Toni and Ryan - Hollandaise at a Funeral

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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Patty Spabrebo. Shabrigo. Sorry. Hello, Patty. Oh, my God. Hi. Hello. How are you, Patty? Doing well. How are you? We're very well.

Even better now that we're talking to a hot California girl. Can you confirm that you're a hot California girl? I wish I were. That's funny. You definitely are. You live in California and you're a TARPA. That's all we need. That's all you need.

Are you serious? Okay. Answer the question again. Are you a hot California girl? I am a hot California girl. Yes. Correct. Correct.

Correct. Patti, thank you so much for being a Tapa. Will you please approve today's podcast? Yes, I will. Hot and correct. I mean, what else is there? Hi, this is Patti from California and I approve this podcast. I have not been a good friend to Tony Lodge. I just decided I was going to make an iced coffee and I said, do you want one?

And Tony goes, actually, that looks great. I'll have one. I said, well, there's no more cups and there's no more ice. So you can't. And then Tony said, I'll just have water. Yeah. And then I gave her a sip of the iced coffee

and she went, that is actually quite good. And it is. But didn't offer for me to have it. Do you want it? No. But you didn't go, oh, do you want this one? You know what I mean? But I was so clearly invested

and I was halfway through making it for me. Yeah. Do you want it though? How come we didn't have any ice? Because someone's been using it and not replacing the ice cube thing. Oh, do we not have many trays? No, we've got lots that have been left out by someone yesterday actually. Oh, interesting.

Yep. And I'm just, I'm not a great friend to you and I want to apologize because you deserve better than that because I love you. That's really sweet. And I've let myself I'm not a great friend to you and I want to apologize because you deserve better than that because I love you. That's really sweet. And I've let myself down and I've let you down. I'm impartial about Sophie. That's fair. I think it's also just that, um, at the office, cause it is only us.

Yeah. Like, there's no one else to blame. We feel comfortable here and we treat it like a home. You've been a little too comfortable. Oh, no, that's where I was going. Yeah. Sorry. I'm sorry. I just love you guys and I love this place and I feel like I'm at

home when I'm here and the concept don't fall for it. And the concept, you know, I fall for it. So for you, because for its IV and the consequences of that is maybe it's not as tidy as it should be. Maybe the ice cubes aren't refilled as swiftly as they should be. And maybe Tony doesn't get as many back rubs as Ryan does because he's actually quite, um, uh, he likes a massage. Jessi Latham Receiving one. Ryan In Yeah.

Jessi Latham Yeah. Ryan In Yeah. Jessi Latham Yeah. Ryan In Yeah. Ryan In Yeah. Ryan In But thank you for being a good friend to me. And I apologize for not being a good friend to you. Jessi Latham I appreciate that.

Ryan In Tomorrow, I'll get you a nice coffee. Jessi Latham Thanks. Ryan In Let's do normal on our Jessi Latham Woo. Ryan In Jessica Lynn has a normal on us. Frosted glass in public bathrooms. Check the photo I've just sent you. It's come from Jessica Glynn.

These frosted glass that they're supposed to be for privacy are getting way too transparent for comfort. I could see the outlines of people walking by, which means that I know they can see the outline of my cute little ass sitting on the porcelain throne. Can I also say that this photo, the door has way too big a gap at the bottom. That's just America, dude. I don't know what the deal is over there.

It's like the doors just where the doors are just like a belt. That is actually true. Cause when we were, yeah, in Australia, the gaps are quite. You couldn't sneak underneath. No, not at all. They can go under. You can probably go through the cracks on the side or jump over. If you could do a Frosby flop and get enough run up.

No, I'm not into the frosted door, not in a public bathroom. If you want that in your home, but it's only you ever using it or whatever. And it's in your ensuite or something. I think that's a bit different, but like not in a public restroom. As someone who spends a lot of time on realestate.com.au and just looking at houses on Instagram, there's this thing where obviously natural light in the bathroom, how beautiful, but the trade off is, well, you can't have the curtain open because there's fucking you're doing it.

And so a lot of people go the frost to go, but I'm like, if someone's walking past and they can see shadows of me. Like that's not it either. I guess it depends on where the window is. There's a bit. Okay. So, you know, at my mom's house, you know, that place where you drove into and, uh, when you, I don't know if you know this, but when Tony came to my

mom's house, she drove into a tree in the driveway, she was trying to impress her with by reverse parking and then she drove into a tree in the driveway. She was trying to impress her with by reverse parking. And then she drove into a tree, but the people's I'm fucking, I hate something, the people at the front. See how he's a really good friend to me. You know how we were just talking about that. And I said, don't worry about sweet. It's all good trees like that.

So the, it was like the smallest brush. It didn't even, nothing to the tree. It was more embarrassing. It was more embarrassing. Definitely. I was like, first time I met Mandy in real life. So mum lives in like the little thingy units and the units at the front, the ensuite has a big frosted window that goes to that driveway.

So when you're communal drive, yeah. So when you're going up and down the communal driveway, you can see shadows of your mum. No, no, no. Of the units at the front. Oh, so not her one. Not her one. But like, so when the lights is switched on behind something,

that's like a silhouettes dance. It's like a puppet. Yeah. And you're like, Oh my God, Carol. Especially if you see two people in there and you're like, Oh my God. Get a deck chair and sit out there on the communal driveway. Oh, you know, in like Austin Powers. Yeah.

Looks like something else. Yeah. That is comedy, isn't it? It is. Yeah. I mean, we're all talking about it. We're all laughing. And he's like trying to hammer the thing in.

Yeah. The thing. And then he like mini-measles in the apple. It looks like a big cock. And then he bends down and takes a apple. It looks like a big cock. And then he bends down and takes a bite out of the apple. Very funny. Should we as a bunch of friends who love and care for each other and clean up after themselves,

watch Austin Powers together soon? Yeah. Should we do that for our Christmas party? Yes. Let's watch Austin Powers for our Christmas party. Oh, you guys could come to mine. Because like, you know. I actually already invited you guys to mine, but the aircon and the sitting in front of the TV, sitting in front of the fire.

Both are on for ambience reasons. Cancel each other out. Oh, that's good. Anyway, Cara has a normal or nah. Hi Cara. Should this be allowed in a cafe? Five people walked into the cafe and said to Kara who works there, can you turn the music down?

And she goes, oh, yeah, all good. No worries. Five people, like five separate people or like a group of five. A group of five walk in and say, oh, do you mind turning the music down? She goes, yeah, all good guys. Yeah. One of them pulls out a laptop and they're watching a live stream of a funeral together. It's emotional.

A few of them are crying and consoling each other and they thought, Oh, we can't make it maybe the funeral's interstate or whatever, so let's get together and we'll watch it together. Yeah. So they've all ordered food and drinks and stuff. And then Kara says it's really awkward because I'm trying to put eggs Benedict down on the table and not get cried on. God.

Yeah. I mean, friend died eggs Benedict. Yeah. I think that's a, there's no losers there. Except the dead guy watching a few. He might've been an asshole. Yeah. We don't know that.

Like we don't know. Yeah. Watching it was Hitler's funeral. Would you feel bad now? No, you'd have an eggs penny and you'd go, thank God. Sophie, can we do a quick history lesson with Tony on the timeline of innovation? I don't know if Zoom was around when Hitler passed away. Innovation, not invasion.

Is that what you meant? The timeline of innovation, I see. When did Hitler die and when was Zoom a thing? In my mind. As far as you know, maybe it's been a secret thing that they've had all this time. They were actually quite efficient. All I'm saying is, I don't think immediately we need to assume that he was a great guy. Yeah. And you know what?

I'll pop that. Watching funerals in public, normal or nah. Nah, that's fucked. I actually think 80% of this story besides it being Hitler is, well, maybe he's the other 20%, is quite heartwarming. The idea of we can't make it, but let's get together and watch this together is actually a really beautiful sentiment. It's really sweet.

Surely you'd say, I'll put the fire on. I'll put the air con on. I'll put Austin Powers on beforehand. Come around to my house in a private setting and we can watch this and, you know, think of our good, awful, evil, tyrannical friends. The person who's driving, we don't know the situation, but yeah, I agree. That seems like something you'd want to be in private for. I have watched a funeral on Zoom.

I think we probably all did through COVID. Yeah. And it was one of the hardest things ever because it was, I watched it by myself. Yeah. And then you close the laptop and it's like, all of a sudden that emotion just has nowhere to go. So like, you want to hug someone or you want to put your arm around someone or just, yeah. Like for me, it was like a really good friend of mine.

And so I wanted to talk to her mom. I wanted to be like, oh my God, like, do you know what I mean? And so the weird thing about that is, as you said, you do want to be with people, but in a cafe is crazy. Wow. Go get food after or get food before and then head back and watch it to get, you know. I don't think not having Ed Benedict is the solution. Agree.

But the timing. It never is. The timing is off. Yeah. T Scott, who's in Canada. Hi, T Scott in Canada. Normal or nah? Removing your dog's collar when they're at home so they can be a little more comfortable.

Normal. Normal. Bron didn't have a collar for about a year when we were in both during COVID. Yeah. We just like, I watched, I gave him a bath once and was like, you're not going anywhere. But I'll tell you what my, my favorite thing to do is. I know what you're about to say.

It's so good. Do you know what I'm about to say? Sophie? Okay. So I walk into the kitchen area and I go, Hey, Bridge, I don't know where BJ's gone. And she goes, what, what do you mean? And I go, I don't know where he is. I just, I haven't seen him.

And she goes, where did you last see him? And I go, but I have seen Nudie Rudy. And then Ron dropped out, no collar. He's just like, woo, tricked her. He's naked. Naked. I was like, I don't know where BJ is, but Nudie Rudy. Up on the couch.

Okay. Righto. Someone's had a bath, very smooth, very clean. I mean, you wouldn't want to wear a collar at home, would you? No, I wouldn't. I think it's like taking off your bra or watch. Yeah. Like if you wear a watch all the time.

Pippa doesn't wear a collar. Like when we take her out, she has a harness. So she doesn't? No. Oh, I never considered that. You've never seen her in a collar. She doesn't wear one. Is it cause she like, does it not fit as well for a Frenchie?

No, like, cause you just get a narrower one. Like, cause obviously like a collar you'd put on BJ, obviously you wouldn't put on Pippa. But no, it's, she just doesn't wear one. So some people, the point of the collar is like the, if she gets out, but she's all chipped and she's micro chipped and she's microchipped and also she can't really get out at our house. Like it's Fort Knox down at Lodge's house. Well, it would be hard for her to get out like by accident. Yeah. Yeah. And it just doesn't seem that comfortable, but yeah, on her harness, um, she has a tag that says like Pippa and has our phone numbers on it and stuff. But yeah, now she doesn't wear a collar, but I imagine- So she's a Livin' La Vida loco.

She is. She's a comfortable like- Nudie Rudy Pippa Rally. Ashley in North Carolina has a normal on her. Hi Ashley. Ashley asks, is it normal to get turned on when your partner tells you they've done chores around the house? I had a few really exhausting stressful days at work.

And my boy messaged me and said, I know you've had a few rough ones, but just know that when you get home, the laundry is done, I've mopped and vacuumed and dinner is made for us so we can just relax. And Ashley says, but when I hear that, I don't want to relax. I want to suck that dick.

And he goes, no, you don't have to do that. And she goes, no. No, I need to. My job and duty now is to, I think that's normal. But also I guess that that means that that's probably one of your like love languages, right? Like acts of, you're like, oh, the fact that you've done that I didn't have to ask, like, oh, that's so good.

The mental load. It makes me want to take his load. For example, potentially, maybe. Should we put that on a t-shirt? Lighten the mental load to take. There needs to be a word in front of. Yeah. Take some load.

Also load and load don't rhyme. Well, they do if you're a terrible songwriter. Like, but it doesn't. So let me work on it. Relax mode makes me want to take your load. Yeah. Put me in relax mode to take your load. Take off some mental load.

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now. Yeah. Now, last week, I outed Tony as having gone on a date to the Northland food court. True. Which did, well, can I say it wasn't the food court, cause it was like the sushi train there. So it's not in the actual like- What's next door? It's not next to the Maccas.

It literally is next door to Maccas, that sushi. No, it's not. It's not that sushi. It's not the sushi thing. It's the sushi train in the back. Like, you know, next to like where the Betty's Burgers and the yogurt place is in the back center. There is a McDonald's four meters from that sushi place.

Is there? The one in the corner. Yeah. Oh, so cause we went through that back part. Yep. Oh, I actually didn't know that. There's a booze juice there. Is there?

Do you know, um, you know how like shopping centers now have the fancy, but then they have the like restaurant quarter or whatever they fucking call it. It's not, it's not the food court. It is the restaurant quarter. And it's like there is a McDonald's there. I know that because I'm like picturing, you know, oh, like right next to the McDonald's and then there's like a curry place and a kebab place, you know, but it's like the parts where you can sit in. Yeah. There is a sit in place, but it just obviously for lols, it sounds funny to out you as a food court date goer, but it is the nice end of Northland.

I'll tell you what's also thrown me, which is, you know, I'll tell you what's thrown me and this is just like real like dumb brain energy. Yeah. Is that when you go to Northland, you park in a different area to when I go to Northland. Yeah. So you keep saying like up the back and in my mind I'm like, no, it's up the front because that's not the back at all.

It's right at the front. Yeah. But it's the center is in the middle and there's a car park around the outside. The whole way. It was like, which one's the front? That's actually so funny. Oh my God. Cause you know how like Kmart and Target are like way down the back.

Yes. No, I know what you mean. Cause I've parked on that side before. Do you know what's weird? Is that I keep saying down the back, but it is the side I'm park at to go there. Well, every way is the front. If you just go in there. No, no, no.

But I'm saying like I park right next to that part and I'm still calling it the back. So you think you're going in the back entrance and of course after a date night at Northland, who's to say? A date night at Northland, who's to say? A date night at Northland. Okay. So we're still young and cool and we love each other. It's been 10 years. We're just going on a date to the supermarket. The weekend that's just gone.

Tony goes, I've got a date. We're going out for a fancy, sexy dinner and then going in to see Wicked. Um, which you told us about yesterday and you said it was incredible. Yeah. I just wanted to check. I fucking hate you. That is really nasty. Is it true that your sexy dinner before the movie on a Saturday night was at the

McDonald's in the Westfield Doncaster food court? Yes. What'd you get? Double quarter pounder. Fuck yeah. No chips. I got nuggets instead. It's date night.

It's gonna be fancy. Yeah. Um, big Mac always. Big back with the nuggets is a hack that not all people don't know about. That's it's one of mine. It's a T-Lodge move. Yeah. Um, okay.

Let me fuck and okay. No, you don't need about. That's it's one of mine. It's a T-Lodge move. Yeah. Um, okay. Let me f**k and okay. No, you don't need to defend it. I just wanted to just check the facts and just like sign off. Just that I heard that right. I would just like to set the scene a little bit. So it wasn't Saturday night. It was actually Friday night, which seems unimportant. However, Torbs and I were both meeting there after work.

So we drove there separately. Hang on. Did Torbz go from day to night? He did. And so did I, because you guys, we'd all been filming stuff and I went from- But was he prepared? Like, was he wearing proper underwear, you know, like for the evening? Proper underwear?

Um, what is- No, because when you're going is, what is improper underwear? When you're going on a date, you have like, you good underwear on. You slutty underwear. Yeah. Um. But when you go to work, you just like have something comfy on. Hence the going from day to night. Right. We all got fooled that we had to dress to impress during the day because we're going on a hot date later to the Doncaster food court and to see Ariana Grande later. So I got to be dressed to go from day to night.

You need to be very aware that your attitude is coming across a little bit snarky because it was sweet. And Torbz was like, oh, on Friday night, like, do we have any plans? We'll go see the thing. And he's like, and we'll go to sushi train first, because it's like our favorite thing to do together. But so because we were meeting after work, we both drove separately because we were coming from opposite directions and it was also about 40 degrees that day. And so quite a lot of people

had decided to descend upon the Doncaster to like get into the air con and like escape the heat. So when I was little, when I was hot, mum would be like, should we just go to the supermarket? And I was like, why? And she's like, just cause it's cool. And I went, yeah. The cinema is great for that too, because it's always chilly and it's, you know. So when I was like little, I'd go barefoot to the supermarket because you know how it's always got like a tile and it's cold.

Or the line or whatever it is. Yeah. And you just step onto that with a bare foot on a hot day. And you're like, I've never gone to the shops barefoot, but I have slipped off a Birkenstock and put my foot on the ground before. So I see you've touched the forbidden tile. Yeah, I have. And isn't it delicious?

So I understand the concept very well. We need to get out of this hot house into someplace cool, which happens to be. Which everybody in the greater area of Doncaster had decided was what they were going to do. It wasn't our ploy. We wanted to see the film, but did you rock up to the sushi train and they go, did you have a booking and you go, what? Even worse. So I drove around for 25 minutes, trying to find a car park.

Westfield Doncaster. You wouldn't fucking read about it. Can you believe, can you believe anyway? So I'm driving around trying to find a fucking car park. Of course. Yeah. Um, but Torb's is parked already. He's got a spot and he's just like waiting for me.

Yeah. And then I drove past where he was and he jumped in my car and we were like circling together. Oh, what a gentleman. So it's quite, this is a cute date night. Anyway, I take back my attitude. But then we're, so we're getting longer and longer. I'm looking for a car park.

Yeah. And so the closer and closer we're getting to when the film's going to start. Oh, so we're like, fuck, I don't have time to wait for the fucking sashimi to come around. Well, so we're like, we could eat, we could go there and eat in 20 minutes and then go to the movie. Like that's fine. Like we could eat, we could go there and eat in 20 minutes and then go to the movie. Like that's fine.

Anyway, we get to the sushi train and there are 25 people in the line to sit down at the sushi train. Oh my God. I know. Was there someone with some kind of a rope and a... Yes. So there's this big line and someone's standing there and they're like, just wait there.

And then- Not in those shoes, mate. And then they go, oh, well, you're waiting for four, but you're just waiting for two. Did you want to come in? And they're like fully bouncing people into the sushi train. Fuck.

But for those in the know, there's two sushi trains at Doncaster. So I was like, let's head downstairs and go check out the other one. We get to the other one. There's only six people waiting in line. We're like, sweet. Everybody that's there is like settled in though.

Yeah. And so we stood there and waited for like 15 minutes and all of a sudden I'm like, the movie starts in 20 minutes. Let's just grab a quarter pounder and fucking get in there. So we walked over to, we're like walking around, everyone's got a huge line and there's no seats there either. Isn't the food court there beautiful though? But just like, give me a fucking break.

Just, can someone put a burger in this bitch and let me go and watch Ariana Grande? And then, so we walk over and there's like a Maccas and a GYG or a Mad Men, like a burrito place. And we're like, fuck, which one should we get? And I was like, oh, burrito sounds good. And then Torb's like, look, Charlie's like, do you want to eat a burrito standing up? There's no seats. And I was like, that's a great question. So we are standing up instead.

Nah, that is fair because as someone who once tried to have subway whilst driving, Oh no, terrible. All fall out. That's a mistake. The only mate once. So when I Mexican, yeah, no. Well, and it was a really good shout from him. He's like, no, that's a mistake. You're the only mate once. So when I Mexican, yeah, no. Well, and it was a really good shout from him. He's like, no, that's good.

Cool. And you know what? Thanks for bringing all that context. Yes. Cause I feel like you've played the game and you've, you've actually made some good decisions there. So I'm kind of expecting like a sweet night where we're like sitting at the sushi train and we get to have like all of our favorite yummy things and we go to the

movies and instead we were hot, sweaty, eating a double quarter pounder, and then going up to the cinema and just like hoping for the best. Yeah. And we get in the thing and then we're just like waiting for the movie to start. I'm like the air con in there better be fucking pumping. And was it? It was not really battling against the heat and all of the very sweaty bodies in there. Yeah, shit, far out.

So, but I think like all in all, it was a great night and the movie obviously was awesome, but fuck, it was like- A mission. It was just not what we were hoping for. A beautiful date night. And then because I had to park so far away, we walked, after the movie, we walked to Torb's car and then he had to drive me to my car because it was so dark and scary and it was like up three floors. Cause it didn't finish till 4am.

Yeah. So it's so late at night and all the, like the whole thing's empty. Just my car like in the very back corner on the top, like the roof of the thing. But like, so scary. Partectic. One thing that we didn't get to yesterday when you were giving your glowing review of seeing wicked is what was the ratio of crowd between like there to watch the movie versus like theater kid who was there to perform and sing along with the numbers and stuff.

There weren't any singers in, um, in our session that we went to. Maybe it's cause you didn't go like opening day when the crack, the crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack There weren't any singers in our session that we went to. Maybe it's because you didn't go like, opening day when the crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy things are in there. But I think- Sorry for doing that crazy, crazy thing. But everybody that was there was there to watch, like no one talked. Yeah, great.

Because it was still very early. That was fucked on the off. Like the movie hasn't been out for long, so it's still real early. Yeah. But it was lots of, it was really sweet actually. It was lots of like two girls there that were like, Oh my God, can't like not away from our boyfriends. Can you, we're so excited to like go and watch this movie that we've seen the

show a bunch of times. Like it was lots of like, Yeah, cute. Um, like sweet outings for people that have been like waiting for this movie for so long. Is it a girls night movie? Like you'd describe or just the, um, I don't really know. Yeah. I guess it was, but there was lots of couples that were there. I think as well, probably not a good night to judge because it was so hot. It was, it was air conditioned.

Sit it. What's on wicked. Great. Like that's fine. Three hours. Sick. Awesome. We can sit in the aircon for three hours and have like a massive coke.

Yeah. Yeah. So I think, yeah, it was three hours and have like a massive coke. Yeah. Yeah. So I think, yeah, it was probably more, a bit of a split of those, but I think there was just so many people just like so happy to be there. Yeah, great.

Yeah. And at the end we all sat and just like, we're like, yeah, fuck. Is a plungy pool being delivered downstairs? What the fuck's going on? I wonder why that window's open. A huge truck's being, are they dropping off the pool here, Tony?

Yeah. Could you imagine getting a pool and they just like drop it out the front? Like it was a regular delivery. And they just go, yeah, cool. See you later. Yeah. And you go, when I got a desk delivered once, they did that and they took it to the wrong place.

Oh, that's right. Do you remember that? And they took it to my old apartment. I was like, no, no, no, that was the billing address. The shipping address is somewhere else. And they were like, nah. And I was like, no, no, no, that was the billing address. The shipping address is somewhere else. And they were like, nah. And I was like, I'm looking at the invoice. Like I'm telling you.

And I'm also in the house and you're not here and I can't see a desk. But yes, I wonder if though that happens a bit. Cause you know how it's hard to get Uber Eats here because we're fucking in a weird spot. Oh yeah. Yeah. I've had the guy call and goes, I'm here and I'm like out the front. I go, no, no, no. He goes, yeah, I'm out the front. And I go, you're not. You're not. And I'm not. And I don't know. Yeah, no, I am. Um, yeah, I'm not trying to be a dick, but I know that you're not.

Yeah. Um, I got to love to see it here. And I think this is a similar energy to, you know, that classic, like you put an old jacket on there's 10 bucks in the pocket. And you're just like, fuck yeah, what a win. I accidentally ordered the wrong thing from our local Thai place, not Thai our place. From a Thailand based restaurant. Accidentally ordered the wrong thing

or maybe they put the wrong thing in or they heard something like it was. Yeah, did you order over the phone? Yeah, and so I got home and I pulled out the bag and I'm going, oh, this isn't the thing that I ordered. And it's annoying when you are excited about a particular thing, like sushi train maybe and then you have to have nuggets. Hypothetically, like if you got sushi train. But I opened the mystery dish. Yeah. And it was fucking awesome. Oh, you love to say that. And it was just like, probably the best thing I've had.

What was it? Do you remember? Oh, it was just- Well, no, you didn't order it. Yeah. I actually couldn't tell you what it was. But it was just like a- Can you describe it? Oh, it was just, usually we get like a curry and I get a thing from the grill and Bridget will get like a vegetarian with mint and basil and chili stir fry veggie tofu thingy. Yeah. But it was just like on skewers, like just probably they went, oh, white guy probably wants satay skewers because what else do white guys order? Sure. But it was just like a classic like skewer thing with rice and vegetables and chicken.

And it was just like, this is fucking unbelievably good. Yeah, right. And I wish I could order again if I knew what it was called. You can't, it's our mystery tie. But when you kind of like, your expectations are high, then they're low because you think there's a fuck up. But then... Oh, what a rollercoaster of emotions. Yeah, it really was. It was a rollercoaster of emotions.

You've got to be careful on those rollercoasters though, cause the wheels, you know, you gotta get them aligned. The tires, yeah. But that was my, and I just went, ha! You love to see that? What a pleasant surprise. A pleasant surprise. Yeah.

A pleasant surprise. Beautiful. I've got a love to see it here from main runner 828 commented this to send to us. Um, big thank you to you two for being absolute gems. I finished my first ever marathon today, which was huge. Uh, but the months and months of training runs with a real hard part, kind of like ramping up to something.

They say, listening to you guys shoot the shit made time slip by. And I found myself smiling even when the running was really hard. Um, so thanks to you guys. Running's fucked man. Which is so sweet. And I need a marathon. Yes. Yep. Fuck. It's the mental fortitude of a marathon. I mean, not that I would have the fitness to do it. I'm not being like, oh, I could do it, but mentally I couldn't. Like neither. But the mental part is what would fuck me, I think, because I would just get so bored. Yeah. Yeah. I think a marathon, if you've run a marathon for the rest of your life, you are a marathon runner.

Oh, yeah. And just, I hold you in such high esteem because I just, yeah, fuck. It's just crazy. But I think it's even the same. It's like when people are like, yeah, I go for a walk for an hour. I'm like, what? How? Because it's the mental game of being like,

oh, I'm a bit bored of this and I could probably go and like do some work. Yeah. That's when I get like a bit antsy and I'm like, I've had enough of this. Yeah. That's why I'm good with going to like Pilates or whatever. Someone else is leaving the class

and I don't have to think about it. Do you want me to record something? No. And? No. Option, no. Off I'm not accepted. It's just an hour of me going, oh good dog. Keep gum. I'll tell some jokes. I'll do that one about the roller coaster and the tires. Oh yeah. That's good. I could just listen to this I guess. Just cut me out. Just listen to you. No, you rate your own gear.

No, no, I'm saying that. If you took me out of this podcast, I don't know what I should do. Oh, don't do that. No, no, no, like if you weren't in this podcast, it would just be, yeah, nah, you don't want to. Don't do that. Get the full experience.

Get the full experience. The full experience, yeah, I mean, like. Rate your own gear. How good's bread, how good's butter, but together. Bread and butter pudding. Unstoppable, yeah. Bread and butter pudding is unreal

because I love the little sultanas. Just a juicy surprise. Do you want to panettone? Though imagine making a bread and butter pudding with panettone. I think that's what we're doing in our house because we got a panettone that wasn't awesome. So I think we're going to. What was that you suggesting that?

I have suggested that purely because. To use up the panettone that we got from the local supermarkets. Well because I always think that panettone is going to be like brioche, buttery, like. No. But it isn't that. It's dry. Dryer than a witch's tit.

So then, do you know what somebody told me the other day that apparently a panettone, you're supposed to like cover it in custard and that's what soaks it up. So that's why it's dry. Or brandy or something. Yeah. Cause it's to be, something's to be poured on. Torbz's mum actually told me that cause I was like, they're always dry.

And she was like, have you put the stuff on it? And I was like, have you put the wet stuff in? I was like, this is why we need mums in our life. Yeah. Because they know things like this. Oh, too soon, mate. It's been a big week. Come on.

It's been 10 years for me. I think I'm fine. Well it's still fresh so I'm sorry. What about the the tapas that are maybe the the milk cake is back. Tres leches. I'm surprised Sophie's brought up milk to be honest this week. Sophie do you have some milk to offer? Sorry redacted. Redacted. No but if all three of us brought some milk we could tres les des le panettone. Yeah yeah. Reducted. No, but if all three of us brought some milk, we could trust less there's the Panettone. Yeah. Yeah. Shotgun condensed.

Okay. Interesting. Interesting. Coffee C. Peng is my favorite drink in the world. I love condensed milk. Like when you get a Vietnamese iced coffee and it's like coffee in there. Is that what we need today?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Coffee, coffee, C, condensed, peng. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Coffee, coffee, sea, condensed, peng, ice. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. Oh my God. Beautiful. Yeah.

Copy sea peng. That's the Malay. But yeah, that's when I was, it was my daily life. Copy sea peng. It was the first Malaysian I learnt. Copy sea peng la. Yeah. Then I go do a laggy.

Two. Two more. Nice. And they go, and they see me and Tommy there and they go, these motherfuckers, they're just going to drain us. They're copy seed pangs. Copy seed pangs? They're white guy, we'll charge them double.

I'd like a copy seed pang, please. Yeah. All right. Love you. Love you. Bye. Oh, we still have a podcast. Fuck.

Oh my God, a bug. Sorry. Are you okay? Sorry. Love you. Tomorrow's a video show you can watch on YouTube. Yes. Love you. Bye. Oh, sorry, everyone. Sorry. Why have. Tomorrow's a video show you can watch on YouTube. Yes. Love you. Bye.

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