Toni and Ryan - Hierarchy of Sinks

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

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Details at fizz.ca. Hello, welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony, this is Ryan, and we never start an episode without a TARPA's approval. Yep, a TARPA, Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony, this is Ryan, and we never start an episode without a TAPA's approval. Yep, TAPA, Tony and Ryan podcast. We've got Ashley from Fort Worth in Texas. Now, Ashley, howdy. Our first meal we ever ate in the US together was at Billy Bob's Honky Tonks in Fort Worth. What did you just tell us before we started recording? I just said I've lived here for 36 years and I did not know that Billy Bob served food. So I can't imagine what that tasted like.

But how many times have you been, I won't use the words that you used before, but how many times have you drank at that fine establishment? I don't even know. I mean, hundreds. Hundreds and hundreds. I didn't know they served. In fairness, it's pretty big. Like it's spread out. Okay. So we've done the biggest faux pas of Dallas fucking Fort Worth. As I said, I think the food was to soak up the booze. It wasn't like a fine dining establishment

and that's all fine. Hey, this year on the Tony and Ryan podcast is the year of winning. So everyone, if you're listening, you're're watching if you want to win something online tag Tony tag me we'll be those two friends you have to tag and we want to win a thousand things yeah so we're not giving away a thousand things no no no you're winning them independently and telling us about yeah as a community we want to win a thousand things now this didn't happen this year but I feel like Ashley's had the best win of any tarpa I've heard. So Ash, what have you won? I won a freaking house, a whole house. Not in my state, it was in Arizona, I'm in Texas, so that's a whole plane ride. So there's an online sweepstakes. Oh yeah. So then what happens?

So it was an online sweepstakes from a home builder. I worked for an opposing home builder and I just happened to like one off into one time and got a phone call like three months later from the CEO. I thought it was total bullshit. As you would. No, you won. Like come to Arizona. Of course.

I'm like, what a sales call. So I flew to Arizona, drank the fake champagne, took the pictures, gotten all their promotional stuff, and then bounced and sold the house 48 hours later. And that's just straight fucking profit. Yeah. So I was 22 years old and pregnant with my first son. So I was like, oh, cool. Here's just hundreds of thousands of dollars that I don't know what to do with. This is terrifying. That is amazing. Oh my God. Of all the people to win that, that fucking congratulations. That's huge. That is crazy.

Oh my God. It was nuts. That is insane. Ashley, I mean, I don't know how we can beat that. Should we even do an episode now? Do you mind approving the podcast though in case we decide to do one? Ah, it's a fucking lulu. There we go. It's not a house, but I mean. Hey, this is Ashley from Fort Worth, Texas, and I approve this podcast. I know we've already done the formal introductions, but my name is Ryan. I'm the vice captain of the ship ship and the CEO, Tony Felicia Lodge.

Yeah. The CEO. How's it feel? I hate it. I'm very honest. It's like capital G, capital B, girl boss. I don't like it. Um, Sophie though, she's not here today, but she calls me female boss instead of girl boss

so that we don't fall into murky area of like girl boss. She just calls me female boss. She just calls you boss. No, she started calling, she started calling me boy boss. Boy boss and girl boss. And I felt like a boy boss was a bit like of a power play. Yeah I know she's not here to defend herself. What's the energy behind that boy boss? Yeah, I like it put me in my place Yeah, I like it. Can you come in in this time? She goes yeah, no problems boy boss. Yeah boy boss and female boss

Let's go to Denmark The country what you call me where princess Mary is the princess of and she's from Tasmania Let's go to Denmark, the country. What did you call me? Where Princess Mary is the princess of, and she's from Tasmania. No relation any way, shape or form to the small West Australian town of Denmark. Yeah, unfortunately. This is Tapa Keza. Normal or nah?

Tapa Keza? Keza. Hi Keza. Hardly not. A few nights ago, I finally sat down to watch a movie after a hard day's work. Oh, that is the best feeling, eh? But instead of putting on a new exciting movie on,

on Netflix that I've been really looking forward to, I first have to watch a quick episode of an old favorite sitcom and it just dawned on me. I always do this like it's a little warm up for my brain before I can properly settle in for a movie and invest. Because you know, you get home, you got the wrinkles or a bit whatever, you still got to shake the day off because all right, I'll just watch an old episode of The Office just to you know, sink into the couch, get my groove on.

I'll probably scroll a bit, get that out of the way. And then and only then. Can you do the main course? Well, now it's a brand new movie. I've got to learn some new characters. I've got to concentrate. Now I'm in the zone. My brain's warmed up and I'm ready to go.

I've been doing this, like she's never really realized until like some of my scum have been going, oh, you're watching that? I thought you were going to watch things. And she goes, oh, well, yeah. But I can't get straight in. Yeah. Yeah. Warm me up. Yeah. Yeah. Buy me a drink first.

Yeah. I've asked around and literally no one I know does this. Is it normal or nah? So many thoughts running through my head. Nah, for this in particular, what I probably would do that's close is that if I'm cooking dinner or whatever, I normally put the news on or something, or I would put on like an old episode of The Office. We don't start a new movie whilst you're doing something.

While I'm like cooking dinner or getting people organized or waiting for Torbz to come home or whatever. But I also would never watch a new movie during the week. Oh. I don't know why that's really stuck out to me. I would watch a new TV show. Like if I'm like, oh, the new episode of Blah is out. But I would never watch a new film during the week. That is crazy town to me. But what about- I did it last night? No! What'd you watch? A real pain on Disney plus I don't recommend. A real pain what's that?

I've heard that's so good that's the Kieran Culkin film. I got 30 minutes in and then moved to that Netflix show. That's because you're uncultured Charles. Yeah maybe and it could might be. An Oscar Academy award winning performance. What show were you about to say that you started watching? The... Running Point. Yeah, Running Point. Did you like it? I loved... up to episode 2.

It is very good. I recommended that last week. It's very good. Imagine at the Oscars, Charles just walks out on stage and it's like, and now Charles Patterson. And Charles just walks out and goes, um, yeah, I know it's nominated for three awards, but I actually just prefer that Goldie Horne show. Kate Hudson. I prefer that Goldie Horne's Daughters show. Yeah. And that's my recommendation.

Charles goes, hmm, three Oscars for the 10 minutes each that I've sat through the movie before turning it off. That's a good ratio. Yeah. Good maths for meals, so pretty quick. If the movie by James Cook for the RMS Titanic. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much.

James Cook though, obviously not James Cameron. James Cook is that racist guy who found Australia or whatever, you know. Frozen cons. Yeah. Probably wouldn't platform that. Shit cunt. So you don't have to beep it. So James Cameron and the RMS Titanic. If they were winning an Oscar every 10 minutes, how many would they have won?

Since when? Like for the movie. Oh, the length of the movie. Oh, I thought you meant like since it came out, I was like, whoa, I'm gonna need a calculator. For a few. What's that movie? Three hours. So every 10 minutes, so that's six per hour, six, 12, 18. 18 Oscars for the- It's actually been 19, because it went for three hours and 14.

Yeah, get it together, watch. Oh, fuck, I was so close though. What were we talking about? Yeah, I would never watch a new movie during the week. But you know how I started watching La Palma? Yes, is that the show on Prime or something? Oh, one of the... I think that's on Netflix, about the island off Spain with the volcano and stuff. But anyway, each episode...

Subtitles, subtitles. No, dubbing. That's dubbing. Dubbing. I can't do the dub. Being out of sync, I just can't do it. I would rather read it. Do you know what threw me off, right off the edge of the Titanic? When you told me that you watched the dubbed version of Squid's games? Yeah. So strange. I can't do either. I've never seen Squid game because I can't do dubbed and I don't like the dub. Well, I cannot read. I can't do either. I've never seen Squid Game because I can't do dubbed and I don't like it. Well, I cannot read.

Neither can Charles. I'm just learning. But like if I did the- It goes quite quick. I'd be fucking, yeah, no good. And you don't feel like you're relaxing. I'm reading. You're on the clock.

I'm concentrating on reading. So La Palma, every episode was like an hour of 15. You know what I mean? Some movies are only an hour of 25. So you... 90 minutes. That's all I want. But what I'm saying is with your weekly rule. Yeah. Yeah. No, I hear what you're saying. And I would watch like two episodes of TV, but I just, I would never sit down for, I don't know why. I've never even thought about it, but I would never watch a new movie. So like, I really want to watch, um...

but I would never watch a new movie. So like, I really want to watch. Squids games, Titanic, beaches. Conan O'Brien coming out of the bum. Scorpion. The substance. Yes. I really want to watch the substance, but I got to wait till at least tomorrow night.

Or the Hawks are playing tomorrow night. Saturday night. We got anything on? Our joint calendar? Lock that in now before anyone takes my Saturday night. Emma from Massachusetts. Emma? Holy Noah. Hierarchy of sinks to wash your hands. Normal or nah? Normal. I would never wash food stuff off my hands in the bathroom. Never. That's for the kitchen. You'd never wash your hands after sexy times in the kitchen.

That's for the bathroom. If I come in from the backyard, don't take those dirty hands to the kitchen or the bathroom. Laundry. That's a laundry job. Yeah, 1,000%. All of the water comes from the same place. All of the sinks are clean with the same cleaner.

They're all practically the same thing, yet I have the hierarchy of sinks existing in my brain. I totally agree. So fucking normal. I've never felt so seen as an anxious individual. That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. And Emma from Massachusetts has put things into words that I just thought were feelings,

but now are concrete thoughts that exist in the universe. And that's just fucking beautiful, isn't it? I have been a, I'll say a victim of hierarchy of sinks because I believe my wife has this mental hierarchy. And so like, I better wash my hands. Well, you wouldn't wash them in there though, for that. You'd like, you'd wash them over here. It's a fucking sink dog.

They go to the same drain. No, but I hear what you're saying. But I also get it. But it's also like. But if you haven't been told about the hierarchy, how can you respect it? Like, if you haven't had the conversation, then how am I supposed to know

that I shouldn't wash dumpling mixture off my hands in the bathroom? Yes. Do you know what I mean? 100%. It's such a good point. I would like to extend this with another normal or nah that we have definitely spoken about before. But the same way, normal or nah, you would not fill up your water bottle in the sink in the bathroom. See, I do do that. Bleh!

Nah, you can't. And it throws people off. You can't. It throws people off. What are you calling me? So last night, last night I have a water bottle and cause I'm trying to stay hydrated cause I haven't been well. And so in the middle of the night, my water bottle is empty. I go to pee. And you're like, I'll fill this up as well. Yeah. Disgusting. What's more disgusting is the pee looked like mustard. I was so dehydrated and I was like, I better drink some water. And there's a tap right here in the kitchen, kilometers down the hallway.

Tony? But what about in a hotel room? Like where you don't have... They're fucked up hotel rooms. They need to have both because of this reason. I got literal food poisoning from drinking the water in the hotel room in Las Vegas. We both did. We both got literal food poisoning. I'm not even fucking joking you.

Do you remember that time when I ordered a bottle of water from room service because of that reason. It was 46 fucking dollars. Yeah, and it accidentally came. US! Accidentally came with the burger fries and then this milkshake, it's 2 a.m. Yeah, and a little Goslem-ay from the little place downstairs.

Yeah. But, sorry, did your piece look like what? Mustard. I was very dehydrated and I was like, I need to fill out my drink bottle. But you're right, hotels need to have like a little kitchenette sink because yeah, I hate filling up the kettle in the hotel bathroom. It just makes, it's like all off, but yeah, hotels need to lift. I think with their water facilities.

Sorry, ever since I've said the word mustard, you just... Yeah, that's really thrown me off. Like a seeded mustard, like I have bits in it or... No, like seed the couch behind you. Yeah. Was it the thickness, the viscosity of mustard? Yeah. Someone once described some pissing, they were like, oh, all I've had is coffee today. I'm pissing butter

I know I just said must have been that's fucking work. That's You know, it's not not you do away and it smells a little bit like beef noodles Do you know what I mean, Bob? No. Same. Same. Like a cup of fantastic noodles and there's a bit of liquid in the bottom. And it just like when you like peel the lid back after sitting there for the two minutes and you just get the waft and you go, and that doesn't smell like your piss sometimes, but sometimes your piss smells like that. Like you'd never reverse engineer that.

No, you wouldn't. Yeah. No. And you wouldn't talk about it on the internet. And you wouldn't cut it into a reel. Hey, this is Ashley from Fort Worth, Texas. And you're listening to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This episode is brought to you by Majuri and Majuri has the nicest fine jewelry.

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Anyway, Jordan Trudel, good on you Jords, and Megan Saunders. Thank you very much for being part of the Patreon. Thanks Megan. Absolutely love to see it. Now you know when you make a really silly mistake and you just like can't get over how like stinky you are with yourself? Yep. And it's like if somebody else did it, well after my years of therapy back in day, I probably would have been really mad with someone doing this. But if someone else did it, I'd be like, fuck, that's annoying. But like, who cares? But when I've done it, I'm like, specifically,

why have I fucking done this? Can you give us an example? I I have this example, which is so silly, but I really cannot fucking get past it. Woolworths, the supermarket, they have this membership, right? And it's called like Woolworths Extra, I think. So they, you know how they've got like Woolworths Rewards, which is like, you sign up and it's free and you can get the points, points guys.

They also have this thing called Woolworths Extra and you pay for it, right? It's like a paid membership and you get access to like better discounts and they like remember all of your shit and so when you're doing your shopping, it's like a bit easier or whatever. It would be similar to Costco in the business

in that you pay upfront for the year but then you get it all back because you're doing all this stuff. Yeah, because you can do it. Yeah. So I guess because with Woolworth, so with Costco, you need a membership to shop there. But Woolworths, you could live without this. But like... There's some deals.

Once a month, you get 10% off a shop. Every month? Once a month, you get 10% off a shop. Every month. Every month, you get one 10% off code at Woolworths and a separate 10% off code at Big W. That's pretty good. Which is un-fucking-real. So I think it's like, I signed up when it was like half price for a year.

So you sign up during a really good sale time and then you go. Oh, well, obviously on my big shop I will get all my money back. You'd have to load up on that discount money. Yeah, do you get to choose? Yes, so you get to pick When you use the discount. Yeah, I don't know what you're gonna say. But all I'll say now is that would also fuck me right off So I would never get over it And I'm so mad How much a Bottle of fucking milk. No, how how does like fucking... A bottle of fucking milk.

I'm a fool. So, right, I'm going through the check out. Hey Charles, watch this. You want to say someone who's lost touch? How much is a bottle of milk? Pfft. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wow. I mean, just hang on. You think you know a guy? I think we could hear the keyboard. No, that's the rain.

That's her typing in zeros. OK, so the milk was $4.40. Yep. And I got 10% off. Isn't that a great deal? So normally, obviously, I fucking foreshadowing, but normally I save up and I go, when we need a Cartner Diet Coke and a fucking-

Dishwasher tablet box. Dishwashing tablet box or we both need deodorant and toothpaste or fucking whatever. Am I right in thinking you did the big Christmas one on it? Yes. Yeah. So I was like, well, I'll save that up for when we're buying all of our stuff for Christmas. And because we bought like heaps of stuff

and we bought like loads of soft drinks because we were having it at our place. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. So it was just like. It's, I was about to say it's like Christmas. Finally enough, it was a bit like that. It's not where that's coming from. From the disc, the Woolworths Extra.

It must be. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm like, yep. And I just kind of like keep It must be. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm like, yep. And I just kind of like keep track of it. Yeah. But when you're doing your shop online, it like doesn't prompt you of whether you want to use it, but it gives you a code, like a discount code. So every month it's like a different code and you can only use it once. But when you shop in store, it pops up on the screen and it's like, do you wanna use your 10% discount on this shop and you press yes or no?

I saw that pop up and I was like, oh, do I wanna receipt? You know, and I was like, whatever. Is there a bag this, do you want it? Yeah, fuck it, just whatever. And then it goes like, congratulations, 10% off this shop. And it's the $4.40 of the fucking liter and a half of milk that I bought. And I just looked at that and there was fire in my eyes. That would fuck me right off. I was so fucking angry. Yep. I bet you. So mad. And I'm like well I've thrown away those savings now. Yeah.

Like that's gone. Savings gone. I have not made back my membership costs this month now. Yeah. And that, what a blight on my character. Now. What a shame. I am actually 100% with you in that.

That would, cause everyone goes, oh, I like you, instead of you save 40 cents, it would have been 10 bucks. It's only 10 bucks, you'll fucking live. No, mate. The principle, the reason I signed up for this thing in the first place. And because I'm just imagining, I know that before I was like, oh, if somebody else did, I'd be like, that's really annoying, but who cares? If Torb's came home with a bottle of

fucking milk and he'd use that discount, I would be fucking ropable I would be so fucking angry how's even he found out that you did it I haven't told him I don't think that he knows should go in right now I don't think he knows about the taking calls not about this he'll be so mad yeah and I don't think he knows about the savings I just think that he knows to click no if he goes through the checkout. Because like, I've probably been like, oh yeah, let me get our 10% off thing. But you know, like-

Because I wouldn't waste that on a bottle of milk. And with the 10% at Big Dub, cause last month was one of my nephew's birthday. So I was like, well, I'll go to, I'll do the shopping at Big Dub, cause I know I get the discount and whatever. And I'm just so mad. So I fucked my March now.

I've fucked my March. I don't know if this is similar, but mum used to be real good at keeping the receipts and then you get four cents off per litre on the petrol. On fuel, yes, my mum and dad used to do that too. You only had a couple of weeks to do it. And then if I'd fill up the car, come back and drive off and go, oh!

I didn't use the bloody thing, yeah. I think people will be with you. No, I think it is the same. I think it's also the same as back in the day when you first started using green bags and you'd get to the supermarket and you go, I forgot my fucking green bags, I'm gonna have to fucking buy some more.

And every time you went to the supermarket, you had to buy like six fucking eco bags. You know how, was it yesterday, the day before I said I'm going to pay for everyone's, uh, not everyone's, someone's. Someone. One person. Car wash. BP car wash. Does anyone need any spare green bags? Because I've bought two new ones every single fucking time I've been to the supermarket and over the last few years I've got 427 green bags in the cupboard. Surely at some point that's worse for the environment. Yes! Do you know what I'm saying? They're reusable. Are they? Are they? According to who? They're not in landfill but they are in my pantry!

Yeah they're in pantry fill which I think is worse. But yeah, I fucked my March. I'm very mad. It's yeah. So I just wanted to share that with everybody and I hope that like you said, people can relate because I just feel so silly and I feel silly for being mad about it. No, no, it's fine. I've left money on the table. Yeah.

Yeah. Doesn't that hurt your feelings? What's worse? That? Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't that hurt your feelings? Yeah. What's worse, that or buying something and then the next day it goes on sale. Don't make you mad. Fuck you right up. Yeah. I fucking, or like you buy,

you've had your eye on something like, maybe like a nice coat for winter or something. And you go, oh, it's a bit expensive. You have your eye on it and you go, no, I really need it now. And then the next week it's fucking 80% off and you go I have some good news should this be my love to see it it can be you know that table we had in the office and it just fucking broke the marble table oh yeah it was a pretty good one that the side table yeah that

was made we had a nice bedside table at home. It turned out it wasn't- That no longer fit the decor. No, it actually wasn't child safe. Yeah, nah, and- Wasn't baby safe. Here, because it literally split and fucking killed someone. Then it fucking snapped in the office.

Yeah. I got an email yesterday. They're gonna replace it. Oh. That's huge. Cause usually I would go, oh, I'll message him Yeah. I got an email yesterday. They're going to replace it. That's huge. Because usually I would go, oh, I'll message him and just wouldn't. And just wouldn't. Yeah, I'm actually so proud of you for messaging. I took photos and sent it back and I was like, I said, oh, sorry to be that customer, but-

Not what I thought you were going to say. Sorry to be that c***. Oh, beep that. But this thing snapped. Don't know what the deal is with the warranty, but here's the email when I bought it. And they went back and said, oh yeah, mate, no, that shouldn't do that. We'll speak to the manufacturer and we'll, you know, we'll figure out a credit or a refund

or a new one or something. And I thought, cause we've had that a while. And I was like, I was surprised. That they would honor that. Yeah, I was expecting, oh, sorry, mate, you know, six months, 12 months. Yeah, fair play. Yeah, and I would have copped that, but they came back and said, oh yeah,, mate, you know, six months, 12 months. Yeah. Fair play. And then, yeah, and I would have copped that, but they came back and said, oh, yeah, no,

that's not good enough. That's awesome. Yeah. Oh, well, maybe that can replace the money I've lost on the Woolworths 10% extra. We'll just remember what the table was made of. No, but that's what I'm saying. Like we're far and away. Yeah, we're up. Yeah, we're up. We are. Yeah. Could you lend me some money? Can I pay in broken marble? I actually would love

to take that and make a mosaic with it or something. Wouldn't that be good? That would be nice. That's a little craft to craft a moon. That'd be fun. I've got a love to see it as well because I think that's amazing. Mine is a recommendation for another TV show because we watched this on the weekend and we're like, galooed to the TV. Is it black first day, zero day dark? No, it's not. What's that? That Robert De Niro show.

No, it's not that. Lizzie Kaplan. Love that. He's her daughter in the show. He's her daughter. No, she's his daughter. Oh, you're Mabel's daughter. Yeah.

Isn't that nice? She looks great for her age. She does. No, oh my God. So this show, right? It was first a super popular podcast. Have you guys listened to or seen Scamander? I know, cause Jax made that. Jax made it.

So a guy that I used to work with at Jason PJ, Jax is a really good mate of mine. He worked on the podcast for Lionsgate and they made the podcast, which was super fucking successful into a TV show and it's on Disney Plus and it is so good, especially because right now I'm like riding the Bill Gibson wave. Yeah. And it's like, so the scam and basically top line is that she lied about having cancer as well. That's not a spoiler. That's like the whole thing. Dude, you get into me about spoilers and that. No, no, no, no. Like this is the whole thing. And like the same kind of thing, like, oh, we're donating to charity. It's very good. And- The fucking gawls on people, man.

I cannot imagine. It's like- It is just- But these are real people that really did it? Real humans. And then like they're interviewing all the people in their life that they like took fucking advantage of. And you're just like, you poor soul.

Like it's just so, it's just awful. Because the other thing that I watched that Netflix released after the apple cider vinegar thing went crazy, that is, I think it's like two or three parts and it's called like Instagram's worst con artist or Instagram's worst criminal. And that's all about Belle Gibson as well. But it's like a real docco rather than it, yeah.

Interviewing all the people, like the actual journalist and all the people that she affected like in real. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah. So double barrel art bar, both really good. Great recommendations. I'm just, I'm really stuck on that like theme at the moment. And you know when you really like tickles your brain

in a nice way and you're like, I need more of this. So highly recommend for this weekend. If you're looking for something to watch, it's pretty good. Would you say, and I know it's not full true crime, but you'd be like a true crime bubble. Maybe, and just get into a few docos and they're a bit like, we want to dive into a new world for a, you know, a brain break if you will.

Well, see, I don't really, I know that some people do. I don't really find it a brain break because I really take it on as an empath. The worst person you've ever met. I think a break doesn't necessarily mean nice. It just means different. Totally. You're so sucked in.

I'll take on this world for an hour and forget about this other one. Absolutely. And you're not on your phone because you're like being the scientist. You're like, I'm the detective. I'm solving this crime. Yes, yes.

So you're like, so yeah, that's a great way of putting it. Less that it's like easy to watch, but more just that you're so invested. That's how Detective Dunn started. There used to be a show called Crime Stoppers Australia. And I got my notepad out when I was eight years old and wrote Detective Dunn and thought that I'd watch this show and like, I would go

Yeah I've seen him at the chemist before with my mom buying gluca gel jelly beans Yeah, the Cadillac of jelly beans. We need to refill. They're getting a bit You can also tell what color you and Charles like don't like because they're left People are not a fan of the black jelly beans Except I will say one of my love to see it is that lily who now works here loves black jelly beans does she yeah so it is a real redeeming quality of hers okay she fits in perfectly she's like the yin to our yang she's like i will eat the black jelly beans i really like them too because i love licorice i know not a lot of people like licorice. I fucking froth licorice. Are they

like anesthetics? Yeah. They're not. I love licorice and I hate black gel. Yeah. Charles get over it. Tomorrow is a video show and Atapa has found themselves in a group chat etiquette, like fumble almost. Oh no. And they're, they're, like they- They can't get out of it. So I think we're going to have to change some names and stuff because it's, it's an ongoing saga. Oh, I love it when you say saga.

But we as a community will decide what she is gonna do from here. Love it. Detective Dunn and Detective Lodge. And she said whatever advice you and the tarpas like, you know, like you provide, I'll do that. And we can see a play out in real time. That power's really gonna go to my head.

Yeah, I know. Tony's gonna be out of control all day today. Anyway, we'll chat to you tomorrow. I love ya. Love you, bye. Bye. Better Help Online Therapy bought this 30 second ad to remind you right now, wherever you are, to unclench your jaw. Relax your shoulders.

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