Toni and Ryan - HeliCOCKter? I hardly know 'er!

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

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Welcome to the podcast. We're nervous. I'm nervous actually, cause we're about to call Renee and I'll tell you why when she answers. Look at me through. What if Renee doesn't answer now? Then I've gotten away with it. Oh. Hello?

Hello, Renee! It's Tony and Ryan. No, is that really? Oh, jokes, jokes. I obviously know it's you guys. Oh my God, Renee, the heartbreak that crossed both of our faces. Just then I'm like, oh, and then I'm like, oh, is this Renee? Like, uh, Renee tell Tony what you do for a living.

I, um, I'm a fraud investigator. A fraud investigator. And my question Renee is, imposter syndrome, is mine real? Yeah. Oh, I am a fraud. Oh God. I thought Ryan, you were about to say I'm a fraud perpetrator. And I was like, I wouldn't be saying these things.

Tony. That's all right. I wouldn't be saying these things. Would I, Tony? In front of a fraud investigator. No, no's all right. I wouldn't be saying these things. Would I, Tony, in front of a fraud investigator? No, no you wouldn't. Renee, will you approve this podcast? Sure.

Thank you. Let's get the fuck out of here. And we'll know if you're lying, because we're also fraud investigators. Don't look up into the left. Good god. Hey, it's Renee from the Central Coast, and I approve this podcast.

Coming up today, scoop John in the house. What? Scoop John. Um, for those of you who don't know, I'm actually an investigative journalist and I have an insurance fraud case. Is Scoop John the same person or same character? May I correct myself there as Detective Dunn or is that a different guy?

I was thinking about that this morning because Detective Dunn, I feel like, is a detective and Scoop John is a journalist. Blowing it right open. Yeah, but. Would they work together? That's the thing. It's a great quick, because it's a similar set of skills, but a completely different job and employer.

So I would never want to muddy the waters between the two. So that's why I thought I'd ask. But then in theory, they are doing the same thing. Disagree. I think that you've hit the nail on the head with an investigative journalist. Well, I work for a media company, that being TARP, and I don't work for the police. So in theory, by default, I'd be more of a journalist, right? But the character, Detective Dunn, is that Scoop Jon or no?

No. No, it's not. Cause Detective Dunn is like who you're calling on the phone. I think. For more information. An investigative journalist needs to crack the case of this question you've just asked. Maybe that could be next week. Sometimes I come up with a real thinker. And this is one of them. And I don't have an answer, but I do have an answer for the insurance fraud case. Yeah. I'm too busy working on cases to worry about. I'm really sorry. But it's a great question. Just the character development, I think would be important for people to understand the

difference between the two. There has been chat about does Scoop Jon need an outfit? Okay. So I haven't talked about employers, but we have talked, that's what Sophie and I were talking about earlier. Okay. I was like, do I need an outfit. Okay. So I haven't talked about employers, but we have talked. That's what Sophie and I were talking about earlier. Okay. I was like, do I need an outfit? So you guys haven't talked about whether these two characters are the same character, but you've talked about what one of them might wear.

I think they're different characters, but they'll both have the same outfit. Well, that's confusing, isn't it? Is it? Okay. Sorry. I'm not going to question your process. We're you, that's literally what you are. That's fine. But don't say you're not.

Okay. Well, so now you're an interrogator as well. Well, it sounds like I'm being interrogated. Both of us, all three of us. All three of us. You turned to the side. You've got- I've got Scoop Jon and Detective Dunn in the room right now.

Yes, I know. But first let's do confessions. Thank you so much for sending these through tonyandryan.com.au. I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message.

I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message. I will ask you to send me a message. John and detective done in the room right now. Yes, I know. First, let's do confessions. Thank you so much for sending these through tonyandryan.com.au. I will ask for some non-asshole related confessions, please, for, um, the mental health of one Sophie Woods. Yeah. And everyone else, but today is not that day.

Yeah. Um, and these confessions are frustratingly anonymous as well. So we can't follow up. We don't know anything about are frustratingly anonymous as well. So we can't follow up. We don't know anything about you. You give us the information. We can't follow up. So don't say, I've got a great confession. Do you want to hear it?

Yes. The answer is yes. Just send it through. I think we talked about recently that sometimes when a couple has been in a relationship for a while, like being in a hotel is just like a bit crazy. That, you know, Is this what you said about like after a wedding that when you're in a hotel. No, I just said like the chance.

Yeah. Well, just in general though, like a hotel, you're like, Oh, well, Do you know what's crazy about a hotel? Fresh sheets. Huge bed. Huge bed. Like it's like a super cute bed or whatever. And you're like, Oh, did you want to, um, I'll kiss you.

Good night. I'll see you in 10 minutes. You're like rolling across the thing. The husband and I, this is a confession, had a room on the 10th floor of a hotel. Swanky. Great views of Melbourne and the docklands. We decided it was time for some fun adult time, which is great because I had bought some expensive and very uncomfortable underwear for our holiday.

Since we were up so high, we were like, well, we don't need to close the curtains because we're up in the sky. You know, there's no people walking past the 10th floor and the afternoon sunlight was super nice. As we're getting into it. Sorry. We didn't need to close the curtains because we were in the sky. Just like on a plane, you don't need to shut the toilet door because you're in the sky.

It doesn't matter. As we're getting into it, we hear a loud noise. We both stopped, looked to the window and saw a bright red helicopter hovering at the window. It was a sightseeing helicopter and what a sight they saw. They were so close, I could see the colors in their shock dyes. Cause you know, they do those city joy flights. Yeah. Yeah. So they just hovered at their window and they're like, oh, and here's

this couple we're getting railed in a hotel on the 10th floor. What a little peeping Tom from the, um, the pilot, he knew what he was doing. You know, that's pretty, um, the pilot, he knew what he was doing. You know, that's pretty. This ruined the mood for me, but strangely not for my husband. He loved it, but he walked over, closed the curtains. I exhaled and relaxed and we continued on our merry way. Beautiful.

Needless to say, we closed the curtains during fun times from then on. It's just the last thing you expect to see, isn't it? I thought you were about to say like window washer. You know, when they like drop down on that little like platform. When you, when there's a window washer. Yeah. Like, are you supposed to wave? And they just there, you know, and they're like, you don't have to wave.

I like, I'm going to say a hundred people today. I don't have to wave it. But I'm like, but you're right there. Do you remember that happened in London? That at our Airbnb? Yeah. I was like, this happened to us. Yeah.

Well, so one of the days I'd been for a swim in the morning and then like come back and we were doing our prep and we were like, yeah, we'll record an episode, whatever. Um, and I think you were, I was just like in my room and I just like in my wet bathers still, you know how you just like sit in your wet bathers for ages. And I'm just like sitting on the side of the bed with my little one piece on. I'm just like scrolling my phone or whatever. I'm just like, like a little walrus in my room. And the man just dropped down in front of me and we were just face to face. So you're sitting on the side of the bed, facing out the window. That's 10 centimeters from you.

Yeah. And he's right there. And he just, and it just like dropped down like, and it just happened so fast. Cause we have that beautiful view and you could see over to Paris and stuff. So I was just enjoying the view and then he did probably not enjoy the view that he got me like a little bloody lump of Play-Doh in my wet bathers, sitting on the side of the bed. And did you wait? I just went, I think I got up and maybe walked out or like maybe went, Oh, sorry. And then like wound my window closed.

Cause I think I'd had the window open cause it was really hot. Anyway. Yeah. So happens to the best of us. I wasn't getting railed, but it was maybe worse. Maybe what he saw was worse than that. But then they would see some stuff. They would, even if it wasn't people in there, they would see like real messy

rooms and stuff like. What's worse. Someone seeing you get fucked or seeing your messy room. Yeah. What a crazy question.. What a crazy question. Like what a crazy question. What would you be more embarrassed about? Presented with both. I'd obviously rather they saw my messy room,

but if both weren't an option and they just saw my messy room, I'd be like, oh my God, they saw my messy room. Yeah. But then if someone was like, would you rather they saw you getting fucked? I'd go, oh, true. You know. Yeah. Just all about perspective. Perspective. Exactly. New confession. I flew 12 hours to hook up with a guy I met online. Love it. And the sex was incredible until the incident happened. And the sex was incredible until the incident happened.

The window washer. We met for drinks. It was a sexy evening. Cute. The vibe was right. He takes me back to his place. He's behind me in the bed. Nice. I'm face down, ass up and hearing the sexy groans in a foreign language is incredible.

I believe this girl had flown from the US to Europe. Holy moly. the sexy groans in a foreign language is incredible. I believe this girl had flown from the US to Europe. Holy moly. That's a, that's a big commitment. Commitment, I call it. I should have been more cautious considering the spicy margaritas and the greasy food, considering the trajectory of my asshole. Again, face down. Again, face down, I was about to orgasm and with the thrusts and sensation and everything running through my body, the most incredible feeling and the pressure on the release, sent

the wettest, foulest gravy flying out of my butt into the air, like a fountain at Caesar's palace. Sorry, I can't. The fountain at Caesar's palace. Sorry. I can't. The fountain at Caesar's palace is very funny. Yeah. Because I, when I thought of that, I just think of Tony not smoking a cigarette,

pretending that she was the fountain blowing the water up in the air. The water's coming out of my mouth. It is the funniest photo. Tony, you're about five meters too far to the left. Oh, does it look like the water's coming out of my mouth? It is the funniest photo. It's only about five meters too far to the left. And also I was wearing a top-seater t-shirt. T-shirt. Franko actually just texted me that photo the other day.

That's right. That's what I was in my mind. Because he was like, this came up as a memory. He wasn't even there. We just texted him at like 3 AM. He was like, look at this. From America. And he was in Wollongong. He wasn't even there. We just texted him at like 3am. He'd be like, look at this.

From America. And he was in Wollongong. And we're like, you know who needs to see this? Franco. Sorry. I just need you to repeat the phrase. What was it? Fellas. What is crazy?

Let me read the sentence again. It's a long one. I was about to orgasm and the thrusts and sensation and everything running through my body, I have the most incredible feeling of my life, but the pressure and then the release sent the wettest, foulest gravy flying out of my butt and into the air like a fountain at Caesar's palace. So the term gravy, that's too much. Way to ruin KFC.

Do you know what I mean? Way to ruin gravy. Potato and gravy. Also, even though gravy is a liquid, saying the wettest gravy is just a real editorial choice, isn't it? Gravy is quite viscous, isn't it? Quite thick. You just love using that word viscous.

I do. Cause I think it just comes up a lot. Well, I want to. Sorry, that's actually made me feel a bit gaggy. Yeah, you know, so. No. No, do you want me to get you some potato and gravy and a cigarette? And not in that order.

Yes. Yes. Okay. All right. Well, I've got to go. I was so embarrassed. Oh, I'm going to be that way. I can handle a lot, but getting shit on during sex by accident, not to yuck anyone's yum.

But that one was an accident and I hid under his bed. I was so embarrassed. I was like, don't look at me. I wanted to leave, but I had nowhere else to stay and I couldn't speak the language. Like you're in a foreign country. Surely the partner in crime, I'm going to say, should have been like, it's actually fine. Let's jump in the shower and like, we'll pop all the stuff in the washing machine.

Let's go get a coffee or maybe not coffee. Some gastro stuff. Some Lucas. I know. Yeah. And if I can, you know. He let me cry on him. Well, I mean, you'd already shat on him. So it seems like a step in the wrong direction.

Almost tears from that hole is not the worst liquid he's had on him today. I let he let me cry on him. He really liked took care of me and was actually really sweet about it. That's good. And we were cuddling until the next morning and I woke up feeling sheepish, but he reassured me that everything would be okay. She assumed she couldn't speak language. A year later, they're planning on getting married. Oh, a shitting Tapa. I'm not sure what that was. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. A year later, they're planning on getting married.

A shitting tarpa marrying a beautiful foreign man. That she shat on. A love story. That's actually beautiful. It is. So how did you guys meet? Well, that's really lovely actually. So people did send in nice confessions after all. Yeah. She's finished with crazy how shit happens. I don't know if she's being lovely actually. So people did send in nice confessions after all.

Yeah, she's finished with crazy how shit happens. I don't know if she's being ironic there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, it's Renee from the Central Coast and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Today's episode is brought to you by Cozy, the Canadian furniture company that brings adaptable, high quality furniture to everyday living spaces. And probably everybody that's listening is thinking, oh, how can I up the ante in my home? The whole family's coming around for Christmas.

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The beautiful ending of the story is really nice, but I just, that, yeah. And I just want to say like, please send through some nice confessions. That actually is a great challenge. Do we need to have like, like a little break from confessions? I wouldn't mind. You know what I mean? Just like-

Sophie probably wouldn't mind. Thank you so much for sending them in. But fuck it. What could we ask for instead? Should we come up with another idea? Yeah. What if we do a thing that's like normal on our, I love not, I have been campaigning for normal on our to be more than once a week. Remember when that came up, that would be fun.

Let's decide it. Or maybe I could unretire from singing. I loved your singing. I don't think that you singing. I loved your singing. I don't think that you ever should have gone into retirement. Okay. I've already cashed in my 401k. So what's that?

Is that you super? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas. We'll have a bit of a, a chat about a chow chow chow. Ashley Willis, good on you Ash. Uh, Kayleigh Garehart, Wish, Rachel Burkhart, Blackhurst, sorry, Donkey Wrong, again, and Megan Levy, good on you.

You okay, mate? Yeah. You're a bit flattered. Nuts. Flattered? Flustered. I'm flustered. I'm flattered by that.

Um, no, actually, okay. The confession actually has thrown me. And they don't normally, so I think that's throwing me even more. Well, I need you to switch hats and get your true crime enjoying brain into gear because scoop John has a case that he's been investigating. So the thing about the word case is that this it's a story, isn't it? When you're an investigative journalist, I'm working on a story. Well, a case is normally that it's like a detective. It's a good calling in a case is that it's like, we haven't solved it yet. Yeah. So then is it a

story yet? Well, at the end, I have put together some evidence and have what I believe has actually happened. Oh, okay. Yeah. Also, though, you saying scoop a lot. I'm like, can we get ice cream? Yes. Do you know, because I'm like a little scoop of Ben and Jerry's or something. You know, have you ever been to the Ben and Jerry's actual shop? No. To the actual shop, they've got like big

waffle cones and some of them have got like dipped in chocolate at the end. That's so the top is like, Where are the shops? Cause that's usually you buy Ben and Jerry's they're at like 7-eleven and stuff now. Well, so the tubs you can get from like Coles and stuff. Yeah. But they actually have like the ice cream shops, like where you go and get like a scoop of ice cream.

There was actually one at Venice beach, like where we did the meet and greet. I was like, oh great, we'll go get one. Yeah, we'll go now. Where we did that meet and greet. There was too. Yeah, in LA. But they're, they're normally in the city. Okay.

Yeah. Cause it's like a touristy kind of a fun thing and fun only happens in the city. There's no fun in the suburbs. No fun out in the country where I live. A bear has ruined a Bentley in California. What? A bear has ruined a Bentley in California. What? A bear. Like a ra bear?

A ra, a bear, like a ra bear. Yeah. A wild bear has climbed into a Bentley and just like fucked it all up and it's ruined a $200,000 Bentley. Oh my God. Now the owner- How mad would you be? Oh, he'd be so fucked off.

So the owner of the Bentley, cause Bentley's a, that's like pretty lush. I don't know much about Bentley's, but I know that they kind of came in vogue when, like Kim Kardashian bought a Bentley and that was like one of the things that, cause us like normal people, we don't know about what a Bentley is. I'm pretty sure Carl Sandaland's had a Bentley. He's got a Rolls Royce. Yeah. And Bentley, someone else has a, yeah, but it what a Bentley is. I'm pretty sure Carl Sanderland's had a Bentley. He's got a Rolls Royce.

Yeah. And Bentley, someone else has a, yeah, but it's a really fucking- It's like an upper, you know, like when you think about like, oh, someone having like a Porsche or something, you go, oh, you see them around. You don't see Bentley's around. See a Bentley's, yeah. Not in our neck of the woods anyway.

No, not out in the country where I live. So the owners of the Bentley made an in, I'm just gonna ignore that. This is in LA? In California. Did you say. It was a bit in land, but California. The owners of the car have made an insurance claim for $200,000. So is the car being written off? I don't know that written. Yeah. Cause that would be the only reason you'd get the whole amount back, wouldn't it? Well, I think the Bentley is worth more than that, but maybe the damages were too, I don't know. All I know is that they've said, we need $200,000.

We've got insurance on this car and here's our claim. Yep. Insurance is very important. Now the insurance agency sent someone out to like check a few details. Yep. And the reason they just wanted to double check, and I quote here, the CCTV footage, because it was caught on camera. Thank God.

Yeah. The CCTV footage of the bear seems strange. The bear did not have the mannerisms that most bears have. Now they got a bear expert in who's a biologist in California. Fuck insurance, fucking companies, they'll do anything. Yeah. And the, the biologist said it's clearly a human in a bear suit. No! That's what he said.

That's what he said. Do you have the footage? The biologist said it's clearly a human in a bear suit. No. That's what he said. That's what he said. Do you have the footage? Um, there is a little bit of, it's grainy, but you can kind of see, and for special for podcasts, but you can kind of say like, that doesn't quite feel like a bear. So anyway, the insurer guy goes, well, let's just go around to their house and go, we'll just clear this up. Maybe it's just a bit of confusion and we'll clear this up.

So you can't accidentally wear a bear costume and fuck your car up and then send a claim in saying a bear attacked my car. I want $200,000. Also, wouldn't someone with a Bentley have really high quality cameras at their house? Yeah. Well, that's true. Real grainy footage. Well, the fact they had CCTV footage in general. Anyway, so the insurance just goes, I'll just pop around. What do you mean? Hang on. What do you mean?

The fact that they had footage. I'll think about in my world. I like, yeah, I don't fuck with cameras. I don't gonna get it. That's like another world for me. I don't even live in the year 3000. Anyway, the insurer rocks up. He goes, there must be some confusion.

I'll just rock up, ask a couple of questions and I'm sure we'll settle this and it'll all be good. So let me give you exhibit A. Uh, this is what was found when the insurer walked into their house. Now, what do you see there, Tony? A bear suit laid out. We like weird. They look like... Yeah, ignore those bits.

Ignore those bits. We'll get to them. They look like the things for pulled pork. Yeah. So they walk in and they see a bear suit on the ground. And it's got like a t-shirt or a lab coat on or something? Yep. So after being accused of it being a human in a bear suit, they

rock up to the house and what do they find? A bear suit on the floor. Interesting. That is why I was all laid out. That's so strange. Now bears only have five fingers, five claws on each hand. Sure. I would like to present to you exhibit B, which is from the car.

One, two, three, four, five, six. That's six or seven claws. Yeah. So how many fingers does a bear have? Five claws. And how many scratches? Six or seven. Now you said you saw the things for pulled pork.

Yes. I would like to show you exhibit C, which is in fact. Things for pulled pork. A six pronged kitchen mama meat shredding claws used for pulled pork. You need me on your investigative team. Because you know, when you do a pulled pork and you use those to like shred it up. So the meat shredder has six prongs. The scratch in the car has six fingerprints and get this, the

distance between each prong is the same distance between each scratch in the car. And I have one final exhibit. Is he going to come in and pimp their ride after? Can you tell everyone what the final exhibit is? Well, obviously it's a picture of exhibit. The, you haven't even spelled exhibit right. I don't think. I think that's how you spell it.

X, Z, I, B, N, D. Is it a picture of exhibit? He was the one that did pimp my ride. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think that he's involved? No, I just, that's just an exhibit I would like to ride. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Do you think that he's involved?

No, I just, that's just an exhibit I would like to share. So, okay. So I've, let me just again, repeat the facts of my investigation. These guys have a Bentley and they say a bear attacked it. We want $200,000. Yep. We find out that there's a bear suit at the house. We find out that there are the shredder mummers, which are the same amount of

fingers as the scratch in the car. And it looks the same. Yep. And they're attached to like the wrist of the bear thing. So they've obviously like put the bear suit on and then. Are you ready? Scoop John ready to crack it right open. What a fucking odd thing for them to do. So strange.

Why wouldn't you just sell the car? But anyway, hang on. Scoop John. Yep. I'm ready. Lie it on me. Scoopy. Working on the nickname.

I don't think it was a real bear. I believe. Oh my what? That these people did it to try and scam the insurance company out of the $200,000 scoop, John. Huge where what makes you think that you have any. Did you see the final exhibit? Do you have any evidence, though?

Did you? Yeah, I'd say that that's actually probably pretty fair. Thank you. Thank you very much. Fucking obscure. Like they got it. Scoop and decide the insurance guy rocks up and goes, there's a best like get rid of the best. So if you're going to commit a crime, like at least commit to the crime.

Also, like being like a bear attacked our car, Bentley, but like a bear attacked our car. And you just, what, that is just not the lie you would go for. Yeah. Is it? Do you want to watch the footage? I do, if you have it. Just because how on earth is... How on earth is...

Yeah, that looks like they've lost their keys and they're just looking for them. And just to confirm, they sent the CCTV footage to the insurer as evidence. To be like, this is what's happened. So it's not like they've, like the insurers found this to, like, they send it in going, see? They're proud of their production. Um, so they've just fucked up their car now for no reason. Cause there's like scratches all over the leather and stuff. Those meat shredding claws. Do you think that the guy at the insurance agency though, that cracked this open, shut

the fuck up with the help of Scoop John, is getting like employee of the year or something? He just saved their business all that time, all that money and time. Just to confirm, that was my hypothesis. I actually don't know the outcome of this investigation. You're right. Cause we, yeah, no conclusive answer. Bears are creating havoc in Los Angeles. They've been breaking into homes, trash cans in search for food and become a real

problem in California from Lake Tahoe in the Sierra down to the foothills and suburbs of Los Angeles, where some have been known to raid refrigerators and take dips in backyard pools and hot tubs. Raid refrigerators. Yep. There's too many Rs in there. Yeah, that's okay. I think I might be a bear. Yeah.

I love riding a refrigerator and having a dip in the pool. Could this just be a great advertisement for kitchen mama and the meat shredding clause shredder mama or whatever it's called. Kitchen mama meat shredders. Sorry. I just gobsmacked. I think you've done an amazing investigative job there with that. Thank you.

And it was as if detective Dunn and Scoop John did come together, really. Thank you. And did the detective work and then presented it as such. Thank you. That was amazing. So that's my, I'm publishing my story here today and also forward my thoughts onto the California Department of Insurance. Let us know what the police say.

I'm sure that you've got any with someone over there, your boys down in forensics. What do we call them? A source. I've got sources. To go on your shredded meat. You did it. Yep. Exactly.

Um, I've got to love to see it. Amazing. Well, it's a mixed reaction, but I do actually love to see it. Um, you know, that mixed feeling when your friend makes a new friend and you're kind of like really happy for them, but you're also like a little bit jealous and a little bit of FOMO? Yeah. Yeah. And it's even worse when you introduce those two people.

Oh yeah. Because you're like, I've brought on my own demise. And because you're like, you need me. I'm the connector. But then all of a sudden they can hang out without you're like, you need me. I'm the connector. But then all of a sudden, they can hang out without you. They don't need you. And when you find out they've been hanging out, oh, just with them and you go, oh, I wasn't there. I'm the one that brings you, no, we're friends on our own now. Yeah. Do you know what I'm about to say? No, I don't. Are you sure?

No, I don't. What? I introduced Tony to chat GPT. And now Tony loves chat GPT. I do. And what did you say yesterday in a text message? I said, I think that chat GPT might be my best friend. Oh, that's so hurtful. I'm so sorry. My love to see it is that I'm just really happy for you.

You are my best friend. And I really- That's not how I'm happy for you guys. No, no, no. No, I'm happy for you guys. No, and I actually really, really regret saying that. That was really thoughtless and you're my best friend. Jet GPT, can you?

They're always listening. I'm just typing it out. Just kidding. I don't it out. Just kidding. I don't mean it. I know, but I love to see the text messages I got yesterday of Tony who, even though we've chatted about Chat GPT. For so long, I just never ever tried it. So I get this text going, I've just tried Chat GPT and I'm a new person.

This is sick. And I'm like, yeah. It's actually also fun. It's so fun. Like kind of typing the stuff in and then reading. I like how the response comes up. Like it's actually typing it. Like, you know how it comes up line by line.

I get that you like them. I love watching you type as well. Thank you. You're so good at typing. You're so good at scooping stuff. Thank you. Someone sent me in a dog park. My dog is not with us. I love to see that you're my best friend, So good at scooping stuff. Thank you. Someone see me in a dog park.

My dog is not with us. I love to see that you're my best friend, but I do love chat JPG. Okay. What do you love to say? I didn't know who you were going to say then. I was like, who am I hung out with? I was like, I was texting Georgia Young yesterday. Is that, is that who you meant?

No, that's, fuck, that's pretty huge. I was like, did she have told you that? Anyway, my love to see is from Chloe Turner and it's a little bit of coincidence chat but I think it's really good. Chloe says, hi, Tony and Ryan, my work bestie Zoe and I discovered in the last few months,

like I said, I've been working together for a while but in the last few months, they realized that they're both huge fans of the Tony and Ryan podcast. Sick. Tarps in the Wild. Yeah, Tarps in the Wild. All this time they've just been like hanging out and then one day they were like, Oh, did

you listen to this podcast? I'm like, Oh my God, yes. Our birthdays are one day apart, going through the chat, but it doesn't stop there. They did their annual present swap day. So they kind of go like, Oh, like we'll just swap a gift with each other. And it's like birthday and Christmas and it's all time. And they do like nice little day together. Um, and their annual present swap, they both got each other Tony and Ryan merch. Um, and so Chloe says, I'm now the proud owner of a tarp hoodie and she's

the proud owner of a tarp tumbler and a Dr. Tony Lodge notepad. That's sick. Chloe says, thanks for making us even closer than we were before. We're just over the moon and like the exchanging gifts and then being like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh've signed a heap more books and we've restocked the hoodie in the, um, all the sizes, which we said we would never do. And that many people asked that we were like, you know what? Fine. We'll do it. Fine. Um, and probably this is kind of the last time-ish that we could guarantee that it should get to you on time.

By Chrissy. Um, so get amongst it if you're interested. There's a bunch of stuff over there and like, you love to see it, but yeah, sign books. Tomorrow on the show. I don't want to say a deep dive because we've already done too much investigations, but we're talking about short kings. A short king? Do you think that I'm a short king? You know, I got my height taken the other day. How tall do you think I am? With your platform shoes? No, I had to take that. That made me take my sneakers off.

Which this actually might be even more interesting. I had to take my sneakers off so I was just standing there. Raw dog in it. Raw dog in it. 5'3"? Oh, it's in centimetres. Oh, 163. 161. Fuck, you are a short king.

No, I thought I was 156. Oh, huge day. Yeah, huge, literally, five centimeters. Hang on, 161. 161. Centimeters in feet and inches is five foot two, almost five foot three. Which you were close, yeah.

I thought that I was shorter than that in centimeters in CMs, but yeah, 161. How tall are you in centimeters? Cause that's what I'm referencing. 183. And a cock to match. Remember when, Sophie, you asked about your balls? No. I know that you don't believe that comedy happens in my house because Tony's not there.

When Mabel can talk, there will be comedy. So we're trying to measure something for Mabel's room. Like we're getting like a little kitchenette. So cute. Yeah. And we're like, oh, if we get these little boxes, she can keep her stuff and will the box fit inside the drawer? You know, so we're doing a lot of measurements and Bridget goes, oh, how big is like, how big is 10 inches? And I went, oh, about this big. Oh, let me show you. Yeah. But I held up like, obviously not 10 inches. And then so I go, so just for future reference, just know that that's like 10 inches.

So if anyone asks, just say like, yeah. Did she like that or was she mad because she was in admin mode? Because you know, like sometimes when you kind of like throw a joke and she's like, I actually need to know because I'm doing this thing. Like how did that go down? Does that go down?

Often. Imagine if that's how it ended. Often Bridget. You go, oh, this is about 10 inches. She't say go down. Often. Imagine if that's how it ended. Often, Bridget. You go, oh, this is about 10 inches. She goes, show me. Hot. Sorry. Then it was on. Was it?

No. Oh. In the play room? Surprisingly, small dick jokes do not get girls going. Um. That's such a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fucking yeah.

So, um, two things. Bridget is often not a fan of my comedy. And she's definitely not a fan of my timing because of admin mode. Sometimes when you're in admin mode, and I know that this is just like across, this isn't me about Bridge. This is in general.

It's not the time. You know when sometimes you're like, I'm just, I'm really trying to do this thing. Like, can you fuck off? Yeah. And with all this, I actually got a big laugh. Oh, I love to see that. That's huge. Because I, again, even if it is good time, she doesn't think I'm that funny. Sometimes your timing though is off. I've heard from someone else who's not me, because I think your timing is impeccable.

It's an interesting time for you to bring that up. Love you. See you tomorrow. And you're my best friend on Chad WT. Love you. Bye. This episode is brought to you by Google Pixel. I'm Jessi Krickschank. I host the number one comedy podcast called Phone a Friend. I also have three kids. I need help making every day easier. So I switched to Google Pixel. It's a phone powered by Gemini, your personal AI assistant. Gemini can help you summarize your unread emails, suggest what to make with the food in your fridge, and it helped me achieve a family photo where everyone is smiling at the camera. I didn't think it was possible, but it is with Google Pixel 9. Learn more at store.google.com.

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