Toni and Ryan - Grandpa's Spicy Secret

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

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Hello? Crystal! It's Tony and Ryan. How you doing? Hello. Good, how are you? We are well. We are very well.

Can you please tell Tony the name of your town? It's Cochrane. No G. Yep. OK. Are you sure it's Cochrane. Oh, no, gee. Yep. OK. Are you sure it's not like Cochrane or something? Like, because the Coberg in Perth is... It says Cockburn. Cockburn, but it's Co-Cochrane. Yeah. No, OK. We're going... Oh, I see. No. No, I love it. I love it. Absolutely. Ryan's actually got some of your suburbs in his bedside table. In his what? Chris, I've said too much. Will you approve today's episode, Crystal?

Absolutely. Woohoo. Excellent. Hi, this is Crystal from Cochrane, Alberta, Canada, and I approve this podcast. All right. Welcome back to the studio. We're alive. It feels good. Feels good.

It feels good. Yeah. Uh, Tony. Yes. And you listening, are you good at keeping secrets? No, yes, actually, because so if you told me a secret and you're like, Hey, don't tell anyone, but like this thing's going down or I've got really good news, but we can't like announce it yet or whatever.

I would not tell anybody except for my boyfriend. Yep. Like because they don't tell anyone you're telling them and their partner, for my boyfriend. Yep. That's a given. Because if you don't tell anyone, you're telling them and their partner. Obviously. Absolutely. Yep. Um, like anything I've shared with you, I know that Bridget knows as well. And then I've texted her after anyway, so it's fine.

But I think like with my own stuff, I just get really excited. Or sometimes if I, if there's something going on, I like, find it really helpful to like talk it out. Yeah. So could I keep your secret? Yes. My own secret. No. There's been a few times where I go, are you okay? And Tony goes, yeah, I'm fine. And I go, you sure? And you go, so the thing- Well, actually-

Because I just, when it sits in my tummy, it just, I don't like, I'm not good at holding on to stuff. So I want you to think about how you go with secrets and then think what you would do in this situation. Cause a TARPA has been asked, I need you to keep a secret. And they're like, fuck, it's a bit of a burden. What, what would you, are you good at keeping a secret? Do you think? I don't think you are. I don't think I am.

I, but I just, I get excited. If it's juicy enough to be a secret, I'll fucking want to tell everyone. And I love a hot like, cause that's how scoop John works. He fucking gets us. He gets a secret and he fucking exposes the truth. Um, I also think that you are so excited about good news that if I said to you, I'm thinking about doing this thing, then I know that you would go home and like say to your wife and be like, Tony's done this. And I'd be like, oh, well, it's not.

I'm like, haven't done it yet or whatever. But you get so excited, which is very nice. But I was so excited when we decided to call our daughter, Mabel. I blurted it out at a restaurant before she was born. We've like people you didn't really know. Like it was like my thing. Yeah. Yeah. I was at a Tony event and I blurted out know. Like it was like my thing. Yeah. Yeah.

I was at a Tony event and I blurted out Mabel and Bridget went Ryan and I went, Oh, like what? And then we all were like, no, we didn't hear. It's okay. They heard. We heard. We did. Then I told Tony the name and Mabel was born.

She's like, I know you said it when you were drunk at that restaurant. Over an old fashioned, you did tell me. All right. This is a confession from a Tapa, but it's not really her confession. She was like asked to keep it a secret. Oh, okay. In his final moments, this sweet old man asked me for a spicy favor and begged me to hide a secret from his family.

Just a random old man. I'm a nurse. Okay. And I help people in their final stages of life. Oh, like palliative care, like hospital stuff. It's a tough emotional time and I try to make them as comfortable as possible and for their family and just, you know, it's a tough time. You kind of just have to be kind.

Yep. Cause you're like, yep, I'm here for you. I can get you whatever you want. So often during the days and I guess into the early evening, there's family there, but there is a time at the end of the day where everyone leaves and you know, that would be pretty hard for the person. So what the Tapa does is she offers to read text messages. Oh, yeah.

Okay. She goes, um, I can read text messages from your phone if you like, but cause often it's aunties and uncles, nieces. Yeah. How are you doing? Love you. Yeah. And she reads text messages from family members cause they're often heartfelt, beautiful and

they can kind of fall asleep and think about their family and beautiful times. Yeah. This old grandpa didn't have long to go and he wanted me to read some of his text messages. Beautiful. There were two types, lots of loving messages from his family and lots of loving messages from horny young ladies in your area. As in like granddad still, you know, playing the field or like had like signed up to like a messaging service or something like that.

I think literally when you see those like hot young girls in your area, he's clicked the links and it's like, oh, text us now and we'll tell you a sexy story. Hot. 8.99 per text probably, but hot. Yep. Thank God I was wearing a mask so he couldn't see the shock on my face. So she's got the phone and it's gone. Oh, there's one here from your nephew. And, um, okay. Uh, I said, uh, some of them seem to not be from your family. That's nice. Diplomatic. Yep. Did you want me to read those ones as well? Also, sorry, but who's got getting that many text messages that like you need someone to give you a hand.

Don't, don't say, don't say. But you know what I mean? If they're unread, they're unread for a reason for me. He goes, oh, they're just spam. I don't know how they got there. And she goes, oh, so do you want me to just ignore them? And he goes, no, read them, but you have to promise me you will delete them from my phone when my time comes.

Like a spy. He held my hand, promise me you'll delete them. And you would. I would. I would. Promise. No skin off my nose if that's all I have to do, you know. A few days later, he was sedated and his family were having their final moments.

And I said, I'll just give you guys just a moment. Yeah. And I grabbed his phone and went to the nurse's station. That is really sweet of our Tapa. She sees this message. I'll delete that thread. Yeah. I'll delete that thread.

Scrolls down a bit. She says there was literally hundreds of messages. Said it took her 45 minutes to delete them all. Hot though, from granddad. This horny old grandpa had so many hot young singles on the go. I wonder how all the hot young singles would feel about that. I'll say best customer.

They're gonna have to get a new job or some new customers. The marketing starts now guys. Maybe they could do like a referral system in the home. Maybe we should do a referral system. Use the code tarp for 10% off. Then I went back into the room, slipped his phone into his bag and comforted his wife and his children. Very sweet.

Very sweet. Very, very sweet. So it sounds, and I think I'm the same. You feel like you're doing something wrong, but you're kind of doing something really nice. No, I think you're doing something really nice because you go, Hey, sex is sex and that's okay. And you got these horny text messages and I'm just going to delete them.

You're not doing anything wrong about my life. All's fair. I feel. Yeah. So, okay. So there you go. Cause the tarpa message and went like, oh, this is what I did. But I'd like, I've been Natalie and Beroe about my actions.

I think that's the right thing to do. And I would hope that if in my last moment, I was like, fuck, you don't mind deleting that text message, do you? Tony. That they would do it, you know? Yes. Okay. When you're on,

when you're on your deathbed, which one? Like in a while. Yeah, yeah. Not like next week. Yeah, like at least months. At least months. Which role would you like me to play? Would you like me to be the one that you can go, Ryan, I need you to do me this favor or would you like me to be the hot young single in your area?

You'll be the hot young single. And Torb's my partner. I'd be like, you have to delete these text messages so my boyfriend doesn't see them. Hey, this is Crystal from Cochrane, Alberta, Canada, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Where can I get help hiring people with disabilities? There are hundreds of thousands of Canadians with disabilities who are ready to work, and

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Switch today. Conditions apply. Details at our Patreon. Sally laughs. Good on you Sally. Thank you very much. She sounds like a hot young single. Yeah.

Yeah. Actually a shout out to all the hot young singles in our area. Emma, good on you Emma. Oh, sorry. Maybe I should be doing more of a- Yeah, hang on. Please, Tony. Claire Rock.

She's rock hard. Savannah Casey. I'm rock hard, but I'm with Claire Rock. Savannah Casey. Case my joint. AJ Vajayjay. Kirstie, don't put it in the back door. It hurts. See, uh, hope Bentley.

I hope you want to do me over gently. Oh, and pit peacock. Enough said. Pit peacock. No extra words required. Um, I actually, I have something to talk about here. That sounds like a pun because of what you've just said. Oh, if I don't set you up for it.

And I actually really need us all to understand that it's not the same thing. Okay. You didn't know what I was going to talk about. But I need to talk about junk mail. And I don't mean dick pics. I mean actual physical junk mail in your letter box. Do they not know this could be a text service? They could be, they could be making money off us. Um, how come you don't pay for junk mail?

That's what I want to know because I fucking love junk mail. This is the strangest thing about you. Oh, I love it so much. I love- With the complaints we heard when you were in an apartment building and didn't get it was endless. Well, because they all say like no junk mail. And I'm like, you can't decide that for me.

That's actually like, you're ripping away my fucking citizenly rights by taking away my junk mail. Well, something worse they could put on the front of an apartment building. Please steal our stuff. That's the only thing worse. So I just love a catalog. I love the feeling of the weird paper.

I love the smell of all the plastic in. I just, I love sitting down and treating myself to reading a catalog. You also love a bargain. I love a bargain. I do. And I love reading reviews. So I feel like a catalog is just like this perfect whirling dervish of like good times. Sophie, can you write whirling dervish down for Friday for Googling? Because that sounded-

I don't know if that's a real thing. Yeah, we'll find out. But it sounded hot as fuck. Thank you. I appreciate that. Anyway. And like you said, I really love fucking catalog. And when I lived in an apartment and didn't get one, I said on this podcast, I

can't wait to live in a house so that I can decide what mail I get and I have my rights reinstated to receive Jack mail. It should be like the fucking 12th commandment. I don't know how many there are. Write down how many commandments are there. The 10 commandments. We skipped 11. The 11th commandment.

11, don't worry about it. 12, though. Thou shalt be able to vouse to receive junkest mail list. Okay. And I put that on my headstone. Yeah. Organize that when I'm dead. So yes. She's already busy that week. Oh yeah. There's a lot going on. You are deleting text messages. What else are you doing?

No, being a hot young single in my area. Yeah. Bearing your secrets. Emptying my bedside table. Yeah. Am I going to have to speak at the as if you don't want to, but I reckon you would. No, I think it'd be right. I know. Yeah. You can do a live pod. We could stream it on Patreon.

Yeah. Yeah. Champions. Nah, everyone's welcome. Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, I'm going to be the last stream they'll get. Oh, so true.

But then get everyone to upgrade. Yeah. Like, so do check out the Patreon. I mean, I'm going to be the last stream they'll get. mean, I'm going to be the last stream they'll get. Oh, so true. But then get everyone to upgrade. Yeah. Like, so do champions only like, well, it's the very last one.

Yeah. Feed my family one last time. But also maybe you do a tarpathon. How long can we be live from the funeral? She's dead. So she's not like, do you know, it's like a play on words. Yeah, now we get it. It's just, it's a bit grim. It's a bit dark. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Well, just the granddad died. Yeah. And now I'm just keep saying the granddad. It wasn't our top was granddad. It was someone's granddad. Someone's granddad. Yeah. It wasn't our top granddad. Anyway, I love a fucking junk male and I love a haul. Like, you know, when you see the- A haul? You know when- Oh, like a try on haul?

Nah. Like a haul way? No. You know, when you drive- Tony haul, the haul from footballer. 99.1% shit. You know, when you're driving down your street and you see that roll sticking out of your letterbox and you know that there's about eight in there and you go okay I've had a bit of a long day

and I go you know what I'm rolling into my fucking driveway I'm gonna rip that sucker out of my letterbox crack a DC and sit on my couch and read these fucking catalogs. Why'd you have to punch a dumb c*** before you did that? Yeah, I know. A dyke. You just got home, there's some dumb c*** in the front yard, napkin. Yeah. Beep beep beep obviously.

There's about eight there. I'll let you guys take care of that. Anyway, and I just, I see the fucking roll poking out of the thing and I'm like, here we fucking go. Here we fucking go. There's my afternoon set up. And I thought this actually cannot get any better. And then I open up this roll of junk mail.

And I see something brand new that I've never seen before. Hot young singles in your area. Look at this. This was in the roll of junk mail. Hungry Jacks? Are they coupons? Yeah, boy. Oh my God. This is brand new. hungry Jacks? Are they coupons? Yeah, boy. Oh my God.

This is brand new. I have never had the sniff on the paper. I'll let you enjoy that. The mistake hungry Jacks mate. And for those playing over playing along overseas, that this is Burger King. Yes. I've never, and just the fact I can see all the different burgers in the menu. But, but after I've smelled that shiny paper, I don't know if I want a burger.

Like they can't, you know what I mean? Pass me, pass me this back to whopper juniors and two small chips for $10 50. That is the coupon. I was going to read out. I'm not even joking. They're losing money on that one. That's why it's in the middle. They know they don't want you to get there. I know. The $10 50. You know. $10.50. You're fucking making money. Are you joking? Hang on.

Hang on. Because we're best friends, you'll also know this. Yes. And let me just show the camera, even though it's not a video show, there's what? 20 different options to cut out or at least. Yeah. What is the next great deal?

And you close your eyes and I'll whisper it to the guys. Oh, okay. Wait, if you're whispering, how am I going to? You close your eyes and I'll tell them. I'll point to it just so I've locked it in. Okay. That's a cracking deal. You will not get that. Okay. Let me pick it. Hang on.

Let me have a look. All right. So I was going to before the two Whopper Juniors and the small chips. That is definitely one. That's a great deal. I'll be... Hungry Jacks, who's decided to do... If someone said we should do a mail-in, or like whatever that's called, I would've been like, you're a fucking idiot.

But now that I see that, you're a fucking genius. Isn't this amazing? Okay. All right. What have you picked? Because of the value. The value? And that I'd actually the value. The value?

And that I'd actually want it. The value and something you would want? Okay. I truly believe that two bacon and egg Turkish brekkie rolls for $9.50 is unbeatable value. That's pretty good value. You gonna lock that in? I'm locking that in. That's not it.

That's not what you said? We're not best friends. Did you say the double cheeseburger and small chips for $6.25? Fuck, how do they make it for that? Like literally. That's not what you said. We're not best friends. Did you say the double cheeseburger and small chips were 6.25? Fuck, how they make it for that? Like literally. That's not it. They're just two eggin bargains. And that is actually my love to see it.

What one did you pick? The iced coffee for $3.50 with ice cream. That is pretty good actually. Medium iced coffee, $3.50 and it's got, yeah, like whipped cream on the top and a little bit of cocoa powder. Oh, I haven't even seen the back. 20% off app order, use promo.

Oh, I don't know if this is only in Reservoir. I'm gonna share this with all my friends. In the Hungry Jack, do you think, question? Oh my God, I've got an amazing idea. Could we scan this? And post it in the group. Post it in the group. And everybody.

Let's bleed those dry, beat that. And every person can print this off and get a fucking plant based swapper and medium jib for 7.95. Or if you order in the app, use the code SAVE20 for 20% off an app order. It's for two weeks only. I'm gonna be honest, like this is not spot,

like we did, this is, we're not getting anything out of this. I just think it's amazing value. We're getting two upper g's and two small gips for $10.50. We're not going dry. I'm just saying this- Hey, what time is it? If we ordered the two bacon and egg Turkish brekkie rolls now, we could have one each for $4.25 per person.

Oh, fuck, that's good. We've only got a little bit of time. $4. That really is a spare change menu. That's amazing. Isn't that what they call it at Red Rooster? I think it's at McDonald's. Yeah.

That's actually a jingly change menu. I mean, you said it now. Isn't this the most incredible thing that's ever popped in your letterbox? Look at that classic Jack's fried chicken and medium chips, $10.25. I know that chicken, chicken, here's an inside scoop. Chicken is where fast food places make their money. Is it? Yes.

That is a scoop. And they're giving it away. I just can't believe this. And I saw that and I thought, you're fucking kidding. I just, that's bringing a tear to my eye. Honestly, that is just a tear to my eye. Honestly, that is just beautiful. Now are you claiming that as your love to say that?

No, I'm not. I do have another one. Cause I love the confidence of like, no, I'm just barreling through. No, you know what? This is my love to say it. And my love to say it is sharing this with all my friends. We're going to scan this.

And put it in the episode thread. And put it in the episode thread. And you can print it and cut them out and let us know if they accept it. Oh, so the idea is... Because they might not accept them. So you take it into the store and... I don't think that you could use that online because you have to show them the coupon, eh?

Oh, but surely you just... Yeah. You know what I mean? Which I think is fine. Stop it. What is it? What have you seen? Excluding Tasmania in the Northern Territory. Tasmania don't have any fun. I'm so sorry. I don't get anything.

Shout out to the Hurricanes winning the big bash. Like Tony doesn't like it. Too flashy. I don't like the big bash. That's absolutely true. But what I would say, you just brought up the Hurricanes. The Hungry Jack Storm. Biscoff at the moment. There isn't a special on it, but there is a Biscoff ice cream, which looks pretty good. That's pretty mean.

I really love to see it, which is just pales in comparison to what Tony Lodge has brought in. That's okay. That's all right. Now, we obviously just talked about the marketing department at Hungry Jacks. Who will be giving a call? An A.K.A. Burger King. I don't know if you saw this in the news last week. Athletics Australia, their marketing team's been busy as well, guys. Maybe they use the same team.

Athletics Burger King, probably not, but you know. Never know. Good idea. Athletics Australia has rebranded itself with a bold new identity as the sport evolves and grows in this country. This rebrand, according to CEO Simon Hollingsworth, is about reimagining what athletics means to Australia and the world. Oh, okay. Because they've got a brand new name. Hang on. Athletics Australia have a new name. That's what they used to be called. That's old news. Oh.

Old news. Because they thought that's not informative enough. No. So. That doesn't tell you enough about what they do. Athletics Australia, they're like, we need something a bit more direct. They want something more bold because the sport is evolving and growing in the country. And this rebrand is about reimagining

what athletics could mean to Australia and the world. I'm so jazzed. What is it? Athletics Australia will now be known as. Hang on. Australian athletics. I'm not even fucking kidding. It's 15 million dollars. Just cut the fucking over and switch it over. Sorry, we've been loose with today.

We've been loose. So you're saying just print it, cut it and just swap them. Like you would with a hungry Jack's coupon. Run on in there with your 200 meter dash. So are you actually taking the peers? Athletics Australia will now be known as Australian Athletics. Did they actually say all the stuff about re-imagining, reinvigorating?

CEO Simon Hollingsworth, yeah, that's their direct quotes that they sent out as part of the launch event. Do you think that something has happened in that boardroom that three months ago, they were like, we need a new name. And they came up with all of these amazing ideas. They were like, look, I just don't think it's direct to get enough. And they were like, let's dial it back. Let's zoom

out. Let's circle back. Let's synergize, whatever. And then they forgot what they used to be called. And then someone said, what about Australian athletics? They're like, it's perfect. Yeah, before realizing that that's already what they're named. Like, okay, we need the word athletics. Yeah. And we need the word Australia. What. And we need the word Australia. What are our options?

And they paid an agency so much money to do that. I think if I put my sports hat on, that usually Olympic type sports are like an Olympic type cycles, as in the Olympics, they build up to Paris, that it's a big moment in the sun. Sure. Then they kind of get home from the Olympics and go, OK. What can we do next? It's the start of a new cycle. How are we going to move towards the next Olympics? How are we naming ourselves?

How we incorporate in the community? How are we going to order the word athletics and Australia this time? Well, I hope they're really happy. I hope. good job. Our CEO, Simon Hollingsworth, thanked his team and the board for their support with this bold new vision. That is not real. That you've made that up.

That line you've made up. Go check out the press release, Doug. And the reason I saw this everywhere is because everyone else is having the same thoughts we're having. There are a lot of articles last week flying around. Cause you know, Utopia, that show, everyone's like, is this a bit? I was about to be like, did Batuda post this?

Is this like a- Oh, but those sort of, those sort of satirical websites were posting this being like in brackets, not satire. Like they've done the work for us. Oh wow. Well, you know what? Great. Great.

Great. Love that for you. I love that for you. So why don't we steeple chase on down for a chicken royal for $5.25 in a meal if you don't fucking mind. Sorry, chicken royal, small chips in a small drink, $5.25. Can't buy the materials for that. Can't buy the materials for that.

Can't buy the materials for that. You actually, I'm actually emotional about this. Look at this, ham and cheese toasty and a hash brown. Let's wrap this up. $4.50. Tony will be here all day. Tony will be here all day. This is what I would text like to to hot young singles in my area,

is just voice notes of Tony reading that. In a sexy way. There's coupons to me. Ham and cheese toastie in a hash brown, $4.50. I don't know if you were joking, Sophie, but great. Yes. Medium iced coffee, $3.50. When I'm on- Valid from 28th of the first 29.

Yeah, small print, they used it. Small print, yes. coffee $3.50 valid from 28th of the first 29. Yeah, small print, thank you. Small print, yes. When I'm on my, Tony take notes. Okay. Someone write this down. When I'm on my death bed. When I'm on my death bed.

Hey, don't have to do this. It's comedy. Yeah, just saying a bit like that. You're a slow typer. I've already typed it. Show me. Why would you write that? I thought you were just doing it for lols.

No. If anyone tells me to type something, I just start. Yeah, I know, that's why nothing ever gets done. Personality higher over here. That, thank you. On my death bed, I want Tony Lodge, or actually no. On my death bed, I just want someone to come and read the specials at Burger King in a sexy voice.

Yeah. I'm actually not fussed with the small print. Just stick to the headlines. But also like- No, I stick with the headlines. I don't care if it's not available in Northern Territory. I'm about to die. Unless I'm in the Northern Territory, then that might be important information.

Yeah, but then I would probably read it first and make sure that I wasn't, you know, getting you excited with where we couldn't get it. Like, if I'm telling someone good news, I'm not going to be like, oh, we can't get that here. Yeah. So I'm on my deathbed and you go, chicken royal, small chips and small coke, 5.25. And I'm laying there and I go, fuck yeah. And you go, oh, it's not available here though.

And I go, oh, fuck. Why don't you tell me? And you go, fuck. Why don't I just die already? Yeah. If I had the energy for a hard on, I would have lost it. What if I though get through all the specials and you're still alive? Start back to the start again.

Okay. Yeah. You got short term memory by that time. That's great news. Just read two back and forth. Yeah. All right. Great news though. Enjoy your Burger King today, everyone. The codes are available at the Tony and Ryan Facebook group.

Let's make those guys regret that decision. Yeah. We're going to make them wish they never sent this out. We are going to do some fucking damage. Love you Hungry Jax. Tomorrow on the show. I actually do. What do you normally get from Hungry Jax? It's not on this thing, but I normally get an Ultimate Double Whopper, which is fucking good. Surprisingly. Oh, there it is there. You normally get a Rodeo cheeseburger, don't you?

No, Bridge will get that. The peri peri chicken burgers, or like the spicy chicken burgers isn't like what you'd naturally guess from there, but it fucking hits. Oh, I haven't had that. Yeah. And the Biscoff, when you just mentioned the Biscoff ice cream, like you don't need to tell me about those, mate. I thought you seemed underwhelmed. Well aware. And I thought that's good news.

You should be more pumped by that. I'm not underwhelmed by the Biscoff, but I was underwhelmed by the announcement because yeah. Come on, man. Oh, what? What? A Biscoff ice cream. All right.

Tomorrow on the show, I need to just quickly. Where, just a little podcast here in a little top tower. We call it a tower. It's just a little warehouse. We live next to a car yard. Yeah. And they make really lots of noise sometimes. But tomorrow on the show. Someone has gone mainstream.

Mainstream? Yeah. The end of the little podcast. Someone, either Tony or Ryan, wasn't me, has hit the big time. Now I don't know if you're moonlighting in mainstream press. It's not about that. No, it's not about that. Not about the voucher. Something.

I've hit the big time. Yeah. Someone's gone Tony Lodge. Yeah. OK. And you don't know about this yet, but I read this in the mainstream media and I went, that's, I know who that is. Were you upset that I hadn't told you?

Be honest. Well, I want to know whether someone's hijacked you or if you've got maybe doing some work on the side under a different, like I'm like this. Yeah, the hot singles in your area. I'm sending the text messages. This reeks of Tony Lodge and I don't know how, why or who, but this just reeks of Tony Lodge.

Oh, you think about me. All the time. Oh! When you're naked? Yep. Yes. Love you. Bye.

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