Toni and Ryan - Has Toni been paying attention?

Episode Date: August 29, 2021

Ryan makes Toni's dreams comes true and undresses!... Just kidding - he organises a cute little audition which is a TRUE DREAM for TLodge. Plus Zoom hacks and Zoe Foster Blake chat. Love you! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, is this Miss Unicorn Waffles? Yes, yes, it is me. It's Ryan, John and Tony Lodge. Would you prefer that name or Tiffany? You can use Tiffany, that's fine. Oh, well, I thought that the unicorn waffles sounded delicious. Hi, Tiffany, How are you? I'm good.

How are you? Yeah, we're well. We were just wondering if we could get your approval before kicking off this next episode. You absolutely can get my approval. I'm excited. Yay! Thank you so much, Tiffany.

We really appreciate it. You're welcome. And we'd send you a gift, but we can't afford it. So share the podcast with all your friends so that we can make money and send you a gift. It's Tiffany from Sandringham in Melbourne, and I approve this podcast. Yep, welcome to the podcast.

After the first two episodes, thank you very much to everyone who listened. Yeah. And last week we discussed some feedback from some of our videos, but later on in this episode there's some aggressive feedback. Aggressive? Oh, people didn't like it? Not that they didn't like it as a whole, but they weren't happy with some specific things that were said about certain topics. Oh, I don't like it. Not that they didn't like it as a whole, but they weren't happy with some specific things that were said about certain topics.

Oh, I don't like that. Chocolate mousse is delicious and I won't hear a word about it. All right, we'll get to that soon. But, Tony, I believe that you were put on this world to be a guest on Have You Been Paying Attention on Channel 10. It is actually a true dream of mine. You know, when you look at things and think, I'd be good at that. Do you do that all the time? I mean, yeah,

I do it constantly. But, um, you know, when you look at something and you think, oh, I'd be really, really good at that. I think that about that. Except, you know, when you say to someone like, oh, I'd be really good at that. And they're like, oh, is that for you? Is that what we're doing? Probably not. But I think that. What's another thing you've seen and thought I'd be really good at that and they're like, oh, nah. Oh, is that for you? Is that what we're doing? Probably not. But I think that. What's another thing you've seen and thought I'd be really good at that? Oh, swimming. You just watched the Olympics and you're like, you know what?

Yeah, so Tom's. 50 metres in 21 seconds. I reckon I can probably have a crack at that. We had this conversation, right? Tom's and I were sitting on the couch and we're like, oh, if you could go to the Olympics, what do you think you could do well in? I was like, oh, swimming. I love swimming.

It's like my favourite type of exercise. You and I have talked about going swimming together in the morning before work. Talked about. We talked about it. Obviously haven't done it. And I said, I reckon that if I went to the Olympics, I reckon I could do pretty well at swimming.

He was like, fuck no. I reckon everyone during the Olympics at some stage in that two weeks. Well, I'd be pretty good at that. Oh, they've trained their whole life. Well, I'm sure if I trained my whole life, I could probably do it as well. Well, I'm not saying no to your Olympic swimming dream, but what I am saying is that if it were between Olympic swimmer or guest on Have You Been Paying Attention,

I would probably encourage you to go to Channel 10. am saying is that if it were between Olympic swimmer or guest on Have You Been Paying Attention, I would probably encourage you to go to Channel 10. Is that just because I've given you an extreme option? The other one is just so far out of the realm of possibility. It's a pretty easy choice. Right. Okay. Good to know. But I thought because we put it to Channel 10 and they're like, who is this bitch?

Yeah. Show us some real. We're like, we don't have anything to show you. We don't have a real. So I thought we would do just an on-air live podcast audition tape. So I've got some questions ready. Oh, my God, I haven't been watching the news. So I'd already be bad at the show.

It's literally the one thing you need to do. To do. Is that. Well, I figured I'd have enough notice to prepare if I could watch the news. Here's my issue. I have no qualms with you being totally hilarious. My issue is.

Watching the news. Watching the news. So don't feel the need to be outrageous. I'm just curious to know if you know the answers to any of these questions. Oh, okay. Yeah. So should I try and be funny or should I try and know the answer? If you're listening to this episode for the second time, you know what ended up happening.

Okay, great. I don't know the answer to that question. Question one. Yep. Thank you, Tom Gleeson. Despite the fact we're- Gleisner. Fuck.

Oh, no. You've sworn on air in prime time. You've called the host the wrong name. This is not a great audition so far. Oh, no. Despite the fact we're all stuck at home with nothing to do except watch TV, The Bachelor has recorded its lowest ratings of any season ever.

What's something people would rather do than watch The Bachelor? Tony. You're actually the only contestant. You can just answer. It's just the two of us here. I'm really nervous. I thought that I'd be so good at this and I actually don't have an answer. Hello, is this Channel 10?

It's not. It's Betty from down the road. Channel 10 don't want anything about it. Tony, Tony Lodge. Yes, Tony. Watch The Bachelorette. Yeah, not bad. Not bad, not bad.

Would have also accepted stick pins in your eyes or throw myself into a steaming pile of shit. Question two. Yes. Last week, Prime Minister Scott Morrison compared his and Gladys Berejiklian's COVID response to a movie. What movie was it? Mission Impossible.

Incorrect. The Big Lebowski. The Big Berej. The Big Beragiclin. The answer was The Croods. What's that? I've never heard of it. Oh, my God. Would have also accepted Dumb and Dumber, Clueless Apocalypse Now

or A Series of Unfortunate Events. Oh, my God. See, your planned responses are way better than mine that I'm trying to come up with on the spot. Do they plan the responses for the show? No, I don't. Oh, I wonder how much it's edited. This podcast has been edited quite a lot.

Why is everyone talking about the wang of Splendor Alden? Because he was making all his money on OnlyFans and now he can't make any money. Good answer. Incorrect. Thank you. But was it funny? It was funny. Thank you. But was it funny? It was funny.

Thank you. That's the guy who was the baby on the Nirvana cover. Oh, of course. That's a real weird story the deeper you dig. It is a really weird story because for his whole life he's been like, oh, I'm the kid on the cover of Nevermind, and now all of a sudden he's like, oh, no, like I don't approve of this. And, I mean, how much money would he have got?

A fortune. His family would have gotten as a kid for him to be the model. My partner, Bridget, said if he just didn't tell anyone it was him, no one would know. He's like, I can't get jobs anymore. People recognise me on the street. I'm like, you're telling me, you, a 30-year-old man, someone's coming up to you on the street and going,

excuse me, have I seen your dick as a baby? People aren't saying that. No, and also, like, if I look at pictures of myself as a baby, I barely recognise it. Like, I'm not recognising some random dude who might be that dude. I just pictured in my mind a tiny baby but with the exact same hair and glasses as you. You're welcome.

A big bun. A big bun. Oh, look at the buns on that baby. Question five. Chloe Zeps, influencer, anti-vaxxer, who's losing tens of thousands of followers a day for making her hectic, bogus claims. Now, you know the answer to this because I literally texted

to you laughing the other day. Yep. What type of water is she currently spruiking? Moon-charged water. Moon-charged water. Moon-charged water. I saw a really funny comment and it was like, did she buy it and it's charged by the moon? Yeah.

Or did she put it outside and she's just claiming that it was charged by the moon? I left my drink bottle outside overnight. Moon-charged water. Moon-charged water. Feel the vitamins. Yeah, it feels good. Well, at the end of round.

Vitamoons. Good from you. Thank you. See, I could say that on Happy Bean Paying Attention. Okay, use that five-second clip and ignore everything else. We just sent a clip to Channel 10 of me saying, Vitamoons. Hi, this woman. She is pretty cheap and very available. We just sent a clip to Channel 10 of me saying vitamins. Hire this woman.

She is pretty cheap and very available. Yeah, I'll do it for free. I'll pay you. Not the first time I've said that. Not in this economic climate. So at the moment we're in Melbourne, we're in lockdown, we're working from home, everyone's heard all about it, we don't need to sit on that for too long. And as you'll all probably remember, that early last year

when lockdown first became a thing, lockdown quizzes, Zoom quizzes, Zoom trivia. It was a big thing, it was very exciting. It was a big thing the first time. Yeah, and then it got old because, you know, everyone's trying to be funny, junk, junk, junk. There's nine people on the Zoom. Everyone's auditioning for have you been paying attention.

Literally, yeah. And obviously I never shut up. I'm so obnoxious. So it just doesn't go well for me because people are like, yeah, Tony, we've had enough. Like, yes, the answer is Harry Potter 5. I just noticed I was nodding along to that. Should I be disagreeing?

No, Tony, you're lovely. We'll never get over you. No, it's fine. Obnoxious is totally fine. Okay, great. I just noticed myself nodding being like, hang on a second. You don't need to lie to me. It's fine.

So early last year, right, that's expired. People aren't doing Zoom trivia. My boyfriend, Torbs, gets a calendar invite from his company saying, guys, super exciting, we're doing Zoom trivia, 3pm on Friday. At least it's in work hours. Exactly. He was like, oh, you know what, this will be great, like a bit of an early market to hang out with everybody,

chatting, whatever. So we've got a spare room, which is our office. We're both working from home at the moment. We're both working in there. I grabbed my laptop and moved into our bedroom. You do your thing. I'll get out of your way. You do that.

I'll get out of your hair. And I was on the phone with my boss, Victoria, from She's All The Money. We both work with her. Yep. And I'm on the phone to her and I was like, oh, Torbs is doing this Zoom. And she was like, oh, the other day I made my partner a gin and tonic in like a cup of tea glass. Oh, clever.

And took it in and was like, oh, just bringing you a drink. She said, you should do the same for Torbs. I was like, oh, that actually sounds really, really nice. And so then I, how smart is that? Very smart. It just occurred to me that Victoria, me and her did a podcast the other day and her partner brought her a cup of tea mid episode. No, that was full of wine. Definitely. Okay, great. Now I'm going to find out the truth. So anyway, two years in, I'm finding this great hack. So I went out and got his coffee cup, like his favourite coffee cup, tipped a can of beer into it and then took it in. Anyway, so he's like, yep, this Zoom trivia is going to go

until the end of the day, then we'll be able to log off. Forty-five minutes later, the trivia's over. That's it? Yeah, and they're like, cool, everyone, back to work. At 3.45 on a Friday? I don't think so. Yeah, so they're like, okay, great, back to work. Torb's like, well, I've had a beer.

I'm sitting like. I've got a light bus on. I'm a software developer. I can't be developing software. I'm half cut. He's trying to make this robot. And I was like, so it's a great hack until you actually need to do a job. Yeah.

How big was the coffee cup? Oh, it is huge. I will show you a picture of this coffee cup. It's like a soup bowl. Yeah, great. It's massive. It fit a whole can of beer in it. Thanks for the beers, by the way.

Your wife made them. You're welcome. Shout out to Hawkers Brewery. Yeah, thank you very much. So what did he do for the next hour? So he came into bed at 4.30. He was in the mood. He's had one

can. He's like, well, I'm not here to spy on us. So he came into bed and was like, oh, what are you doing? I was like, oh, I was on Zoom with the boss, but now I'm just kind of ticking away at the Facebook group, whatever. And then he's like, oh, we should get a TV for in here. And we ordered a TV.

What? Tony Locke. Yeah, so we're just sitting in bed and then he was like, I should probably go back to work. You just got off the phone speaking to your financial advisor boss who has made literally a living and a company based on the fact of smart spending, don't waste money, no impulse purchases, put 24 hours between you and your purchase. And what did you do?

I got off the phone to her and I bought a TV because my boyfriend was drunk from a work trivia. What's your vibe about a TV in the bedroom? Because some people say that's the end of intimacy. I know, but sometimes it's nice to have a little snuggle and then watch something on telly. And who knows, maybe if you go, oh, let's watch TV in the afternoon, maybe then it's nice to have a little snuggle and then watch something on telly and who knows, maybe if you go, oh, let's watch TV in the afternoon, maybe then it's fine, you know?

Do you guys have jobs? You're drinking in the afternoon, you're watching TV in bed in the afternoon. I was working in bed. Please never tell me, oh, working from home is such a chore. It's not for me. Especially then if I jump on to record a podcast with you, I've got a cup of tea and you're like,

I know that there's no tea in there, mate. You've already told me your secrets. So on the next episode of Tony and Ryan, I need to tell you something. What? Bridget found something in the back seat of our car and she accused me of cheating on her. Why are you laughing?

Because I know what it is. Do you? I think so. Because I left my... Oh, I was... It's not... What? Did you leave?

Oh, is that not... What have you left in the back of our car? Oh, nothing. Oh, my God.? What have you left in the back of that car? Oh, nothing. Oh, my God. Okay, no, I actually don't know. All right, well, on the next and last episode of Tony and Ryan, you will hear that. We'll have some feedback in a moment, though.

You're listening to Tony and Ryan. All right, a lot of feedback from the first few episodes of Tony and Ryan. That's not, is it bad though? No, no, no. Just a few, I guess, follow-up comments from a few people, which is fine. And just as a quick little side note, if you on whatever app you're listening to now,

hit the follow button or subscribe button. That actually does wonders for us. Yeah. So if you can just hit that button, that would be excellent. Subscribe to this podcast. Thank you very much. Because a few people have been saying, oh, I wish the podcast was daily. Maybe it could be.

Keep subscribing and we'll convince someone to buy us out. To give us some money. To fund our lives so we don't have to go to our day job. All right. Last week there was some debate about Tony believing that Red Rooster was an acceptable chicken choice. I've had multiple, multiple, multiple DM on DM on DM that they really like Red Rooster.

Well, Lucy said, not only is Red Rooster way better than KFC, hashtag Team Tony. Thank you, Lucy. Ryan, I actually ate it for lunch today just to spite you. See, we're making Red Rooster money because of what we're saying. Thank you, Lucy. Totally agree. Appreciate the feedback.

You've changed your tune real quick. Nate said, I always assumed Red Rooster was a drug front because I wouldn't have thought people would actually go there to buy food. They have cheesy nuggets. What is so hard to believe that Red Rooster is good? I just, I'm baffled. All right, if you find yourself standing out the front of a Red Rooster,

here's three things you need to do. Step one. Go in. Grow up. Step two, walk down the road from Red Roost to your local KFC. And step three, order a zinger and live the life you deserve to live. Is that what you're ordering from KFC? Yep.

Okay. Do you know what I really like from KFC? What? Their bacon stacker double thing. That is bloody good. Yeah, they're not mucking around. But you know how sometimes when you go to KFC you feel like chicken and sometimes when you go to KFC you feel like the burger

and then sometimes you feel like both. You know there's chicken in the burger, right? No, but like you know when sometimes you're in a chickeny mood, you just want to just. Like the wings, the wicked wings or just the fried piece. Or you just want a big bucket of chicken. You know how sometimes you just want a big bucket of chicken? The way you looked at me and said that so aggressively. I'm sorry. I just really of chicken. You know how sometimes you just want a big bucket of chicken? The way you looked at me and said that so aggressively.

I'm sorry. I just really like chicken. What's your favourite bit of chicken from KFC? Whatever the bit of chicken is in the Zinger burger that you described before. Oh, so just like the breast bit? Is that what's in the burger? Or is it just like pulverised chicken?

It just occurred to me that when I eat a chicken burger, I don't question which part of the chicken. For me, it's just chicken. But, like, when you get a bit of chicken, what's your favourite bit? I don't mind a big drumstick. That's my favourite as well. Yeah, how good is it? And whenever I go through the drive-through, I'm like,

hey, can you make sure that half of the chicken bits are drumsticks? And they're like, yeah, everyone else hates those. Really? Yeah. That is good to know. So whenever they want to give me some other crap, I'm like, mate, just chuck some drummers in there. Yeah, I don't even want the breast bit that doesn't have any bones in it. Give me the drummer.

Do you know what I like about eating a drumstick from KFC? I know where I stand. If you get a bit of rib or you get a wing, you don't know where the bones are. You don't know what bit's going to be good. You don't know what's a tendon. But when you get a drumstick, you know exactly where you stand. You know that you can't eat the top, you can't eat the bottom,

but you can peel the batter off and the middle's going to be tops. You've changed your tune last week and I appreciate that. I never said that KFC wasn't a completely viable option. I'm just saying that you don't want KFC when you want Red Rooster and vice versa. Last week I spoke about going to the bathroom in an open home and it has, I was going to say divided the nation, but it hasn't. Everyone's on the same side.

However, Amy messages through, who's just gone through the process of buying a property herself. Oh, okay. So forget about the, you know, the nitty gritty grimy dirtiness. A lot of people are like, well, from a realistic point of view, here's some things to consider. Amy said, I believe if you're about to pay a million dollars for a house, you have a right to know what it feels like when you sit on the toilet of that house. It's a part of the process. I viewed a house once that in order to close the

toilet door, you had to lift the toilet seat lid up because when the seat came down, it came out too far and you couldn't get the door past. She's like, this is something you're probably entitled to know before you go and purchase it. There wasn door passed. She's like, this is something you're probably entitled to know before you go and purchase it. There wasn't enough clearance room. Also, you've got to make sure when you're sitting on the throne and your kid comes barging in, you don't get kneecapped because as a mother of three with precious kneecaps,

I know this pain all too well. You ain't got to keep the knees intact, you know what I mean? Well, obviously not if she's got three kids. Melissa. That's actually, can we just go back to Amy? That's a really good point that I didn't actually think about. Thank you. And you know, you experienced this recently at an Airbnb,

that if you're on the toilet and you can see into other parts of the house, which may be a bit unsettling, you need to check on that. At an Airbnb, the en suite, it was like this open bathroom. And it's like, nope, no. If I'm in bed and my partner doesn't poo, but if I had to poo and she was in bed, you don't want to see that. It needs to be a door.

So our new house, our bedroom is right at the end. There's a massive hallway, which has got the cupboards. And then at the end is our en suite. It's like a separate part of the house and you standing in the shower, you can see right down into the bed. Which is like a bit weird. Weird or sometimes a bit? Weird, I think.

Because when you're in the shower, you're like cleaning yourself. It's not like sexy. Well, I've seen, you know, like on MTV Cribs when it's like all those ridiculous rappers and stuff. They're always like, oh, and you know, you can see through the bathroom so you can like see the girls like in the shower. And I'm like, bro, that's creepy as shit. Like, what is Torb's going to enjoy looking down the hallway and seeing me shaving my

legs? Like, that's not sexy or nice. No. No. No, it's not. Like. Yeah, nah, nice. No. No. No, it's not. Yeah, nah, I feel you. Yeah, thanks. Melissa.

Yes. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's used the toilet in an open house. I was so nervous and anxious because she, like I, she was like, it was happening, it was on, I didn't really have a choice, I had to do it. I was so scared and I left in such a hurry because when she'd like, you know, made the deposit and then she was back into the world, she said I almost knocked over a child because I like sprinted

out of the bathroom because I just wanted to get away. Just because people are using the bathroom doesn't mean it's okay. Okay. I would just like to point that out because if I, well, okay, let's flip this. How would you feel? Say you were selling your house. Yeah.

And you get home and there's like evidence of whatever kind that someone's pooed in your bathroom. How would that make you feel? I just hope they buy it if I'm selling my house. Oh, yeah, you're selling your house. You just want to sell it. Yeah, great point. Maybe it is fine.

Well, Liam listened last week and he's got a red hot theory and he's like, these aren't accidents, folks. Oh, okay. Should we call him? Yeah, I want to know. Hello? Hey, is that Liam? It is. How are you, mate? Good, thank you. It is Ryan here and Tony's with me as well. Hi, Liam. Hi, Tony. How are you? mate? Good, thank you. It is Ryan here and Tony's with me as well. Hi, Liam. Hi, Tony. How are you?

Yeah, good, thank you. So, Liam, we were literally just reading through some comments and some feedback about using the bathroom in an open home and I believe you've got a red-hot theory about this. It's a definite no-go that you cannot use a bathroom in an open house. It's just disgusting. I don't care if you are that busting that there's going to be an accident. You leave and you find the nearest McDonald's.

Do not go to the bathroom under any circumstances except one, guys, except one. Except one. I'm listening. I reckon I got stung on this a couple of years ago. So it's uber competitive at the moment around Australia to buy a house. Absolutely. Yeah, there's always so many people in an open home.

Everyone's vying for it, pushing the price up at auction. Absolutely. I've been to an open home where there's been 200 people through recently. Whoa. And I wish I'd used a trick that was used on me many years ago. So I was at one open home and I was looking in the bathroom and then I hear the toilet flush and I was like, that's weird. And then this lady opens the door, walks out like there was nothing wrong,

walks into the bathroom like it was her own and washes her hands. And I'm like, what's going on here? And then the house was engulfed with the foulest smell known to man. This lady had literally just gone number two in an open home. And you're like, what the heck are you doing? That is not the practice. People don't do that in real life. It just stank.

The whole house stank. It was one of my number twos that had a warmth about it. It was like, whoa. You can taste it on your tongue, yep. Like a smokey. Pretty much, Tony, yeah, pretty much. So the house was warm, the house stunk, she didn't put the fan on. And so as a buyer, what did you think of this?

We left. We left the house. Oh, my God, and then they could buy it because you were all gone. That's my theory. About an hour later, I said to my wife, I think we've been duped. I think that was a deliberate ploy to get everyone out of the house because it was really foul. Like, this wasn't pleasant.

You've made that very clear. She didn't use the fan. She didn't even like to match guys. Is that all a trick? I wonder how long she'd been brewing that because if that's a – if what we're saying is this is a real tactic, she'd planned that. But I wonder how long that was brewing. And I wonder what she ate to make sure it was going to be terrible.

Well, the more I think about it, the more I think it was a definite ploy because I could see people leaving. And as we were sort of leaving, walking down the driveway, there was a couple of us that gave each other a bit of a wink. Just an acknowledge that we all know what just happened there, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

There was the acknowledging wink and the, we're not buying that house. Smells like shit. I literally thought, we've been played here. This chick is the smartest chick in the history of buying homes. We all left. She was the one that made the offer, I'm guessing. I've actually thought about doing it, not myself,

but maybe using the kids as a decoy. I thought maybe I'd go to the kids. I just couldn't do it. I'd never do it myself. Well, if you want to save $20,000 on a house. You could be a house shitter. You could tell people, like, I will go to an open home, and instead of negging the property so that other people don't want it,

you just poo and then everyone walks out because they're that disgusted and then you go, here you go, Liam, you can buy this house now. All right. Before we head on out of here, we'd just love to share something we love to see. Toni, take it away. What do you got? I love to see that Love Island is over.

It's over? I am sick of hearing about it. Really? Yep. Can't stand it. Never watched an episode. Just think it's so dumb. I love trash TV.

We were literally just talking about how much I like Jersey Shore. Yep. But Love Island, I'm sick of hearing about it. Yeah, I don't get it. And I'm glad it's over. Is it the UK one or the Australian one? I couldn't even tell you. I think it's the UK one.

I can't keep up either, yeah. But every person I follow on Instagram is like, Love Island, Love Island, Love Island, and I just don't get it. In our group we posted about what are the TV shows people love and you just don't get, lots of people said Love Island. I just don't get it. And that's because we're a highbrow podcast. After the segment we just did.

Just a reminder, if you want to go and check out the Tony and Ryan podcast group, it's a group on Facebook. Go in there, come check it out. Leave your feedback. Share some notes with other people. Oh, yeah, that's very cute. Make some friends. Something I love to see.

Zoe Foster-Blake selling 50% of her skin company for $89 million. Now, her husband, trophy husband, Hamish Blake, isn't it weird to think that Hamish from Hamish and Andy is like significantly the lower earner of the two of them over their lifetime? Well, it's so hard to comprehend not only that amount of money, but that kind of relationship where both of you are just slaying what you're doing, you know?

And I know that lots of people would be like, oh, and it's not all about money. People would be like, oh, my wife is great at her job. My husband's great at their job, whatever. But it's just so amazing seeing people that are super down to earth still, but doing really well, love their kids, love sharing their life. It's just, it's super wholesome. Yeah, it really is. Well, it's interesting you mentioned down to earth

because an ongoing segment and theme from Hamish and Andy is that they tease each other about losing touch with the common man. Yes. How do you think adding $90 million to the bank account is going to go with keeping in touch with the common person? I can't, like I said, I can't even comprehend that amount of money. You would just get bored of spending it if you had that much. Don't you reckon?

I reckon I'd find a way. You'd struggle through. I'd push through. But I'm a bit of a trooper like that, you know, so you've got to do what you've got to do. You're such a good guy. But you know what, just for an Aussie lady to start a company from scratch and sell it for $90 million, you bloody love to see it, don't you?

You do. And she's so kind as well. She's a really lovely person. Have you met her? Have met her. She's just turned into a weird flex. Yeah, dude. But it's Zoe Foster-Blake.

You're not going to tell people? I mean, why bother meeting someone famous if you can't brag about it, am I right? People do it with me all the time. All right, chat to you guys on Wednesday. Bye. Love you, bye.