Toni and Ryan - H**d J*bs at the Cinema

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

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Yeah, that's Tony and Ryan podcast. That's what TARPA stands for. And Kelsey is in God's country, Perth, Western Australia. Hi Kelsey. Hi guys. Now I believe we've got some old beef or you've got something you'd like to mention to me. Old beef? Yeah, so back in the day I played volleyball in a Perth team that used to come over to Melbourne every year and I actually beat Eltham 3-0. Oh my god, would Ryan have been in the team?

What year was this? 2010. Oh, so he graduated uni then probably. Oh my god, would Ryan have been in the team? What year was this? Ah, 2010. Oh, nah. So he graduated uni then probably. Oh, I don't... Sorry. Sorry. Maybe it's because I'd left Eltham High that we didn't beat Kelsey's team. Hey, that's it. That's what we needed.

Were you at Rossmoin? No, Greenwood. Sorry, the other first school that no one really knows. The other volleyball school. Okay, well, just, you know, start the show on a really good note. They obviously hadn't strapped their wrists and that's why. Oh, I've had enough of that. Sorry. Yeah, I don't think there was any wrist strapping. Hang on, Kelsey, whose side are you on? What do you think when everyone talks about wrist strapping and Top Gun? Do you see that in cringe like I do? Um, I had my wrist strapped.

You did fucking not! You did not! Bit of it, we're hearing from here first that they did strap their wrists in Perth. That's why it's God's country. Kelsey, you are killing me. Kelsey, shit. Alright, well, I don't approve of this, but do you approve of our podcast? Uh, so fucking lose. Okay, here we go. Pick up the microphone and strap those wreaths, let's go. Hi, this is Kelsey from Perth and I approve this podcast. I've been accused of waking up and choosing violence today. You really have.

And I'm here to defend myself. First of all, I was accused of leaving a can- oh sorry, are we interrupting guys? Sorry. I was just actually doing my job. So we're just over here trying to fucking pay your interrupting guys? Sorry, I was just actually doing my job. Sorry, we're just over here trying to fucking pay your fucking rent. Oh, sorry. And as you can see, me choosing violence has had a-

He's rubbing, he rubs off on me. I'm like a beautiful, innocent sponge. I soak up your energy. And I'm being accused of bringing down the energy of the room. Now, yesterday we had lunch and I had one sip of a Diet Coke and I was being accused of potentially wasting the rest of that Diet Coke. Okay. So, with a half water bottle of Gatorade, I then filled up the rest of it with the Diet Coke

just to prove that I won't waste it. And it is disgusting. it and it is disgusting you're gonna get a sore tummy and I don't want to deal with that lemon lime Gatorade should team up with Coca-Cola do you remember when they did diet coke with lime like that was like that's it I'm drinking it right now yeah I haven't invented it you haven't invented it and also I think that like bars do that like they put a little lime wedge in there if you ask them nicely. Where do we stand with Gatorade hydrating you and Coke dehydrating you?

Is this just like a net neutral? Does Diet Coke or Coke or whatever dehydrate you? Oh, fuck, who's tricking who now? No, that's not, I'm not trying to ask a dumb question. Well, you are though. Oh, that's not very nice. I'm asking you a quick, this is a podcast and we're having a conversation.

Cathy, definitely a hundred thousand percent dehydrating. This is really, this might not be good for you, Tony, to learn. Yeah. I was gonna say, I don't know if we want to go down this path. Yeah. I drink like a thousand liters of water a day though. Yeah, so the offset,

Yeah. Coke doesn't help that. Yeah, I've just never thought about it. Like I just, I don't think I ever knew that. So caffeine like, and coffee and stuff, obviously, and tea and whatever. Some teas are different, but yeah, yep. I actually, what is it about it that does it? Unlike yourself, not a doctor.

Yeah, no, I really didn't know that. Oh my gosh. Do you think that's why my way smells like beef noodles? Again, not a doctor, but I would say you have to realize I'm getting on your level. I'm trying to have fun. Oh, it's working because now I'm fucking so revved up and fucked off. How? You said, oh, you're going to hate this.

And then I joined. I got something else to hate. I was listening to Bad Friends with Bobby and. Santino. They had Dan Soderon, who I love. And he said, fuck, this is the... There was a guy in his primary school that didn't have to call his parents for a sleepover.

What? Like he would just, like, do you want to sleep over? And he's like, yeah. And then like, oh, did you call your parents to check? No. What? Yeah. And I was heard that and I was like,

I hope Tony doesn't hear this episode. I know you started bad friends from the start, but when you get up to date, you are- In five years. Yeah. When I finally get up. You are gonna are- In five years, when I finally get done. You're not gonna hate that. Oh my God, I can't even imagine. But then when you're young, you're like,

do you need to call your mom? You know, like, oh, can I stay over at Rowan's? Yeah, okay. But I'd also like text my mom and be like, say no. And then I'd call and be like, hey, can I sleep over at such and such? And she'd be like, tone, like, no, we've got that thing to run up, like, sorry.

If it was like something I didn't want to do. You'd lie to your friends. Yeah. I do it all the time. I love coming to work. Nah, sorry, I'm lashing out because you've been nasty. Okay, how do we truce this? How do we get out of this mess?

I was in a really good mood and you've chosen- Oh, you were when I put that Diet Coke in that water. But you did that to piss me off. No I did it to stay neutrally hydrated. No, no. Tell the truth. You did that to piss me off. No the truth is, the actual truth, that didn't hurt, but the actual truth is I hate wasting food and drinks. Thanks. Oh, oh my God. Sophie, welcome back. Fuck, righto. Sorry, did we not just moments ago recount our cherry saga from Christmas?

We don't talk about the cherries before Christmas, Sophie. No, sorry. Yeah, but that fucked me off because we were wasting. I'm not saying I'm good at it. I'm just saying it annoys me. Like at the end of the night, I'll always like clean up dinner and like, oh, that's for lunch tomorrow.

Obviously I won't eat it the next day and I'll leave it in the fridge for a few weeks. But the thought of wasting food kills me. And the fact I was more annoyed at myself. Why don't you? I'm just listening to you. We listen. Oh, and we judge.

If I remember correctly, 45 seconds ago, We listen. Oh, and we judge. If I remember correctly, 45 seconds ago, me being like, oh, does that dehydrate you? And everyone went, oh, you fucking idiot. So, you know. Well, I suspect no one in the comments will have any shit with that. How do we get out of this? I just would like to say, I did not come in with this.

You've brought this to us so you I think you need to figure it out I don't like I actually don't think I can help you. Show me your wedding ring engagement ring. Missed a lot so. Yeah. It's beautiful. You okay? Yeah I think I'm good now I just needed to see a diamond. Well you've seen three. Yeah, I think I'm good now. I just needed to see a diamond. Well, you've seen three.

OK, question. Have I seen three or I seen a three carat one? No, there's three diamonds. Oh. OK, because yeah, I don't really understand carats. No, I know the more the better. No, no, no, but like that's one, two, three.

Oh. It's like three stones. Right, that are three carrot. Oh, we're not mentioning that. No, no, no, it's not. No, the fact that there's- See the coincidence that's fucked me up though. No, totally, but no, that's not important.

It's that there's one, two, three like things there. I know I again brought this on myself, but that's not important. It's that there's one, two, three, like things there. I know I again brought this on myself, but that hasn't helped. I actually can't win and I don't know what you want me to do. No, it's on me today. It's on me today. No, but you've brought it into here.

Yeah, and now I'm taking it out. Our podcast dojo. What'll bring us back? Do we, should we sit in the massage chair? Actually, fuck! This is what will bring us back today. Today is I want to come in Tony's box calls. This is my favourite episode of the year when no one becomes engaged. Yes. Sorry, I just had to do the maths for a second. Because I didn't want to be on your engagement Yeah. That was one of my favorite choice.

The time when we call people and they have to answer the phone saying, I want to come in Tony's box is the better. With enthusiasm. With enthusiasm. Yes. So we're doing that later on today. Yeah. But first, let's do normal honours

cause we're in good moods. Laura Miller. Actually, I won't do that one because that'll fuck me off. That one will fuck me off. That one, I do do that and I'm not proud of that. No, no, we'll start with Laura. Taking a blanket to a movie theater. Ever since movie theaters started switching to those comfy reclining seats, Laura says

it just feels right that if I'm gonna recline, I wanna just like pull up a little blanket over me. My husband said he won't sit with me cause I look like a fuckhead. What did Tarpas think? He's taking- I would break up with that asshole. What a horrible thing to say.

Yeah. I remember I did this on my, like we talked about this on the show before because I was like, I wanna take a blanket because it's so comfy in there. Or is it like you take a massive cardigan or something so it kind of doubles as like a cozy blanket? Is it because it's cold in the cinema or is it more just like the feeling of like... It's a good question. Because the cardigan feels like for warmth but it does, there's something about pulling the blanket over.

But if you have like a big cozy cardigan so that you wore on the way in and then when you got in there you took it off and then you curled up under that do you know what I mean like because I think it's there like the cuddliness of yeah being in there the only thing for me is that if I get too cuddly I should fall asleep yeah and so the danger I think of the blanket in the movie theater. And do you think that if movie theaters provided blankets, they would just be covered in cummies? I was just gonna say, if I see a blanket in the theater,

I'm thinking hand jobs. You're thinking hand job. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. See, the hand jobs have brought us back. Yeah, we're back, we're back. Love you. A mutual love of a wristy.

Yeah, oh, well I wouldn't give someone a wristy. Not this late in life, but you know. We respect it though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pre-virginity stuff. That's like I'm not ready to go all the way, I'll give you a wristy, but then as soon as you've had sex, it's like, well that's out, you know.

For me personally. Yeah, I disagree, but we have learned to agree to disagree on the topic of HJs. So true. Oh, hungry Jacks. No, very different. Can't get coupons from HJs. So true. Oh, Hungry Jax. No, very different. Can't get coupons from the one I was talking about. Oh, can you? No, probably not.

Check the PDF. Yes, we were in the car. Charles, me, Joe, Fast Hungry Jax and Charles Ghost. Charles Ghost, do you think they'll accept the coupon PDF? I said, we'll just go in there and ask if they have a printout. You guys would be able to print this out, wouldn't you? And then I'll use it straight back up. Give it straight back.

And then hand it back straight back over and go, I will have the Rodeo cheeseburger for $3.95. Thank you so much. I love that you just use one of the coupons and there's 24 on the page and then you can keep that. One per customer, isn't it? So you can't even enjoy all of them. One page?

What if they print it for you and then you just leave it there? Pass it to the next person. Everyone in line, you got everybody, snip one out. They'll only accept one. Some are better than others though, so that could start more fights. Yeah, imagine. I wanted the one for the, I wanted the one for the Biscoff coffee.

Okay. Imagine this. Yeah, I'm imagining. I'm gonna explain two things, and we're gonna decide what's more fucked. Okay. What's more fucked? What's more fucked?

More fucked? More fucked? Well, that's the new game we started on Instagram. What's more fucked? What's more fucked? More fucked? More fucked? Well that's the new game we started on Instagram. What's more fucked? Uh, option one. Yep. The commu- what we're assuming is the communal blanket at a movie theater. After a teenage movie marathon where all the young kids come down.

Movie marathon. Yeah, you can milk a guy dry in three films. Has he had a diet coke? Because did you know that caffeine actually really dehydrates you? Yeah I did. Isn't that crazy? Not really. I don't think everyone knows that. Oh do you want to go around the room? Did you guys know that? No, it's actually fine. I'm like, I just can't believe I didn't know that. I guess I did, but I also didn't want to hear it. Yeah.

And that's the secret third option, I guess. Did you know this? Yes, no, I didn't want to. And I actually would have- I'm not accepting that. I would have assumed, and obviously we can't all know everything, but I would have assumed that- And I know so have assumed, and obviously we can't all know everything, but I would have assumed that-

And I know so much other stuff. But I would have assumed when you said that you were maybe in the category of like, oh, it does make sense, but I've decided not to take that information on. No, I just never even- Charles, where do you land on that? Well, yeah.

And like, that's why when I'm drinking like so many, like if I have like multiple drinks a day, I'll then have heaps of water or like a little hydro. Maybe you're just so hydrated, it doesn't matter. I actually do drink a lot of water, but the thing that I thought made me, and this is now that I know that this sounds hell fucking stupid, so bear with me.

But the thing that I thought made me like, was like that I'm like addicted to the, like, two things can be true. The sugary taste. Do you know what I mean? So I never thought about it actually being that I'm dry and it's that I'm like,

I want more sugary taste. This is what addiction feels like. Well, yeah, cause I mean, the whole thing. Also the science is in, I can confirm that the combination of Gatorade and Diet Coke isn't a net neutral, It is drying me out. But you don't drink a lot of water.

No, but just like from having this, it's made me worse. I can feel that, and now I'm going to drink more because I'm thirsty and that's how they get you. I think as well though, like flat fizzy drinks, like does that to you as well. Like it's like if you, the next morning or whatever and you go for a mouth full of fucking, you know, whatever. It tastes like it sat on the coffee table overnight. Yeah, which it did. You know, it's accurate.

All right, so option one is the communal blankets. Cummy blanket, yeah. Just blankets at a movie theater. Probably cum though. Option two is the communal socks at a shoe store. Oh my shit. And again it's not is it fucked the question is what's more fucked? Surely the socks. Yeah. Because it's going directly on the skin or as a blanket from the movie theater

is kind of like going onto people's clothes not directly onto their body. But usually they've unzipped when they're jizzing, you know what I mean? Oh, so true. I always do. I pull down my elasticated pants. That's why you wear the special pants in the cinema. You're the blanket good, I won't put my tight jeans on.

Yeah. I think the socks is worse because, you know, they've never washed them. That's more fucked. Is that what you'd go with too? Yeah. The shoe, the socks? Yeah.

Man, I'll pop a blanket any day. We should wash the blankets here maybe. We should. Yeah. No, just like, I don't think we ever have. What are you doing? Not drinking diet coke, that's for sure. Oh, just like, you know, naps over a course of a year.

Yeah. Yeah. No, so true. I know we did wash them once. What happened for that to happen? Maybe it was after Tarpathon. Maybe. Which was a while ago.

I took all the towels home once. Yeah. Should we bring them back? Yeah. That's a nice touch. I took stuff home to clean them once and like we never saw them again. Is that where the details are? Oh, that's actually hilarious. I thought that we're just getting thrown out. I mean, might as well. So that's really good. Oh, Ryan said he'd take care of them. Well, I better buy some more now. Sorry, we'll never fucking throw them again.

Madison. Hi Madison. When typing an emoji without realizing it, I also make the face of the emoji. Ah, yeah, 100%. I unknowingly make this face. I must look crazy to anyone who sees me. Is this normal or nah? I think it's normal.

I don't know if you've seen this, Tony, or maybe you've seen it and not realized it, but on the front covers of our YouTube videos, there's us like during the show and there's a grab of us obviously smiling or laughing or whatever. Yeah, and same as Instagram, if you scroll down our feed, you'll just see like a random face that was plucked out of the story. Totally. Oh, plucked.

Yeah. So I like go through the videos and choose those. And as I'm going through, I didn't realize it, but I'm mim through the videos and choose those. Yeah. And as I'm going through, I didn't realize it, but I'm mimicking the face that I'm seeing. And Bridget saw me on the couch, like on the laptop, and I'm there like, you know, doing all these weird things. And she's like, what are you doing? And I was like, picking a thumbnail.

And she's like, show me that screen. Yeah, pass me my blanket. Hi, this is Kelsey from Perth and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Let's talk about cream. Oh, I love cream. Are we talking like ice cream or like moisturiser? Actually, as a sensitive skin girl, I can do both. I know you can do both.

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We really can't do it without you, so thank you so much. Thanks for getting around it. Now, last year, Tony's Box, the first annual. What's your great memory of last year? Annual? Well, I mean, we've done it once, we're doing it again. Sure. We'll decide uh Sunday morning if it is an annual. If we're doing it every year. Announcing Tony's Box the

finale. The very last one. What's your memory of last year? I know that this isn't the answer you're looking for but do you remember those little duck pancakes they had in the thing? Yeah. That was like the food was mean. Well, what's my favorite meat? To duck in. The duck and then pancakes. Yes, duck pancakes. I was like, and they, oh, it's so yummy. Yeah.

Yeah. So we had a corporate box at the football last year, Tony's box and we've decided to go again because we did have a really good fun day and it was my very first football game at the MCG, which was good. was good and then Ryan was like oh I'd love to see the hooks playing Tassie and I was like well we're going mate. Yeah let's do it. We're going to Tassie it's going to be sick we're in Tony's box. I feel like I'm talking weird because we've put the headphones on because we're about to make phone calls. Has that thrown me? Maybe. Maybe okay. rules are, we call you. You have to answer, I want to come into Tony's box.

With enthusiasm. We said we are not going to be mugged off again. Because last year there were a couple of people who were like, well, I did say the line so technically, but we will not take no enthusiasm. Yep. Okay. So, and if they don't answer like that, sorry, you're not. Sorry. And if they don't answer, you don sorry, you're not sorry. And if I don't answer you don't get another chance

That's just it. Yep Who are we calling first? Do you want me to just read what they've written on the form? Their name probably Rihanna in brackets not the singer. Sorry Tony brackets, not the singer. Sorry, Tony. I guess every time though. Okay. I was, I thought that was funny because like, obviously not, but now I'm glad she wrote it because

Hey, every time we see a Rihanna or an Adele. Yeah. Yeah. And she was right to write because we would have sat here not knowing what we're about to call. And being like, oh, you know that um, Tapa who's called Mariah C. And every time we go, ah! Yeah. So they're getting ahead of that. Yeah. Yeah. And sorry for we go, ah, yeah. So they're getting on ahead of that. Yeah. Yeah.

And sorry for having fun. Yeah. Brianna. Yeah. Sorry, mate. Um, let's give her a buzz. She's got two kids. The singer.

Oh, she might be busy. All has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is- See ya, bad luck, bad luck. Break it down now. Let's call Jess. Oh my God. Do you think that the tension, like it's getting like higher tension because you know what I mean?

Yeah, I'm tense. I am tense right now. I want to come in Tony's box. Yeah! Yeah! Jessica! You're coming to the footy! Yay! Oh my god!

Have we called you in a bathroom, Jess? Um, yes, I'm a cleaner. I have a business. Okay, well that adds up more than, you know. I didn't want to ask a new friend if you're wearing pants, so that's good to know. Yeah, that's second date material. So can you be at the footy in Tassie? Like, is that all good?

Of course, yes. Amazing. Oh my gosh. Perfect. All right, well, you and a friend will be joining us. All the food and drinks paid for, we'll message you later on with all of the details, but we'll see you real soon, alright? How exciting, thanks guys.

Fuck yeah! Love you, Jess! Love you guys, bye! What a legend, what a legend. So that's, we've got one of four. One in the box. Let's call Chelsea. I'm gonna come in Tony's box! Yeah!

Oh my god is this you? Yes! Yes it is! Oh my god really? We don't do pranks, we don't do pranks Chelsea. No pranks Chelsea you are coming in Tony's box. Oh my god sorry I can't really hear you oh my god really? Great!

Well we can definitely hear you Chelsea. We can hear you and it's amazing. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. No don't be sorry we can't fucking wait we'll see you in Tuzzy with the fucking footy. Fuck yeah. Oh my god thank you so much. Yay. Yeah.

No. All right, we'll message you later on with all the details, Chelsea. Thank you guys, thank you so much. Oh, love you, Chelsea. Bye. Love you, bye. Oh my God.

That was amazing. Yep. Can we just bring two more Chelsea's? Yeah. Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea. Chelsea, bring your family man. Let's call Mackenzie. Mackenzie. Big mucker. Big MK.

Come on Mackenzie. Buy her a drink first I reckon. Don't tell me what to do. You've reached Mackenzie. Aww. Shame. What the mack-heck? No, it doesn't work. Now you know my- I was about to say my weakness with pronunciations, but that's unfair to ask you to pigeonhole-

Just pick one. One thing specifically. S-I-A-H-N. Charm. Right. Because it looks like a neve, which is a... Which is why the S is a sh instead of a s. Is Shana a recent approver? Have we talked about this very recently? I think we... There's a few... It's quite a common name. Like Shana's like a name. Okay. Okay. Let's call Shana.

But also very Irish because even that last name is super Irish. That's what I mean. The H has thrown me and I'm like, oh, is it one of those weird ones? But it's actually not. But it- You know where I'm coming from? You know where I'm coming from? Kind of, yeah. But it's totally a name.

Cool, Sean. Okay. Let's go, let's go. I want to come in Tony's box. Yeah! Sean, you're coming in Chinese box. Yeah, Sean, you're coming to the footy. Oh my God, you're joking.

No, we don't do pranks. Do people listen to our podcast? No pranks, pranks, no. Yay, Sean. Sean, you are coming to the footy. Congratulations. Oh my God, that's amazing. So I just like, I was just at work at the moment.

And I just yelled, guys, I'm going to do something really weird. And then just ran off. They're probably not sure if you're going to come back. Yeah. Where, and maybe they're hoping she doesn't after that outburst. Where do you work again, Sian?

Well, you don't have to IA yourself, but like, is it an office or like? Yeah, I'm currently at like a community center. It's like government, how it works. Sian's like, I'm a gynaecologist. I've just left a patient. Spread eagle. And yelled out that line. Her name was Tony too, so it's super awkward. That's good for me, Sean. I'm glad you're coming. She walks back in the room. In my box. In my box, yeah. Your box, not the patient's. Well, Sean, we'll send you through.

Excuse me, I'll have to go. These are the lilies. We'll send you through all the details, but we'll see you in the footage, all right? Oh my God, that is so cool. I can't wait to be there. Awesome thanks Sian. Oh my god thank you bye. Bye. All right so one spot remaining or like one double pass remaining. Yes. Let's call Jackson now are we gonna talk about Jackson's phone number? There's quite a few numbers and the area code is not that of Australia. So we're just gonna roll dice, maybe.

We did say on the form, are you available to go to the football on this date? Yeah, and can you be in Tasmania? So. We gotta respect that. We don't discriminate, area codes. Let's call Jackson, although we would, Charles, call from your phone.

Yeah, Charles, do you have enough credit? My international minutes are low. Did your mum and dad buy you credit this week? Oh, it rang straight away. But it sounds like an overseas ring. Does it? Was that racist for me to say? The English ring. Hello? Oh, Jackson. Shame, big shame. Oh my God. It's Tony and Ryan from the podcast. I just, okay, I thought it was over. I thought the time difference would be over by now. I'm sorry. Time difference is never over.

Like, do you know what I mean? Like it's actually all the time. Jackson, thanks for being a tarfer and entering though. And just know that when you see people in Tony's box, you could have been one of them. That could have been you, yeah Thank you Thanks Jackson

Time zone chat though. I mean it's valid, isn't it? Yeah valid. Not valid what he said But what valid you know So we've still just got one double pass to give away. Yep. Let's call Anthony. Hello, Anthony speaking. Anthony! Anthony, it's Tony and Ryan. Ah, fuck, I forgot to answer. Oh, I'm so sad, Anthony. Unfortunately, you won't be coming in Tony's box.

Sorry. Sorry Anthony. That's all right another time. Another time. I mean the box is closing. Yeah. Yeah I'm engaged now. Yeah so yeah limited opportunities.

Congratulations Tony. Oh you've redeemed yourself Anthony. Can we bring him anyway? No no. Anthony thanks for being a tarpher though we love you. Love you Anthony. Love you guys have a lovely day. You, no. Anthony, thanks for being a tarpa though. We love you. Love you Anthony. You love you guys. Have a lovely day. You too. Bye. All right. Bad luck Anthony. Okay. Come on, Sarah. Let's do Sarah. Let's call Sarah. Hello, Anthony speaking. Oh, okay. Anthony, I'm so sorry. We've had some technical difficulties.

We've called you again. You still haven't won. Still haven't won again. Shame. Still love you though. Love you, Anthony. I mean, just love you. Don't blame Charles for that.

Can you imagine if that time Anthony answered with the right thing, then legally. We would have to, yeah. Oh good, Anthony. Sorry for bothering you, but you fucked up again. Well, you don't know Sarah. He lives with Sarah. They share a phone. I'll just get back to work. Yeah, you get back to work, Anthony. Yeah, busy day at Anthony's sorry for bothering you but you fucked up again. He was just Sarah, they share a phone.

I'll just get back to work. Yeah, you get back to work, Anthony. Yeah, busy day at Anthony's. Yeah, alright, bye mate. That is the funniest thing that ever happened. Alright, hey Charles. Yeah. So, the thing with calling Sarah,

I don't like to tell other people how to do their job. And you would never never I would never know how confident are you not that they're gonna necessarily answer one way or the other but how confident are you that when we next hear a phone ringing it will be Sarah's mobile cuz if we call Anthony a third time I swear to fucking go. If we call Anthony a third time he has to have the ticket. If he still doesn't answer the right way, no he deserves that. If we did prank, if we did prank, no, no. It's not a prank, it's a gift. It's a prank. Should we?

No, no. Okay. We're calling Sarah. Okay, Sarah. It's an equal opportunity game. Yeah, and he's boring. He already had two chances. And Charles, do you just want to say into the mic your confidence levels out of a hundred?

I would say like 60%. Okay, that's not that high to be honest. I'll take those ones. Hello, Anthony speaking. Oh, did she just hang up on us? I guess she doesn't have a voicemail or whatever. Holy fucking shit. It was the right number though guys. Great job.

Yeah, good job. Oh, shame Sarah. Next on the list is Jess, which number five? Number six it is. Lou, number six, Charles. I just, let's not play too fast to lose to these numbers. Can I just say that Jess has a phenomenal phone number? Yeah.

Wow, that's strong. You would never forget that. In fact, I'm gonna to remember that pass now. It's no 0408, but if you couldn't have the top brass, you would have that. That's close. Yeah. Here we go, Jess. Here we go, Jess. I want to come in Tony's box.

Yes. Oh, Tony's unsure. It wasn't that enthusiastic. Where are you at the moment, Jess? I'm at work and I'm just in a meeting with my boss and I just ran away. Okay, I'll pay that because of the circumstances. The risk versus reward. I think I heard the answer and the last few shuffles to get a little bit further away

from the manager before you said the line. Yes, yeah, oh my God, it's so quiet in my office. Jess? We're coming to the footy! Yay! You're coming in Tony's box. Congratulations. Hell yeah.

Thank you. Now just quickly, Jess, we're not, we haven't said your number on the podcast, but we have all commented on just how strong your night. It just feels, it feels like it's been to the gym. Yeah. Telstra offered to buy it back off me all the time. Oh, how much? Oh, like, you know buy it back off me all the time. How much?

Oh, like, you know, 10 bucks off my plan. No, you tell them. You speak to your manager, Tony and Ryan, nothing less than $300,000 for that number. Yeah, per month. In perpetuity. I'll go back. Obviously, I love phone number chat, but we've actually had a pretty rough time with these calls, Jess. I just really want to confirm that you can be

at the footy in Tassie at the game, because we've actually, we've had a bit of a rough one. Have you? Yeah, absolutely. Fuck yeah. Okay. Sorry, loved the phone number chat, but just needed some logistics in there as well.

Yeah, great, great, great. Hey, well Jess, we'll send you the email with all the details but we'll fucking see you there. Amazing, thank you so much. You're welcome. Get back to work, Jess. Yeah, tell your boss that we said hi. Yeah, better, because I just ran away

and didn't tell her why, so she's just sitting there. We'll definitely be free, because I think you guys get fired. Do you want us to explain to her now on the show? It's on Teams, so it might be a little bit difficult. Yeah, no, you know what? Send me a link. Send me a link.

That's actually a soft no from Jess and we need to accept that. I really respect that. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Thanks Jess, we'll see you soon. Thank you so much. Bye. Okay, bye. Well, there we have it.

I mean, a little bit of rocky terrain at some points, but we got to make lots of new friends. Lots of new friends. And I'm happy with our final choices. Me too. I'm a little bit sad for Anthony twice. Me too. But hey, yeah, that's how the world operates in the big city. Yeah.

Of lawn cestin. Yes, lawn cestin. Not lawn cestin, lawn cestin. And don't you dare say the wrong way, because I would. Lawn cestin. Nope. Like the grass. No, the opposite of that. You're the lawn queen would. Lawn cestin. Nope. Like the grass. No, the opposite

of that. You're the lawn queen. Dirt cestin. This is lawn cestin. Dirt cestin. Yeah, no, I'll pay that. Thank you. I've got a great, you'll love to see it, but I think it will bring us back and it kind of has the same energy as Jess's acceptance of coming in Tony's books just there. Joanne sent this in Patreon and said, I heard my approval today and it made my day. Not this episode, this is, do you know what I mean? Like cast your mind back to when Joanne approved. I was so excited to tell everybody at work until the first five minutes of the podcast

was all about sucking dick. But still totally honored to be the approval on a YouTube episode. So thank you so much Joanne for approving the pod for us. Sorry that you couldn't share that with your friends and family. Yeah, I did send an apology on behalf of the team. So I said, Joanne, I'm sorry about that, but all good. You're in something, Lucy.

My love to see it is from Emily Copeland. I don't know if this is made on the pod, but there's been a strangely a lot of, oh, there was a lot of 10 pin bowling chat recently. Yeah, well, because I talked about you can't take someone else's balls. What am I, what are you looking at there on my screen? A bowling ball. It's a beautiful marbled one. It's very interesting you mentioned that because you talked about the detail in the marble bowling ball. Yes.

Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi Emily. After a year of being unable to draw because of nerve illness, I won an art contest by drawing this picture. That is drawn with pencil. What? Yeah and as you said the detail. You can almost see the light shining from behind the cameras. Not almost, you can. Like it's like that is insane. What a perfect circle too. I'll tell you what got me. There was that TikTok trend where people would stand like in front of the white board or the black board and like.

See if they could draw a perfect, yeah. Watch and did. Yeah. Watch those all day. I love satisfying shit like that. Yeah. That's amazing. But Emily Copeland, so she had a year off

because she had like a, like her hand was not right. Oh wow. And now she's come back with a strike. But also very good bowling humor, niche, but very good. That is a, I actually can't believe that. Yeah, it's hard to fathom. I'll pop it in the episode thread today. And the little shadow at the bottom and everything.

But for me here, these are the lights that make it look like they've got lights for the photo that hasn't been taken. That's fucked me right up. Some people are so incredible. Even the little reflection on the top right. Yeah that's amazing. Fuck. Yeah. That's like how crazy is it that Monsters Inc isn't real life because it looks so detailed. Imagine if it was though. Do you know what I, like it's hell detailed, like Sully's like moves in the wind and shit. Pretty crazy.

So I smoked weed before. What would be, are we the podcast that asks what would be the worst and best movies to watch after you've smoked weed or is that not our area? Because something like that would mess you because you'd think about it a bit too much. Yeah. And then you've been on the couch for six weeks. Not a good movie to watch under any circumstances of any substance use. I actually don't even think I can say it. Labyrinth? I haven't seen that, but it's kind of fucky, isn't it? There's a week you won't get back.

No, mine's, what is the movie? Jared Leto. Oh, Wrecking Moon for a Dream. Oh! Yeah, I watch it so bad, still fucking. Don't watch it at all. Yeah. But, especially then.

Yeah. The one that gets me is not the most graphic. It's the lady watching the game show. Yeah, it's just so sad. It just breaks my fucking heart. Yeah, and she's taking the, yeah, anyway. Yeah, so great, great, great. Sorry, but what's a great movie to watch though?

Monsters Inc? Monsters Inc, yeah. Cause the beginning, do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do do, the jazz at the beginning, ba ba ba ba ba. It's really good. Like I said, I smoked weed just before this.

I'm much more on the zinc. We're back tomorrow. YouTube video episode. YouTube video episode. Yep. And we'll see you boxes in the box. See you cunts in the box. Don't beep that. Don't beep it. Love you. Bye.

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