Toni and Ryan - Hollywood Has Been Lying To Us

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

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Hollywood has led us to believe that women are not allowed to cook or clean without wearing a headscarf and overalls. Where are you getting this information from? Hi, I'm Emma from Boggabilla, New South Wales, Australia. This is Sam and Creek from Pullman, Washington, United States. Hi, my name is Ethan from Camby and a podcast podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. and how are our heads this morning after those huge end of Australian financial year parties last night, am I right?

Oh, those in the accounting profession get an egg and bake McMuffin on the way in because we had a big one last night. I tell you all that it's meaning to me is relief that I can stop spending money in an EFE sale because the ads have been getting me left right and centre. I haven't spent money on an end of financial year sale since last. financial year. Hilarious. It's not about what you spend.

It's about what you save. And I've spent so much. I think I made money. Yeah. You heard what I said. I don't. You heard what I said. I did hear it.

I did hear it. And I don't know if anyone understood it. Well, I went to an end of financial party last night. Went to family dinner at my sister's house. Yeah, how was it? We were just really excited about the financial year ending. But we had like a bit of a debate at the day. dinner table and I need to hear everyone's thoughts.

Please. Where do you stand on calling dinner tea? I think if you have no personality in our over 60, it's fine. Really? You never call it tea? No, I probably would actually. Does Bridge call it tea? What are we having for tea?

What are you having for dinner? Oh, I better start making tea. Yeah, I just... Oh, I'm just on the way home. Did you want me to grab anything for tea? Yeah, no, that all rings about... about it all feels okay. I just,

when you say that it reminds me of my nana. It is an older, well, because I'm guessing it's like a more English thing to say. Yeah, but my mum always said it.

But didn't they have, the English also have like, come around for tea as in a cup of tea? Like afternoon to you. Yeah. Yeah. How many teas does One Nation get? I don't say One Nation,

mate. Not this one national year. Not of this economy. Fucking hell. I do. Why, who called you out? Oh,

well, so my sister. was like come around for dinner, whatever. And her niece was visiting. So my brother-in-law's niece, my, you know, whatever. Yeah, I know, it's the whole thing. But so my sister, and she goes, wow, what's for tea? And I was like, oh, tea.

I haven't heard someone say teenage. She goes, it's weird that you all say dinner. Oh, fuck off. And I was like, I think I say tea. And Torbs goes, I'm going to stop you right there. You've never said tea in your life. Really? Oh, thanks for backing me up to us.

And I was like, slut. I say tea and he goes, I've never heard you say tea in your life. Really? Like visceral reaction about me saying tea. And I was like, bro, I'm pretty sure I say tea. And he goes, no, never heard it. And I was like, fuck, do I not?

Because our mum always used to say it. Yeah, I'm not in Tubbs' mum. Mine in Libby's mom. But so we always, she always said tea. And I feel like I grew up always saying tea. But anyway, this happened. Someone said that I would know what they meant. I wouldn't be like, oh.

So this had the table divided. Who's the person that said, you can't say dinner? Like, what the fuck? Like, dinner is always correct. But it was like, oh, who says dinner? And we were like, oh, we all say both. And it was like, you don't say tea. Anyway, it ended up with Torbs searching through our entire text chain and Facebook messenger chain.

Guess who was right? Oh. Guess who does say tea? Tony Lodge. Yeah. Me being like, hey, what? Can I grab for tea? Should I stop and grab something for tea?

I'm going to do lasagna for tea. Whatever. Charles, can you just check the tape? Did I say over 60 and has no personality? You did. Yeah, you did. But you also said that you would know what it meant. I am part of the CWA, maybe the TWA.

It's wrapping off on you. The fact that... It was a table divided. There was six of us three on each side and it was going to come to blows. The fact that it got to check our entire chat history is like, well, we're not letting. Like, he just... goes, you've never said it. I would have gone, okay. No, but I think it was just the way that he was like, you don't say that. And I was like, oh, I'm certain I do. And then it turns out I do. But I wondered

if you had a strong aversion either. Because I think both. I just associated it with old people, but I know what it means. I wouldn't be like, oh, who said that? But I also was like, I think I say both. Like I'm not like, ew, don't say dinner. And I'm not like, ew, don't say tea. But both float for me. I'm not offended by either. In fact, if someone said, like, come around for tea, I'd be like, slight. Should we do a test? Who are you going to call? Bridget Rodder.

No, I think you need to call your mum. I think your mum would be the perfect person. But yeah, Bridge probably. You got to invite your mum over for tea. Yeah. So what are you going to do, ring Bridget and say, what are we having for tea? Or maybe I'll get some tea on the way home. Oh, yep.

Because. Do you reckon you say it? I don't know, but we'll see if she tweaks. You know what I mean? But that's what I mean. I need to know whether you reckon you say it normally. Because that's going to affect this. But I don't know.

I'm questioning everything I stand for. What do you say, Charles? Did I. Would you ever say tea? I don't think I would ever say tea. Say. Hello. Hello.

What's happened there? Oh my God. Should be someone else having tea. Hello. Hi, this is Ryan. You may know me as the person you're married to. Hi. Hi, Bridge.

That's right. I was just wondering, did you want me to bring some tea home tonight? Great. That sounds lovely. That sounds lovely. Okay. It does sound lovely. What are you thinking of getting for tea?

What would you prefer I got for tea? Well, if you're going to bring it, you need to decide. That is fair. That is fair. That is fair. That is fair. Did you have feelings about tea before asking, you know, like, did you have a thought about tea tonight, bridge? Well, I'm like about to go home and like prep dinner for the next couple of nights.

But, okay. But would you say you were prepping dinner or prepping dinner? or prepping tea? It's both interchangeably. Funnily enough, we've had this conversation with Mabel recently because my dad calls it tea and she got really confused. Oh. I use them interchangeably as well.

I think they both flow. I think it's okay. And there's actually some books. There's this particular book that I read Mabel and I change the word because it uses the word supper, which is really old. Yuck. Yeah, but I change it to say dinner.

So she answered. So the other day, so a cafe we like to go to is called Zendend. Yes. And I think that Mabel thinks the word Zendendan means cafe. Because I said, do you want to go to Zendan? And she goes, yeah, which one should we go to? And I was like. And you go, no, it's not a chain.

We're not getting into a franchise. But she was like, oh, the Zendan like on Main Road or the Zendan now the other place. And I was like. The minus gold Zendon? Kind of. But I was like, I don't even know how to explain this. Yeah, yeah. Oh, but then, but she thought that Spencer was going to be working at the other cafe.

Spencer's the barista at Zendend. Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, she loves Spencer so much. Yeah. Did you reckon she loves Spencer more than her dad? No, never. That wasn't that convincing. That was convincing. You should bring home tea.

Can you tell everyone how much Mabel loves me? Of course Mabel loves you. You're her dad. Yeah. She loves the fuck out of you. She says you're the funnest and I'm the baddest. Oh. No, maybe she's saying you're the baddiest.

And I've changed that language. Yeah. So I said, Mom's not bad. She's a baddie. Maybe she means that you're a hot slut. Because I taught Mabel, but. What a good aunties for. Yeah.

All right. I'll see you with tea, apparently. Love you. Love you. She didn't say it to you. Didn't say it to you. That was to me. Was that to both of us or Tony?

Obviously, it was to both of you. Slay. We can share one. So tea, we're on for tea And we're on for dinner I think that yeah Yeah And fuck Torbs for calling you out

He was just like you've never said that I would never call you out like that That hell Fuck off How do you think this business runs Well if we're calling people out I'm calling out Hollywood Hollywood

Hollywood has Incepted us And I don't like it Incepted us With the film inception Hollywood has led us to believe that women are not allowed to cook or clean without wearing a headscarf and overalls.

Where are you getting this information from? You know how the other day I was talking about the movie voicemails for Isabel? Yes, yeah, yeah, the Netflix thing. So there's like a montage where she's like getting her life together. She's cooking, she's cleaning and it's like, better put some overalls on. I love it. Better chuck a headscarf on because no one in history has cleaned. or done any DIY without a headscarf.

And the reason this has come to mind is because Tony DIY lodge has started doing stuff around the house. We have. Yeah. Like I talked about the door the other day. We've got a few other things on the boil. And Tony goes, oh, let me tell you about my DIY outfit. And I went, Hollywood's got her. Okay.

Hollywood has lied to her and incepted you. Hollywood and big headscarf and big overall like this. Okay. Coots. I have to tell you something. Coots. Because it's not real. You can actually do that shit in whatever the fuck you want to wear.

Okay. So I've got to tell you something and I don't want you to feel let down. That isn't what I was wearing. Thank God. You haven't been got. But the reason that I wanted to say to you about it was because I was like, I've ordered overall for the. for the next time I paint.

You've got got. I have. You've got got got. Because I've got a photo of what I was wearing. And it's just an excuse for me to show of how fucking cute I looked, to be honest. I look great. So you'll see there that I'm wearing. Short shorts.

On the Jesse T-shirts? Yes. So our golden ticket t-per, we wore matching shirts when he came and visited. Do you know it's not the last shirt-related golden ticket tapper thing because Jesse has donated $100 to the guide dog, so his name will be on my shirt when I run him a few weeks. Oh, hell yeah. I was like, hasn't this guy already done enough for us?

He's done enough, yeah. So he is on my shirt. Look, you do look cute. I'm wearing like little workout shorts. Yeah. Some runners. Little being the operative word. They are little, but I look good.

Have you got a license to show that much leg on a... Don't you reckon I look pretty good? Charles, don't zoom out of her pussy. Oh, it's gone sideways. Don't you think I look good? You do look good. Yeah. I got my little re-box on

because it was all clothes and don't tell Jesse this but it was all clothes that I didn't really mind if got paint on. So I was like oh they're kind of like clothes I wear around the house. Edit that out so Jesse doesn't hear that. But I was like God

if only I had some overalls. And because I was painting a door frame I was like I've got to go get I've got to go get paint I went and bought some like sanding bricks to like sand the original coat down so I could paint over it.

I watched a TikTok video. And I also bought like a little drop cloth for the floor. Very nice. Very nice. So I got to go and do this massive shop at Bunnings. And then I was like, do you reckon that they have like a plus size women's workwear section here? And Tobs was like, I don't think they do. But we can order you something online.

Now I was like, because I think I need a cute outfit. Well, first of all, you do need a cute outfit. You've been big Hollywood. I have. I would say the lack of workwear is a surprising omission from Bunnings. Well, I don't know if they do sell it, but... But when you say, what was the size you described then? I said, plus size women's workwear.

I think plus size women's workwear is just trady dudes workwear. And just a big high viz. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I love wearing high viz. Well, I've never worn high viz for anything except for like, back in the day when I was working on like a like in live music you'd sometimes have to do it when you're like packing a track or whatever but I've never like been out and about in high years. Oh, that's great. But you feel like a pilot. You know that boiler suit that I bought for hot fun garbage? And that we've worn for a few like live streams and stuff. What if I went to that brand and got one of their cutie overalls? Because what's the brand called S-UK, S-UK, S-K, S-UK workwear? Because they do a is it a dungary? They do a dungary. They do a dungary. They do a, they do a, full boiler suit.

Yeah. And so I think that I've got to invest in the outfit for the next time. Because I think that that's what it's missing. Though I do like having the pins out. But you can get a short leg dungary. I think I like having the pins out. But it would have been handy for my paintbrushes, etc. To have a little pouch, little Joey pouch.

I found these pants the other day. What were they? They were like a, no, it was a jacket. It was a jacket. Well, they're not the same. No, but it had a little, like a little paintbrush pouch in it. Where were you? On the internet.

But that sounds like, it was really cool. And I was like, you've misread me internet and I'm going to pretend that I would need that. Thank you. Thank you for thinking I'm important enough.

Here's an issue that trade his face. Me? That winemaker's face. Me? DIY sluts. My wife is that you kind of want to buy work where that's been worn 15 times and already a bit dirty. You can't rock up on the site in fresh boots.

And I'm like, oh, who's this fucking ringing? And so Bridge was like, I got new boots for this new job, but I can't turn up in new boots on the first day. You got to go out and fucking rough them up a bit. Yeah, or wear the old ones for a few weeks and then like it's just so awkward. But how do you get, how do you wear the new ones in to the point where then it's not? Well, it's funny you mentioned that because I'm actually launching a new business. Are you?

Yeah. What you do is you go to the app. Yep. And Charles is working on it. Oh, yep. And you. Have you got a name yet? Uh, yeah, it's called bash them up work threads.

And so what you... Work threads was excellent. Thank you. And what you do is you upload a photo of your work threads, which will be new. Then once it's uploaded, submitted, paid for, I'll come around and bash them up. Oh, so you do the distressing. As you know, being around me is distressing. Yeah, and I fucking, yeah, you don't have to fucking tell me twice.

Yeah. Look at her. Yeah. I'm a mess. Yeah. So I'll do to your clothes what I've already done to Tony. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. I'll break you down emotionally. For five years. For five years. And then getting to you a nice spot and go, nah, she's worn in. Yeah.

So are we a yay? Are we a yay on the overalls? Yeah, but after you've got to let me bash them. Yeah, okay. Because what if I flick a little bit of paint on them and stuff like that? Is that a bit of it?

Yeah. But isn't it just our brains are like, it's new clothes, don't get them dirty? Oh, yeah, but the other way it's like, but like there's something that even,

because like if I get new white shoes, I'm like, oh, they're too white. Yeah. I want to have them in three months when they're just a bit dusty and whatever. Well, it was the same, like, a new school term, a school year. Yeah. So, like, in, in Feb, you'd go back to school and everyone would have new shoes, new backpack, because they'd grown out of the one from last year and the other one had fucking smush banana

and it for the whole school holidays. You couldn't get it out. And your mom yelled at you and you had to get a new bag. That's quite specific. We've all been there. You don't think, have anything you want to talk about. Oh, okay. Charles is showing us one of the boiler.

So Charles, Charles, I would like the pins out. Is there an option? Full suit. That implies that they're not all full suit. Yeah. So is it, can we, can we see a pinless, a pineless suit? Shop.

Prop. Cropped. Cropped. Croped. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

What's that pink stripe one on the right? Charles had pink. Oh, is that what you said? Pink striped. Pin striped. Pin striped. Pin striped. Not pink striped.

Chas. That one. Oh, Gingham. It's Gingham. Oh, well, I'll be adding that to my car. See you in about 25 minutes, S-U-K Workwear. I'm going to be painting in that until the day I'm dead. Isn't she striking?

Oh, my God. That silver hair is fucking doing things to my vagina. Fucking how. Do you know what he's so great? I'm getting so many more greys now. and I can't wait to be full grey. Hey. Oh, I did that.

It's my, I cannot wait. That's what I do. I feel so fancy with my greys and I feel really sexy. Like I just, it just makes me feel really good about my, I just love them. I've got something to say and it comes with the maturity of being 39 years old because it was my birthday on the weekend.

Free swing. I'm never going to have sex with someone without grey hair in the rest of my life. It's like, I've reached that age. It's grey or no. For me. My wife, grey.

Tony Lodge, grey. Your grandma? Gray. Charles? No. Charles's grandfather? Grey. Gray.

And heaps of money. I'll be getting out of that wheel. Yeah. Whose will? Then there's a wheel, there's a way. That's my cousin. Where there's a wheel, there's a grey. And if there's a grey, there's a sleigh.

which is my new saying. Hunter. Hi, I am Emma from Bogabillis, New South Wales, Australia. This is Sam and Sapris from Pullman, Washington. Hi, my name is Ethan from Tambia.

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Love to see it. All of the T's and Cs are like at the links in bio and that's who you can check them and their travel dates before you join up in case you can't come or. you've got like a school graduation. You can see Tony's grey hair in person in Fiji and I will put sunscreen on you. I hope that I'll have a few extra greys by then because they're coming in thick and fast.

I love them. Yeah. And when they start, they really go. Yeah. I just, I love it. I can't wait till it's all just all straight through. So for those playing long at home on YouTube,

that bald patch at the front of my head, it's not a bald patch. It's a grey patch. It's great, yeah, but front on the camera, it looks like a big, yeah. She looks thin. She's not, she grey. Yeah. She's thick and grey.

It's good. It is Wednesday, which means you're about to be taken hot. Oh, did you want an iced coffee? No, well, I take it hot. Oh, she needs some work. I saw that every week. And then I put it back in the drawer and I forget about it for a whole week. I was just thinking.

I was not going to bring it up. Yeah, no, maybe I should take her home and give her a juzh. It's Wednesday. It's time for hot take, Tony. My hot take is that we need to lose the concept. of a sliced tomato in a burger or sandwich or wrap. So true. You've been scorched.

I will accept tomato in the forms of, you know, cubed. Cubed is exactly what I was going to say because I'm a brisketa. Thank you. Just was in Italy. I had brusketa. Delicious. Is it fair to say if you go a small cube in like a Mexican, like a...

Oh yeah, like little pico de gallo. Yeah. Yes, a salsa. I'm not against tomato. But do you know what I did the other night? I'm so embarrassed. I'm going to get tomatoes. I made homemade burgers at home.

I made the patties and I made, I made everything. I didn't make the bread, but I, like, made up the mayonnaise. Did you make the George Foreman grill? No, I didn't. Well, you didn't really make everything. I pan fried them and I did like a smash burger and like I just, they were really, really good. And I cut everything up. Yep.

I organized everything. I bought all the ingredients and I sliced up tomato. And I put it into my burger. And then when I sat down to eat it, I lifted the top. I know, I can't believe it either. Sorry, our matchstick has just dived it off. It's ended itself. I lifted the top back off my burger, pulled the tomato out and then started eating.

So you know the best thing about eating at home? Yeah. Tell me. Is that you? Because I haven't discovered this yet. No, it's that you get to decide. what does and does not go into the meal. Some people are saying that.

Some people are saying that. What are you from big tomato? If I was out, because I don't hate tomato, but just the texture, you take one bite, the whole thing flopped out. I'd rather open the burger and just eat the slice, just to kind of get it over and done with.

And then I can eat my burger in peace without fear of a sloppy, seedy, sad, wet slap of a red tomato on my white t-shirt. And because often, the slice of tomato goes so mushy. Like it doesn't stay firm and nice. No.

So I was like, why have I done this to myself? And then I was like, I don't think I, this is all in my mind, right? I don't think I like tomato on a burger. And I was like, I don't think I like it in a sandwich either. And I was like, nor a wrap, nor anything. And I thought, it's not good. Why are we doing this? Tomato sauce?

Fuck it. Delicious. So good. Tomato soup. Yum. Amazing. My favorite type of soup. I don't love soup.

Oh, Pigo de Gaio. Spaghetti Bolognais. That's got crushed tomatoes in it. Sometimes, you know how Bridget makes that roast tomato thing with the barata in the middle? Excellent. That fucks up. Excellent. Cherry tomatoes.

Delicioso. A little bit of tomato with just salt on it and eat it like an apple. Fuck up. Fuck me in the fucking pussy slot. But if you put a slice of tomato in another sandwich that I eat, I'm just going to cut my own fucking head off. Sorry, the sincerity in which you said, fuck me in the fucking pussy,

just days after we posted a montage about you saying fuck me and the pussy a hundred times is just... You know that news video of that guy like, fuck I hate in the pussy? Yeah. I think about that like once a week. I've got a new slogan for the rest of your 2026. What is that?

Tamar, no. Yep. Slay, yes. No. Tamar, no. And no, I'm not allergic. No, it's not really going to affect me. But I don't want it.

I just couldn't believe that I went through this whole process where I was like, I did this to myself. I didn't order it and then go, I'll just pull the tomato out. Because that's also fine. Isn't it a read that are you allergic? You don't like it? I just don't want it. I think it's stupid.

Yeah. I don't even dislike it. Are you allergic to Auntie Jenny? No, I just think she's stupid. I just think she's stupid. So yeah. Tamano. Tamar no.

Are you allergic? Tamar no. Oh no. Is it tamano for everything? I think so. Okay. Tamar no. Are you allergic?

Tamar no. Then why don't you want it? I just think it's stupid. That's far. I like that. What's something that you would cancel as a like a burger topping or you'd never want to see in a sandwich again? Question without notice. Well, I've been...

You've been tomatoed. I've been feeling this way about tomato for a long time, and I'm glad someone's finally brought it. Thank you. No one's talking about it. Tamar, no one's talking about it. Tamar, not a single person's talking about it. Well, Tamar not doesn't work.

Tamar, no one's talking about it. That's what I said. No, like, I get what you're saying about it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, what's something that you would fuck off. Is it just the tomato? Charles, you're probably allergic to tomato, aren't you? No, I love tomatoes. You're allergic to everything.

Yeah, I think I've mentioned this somewhere, somehow recently, but take a leave fucking coleslaw. We did very recently. Yeah. Like a week ago. And by take a leave, I mean leave. A week ago. Yeah, because put it on the side.

I'll fucking slop it down if I have to. But just give me, actually, you know what? Just give me meat and bread. Yeah. I mean, meat, bread, sauce and cheese. You've actually already nailed it. Yeah. I don't need the, yeah.

Stop adding shit to make it less. Yeah, but I. Less is more. So you're saying. that you want, you don't want Coles more, you want Coles less. Yeah. You know how if you get Coleslaw from Coles, but if you got a Woolworth, Woolworth's law. It's not CoSlaw.

High five. It's no slur. Yes, sure. Coles Shaw. Aldi Shaw. Tuscano Shore. Not in this economy. No, no, sorry.

Not relatable to me, but I assume people are doing that. I'm with you. Thank you actually so much. You barely miss a take and you have nailed it right between the eyes today. Yeah, and the nailing it is probably down to all the DIY I've been doing. No, no, okay. Oh, nailing. Yeah.

So it's hard to imagine you doing DIY when you're not wearing a headscarf or your overall. Yeah, it's like you can't imagine that I'm not in that beautiful little suit that I'm about to buy in 15 minutes. So true. So true. Tomorrow. I got you love to see it from Courtney Zeeke. No, Zilk. I know Courtney.

Courtney's been a tarpa for a really long time. After two and a half years of being a tarpa. I've finally finished my master's program. Whoa! I've graduated Suckma Cum Lauder with Masters in Criminal Justice with an advanced counterterrorism and homeland security focus. Fucking save some words for the rest of us, Courtney. me shit.

This podcast has... Why there's so many words in her degree. I'm laughing so hard at me going, dunk, because it sounded like, in the criminal justice system. She's just done her master's in criminal justice. Bomb bomb.

Oh, that's my love to say it, that you have that ready to go. Absolutely amazing. Did you find that on YouTube? Yeah. That was so quick. Did you know?

What? Because it's the start of, new financial year and we've just gone through our taxes. Yeah. We had a business YouTube premium account and I went, who the fuck's got that on the work card? And then I find out the only reason we have it is so Charles can find stuff like that and not have to watch an ad at the start of it.

Because imagine how annoying it would be. Play something on the pod. Oh, hey, you want to get that snippet of the Laura Nauter Sting? This week, get tailstruck. You get 40% off. fucking suck my talk talk cut cut that and that's why

as a business which we now have is I've got something to say YouTube premium I think I want to get YouTube premium It's so good I think I do I think I'm ready Hang on

as co-owners of this business Should we both get it on the work account so you can have one Nick stop listening I can, no, it's for fucking work purposes. Thank you, Charles. Time to play that. We're both going to say a sentence and at the end of it, Charles is going to do it.

I'll go first. And I got into the diner and I opened my burger and guess what was in it? What? A slice of tomato. You go. Yeah, I was catching up with a friend the other day and they just had a baby. Is the baby alive? But that's the comedy.

Well, not the comedy, but like... Oh, so it's not like a... It's like the op like the... Yeah. Like it's good news, but that's still... And it's still funny. Oh my God, I went to Coles the other day and toilet paper was 40% off.

I, um, Mabel's staying at her grandmas tonight, so we've got their house to ourselves. And make changing cheats tomorrow. Oh. Are you changing your sheets tomorrow or just happy to see me? So then I stabbed him 48 times. Welcome to Telstra.

We've got 40% off. All right. Sorry, back to Courtney. Yeah. I graduated Tuckmarkukam Lauer in Masters in Criminal Justice with a focus in advanced counterterrorism and Homeland Security. Oh, maybe we... Oh, Charles, that would have been the perfect time for it. I am so mad.

Get YouTube premium. I could not be angrier about that. the perfect time. It opened by like, yeah. I'm sick right now. And I look forward to meeting. Oh, Charles. And I look forward to meeting Courtney for seven hours next time we drive from Vancouver to Seattle.

Wasn't that a friendly afternoon hanging out with the staff? This podcast has helped me get through long days of work, homework, volunteering and family obligations. Thank you, Tony and Ryan, and the supportive type of community for making time fly and keeping my spirits up while I finish my degree. agree in criminal justice. Not your best. That's amazing, Courtney. Thank you, I do love to see it.

I have you love to see it or should I say love to D it because this is from D. Starts a bit sad gets good at the end. So all good, good, good. Might love to see it and start the fucking, yeah, I just want to let you know that. It comes around. Dee says,

my tarpa partner Ben, so what's that, a tarper in law? Tar partner Ben. For us, a tarpa in law. Oh, because he is also a tarpa.

Yeah. So direct tarpa, direct bloodline. Ben was in software sales for over 12 years. I could not sell shit, I think I'd be so stressed by that. Sales, having a monthly target and a budget. Like a KPI and stuff like that. He was really burnt out, like having anxiety, panic attacks, and he ended up in hospital and he just, like, wasn't doing well

because of the pressure of, like, the expectations that the heads of the department have, but also like the business as a whole. Yeah, Charles, do not play that sound effect now. I'm going to be sick. It's a bit fun. That is actually fucked. That's really fucked. And we love you, Ben.

We're only joking because we know it gets good. Okay. D said, he realized that while there are millions of sales courses out there teaching people how to say, oh, I'm going to have to ask you to hang in there for just two seconds. It's a really great story and then we can have fun. Okay, jobs first, then fun. All right.

He realized that while there's millions of sales causes out there teaching people how to sell, there are none that show you how to manage yourself in that environment. He saw a need. Okay, today's episode, we have to fend the fed. Because it's going to be the fuck in. You know what? There just isn't an environment that teaches you the sales. It makes me curious.

Well, there is now. He saw a need and decided to take a drastic step. Classic step. Come on. He saw an Eden decided to take a drastic step into helping both himself and those in this position. He's really beautiful, okay? He quit his sales job, got his coaching accreditation to become a qualified mindset coach to start helping others like him make their professional goals without sacrificing their mental health

and like how they're doing in real life. It's been two extremely long years in the making, but it's finally live. That is huge So D says I couldn't be more proud of him And thanks to you guys And for all the Tappas and all the courage of like Starting the fucking blog and just doing it If you want to check it out

It's called cyberneticcoaching.com.com. The first meeting is free So you can like jump on And you couldn't buy the parts for that And just but you can jump on and see like if it's a good match Yeah I think um Also you with that It's not like he finished on Friday

and just decided from Monday he's going to start. It's like it's like it's going to take a few years. I really got to commit. I've got to build. I've got to do this. I've got it qualified. So I really respect that. And Dee and Ben and Courtney,

I'm sorry that you'll love to see it. We're marred with. Yeah. But you'll never forget it. Staying in software sales. Tomorrow. In the criminal justice system, the blib, blib, blib, blib,

these are their stories. I don't know the whole monologue. I've never watched an episode. You know, Charles, you know I don't like scary stuff like that. Nah, but it's, it is good. Nah, I don't think I can do it. Let's watch together, because I've only seen bits of it on TikTok, and it's reminded me I should watch it.

There's an episode where Robin Williams is like the accused. Like the Robin Williams, he's just like, oh, I love that show, and yeah, I'd love to do a guest episode. That's cool. And he's like, can't afford a lawyer, so he just, like, represents himself in court. And he's just like a guy. And it's a bit like, is he the nicest guy ever?

Or does he, you know, like, has he been wrongly accused? And I'm having watched a few TikToks still not sure. And I'm like, I think I need to. So we want to watch that one specific episode? Yes. Could we watch that on a Patreon live stream? Yeah. Just one out.

Sure. Or is that? We are phoning it in. Oh, no, but that sounds fun. Could we give it a little bit more, you know? Surely all the tarpers would like to watch up with us? Yeah, let us know. I mean, I'd love to.

I just feel like. Yeah. Yeah. It's too easy, you know? Nah, nah. Tomorrow. All right, love you. Oh, what's tomorrow?

Oh. Tomorrow we've got normal or no. Yay. Someone has, oh, I'm that. Someone has presented a concept that I think, you know how you see like, really, but you see like an original thought on the internet and you go,

why haven't we been saying this? Yes. time. Yep. Why has it not occurred until right now that this is a thing? Yes. When you hear what Tarpan Noel has, see you tomorrow, I'm done.

That's it. That's all. See you tomorrow.