Toni and Ryan - Good News for Malaysian TARPers

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

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Do you feel like you're like song sisters? Yeah, maybe a little bit. Yeah. We've also talked about, um, back in the day, having stretched ears. Um, yeah. Weren't we all called tiny buttholes now you. Yeah, fuck. Weren't we all cool back in the day? My butt looks like tiny butt holes now though. Yeah, me too. Me too.

Both ways. In both ways. Two, three puckered little assholes. Al, will you approve today's episode? Tony's butt looks like a stretched ear. Of course I will. Thank you, Al. We're moving it on. Get out of here. See you later. This is Al from Bloomington, Illinois, and I approve this podcast.

Coming up today. Yeah, you are. Sorry. Tony Lodge. Sorry. I'm on a high. I'm really excited about what I'm going to tell you today. Yeah, you are. Sorry. Tony Lodge. Sorry. I'm on a high. I'm really excited about what I'm going to tell you today. Okay. Well, also today, huge news for Malaysian tarpas.

Oh, love it. Huge news. Oh, great. I don't even know what it is. Salam ad-Datang. I love satay. You know how we had satay on Malaysian Airlines? Yeah.

Like they had the satay on that. The satay man. So yeah. He was one of the best guys I've ever met. You know how we had satay on Malaysian airlines? Like they had the satay on that. The satay man. He was one of the best guys I've ever met. Yeah. I loved him. I want to invite him to live in my home. Yeah. He goes, more satay.

And I went, no, I'm good. And he goes, did you like the chicken on the beef better? And I go, chicken. He goes, two more. And I go, yeah. Yeah. You fucking might as well. I'm half asleep on the way to London.

I've literally just slept for six hours and I'm about to sleep for another six. And he goes, you don't want a satay to top you off, do you? I go, yes, when I just pop a couple down. Yeah. Um, you wouldn't get that satay jug and just pour it in my mouth. Do you want a glass of water? I'd love a glass of the satay sauce. That'd be awesome.

Ah, huge news for Malaysian tapas coming up. Love it. Uh, but first normal or not, this is normal or not? Nah. Grind out in New Zealand, wild times. Tapa Josh says, I'm in New Zealand for work and I get my Uber Eats delivered. Yes.

About two minutes later, I get a message on Grindr from the delivery driver saying, enjoy your meal. Oh. Normal behavior or nah. Surely nah. Josh says help me. This has the energy of Sophie and I sharing our Uber location with Ryan. Don't know.

Do I need my hat? No. You never need that hat again. I burnt it. I wore it home the other night. Actually, Fridge didn't like it. Yeah. I don't know about that.

I think that's no bueno from me. Yeah. I don't know about that. I think that's no bueno from me. Yeah. I, I just hate the thought that people are like, how would you even know it was the same person? Cause he said, cause it was the same guy.

Or how does that guy know? How does that? Yeah. Well, I don't know where in New Zealand, but you know how in some small towns, well, you know, I don't know. So I've been told when you're in the small town, I live in the country. So I might know. And you're on Grindr.

Like, I don't know. There's not always a heap of people there. So when there's a newbie, yeah, I kind of really see what. Well, I guess it would be, yeah, the same with any dating app. So you'd go, oh, fresh meat. Oh, that's disgusting. Sorry. But yeah, I, that's more my thing of like, well, how do you know?

Where, where do you stand on the shoot your shot culture? I just don't think that I'd like, I mean, You know what I mean? If you meet a guy and you go, hey, there's just something about him. He's the one. If I don't say anything now, that, that might be it. And I'm just going to be respectful, but I'm going to going to shoot my shot and then I put it out there. I would just be surprised to hear the success rate of that though. It's probably more my thing like sure, shoot your shot. But like how many people are going, oh, that's not creepy. Yeah, thanks.

I'd say more surely more often than not, people would be like, bro, what the fuck? It's fucking weird. You know, like you've sought out to find- Which app do I use to order some dessert? Like, is there no privacy? Yeah. For, I just want to eat all this KFC in my bed by myself. Yeah.

And the guy's like, oh, I see from your order, you're having a few people over. Yeah. Don't fucking judge me. And you go, there was only one pair of cutlery. Okay. Fuck you. Yeah. Nah. 100%.

Knife and fork? No. If anything, yeah. just makes me feel uneasy about how delivery drivers are judging what I order. Yeah. I think the same when I do my Woolworths online. Yeah. Like, I wonder if it's the same people

that packed it last week. They go, oh, another Carton of Coke. She's really going through it. You know? Do you need that much toilet paper? You know, like I just always worry that people are just letting off. Four microwave meals for one.

Yeah. That's not that tea lodge from last week. Is it? Nah, that's my sister. We don't have the same last time. Normal or nah, judging yourself on your Woolworths online grocery order. Normal or nah, outing yourself about how much diet coke you're ordering from Woolworths online and how much toilet paper.

Are you going all right? Yeah, I'm actually going fine. Okay. Yeah. But I'd like a diet coke and I think that's okay. Okay. Shoot me! Okay?

Sorry. Wow. Wow. No, sorry. Just get defensive about it. I do agree with the creepiness, but I'm trying to look for a... Like a redeeming... No, but I feel like I'd love to hear a story where.

I don't know. No, I just don't. Maybe the Woolworths guy goes on the T lodge does love this. And I'll just leave a little like. No, I would find that creepy. I like you remember a few weeks ago that the, um, in my Woolworths online order, um, that they wrote like, Oh, if you're the Tony Lodge that we think you are, like, thank you. Like, I hope you have a great day. Love from Woolworths Preston or whatever.

They wrote that. I'm like, Oh, that's okay. But I think that recognizing someone's shopping habits and be like, I'll pop an extra one in there. That's so weird. I'm down for an extra one. I'd rather the extra one than the, than the note. Yeah.

Do you reckon? Yeah. I mean, the note I guess is, I'd Was it the right Tony Lodge? Were they thinking of the right one? I mean, I took it as a compliment? Yeah. Do you reckon? Yeah. I mean, the note I guess is, I'd- Was it the right Tony Lodge? Were they thinking of the right one? I mean, I took it as a compliment. Yeah. Are there any other Tony Lodges?

Surely. In the lexicon? Oh, I mean, I don't know. Lodge is a pretty common last name, but Tony is such a shit fucking name that surely no one else has got it. Oh, no, we don't. No, you don't have to do that. Beautiful.

It's us. Little Antonio. Oh, fuck you. Terry has to do that. It's beautiful. Little Antonio. Oh, fuck you. Terry has a normal enough. Hi, Terry. Going through the drive-through, then eating in the parking lot. Terry says fast food places are often noisy and busy. It's not safe to eat and drive.

So my husband will sit in the car in the car park. It's like we're teenagers on a first date. It's a little bit cute. Normal. Yeah. And I was about to say that reminds me of like when you first get your license and you go through the drive-through and you sit in the car because it's like the only private spot you've got.

Yeah. You know, everyone lives at home and you're gossiping with your girlfriends in the front seat. Yeah, I love that. In my mind, I assumed it was a mum, but I don't know this person, but I saw someone in the car park of Maccas the other day with an egg and bacon McMuffin and having a cigarette and they'd like, that eased, they'd put the seat back and I've just thought, oh, a couple of kids, rough night. I'm just going to duck out, just have a cig, take five minutes, have an egg and bacon McMuffin and just.

And also there's just nothing like being in the car on your own. Yeah. And like having a second. Yeah. Yeah. And so I, she didn't see me cause she was laying back and her eyes were closed, but I kind of nodded and was like, I get it. Yeah.

Yeah. I get it. We'll all be in there, girlfriend. Sometimes we just need an egg and bacon and a sticky. Yeah. I've always said that. The thing is, is that in your mind, you're going to have an Egg and Bacon McMuffin and a Stiggy, but just remind yourself not to order that.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to make sure that you've got the Stiggy's already in there. Yeah. Hello, what can I get you? Yeah. Yeah.

I just would like one cigarette, please. One cigarette, a lighter and a strong black coffee. And yes, I've had a rough day. Yeah. Wow. That's really cool. It's pretty hot. Yeah. Yeah. That person had tattoos. Of course I did. Justin Mucklar.

Mucklar. Justin says, I dip- I thought you said Dustin. Sorry. Justin. Justin says, I dip Oreos in mayonnaise. That sounds fucking disgusting. Normal or nah. Nah. Nah. I don't, um, nah, I don't think so at all. I'm trying to imagine what that would taste like.

I guess if you like a cupy mayo, like a real like fatty, eggy mayonnaise, not like a light and tangy mayonnaise, that would be fucking disgusting. Light and tangy, just don't get fucking mayonnaise. If you don't want it heavy and full of tongue or whatever the opposite of light and tangy is, don't get mayonnaise. I don't understand. Mayonnaise should be heavy and thick. No, I agree. But you know how you can buy light mayo, light mayo, light mayo. Yeah. I like Oreos with peanut butter. I think that's how yum like that they do on the parrot.

Great combo. Yeah, that's yum. Oreos and Mayonnaise. Can I just ask also, how did you discover that? Like, like, did you accidentally drop Oreos in mayonnaise and you go, that's my last one. Like, like, you know what I mean? Like how do you discover that that's a good idea? Yeah. Cause that's, that's serial killer behavior. Yeah.

I agree. I've never, until Justin, I've never met someone that's had Oreos and mayonnaise and not like, you know, caused havoc on society really. So it doesn't sound like a, I just, yeah, I'd love to Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin, if you're listening, let us know how you discovered that. Do you need some diet coke? Do you need a diet coke? Do you need a cigarette?

Egg and bacon buff and a little sit down in the car. I'm doing all right, mate. Finally says, eating sushi with a knife and fork. Oh, I think that's racist. I don't think you can do that. Normal or not or racist. I had just witnessed a colleague do it in the lunchroom. Oh, so says he's not the perpetrator.

No, no, no, no, no. I was like, I can't believe we've got someone like that as a tarpa. No, in our community. If you use a knife and fork with the sushi, then you can fuck right off. This is not the podcast for you. I've actually been to Japan twice and... And haven't we heard about it. Swisson's witnessed a colleague do it in the lunchroom and considering getting a new job because she's clearly a serial killer.

No way. So were they, did they fork the whole piece, do you reckon? Or was it like one of the long, the long hand roll and they're eating it like a kebab or like... Um, okay. Here's a, I know it's not Tuesday, but I do have a confession. I have lived in two Asian countries. Yep. They're both, uh, chopstick first countries.

Mm-hmm. Chopstick first. Malaysia and Thailand. Yes. I... And you lived there, like, for a long time. Yep. I lived there a year each, Malaysia and Thailand. And I am still not good with chopsticks. And I have, I think in front of you at a sushi train in Sydney,

used a single chopstick and just... the stab stabbed at the sushi again. And so he went, don't know him. Yeah. I moved one stool down. Is there another carriage on this train? Cause I'm not interested in this. Thanks. That's pretty funny.

Train humor. Yeah. Yeah. I've been training for that. That's good. Thanks. And the thing about a sushi train is you could be sitting next to a stranger. Well, yeah, especially if it's busy and you're just there on your own.

Yes. It's a bit like where there's two of us, you just go... Nah, the big bowl of fucking karage between us. That's a different... Oh, just two strangers sharing a 15-piece bowl of karage. Sharing some fried chicken. Yeah, at a sushi place because culture. You know how it is. Actually, finally a sushi place, cause culture. Yeah. You know how it is. Actually, finally, let's go Michelle Vibroom.

Surely that's not her name. Hi Michelle. V-E-R-B-O-O-M. B-O-O-M? Yep. You said Vibroom. Yeah. So Vibroom? Vibroom.

Let's call it Michelle. Have you ever read or said anything before? Sometimes I wonder. Normal and R. Cutting a bread roll with a bread knife and then just wiping off the crumbs and putting the knife back in the drawer. If you're doing anything else, go to prison. And you've got too much time on your hands. Yeah. Yep. I agree. That's a one and done. No, that's fine. It's going back in their backs. And you've got too much time on your hands. Yeah. Yep. I agree.

That's a, that, oh, one and done. No, that's fine. It's going back in the knife holder. Yeah. Don't ask any questions. It's bread. Sure. I've lost a few fingers doing the, but that's all it needs, pop back in.

Yeah. No, pop it straight back in. Oh, good. I don't think I've ever put a bread knife in the dishwasher. There's Al from Bloomington, Illinois and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors, like when our estrogen levels drop during menopause, causing the risk of heart disease to go up. Know your risks.

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Who's that? Coach of the Chicago Bulls dynasty and the Los Angeles Lakers dynasty. One of the greatest leadership people in modern history. I think he's got 11 rings. Um, yeah, it is him. Fuck. Yeah. I just Googled it.

I'm doing a leadership subject at uni at the moment. So it just makes sense that like leaders are finding me. Makes sense that you're telling us about it. You yourself are a leader. You're leading them to you. 11 rings, Phil Jackson. Well, I don't know what rings means. Like a championship year, championship ring.

Oh, he's got 11 of them. He's got more rings than fingers. He's got a championship ring on his toes. Championship toe ring. They've actually, they've actually moved into that. Phil Jackson. Well, thanks for being here, Phil. What a fucking honor. And New York Times bestseller. Jason Justin, good on ya. Jason Jeansy. Fuck a lot of J's you guys. Emma Jacobs. Holy moly. Oh, and Kale. No J there. That's okay. Jale. How does he spell Kale? K-A-Y-L-E. Yeah.

Okay. K-A-Y-L-E. K-A-Y-L-E. Ooh. So maybe it's not Kale, maybe it's Kalee. What? Kale? Maybe it's a le on the end, like a le?

A le? A le. Either way, Kale's parents, Cowboy World. I agree. Cowboy World is exactly right. I want you to try and cast your mind back or think about a time when you have in real life, seen someone giving someone else their phone number or asking point blank for a phone number.

As in like to ask them out on a date. Well, do you remember when people used to do that? Yeah. They'd be like, Oh, can I get your number? Like, maybe I'll give you a call. I never understood that. And, do you remember when people used to do that? Yeah. Oh, can I get your number? Like maybe I'll give you a call. I never understood that. And what do you just call them?

Like, what? Well, I guess it's to call to arrange a date or be like- But even that I was just like, ugh. Or is it just that if you're meeting someone, like passing by, passing through, that it's like, oh, we've got a connection now. And if I can't stop thinking about you, then I'll give you a ring.

Yeah. And is it ring on the home phone? That's what I mean. This is what happened back in the day. Yeah, I just, you a ring. Yeah. I just ring on the home phone. Back in the day. Yeah. I just, for me terrifying. Um, but yeah, I don't, I can't remember the last time I witnessed someone shoot their shot, if you will. Yeah. And just be like, Hey, thanks for the, you know, hospitality. Can I get your number? Are you just like, okay. Well, cause this is why it came up for me in my brain because I was in a cafe the other day and I saw it happen. No, someone wrote their phone number down on, I'm guessing it was like a napkin or like

a, maybe they just had random business card in their bag or something and they handed it over. Oh, have you done this? Yeah. You keep going. I'll tell you what, but this is just awful. This is an awful day for me. No, cause I, I'd like, it's so funny though, that this stuff used to happen

because of people not doing that anymore. Like what, cause you don't see it really anymore, but it did remind me of a story about someone who I am not. Would you ever been in that situation? Would you have had that gusto? I have, it has been me. been in that situation? Would you have had that gusto?

I have, it has been me. Because when I was working at IGA, I was a checkout chick, right? I was at 16. Yeah. And cause I lived in like small suburb. There was a bit of a hierarchy in the shops and like what till you were on was like, that was the thing, like it was like, Oh, well the youngest girls got that till because it's like the busiest ones that's like do the most work.

So the more senior, the more like you get the cruisy one on the end kind of thing. Yeah. And so the very end till like the other side of the shop, that was like a 10 items or less one. Is that what you want? Or you want to avoid that one? No, that's what you want. But that was also the cigarette counter.

Yeah. Because it ducks back around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It goes back to the front. Anyway. And so you had to be 18 to work on that one because you had to be 18 to light Celsius. That was, I remember seeing this back in the day when that's when you people would get their cigs from is that the person would go, yeah, can I get this and get that and a pack of cigarettes? And the girl goes, Oh, I actually can't give you that. Let me go get Darryl and he'll come around and you just go, fuck, there's gotta be a better system. And I reckon that back in the day, obviously now it's probably a lot more strict, but back

in the day, it's kind of like, you're supposed to be 18, but like, you know what I mean. How old are you? 17 and a half? Yeah, yeah. Things are different. Yeah, you're all right, man. But so the cool girls that were over 18 used to work on the CIGI counter. Yeah. And I like this one day, one of the girls was sick and we were all taking turns in like covering the Ciggy counter for like, to cover like a 10 minute break.

Yep. And I get my call up to go and work on the Ciggy, I'm 16. Yeah. To go and work on the fucking cigarette counter. And is this like you said in the hierarchy of things, just like, fuck yeah. Well, for the next 10 minutes, I'm 18. I actually run this town. I'm a big girl.

Yeah. And I'm feeling myself when I walk over and I take my tray and I like pop it in the thing, I'm like, all of a sudden I've got this like BDE. I'm like so fucking pumped. I'm like ready anyway. And so I've got all this power come over me and then like, I'm like doing my thing and this hot as fuck guy comes through. Right. And he's got tats and a bit of a bad boy. And he's the ultimate bad boy.

Yeah. And he's like, I don't care if I die. What up? And then, um, so you asked for like a packet of C's and I go, Oh, cause I'm a fucking nerd. I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna have to see your ID. And he hands it to me and he goes like, everything all good. And then I remember I'm a big girl and I'm on the cigarette counter.

Yeah. And I go, nah, it's not. And he goes, Oh, what's wrong? And I go, this license doesn't have your phone number on it. And handed it back to him. And what, the same Tony lodge that sits across the table from me right now. This slut was that slut. And right.

I know it takes it. Yeah. Yeah. I know. You think you fucking know someone, you know? I know. And that is. I know.

And I'm just like this little kid. And I'm like. This tiny little girl. I'd obviously like seen it on a film or something. And anyway, so I go. What a sexy thing to say. Thank you. That is huge. I know. Anyway, so I hand you back his ID.

We like finished the transaction or whatever. Is that what you call it? He walks out and he comes back in and he's written his phone number on the back of his receipt and he comes back in and he goes, Oh, it wasn't on my ID, but it's here. Here you go. And he gives me his phone number. I think we're all thinking the same thing, aren't we?

That we're all got a handful of snails in our pants? No, it turns out we weren't thinking the same thing. I was just thinking how annoyed his accountant's going to be because he doesn't have that receipt anymore. Because he was going to claim those cigarettes on deck. So he's not a bad boy at all. All right, so you've, you're all fucking snailed up. I'm worried about the GST claiming back.

Yeah. And so did you call them on? So the next morning I like take the receipt because it was like late night shopping on a Thursday. I take the receipt with his phone number to school to be like, look what happened last night. I'm like telling everybody that was showing it off like a trophy. Yeah. Which, which it was. Yeah. Did you get a framed?

That would be a King move. No, I think I did for a little while. Put it in my memory box. Cause I think I was just like, I thought it was so cool. Anyway. So then we've made all my girlfriends sitting like at school, we devised this text message and we're like, what should we say? And they're like, all right, say blah, blah, blah. His name is Barry. Barry. Yeah.

That's, um, and anyway, where's Barry now? Do we say, Hey Barry, it's Tony. Huh? You know, like, what are we saying? And I go, Oh, well in the, like, we get, do you have to stick with the persona that you had? Well, yeah, I'm like trying to be cool. Yeah.

And cause there was like, and I said, I'm going to say like, Oh, it's Tony from the shops and someone goes, no, say it's from Rollystone IGA just in case there's no. And I was like, no, if you're from my area, you say the shops. Like, you know how people just like have names for stuff. I'm like, you would never call it Rollystone IGA. You'd call it the shops. But like, what if he'd given out four phone numbers at different shops that day? Yeah. So, and he might have, right? You're just one of the bitches. He like, what if he'd given out four phone numbers at different shops that day? Yeah.

So, and he might have, right? You're just one of the bitches he was slinging his number out to this evening. I'm actually proud to be one of the bitches. Like I actually got that. Anyway, and then so I text him and he texts back and I'm at school. And I remember being like, he's messaged back. Like telling all my girlfriends. Anyway.

But what did the met? You just said it's Tony from the shops. So I'm like, Hey, it's Tony from the shops. Like you gave me your number last night. Like it was so nice to meet you. Whatever. Yeah. Casual.

Yeah. Just keep it in cash. Don't be a Keno. He's gonna be too keen. And he takes back and he goes, yeah, it was great to meet you. Like, um, I'm having a party tonight. Like stop behaving. You want,

Oh my God. I know. Oh my God. I know. Oh my God. And let's be mindful that this guy, he's like, well, she's 18 because she works on the cigarette counter. Like, and because as if any 16 year old's ever been that brave in their life, like I've got the persona of a 20 year old all of a sudden.

Cause I'm working on the cigarette. But as a 16 year old girl, just getting invited to like a 19 year old boy's party. Isn't that just fucking A1 energy? Like the hot girls are like, what are you doing this weekend? Oh, I'm this boy that's like, yeah, he can drive or he's a bit older. And you go, oh fuck, that sounds cool. And, and I remember like saying to mom, like, oh, I got invited to this party and she goes, well, you're obviously not going. And I went, and I was like, okay.

And that was it. So that's it. Yeah. That's all that happened. And then, um, I've never been so let down by the end of a story since the perfect couple. I know. Done.

I'm not going to say anything more, but that's what I'll say. But yeah. And so my mom was like, well, obviously, you know, like she, and she wasn't dick about it, she was just like, well, you're obviously not going's what I'll say. But yeah. And so my mom was like, well, obviously, you know, like she, and she wasn't dick about it. She was just like, well, you're obviously not going. I went, yeah, fair. Like I'm 16. I've been invited to this older boys.

But did you tell her the whole story? Yes. See that's, you're a fucking, see this is why people should shut the fuck up. You just go, I got a party on. She goes, okay. You don't say, I forged my, I created a new identity with a new age

and I need a new passport. Do you know a guy that takes cash? You just go. I might need ID to get into this party, mom. You don't mind helping me out, do you? How much do I look like you? And can it say that I was born in 1959? I also, then a few weeks later, so I never went, I never went back to the party. I think I messaged texting back and was like, probably busy tonight, eh? Like probably won't come. This guy's taking me out, but I'll see if I'm free next week. Yeah. Like, and then he came back to the shops one, like I saw him one time. Um, and he was like, Oh, you like, you didn't come or you never

text me back or something like that. And I was just like, Oh, sorry, man. And like, that was it. That's pretty cool. Well, it's cool. But you also didn't get fingered. Nah, I did not get fingered. Well, not by him. No, no, no, no, no. You know, I had all offers. Oh my God. This is a, wow. I know. And literally I'm having this flashback of me being cool.

And where's Barry now? In this cafe. I don't know. It's like, I have no idea. I don't know anything more about him, but I can- Are you from Rollystone and do you know a Barry that would have frequented the cafe? No. I don't know.

I don't know anything more about him, but I can- I don't know anything more about him, but I can- I don't know anything more about him, but I can- I don't know anything more about him, but I can- I don't know anything more about him, but I can- I don't know anything more about him, but I can- I don't know anything more about him, but I can- I don't know anything more about him, but I can- Are you from Rollystone and do you know a Barry that would have frequented the shops? No. Good on you for saying the shops. In... 2008?

How many 2008 Barrys in Rollystone could there be? I don't know, that's a pretty common name for that team, isn't it? Baz, like locals, like Baz. Yeah. Baz. I think Jerry would be more common in maybe the 80s than the 2008s, if I had to choose one. Yeah. Okay. Um, he was a hottie though. Like he was, and he was bad boy. This is huge news. Yeah. It's pretty hot. What I said is pretty hot. I feel. Yeah, there is a problem. It doesn't have your number on it. I'm just so impressed that I said is pretty hot. I feel. Yeah. There is a problem. I, it doesn't have your number on it.

I'm just so impressed that I came up with that. Like had I just watched sweet Valley high and maybe that's it's something like that on there. Yeah. What shows were you watching back then? And can we start watching them again? I like this attitude. You like brazen attitude vibe. Maybe I just need to live every day. Like I'm an 18 year old working at the city counter because remember the other

day, you mean so far at a pub down the road, Yeah. and you could barely get a word out because of that hot guy working behind the bar. Where were we? At Moon Dog World. Well, no, I ordered that pub squash. Fuck, what a lame thing to order.

I'm like, yeah, I'll get the lemonade, please. But Tony's afterwards goes, oh, what a hottie. Cause he was a tattooed, he was a bad boy. Yeah, that real cool looking. Yeah. And you ordered a lemon squash. I imagine the- I'm dooming to see my identification

hand over my driver's license. The same girl. Like I couldn't give less of a fuck. You also haven't ordered anything alcoholic, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, and imagine this- And a bowl of calamari, please. Ah!

Do you think that girl who was 16, who got the number of a man- A hottie. Did you kind of have this moment of like, I might not have been allowed to go to this specific party, but if I embody this character, what a life I will lead. I actually didn't and I haven't. As witnessed by, yeah, I saw it in the pub last week, I'm like, this doesn't look like

the kind of person that gave out her number at a supermarket. How brave is that? That's brave. Maybe I do need to like remember a bit of that. Do you think it's better? Not picking dudes up obviously, very happy with the dude I got at home. I picked him up. I did all right. Yeah, you know, you did real good. Um, no tattoos. I feel like even though you didn't go to the party, you still kind of like left on top. You know what I mean? One thousand percent.

Like just getting the number was just like the little hit that the ego needs sometimes. Next week on the show, because I'm going to need the weekend to like regather my thoughts and call Liam. Yeah, and have some fucking. No, and I need to fact check some stuff before I put it on the record. But I'm pretty sure I tried to get the phone number of a girl at a pancake parlor. That 24 hour one? No, which I don't know if that's better or worse, but it did not go well. I did not leave with the,

so what I'm saying is you've kind of left on a- Oh, I left on a high. Yeah. And this is a great story. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I can't wait. I can't fucking wait. I'm going this is a great story. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I can't wait. I can't fucking wait. I'm going to have to call Liam to fact check some stuff. I thought you were going to say I need to take the weekend, have some fluids

after my hottest fuck story. I also will need that. Um, you go, you don't want to check my ID, do you? Do you want to check my ID? There's no way that, and if you pull the finger out, yeah. See, I win. It's the new character that I am. I got to love to see it here from Caitlin Dean. Hi, Caitlin.

There is a dome in Kuala Lumpur. Oh, you lucky bitch. Oh, that's the good news. Good news for Malaysian tarpers. Dome has made it to Malaysia. How far is Kuala Lumpur? I was just there. You were just there.

That is such a shame. Yeah. It's closer than Perth. No. Oh. I don't, I'm not a scientist, I don't know. That is great fucking news. Do you reckon they're using the same hollandaise over there?

I would assume so. I think when you open a dome franchise, there's a, there's like- There's a carton of that. No, there's a, there's a contract that says you'll use this logo and there's a contract that says you will use this hollandaise source. Yeah. You can buy it on Amazon. The brand is no K-N-O-R-R. It's spelled no. It is spelled no. K-N-O-R-R. No, Cleo.

But congratulations to people of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Even I would say- We might have championed that. We've taken Dome worldwide. I think people in Singapore, maybe even Burma and Thailand will probably drive to KL to experience that hollandaise sauce. You should. I've thought about driving to Perth before for it.

Yeah. They used to have one in Tassie, which sadly is shut down because that would be our closest one. Butassie, which sadly is shut down because that would be our closest one. But, oh, we could take the houseboat. Over the Bass Strait. Across the ditch. Yeah, a voyage of, a Benedict voyage. Oh, Rome for Dome is what we'll call it. That's pretty cool. That's very good. Someone write that down, live brainstorm. That's pretty cool. That's very good. Yeah.

Someone write that down. Live brainstorm. We could do that. Roam for Dome. Can you imagine if we did tarpa meetups at every dome and we just, we just fucking roamed to Dome. We're going on a world tour around Perth.

We're going on a world tour to everywhere. They've got a dome. Around Perth. Bumbary, Calgary, Perth, Kuala Lumpur. Huge, huge. I've got a thing you love to see here from Shelby. I'll shave my head and you can touch my dome at dome.

Take me home at dome. Take me home. That's good. It's a singles dating night. At 10 AM. At 10 AM, cause that's where they're open. Shelby says, wanted to share your love to see it. My brother was recently surprised by his coworkers with a football jersey he'd been saving for.

Sick. Shelby says, my brother Levi has Down syndrome and while he may have limited opportunities in the world, says Shelby, his infectious energy and joy have had ripple effects throughout my family's life and many others as well. Well, isn't that so sweet? The kindness shown to my brother by his coworkers has been a great reminder that there's such like good people in the world. And like Shelby just said, you absolutely love to see it. Like he's been saving up for this jersey and they all fucking did a little whip round and put the money in to buy it for Levi.

Levi, good on you, mate. That sounds sick. What lovely people around him as well. What was the last time you guys bought me? Last time? Oh no, you bought me a coffee this morning. I literally bought you a coffee 15 minutes ago. And then I just sent a text that said, wouldn't say no to something nummies. And I got you a slice of carrot cake. Is that what's in the bag? I haven't opened it yet. Yeah. That's actually really, cause you know that I actually like carrot cake.

Yeah. And I, I wrote my phone number on the bag. That's hot. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. That's smooth. Okay. Let's go have some, yeah. Some fucking carrot cake. Some carrot cake. We're wrapped up. We gotta calm down.

Thank you very much for listening. We're back tomorrow for a video show. Video show on YouTube tomorrow. So you can listen wherever you want to listen, or you can watch on YouTube and you can like live comment as you're watching, if you like, which is a bit of fun. Oh yeah. Like cause on YouTube, it's obvious it's all right there. It's all right there. So I just looked over at Sophie. She had a necklace in her mouth. You hungry,

mate? No, she heard that story about the supermarket and she was like, she's like, Oh, put something in my mouth. She's like, you don't need to check my drivers license. Give me some carrot cake. I was actually wondering if I could have a look at your Mikey. Cause that has my phone number on it. That's why I've done it. Maybe that's how you give your phone number out.

Excuse me, sir. Can you just check my Mikey? You don't need to have a look at my Mikey, do you? Yeah. Someone ever asked for my Mikey. I'm like, I'm actually in a relationship. She goes, ma'am, I'm a ticket inspector on the train. I've actually got a boyfriend.

Move along. Yeah. Thank you so much. He gets your mic and goes, Ooh, 0408. Yeah. An old school Telstra number, right? So that's good from you. Must be doing all right.

All right. Chat to you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Love you, bye. Shout out to that girl at the pancake parlor. Not on 0408, was she? You wouldn't know. Wouldn't actually know.

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