Toni and Ryan - Girls Only Want One Thing

Episode Date: June 16, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. And I'm backing this in. Anandita is who we're calling. Anandita? I hardly know her. I don't know her. We're going to learn about her now. Yeah. Hilarious and factual. Yes. Yeah. Hello.

Hello. Anandita? Yes. Have we got your name right? Yeah, you got it right. Oh, yay. Oh, so nice to chat to you. What are you up to, Anandita. Yes. Have we got your name right? Yeah, you got it right. Oh, yay. Oh, so nice to chat to you. What are you up to, Anandita? I've just been picking up this new hobby of embroidery,

so I've just been doing my embroidery. A woman after my own heart, a fellow craft queen. Yeah, what made you take up that? Well, I just moved to the US of A and I've just been like really bored because of my semester break. So I'm like, oh, you know what, I'm going to try to pick up some new things while I wait. That is a great hobby.

Now, Anandita, you're originally from Canberra and now you're in the US doing your Masters. Where have you moved to and what are you studying? Yeah, I realized after I frantically typed in to get the approval slot, it's in Mobile, Alabama. Oh, Alabama. Wow, you've come from Canberra to Alabama. What a

culture shock. Has that been crazy? I've come from one village to another. It's more bad here. And you started embroidery straight away. Oh, Anandita, will you approve today's episode?

Sorry, we're having a fucking yarn here. We haven't done our only job. Would you mind approving today's episode? I would absolutely fucking love to. Yeah, excellent, excellent. Sorry, back to work, I guess. Hi, this is Anandita from Alabama and I approve this podcast. Happy Monday.

Happy Monday. It's going to be a good week. It's going to be a great week. It's going to be a great week. Happy Monday. Happy Monday. It's going to be a good week. It's going to be a great week.

It's going to be a great week. And about 28 seconds ago, I saw in real time the cost of living crisis hit a poor young girl from Melbourne. It's hit. And what was the item that hit you? We need a new front door. Do you know how much a fucking door costs? I couldn't even. Right?

Just like as if that's something you need to think about. Yeah. One day in your life,'re gonna have to have a conversation with your partner about the cost of a door but and then also it's like oh what should we get like our front door is fucked and it's not just because it's covered in coke from when uh we threw up a heap of coke at it yeah um it's just like it's wedged. So I think like- It's a punish every time people come around, right? It's such a pain in the ass. And then when we got locked out that day and then the locksmith put the wrong type of lock on it. And so now you can't like open the door.

It's crunchy. But you can't open the door without a key. But every time you yank the key, it like pulls on the locks. I'm like, we actually really need to get it fixed because we're going to get locked out because of that very soon. I'm going to count down from three. You're going to say how much a door is. I'm going to guess how much a door is.

Then why would we say it at the same time? Because we don't know each other's answer. No, but aren't you doing a guess? Yeah. So then I don't need to say the answer at the same time. I thought it would be fun. Okay. Okay, I'll just say. What do you reckon?

Just say what you reckon. I don't think you understand the game. I don't understand. You don't understand the game. It's just not the prices right. Where's Larry Emder? But we don't say it at the same time. Larry Emder didn't reveal the price as the people were guessing it.

Do you know what I mean? I think Tony knows the answer. He does. Because I know how much. So us saying it at the same time is not. Isn't it fun? Is it a bit fun? He likes when you say things at the same time.

Okay. I like that. Okay. Is that a thing I do or should I stop doing that? No, no, no, no. But normally it's that we're both guessing at the same time. Oh, no. it's not a good week to have a good week anymore oh the cost of living crisis is bringing this podcast down but the the thing about guessing at the same time is so you're not guessing no no no hang on i'm lashing out hang on the thing about guessing at the same time is that

then your guess is not influenced by my guess like so if you're thinking 20 million and I go five, you go, oh, fuck, I've overshot this. Why are we throwing the word millions around when talking about doors? Is that a clue? No, no, no. Is that a clue? Because that's a lot higher than I thought it would be. I'm using hyperbole to be like.

How out of touch are you, dog? Maybe these doors are fine. Okay. Look, I've had enough of this. Yeah, shut my front door. The cheapest cheapest the cheap no all right i'm back okay the cheapest one on bunnings website is like 600 bucks five or six hundred dollars i got enough i had enough of that i was gonna guess six hundred dollars and what a fucking moment it would have been if we both said it at the same time.

Oh, yeah. I see what you're saying. Yeah. Oh, in retrospect. Yeah. Anyway, but any good door costs way, like that's just like a plain. A Bunnings door. But like then I found one and it was like, it was beautiful.

This is so fucking boring. It was like $5,000. Door chat. And I was like, obviously not. Yeah, no, fuck no. Can you just get a roller door? I think that would be far more expensive. Like a little garage. But imagine how gangster that was to flex.

Just rolling up to the front door. Beep, beep, beep. Yeah. Yeah. You order your Uber Eats and you're like, it's like you're in a shed. Yeah. Although you ought to make sure Pippa's all the way when you bring it down. Yeah.

Yeah. So we don't get split Pippa. Squash a little shed. Yeah, although you've got to make sure a pipper's out of the way when you bring it down. Yeah, yeah, so we don't get split pipper. Squash turkey, yeah. Squash turkey. Apparently there is a new definition for the hottest thing a man can be. Oh. And I think it might be Tony Lodge areas. Oh. But there's always a trend and we go through phases and, you know,

but there's this new phase and I went. That's a bit of me. This is a bit of Tony Lodge. And I wonder if it's a bit of you listening. Just to first of all cover off some Tony Lodge areas that are on the record. Yeah. Shit tattoos. Shit tats, yeah.

I believe, I don't know if this is made to the pod, but there's been a bit of chat of shit clothes stepping into a hot car. Yeah, I do like that. Yeah. Because you just don't give a fuck but you're like rich yeah you know that's really you and you just kind of like oh yeah like oh like i live well but like oh not for you it's for me yeah i just like the give of it's the it's the bde so the the bde of don't dgf don't give a fuck. Yes. But that's what B-D-E is, isn't it?

It's like don't give a fuck like, you know. So Pete Davidson. Yeah. Shit tats, shit clothes, steps into his nice Mercedes that I know you've Googled and looked at. I have Googled that. Yeah. And he doesn't give a fuck about anyone else.

He's just doing his thing. He's just doing his thing. And you love that. Oh. And you know what's crazy about Pete Davidson as well? He doesn't have socials. So you're like, oh, you don't give a fuck.

Is the irony though and the sad irony that he probably gives more of a fuck than anyone? I mean, I actually think he's probably someone that doesn't. Yeah, right. But I think the reason he doesn't have socials is because he was in rehab going to therapy and they were like, hey, I don't think that Instagram is good for you. And he went, yeah, fair.

Great call. I mean, it's not good for any of us. Yeah. Except for our business. Yeah. Yeah. Keep on using Instagram. Girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

They want a rat boy. Jeremy Allen White. Rat Boy. Fuck, he's hot. Timothee Chalamet, Rat Boy. Not for me. Both dudes hooking up with Zendaya in Challengers, both Rat Boys. Sorry, Challengers.

Sophie gave that movie five stars out of five stars. Yeah. Our producer, Sophie. I watched the trailer for that hang on hang on a second it looks fucking shocking i didn't even put it on is it was the trailer horny i believe it's a horny movie it was a bit horny but it just looked like cunts playing tennis give a fuck i watched the australian open for free on telly. I believe it's, correct me if I'm wrong, Sophie, it's not about tennis, but it's about like a love triangle.

Yeah, the trailer doesn't give away enough of the horniness. But. Is it fair, if I may, to suggest that maybe watch the movie before you start canning it? No, I'm not canning it, but I'm struggling to see how someone could rate it five stars after watching the trailer. Is that fair, Sophie? That is fair.

It's the Rat Boys. Have you watched Challengers? No, but I've read the plot on Wikipedia, so I feel like I'm up to speed. What? No. Shut up, Sophie. You read the plot on Wikipedia? I was intrigued.

Was it after your fucking internet dialed up when your mum got off the phone? What are you fucking talking about? I was curious about what happened because I was the same. I was like, is it just a shit tennis movie? What's the deal? It just looks like fucking people playing tennis. Just watch it though. I just, I could Google.

There's rat boys in it. Yeah, okay. Rat boy. Let me tell you what a rat boy is. Rat boys have beady eyes and tiny mouths. Well, it doesn't sound, like, very nice. They are attractive without being conventionally attractive. Yeah.

Now. So, I'm just looking up an article so I can see a few examples. Well, let me send you this TikTok because it was on the Today Show. Was it? With Hoda and Jenna. Hoida? Hoda. Hang on.

I'm just opening it. Oh, I've sent it to myself and I'm wondering why it hasn't got to you yet. Great. And this is on the Today Show, like in America. So you know if it's hit the morning shows, it's the real. It's gone. It's gone. It's gone hard.

So hit play on that one. Hot rodent boyfriend or a sexy rat man. One and the same. If somebody comes up to you and says, hello, sexy rat man, they're also calling you a hot rodent boyfriend. So this is what these are, what they look like. These are some of the features. They're svelte. Yes.

Angular features and bodies. Not necessarily conventionally handsome, which makes them even hotter. They convey the opposite of toxic masculinity. Yeah, they publicly love their partners, but in a weird but slightly sexy way. This started with two of the main stars right there. There they are. They are from the movie Challengers. Yeah. Rap Boys. Not for me. And people are saying they look like cartoon mice. I mean, we're not, by the way. But this is not a slam on them. Slam? Tennis terms? It's the opposite. You should want to date Stuart Little. Yes. Stuart Little is actually quite attractive. Right? Now, I never thought of it, but okay. Much like actual rats, they often appear aloof and hard to catch,

which makes the prize even sweeter. I think, though, when they say, like, not conventionally attractive, but it's like they're really sweet and, like, handsome and it's a bit different or whatever. A little wispy moustache. I think the change of, like, not needing to be conventionally attractive, I vibe, I think that's great. Yeah.

But every time it's just confidence. Yeah. I don't – all these trends come and go, but it's literally – it's the not giving a fuck and the confidence of people. That's what makes you hot. Because I think Jeremy Allen White's hot as fuck. He – Now, what a rapper.

Fuck me. But I think confidence but also – Sorry, but even as Lip in Shameless, I know you haven't watched that but like – I've seen most on TikTok. Oh, great. Well, on – And then in The Bear because he's just – Fuck it.

Like a chef can fucking do me in. You know who I reckon is like one of the hottest boys ever? Matty Matheson. I think he's so – Who's Matty Matheson? Google him. He's a chef. He's fucking hot. He's fucking hot.

He's a YouTuber, coveting tattoos, loose as fuck. He's from Toronto. Oh, that guy. I love that guy. I didn't know that was his name. He's so fucking hot. Is he also in the bear? He's in the bear, yeah.

But he is so fucking hot. Like, poof. Anyway, but I think it's just the confidence, isn't it? Because he's got this don't, like Jeremy Allen White, this don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck. I'm just doing me, Doug. Yeah, whatever, Doug.

Whatever. That's what rats do. They just do it themselves. Yes. Yeah. Rats be ratting, dude. So are we all about, can we confirm, can you see where they're coming from with the rat boy?

I see where they're coming from. I don't think it's for me. And also, do these men mind that we're calling them rat boys? Do they mind? Has anyone talked to them about – because I think if someone called me a rat girl, I don't think I'd be that pumped. No, I don't think I'd like being called a rat boy. Or just compared to any animal because I can probably guess

what people would compare me to. A sexy dolphin? I'm not hairless enough to be a dolphin. But I'll blow your hole. You know what I'm not hairless enough to be a dolphin. But I'll blow your hole. Hey, this is Anindita from Mobile, Alabama, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon for this beautiful fucking Monday. Yeah.

Love to see this. Beautiful. Sarah Dsza, D-S-Z-A. Dsza is what I'm going with. Yep. It might be Sarah-ja. Maybe it's like a zh sound. Sorry, Sarah. Or if it's like a zh sound.

Sorry, Sarah. Or if it's Sarah, I'm really fucking sorry. S-A-R-A-D-S-Z-A. That's what I'm talking about. Katie Connor. Good on you, Katie. Austin Tunis. Garrett Mutoff.

And Jamie Neald. Absolutely love to see it. Love to see it. Thanks for being here. Thank you very much. Can't do it without you. Wouldn't dream of it. We can't do it without you. And we wouldn't want to.

No. Someone came out to me at the pub the other night emily at the pub the other night pub fucking something in brunswick and she said thank you so much for doing the podcast and i was like no you've got this around the wrong way thanks for listening thanks for listening and then mabel pointed at her oh is that rude no because it's just a baby being like, I'm interested in this. Yeah, I like this. If you did it as an adult, that would be rude. Okay, well, I did as well.

Oh, okay. But it was like so Mabel didn't feel like the odd one out. I was like, just the thing we do. Yeah, okay. I was a supportive parent. Okay. But thanks, Emily. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Emily. Why didn't you say hi to me? I was also there. No, you weren't. I wasn't there. Yeah, no. Sorry. Out of say hi to me? I was also there. I wasn't there. Sorry. Out of the house after five o'clock. And that's coming

from me. You joke, but I've been doing stuff. Are you a leftovers for lunch the next day guy? I do like leftovers for lunch the next day. Yeah. What's your like if I'm cooking this or we're having this I'm definitely having leftovers.

Because sometimes that's part of the excitement. Yeah. I think. Oh, Bridget's doing a big spag bol. I'm like, fuck yeah, there's a few lunches. You know that you have, yeah. But then there's some things that you go, well, obviously that won't be leftovers.

Like if we had like steak and veggies for dinner, there's no leftovers. Yeah. Because you cook enough. Yeah. But I feel like a big batch thing that you cook, like spaghetti bolognese, a big curry, like there's always going to be some leftover.

I put this in my Instagram stories. Lots of people said curry and one person said the longer you leave the curry, the more the curry gets into the stuff and the better it gets. Yeah. So not only is it like- It's always better the second day. Yeah, they're like, not only is it okay, it's better. Yeah. Same with a spag bol it's always better the second day yeah they're like not only is it okay it's better yeah um same with the spag bol often tastes better the next day yeah a lot

of people i just i don't know why i was thinking about this but i actually yes i do because fucking lucille from coburg has dropped a bombshell um and i'll get to that in a second a lot of people saying pizza is better the next day chinese better the next day it is nice the next day if you've got like you know how you've got all the plastic tubs in your fridge and you make yourself like a little mix plate and then you pop that in the microwave and it's all kind of like juicing together. Bit of the juice from over there, bit of that meat, pop that in.

I'm going to get fucking Chinese for lunch. That is fun. Fuck yes. Chinese is fucking so legit. I love a prawn cracker. Very mean prawn crackers. Like, what a fucking way to go. Yeah.

And you can go that way because you eat two of those and you are dry. They are so fucking good. I used to call them ears because they look a little bit like ears. They do look like ears. They're little pig's ears. But, you know, when you, like, put your tongue on them and it gets, like, stuck to your tongue? Yeah.

Or it dissolves, that sound. The little crispy sound. I'm getting fucking Chinese soon. Let's hurry up and finish this episode. Can I have some spring rolls? Yes. Yeah. And maybe a little like beef satay or something.

What about a money bag? I love my fucking money bag. Yeah. I love the Chinese dumplings. Like can fuck. Yeah. Like, oh, fuck. I can't think of anything else now.

Yeah. All right. Now, this is controversial and I'm just going to lay it down. Wrap it up. Lucille from Coburg is a tarpa. Lucille. Did you meet her at the pub as well? She's on the road from her place.

You met? I haven't met Lucille in person. She messaged us on Patreon, I believe. When we get KFC. Oh, what a fucking choice. I literally said to Torbs last night, so it's Sunday night, and I'm like, on Friday night, we're getting KFC for dinner. Fuck, yeah.

Like, that's going to, I'm hanging on to this all week. Yeah. Like, so I cannot fucking wait. Yeah. You're going to be spewing to find out that you're in Sydney. Oh. You know what? No spewing to find out that you're in Sydney. Oh. You know what? No.

That this week. I think they might have KFC in Sydney. Fuck. Oh, shit. Do you want to get KFC on Friday? Zing me up, dog. Zing me up. Sophie, that was so funny.

Yeah. I think we need to give it up for Sophie. That was really funny. And also, RIP to anyone who has to watch nine hours of movies the day after I've had KFC. Oh, my fart's going to be fucking rank. At least no one will sit next to me. Yeah, I will.

Oh, sorry. When we get KFC, my boyfriend will finish his, but I will save some of mine for later. Leftover KFC is the shit, says Lucille. It fucking is. Is it? I wouldn't have thought that was a leftover meal. But you've got to do, the thing about KFC is the shit, says Lucille. It fucking is. Is it? I wouldn't have thought that was a leftover meal. But you've got to do, the thing about KFC leftover is that if you get a burger, obviously not because that's fucked.

Well, that's what I was thinking. But you know what's really good is like the boneless stuff because it's easy to heat up. Whereas if you've got chicken with bones in it, they get really hot and it's quite hard to like heat it up appropriately. Yeah, your heat ratios are right off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is this is i think where i was stuck mentally because i just there's so yeah but you know when you're like ordering from kfc and you

go well obviously i'll get like a burger box fucking thing whatever and then you go oh it'd be rude not to get some fucking popcorn chicken oh it'd be rude not to get some little tendies or whatever the tendies and the popcorn chicken are often what gets left behind. Interesting. And so the next day, a little bit of potato and gravy fucking zoomed up in the microwave and some fucking, dip some fucking tendies in there. And if you're really feeling like a piece of shit, piece of fresh white bread, butter, tendie, potato and gravy, eat that fucking cum in my asshole. Very good.

Do we cancel the Chinese? Because that sounds pretty good. For lunch. Yeah. We don't get Chinese for lunch. We get KFC and have that tomorrow as leftovers. We'll order both today and have leftovers for the rest of the week. It's a big week for us.

Yeah, it is. It is, yeah. I didn't know which way you'd go. No, you've just got to do it right. Yeah. You've got to do it right. Later in the night, I'll be a little peckish and I'll be like. The same day left over, that's good.

Say if you have an early tea or whatever and it's late at night and you're like. You guys eat really early because you have dinner with Mabes. Do you get hungry again later on? Last night I had a later dinner. Oh, right. Like in addition to early dinner. What's that, supper? Yeah, sure.

Cool. Is that what's called? But yeah, sometimes if we eat What's that, supper? Yeah, sure. Cool. Is that what's called? But, yeah, sometimes if we eat with Mabel, we'll eat at 5, 5.30, yeah. But then, like, it gets to 8 o'clock and you go, fuck, like I don't just want a sweet thing. I feel like I need food. Yeah. Yeah, but if we have a cup of tea and some ice cream and all something.

But, you know, when sometimes a sweet's not enough and you're like, I think I need some toast or. Well, I think that's where Lucille's at. Yeah, nice. And she goes, I've got some little tendies and a few little popcorn chickens sitting there. I'm going to go take care of that. Yeah.

So I go to the fridge only to find out my boyfriend has already eaten it. For those playing at home, Tony is disgusted. I would break up with someone that did that to me. Yeah. Did this happen once or is this every time? It's regular. Nah, that's not okay. I asked him if he ate it, in brackets, we live alone.

Of course he did. He'll always go, yeah, and then he'd feel like really guilty and sheepish. But I'm like, then why did you do it? Yeah. Are you sorry you did it or are you sorry you got caught? Great question. Yeah. Fuck, you're so smart and hot.

Thank you. I don't mind sharing food at all. Got food envy and want to try some of my dish? No worries. Want to order Thai food and get a bunch of dishes? Fuck yeah. Fair. But when I've ordered a guilty pleasure meal for myself,

that food is for me unless I say otherwise. I think if you've got a specific plan for it as well. I'll leave that specifically. I'm going to leave the tendie and the potato and gravy because I know that I'm going to make a little sambie out of that later. Let's get Barmese and Vietnamese coffees. Oh, I fucking, you know what we had for dinner the other night? What?

A little fucking kebab and HSP. Fuck, that was mean. Now who's living on the north side, baby? Now you're doing it right. Not that you're doing it wrong, but now you're really doing it right. Oh, fuck. Am I the asshole, asked Lucille, for getting annoyed over some takeaway? No fucking way.

Would either of you be bothered by this or would you shrug it off i think you know tony's answers kind regards your loyal tarpa lucille from coburg i love how you're saying her name like a french seal lucille instead of like lucille fuck hang on what's the name you but it's lucille but you're saying lucille like oh lucille saying? But you're saying Lucille? Like, oh, Lucille. That's how you're saying it. Who sings Kissed by a Rose? Lucille. That is so funny.

Do you want a full Lucille? No, just a little snack, thanks. Just a little Lucille. Do you like Le Dolphin or Le Shark? No, Lucille. I haven't. Have you taken a Dolphin or Le Shark? Nah, LaSeal. I haven't. Have you taken a piss yet? No, I'm yet to break Le LaSeal.

But it wouldn't be the LaSeal. It would be break LaSeal. Le means the. The. Oh. Yeah. Ah. Sorry?

I thought it was just like because in Malaysia they just add la. Add la, yes. But that doesn't mean anything. It's just to balance the sentence. Yep. So I assume maybe le is just to like balance the word. No, no. Le cup, le seal.

But you're saying- You are a le mad- to Conti. I don't think I saved that one. No, I don't think so. You, we've got a la beep. Lucille, Lucille. Yeah, they are two different things.

Yeah, yeah. So you're saying Lucille as in like a French seal. I'm standing by it. You don't know that she's not a Lucille? I think she is a Lucille, but I think her name is Lucille. Anybody that's ever watched Arrested arrested development oh my god what the fuck just happened can someone remind tony she's mid-sentence yeah oh fuck sorry i almost got in the wormhole then anybody that's ever watched arrested development is like losing their shit

right now why because the mom is called lucille yeah they're. There's another character called Lucille. They call her Lucille 2. And then something happens with a loose seal. And it's like, I'm not going to say what it is. It has people haven't watched it. But yeah, anyway. Now, this isn't a put down of Coburg because I love Coburg. No. Oh, my God.

We bid on a house in Coburg. I love Coburg. We went to the hospital there. What? For Torbz's toe. Remember? Oh, yeah. Yeah, what's that called?

St Andrews maybe? Is that what the hospital's called in Coburg? No, it's called Le Hospital. But what I was going to say is Coburg, the last place on earth you'd expect to see a seal. There's a seal in Richmond. Really? Yeah.

Where? Yeah, in Abbotsford, like the little... A seal? Yes. In Abbotsford? It's got an Instagram. Are you thinking about walrus that attacks the people in Tasmania? No, babe. No, no, no. A seal in Abbotsford. Thank you. Sophie is nodding. Salvatore it's called. Salvatore the seal. Oh, he's a Spanish seal. El Salvatore. It's called Salvatore.

The seal. Oh, he's a Spanish seal. El Salvatore. But that's like a, it's a thing. And you'd be like, oh yeah, I saw Salvatore today. Walk down by the river. That's a thing. It's got an Instagram. I'll do that after I eat Chinese KFC, HSC pack.

And what was the other thing? La seal. What do you love to see? Hang on. Did we have a verdict? Lucille, your boyfriend's a fucking asshole. Yeah, no. That's fucking.

Hands off the kefir, dog. Yeah. That's not okay. We're on your side, Lucille. Yeah. And I think everyone will agree in today's episode, it's right in the Facebook group, that Lucille can tell her boyfriend to la fuck off.

Nice. No. Fuck. Fuck. Get la fuck out of there. That's funny. That's good because it's the, the. You could also say, like, get la fucked, but that's just funny. It is funny.

That's not like a, you know. That is funny. I've got to love to see it here from Mia. Please. It's going to bring us back up because good news. Yep. Hey, guys, my name is Mia. Sorry, Mia submitted this via email, by the way.

Yep. And I really wanted to share this with you guys. I'm 20 years old and moved out from home in Germany to Austria. So, like, different country. Yeah. We're quite close together. They share a border, I assume. I think they're close, yeah.

It was really hard at first because I really loved and missed my family, especially my dog. Oh, of course. So sad. And, like, when it's a family dog, you go, well, I can't obviously take the dog with me. But everyone's really, like, all of her family at home is really busy and she managed to convince her roommates to let her have a dog.

And the dog has moved in with Mia in Austria, probably needed a passport. And Mia says, I'm so incredibly happy to have my buddy, Sir Blake, back with me. Now we listen to your podcast on our morning walks together. Love you guys. Have a great weekend. I love that.

Isn't that so sweet? It's very sweet. I mean, don't tell me to have a nice weekend on a Monday. That's just rubbing me in. Well, she said on Friday. I'm trying to think about that. Yeah, no, she didn't think about that. Now, with Sir Blake, would you consider changing Pippa to like Madame Pippa?

La Madame Pippa? La Madame. La Pippa. The Pippa. Yeah, La Pippa. The Pippa. Yeah, La Pippa. The Pippa. Nah, Pippa's fancy like Seal. Yeah.

One name. Like Cher. Yeah. Beyonce. Or Eminem. We watched 8 Mile on the weekend. I'd never seen it. I'd never seen it.

I've heard such good things about 8 Mile through my life. It's not that good, you guys. What the fuck? Yeah. What do you mean it's not that good? I was expecting more. It's like. What do you mean?

It's his story of his life. I think. He's from the streets. What did you expect? Some shiny, polished movie? No, no, no, no. Like the opposite i actually thought like i just didn't think that the i think what do you like what do i like

finish this like put the if eight mile was more like blank it would be better i think that um i just assumed sorry i'm not gonna play the game because I've got a different thought. I'm going to do what I'm saying. No, I think I thought it was like way, like a bit more of a scary, rough movie. Not that it isn't. It's very scary and very rough. But over all this time, I think that people have said to me like,

oh, it's so rough. Like it's a story of his life. He's had a really rough upbringing. So I was expecting like a really fucked movie. But because of my expectations, it was quite tame because of what people had told me over the time. So what would improve it? Maybe like a Celine Dion number?

Not every movie has to be Titanic. Most should be. But they don't all have to be No it was just I felt like I'd been like had it built up to me Over all this time And it popped up on Netflix or something And we were like oh let's watch that Everyone says it's awesome

And then he is good in it Everyone said it was awesome in 1994 No 100% but I've been hearing it's awesome For all this time He's really good in it. Yeah. Like he is a good actor. Yeah.

Which is quite cool. Yeah. Man of many talents. I've got something that it sounds like you need. Great. Check the link I've just texted you. Oh, here we go. This has been sent through from Emily Costello,

who we know quite well. Available for sale on- Oh, I've just fucking opened your text from you and it's just you pulling the finger at me. For sale on Facebook Marketplace is an emotional support chicken nugget pillow. Do you pop it in the microwave and it heats up? I don't know.

Sorry if I fucked up the thing and it's not that. No, but if it's not, it should be. Yeah, it should. You're a fucking genius. If not, we're selling them. That is so cute. It's in the You Love to See It thread on Facebook. Does the other one have sauce on it?

I think it does. Did you even look at the fucking picture? I just saw the words emotional support chicken nugget from Emily. I've just asked three very straightforward questions like, I don't know. I'm seeing what you're seeing. I don't have any more information than what you can see in front of you. That is so cute.

If you have a you love to see it and something pops up in your feed, you can put it in the you love to see it thread in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. Or submit it via the form on our website, TonyandRyan.com.au, and there's a little spot where you can submit your stories. Now, tomorrow on the show we have confessions. These are top confessions.

And it's a confession involving a funeral. Oh. And I think when we read the first line, we're all going to judge this person. But by the time we get to the end of the confession, we'll go, nah, dog, I got you. Makes sense. All good.

Interesting. Okay. All right. That's tomorrow. We'll chat to you then. Love you. Bye.