Toni and Ryan - Hasta la vista loser

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

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Starting point is 00:01:41 audible dot ca a little warning you may develop unrealistic expectations of real life people and that's okay that's fine totally fine invent half alex i swear i invented when i was eight years old geez weren't they just a great way to detect a f f f fred from range i'm across the other side of the cafe, but I already know you're a idiot. Like Terminator, but for losers? Yeah. So you're... Oster-Lovista, loser.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Hi, I'm Sean from Liverpool. I'm Michaela from Melbourne, Australia. I'm Sarah from Melbourne, Massachusetts. I'm a good podcast. Sorry, we're just about to get started and Bibba's just done the biggest yawn on earth. Welcome to showbiz. If it's your first time on the Tony and Ryan podcast, welcome. And we're so excited and full of energy that Tony's dog has just done the biggest yawn and going, oh.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Mama's doing her thing again. Sorry, I have to work. We are recording. So that you can live in this beautiful house. Yeah, we are recording from Tony's house because she's got her broken foot. And we've all been in the wars. I lost my voice for a bit. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:57 And I had surgery. Yeah, she fell down some stairs. Or did the stairs fall up you? Yeah. And that's what I, that legally, we need to investigate that. Where are we out with the insurance or is that an off-air chat? No, I think we've sent them the information and then you just wait, you know, 10 to 15 years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Yeah, before they get back to you. Because, geez, it wasn't cheap. It was not cheap. And it hasn't been cheap since I got back. like it keeps not being cheap like it has cost me um an amount of money yeah i thought you had to say it's cost me a moths i wish i did yes yeah oh maybe next broken foot next time yeah i do the other one um we've all been in the wars i lost my voice for a bit and and you a bit nasally again yeah i'm fuck i don't know what it is can't get rid of it um people in patreon
Starting point is 00:03:50 might already know this but my wife bridget had this great idea oh that we She's a great inventor, Bridgett. For those not watching on YouTube, Ryan's just done a bigger eye roll than Pippa's yawn before. So Bridget's like, we should get... Okay, you can't talk because I'm working. Do we need to send her out? No, we can't because...
Starting point is 00:04:16 I was actually talking to Pippa. Oh, see, no, she's fine now. Okay. We need to put Vicks vapor up in the bottom of the shower so I can fully steam up. And Bridgett... Because did you ever when you're growing up, sorry to interrupt you, but did you, when you were growing up, do the VIX in the ice cream container with the hot water?
Starting point is 00:04:33 No. Oh. Great idea, though. Well, so, and it's supposed to kind of create the same thing. Yeah, I think I just love Vix. Just Vix it up. It really makes such a big difference when you're sick, I reckon. Anyway, sorry.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Although I think I might have had like a little machine where you put a few drops or something in and it kind of like... Oh, fancy. Kind of chuffs it up. You know, Mom was in a fucking ice cream container with the hot kettle. And my mum put like a fucking old towel. over my head to like so you can keep like hoofing it in so what's that called a compression session just to really get it through you yeah um and so bridget's thought she's hot boxing in the car boxing that was that was the hot boxing vicks vapor of hot boxing like smoking weed
Starting point is 00:05:13 back in the day in the car like around the corner from uni or whatever I never did it but yeah I've heard stories yeah or Liam's bathroom the hottest box in town on the exhaust fan in the bathroom if it was raining outside. I've heard. Saw that on Reddit. So Bridget comes up with this great idea. And she's like, we should do it. We're a business.
Starting point is 00:05:38 We'll make millions. We've done it. And then I'm chatting to Tony on the phone. And what do you say? Well, Ryan's all nasally. And I was also a bit nasly myself. And I went, you know what has really helped me and you should get?
Starting point is 00:05:52 Vicks actually now sell steaming. tablets you put them in the bottom of the shower and it steams up the shower and the phone just goes dead silent and I was like hello have I lost you and Ryan goes no because Bridget I think was listening and we both just went like I stared at her and I'm like oh guess what another one of your inventions that's been around fucking 20 years that's already existed that already exists so anyway she was a bit sheepish for a while because she's been called out. But the best ideas are the ones that already exist
Starting point is 00:06:29 because they're so good that somebody else has already thought to make it. So true. Do you know what I mean? Like it's not that it's a bad idea. Someone just got to it first and quite a big company. Like Vicks, you know, like it's, it's not like a small Etsy store of...
Starting point is 00:06:46 No little startup in Reservoir. Or research. Now, I've asked the tarfers and you and I can decide if maybe they really did or did not invent these things. Amazing. But Tarvas have gone, oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:06:59 I've invented some stuff myself, including Tarpa Alex. Hi, Tapa Alex. Sorry, Inventor Alex. Inventer Alex. And it's also... Invent Harper Alex. Invent Tapa Alex.
Starting point is 00:07:13 And that's A-L-E-K-S. Alex. Yeah. I swear I invented AirPods when I was eight years old. Thank you. invent up, Alex. People used to have those Bluetooth headsets that you were talking to. Can you remember those?
Starting point is 00:07:31 And Alex goes, well, I don't really need to talk to anything, but I like the idea of just being connected to my iPad. Hang on. Were iPads and Bluetooth headsets around at the same time? There's a hole in this story. Two years later, boom, AirPods. I don't know that Bluetooth headsets were a thing when... Or maybe he was just living.
Starting point is 00:07:55 listening to music on his, but it was like free wireless. Pre-wireless headphones, yeah. The only wireless ones were the ones that were a headset. Yeah, yeah. Geez, weren't they just a great way to detect a fuck Ed from range? You go, oh, there's, you know, like, I'm across the other side of the cafe, but I already know you're a fucking idiot. Like Terminator, but for losers?
Starting point is 00:08:15 Yeah. Terminator for losers. can do cool shit, what can you do? Oh, talk about the price of real estate. Oster LeVista, loser. Charles, write that down for a real. And maybe the title, Hostelavista, loser.
Starting point is 00:08:51 And in the YouTube thumbnail, can we put the Terminator? It's the terminated, but it's Ryan with the Bluetooth headset with the red eye. Thanks for watching today. Yeah, we can leave early today because we've already had our post-show meeting. Have a good day. Anah the Viking. That's his name on Patreon. Inventar-A-A-N-Tap-Inventa-Inventa-A-A-N-Tapa-A-A-N-Ventar-A.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Inventa Tapa anna, the Viking. Inventapa. Inventapa anna the Viking. There's nothing hard about it. I regret to even say his name because this is so fucked. A few years ago, we were missing a fork on a camping trip. So I used two knives to like pick up my food. Baby chopsticks.
Starting point is 00:09:42 I think I invented chopsticks. Pretty proud of myself because I've seen a few of them around seems to have caught on. That's comedy from Inventar Parana. Now he says it was a few years ago. Charles, can you just Google when did chopsticks get invented? 1,200 B.C.E. 1,200 BCE.C.
Starting point is 00:10:03 E. B.C. E. I don't know what the E stands. Before C.C. Before Chopsticks. So he invented. Chopssticks were invented at zero because that's the turning. Then there was A.C. B.C. and A.C. Before common error is the BCE. Oh, before Taylor Swift's era's tour. Same as B.C. but for the non-religious folk. Oh. I'm not overly religious, but I'll cop a B.C. Do you know what BCE sounds like for me? Like bacon.
Starting point is 00:10:38 What was she saying? I'm not overly religious, but I'll cop a B.C. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think they like that. But bacon, cheese and egg or something. Like, it sounds like a sandwich you'd get from a servo. Although when I said I'd copy. a B.C., my brain went. Big Cuck. Yeah, okay, great. We're on the same page. Well, I was thinking that because I looked at you and I went,
Starting point is 00:10:55 I wouldn't mind cup and a big cock, Arthur. Where are we going to find one? Let's go to 800 BC. Oh, that's good stuff. Elizabeth Taylor, not the original. Invent Harper, Elizabeth Taylor. One Christmas, I had a full meltdown from the stress of getting the Christmas tree lights right.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Oh, understandable, 1,000%. Then in my mind... I think lights on Christmas. Christmas trees are just stupid, but I get it. In my mind, I invented Christmas tree lights that hung from a circle that you just kind of put on the top and then it just sort of falls down and arranges. Yeah, that is a good idea. Then I saw them in the bargain section of an Australia Post store.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Oh, that's humbling. Australia motherfucking post. The bargain bin at the Australia Post. The reject stuff from the Scholastic Book Fair that they fucking have. The sale of the Australia Post. The other day I was at the Australia Post and I sent Sophie a text message because they had a Furby there
Starting point is 00:11:58 in the bargain bin and I sent a picture to Sophie I was like, do you want this? This is why like, no, lose this number, slut. But they've just got the crookest stuff in there. So that's offensive to see your idea in the bottom of an Australia Post store. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:19 That's bad. Um, so do you, whose idea was more successful, the one that ended in the bargain section of the Australia Post store or the chopsticks, which I agree have caught on. They have caught on. I'm seeing them everywhere at the food court when you get you, when you get your, um, I think the lights, because that idea is a wonderful idea and it's not that common. So it's, I think it's believable that you haven't seen. seen it anywhere and you actually have created a new product. Yeah. If anyone else has any
Starting point is 00:12:55 great inventions, whether you own the IP or not. Yeah. Today's episode thread in our Facebook group or in the YouTube comments, I'd love to hear it. Can I say something I invent it? Please. I said, wouldn't it, this is when I was like, I think 17 or 18, I was like, do you know what would be great? Would be if you could get an Uber. that had a trailer for when you move house. Oh, it's just a removal. Like, it's just a removal. You're thinking of a van.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Your thing you're hiring a truck. Do you remember the small business I had in Mildura? So we had the same idea at the same time. Yeah, but I executed. And if you need a spare trailer in Mildura in 2012, call Gregi. I think Gregi still has the trailer. He fucking does. I still haven't seen a cent.
Starting point is 00:13:47 There's another scam I got caught up in. That's a real shame. Yeah. You big trailer. It's a big trailer. Gregi is big trailer. He lives in Ballarat now. I'm going to go over word with him.
Starting point is 00:13:57 I would. Yeah. We'll vlog about it. Not me. I'm on the way. I'm Charlotte from Liverpool. I'm Sarah from Billerica, Massachusetts. I'm Michaela from Melbourne, Australia.
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Starting point is 00:15:47 That's fine, totally fine A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpers, a few of our inventapers, hopefully. Simon Apps, good on you. Oh, he's designed a few apps. Carol Lou, good on you, Carol. AJ, Emma, Sydney Gallagher, great fucking name, by the way, movie star name. Dana Wright, Ali-Bally Boo. Don't know if that's your BCE name, but I love it.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Sam Sellers, love your. them, Katie Brown and Jordan Allcock, a bit like you, all cock. AC. Yeah. What? Aftercock. Aftercock. Oh, I'm always AC.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I'm perpetually AC. She's perpetually aftercock. So we were just talking about how we've both been a little bit in the wars. Ramosick, I had surgery. And I have created, and I think you're really going to like this. I'm feeling very proud of it. it's a game I've made a game
Starting point is 00:16:52 and it's called do you guys know about this I did practice this on Charles just before oh so do I get to play now this is the game you get to play oh and it's called did Tony say that
Starting point is 00:17:09 oh hang on before he must be up hang on Tony said what hospital edition Hang on so much has just happened I'm so over there Tony say that
Starting point is 00:17:28 Tony said what All right now for those listening along at home Tony is playing her own sound effects of her own voice off her phone Yeah it's very high tech stuff going on here So how do I play? Okay I'm glad you ask Come on down Ryan
Starting point is 00:17:47 And John. You, you, you, you, you. Okay. So I'm going to give you a scenario and then I'm going to give you two options and you're going to select which one you think is correct. Okay. Because we're playing a round of. Tony said, Tony said, what?
Starting point is 00:18:05 Okay. Question number one. The day before the surgery on my broken foot. Did I say, A. I'm in really good hands and I just don't feel nervous at all No, the other one The other one
Starting point is 00:18:25 Play the game The answer is the other one Or did I say B What did anyone say that they were worried I was going to tie Would you like your options again? No No
Starting point is 00:18:41 Can I give some background information Sure So Tony had a slight cold and when you have a cold you're not supposed to go under and we all went oh you'll be right and then Tony probably said
Starting point is 00:18:56 why didn't anyone say that they were worried I was good time and the answer is because we just knew how tough you were yeah no and that's fair you have gotten that correct I died and said that
Starting point is 00:19:12 and also we were right Tony said what I don't mean the right answer I mean we're right you didn't die I was fine yeah because we believe our only problem is we believe in you way more than you believe in yourself
Starting point is 00:19:32 so true Tony said what question number two before I went into surgery my heart rate was really high they were a bit worried. They said, is everything okay? Did I say A.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Sorry, let me take a deep breath. I'm just feeling a little bit nervous. Calmly. Or did I say B? Sorry, I'm so sorry. I think I'm just a little bit stressed because I couldn't shave my legs or my toes before this. Taney said, what? Okay, so we're choosing for Twitter.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Yeah. Would you like to hear options again? No, no, I think we're good, actually. I'm going to go option B. I'm really stressed because I haven't shaved. And what made it true is because you included toes. Tony said what? You got to, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:40 They were like, oh, is your heart rate normally high? And I was like, it actually isn't, I wear my Apple Watch a lot. And I know that my resting part rate's quite low. I was like, oh, I think, you know, when you're in the hospital, they're doing all your obes before the thing and you're not, like, you're actually just nervous. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I'm feeling really stressed because I haven't, I couldn't shave anything. Yeah, but is it also the shaving, but just like you're going for fucking surgery?
Starting point is 00:21:07 Yeah, but I said to them that it was about the hairy legs and toes. And they went, we already know, you haven't. we've already seen it. Because the thing is, and they're like, yeah. They're like, yeah, we've seen it. Do they have to shave your foot before they went in? I actually don't. I'm guessing that they might have run something over the side.
Starting point is 00:21:24 It was the side of my foot, those, not the like. Could you, when they're like doing it? You're kind of like, oh, could you just fucking. Which you mind tiding up the rest of it. Go up to the knee. Yeah. And not above because that's for sluts. That's what my mum told me in you, right?
Starting point is 00:21:38 So I only sluts shave above the knee. Is that why your whole family has hairy thigh? We've all got a hairy thigh. Just the fear of being slut-shamed. Oh yeah, because how could you imagine? Yeah, but it just means nothing. And I actually watched a TikTok the other day that said somewhat like people were like, my mum said the exact same thing to me.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I think that was in my family. Yeah. Because oh, you shave up, but you don't need to and it'll grow back thicker. Yeah, it's all those things that they say. All right. Question number three. When the doctor came to visit me after the surgery, did I say? Hello, Dr. Taylor.
Starting point is 00:22:13 you. Oh, option B. Oh, good a Pete. Tony said what. So is this after the surgery you kind of, you wake up, you come to and they come in and sort of... When you're in the recovery area.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Now, what makes this game more difficult to find out which is the truth and which is not the truth is its own audio and obviously that helps through a podcast because what would help me visually is whichever one you were shuckering in would probably be the one would like me to do a visual reenactment yeah hello dr taylor how are you okay option b give a pete although i also this is the if you said to me guess what i said yeah it'd be very close to be yeah but it'd be like, get a, Pete, how'd me foot go? All good, Doug?
Starting point is 00:23:13 Yeah, all good. How's me fucking foot? Because I know that when I've had surgeries, suddenly you think you're a medical expert that needs to, like, sign off. I need to just, like, double check everything's all clear. But you wake up and you go, how do they get it done? Yeah. They fix my shoulder.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Show me the paperwork. I just want to make sure. Like, it went well. Because, you know, there's always, oh, we couldn't quite get it back. Yeah. Nah. Hey, Dr. Pete, you got it done, bro? I trust you.
Starting point is 00:23:38 But like, did you do it good? So, Dr. Peter Taylor. I'd like to lock in B. Australia's leading orthopedic surgeon. And you're right. I did say, oh, good,
Starting point is 00:23:48 hey Pete. I think that's fine. Tony said, what? Did you say that in third person? You go, Tony says, Giday Pete.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Congratulations, you have gotten it correct. Did you do any, like, kind of small chat, try to be funny because you're on the loopy gas? Question four.
Starting point is 00:24:10 I thought we're only getting three questions. This is great. No, this is the fourth and final question. Okay, double points for the last round? Double points for the last one, if you managed to get it. Okay. And I'm on a hot streak. All right, you ready?
Starting point is 00:24:26 When I had just come out of surgery, so shortly after Pete had come round, yeah. A nurse said to me, we've had you in here before. I recognize you. Did I say, Hey
Starting point is 00:24:42 No, sorry I don't think so I haven't been here before No, Or did I say To the nurses Helping me in recovery After surgery
Starting point is 00:25:00 No, you probably Recognise me Because I'm really Really famous I have never been more I have never been more I'm first-hand embarrassed in my fucking life I'm first-hand embarrassed
Starting point is 00:25:24 fucking fill these nipples honestly and did she just go just went like laughed it off because obviously they just attributed that to me being A fuckhead But obviously
Starting point is 00:25:39 That's just her She's just a fuckhead But because they're like Well you're not Like you're not famous And Oh you're known for sitting on your couch Doing a podcast
Starting point is 00:25:48 How could we have not known But it was kind of They were like I bet you are You are Yeah And the guy next door Is playing in the AFL grand final
Starting point is 00:25:57 On the weekend too Isn't he little Timmy? Yeah Like But you know It was kind of that energy That they were just like I bet you need a bit more pain relief
Starting point is 00:26:05 You know A lot, yes. Would you like to lock in an answer? I will go, because I know how humble you are. Yeah. A. Oh, bam-bang. I should have recorded one that says,
Starting point is 00:26:20 Tony said not because that is the wrong answer. Thank you for playing. What did Tony say? Tony said what? Brilliant game. Thank you. The only thing missing was maybe Larry. Emder as the host.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Yeah, I know. I called him. He was not available. That is rough. That's a shame. That is huge. I love that game. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I love that the name of the game is also the correct answer sound effect. No, the name of the game is what did Tony say? Oh, but like the correct answer has a question mark. Oh, yeah. You only said what? So was it right? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Well, you could maybe save your critiques for off air. You know. I wouldn't want to tell a really, really famous podcast. I had to do her job, would I? Hey, I got you love to see it here. It is from Aaron Will Coxon. I bet she will. And now, growing up in my family, this is actually fantastic.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Growing up in my family, when someone says or does something really stupid, we always just go, you're so pretty. And it got to the point where, like, it went from family to, like, friends. Yep. And it moved on. And it's got to the point where, as an adult now, Aaron has. No, BFF say to each other so often, they've got printed matching t-shirts. I love that.
Starting point is 00:27:43 It's fun to watch the phrase grow with the family. I just got full-body goosebumps. That's so beautiful. That is beautiful and hilarious. And I love to see it. That is, I love that. Thank you for sharing that. Thanks for sharing, Erin Will Coxon.
Starting point is 00:28:00 I've got a, you love to see it here from Emily McGuire, sent this there on Patreon. And I think it is targeted at one of us And maybe we can all decide at who it's targeted at Okay Emily says Hi, I've got a you love to see it I was told about an app called National Public Toilet
Starting point is 00:28:17 It shows all of them on the app Based on where you are shows all around Australia I thought Ryan might find it helpful Which is very sweet Thinking about your pusswa at all times I think that is the same I'm Emily, who I have run with in Tasmania. Is that you did the park run with?
Starting point is 00:28:38 Yeah, and also a lot of directed advice about my running skills whilst running. So she's just always looking out for me, isn't she? Always looking out for you and always thinking about when you need to do well ways. Thanks, Emily. Thanks, Emily. Now, here's the thing I need to say about that app. First of all, that is actually an app I should have. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:57 But I actually think I am that app. You know already. Tell me a place. You are actually very good. Tell me a place in Melbourne and tell me you need to go to the bathroom. I'll find your place. I've got another. You love to see it, actually.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Ryan and I once were in the car, we'd been at like a meeting or something in the city, which is like not very common for us, but we'd Uber'd there or something. We were in the back of an Uber and Ryan said to the driver, mate, would you mind? I've got to go to the bathroom. The guy goes, oh, yep. Oh, and you can see immediately that. The driver goes, fuck, where am I going to, like, where can I stop? We were on punt road.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Ryan goes, if you turn left up here, go through two sets of lights. There's two hour parking on the left hand side and an all gender bathroom at the park. Now, I don't know if it's embarrassing or convenient, but, and it's, and the amount of times I've been in the car with Bridget, and she goes, how did you know that? And you go, because I've probably, you've lived it. I've probably had to stop near here before. And the Uber driver was so impressed. by that he also got out and went to the toilet yeah yeah he goes oh i might go as well they
Starting point is 00:30:11 left me in the car this is a great place to stop and i was in the car the car i'm like in the back seat the car's running ryan and the hooper driver are both in the bathroom sword fighting um it was amazing so it actually is an amazing talent of yours thank you um Charles name a place in Melbourne um my house okay so that winds are toilet toilet There, though. You have access to the toilet. There is the one in your house, which is just next to your spare room. You have been there, yep.
Starting point is 00:30:44 One of my favourites in that area is where the street goes down the hill towards the Yarra and then turns around, there's a football ground, there's the club rooms, but then behind those club rooms, great bathrooms. Because there's a hotel there, in that little nook there, in that corner. Different street. Yeah. Do you know the street? talking about though no but a hotels they're always good for a lobby toilet oh the confidence to go
Starting point is 00:31:12 into somewhere and like just go to the toilet that's so crazy to me well remember in toronto that i went into that fancy italian restaurant after we just add all that coffee oh my god yeah so we just had that was in vancouver oh yeah we just had all this crazy coffee and i ordered the fucking buttery as dairy as the cream hot chocolate or something yeah and then we're about eight minutes from home and I was like, I'm not going to fucking make it. So I went into the fanciest Italian restaurant. Yeah. And this is...
Starting point is 00:31:38 I don't even think they were, like, setting up for the day. Like, I don't think they were open. Yeah. And I think she saw it in my eyes. Well, we did in the car, because we obviously just, like, sat in the car and waited. And we had, like, the sunroof open. So it was actually beautiful. Beautiful day.
Starting point is 00:31:57 It was fine. But I was like, oh, I should have... Because we'd all been chatting and then you kind of went quite quiet. And I was like, I should have known you needed the, like, I felt like. Well, you don't, what are you going to do? No, but I just should have clocked it. And I'm sorry, I didn't. Because then when you were like, I'm going to the bathroom, I was like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Yeah. But then you come back a different man. I did. Yeah. Well, I was skipping and dancing down the street and I nearly accidentally closed line that cyclist because I was doing a bit of airplane gear. Because you're like, I'm, I'm. I'm back.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Clear and ready to go. Yeah. And let's not go back to that restaurant. Yeah. And you're like, I'm going to make it eight minutes home. and then I need to go again. Yeah, so let's use these eight minutes. And you can see that all in vlog one of Patreon from Vancouver.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Is that dance in the vlog? The dances in the vlog. Is Ryan hitting the cyclist in the vlog? Oh, I don't think so. We might have cut that out for legal purposes. When he rode past me, he actually went, he was good about it. He went, all clear for takeoff. Fuck, Canadians are so nice.
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