Toni and Ryan - Holding Ryan's Pen🍆s

Episode Date: September 15, 2022

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I've got room. You've got room? Sweet. And will you approve this podcast as well? Sure will. Yay. Hey, I'm Lucy from Sydney, and I and Ryan podcast. Hi!

I need your help, some medical help, about something that's happening in the bedroom. Oh, well, luckily for you, I'm a doctor. Dr. Tony Lodge. That's why I thought I'd bring it to you. Yep, so you're welcome. I can give you any medical advice. Disclaimer, I'm a doctor. Dr. Tony Lodge. That's why I thought I'd bring it to you. Yep, so you're welcome. I can give you any medical advice. Disclaimer, not actually a doctor. But I think the issues I'm having in the bedroom,

other people will have in the bedroom. And I believe you... Is everything okay with your wife? I believe... Issues in the bedroom? I believe you said that you've also had this issue once this week. I have. My poor wife. My poor wife.

Your poor wife. Our poor wives. But that's coming up soon. But first, Flapped Tony. Tony Lodge is someone that likes to be organised, to have a plan, to know what's going to happen. I really have to try and, like, zen myself out before we do this. I say lean into it.

Do I really have to try and like zen myself out before we do this? I say lean into it. Someone even said in the thread, like, I get flapped by seeing Tony get flapped. So this is inception. So I've got to try and not flap then. No, just lean into it. No, you tell me how you feel. Okay. Because people just want to know if this is something that would annoy you or not.

Okay. Let's start with Jared B. Harris. Hi, Jared B. Harris. Jared decided he wanted to go to Florida for the weekend, catch up with some friends. How fun. Okay. Is that far from where Jared is?

It depends where he lives. Yeah, okay. I don't know. It's a flight. It's definitely a flight. Okay. So he books a flight for Friday afternoon, but for some reason on the website he can't book a return flight.

He can only book a flight there. So he books his flight for Friday afternoon, and he knows that he has to be back 9am Monday morning to go to work. Yeah. So for whatever reason, he can't book the return flight. So he just goes, oh, I'll just get that flight to Florida. And at some stage on the weekend, hopefully the website's back up. I'll figure something out and I'll book a return flight. Nah.

What do you mean? What? You're only giving, you're giving yourself like no wiggle room. What if there's an emergency? What if you need to get back? Like normally when there are no flights, it's because there are no flights. It's not like. I think he said there's a website issue and some of the other ones are sold out, but he'll

just figure it out later. You booked flights for us last night. Oh, don't fucking... Yeah. And this has really fucking stressed me out. I bet it has. We have to go to Sydney. Get to go to Sydney but we're going to speak at this thing and

it's pretty cool. We get to go and last time we went to Sydney, get to go to Sydney, but we're going to speak at this thing and it's pretty cool. We get to go. And last time we went to Sydney, we drove to avoid this. Now I'm wishing that we were driving again. Why do you think you're going to bring this up? Ryan booked flights for us last night and goes, I didn't even know he was booking them, right? You didn't tell me you were booking them. No, proactive.

But then all of a sudden you send me a message. You go, hey, mate, I've booked the flights and I've split the booking so you can pick your own seat and stuff and you'll have it in your emails. I'm looking at my emails. I'm like hitting refresh. We had some problems with our internet the other day. So I'm like, fuck, it's obviously not working again.

And I said, what email did you send it to? And you went blah, blah, blah.com. And I said, blah, blah, blah.com.au. And you went, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Let me check. And then you said, have you got something now? And I said, bro, still nothing. Okay, so when you book a flight for two people,

there's this button that I didn't know existed. It's like, do you want to detach? Sure. Like, do you want to split them? Do you want to separate it into two separate books? I was like, great. Because then you've got your itinerary. You can book your seats, whatever.

It doesn't make sense. So I detached it. And now I don't know where the other half is. Oh, no. The screen's gone off. Are you doing the wrong one? Oh, my God. Hang on, everyone.

Technical error. Where's the other remote? Oh, it's over off. Are you doing the wrong one? Oh, my God. Hang on, everyone. Technical error. Where's the other remote? Oh, it's over there. Hang on. Watch this space. There we go. Oh, my God. It's like nothing ever happened.

So I detached the booking from mine so I can't access it now. And I believed it was going to get sent to you. It hasn't arrived. So somewhere in the ether of the internet is Tony's booking and we don't know where it is. And I go to log in and I go, yeah, I booked this flight. And they go, oh, but you've detached it. I'm like, yep, where's the other half?

And they're like, I don't know. We'll figure it out. We've got a week to figure it out. But if you had have just waited five seconds, I would have sent you more information and that would have meant that even if the wrong email was in there, I still could have accessed it. I know that would have been fine it would have meant that even if the wrong email was in there i still could have accessed it i know that now don't i hindsight's a beautiful thing and so that's i'm quite flapped by that and i messaged you and said

do i need to call them do i need to do something and then messaged you again and said actually no you can fucking deal with this and And I was really proud of myself. Well, I hope you're really proud of yourself catching a bus to Sydney. How much was the flight insurance? The travel insurance? To Sydney? Yeah. It's a flight.

What? What's going to go wrong between Melbourne and Sydney? Travel insurance? We're not going overseas. We're not staying anywhere. What? What's going to go wrong between Melbourne and Sydney? Travel insurance? We're not going overseas. We're not staying anywhere. Travel insurance. But it's then if you, like, lose your shit or, like, everything.

You're taking shit? No, but, like, if you lose stuff or, like, you have to. You're taking a dog? You have to rebook or whatever, which we probably fucking will have to now. We can't rebook. We'll just have to book. Yeah. But no insurance, no. Oh.

I don't think I've ever taken a flight without buying travel insurance. Well, I hope you don't lose anything because then it's gone. Well, it's Chief Financial Officer. I didn't want, they're like, tick this button for extra insurance. And I was like, oh, mate, we're not just throwing away money here. Okay. How about I book the next flights when we're going somewhere? Did you book a return flight or did you do what Jared

B. Harris did? We'll figure it out when we get there. No, I booked a return. When I was younger, I used to play volleyball. Did you? I have mentioned this. Did you play volleyball? Overseas? But when I was in Victoria, the stadium was in Springvale or Dandenong or somewhere in the

south side. And I was more of a north side. No, just outer suburbs. And I was like a north suburbs, but they're in the south side. And I was more of a north side. No, just outer suburbs. Right. And I was like a north suburbs, but they're in the south suburbs. And so sometimes I'd get a lift there. And I wouldn't know on a Saturday afternoon, before I was old enough to drive, how I was going to get back to Altham. But I just knew that someone in the stadium would probably be from around Altham and I could probably, like, get a lift.

Because Altham people are nice. around Eltham and I could probably, like, get a lift. Because Eltham people are nice. That's just being disorganised. But you don't know until you're there. And this is pre, like, DMs and texts and stuff. So Mum would drop me off. She goes, how are you getting home?

I go, oh, someone will be from Eltham. I'll get a ride. So at the end of the game, would you just go, is anyone going back to Eltham? Sometimes. Or, like, has everyone's game finished? And I'm like, oh, I think that guy's from Eltham. Hey, are you from Eltham?

Are you going back our way after the game? He's like, yeah, but, you know, my game's next, so it might be. Well, yeah, no, just let me know. Is it all right if I get a ride? Yeah, sweet. And everyone's really nice. That has given me a coronary. Okay, next one.

I just don't know, like... I thought you said next one. Yeah, next one. No, no. What don't you know? I just don't know why you would put that unnecessary, like, pressure or, like... Well, when you're underage, you can't drive. No, but, like... I'm not going to play volleyball.

Like, the option is if I don't have a lift home before I go, I would have never have gone. So I've just got to figure it out. Okay. Good job. Great job. Well done. You never got murdered, so that's good.

Tony's blog was about sleep cycles last week. Yes. And Josh Brown said, I love Tony's blogs. And I, after reading it, believe that waking up in the right time of your REM is important for your day. It is. It actually makes such a big difference.

I'm so thankful for Tony because now I just wake up when my body feels ready and I don't do alarms or phones in my bedroom. So thank you, Tony, from Josh. Wow, that was not the purpose of the blog. Sinead. Sinead had to drive from Bundaberg in Queensland. Shout out.

Shout out. To Harvey Bay, which is 121 kilometres away. Her fuel tank said 130km left. Piece of piss, right? Nine k's to spare. No, I'd fuel up for full before that. So there's only one stop along the way and there's a sign saying last petrol stop for 80 kilometres.

Yep. But according to Sinead's computer, they had 88 kilometres worth of petrol. So she just kept driving. Cool. cool i just don't why would you do that it's just such unnecessary stress but i would have thought stressing would be like pulling over every bloody five minutes to fill up wasting time then you'd probably be late no but like you hate being late i would never not build time into my schedule to get fuel on the way. But also, then you're like, what if something goes wrong?

See, my thing is always like, what if something goes wrong? Like what? What if they need to pull over and do something or something happens and the car's idling for a while? That uses fuel. Nah. Does it? Well, it does.

Nah. But like, you know? So you don't have any room for error. What error? Any error. Error's not. She's just driving from Harvey Bay to Bundaberg. What's the big deal?

Well, anything could happen. Like what? Why would you not always be prepared for, like. Were you on the scouts? No. Because now it's like scouts always be prepared. Oh, right. No.

But why would you just not always, like, you could to like mitigate any type of risk? Like the things that are in your control. Obviously, like I understand there's no sense in like trying to control things that aren't controllable. But something in your control is organizing a lift or setting your alarm or getting fuel while you have the opportunity to. a lift or setting your alarm or getting fuel while you have the opportunity to. Like, I just, I actually physically, emotionally, romantically cannot understand why you wouldn't. I will fuck until someone fills this tank.

But, like, why wouldn't you just do the things to, like, take control of your destiny? Like, fix the things that you can fix while you have a chance. Are you Gary Vaynerchuk? Is this a Gary Vee motivational speech? Maybe. If people want to put this on TED Talk, that's fine. Yeah, TED Talk. Tony Lodge will speak about filling up

the petrol tank. No, but it's a metaphor. Oh, okay. It's a metaphor for life. But don't you reckon, like... Nah, it just sounds like a waste of time. Think of all the stuff you've done just in case it's just a waste of time. In the time you stuff you've done just in case it's just a waste of time. In the time you've spent doing dumb shit like filling up cars and saving emails, you could have organised a dog. I've done everything that I can.

But you could have started a month ago. I did. I have emailed them a month ago to try and – that's the thing. I'm organising things and doing them by the book because then I don't get someone coming to my house and doing a rent inspection and go, well, you can't have a dog here and then, like, kicking us out or saying we can't have a dog there and then what do I do? When was the last time your landlord came over and had a look?

Well, they do the, how often is the inspection? Every five months or four months or something? Yeah, they bring the dog to my house that day. Now, Emma Monaco has got some great advice for us. And this actually solves the problem from before with the mystery booking. Nothing will fuck you up more than this. This actually just does make me really angry and it fucks my whole day. Because now I'm angry.

Now I'm angry. You'll appreciate the humour in this one. Yep. You know when you book flights, and don't fucking at me for what happened last night, when you book flights normally, you'll get an email that's like, here's a confirmation, here's the itinerary.

And it has your number and everything. Here's the number, here's the time to arrive, here's the time the flight flies out, it's expected to land at this time, terminal three, blah, blah, blah. Yep. Emma Monaco. I don't like having lots of emails in my inbox.

And you are someone that likes to keep a tidy inbox. Yeah, but I only clear things out. So I just delete that email and I'll just remember the times. Fucking idiot. And it just occurred to me, there's a booking for you to go to Sydney under Tony Lodge. So if you don't have the email or the code, you just turn up and type in Tony Lodge and it's booked.

It's paid for. But I haven't selected my seat. Just log in. Can you do it at the counter? But then there'll only be shit seats left. Okay, I see your point. Because what if I get a middle seat, Ryan? You don't want a middle seat?

Who wants a middle seat? Fucking psychopaths? Exactly. Yeah. So see, you can mitigate all of these risks. Emma, that's just fucking dumb. Like, honestly, I just don't even think that's, like, cute and funny. Nah, I think it's pretty cute and funny, Emma. I don't know about that. When I saw that, I was like, even think that's, like, cute and funny. Nah, I think it's pretty cute and funny.

I'm all about that. When I saw that, I was like, yeah, that's a really good point. But the thing is, is that most people that do that can't remember stuff. Like, you always say, oh, I'll just remember that. But you never do. I remember all the time. I came here this morning. But, like, you didn't have your keys.

That is, like, not being an organized person. I didn't. I left my keys inside the office which is no good to you when you're outside of it no but what happened tony turned up a few minutes later and let me in but so it's like this thing like oh i'll just i'll figure it out but you never do you could just figure it out beforehand and then not need to worry or there be anything at risk so i'm actually just really fucked off now and I just, I'm going to go into the weekend with like this

shitty fucking energy now. My whole day is cooked. I quit. This segment started after you went away to the country and you came back and said That was in fucking January mate. It's September now.

New Tony doesn't get upset. She doesn't get flapped. She just goes with the flow. Torbs is playing golf. We're keeping bees. I'm drinking beers during the day. I've got a fucking stress headache. That is what's happening.

Where is that Tony? She's in Albury still. Hey, it's Lucy from Sydney and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. So Tony and I have become obsessed with Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhaney, who have just bought Wrexham, the football team. We bought it like a year ago. And the documentary's just come out on Netflix.

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Thank you for clarifying. Really appreciate that. You've got some problems in the bedroom. I've got some problems in the bedroom. And honestly, it's got worse over the last month to the point where I'm like, I'm Googling shit, which for medical stuff is like. No. Yeah.

Go to the doctor. You've got a blocked nose and all of a sudden you've got cancer. You're right now, you will. Yeah. Do you need like a little blue pill or something, mate? Is that the kind of thing you're talking about? Does that solve my problem? For when it's limp.

So I've had this issue where I think everyone gets it every now and then, but I've had it a lot over the last month. It's common, mate. Don't worry. Where I've been sleeping on my arm and then you wake up in the middle of the night and it's like beyond just pins and needles. Yeah. It's dead.

I cannot feel my arm. I remember like twisting it and just being like, why is there any feeling in this? And it's just dead. And like I said, sometimes every now and then it happens. But the last month, I reckon like every second or third night, I've woken up and just feel gross. And is that like a sign or is there a thing?

Because you know how sometimes there's hidden, not hidden meanings, but. I find it happens to me when I am like sleeping really hard, like when you're really exhausted. But like, you know, when you have it and you can't like control it, so you're trying to like move your arm, but you like fly it over. I've like hit torbs before. Yeah. Like, cause you're like, oh, and then you're like, oh my God,

it like literally got away from me. What is a gross feeling is when it's like, you try to keep it low so the blood can start flowing back and that you can feel slowly. It feels like wet. Yeah, but it's filling up. You can almost feel the life coming back into it slowly. Because it gets a bit warmer.

It feels like your hand's wet. Yeah. And it also feels like it's a hundred kilos because it's just like dead there and then you're like flopping around and you have to kind of. So I'm wondering, a genuine question, is it like if it's a deep sleep, am I doing something? Do you normally sleep on your tummy? Like how do you, are you a side sleeper or like a back sleeper?

Yeah, usually like a side or a back. I used to be on my stomach with my arms like this, but I got Oscar's slattice in my shoulder playing volleyball. And so apparently having your arm above you is like not good. So I had to like teach myself to like sleep different and stuff. How interesting. And so, yeah, maybe I'm sleeping weird or different. And then, but sometimes, because you know, when you eat cheese,

you get crazy dreams. Yep. I don't know if there's like some old wives tale that might be like, oh, if you're stressed or listening to music, like maybe there's some little tidbit that I don't know about that's like some old wives tale that might be like, oh, if you're stressed or listening to music, like maybe there's some little tidbit that I don't know about that's causing this to happen. But anyway, the other night it happens again. And I usually wake up once a night to like go and pee and whatever.

I'm always drinking water and peeing. That's who I am. Okay. So I get up and my arm's dead. So I'm like walking to the bathroom with a dead arm. And like muscle memory, it's my right hand, which would usually be the... I'm trying to be like... This is a lot of information.

I'm trying to be mature about this, but that would be the penis holding hand. Can you? To pee. I mean, you can, but you'd always probably do it the same way. Again, muscle memory. Why wouldn't you just sit down if it was in the night? I was just peeing. No, no, no, but you can sit down to pee.

We've talked about this before. Torbs always sits down to pee. Yeah, I think that's strange. It's hard work. I'm going to sit down and get back up. Yeah. If I sit in the middle of the night, I'll sleep. But in the middle of the night for this reason,

isn't that the best time to sit down? Because you're like, cool, I don't have to control anything. Don't have to aim. Just let gravity do its thing. I mean, probably. So I get there and I'm standing there and, hey, wish you were there the other night, mate. Great idea weren't i wasn't so i'm standing there and um and i i go to like hold it and you know point but my arm is dead i'm just actually this is yep so my like

tracksuit pants are like like, around, like, probably a bit higher than ankle but lower than knee. You took your pants all the way down? Because usually you go, like, left hand to, like, pull them down a little bit and right hand to hold the goods. But then I was, like, I'm trying to not say, like, fucking. I want to talk. This has been an awful episode for me, to be quite honest with you.

But I'm, like, if I'm going to have to hold it with the left, I'm going to have to like pull my pants down first and then, because I've only got one arm at this stage. But then it felt a bit unnatural to hold with my left. I don't know why. Guys, is it? You always use your hands. Anyway.

And so I'm trying to like, I was like, no, I can't do it. So I'm trying to wake up my right arm and you know how the toilet in my, it's like next to the wall. Yeah. So I'm holding my dead right arm and just like trying to like flop it, like hit it against the wall to try and like, you know, get some feeling back into it. And so I'm sort of like, wake up, you know, fucking whatever. And so Bridget walks and. Of course has woken up to that she hears

this like oh fucking jesus god what are you doing getting the fucking where are you come on and she's like what's going on and then she kind of like opens the bathroom and I'm standing there with my pants at my ankles, holding my right arm with my left arm, smacking it against the wall. How unsettling. She goes, what are you doing? I was like, and it's sort of, you know, you're half asleep and then you kind of have that like. This is weird.

What am I doing? Yeah. It's a great question, Bridge. So, you know, I've been sleeping all night. And I tried to explain how did I get to this situation. And then I didn't need to pee anymore because I got stage fright. Do you always sleep in tracksuit pants? Is that your first question?

Aren't they uncomfortable to sleep in? Sorry, that's thrown me. That's thrown you? Yeah. In winter? Really? Trackies? Why are they?

Oh, I just would never sleep in pants. Like they get stuck when you're rolling over and stuff. Maybe that's what's causing my issues with the arm. This is obviously a problem because you had to lift and pull and whatever. I know it's been so cold in Melbourne recently, but I will, for you, start sleeping naked. Oh, do a nip. You're welcome, mate.

Wow. Wow. God, where to from here is what I'm thinking. Would you like to add anything? Are we done here? I just, wow. I was maybe going to talk about how I drool a lot in my sleep, but nothing can beat that.

I'm actually a mad drooler in my sleep. Yeah? Like crazy. Do you drool in your sleep? Dunno. I'm not awake. No, but, like, when you wake up, you can tell. I don't think so.

Why are you drooling? I don't know. I don't think I've really ever done it before, but, like, the last couple of years, I wake up and, like, my face is, like, stuck to the pillow a bit because, like, yeah, it's disgusting. And I used to just... This is definitely the most worst story of sleeping on this podcast.

Please continue. And I was like, it must just be when I'm heavy, like, really dead asleep. Like, I'm exhausted. I'm just like. And then the other day, on Sunday, I fell asleep on Torbs on the couch, literally for five minutes. Like, we were just, like, snuggling on the couch, whatever, and I kind of dozed off. And I couch literally for five minutes like we were just like snuggling on the couch whatever and i kind of dozed off and i woke up after five minutes and there was like a pool

of drool on his he was wearing a gray t-shirt oh the gray is the worst as well really pops i was sweaty the other day uh and i and tony goes oh in a gray t-shirt as well yeah it just makes everything yeah it's so much worse we should throw all of our grey T-shirts out. And I was like, no, it just happens when I'm really deep asleep. And then Torb's like looks at the drool on his shirt and he's like, mate. Fucking. Probably not. Can someone help with Tony's drool and my dead arms?

Oh, great question. Help us. Is it weird that as I've been getting hard, you've been drooling? What? What? What? No. What? Well, it's probably started happening more over the last month, right?

Like at the same time. Well, me drooling made you limp. I was trying to keep a straight face. I'm done. Must be your third leg. Are the old tripods going round? I was trying to keep a straight face. I'm done. Must be your third leg. Are the old tripods coming around? Fucking hell.

Sorry, it's really gone to the dogs. Hopefully I get a dog soon. Everyone enjoy your weekend. I've got a You Love To See It from Jackie Cox. Do you want to go? I've got a You Love To See It. That's quite heartwarming. So would you like for me to go first?

Mine's a fucking Yeah Get It Sister vibes. Okay for me to go first? Mine's a fucking, yeah, get it, sister, vibes. Okay, I'll go first because it's very sweet. This is from a friend of the show, Smosh Smodgers. Oh, Smosh. Yep. He has shared his, you love to see it with us. I love to see my new life. Ooh.

Although I've moved out of my old state in April, I've been really enjoying it finally after July. So Smosh Smodgers and his wife, they moved away. He's gotten a new job and I think they're doing a bit tough. You know when you move to a new city, you're trying to fucking relearn yourself and find a new supermarket, all that shit. Pay bonds and deposits.

It's fucking expensive. What a fucking mess. Well, Smosh Smodgers got a promotion. What? And it really helps. And now he's feeling a little bit less stress and a lot more relieved. And it's definitely nice to have a better and more relaxed life with my wife. Beautiful. And Courtney is his wife as well.

She's lovely. So sweet. And Smosh Smodgers is, you know, part of the gang. Part of the gang. Part of the fam. And I fucking love to see that. Now, I think it was a few weeks ago where, was it Rick Name that went and visited Smosh?

Smosh Smodgers went to Rick Name's. Oh, okay, right. And I love to see that none of them were axe murderers because there was a bit of chat about meeting people on the internet. There was, yeah. So I doubly love to see it for Smosh. Yeah, still alive. Still alive.

Yeah. Not a serial killer. Yeah. Meeting people who to see it for Smosh. Yeah. Still alive. Still alive. Yeah. Not a serial killer. Yeah. Meeting people who are also not murdering him. Yeah. And a stress-free life, you know. Everyone wants that. So Smosh Sponsors, we love to see that.

And we love you. Thanks for listening to the pod. Yeah. Jackie Cox. After three years of being in my toxic work environment with my narcissistic boss, I finally took a stand for myself. Because you know when you're kind of like, oh, but it's the boss, I have to do what they say, and you kind of, society goes,

yeah, it's the boss, mate, you've just got to fucking cop it. Yeah, and don't you reckon there's always that attitude of like, oh, six more months. Like when you're in a shitty job, you're like, yeah, if I get to Christmas, I'll be on leave for a bit. Or, oh, in six months, I think John's going to go. So I might be able to take their job and I might be working. Like, I feel like you're always reasoning with yourself

of why you should stay in a shit job. Absolutely. Well, it wasn't just me. Me and my fellow co-workers, we all stood up to the boss. Jackie! I dropped my keys on the counter and walked out. Jackie! What a fucking move. I've never been that type of person. I dropped my keys on the counter and walked out. Jackie. What a fucking move.

I've never been that type of person. I don't think anyone's born that type of person. No. People are that built. Yeah. Yeah. That's respect. And you know how, like, unemployment's low and companies are struggling to find staff?

Like, there's a bit of a... So, like, it's a job seeker's market out there. It is, yeah. What is the thing? The great resignation or whatever? Yeah. Yeah. Is that relevant to this? I don't know It is, yeah. What is the thing, the great resignation or whatever? Yeah. Is that relevant to this?

I don't know. Yeah, no, good economics chat. Thanks. I should have got you to break down the labour market. Yeah, I could have done. Too late now, unfortunately. Within the day, I had two new job offers. No fucking way.

And again, you keep going, oh, but if I quit then what? I'll be stuck and I won't be able to do this. Yeah, oh, I worked so hard to get here. They won't give me a reference because I fucking left in a... Nah, within that day, two job offers. Jackie Cox, fucking get around that. Jackie, that is fucking... Oh, everyone's killing it. Yeah.

Everyone is fucking killing it at life at the moment. Smosh Smodges is getting promoted. Jackie's getting a new job. Torbs is getting drooled on. And I'm slapping my dead arm against the bathroom wall with my dick out. I'll hold your cock for you. You're Rachel Cox? Yeah, my Jackie Cox.

Jackie Cox. Sorry, Jackie. Great times. I will, though. I will. Yeah, you would. Yeah. Because you're a...

I'm a good friend. You are a good friend. But it wouldn't be weird because I would... Wouldn't it? No. Maybe. You were... We could talk about? No. Maybe. You were... We could talk about this later.

Yeah. Privately. Actually, I think I prefer to do it with... Well, you've got support. She gets rocked. Oh, thank you so much for listening. Oh, you brought in a serviette for you. I'm going to pretend that's like with the papers.

Oh, okay. I'll pick up your coffee cup. Thank you so much for listening. Hope that you've had a great week. You love to see that. On Monday, we'll have a You Love To See It thread up in our Facebook group, and we'd love to hear about you fucking killing it. And Champion Tarpers, I'll see you in the live stream tomorrow.

Tomorrow. Let's do a coffee now. This is not mine So I don't want to drink it Yeah Ryan orders a soy cappuccino Isn't that the worst coffee order you've ever heard? Is it?

I don't think it's very good What? Milk? I'm not good with milk No, no, no It's not the soy I've got the problem with It's that it's a cappuccino Cappuccino? What would you prefer?

I go a latte normally Yeah, but I like a little bit of chocolate on top That's cute Yeah But on this coffee a little bit of chocolate on top. That's cute. Yeah. But on this coffee cup, all the chocolate's on the top anyway. You're right. So you don't actually get to enjoy it, see? I'll have to let off.

Don't tip. No, I'm not tipping. See? Yeah. Chat. Love you, bye. Just friends chatting about coffee. Just friends chat.

Oh. See ya. Fuck. This is a podcast, by the way, do you think? Probably should have drank it when it was hot at the start. Oh, my God, you've got all this chocolate all over your face now. Love you, bye.