Toni and Ryan - Gurnin' for a Sternin'

Episode Date: June 9, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. We are calling Priscilla in Texas. Queen of the Desert. I wonder if, well, she's in Hutto in Texas. I wonder if that's like a desert-y town. Oh. Because then she would in fact be. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

I didn't know that the Priscilla was the bus. Neither. I only watched that recently. And I watched it and I went, oh, it's the bus. Hello. Priscilla, hello it's tony and ryan hi guys how are you priscilla are you in the desert at the moment i am not in the desert but it sure feels like it oh so i'm sure you get this a lot priscilla but there's a very famous australian film called, Queen of the Desert. And so that's what we were talking about as soon as Ryan told me your name. Yeah, never seen it, but people have asked me about that and often make a reference to that with

my name. Yeah, I bet. Well, I'm sorry for being completely unoriginal. Would you recommend it, Tony, to Priscilla? Oh, it's a classic, but I think if you've gotten this far into your life, Priscilla, without seeing it, maybe you're fine. Do you know what I mean? But if it ever pops up on Netflix and you go, you know what? I will watch that. You'll like what you see. I don't think they'll be getting a Netflix deal any time soon.

It might be. You never know. You never know. Would you like to approve today's podcast? Absolutely. Woo-hoo! Yes. Hey, it's Priscilla from Austin, and I approve this podcast.

I don't want to start the week on a, I wouldn't say somber, but a stern tone. Stern? Because it's going to be a good week. It feels like a good week. Like the back of a boat? Oh, I was. I take it in the stern. Sorry, James Gillespie spat his coffee out.

Yeah. Yeah. How rich are you? Oh, boat jokes. Oh, I thought how rich are you? Howard Stern. Oh, nice. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Neither, as it were. No. I just got to lay down the law. Uh-huh. Just got something to say. And you can pass this on to your partners because I feel like everyone's going to want to hear it.

Tony's shaking her head and she's nervous. I'm just interested. If you're the one in your relationship who buys and sells stuff on Facebook Marketplace, then you have to be to go to the one to be the. Be to go to the one. I agree. I could not have said it better myself. And this is exactly what I'm talking about.

Then you have to be to one. You have to be to one to go to go to be to one. I'm trying to be... And I haven't always said that. Let me get this out because I want to do it in the mood and the tone of a Howard Stern of the boat. You take it in the Stern. I take my turn in the Stern because I'm a real man.

I'm going in for a stern. Oh, after that stern, I got a bit of a burn. I used to be straight, but I turned for a stern. So you've got to be to get a B to 1 to be to get a boo to 1. And that's just it. And on Mondays, I love to give good advice. Is this a new segment called E to B to Boo to Boo to get a Buddha one. And that's just it. And on Mondays, I love to give good advice. Is this a new segment called Eat a Beet, A Boot, A Boot, A Stern? Yes, you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a root.

That's the name of the segment. And I feel a little bit better today. Yeah, you sound good. I feel like on Thursday and Friday, you know, maybe I could have gone off the back of the stern, like just tip me off the back of the boat. Well, a defamation lawyer definitely advised it. You know, on the- What would you do, lawyer? I'd throw off the back of the boat well a defamation lawyer definitely uh advised it you know on that what would you do lawyer i'd throw off the stern of a boat no you know like

on a cruise ship like how there's a morgue on board is there yeah because if people die they have to put them somewhere because you can't just chuck them off the back of the stern i'm pretty sure you can in international world waters is that just when you're close to land yeah yeah otherwise they surf in body surfing yeah and because when they die, they stiffen up. You can literally surf them in. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, that's crazy, eh?

That sounds like something Mr. Beast would do on YouTube. Yeah. So you know how we've discussed many times like do you want to be buried or cremated? Yeah. Was throwing off the back of a cruise ship not an option in those chats? I don't think it has been, but my boyfriend Torbs has talked before about a Viking funeral, how like you go out, they send you out on a raft and then they set fire to the raft and you burn at sea.

It's pretty fucking. It's pretty dramatic, which I love. And I think as the dramatic one of our relationship, that really surprised me. Yeah, that he wanted that. That he's like, oh, that would be crazy. That was a few years ago. Hopefully you die first because. I don't want to organise that he wanted that. That he's like, oh, that would be crazy. That was a few years ago. That is crazy.

Hopefully you die first because if you- I don't want to organise that. I know. Except do you know what I would love to do? Imagine how much it would cost. Cross over my two favourite things. Oh. Think about, Brian.

No, no, no. Hang on. Tune into my brain right now, right? Yeah, no, I'm trying to- Tune in. Two favourite things. Shut up. Tune into my brain.

I'm tuning. How would be my favourite way to build a boat? Your favourite way to build a boat? With a lawnmower? No. Think about an event that we've talked about before. Going on the Titanic and keeping the boat. Where you build a boat.

Tune in. Tune in. Let me give you a sec. Leave me a sec. No, no, no. Do you want me to give you one word? Chocolate milk. Ryan.

Oh, I lived in Perth. The Masters Regatta. I don't even know what that is. We've talked about this before. I can't believe you can't remember a thing you've never heard of. No, we've talked about this before. You make the boats out of the chocolate milk containers in Perth, that big event.

Out of all the things you like. Nah, that's upset me. And to beat a guy to beat a one, I've got to beat a one a good a bun. That's not good. So you want to, in a master's regatta, make a boat out of chocolate milk cartons and be put in that set on fire and pushed out to Rottnest Island? Yeah. Like how hard was that?

Yeah. I understand. I think you say I would like to be drowned in a jar of Hollandaise sauce. Oh, that'd be a good way to go. Should I have another go at pita patter pooter potter if you want it's limbering up yeah yeah i would if you're the one in your relationship who buys and sells stuff on facebook marketplace then you have to be the one to go to your front door to pick up the shit. Thank you.

Thank you. A feat of the human body, that was. If you're not brave enough to walk to your own front door, don't buy it. Don't buy it. I've been sent to pick up something Bridget's bought, and some bloke answered the door, and he'd been sent to the door by his wife. Oh, yeah. And neither of us knew what we were doing there. So you're like, am I buying or selling?

And he goes, no, I don't know. I go, I'm here for the thing, and he goes, what is it? And I said, I don't know. What are you getting rid of? He goes, I don't know. He goes, there's three things by the door. Yeah, they're all lined up. Are you taking all three? I was like, I don't know.

Maybe that's how you roll them. You get a bargain. Yeah, I'm here for all of them. And he goes, okay. Another Mazda 3 pulls up as you're leaving. You go, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, put all three things. You know what I mean? Like another person comes in.

Two people in the transaction who know nothing about the transaction is not a transaction you want to be a part of. No, not really. I just, my whole thing about the Facebook marketplace, buying things secondhand and whatever, is the like, when is it not worth it? Oh, most of the time. No, because I do agree with like upcycling things and people sell clothes

and stuff. It's like circular economy, good for the environment, blah, blah, blah. Bridget asked me to drive to Yarraville, which is. That is so far from you. What, 45, 50, blah. Bridget asked me to drive to Yarraville, which is. That is so far from you. What, 45, 50 minutes? And out west. It's the east of the west though, Yarraville. It is the east of the west.

And. I will give you that. The thing Bridget's bought is $7 and she goes, it's normally 15. No. And I go, how much in petrol do you think it's going to cost me to get there? Babe, when was the last time you fuelled up? Over $2 a litre these days. There was a place in Thomastown the other day, 99 cents a litre.

I remember those days. Was that a clerical error? No, they said we're doing it from 3 to 5 p.m. No gimmicks? No, yeah. Was there a line? No catch. Oh, I didn't go.

Yeah, because you can afford it. No, no, no, no. Because you'd wait for the fuel for that long that the thing would have run out. But you've spent all your fuel getting to fucking Thomastown. Not from my house, obviously. It's like five minutes. Yeah. So Bridget was saying basically I should spend $100 on fuel to save $7 on a thing that we don't even fucking need.

Yeah. It's a no from me don't even fucking need. Yeah. It's a no from me. Because I am like. Who's the trader in your house? Well, I'm the person who is like, oh, you know what? I'll see if I can get that secondhand. And Torbs goes, just get it. Yeah.

Because you're going to look at it for ages and then you'll be, because I also get really nervous about buying stuff secondhand, that I'm going to get it and it's going to be shit. And then I'm going to go, well, I'm out the money that I would have spent anyway. Yeah, and I can't return it. Yeah, you can't return it. It's not like warranty or whatever. But I was – because we've like been setting up our office.

Yeah. And we've been adding like little bits and pieces here and there. Yeah. And I was like, I'm going to get a sandwich press for the office. Yeah. Because it's for the office. Yeah. Because it's like cold now. There's nothing better than a sandwich that's just like made hot. Yeah.

I mean, like literally name a thing better than that. It doesn't exist. I can't really think of anything. There was sushi floated the other day. Yeah. Jury's still out internally. A lot of discussion about sushi in the sandwich press. If anyone has any intel, please send through.

There has been chat about will the skin explode? Will it disintegrate? Will it melt? Will it ruin the plate? Please send through your thoughts, opinions, thoughts, and prayers. Yeah, it's not a good idea, I fear. But that's okay. That's what these tests are for.

So is that a second-hander? Well, no. So I looked online, right? Yeah. And I went on Amazon and I was like, because you can get it the next day. Yeah. And they had this like Breville sandwich press. Great.

And it was $65. Right. And I was like, oh, okay, yeah, that's fair enough. Like, it's a good quality sandwich press. Yeah, sure. And then right underneath it, they have like, I didn't even know that this existed, an Amazon secondhand marketplace. I didn't know it existed either. Right.

And they had the same sandwich press, but it was secondhand, but it was $59.60. No. No. If it's, how much? $69? Let me remind you, $65. So you can save $5. No. If it's how much? $69? Let me remind you, $65. So you can save $5.40.

On getting a secondhand sandwich press. Doesn't that just put the heebies in you? I don't like that. A secondhand sandwich press. Isn't that so fucking strange? Okay, this is what I would have accepted. I still like that you bought the new one. Yep.

But if you said $60. We ended up just getting it from Kmart. Yeah, I was going to say. It was about $8. I also came out the other day. There's fucking bargains there. I've seen the haul downstairs. Downstairs.

You bought a Stanley dupe, Stanley cup dupe. Your Stanley cup dupe, a little mug dupe, a vacuum, a Dyson vacuum dupe. The guys at Anko are working overtime. Anko, yeah. Yeah, they're getting it done. Don't you wish that that was your business? Oh, fuck. Actually, though. You know they do Anko are working overtime. Anko, yeah. Yeah, they're getting it done. Don't you wish that that was your business? Oh, fuck.

Actually, though. You know they do Anko in Target now. Really? Yeah. It's not the Target brand stuff anymore. It's Anko in Target. So does that mean that Target and Kmart are selling the same stuff? They're the same company.

No, no, no. But, like, now that they sell the same home brand, does that mean that all their shit's the same? I think they're phasing out Target for that reason. They're the same company. Yeah, but like they're phasing- That's not what I asked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Both of you said that. I don't care. I'm saying- They're phasing out Target. But like- They're turning Targets into Kmarts. That's a good idea. Yeah.

Kmart's cool now. Yeah, and Target- I would never go into a Target. Target is. Except for that one you went into Dallas and had the time of your life in. That was good because there was a Starbucks and everything. Not that I'm the same person. They're not.

They're like totally different. If you're buying a brand new Breville for $65, if you said secondhand, I would have gone, oh, $19? See, this is the thing. This is where I'm like that's not worth it. Having a secondhand food thing is like if I went into a thrift shop or like a Salvo's or something and I was like, oh, I'm decking out the work kitchen.

Don't need to spend a lot on it. I'll get some plates, some cups, some cutlery. Oh, they've got a toasty machine, two bucks. Fuck yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I think it should be. It's still $60. No.

Fuck no. In what world is someone going, I can't afford the 65, but you know what, the 59.60 sounds okay. How much cooking did they do on it to only reduce it in their mind by $5.40? One sandwich? Like, and also, is it coming in a box? Yeah.

Or are they just dropping a plastic bag off to your house with the manual in it and the, like, loose cords? I don't think you're getting a manual for that. Who's a manual? Also, if you need a manual for a sandwich press, you're a fucking idiot. But you know how it comes with that book? Step one, put sandwich on plate.

Step two, pull the thing down. But. Step three, pull it back up. I'm not saying I use it. I'm just saying it still comes with a book. Nah, if you need a manual and a book, you fucking deserve to not have that. But speaking of secondhand shops, though, I've just texted you something that's made me very sad.

A tarpa sent this through. It's really, really sad that they were in a second-hand shop. Who would get rid of that? And somebody has donated a George Foreman lean, mean, fat, reducing grilling machine. It's signed by George. Oh, yeah, with a Sharpie. That's a first-hand signature, definitely.

Yeah, definitely not printed on after the fact. Yeah, see that little book in the background? I think that might be a manual, just in case you don't know how to use it. It's a handwritten manual. Turn on. Plugging. No, I think that's a shopping list. Oh, okay.

But anyway, I think that I- Not the lean, mean, fat grilling machine dumped in the thrift bins. I thought of you today, Dr. Tony Lodge. Yeah. Rest in peace. I know. Isn't that so sad? But what I would like to know is when did a second-hand purchase

or when you went to save the money or like when was it just not fucking worth it, either logistically or like what you ended up with or, you know, someone's- You've driven it 10 fucking years for something to save a buck. To save a dollar. Like, I'm all for being thrifty, but when did it, like, not pan out? Yeah. Let us know in the episodes right today. When did it not sandwich press out?

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A few weeks ago, Tony Lodge revealed that she was never allowed to attend a movie marathon because your dear mum wouldn't let you. No. That was for older kids. Yeah, she said I could go when I was 18 and then by the time I turned 18, they didn't do them anymore. They stopped doing them when I was around, I reckon, 16. Around 17 and 11 months.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She picketed to get them turned off. She was like, no, I don't want that. Yeah, I made a deal. Made a deal with the devil. Yeah, I wrote a check I can't catch. So this video goes on the socials. Of me saying I had it.

Yeah. Not of my mum. She's dead. They didn't have video cameras back then. They did. The one video remaining, oh, every year I like remember my mum by watching this old video and it cuts to her going, not until you're 18.

I don't know how she sounded. How did she sound? Like a goddess. Yeah, I thought you're about to say ghost i mean that's how she sounds anyway if you watch a scary movie it might be me anyway um we posted about me not being able to Yeah, and Paramount Plus were like What a shame Well, actually, they didn't say that They said, Ryan, check your DMs

Yeah So, they snuck into the DMs They slid in Like a thief in the night Slid in And were like, we've got this private theatre 40 seats Yep

How about we do a movie marathon? And we said I believe the technical legal term in the contract was Fuck oath So, this was a bit of a surprise. Ryan surprised me with the fact that we are having this movie marathon. I'm so excited. Now, you might have seen on, we posted about the fact we're doing it.

So similar to Tony's corporate box, register your details. We're going to call you and you have to answer your phone with enthusiasm and say, I want to spend the night with Tony. Which is obviously going to roll off the tongue for everybody because everyone's thinking it. No one's saying it, but everyone's thinking it. So it'll be you and a plus one, so you can come with a friend. 18 plus, though.

Yeah, because we want to get some, there'll be a, well, okay, well, here's what we're going to talk about. Oh, my gosh. No, not like, there might be scary movies. Well, yeah, and we didn't want to be limited by the fact that, you know, if we wanted to watch something that wasn't PG. Yeah. know but this is the this is the hard part i feel like is what are we going to watch yeah in fact getting the movie marathon happening has been simpler too easy than this part of actually because you know when you're sitting on the couch with your partner and

you're scrolling through paramount plus you're like what do you want to watch i don't mind what do you want to watch i don't mind what do you want to watch? I don't mind. What do you want to watch? I don't mind. What do you want to watch? Oh, you pick. I don't mind. And then you sit there and watch nothing and you just scroll on your phone. Yeah.

That's been us all weekend. Yeah. So we're now talking about what we're going to watch. And it's not just Ryan and I watching Tomcats on my couch. It's Ryan and I watching three movies with like 40 people. Cinema full of tarpots. Yeah. So. Is it 40 people. A cinema full of tarpots. Yeah. So.

Is it 40 people bringing a plus one? No. Or 20 people bringing a plus one? The theatre has 40 seats, I believe. Oh, so we're on the floor. If there's 20 people bringing a plus one, where am I fucking sitting? 19 people bringing a plus one.

Thank you. Sophie, you're on the floor. I'm so sorry. You can sit on my lap. Sorry, that was inappropriate. That's very inappropriate. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, that was inappropriate. That's very inappropriate. Yeah, sorry, sorry. Extremely inappropriate.

Yeah, it was. Yeah, sorry. So I think where we got to, which isn't far, but it was going to be. Classic us. Didn't get far. We gave it a red hot crack. Tony's movie, Ryan's movie, Tapa's choice. Because we thought it would be like Tony and Ryan podcasters.

Did we think that? Oh, I did. So it was like Tony, then Ryan, then the Tapas. What movie for the end? Well, I think the end could be maybe a snack during the break. Right, okay. Yeah. All food and drink provided, by the way.

Yes, yeah, yeah. So we'll put on a bit of a spread and some food as well. I'm still not 100%. I can tell. The coddles are still in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I've submitted three movies. Because we've got to get approval and they've got to find the DVD and stuff.

Now, I've submitted three movies. Isn't that great theatre of the mind? Imagining that, like, the people at Paramount Plus, like, where's this DVD? And they're, like, going through there. Well, they do have to find the reel. Don't they play it off a reel at a cinema still? Well, they probably just stream from Paramount Plus onto the screen,

isn't it? Oh, so one of the people that wins, you need to have it on your phone. Yeah, we need someone's login. And a Chromecast. That's funny. Technology gear Chromecast. That's funny. Technology gear from you. Now, I submitted. I actually, this is a crazy fact about me.

I always travel with a Chromecast. I always have one in my suitcase. You never know. No, in case I stay in a hotel that doesn't have a smart TV. Every TV has a hotel room now. No, they don't. I've said that around the wrong way. Yeah, but that's fine.

But they don't. Don't they? No. Name a hotel that doesn't have a smart TV. I've stayed at the Hyatt in Sydney. They didn't have a smart TV and I had to use my Chromecast. Really? Yeah.

No, it's quite common. Beep out that hotel name for defamation. That's not defamation. Oh, it might not be true though. They might have updated. As in like they might have updatedamation. That's not defamation. Oh, it might not be true, though. Like, they might have updated. As in, like, they might have updated since, not that I was lying. Yeah.

But, nah, I always travel with one. Always got one in my suitcase. What else do you travel with always? Is there anything else that's, like, that not everyone else would have as a given? Because we're heading up to Sydney for this. Will you be taking a Chromecast on this trip? Well, it's just in my suitcase.

Are we staying in the cinema or are we going home after? Oh, I'm staying in the cinema. Yeah. Settle right in. Yes. What do I always travel with? If you want to join us, just a word of warning to those coming. Lots of photos and chats and food and drinks pre and mid,

like between movies, but during the movie. Shut the fuck up. And people that joined us and watched Harry Potter in Brisbane. Someone left because I told them to be quiet when we went to the movie. Shut the fuck up. And people that joined us and watched Harry Potter in Brisbane. Someone left because I told them to be quiet when we went to the cinema in Brisbane. People who were in the cinema will know that that's not just like a funny thing they say. Tony lit a guy up and he left in shame.

Yeah. Can you shut the fuck up mate? And he goes, I'm so sorry. And then he left. Yeah, he did. And then he DM'd later and he was really apologetic. Yeah, he was like, I'm so sorry. And I was like, well, I told you to shut up. And he didn't. So anyway, but it's going to be so fun. But yeah, so we've got to find the DVDs.

Yeah. We also have to think about like, I feel like the mix. Yes. So I just want to tell you the three movies I've submitted for Ryan's choice. Okay. Because that might impact your choice. So Ryan's choice, Tony's choice. What about Sophie's choice?

Yeah. Yeah. That's one of the movies. Yeah. How does that end? What movie is that? I don't even know what happens. I think it's quite sad.

Yeah, it's very sad, yeah. Oh, okay. Because we can't end on a. It represents some of my people. We can't adopt days. I think so. I think there's an Australian child somewhere. It's Madeline.

No, they are thinking of Madeline. Oh. Because I feel like we can't end on a sad one or a scary one. Because I won't be able to sleep. Well, but also. Remember when I watched that scary movie on the plane and I tried to sleep with you in New Zealand? Yeah, because you, yeah.

Because I got scared. No, I think the reason you tried to sleep with me in New Zealand is because you're into Shaka Brothers and you're all full of, what's that word? We had a few margies. The drug? Aphrodisiacs. That's not a drug. Oh.

Before we had the meth. Fuck me. Comedy, obviously. That's what I was saying. Yeah. But I feel like we can't end on like a psychological political thriller because you don't have the brain space to go, but hang on, wasn't he the guy that-

Because we've already watched two other movies. Yeah, so it needs to be pretty light and bright. Agree. Okay, so that's why my movie in the middle is kind of critical. Well, because you could pick anything as long as the tapas then pick something light and bright for the end. But when I submitted these three movies, I sent them to Sophie's Choice and she goes, ha, these are the most Ryan movies I've ever seen.

Oh, if they all involve a casino, which they obviously do. Not always a casino. Definitely a heisty. Heisty. Feisty with the heisty. First movie I submitted. Hang on. Sorry. Before you say your movies, should

we back this in with a trilogy instead and go one to three, fucking smash it in? There are a lot of comments that said Shrek back to back to back, surely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I kind of agree. And Shrek 1, 2 and 3, they've got those DVDs.

They do? Well, I don't know if it's on the approved list, but it is on Paramount+. I'm pretty sure Paramount Plus and the approved list are pretty similar. Give or take a few DVDs. That is available. The other ones that are available, Scary Movie 1, 2, and 3. I fucking love Scary Movie.

Who fucking doesn't? I tell you. Oh, oh, oh!. I fucking love scary movies. Who fucking doesn't? I tell you. What? Can we do a split screen and have scary movie on one side and scream on the other? Do you know what we'll do? They can play one and I'll put my Chromecast in and then I'll play the other one on my laptop.

Because I love scary movie and so, I mean, the reason I do what I do now is because I like love comedies as a kid and stuff. 100%. I think I hit my teenage years just as the scary movie started coming. So it was just right in my wheelhouse, you know. Was I? Was I? Yeah.

Oh, don't fuck it. Oh, fuck it. Yeah. But now, because I've watched scary movies so much and my friends love a horror movie and Scream's just that classic. Like, what are you doing tonight? Should we chuck Scream on and just fuck around? Totally. I've seen both of them so many times in my brain they've just merged into one because they are the fucking same movie.

So I want to put them side by side to watch it because maybe they are the same movie. And find out. We'll Scream 1, 2 and 3 and Scary Movie 1, 2 and 3. Both. We've got the DVDs for both. I believe. Okay. In the episodes read read today the only question is are we mixing or we trilogy in yeah because now i would because i just wanted to plant that scene yeah because i feel like watching a trilogy one two and three feels like what they used to that feels like ye olde marathony vibes i believe, now I think these might be harder because of contractual blah, blah, blah. Sure.

All the ones you've suggested are pretty fun. I do know that Paramount Plus have all the Mission Impossibles and all the Bourne identities and every Tom Cruise movie ever. I feel like you're on the money with the Shrek and the scary movies, but I just want to flag, do we definitely not want to do one of those ones? Because that's what you've got, eh? No. No.

No, no, no. Oh, there is a. No. What were the movies that you've brought to the table? Yeah. We could have watched just these three. Yeah. Well, how about We Decide as a Family?

First one, Italian Job. I've never seen it. But it's that kind of vibe, isn't it heisty? There's a heist at the start and I don't want to spoil anything. Okay, well, don't. That's okay. There's a small heist and then it leads to like, you know, and then the big finale and there's a, yeah, it's a heist movie.

It's a heist movie. A lot of big actors and actresses in it great ed norton charlie's they're on oh i love edward mark warburg i'm pretty sure i love mark uh second choice catch me if you can oh that is a good movie but it's fucking long is it that movie's so long it's a really good movie though. Yeah, I'll approve that one. We haven't pointed out that Tony refuses to watch movies over 90 minutes. We should have pointed that out right at the start. So then I did ask if we could just watch three episodes of TV

that would add up to 90 minutes. That was quickly shut down. The third one is, now this is a slight wild card, but it's a great movie if you're in the right mood. American Made. Have you seen American Made with Tom Cruise? No. So he owns a small plane.

Yeah. It's a true story. He owns a small plane and he made friends with like the drug lords in Colombia. Yeah. So he would like literally go and get the drugs and fly his plane. And instead of going through the airport, he would just, you know, fly and drop it off at his cousin's farm. And so it's like a DEA is trying to get onto him.

Okay, so I don't think I've seen that movie, but I think I've seen the documentary about that story. Right. Yeah, it's called American Made. Yeah, right. And it's like just crazy and half of it's set in South America and there's small planes and it's Tom Cruise and it's like all fucking happening.

Right. It's a great, like it's a fun one because it's a bit. Silly. I wouldn't say. Well, it is silly. But the silly fact is that they did it. Is it happened? Yeah.

Okay. All right. They all sound like good movies to watch at the cinema. Yeah. Like, you know, you've got the sound happening and it's like big and whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So based on the theory of like a good movie to watch in the cinema I wrote down Casper Like original Casper You are obsessed with ghosts You've got ghosts on the mind Maybe What's the original When you say the original

So it's the one that's got like Christina Ricci Yes And like Casper And they move into the house and her mum passes away and then they're moving around a lot and her dad. Do we need to watch it anymore? This happens in the first five minutes. But anyway, yeah, so that because I was like, I love that movie

and imagine watching that at the cinema. Yeah. That would be crazy. Another one that I thought had similar energy, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Because that is a great fucking movie. That is a great fucking movie. And how sick would that be to watch on the big screen? Because it's known for its cinematography.

But more because it's like, why are you being a jerk? No, I'm just trying to figure it out. It is a classic though. It's like the experience of seeing it at the cinema. Not necessarily because it's great cinematography. Apologies. Yeah, what's your definition? And this is me being Dick.

When you say like it'd be great to see it at the cinema, what's your? I mean because like I wasn't around when it like came out. Yeah. So, like when am I ever going to watch that at the cinema again? Yeah, okay. It's more like the experience of seeing that like in a movie theatre. Yeah. It's like wild. So sometimes when I think it's in a movie, and this isn't to say you're wrong,

this is just like why I was thinking when you said it, is like sometimes when they have like a big epic soundtrack and special effects, you kind of like you don't get that surround sound and the big screen. Yeah. So I think like, oh, and that's why I like going to see it. This makes me sound like the ultimate wanker, but like a Christopher Nolan movie because they're like big and epic.

Sometimes in the cinema it just fucking hits a bit different. Oh, and I totally agree. And any new movies now I'd go, oh, that's one to watch at the cinema or go and see it in IMAX or whatever. But you know right away, hey. Or you see some and you go, oh, that could be fun at home. Yeah, oh, that'll be on Paramount Plus in two weeks. I'll just watch it then.

You see some and you go, oh, that could be fun at home. Yeah, that'll be on Paramount Plus in two weeks. I'll just watch it then. But so I thought that those ones, it was more the nostalgia of like, this is a movie I've seen a thousand times, but I've never seen in the cinema. Okay. But then also, wild card, Bridesmaids. Because that's on Paramount Plus and it is one of my favourite films.

I thought you were going to say Babe Pig in the City. I did talk about Babe Pig in the City the other day. I saw the burp on your lips of Bridesmaid and went, oh, Babe Pig in the City. Oh, no, Bridesmaids. I actually saw that in the cinema when it came out. Babe Pig in the City? Yes, Bridesmaids.

But I just love it. It's my favourite movie. It's really good. Oh, I think either of those three are going to get us off to a cracking start. Yeah, that's what I reckon as well. But then also I do have one foot in the camp of a trilogy. Like I would not hate sitting and watching all three Screams. Do you know what I mean?

I think that's pretty fun. Scream, Scary Movie or Shrek if you had to choose a trilogy right here and now? Oh, my God. Gun to my head. Oh, you can just answer. Oh. That's so hard. Thank you.

Oh. As much as I love Scary Movie, I feel like after two, you probably don't need a third. Yeah, I see. You know what I'm saying? Uh-huh. The screen follow on a little bit. Let the characters go through.

Courtney Cox, is she in all of them or does she get off? Yeah, Courtney Cox is in all of them up until like number five, I think. And Sydney, she's- Sydney's in all of them. Even like number eight and nine that have just come out. Yeah, right. Yeah, like she's in the whole- she's a- Sydney's in all of them. Even like number eight and nine that have just come out. Yeah, right. Yeah, like she's in the whole- She's a stayer.

Yeah. What's her name? Neve Campbell. Neve Campbell. Sorry, I couldn't- It was on the tip of my tongue. I feel like Scream would be- That feels like a classic movie marathon.

And just to confirm, Shrek? I mean, I'm on board for Shrek. Yep, same. I have watched it recently. One, very good. Number two, amazing. Number three, it's there. It's fine.

Yep, okay. Yeah. All right, well, that's where we're at. This is where we're at. I'd love to know your thoughts on the episode threads. Do people who are coming get more of a say or does everyone get to choose? No, everyone gets to choose, I think. But, yeah, so we need to know whether we go a trilogy

or just three movies and maybe how you feel about the movies we suggested. But at the moment we can't decide a movie. There will be a trilogy of food. Yes, there will be food. Three of. What? There will be three things at least.

What do you mean? I don't know. I just felt like we were all fucking revved up. Oh, yeah, there will be three things at least what do you mean i don't know just i just felt like we were all fucking revved up oh yeah there will be the trilogy ice cream popcorn and a diet coke thanks i haven't actually so if you've got to email them right now and ask about the diet coke i actually didn't ask about that and i didn't think of it until right that should have been in the contract yeah we should have nailed that down before we nailed down whether we could do it actually stop uh registering to be a part of it.

Just in case. We're on a, what is, is there a special term for like a legal injunction or a term or something? I don't know. You just said injunction. So without prejudice, put that on the email. We are doing, without prejudice, there will be Diet Coke. I have to bring my own What do you always travel with?

Chromecast, Diet Coke And Premix The syrup Yeah I take it everywhere with me Oh, just the soda for me, thanks Yeah, yeah I'll just take the water

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That's really nice. I'm not feeling great at the moment. I've got a you love to see here from Gareth. Who's he? On his wife, I reckon. Gareth said, you love to see it. It's our first anniversary and I got these lovely flowers from my wife. Oh, that's nice.

It's weird that most men get their first flowers at the end of their life and I'm glad my wife agrees. You know how like. Also, hang on. He got the flowers. She bought them for him for their anniversary. More of this. Yeah.

I stand for it. Well, I knew that you'd like this, so I wanted to share it. And they are also the, I'll send you a photo of these, Ryan, they're the flowers that they had at their wedding. Oh, that's nice. So it's, like, quite thoughtful because it's like, oh, remember when we had, and, like, what a lovely touch for them to both have, like, decided on together and then also, like,

yeah, really sweet. Congratulations on a year of marriage. I stand by what I said about being pro flower. However, no one ever asked me what flowers we had at our wedding. Well, yeah. Because I wouldn't know the answer. They were nice. I know that.

There's photos of them. Because you're a flower person. You would know what they are. Oh, I probably wouldn't know like the type. No, but as in like if you got flowers for flower person, you would know what they are. Oh, I probably wouldn't know the type. No, but as in like if you got flowers for your wedding, you would remember what type you got. Oh, yeah, maybe. Really?

I don't know. Oh, we got the polyanthal crystallomas. Yeah, and that sounds great, doesn't it? I don't know. Sure. Oh, is that a picture of them there? That's a picture of the flowers. Oh, they're nice.

They're really, really lovely. And I just thought it was a lovely thought to send your husband flowers when, yeah, a lot of men don't get given flowers. So that was really sweet. All about it. Love to see it. Love to see it. Tomorrow on the show we've got confessions.

These are tough confessions. One of them is from someone who's called themselves Popular Ice Cream Girl. Oh. And she has a confession. That sounds delicious. And it is. We'll chat to you tomorrow.

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