Toni and Ryan - How To Call A Radio Station

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Tony Lodge, gangster author, Dr. Tony Lodge, apparently. Do you know, I went through a phase where I answered the phone like, what's up? Like only a year ago, like really recently. I thought you were going to say when I was 12. Yeah. So that's when it was funny, but like a year ago. It wasn't even funny then. What do you mean a year ago? You're an adult. Okay. Like a year ago, You're an adult. Okay. Like a year ago I went through a phase where I'd always say something like,

what is that? Because I thought it was like a really hilarious, like ironic callback to like back then. And when did you realise that wasn't that funny? When I called my best friend Jag like quite a few times and didn't, he went, I get it. He was like, I've had enough. And then because he moved to New Zealand, he's like, you know,

these phone calls cost me like $12 a minute. We can't be wasting time with you going, what's up? Especially when you're stringing out a what's up for three minutes. It cost us $36. Is that right? No. Who are we calling today? This is Cam in Sydney.

Cam in Sydney. Should I do the what's up? This is Cam in Sydney. Cam in Sydney. Should I do the was-ah? Please do. All right. And before you say that, I'd just like to let you know he works in government relations. Oh. I actually can't listen. I'm taking my headphones off.

This is awful. Hello? Hello, Cam. Hey, Tony. How you going? What's up? Cam. Cam, laugh. Cam, laugh.

Cam, I'm so sorry. Cam, laugh. Scary movie one. Cam, I'm so sorry about that. You don't have to laugh. That's quite all right. I did like it. I did enjoy it.

Thank you, Cam. We're good. How are you? Very good. We're a bit kooky, I think. Yeah. Tony. Look,. Thank you, Cam. We're good. How are you? Very good. We're a bit kooky, I think. Yeah. Look, that's fine, guys. That's fine.

What are you up to, Cam? What are you doing? I just had like a late brunch, actually. I'm actually home a bit sick, so having a late breakfast. Hang on. So you're home sick, but you've gone out for brunch? Well, look, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't post on Instagram.

No one knows. That's okay. Don't worry. This isn't going on a podcast or anything for a lot of people to listen to. Don't waste a sick day being sick. Indeed, indeed. Maybe. Could I call in sick?

What would happen if I called in sick from our work? What would happen? You have many times. You know, all the times you've got COVID. Oh, yeah, I've got COVID, yeah. Oh, I was actually sick, though. What a waste. Yeah, see, you could have been on the golf course with Cam.

Oh, Cam, is your work hiring? Maybe I'll come in there instead. Would you actually have a vacancy in my team if you want to come? Okay, send me through the details, mate. Yeah, I'll flick them through. On the interview, I'll go, what's up? You'll basically get a job after that. Yes!

Cam, will you approve this podcast? I absolutely will approve this podcast. Woohoo! Hey, it's Cam from Sydney and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, more information about our live stream, which starts this day next week, next Friday. Next Friday. We said we'd do 50 hours if we got 3,000 patrons.

That's a minute for every patron. We have ticked that off and we are now getting into dangerous territory. We are. It's not looking good. No. No, it's not. So we'll get to that soon. And with a week away, I'm actually, when we thought of it ages ago, I was like, oh, it's been fun.

And now just the reality of being awake, which sounds dumb because it's obviously the biggest challenge, but just as it gets closer. I think I'm starting to, because at first I was like, oh, three days, you know? Yeah. But then I started thinking about like each individual minute. Oh, don't do that to yourself. Each individual tarpa.

Yeah. And how much I hate that. No, but each individual minute and you kind of go, oh, there's a lot of time in an hour. So it's not just like, oh, get through the next thing. It's like actually sitting there for all that time. Yeah. Brutal.

Has that made you feel better? No, that hasn't helped at all. I will get to that soon. But first of all, file this one under old people just don't get it. My grandpa passed away, still not really understanding what a USB was, even though for the last 10 years of his life I was trying to explain it. Yeah. The stick.

How do you get a whole movie in a stick? But it's the whole movie in a stick. I mean, you think about it. I watched this YouTube series the other day and it was like, oh, sorry, no, it was on TikTok but it's that show on ABC, You Can't Ask That. Yeah. And it was the one with the centenarians, centenarians, people over 100.

And I'm just going to fucking bail. Yeah. People over 100. And they were kind of explaining how much has changed in their life. Yeah. I mean, 100 years. But then I thought, you know, it would be pretty insane to have gone from a time where, like, you didn't even fucking have electricity

to now a whole movie being on a stick. I mean, when you, like, I don't know. But it didn't all happen overnight. That's the other thing, though. Yes, I'm Natalie Imbrulia because it's both things. What does me, though, is you hear those stories about someone goes to jail for 30 years. And they come out and they go, what's an iPhone?

And they go, what the fuck is going on here? What's happened? Yeah. I guess for them it kind of is overnight because it's like they go in. Yep, it's the same for 30 years. And they're the same for 30 years, but around them changes. Like, that's insane same for 30 years. And they're the same for 30 years but around them changes. Like that's insane. Wow.

Anyway. I met this old guy who was sort of struggling to comprehend some new themes the other day. And I just, I don't know whether to laugh or if it's the most frustrating thing ever. So I go into Channel 7 where I work for what, four minutes a fortnight? Yep. I do a little segment on the TV. I'll go in, do my segment. I go into Channel 7 where I work for, what, four minutes a fortnight? Yep. I do a little segment on the TV. I'll go in, do my segment, I go out. Yeah.

I'm on the way home, going to get some coffee for Bridget and I, get back to the baby, and this lovely old man in the cafe goes, G'day, mate. What do you do for a crust? You know, we're just both waiting for our coffees and he's just like a lovely old bloke having a chat. That's Australian for what do you do for work. Oh, yeah.

Because, yeah, no one would know what that is. That's a very old Australian thing to say, yeah. And I go, I work in media. And he goes, are you finished for the day? And I'm like, yeah, I just came back from Channel 7. He goes, oh, Channel 7. Oh, see, he's got this in my area. I watch Channel 7 all the time.

Channel 7, like, I don't know, ITV in the US or NBC, what, 5,000, 10,000 employees? Like a massive company. Oh, yeah. A crazy company. And this guy, it turned out, was a landscaper and he works with a crew of a couple of blokes. So the guy at the cafe was, yeah.

And so I don't think he could get his head around the fact that, like, in a big company, you don't know everyone. You know what I mean? Because he works with Steve and Gary. And he knows them fucking back to front. Yeah. Knows their wives, their kids, everything. Yeah.

So he goes, oh, you work at Channel 7, you must know Tim Watson. Now, Tim Watson used to be a famous Australian footballer, and he now, like a lot of ex-football, he now reads the sports news. Oh, so he's the sports guy on Channel 7. Sports guy on Channel 7. So if you flick on the telly. Six o'clock. Six o'clock, he now reads the sports news. Oh, so he's the sports guy on Channel 7. Sports guy on Channel 7. So if you flick on the telly. Six o'clock. Six o'clock, he's doing the sport.

Yeah. My segment is at 9.20 in the morning and I've left by 9.25. Yep. I've never seen Tim Watson. I've never, I don't know Tim Watson. And he's the opposite end of the day. Different show, different, you know. Yeah.

And so, but in this old guy's mind, oh, you work at Channel 7. Yeah, so tell me about Tim. What's he like? Yeah, because I bagged for Essendon, so he was one of my favourite players. And I go, yeah, so like I'm on in the morning and he's on in the afternoon, so like I don't actually know him. He goes, yeah, yeah. So when he comes in, does he wear his suit ready to go

or does he like come in normal clothes and then get changed into the suit to do the – because I just – do people wear a suit all day? And I go, yeah, so I don't actually know because I'm in at 9.20 and he's in at 6 p.m. So I actually don't. He goes, yeah, so with Tim Watson, does he like read the sport all day and then just like say what he reck? Or is there a script guy? Did the guy, the guy at the cafe, was he tipped off by the fact that you were in just normal clothes at, like, 9.30 in the morning and, like, not at the office?

He also struggled to comprehend that because I work, like you work from nine to five or you don't work. Yeah, that's what I mean. Was he confused? He didn't get that. He didn't get that. So he goes, so you run on late today? And you go, I'm actually already done. Yeah, I said, I've finished.

And he goes, oh, so when you go back? And I was like, no, like I'm actually done. And this went on for like an excruciating. Had you already ordered? Yeah. And are you just waiting for them to go, yep, soy cap and a regular latte for Ryan? Yeah, but what happens sometimes, and this is like a danger of being a soy drinker, is that sometimes they're like, oh, fuck, we're out of soy.

Because when you get the stock cow's milk, there's always milk ready to go. But sometimes with the specialty, they've got to crack a new bottle or they've got to go out the back. And so sometimes a three-minute job can be an eight-minute job. It's taking a bit longer. Usually you're like, hey, I'm just waiting for a coffee. I've got no place to be. It's all good.

And this guy just couldn't comprehend that I didn't know Tim Watson. So he's thinking that you're going to be able to say, oh, like tell him Steve said hi from the fucking cafe. Yeah, do you remember in round seven, 1984, when you kicked that goal? I think he looked at me. Yeah, like, do you know what's he, what was his end game? Was it to like wait until he could go to work with you and go and meet this guy?

You want to know the cutest question ever? Oh, yeah. He goes, so when he reads the sport behind the desk, is that his desk? Or does he, like, have another desk where he, like, works and then he comes into the studio? Like, is that his desk? Oh. That is very sweet.

That is a very cute question. Do people, I guess because like watching the TV, right, you watch the TV your whole life and you think things work a certain way. Yeah. Do you think it is literally like he's been waiting for his chance to ask these questions? Yeah, and he's found some asshole in a cafe. And he's finally found someone. When I was a kid, I thought that when you were listening

to the radio and people, like, called in, I thought that you had to have a radio, like a CB radio. And I thought because it was the radio. Yeah, so you radio in. And I thought you had to radio in and you had to, like, know the channel, like, so only maybe some people knew it. And I grew up, my parents both had CB radios in their car because we used to, like, travel, like, drive around.

Okay, that's the strangest part of this story. No, no, no, no. We used to, like, drive to Broome every year. Right. Oh, so you'd need it when you're in the outback. Yeah, so we would have, like, have it for being in the outback. Anyway. Okay, because I associate those things with conspiracy theorists.

Oh, no, no, no. It was like so if my dad was- Oh, just in case the government turns on us. No, no, no. So it was like, oh, my God, that makes my parents sound crazy. No, no, no. So it was like if my dad went away on a work trip or whatever, my mum and dad would talk via the CB radio or the UHF

because the phone wouldn't work where my dad was but the radio would. Sorry, you often, not often, sometimes will make a little jibe about me being old, the new. Yeah, old, the new. But I didn't grow up in the 20s. No, because Mary was. Did they do smoke signals?

In Morse code? Morse code. I love you too. No, but so because the phone wouldn't work where my dad was, so they would have like call signs so that they could call each other on the radio. Well, there is no phone towers at Area 51, so of course the phones didn't work. Oh, my God, I sound so... Oh, God, dude.

Anyway, so because we had the radios in the car, I thought you had to radio in to the radio. And then when I was older, I was like, oh, yeah, but like, how do you even call up? And then my sister was like, yeah, like, on the phone, you fuckhead. You know, like, oh, 131060,

give us a call. Yeah, she's like, use the phone. So hang on, they're like, a radio show's like, oh, is that the Morse code on the phone? Yeah. So hang on. They're like a radio show. It's like, oh, can you guess the secret sound and win the cash? So you go out to your car and get the CB radio. Well, I never called up for a thing. Hello? Yep.

Just Tony Oscar Bravo Delta. Area 51 check. Is it a stapler being opened? Over. Is that weird? That is the funniest thing that you've ever said. But does he have his own desk? Does he have emails or does he just read the news?

He CB radios into the radio. Sorry, sorry, just to bring everyone up to speed. Every time I leave the building here at work and come back and walk into the office, Tony and Cam go, Oh, did you see Tim Watson? We didn't do that. And they've been teasing me for weeks. It's very good. It's a mistake.

It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake.

It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. It's a mistake. I'll play the song thing Hey it's Cam from Sydney And you're listening to Tony and Ryan A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon and all levels of Patreon are scrolling across the bottom of the fucking hill. Are you okay, mate? Kelly Brannan.

No, I cannot get over the CB radio and the stapler. Kelly Brannan, thank you so much. Lacey Hartline, thank you very much. Maria Nunez, Chloe Sear and Caitlin Thorley, thank you so much. Can't wait to see you on the live stream, which is happening this time next week, 7th of July, be there or be square. I'm saying that now.

Yeah, okay. I was going to let that slide. We are up to... I'm just logging in, 56 hours. Fuck me. Okay. 56 hours is a long time. Yeah.

Because so we had- 3,408 Patreons. So we had to hit 3,000 as a minimum. Yeah. So a minute per person. Minute per person. And it's now six hours over that. Six hours is like a whole school day. Yeah.

Like if you think like you get dropped off at nine, you get picked up at three, that's like a whole extra time we have to be awake. Yeah. Or imagine knocking off from the hardest day's work you ever had and your boss goes, can you just do six hours over time? Yeah. Yep.

Which is basically what you're doing to me. Only exclusive and champion tarvers can watch, as Tony was saying, and participate. We all don't forget about that because there's going to be polls. People are going to be choosing stuff. People are going to be approving. Yep. Parts of it as well.

We also like people will be able to live comment. So we'll be, you know, reading comments, chatting to people, and, like, it'll be cool because people from all around the world listen to the pod and are part of our Patreon. So hopefully it's going to be people like, chatting to people, and, like, it'll be cool because people from all around the world listen to the pod and are part of our Patreon. So hopefully it's going to be people like, oh, yeah, I'm bloody off to work and we're like, it's 1am, Susan, what are you doing? Yeah, come on, mate.

Which is quite a bit of fun. Now, we will be able to win some minutes either off the clock or minutes sleep depending on how we want to use these minutes, but there's going to be challenges where you and I can earn some minutes. And I feel like, especially as it keeps going. We're going to need it. Winning a little 15-minute nap or bringing 15 off the clock might be big. So Cam, who is going to be the challenge.

Have you given yourself a title, like Challenge Master? Task Master, like the TV show. Might be copyright. Task Bastard. Task Bastard. Might be copyright. Task Bastard. Task Bastard. Hey, I'm pro-bastard. Challenge Cam. Challenge Cam.

Challenge Cam. Challenge. Cam-a-range. Cameron Hutt Challenge. We'll work on it. Okay. We'll work on it. I was close, though.

But of the 50 or so challenges, we've got a couple. So we've got a bit of an example of what's coming. I think these are real ones, aren't they? Yeah, these are real ones. Oh, okay. So this is like the vibe of what's coming. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. I'm picking. If you're watching on the video show, you can see where. Yeah, and you've just been flacking it around. It's purge time, it says. I just recently watched the purge, the film. I get to murder someone? This is a bit fucking kooky.

Is this a late in the time one? No, no. With the blindfold on and a Nerf gun in hand, Tony has 15 minutes to shoot Ryan with a Nerf bullet. Ryan needs to move stealthily to avoid being shot. He cannot stand still for more than one minute. If Tony hits Ryan, she gets an instant 10-minute break. Oh.

If Ryan can avoid, he gets a 10-minute break. I like that. I'm a pretty good shot with my eyes open but with my eyes closed i don't know so it's just about i guess sensing movement and just happening to like see the thing is as well right yeah but if this is early on we'll be a bit more switched on yeah but if this is later in the piece and obviously we don't know when this challenge is coming where you're gonna be slow and you're probably not gonna have the energy to run around, neither am I.

Well, I think you won't be able to do it sneakily, because you'll just be so dopey and clumsy. You'll be like, oh, just sneak over here. Question, question, do I have to reload my own bullets? I was thinking that. Cameron? We'll do it for you. Okay, so I've got to reload.

Unlimited ammo. So I can literally just ping them off the whole time. Not being able to stand still for more than a minute's hard, because I was like, oh, if you get Oh, okay. Oh, okay. So I've got to reload. Unlimited ammo. Oh, so I can literally just like ping them off the whole time. Not being able to stand still for more than a minute's hard because I was like, oh, if you get a good spot, you know? Yeah. I wonder though, Producer Kemp, can you please be honest just for one moment? Did you just really want to buy a Nerf gun? On the company card?

Did you just buy a Nerf gun? Does that feel about right? Yeah. Okay. Remember when, didn't Nerf guns have their fucking moment? Oh, no, they're still having moments. Are they? We don't have kids, but they're...

Oh, when I went to... As in, like, children... Did you forget about the one that you baked up earlier and you've got a home? Oh, she's not a Nerf gun aged yet. No, not yet. She's got at least three or four weeks. They are fun, though.

So when we were looking for houses, we went to an open home. Yeah. And it must have been like a Nerf family. Oh, yeah. And they had like, you know how like a guy who's like a shed guy will have his tools up on the wall? Oh, yeah. Pretty standard. And it's almost like an outline of the-

Yes. I like that. It's very home improvement vibes. Yeah. And so they had that for their Nerf guns. So they were all like lined up on the wall. I don't like that. It's not the house you bought, was it?

No, no, no. But it was like a whole wall, so everyone had their slot where it, like, sat in. Oh, his and hers. Mum and dad Nerf guns on there. Oh, to the kids. Next challenge. No beer beer pong. You have the hour to land a ping pong ball in each of the empty cups

placed around the room thrown from the mark spot on the floor. Shoot them all and win four tokens, which is 20 minutes off the clock or 20 minutes nap. Are you a good beer ponger? No. Awful. Because of the throwing or because of the drinking? Both.

Both. Is this like trick shot areas? When you say there's a whole hour. Yeah. So the cups will be anywhere around the room. So we're just going to be kind of like, we'll still be live streaming, obviously, but we'll be doing that at the same time. Oh, God, I hope my shoulder recovers in time.

I've got an injury at the moment. It's really setting me back. Yeah. And I reckon beer pong could really do some damage. Yeah. Or I might have to go left-handed. And you ask Torbs, I'm not as good with my left hand. I won't be asking Torbs.

That's a really good challenge. That is a good challenge. That's a great one. Sorry, so you said four tokens. Yep. So one token, five minutes. Five minutes, yep. Great.

I'm going to be banking up those bad boys. Is that right? Probably not because these are quite physical-based challenges. Is this a sign of things to come? Well, here's the third and final one. We won't learn about the other 47-plus challenges until real time. The floor is lava. Tony's just done a big eye roll.

For the next hour, the floor is lava. If you survive, you win three tickets, which is 15 minutes sleep or 15 minutes off the clock. If you shall fall, the Allah is still eligible. Oh, but if we both make it, do we both get three each or it's just still the three? I feel like that's up for debate.

Okay, yeah. But if you stack it and then you think you're claiming my, yeah, we'll see about that. Good luck. Your time begins now, yeah. But if you stack it and then you think you're claiming my, yeah, we'll see about that. Good luck. Your time begins now, obviously. Ooh. So you know what we're in for. That's a good one.

You know what we're in for. How do you feel about those? They do seem physical, not physical, but like movement. Well, I guess that's, I don't want to sit, like if we sat for 56 hours. Nah, you've got to kind of move around. I think that'll make the time go quite fast if we're, like, thinking about something. I'm really excited now.

I think 56 hours. How many challenges have you got, Producer Cam? Because what if we keep pumping up the clock? Have you got 70 just in case? If they're one and it's, oh, as in, yeah. Yeah, because, like, if we go, like, at the moment we're at 56, you've got to come up with six more of those. Yeah, bad luck.

Bad luck for that. We have to do it. Yeah, true. Yeah, you know, like. Is the floor as lava going to be easy if we're just on the couch? That depends what furniture is available. Oh, they're taking the furniture away. My worst nightmare is not having a couch.

That is, like, my version of torch not having a couch. That is like my version of torture. All right. If you also, you can submit your own challenges for Cam and crew to, you know, choose between. So just submit challenges, any questions, patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. And like we said, exclusive and champion tarpers can watch and get involved. If you're a tarper and you want to upgrade, you can upgrade just for the weekend.

It's like four or five extra bucks and then downgrade again. That's totally fine. But next Friday we'll be kicking it off. I'm getting pumped. I'm actually excited. I'm more pumped after reading those than before because I'm obviously nervous about being awake. I also really didn't know what the challenges were going to be.

Like I think that's a good taster of what's coming. Feels right? Yeah. It sounds fun. Yeah, it does sound fun. Because I always used to listen to, like, radio shows and hear them play the games. And when they get a guest on, they get to play a game.

And I was like, oh, how fun would it be to play the games? And now it's us. You get to play the games. Are you okay? Yeah. Okay, can we do a side bet between the three of us? How many times do we reckon Tony will cry in the time? Or is this not something you want to count?

It's going to be a lot. Because there'll be good, tears, and bad. I'm not saying it's like it. I just wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm a vulnerable girl. So if we had to throw a number. Should we all throw a number out at the same time? Hang on, let me think about it for one second.

50 hours, three times an hour. Yeah. Okay. Three, two, one. 20. Did you say 20? I said 20. What did you say?

12. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. I really appreciate that. You're not going to win. Thanks for the faith, though. I really appreciate that. You're not going to win. Thanks for the faith, though. I really appreciate that.

So you reckon one every four or five hours? I think so. Yeah. I think that sounds about right. Or maybe not in the beginning. But on the back end. Towards the end, I think. So at about the 36-hour mark, I'll be like, oh.

Once an hour. I think my 12's looking pretty good. Yeah. Oh, I waited till that last day, sweetheart. Yeah, especially if we end up doing this extra seven, eight, nine, fucking ten hours. It's not going to be good. Watch your love to see it. Let's get one cry out of the way right now.

Lisa Hong in our Facebook group has shared this. Are we actually going to cry? A man turned 100 years old and his birthday wish, the only thing he wanted was to pet some dogs. Great. That would also be my wish for my 100th. Oh, yeah, okay. Might not have to worry.

His daughter posted about it on social media and over 200 dogs showed up. Oh, my God. And got dressed up to wish him happy birthday. So literally, she's this little old man. All these dogs around him, he gets to give them all a little smooch and a boop for his birthday. Don't you love to see that? Isn't that so sweet?

I wish I had it going first with my I love to see it because yours is so good, mine's so terrible. Thank you for showing that, Lisa. Shame. What's coming? I might find another one because mine's so good. No, what you do is you love to say, oh, well, I saw Tim Watson at work the other day.

No, that would be better. Oh, this is so lame. That's a beautiful, thank you, Lisa, for sharing that. Thanks, Lisa. That's so good. Oh, God. So today's June 30, which in Australia is the last day of the financial year. Yep.

And so there's always like, it sounds fucking lame. And it is. Like accounting firms have like an end of financial year party because it's like going to be busy season. So there's a bit of a blowout. Yep. And my love to see it is this year. It's on a Friday. I mean. Because sometimes it's on a Tuesday and you're like,

oh, work tomorrow. Yeah. And so you're like, oh, we've got the whole weekend, I'm going to be a blowout. Yeah. Probably have three beers. Yeah. Because it's Friday.

I mean, that's better than the 200 dogs for the 100-year-old man. Can I do another one? Happy end of financial year to all the accountants out man. Can I do another one? Happy end of financial year to all the accountants out there. Can I do another one instead? No, that's a good one. I've got a better one. No, no, no, no. We'll let you stay with that one.

Think about that all week. Fuck, my life is so shit. If only I was Tim Watson. Well, you meet him all the time. You work together. What's his desk like, though? Thank you so much for listening. He said, does he wear suit shoes?

Because when you're at the desk, you can't see the shoes. Yeah, I mean, there is definitely something to be said. Like, do they look good up here, but they're wearing, like, pyjama bottoms on the bottom? I reckon some days they would. Phone it in, yeah. You'd have to. I mean, there's been days where we've looked good up top and worn trackies on the bottom. I reckon some days they would. Phone it in, yeah. You'd have to. I mean, there's been days where we've looked good up top

and worn trackies on the bottom. Name a day we've looked good up top. That's a really good point, actually. Yeah. Okay. Have fun tonight, accountants. Wow, thanks for killing the vibe twice. Yeah, fuck.

Glad you gave me today. Bringing my old accountant energy into the show. All right, we'll chat to you on Monday. Love you, bye.