Toni and Ryan - House Party In Reservoir

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge. Wow. We are calling Natalie, who's in Wodonga. Natalie Imbruglia.

Which is almost Aubrey. It is Aubrey, Wodonga, maybe. Well, it's Wodonga. Not Aubrey, Wodonga. Or just Aubrey. Hello, Natalie. Natalie. How are you?

We're good. How's the border this morning? Oh, look, still the same. Still the same. What happens with, like, if you have your car, like, registered to Victoria but then you drive, like, to the shops, which happens to be in New South Wales, do you get, like, shot for not being registered

for the right state? How does that work? Well, during COVID lockdown, you pretty much did in COVID lockdown. Oh, of course. But I have jumped the border that many times and I've had to change my licence. Oh, we're moving down the road. That's so annoying.

Oh, that is my worst nightmare. Why does anyone live there? That is crazy to me. That is admin town. That's like, oh, I actually love wasting my own fucking time and money. I'm going to move to Albury fucking Wodonga. You used to love Albury until about two minutes ago. Yeah, I hate it now.

I'll never go back to the river again. Sorry, McKinley's. I'm not coming for Christmas. And bad luck for you, Natalie. You don't get to hear a drunk Tony from two streets away on Christmas Day. Will you approve this podcast though? I sure will. Woo-hoo!

Hey, this is Nat from Wodonga, not Albury, and I approve this podcast though? I sure will. Woohoo! Hey, this is Nat from Wodonga, not Aubrey, and I approve this podcast. This weekend, it's on. Tarpathon till gold, baby. The big games are on in Paris and we'll be live streaming from the start of the opening ceremony until Australia wins gold.

Come and join us in Patreon. We'd love to have you over. We've got some limited edition hats for the Olympics. I did say to everyone, please buy them. No one did. No, there's a few. I'm going to say if you're in Australia. It'll come in time.

It'll come in time. It'll come in time. If not, I mean, enjoy the hat, but no promises that it'll arrive on time. But I don't think it'll come before Saturday, unlike Ryan. Yeah, because I always come first. Well, I'll make you come before Saturday, but I can't promise about the hats. Just did the sexiest wink to the camera that no one's going to see. Yeah, it's a real shame, isn't it?

It's a real shame. Crying shame. Let's do confessions. Thank you for submitting them at tonyandryan.com.au. What are we doing? Confessions. These are top confessions. Oh, God, there's the come before Saturday.

Tony and Ryan podcast-ers. All of their not top confessions, even though they are top confessions. These are top confessions. Top, top confessions, even though they are top confessions. It's a top confessions. Top, top confessions. My mother-in-law gifted me the most awful sweater for Christmas. So after sitting unworn in the cupboard for a few months, I thought it's time to drop it off at the charity shop. But when I walk in, my jaw hits the floor.

My mother-in-law is standing behind the counter of the charity shop. Oh, I didn't know you worked here. I said, yeah, just recently started. Yeah, great little job. Everyone's really nice. That bag of stuff, are you donating that? No, I wanted to come and make people jealous with this jumper. I was going to come in and brag about the clothes that I have that I love.

Yeah. Oh, and you're the arsehole because the people that work in the charity shops are often like volunteers. Volunteers, yeah. So she's just the best person ever. Oh, I'm here volunteering my time. Just doing the right thing for the community. And you're the arsehole donating the present you don't want.

My adrenaline is peaking. The sweater is poking out the top of the bag and i'm sort of like angled it behind me so i'm sort of you know like holding the bag you know out of sight because i'm like oh my god i'm about to get out yeah she goes oh um did you want me to grab that bag and our confessor goes oh i actually just need to post something at the post office before it shuts next door because you know it closed a bit a bit early. Yeah, oh, my God, yeah. It's 10 a.m. I better get there before it closes. Yeah, but I'll come back for a chin wag.

Yeah, I don't know. Are you here? I'll be right back. That's good. That's good on the spot. Great on the spot. Because the post office, I mean, we all know how I feel about bloody post office. Yeah, but I reckon anyone can say that now and they'll go, yeah, right?

It's good. Yeah. And then the confessor, and I think she's anti-post office like us, but she has to put on a brave face. Yeah. Just goes, hey, mate, can you just hang on to this sweater for like 10 minutes? I'll just come back and get it.

And the ladies are like, what? To be honest, even if you didn't ask him to hang on to it, they probably wouldn't fucking post it anywhere anyway. Can you post this as fast as possible? And they go, yeah. That's how you guarantee it'll still be there. She can go back three years later and it's still going to be sitting in the post office.

And they just send a note to the charity shop. Yeah. We tried to come here earlier. No, you fucking didn't. No, you didn't. Do you think, though, that there is like a minimum amount of time between receiving a gift before you can re-gift it or donate it or whatever. Like what do you think is the like timeline of those things?

So our confessor immediately knew she was never going to wear this sweater and was like, I'll leave it in the cupboard for a few months. Yeah, okay. But I think the fact that she gave it to her, and she's probably rocked up with the tags on it. You can tell it's never been worn. Hadn't been worn. So I think that's more of the, you know.

I think that if it's a Christmas present, I think you have to hang on to it for a while because what's the worst thing that could happen is that your mother-in-law. Is she going to rock up to a charity store and she works there? Yeah. I mean, okay. Second worst. I reckon though that like around Christmas time, they go, okay, second worst. I reckon, though, that like around Christmas time they go, where's that beautiful sweater I bought you last year?

It's getting cold, isn't it? Where's that beautiful sweater I bought you? Go and flip that on. And then you're fucked. You are fucked. Like then what? Oh, it's at the dry. Oh, it's at the bloody post office.

Yeah, I tried to mail it to myself. It's taken ages. I wanted to experience opening that gift again and it just hasn't arrived yet. Remember how we all got a bit crazy for, what was that Japanese lady who was- Mari Kondo. We were condoing everything.

Yes, yep. I think I saw, it was in that era. It wasn't her, but it was in that era and I saw this like reel or something and it was sort of like if you haven't worn it for six months, just that's how you know. Yeah. Like you don't make a decision. The last six months has made the decision for you.

And I do totally agree with that. And if I haven't worn it for six months, I'm probably not going to wear it. And so one time, I think we were somewhere, I just went, yeah, great call. If I haven't worn you, see you later. Yeah, they do the thing where it's like turn the coat hanger around and if it's still facing the other direction, it means you haven't picked it up and whatever. So anyway, the confessor went back to the charity store,

gave the old clothes over. Then after Haddafin and Chimwag went back to the post office, picked up a jumper. Heaven forbid they hadn't fucking sent it somewhere. Yeah. And then she just goes, well, I guess I'll just have to leave it in the cupboard for another few months again. And, you know, I think that for the mother-in-law's, you know,

excitement for her, you just pop that in the for the mother-in-law's, you know, excitement, for her, you just pop that in the back of the cupboard. Don't worry about it. Or pop it on when she's coming over next time. That's what I meant. Like, what an easy win, you know, and if they're coming over and you're not leaving the house, I think it's okay. Yeah, that's fine. This one's from The Dust Buster.

A vacuum cleaner has emailed through. Yeah. Was it through. Yes. Was it Janine? No, but she's like, is Janine single? You and Torbs and I were the other day. We had this conversation. What do you mean? The other day, Torbs and I were talking about, like,

how are Pippa and Janine sisters? other day, Torbs and I were talking about like how are Pippa and Janine sisters? And I was like, do you think that Pippa talks to her dog friends? And he's like, yeah, I've got a sister. She's single. And Torbs was like, do you think that other people go like, oh, like what breed is she? French Bulldog as well?

Yes. Like what breed is she? And that talks us out. People just go, oh, she's flat. Like it's really different to me. She's a real flat bitch, yeah. Yeah, but she's my sister. I love her.

How would Janine describe her sister to the other vacuums? A beautiful little blonde woman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just a couple of sisters. I'm assuming it's the same for you as well, but I've been sent this video in my DMs 10,000 times.

Yeah, and I love it every time. Yeah, and a Janine is on the run. On the road. And they're like, oh, that's obviously Janine heading to Ryan's house. Yeah. Yeah, I've gotten it a lot, but I do love it every time. Keep sending them. Keep sending them.

The Dustbuster. My comedy gave an old lady a heart attack and almost killed her. I must have sent this in. I work as a cleaner at a local museum and I have to go behind the glass and dust and wipe down the wax figures of people. You know, it's like a set from the 1800s. I'm like, oh, they're digging for gold. Like, you know, sometimes the first few people of the day will wonder in while I'm just finishing

up the, like I'll do a spruce before it opens. Yep. And she's realized that if she stays still enough, people that think that she's a part of the set. If she stays still enough, people that think that she's a part of the set. But obviously the Dustbuster is not in theme with the. No, no. So they go, oh, what a beautiful scene from the 1800s.

And I love that Seiko watch she's wearing. She said that she gets a few double takes and then kind of like moves and they kind of go, oh, oh, and it's just a bit like, oh, just clean that all good. That's great gear from our confessor. I would do exactly the same. But then because this sort of started by accident, but then she starts going, oh, well, I can probably like lean into this and I wonder how still I can stay and how long it takes

the first people to figure it out. She gets a costume, mate. And to read what she said i then move they get startled and it's comedy fucking gold that's a yeah that is amazing you would shit yourself it's like when you bump into a mannequin in a clothes shop and you go oh sorry and then you go oh no sorry you say sorry again it's still not a real. One of my victims was a sweet old lady. She startled so badly that she screamed out aloud and fell backwards. Oops. Curious to know if the Tarpons think this is cruel or is all fair in love, comedy and war?

I'm on the side of all's fair in love, comedy and war. However, do you just have to pick your audience a little bit better? No, because you have to be frozen in position when they walk in. You don't get to choose. Oh, you can't decide after. Yeah. You can't go, oh, she looks like I'll get her and just wander in. Yeah, yep.

Oh, true. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. Also, I love that somewhere in the world there's a cute little museum where a girl is doing this daily for fucking lols. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. Also, I love that somewhere in the world there's a cute little museum where a girl is doing this daily for fucking lols. Yeah. She gets up every morning and goes, I don't know who I'm going to get today, but it's going to be fucking someone. Do you reckon that the confessor's stopped now?

Like after that, do you go, oh, I might take it easy on there? Well, you know how you're always like chasing that first high? Yeah. Like once you've got an old lady that's fell backwards, you go, oh, maybe I should pull back and then you go. Oh, but it's good when it's good. But like. I could kill again.

Could I knock two over? No, it's not bowling. How do I beat that? You know, you want to like. No. Always improving it. You want to do yourself. I just don't think you can even really play dumb in that situation

because people go, oh, what happened? And you go, oh. So when I'm wiping down the wax figure sometimes. Hey, it's Nat from Wodonga and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. All right, I don't want to put any pressure on Tony Lodge, but she has practiced one of these names ten times. You can guess which one it was when we get there. You know it straight away. Jamie Pinitzotto.

Good on you, Jamie. Love you. Because I knew that I was going to say like Pizzacato or something and I just really wanted to make sure. And I've outed myself up. No, you did good though. Fuck that instead of the name. I can't believe you've nailed her last name and you can't say that.

Nice one. Oh, thank you. Ryan McCracken. Good on you, Ryan. Dan, Ingvild, Josefine and Yasmin. Good on you guys. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. And hopefully you'll join us for the TarPathon this weekend.

We're live streaming until Australia wins gold at the big games. At the big games. I'm pretty confident in Australia. I'm feeling good about us. I feel good too. Yeah. Big couple of days. Also, wild card.

Wild card? Men's rugby sevens. I saw this on the news. Yeah, gold medal men's first day. Fuck. So, it could just be like a- We might be bargaining for extra time. Yeah.

Oh, no. That's not crazy. Because if we get to go home, no one has to work on the weekend. Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. So, this might be the tiniest that it's ever tonied, maybe. Really?

Some tony shit's gone down. So over the weekend we had some, like, because it's been really cold in Melbourne, pretty rainy, a bit grey and dreary, but over the weekend we had some windows of, like, really nice weather where, like, the sun would come right out and it would be fucking gorgeous. Beautiful. And, like, the fucking sky opened up a little bit and I was like,

oh, you know what, I'll take Pippa for a burl around the block. Yeah, here's our chance. And we walk out the front door and as we're kind of like walking down towards the street, we see like all of these flowers and decorations and stuff getting dropped off across the road. And I was like, oh, I wonder if it's like a big anniversary and it's like maybe, you know, because we know those neighbours quite well and I was like, oh, maybe, you know,

the husband and wife are celebrating a big anniversary or something, all this stuff. So it wasn't a regular flat, like something must be going on. I was like something's popping off here. Anyway, we kind of get down to the street and as my neighbour is walking over and he's directing like a big van. Yeah. And this guy walks out with like a big like PA system

like for a DJ. Holy shit. Yeah, it's like this huge van full of like audio equipment that they're dropping off. So something's really going on. Yeah. And so I've got- Is it an auction?

Do you remember that time? When you went to that auction and the real estate agent slashed DJ. Yeah, no, no. It wasn't even that. It was the open house. He goes, you should come to the auction this weekend. I'll be DJing. And I went, oh, well, I don't want to buy this house,

but now that I know that you'll be dropping some tracks, maybe I should come on down. Yeah. And he goes, yeah, so it's at 3 p.m. on a Saturday. And you go, oh, a bit early for me. Yeah. My rave pants actually glow in the dark. It'd be a shame to waste those.

Anyway, so we're walking down the driveway. We see all this thing going on. Yeah. And as we get, like, down to the, like, sidewalk, my neighbour sees Pippa and, like, runs over the road. And she's like, Tony, hi. Oh, my God. Gives Pippa a massive cuddle and we're like saying

hey and she goes oh gonna be a bit of loud music tonight Tony hope you don't mind fuck yeah and I was like sick what are we celebrating like like what's going on she goes oh it's my daughter's 18th like oh shit yeah and I was like oh how exciting

and there's all these flowers and balloons and all this stuff and I was like did you try to invite yourself over well I was like that is, how exciting. And there's all these flowers and balloons and all this stuff. Did you try to invite yourself over? Well, I was like, that is awesome. And she goes, yeah, a hundred people are coming. Fucking right. And I went, a hundred fucking people. And she went, yeah, well, it's her friends, my son's friends. We're Greek, so we've got heaps of family and all this popping off.

Now, I'm going to pause the story right here and I've got a little quiz. Yeah. At this point, do you think that, A, I worry about the loud music? I already know it. You don't even need the multiple choices, but please continue. B, worry about maybe a little drama or a little fight, like, you know, drunk teenager vibes? Yeah, drunk teenagers, yep.

Or C, get upset that we weren't invited. Oh, okay. I actually thought something else. I think that you would have expected to be invited, even if it was like a throwaway empty offer. Oh, did you pop over? Yeah. You were probably right.

Where the fuck are they all going to park? There it is. A hundred fucking people in my tiny fucking street. Are you absolutely joking? Yeah, because it is one of those streets where you park out the front. But it's a small street too. It's a small street. It doesn't go forever.

Am I right? Like there's no lock-up garage. No. But like I wasn't worried for me. These young kids in your Audi, mate. Fuck. But I wasn't really. I'd be double super.

I don't know if I'd be super glue. I'd be super glue in the badge down. Yeah, fucking taking care of that. I'd get one of those Insta fences, like the ones that you can hire for, like, construction. I'd pop that across the front. Can you get a, what's that when you slam on the brakes in the. An airbag.

Yeah, can you get that for the outside? Oh, yeah. If anyone comes close, it just pops off. It just shoots them over. Shoots them away. So she's like 100 people. And I wasn't really worried for me because I've got a spot. Yeah.

So it's not like I was like, oh, well, where am I? Got in a park. I was just worried about them. I'm like, oh, the logistics chat for all your guests. What are they doing? Well, here, the logistics chart for all your guests. What are they doing? Well, here's the thing about 18-year-olds. They ain't driving.

No, okay. So here's what I. No, but the cool guy will come down because he wants to like try and pick up chicks and be the desi driver. So I've worked out a pie chart in my mind. Okay. A hundred people, right? Yeah. Say eight to ten of those are maybe grandparents or like parents,

you know, older friends. They're driving. They're probably going to drive. So say that's ten people. You're already getting pretty close. That's probably five cars. Yeah. That's already too many fucking cars on my little street.

And that's not even the cool guy that rocks up with the car or the girl who's the deso driver because she can't afford an Uber because she's, you know, studying at uni. I'm like in my mind doing the like, I'm like that meme where the numbers are coming. Anyway, and then Catherine's like, Tony, like, are you still there? Because in my mind, I've gone into the fucking wormhole. You've done all this in front of her.

Oh, yeah. I work quick. How long do you reckon you were standing there in silence doing the meme? 18 minutes. A minute for every day of her birthday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, great. Anyway, and so we're like, we're chatting and stuff.

And I was like, 100% she goes, yeah, I hope you don't mind the loud music. And I was like- I've got more concerns than that. I was like, do you mind the loud music? I was like, if you need some quiet away from these teenagers, feel free to knock on the door later. Like, if you want to come round. All right, so your concern is parking.

Yep. I would love at a house party to have a neighbour where I could go take a breather and also probably use the bathroom in peace. Okay, so I said to her. Come on over, take a piss, take a deep breath. I was like, if you need a breath, feel free to knock on the door later. We'll let you in.

You can come in and have a tea, have a wine, whatever you want. Take a breath. And I told our producer Sophie this and she said, but what are you going to do if she actually comes over? And I was like, oh, I've got to do the washing. So I'm cleaning our house because there's a party across the road in case one of them decides to come over later. So I'm pretty cool.

I've had a great weekend. I'm feeling really refreshed because I haven't been worried about the party across the road. The music doesn't bother me. I'll sleep through fucking anything. Yeah, same. When I was a kid, there was a little twister tornado that tore through the suburb I lived in.

A tree fell onto the front of our car, like our car, across the car and into the front of the house and I slept through it. My mum had to come and wake me up. Yeah, it's like a little. Like I'm sleeping through. Yeah, it's like one of those little, you know, like kids have a little noise machine. Yeah, like white noise or whatever.

Yeah, that's what you need. Yeah, and I'm just hearing. Tree falling down. Yeah, put you to sleep. Across the road. How late were they planning on going? So I went to bed. Yeah.

But Torb's heard 2000s bangers until 245. And he said, what a fucking good night. Yeah. Like, what an awesome, like, they've obviously had a fucking cracker. Also, bin chat, you know, we don't have a lot of, like, you know, we've talked about bin chat. Yeah. Like, what an awesome, like, they've obviously had a fucking cracker. Also, bin chat, you know, we don't have a lot of, like, you know, we've talked about bin chat. Yeah. Have they got heaps of recycling that they're hoping to piff in our bin?

Do you know what I mean? When we used to have house parties in Mildura, I reckon there was probably six houses on our street that ended up with hourglass bottles in their bins. But, like, you know, you hear it after dark and you hear the clink, clink, clink of all the bottles hitting the bottom of the bin. Yeah. There is no way to empty the recycling and keep it quiet.

Oh, nah. So Mabel goes to bed at, like, 7.30. Then we go, fuck, it's been morning tomorrow. Ryan, can you take the recyclables out? And I go, I mean, is Mabel asleep? Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. And then you turn it up and it's like the quieter you try to be, the louder it is.

It's like a fucking stampede. Yeah. When you empty it, just the way they hit it, the echo in the bin is just fucking, it's just terrible. So if you didn't know there was a party next door, was there like the next day could you just feel it? You know what I mean? Like you can kind of see, like they just have a vibe of like shit went

down here last night on the street. They actually, nah, it was pretty good. There was only one vodka cruiser can in the street. There you go. And I thought, you know what? Life's being lived here. Yeah. And I appreciate that.

Nice to see some youth in the street, you know. And did you get any feedback on the parking? No, I didn't actually. And because I was inside, so I didn't see it. I don't know how they went do i need to walk downstairs to see your car to see if the badge is still on there have you checked that if the number plate is still on the front yeah no i think we're clear there's a big dick and balls drawn on the side and there was no one yelled in the street like it was actually like

very tame and like they're obviously really good kids and they're lovely anyway. But, yeah, none of that. I'm not fucking not living in Richmond anymore. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's very good. They're nice out in the country on the good side of Reservoir. It is good out in the country.

It's all the land we've got. That's why. Yeah. They were parked in their paddock probably. I reckon if you lived on the other side of Reservoir, this might be a slightly different tale. I think that's why Sophie was worried that she was going to come over. Yeah.

Yeah. No, that's fair. That's fair. I'm glad to know you survived. Yeah, nah, we were all good. You didn't consider rolling in? It's coming in hot a lot at 1am. I did think about, well, I was asleep, obviously. But I said, wake me up at 1.

Go back over. Go to bed at 9 and then you wake up like hot. Yeah. And I take over, you know, one vodka cruiser and I go, I've been drinking all night. You know, I'm having fun. Did you consider it though? I did say to Torbs, they probably wouldn't even notice.

I was more interested in the food though because she goes, yeah, we're Greek. I went, fuck, they've probably got a lamb on the spit or something. Like, you know, they've probably got some fucking unreal grazing table. You've never left a Greek house party hungry. No. You've never had to go to. And you've always said that.

Yeah, and you've never, you know how sometimes you'll leave, like, somewhere and you go, oh, shall we get Maccas on the way home? Yeah. Not required. No, never. Can we just, like, take a moment to, like, how good are house parties? I love a house party. It's so good.

And when I moved to Melbourne, I really missed them because we didn't have a lot of friends that like didn't live in an apartment. Yeah. And it just doesn't have the same energy as like going out the back and like, you know, the plastic chairs on the lawn and stuff. Are we talking shit on you till 2am? Yes. Yeah.

That's the chair, not the people, obviously. Both? Yeah, either or. Either or. I got to love to see it here. Yeah. And it's been submitted by Samantha Moon. Yeah, either or. I got to love to see it here and it's been submitted by Samantha Moon. Hi Samantha Moon.

Immediately thought of Tony Lodge when I saw this. Oh, love it. Love it already. So she sent through a meme. Yep. But she said, I would love to hear the audio queen kind of like reading it out. Oh, okay. So let me text it to you. There's a bit going on. Oh, I'm nervous. Basically, there's a couple of plants and the name

of these plants are pretty interesting. And then someone just added some editorial. Do you want me to do the voiceover? Yeah, thanks. Hey, boss, I got you those flowers. Sorry, this is my mobster voice. It's called for mobster voice. Hey, boss, I got you those flowers you wanted.

These are the name of the flowers Butter Bing Rose and Butter Boom Wine And then the flowers Hey, I'm growing here That was good That's amazing And it's also good from Samantha Moon Who on the spot goes, I know just the person to do this meme justice.

Yes, and I appreciate the trust that was put into me for doing that justice. And I hope I've made you proud, Samantha. I appreciate that. Just again, what are the names of those plants? Are they having a laugh or is that the name of the plants? I'm guessing that's what it's called. Butter Bing Rose and Butter Boom White.

Butter Bing Butter Boom. I'm growling here. I'm growling here. That's amazing. I've got to love to see here from Kylie. Just for some context, the other week we were talking about people who are pregnant and getting like touched on the belly because we're talking about when your wife was pregnant and Kylie says,

I've had two kids and each time I was pregnant, if someone came up and touched my belly, I would immediately touch theirs. Just to reverse the power play. Yeah. She said it threw people for a fucking loop and she said, once a lady asked what I was doing, I straight-faced looked at her and said, oh, I thought this is what we were doing. Looked at her hand and she walked away in shock. Yeah, cop that.

How do you like them apples? I just thought that was amazing. I love that. Oh, I just thought this is what we were doing. I love that. Hello. I love that. Isn't that the best power move?

So anybody with a pregnant belly who's sick to death of being fucking touched without permission would roll that out. Another comment that, like, you never know what kind of day someone's having. Oh, yeah. And so sometimes, and actually I'd say most of the time, even though they're definitely pregnant, you know they're pregnant, when you rock up and you go, no, you're looking big. You know, like, is that fucking helpful for a lady?

But just also don't say anything, like, regardless. But so after hearing that, maybe give me that one, Tony. Oh, you're looking pregnant at the moment. Yeah, same. Oh! How far along are you? No, how far along are you? God, you look like you're about to burst.

Are you due the same day as me? Yeah. Oh, fuck, that's good. Like, I'm yes-ending this way. Yeah, no, that yeah no that's amazing right back on i just think i love the the image of going no i thought this is what we were doing yeah is this not just the tummy touching time isn't that just like the biggest fucking mind fuck yeah and that person that person's gonna think about that for the rest of their life. Every day. There's not going to be a time that they see a pregnant person and they go.

They'll remember. But hopefully it's turned them off ever fucking touching people without permission. Not only has she done herself justice, but she's done future people justice. It's actually a public service, I believe. So Kylie, fucking good on you. Thank you very much. Kylie, you're a fucking legend.

I love that, Kylie. Hey, tomorrow on the show, guys, coincidence chat. It's fucking in. And it's not coincidence chat that it's Wednesday tomorrow, but it's Wednesday tomorrow and we're doing coincidence chat. Now, I just need to give some disclaimers. There has been some anonymous coincidences sent through from the good side of Reservoir.

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