Toni and Ryan - HENS PARTY RECAP

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

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Tell them what you did. You fucking tell him what you did. Well, something came over me, and instead of singing the words of the song, I... And I just started to cry. I'm Karin from Gothenberg, Sweden. I'm Luke from Dale Wisconsin, United States. Hi, I'm Brandy from Evans and the N-U.S. And I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Hello, welcome. I'm Tony. This is Ryan. We are recording this about 30 minutes after the Henshow. ended. We are still in the theatre and I would like to acknowledge right off the top that if you hear loud banging, the guys are packing up behind us. Yeah, that we're mid-bump out and we were like, well, we've got to record a podcast. I said, we don't give a fuck. We don't actually give a fuck.

What do you think? Yeah, that's okay. Charles is adamant that we can hear it more loudly in the room than you can hear it listening to this podcast. Definitely. Definitely. That's good. Also, spoiler alert, I'll get to it soon, but I'm off Charles. Yeah. I think it's fair. Actually, I'll just say it Now, I went and did a lap of the streets like before the show started, and I reckon I met a hundred tarpers. Because we got some intel that people were lined up and it was cold outside.

Yeah. And I'll go, I'll go rev them up, go say hey. So many people so excited to see Charles. And they went, Charles! Oh, Ryan. I just don't, did that happen, Charles? No, it was more. Oh, fuck off.

No, no, no, no. Play the vlog. No, no, no, no. They saw me first. They didn't, they weren't expecting to see Ryan. But I'd already been there out filming and stuff. So that I think they saw me. They saw Charles.

Oh my God, it's Charles. Oh, and Ryan. No, as soon as they saw you, they were very excited. Sounds like Charles is lying. Yeah. Was there a stage during the show tonight where everyone was about to start chanting Charles? Yes.

That one lady stood up and said. Two separate times. And that lady stood up and said, where the fuck is Charles? Bring out Charles. And we were all like, because I thought, I don't know what she'd said, but, because we couldn't hear very much. And so when people were yelling stuff out, and one of the time someone said,

show us your gut, I thought, but they said, it's your laugh. And that's not the same. That's not even similar. Yeah. Not even close.

Not even close. Yeah, we really could not hear much tonight. It was hard to hear it. Was the person that yelled out where the fuck is Charles, the same girl who pissed her pants? No, I don't think so.

But I think that maybe it might be my love to see it, that no one's ever been so excited they pissed their pants before when they saw me except for pipper yes yes and that always feels nice when people wheeze when you come over yeah and have you ever seen i think a part of the type community is like live your truth if i can go with it whatever safe space have you ever seen someone someone so unaffected by pissing themselves she was really proud of it yeah she came out to go so much at the show i've pissed myself check it out and showed me her her urine-filled jeans.

And then she dropped her jacket and was like, someone's going to pick that up. Like, didn't, I wasn't like, hey, can someone help me? She's like, someone's got to pick that up.

And you know what? I hope to be as brave as that. Yeah. Not brave in a negative way, but like, so sure of yourself. So yeah, I pissed myself.

I had a good time and I pissed. Living her truth. And she was such a babe as well. Yeah. She was very, very cool. Did the piss increase the babeness or just take it down a notch? I meant,

I meant babe in like a, what a babe, like great girl. Oh, but she was a, she was a babe. She was a babe. Yeah, and you've pissed yourself. Yeah, and I still think you're great. Ah, ha. A part of the show, we were singing islands in the stream. Yeah.

Which. It was the grand finale. Yeah. Now, I did not nail it. No, you did. You did. Because you had the Vivarce. Thank you.

Don't know what that means. We'll go in Italy, so I'm trying to learn. someone's done step one on dualingo one half of a lesson on duolingo I've been practicing for months I think there's going to be a vlog of my journey of trying to learn the song but I fucking sucked out of

I think there's been a couple of rules already of like the journey it's been a real fucking struggle and I listen to the song I mean when I've been walked in you I've been listening to the song and repeat and I edited audio queen I edited Ryan a special version

that still had the words in it and a special version that was the karaoke one that we were going to use for the show like I wrote you out and did you notice that in the lyrics document that I made you, it had all the time codes in the thing

so that you could skip to the bit you wanted to practice. The bit I struggled with was the part I was singing. Yeah. That was clear. So I think, and I love you more than anything,

I think tonight might have been the worst. time. I'm so sorry. You know how sometimes it's like... No. No, I don't. It's like, okay, let me tell you about some things that have happened.

Yeah. Like especially since we've done a few live shows. Yep. You kind of like, oh, I think I've got that bit down pat. I've practiced that bit once. And then it sort of just all fucking comes together. Yeah. At the right time.

Yeah. And I was like, I've nailed each individual part of the song at some stage, never in the same go. But at some stage, no, that's fair. Yeah, and I was like, I feel like on the night, it'll all just line up. It'll just, and it didn't. It really fucking didn't. Yeah.

And then I'm looking sheepish as fuck, and I was like, Tony's about to lay it down. Do you tell them what you did? You fucking tell them what you did. Well, something came over me and instead of singing the words of the song, I meowed. If I had to know meowing was in play. Well, I didn't know it was until that moment, and I was like, give the people what they want. Did you just decide in that moment? Yeah.

Yeah. I just went, I went to sing and the meows came out. See, this is why I'm good on no prep. I thought you were, the whole last four months you like, and look at this fucking way. That's prank adjacent. No, no, no. But for a prank there has to be intent.

And there was no intent. There wasn't. Because genuinely I went to go, I went to sing and then the meows just came out. And I thought, they're going to like that. And did they? Did they like that? I didn't actually see your island in the stream because I was out like getting Can anyone else confirm? How did the meows go down?

Did they like the meows? Okay, cool. Thanks, team. Sorry, I just thought the meows would be cute. It was endearing. He did a good job. I don't know if you saw this video, but I asked a lot of tarpas who did the approval for tonight, those videos, to say at what point of the show they thought Tony was going to cry. Like, make a bet. Just like, oh yeah, I reckon she'll just get so into it.

Three minute mark. Oh, yeah, I reckon at the end, blah. Yeah. So for everyone who placed their bets on what moment Tony would laugh, the answer is she... Cry. Fuck. Cry. What did I say? Laugh.

Quite the opposite. Actually, the opposite. Laf tapes. What's the opposite of crying? Being on fire. So true. Everyone put their bets when Tony was going to cry. And the answer is she didn't cry, but I did.

Twice. And it was beautiful. I actually cried this morning. Did you? Yep. It's probably on the blog. It's probably on the blog. vlog?

When? I cried this morning. In the house. I walked out. I walked out into the room and Charles was like, it's your big day. And I was like, yeah,

I'm like really excited. And then a bird flew and landed on the window. Queen Elizabeth. Yeah. And I just started to cry. And I was like, cool. I need to go do something else. And Charles was like, sorry.

And he like turned the camera off and stuff. So I already cried today. And then I was like, you know what? No, that's it for my day. What's one of the great rules of our show? Save it for the show.

Save the fucking gold. I know. And I'd already cried my liquid gold out onto Charles's shoulder. I had a little cry as well. Did you? When? During that moment as well. That moment.

It was actually very emotional. It was truly like, I don't know if people are into this. I love it. But like for me, my mom, I'm not a bird guy, but she's birds. And it's not all birds. I don't just see a bird and go, that's my mom. I'm like, I'm not a crazy person. But even I have limits.

But sometimes it, and I can just tell. And that one was her, wasn't it? Wasn't it? It wasn't it like 1,000%. The timing was just... And she just came there, she plopped down and I went, and I started to cry and she just went, like, shaked a little bum and then flipped off. I've seen a bird went in Sydney that time.

That bird came to the park and it just, she picks her moments. And you can tell when it's her and that one was her. And Charles and I were both like, yeah. Charles, when I was pouring... So we'd had our moment already. So did you cry during the show when I was pouring my heart? out? I did that like at the very end. When you were choked up, it was really...

But if I found out, I got goosebumps. You cried this morning in the kitchen and didn't cry at the end. Fuck. Yeah. My mom was there. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was really, it wasn't that I didn't, I didn't.

Save the tears. Nah, like I didn't not cry because it wasn't beautiful. Yep. It absolutely was. I think I just had so much like adrenaline from like being on the stage that it couldn't like come through. Um, Should we talk about the topless waiter?

I would love to talk about the topless waiter. How is it from your board? I set the scene for everyone. So we did have a rule that we were not doing any strippers. And then Ryan said, oh, but a topless waiter's not the same. Yep. And that is true. That's a good loophole.

It is a good loophole. And it was a treat for the eyes. I tell you what. Was it? How did I look? You looked amazing. Thank you. You looked really good.

And I think just because you walked out and you fucking owned it, It was like hot and cool. I was wearing pink socks, white sneakers and budgie smugglers that said, mate of honour on my butt. Across the ass. And a tie where the penis should be. Yeah. Like where the penis is.

It was there. Sorry. We didn't detach it for the night. I ran into the stage, got up here on the balcony. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. No, no, no. Long before this, Ryan comes on the stage. Well, no, this is before he came on the stage.

But you walked out and you said, hang on, I think my ball is hanging out. It was. Let me just hide behind. So he, when he hid behind me, he just like quickly touched his ball sack back in. Because I was like, Tony standing in front of me, I'm pretty sure. Not a whole ball. But just like a peak of the testicle. I'm going to explain something.

The guys will go, oh, I get it. Penis havers, ball sack havers. Yeah, but I feel like you're like not going to get this. Okay. I've had a flat pop out. It's actually probably more similar than everyone's last in plus. I did ballet. I did gymnastics.

You know, you get a flap pop out. That happens. Do you know, gentlemen, Lily's about to fucking explode over there? Her flap's going to pop out. Yeah. Like, you ever wore a bathing suit? Like, you flap all my...

Thank you. All the girls are nodding. Okay. You let a flap loose. Oh my God. So... You're not allowed back in the adventure world. I'm not.

Yeah. I'm banned because I wore a man. Because you got your flaps out. It, the, because I don't normally wear like a budgies, like I wear like little shorties for underwear. Yes. So the budgie smuggler in general is like a different breed. Would you wear a Y front knicker? Nah.

And this is exactly why. Do you know who, sorry, do you know who it wouldn't surprise me if they wore a Y front knicker? Charles. Yeah, it's Rich Boy Energy. But it's rich boy energy. Never. You've seen all my underwear. I have.

You folded them all. I know. A Bond's extraordinary. A bonds extreme little shorty. Tommy has one the same. Okay. So when I folded Tommy's underwear, I had to be careful because I was like, well, there's two bonds in extreme. He is.

Yeah. But guess what? Underwear Tommy's rolling. Calvin Klein. Not going to surprise anyone. That actually doesn't. Yeah. Fancy boy.

I know what he's paid and that doesn't surprise me. So. Not enough. There was. It was like. like the skin of my scrotum was being pinched between the elastic and my thigh. Oh, so it wasn't full ball. It was the skin.

And that's thin skin. Yeah, you're like, you know what I mean, hey. Yeah. You know what I mean? Max is nodding. She's like, she gets it. How's your scrotum. And so when you've got pants on over your budgie smugglers, if there's a bit of a pinch, you're

like, well, you know, the show goes on, a show business. Oh, yeah. But then I was like. As they call it, show business. Mm. Not show biz, show business. That's show business, baby. The common saying.

Hey, that's show business. That's show business. That's show business. That's show business's Catholic name. Hey, that's show business. So when I get... Hey, showbiz is my father. I'm show business.

No, show business is like my cool nephew. I feel like that's like a younger one. So the pinch is happening. And I'm like, well, if I'm wearing pants, it's fine. And then I got out on stage and I went, it isn't fine because there's we're just out here. I'm about to run into the stage and I'm going to have a bit of scrotum skin sticking out the side.

Pinching out. Yeah. Well, I feel like a similar situation might be and this is me trying to relate is that sometimes when your pubs are long and they get caught in your knickers and then it's like the pubs open the flaps because it's like stuck in your in your knickers. I don't know how that gets, does the job of opening. though. Oh yeah because if it if the pubs are stuck then that's going to just render the pussy flaps open. I thought it'd render them shut. No well it's rendered them shut before when I had that dreadlock.

Yeah that's what I think I'm imagining right. It's like because if so if it's like this right and the hair's here and that's getting pulled apart. You see? That's so visual. Do you see what I'm saying now? And if you're listening to this on a podcast, you're lucky and you all are. Because the people on YouTube are like I have to go to work now. Should we go to the art? Oh yeah, I kind of just pushed through it. I was like, we'll chuck that in somewhere. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Because I'm not done on this year. Okay. No, Slay. So you've readjusted your scrotum. Yep. And you're up here.

I got up here. Doing your drinks. But what happened is, and I know it's already kind of weird for you to be in budgie smugglers, topless, legless, in the crowd offering drinks as a topless waiter. I love it. I know it's already weird, but then something happened. and it got weirder. Okay.

Once I got up to the top of the stairs over here, I gave out a drink and then realized I had no drinks left. Like I'd given them the top. But you've gotten all the way up here. Yeah. And so now I'm just a guy. You don't even have anything to offer. Yeah.

They're like, hey man. I was like, good to see ya. Why aren't you wearing pants? I was like, yeah, I'm just a guy in budgie smugglers in front of 1,800 people. Yeah, standing here. Like a fucking idiot. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, chat,

and chat amongst yourselves. Yeah. You were getting ready for your next bit. I was. But the music helped. It did. Yeah. Were you puffed?

Those stairs fucked me up. Because like you were hoofing. You gave it legs when you ran up. Yeah. By the top of the stairs I was done. And then I gave the last drink away and went, well, I can't talk. Yeah. I've got no drinks to offer.

I've got nothing. I'm naked. My scrotum skin's being pinched. Well, it's back in now. Oh, sorry. a plus, so. Sorry. That was good to know.

I will say definitely the biggest rule of the night was when you walked out with your budget your cycles on. You reckon? Oh, 1,000% people love that. That was amazing. Watching that back and zooming right in. Oh yeah. And so will you.

Hi, I'm Brandy from Evans and the Niana US. I'm Corinne from Gothenburg, Sweden. I'm Luke from Dale Wisconsin. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion typers. Hope some of you joined us. here at the Hens party tonight. Lovely to see you.

It was lovely to have you. I don't know if they were, but I'm just going to say that it was lovely to have you. Caitlin, good on you, Caitlin. Thank you, Orban. Good on your Aubin. Kirstie Van der Z. Cassie Shawnack.

You had to be careful with your Shawnaq earlier, didn't you? Yeah. It was getting pinched. Luke Warburden, good on you, Luke. Tamika Day, Tamika Knight. Annette Turner, Annie, thank you. Dwayne Clark, Becca Stover and Erica Verge. Thank you very much for being part of it.

I'm going to put you on the spot. Out of your London-only pick-up lines, did you have a favourite of yours? I really like if I give you a quid, will you show me a squid? That was very good. I really liked that. And I also just liked that, is that Stonehenge in your pocket or are you happy to see me? Because just local tourism here. I thought that was in Scotland.

Yeah, I know. You said it. And everyone got so mad. Everyone really got fucked off with that. And you want to know why I like fucking panicked is because I was like, are you fucking kid? Like I fucked that up. Yeah.

Because I googled it. Oh, well, Google's never wrong. Well, then I was like, fucking hell. Like, have I been, have I been let us straight? Yeah. You've got got. What was your favorite? I think.

And then I have a follow up question. Okay. I think my, because we were just talking about pubs that reminded me. I think it was, I'm so. The tube. sick of these strikes on the tubes I'd rather be at home with my face in your pub that was very good

my follow-up question is Charles which of them did you like for when people try and pick you up there was one of yours Ryan yours were great there was one of yours which I really really like I'll take you out for a high tea at the Ritz than take you home and come on your tits

yeah that was also on my face you want to come on someone's tits very high admin yeah but that's what you do in another country it's not high ad bit for me yeah because then you just fly away you're such a fuck boy oh but like it is high admin you know what you've never had to worry about coming your hair and I can tell yeah I haven't why not you just would not understand the admin of coming here that's like a move you were doing holidays that's a trick yeah yeah no but that's what means he's like well yeah like

then I'm we'll fly home yeah yeah yeah I don't have to do it that yeah but yeah if you'd had come in your hair you'd know that it's not worth it it goes everywhere. So I hear so much about it. So you keep bringing up. Torbs has a big smell in his face right now. Now that it's all said and done and the Hens Night is over. Yes.

How are you feeling? What's the vibe? Because I'm, the energy was very high and I feel like I'm now on the come down. Yeah. And I'm feeling very, like, proud of us. Yeah. I'm feeling very, like, satisfied. That's good.

And it's like, it was a big effort from us and everyone. And now it's like a bit of a relief sounds like a bad word. But I'm just like, oh, I'm so glad that went well and everyone had a good time. Yeah, totally. Yeah. That's really nice. I'm glad you feel proud. Yeah, where are you feeling with it?

I think it's just the best part about this. is getting to meet Tarpers and getting to have them all in the room and meeting each other. Like we did a call out during the show of like who came alone and it was like half the room. Three or four hundred people were like, yeah, okay, my own, made friends. Like, and that real like, it sounds a little bit corny, but when this began, I didn't think that I was going to end up with a best friend. Yep. Like that wasn't why we started doing it.

And it's like every time someone comes to an event or a show, they walk away with a best friend. And it's just really cool that like that where it started for us is now like what people are getting out of it. Yeah. When we were in the merch stand after the show, these three girls came up and it looked like they'd known each other from primary school. Yeah. Arms around each other. We grabbed the drink beforehand, blah, blah, blah. We're going to go head off to this bar now.

Great, great. I was like, oh, sweet. Like which one of your friends got onto the show first? And they go, oh, no, we just met. Like in the Facebook group earlier this week in their logistics chat and was like, is anyone meeting up beforehand? Oh, cool. We'll go to this bar down the road. And that's how I meant.

What I'm hearing. I don't like logistics chat. Is that you like logistics chat? No, what you're hearing is a very loud vacuum. Yeah, because you suck. Hey, you know what? I bet you that's not a fucking Dyson. Sounds like it's doing something.

Tell you fucking what. That is very funny. Ask him what brand it is. He can't hear because there's a vacuum doing something in his hand. Yeah. How do you know it's a dice and he can't hear you? I, um, no, I feel also really proud. I feel so proud of our team.

Everybody just fucking like really snashed it out of the park. Yeah, it's really fucking cool. It was really fun. Yeah. I've got it to you love to see it here and I mentioned this during the show. Oh, actually, no, sorry, stop the press. Two sets of twins at the show tonight. Two sets of twins.

Isn't that amazing? About a month ago we were like, mathematically, maybe there'll be one set of twins. two sets of twins, four twins here. Someone else was like, I'm a twin, but my other twins are here. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, no, we needed both twins. A solo twin. Yeah, we needed both twins.

But two separate sets of twins. Fuck yeah. That was amazing. Doesn't that just make you fucking day? Yeah, it does. When I met, oh, I can't remember their names, but I met two of them outside. I feel like I met some twins. When they're like, we're twins and I was like, I know.

Look at you like. No, so true. Yeah. Like, I don't need to know. That really made my fucking day. Are we allowed to say what is? is happening in Australia later this year? An increase in petrol prices?

No. Guys, we're taking the show on the road in Australia. Yeah, are we allowed to say that? Yep. Because the girl who flew all the way here from Brisbane, I was like, I hate to break it to you, but we're doing a show in Brisbane. But thanks for flying over.

We are very excited that we will be doing shows in and around Australia, in and around your pussies. More dates and information to come. It'll be later in the year and early next year, but I can tell you, Canberra is getting a visit. It'll be Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra, Brisbane, Adelaide, Perth. Hobart.

Hobart. Our spiritual home. Yeah. And Hobart and Adelaide, you're fucking welcome. Yeah. Because it's one of those places where when you live there, no one ever comes. Yep. And now I know why.

Yeah, it's really. Anyway, but more information to come. This is, this is a, ending on a good note. No, I know why people don't travel there. Why? Um, because, like, because we've been doing the maths and stuff, like if we sell out Adelaide, we still like won't make any money. Great.

No, because like it's, their theatres there are expensive and they're smaller and less people. And I was like, oh, well, it's only fair to go on a show for the people Adelaide. And I was like, cool. And if people buy tickets, we'll and play the theatre and the flights and, um, oh, see you later. Yeah. Okay. So that's, and Taylor Swift and I are sharing a spreadsheet. And that's why she didn't do Adelaide because she also did the number.

Melbourne. Well, she did the numbers and she went, Adelaide Oval, no. Yeah. No, that's fair. Yeah. But more information about dates and stuff coming, but we are really excited to be able to spread the love on our home turf. Yeah. I'm also excited about short of flight. Oh, because of the Adelaide cost situation, we're getting a bus. I actually love that. I would love to do a bus. Would you? Yes. Okay. I used to work with a guy at Coles who was called a bus, so that's so funny. I'm going to actually have to need you to explain. He was called a bus. His name's a bus.

And like, so every time, like, whenever someone says like, oh, I'm on the bus, or on a bus, I'm like, ha, the guy we worked out at Coles with. Did you ever catch that, a bus? Nah, but if he, like, if I'd walk, I'd bump into him and be like, oh, my God, I've been hip-high bus. That's funny. Yeah. That is good.

That is good. Yeah. All right. Well, the bus will pull up to Adelaide. Yeah. I actually love that. Again, Perth, Adelaide, Hobart, Melbourne, Melbourne, Canberra, Sydney, Brisbane. Yeah.

Later in the year and early next year, because we were pleasantly surprised that everyone was like, like, oh shit, London's getting a show, when the fuck is ours. And I was like, you know what? Fair. Yeah. Fair, fair, fair, fair. Also the shorter flight. Also, the longer bus. Longer bus, but I'm pumped for the bus. Can I drive? Shotgun driving. Did I mention during the episode in Dublin or was it just in the show that wasn't recorded that I was banned from driving the bus? Nah, it was in the normal or not. So I reckon it was in the episode. Well, if I can't drive, then neither can you. That's not how it works. You lost your privileges. I haven't done anything to lose mine yet.

If you have a choice between scratch the fucking car up or not park and swim, you're going to scratch the fucking car up. I took one for the team. I've got to you love to say it here. So over the weekend, we went out flyering to like spread the word about the show and to invite some more people to come

and join us tonight for the Hens Party live show. And we met that bunch of Aussies who had just landed. Do you remember that? And they were going to come to the show, but they were off to Paris. Off to France, yeah, didn't we let them know about it. So, of course, we run into the only people in London who are also from Reservoir. Oh, that's right.

And they were- Were they cool, though? They were awesome. Yeah. But they were like, oh, our friend Matt is a really big fan of the show. And I was like, oh, really? And they were like, yeah, he lives in Reservoir too. And I was like, do you mean Matt Dwyer?

And they go, yeah, yeah, do you remember? This is my love to see it right. this is the most ultimate fucking coincidence chat ever do you remember when we made that video for Schmenyushmog and we dropped off barn me to that guy with the dog yes that's Matt Dwyer

I've been to your house been to his fucking house padded his dog and fucking seen his animal as well wasn't he really surprised to see us and tall yeah tall and I and I was like I fucking know that like I just had it in my mind I was like

I know who I'm thinking of. And I went into our messages. And the last thing we talked about via text on Instagram DMs was us complaining about them putting in the boom gate at the Woolworth's Preston. And I love to see that. And then we run into his friends. Yeah, in London. Was it Borough Market for those playing?

The Broadway Market. For those playing along at the home. Isn't that amazing? That is amazing. Small world shit. So that's why you love to see it. ultimate coincidence, chat. My love to see it is at that same market,

Tommy and I just crushed oysters on the side of the road. Oh my God. That wasn't going to be my love to see it, but wasn't that good. I bought us some and we had some, and then I was like, oh, my God, something else, Tommy goes, I'm going back for more oysters. You've got to.

When you're onto a winner, this is the thing about a market. You've got to go there with a plan, but you have to be ready to throw the plan out. So true. This is the thing about a market, because if you go there and you get stuck on what you want to do, you won't have fun. you've got to be ready to adapt in a market

and I've always said that. When I go and see Bill at the Altham Farmer's Market on a Sunday Oh yeah, is he your eggs? No, he's the bakery guy. Bakery. I always, because you can go in with a preconceived idea. Yeah, I'll get a salad on a few croissons. But then they got odd, have I told you about the fucking olive facetcha?

Yeah. And you go, oh. So that's why you start and you go, Bill, what we got today? Because every week he's got something. And base your menu around the availability. So around. This is the thing about seasonal shopping. So around Anzac day.

we were there. You had a couple of bickies. Yeah, but my grandma loves an almond croissant. Oh, Grandma Betty. Grandma Betty and I was like, I'm going to... So did so. Maybe, have we ever seen them in the same room? He hates rhyming.

Maybe it's her. So I said, oh, grandma loves an almond croissant. I'm going to go around. What do you got? And he goes, I've got like this Anzac cookie inspired croissant, which has some like crumbly stuff and some almond and some, honey and stuff jizzled over and I was like Bill if I could put it in the bag son

once you've made the sale that almost took grandma out because she was like if I died now it's all good you know she was so happy like almost and she deserves it grandma Betty almost too slightly emotional about how good the croissant was that's how good it was

and if I went in with a plan you wouldn't have never experienced that um my I've actually I don't know about you in the last 80 seconds my body's gone. You've done for the day. Oh, good.

My brain just gone, no. My words stopped working a bit. Yeah. Yeah. We're there together. And we... Hmm. We've had a really big day.

Well, her home went for 17 hours. All right. My fine, we love to see it. No, you already did one. Yeah, no, but this is my actual. We love to say it. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry, Tommy.

It's no longer about you in the oysters. I mentioned it during the oysters. I mentioned it during the show, but Tapa Laura was in the crowd today. Hi, Laura. And we ran into her doing the Hackney Half Marathon on Sunday. Yeah. The ovaries. Yeah.

So she wanted to come to our third birthday two years ago and couldn't make it because she was having ovarian cancer surgery. But when she was doing the hackney half marathon, not only is she cancer free, but she was raising money for ovarian cancer research and just slaying it. And then she came to the show and had a really good time. So I'm glad that she came down. I do fucking love to see that. And she got a big round of applause from all the tapas. She did. Everyone gassed her up.

Yeah. And I love to see that. Going out of bed. Oh, I bought myself a pre-mix Nogroney from the convenience store and left it at home. And I was like, I'm going to get home from the live show. I'm fucking destroy that. I am. I'm probably going to go to sleep.

But just imagine if I did. Hey, man. So, gay. We've crashed. We've scratched. We've had it. But you guys smashed it today. Thank you, Charles.

It was amazing. And I think everyone loved it. Thank you. Good job. Congratulations. Thank you. Oh, don't cry at him, Nick. Thank you. You can cry at that.

Oh, someone will wrap her up and put her in a cheeseburger. Oh. Could we get... Come in my ass and fucking call me Christmas. Yeah. Oh, well. Hello, Christmas. All right.

Oh, big week to this week on the show. Oh, my God, it's with week. It's with week. All right, let me explain with week. This week, it's Tony and Ryan. Weird. With. With.

So tomorrow on the show, it'll be normal or nah with shits and gigs. They're going to be joining us on the podcast. James and Foo Harder in the holes. Yeah. They're cool. Oh my God. The coolest people haven't met. Everyone's got a crush on them.

That's very, very intimidated. Oh yeah, we've all got a crush on them. Did you know what Cousin Bonnie said? That she wanted to climb James like a tree? I think the direct quote was, he looks like he could fuck good. Good in bed, I believe. She's a lady. True?

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, and watch out for her as well. The freaks. She's shit in your bath. Then who's on Wednesday, Tony? On Wednesday we've got Monica Geldaart, who is one of my favorite Instagramers, TikTok, like you'll know her when you see her.

She's fucking hilarious. Make sure you follow her on Instagram. And on Thursday, Aaron Craskell, who I'm just saying is the OG online creator. Vine, Snapchat, Facebook from 10 years ago. We did a reel with him last week, and all the comments were like, fuck, what a fucking throwback.

And you are going to love the episode. He is the loosest I've ever met. I love... Truly crazy. I've always loved that guy. I now love him even more. But geez, what a fucking crazy day that was. Just the best, like the best vibes.

You'll really like it. So it's with week. We're just having fun for a week. And hopefully you enjoy it because we had a lot of time. A lot of fun meeting these great people. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's not interviews. Like, we're not like, so where did you grow up?

You know, it's not like that. Actually. They're part of our world and you'll like it. You'll like it. I don't know. James Fu had our own mon where any of them grew up. because we didn't do a tell me where you're from. Yeah, I mean, I did where they live

because I did the joke about the pumpkin. That's very true. It's good though, we had a good time. But that was in the intro, not in there. I wrote the intros. Let me not feel like that. Also, I think that in another world, and this is coming from...

In another life. This is coming from a place of extreme jealousy. Yeah. And I'm just, I'm a self-aware. Yeah. Tony and Monica should be best friends and show a podcast together. Oh my God.

She just text me. She fucking did not. She did. And let me read you the message. Didn't say who's that fucking other guy on your show? Fuck him off. Because we're going to take this shit on the road. Let me read you this text that she sent me.

Hang on. I miss you already looking at houses near you to move closer. I'm not fucking you. Look at that. You want to know what she said to me when I message? Don't you finger me. No, no. That would have been amazing.

Yeah. That was the perfect opportunity to finger me So she is looking at houses to move near you Yeah I said Hey today was so much fun Thanks so much for coming in We really appreciate your time

It was a really great episode Yeah And she goes Cheers She did not She would never write a cheers She's too enthusiastic for that She wouldn't

Show me Oh it's gone Oh she said thank you Ryan so much, you're both such a joy. What an honour to be on your pod. I love Tony. Slay, honestly. And Monica's... Monica's pod has a lot of incredible coincidence chat. Stick around. But we're going to go to bed. Thank you very much. Sorry, I just broke my phone for comedy and you didn't even realize. Oh, I heard it and I was like, can you shut the fuck? I thought it was the cuck with a fucking glen up.

Thank you so much to everybody. No, leave the phone. It's all the way down there. Leave the phone now. Leave the phone now. We'll be back tomorrow for With Chitin' Gis. Thank you so much to all the tarppers that came tonight. It was so fucking cool having you all in the same room. Amazing to see you.

And we just, we really couldn't do it without you. So thank you for being part of it. I am so wanting a kebab, but my face doesn't have the energy to eat it. It's like you read that thought from me. Because I'm like, I could eat something fucked right now, but I'm just like, whose job is that? Who's going to chew that? Like, am I getting paid overtime?

I've been on all day. Yeah. I've still got to have my makeup off and it's one or the other. What's the other? Eating something. Oh, okay, great. Not fair. I forgot about that.

I didn't give you a lot of lead in there. All right, love you. I'm going to do something and it's one or the other. Is the other not doing it? Which one? Which one? Can we, are we done by? Love you.

Love you. Thank you. Thank you so much for coming and for always supporting us. We love you. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, see you. Oh, someone made a bracelet for Mabel. Oh, did they? Yeah, it's real little like this.

Oh, my God, cute. It's adorable. All right, love you. Love you, bye.