Toni and Ryan - How To DESTROY Your Wife's Favourite Top

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

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Who can say they're the rogo. My love. I have some bad news. The look on his face. It was as if he had to tell me that like Pippa had passed away. Like he just felt so guilty. I'm Temeo from Orange Australia. Hi, I'm Ashley from Cornbrook, Newfoundland.

Hi, this is Steve from Woburn, Massachusetts, USA. And I approve his podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, Best Selling Dr. Orth, Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan. Welcome to a safe place where we can all be our true silly selves. Yeah. Fuck you work.

You know? Fart noise. Sorry. Sorry. That doesn't have anything to do with anything. I just did a fart noise. Because Tony goes, I've got a little something for the top of you. And I'm just hoping it wasn't that.

Is it related to farts? No, but it's probably as silly as that. Okay. Danny on our team bought a house. Oh my going. And yesterday, Ryan, just after you'd left, because we were all so excited and you'd headed off. And we were all sitting here and we're talking about, we're like, oh, I'm talking about work

stuff. And Danny just goes, oh, hang on, guys. Sorry, I can't really concentrate. And we're like, oh, is everything okay? She goes, yeah, with the house, like, they've just asked for some random, like, the finance people have asked for some random stuff. And we were like, oh, can we help? What have they asked for?

There's the random stuff that you have to pay for it. Yeah. But they're like, you do have to pay for this. She's like, oh, I thought that it was just like optional. The auction was like this fun game that I'm. I won. Yeah. And then like, yeah, it's like deal or no deal.

And we were like, oh, are you emailing with your conveyancer or solicitor or something? And she goes, no, no, no. My boyfriend's just asking me this question. And we were like, oh, okay. And Lily looks over and goes, Danny, are you having this very serious conversation about finance over Snapchat? And Tammy and her boyfriend were disappearing messaging each other on. Snapchat about like, lol send the extra 40 grand.

Why are they sending 20 back? Because Gen Zs are efficient and do you want to discuss finances and keep your streak going? Or do you want to do them at the same time? This did come up actually. The streak doesn't count for messaging.

The streak is only photos and they don't send photos to each other. Apparently. I know what Snapchat's for. I used to be young. I know how you guys meant. Yeah. But yes, they were helping, and I was like, Danny.

Like, I turned into her mother. I'm like, Daniel. What are you doing? And she's like, yeah, we're just trying to figure it out. Oh, but for contractual reasons, you can't have like evidence lying around. So it's like, evidence. What do you? It's all above board.

It's confidential, though. So you don't want that information just willy-nilly. I'm, you know what? I'm just going to have to fucking stop you right there. Snapchat is not encrypted end-to-end messaging. That's like WhatsApp. But that, like, it's not, it's. Yeah, but like, if big Gmail,

decides they want to read your messages, they're there forever. But Snapchat, 24 hours, boo, gone. Even Spiegel doesn't give a shit. So you are approving, basically using Wicker to message about buying a house. I just support Danielle in her house buying journey fully. Oh, and then Charles and I sent that Snapchat to Danny. Well, that's just being mean. I only hate Snapchat, but then look at us.

Well, it's from Charles's account. I didn't know anything about that. Do you use Snapchat match Charles? I don't. Oh. Oh. Oh. I once talked about using Facebook Messenger to talk to Torbs and people will like grow up.

And I was like, oh. I just send to message all the time. Yeah. I use it heaps. I use Facebook Messenger more than WhatsApp. Oh, I don't use WhatsApp. I don't really understand it. It's, what's not?

No, it's just another app, isn't it to deal with? You understand all of it. Yeah. But that's why, like, I don't understand why you would use that instead of. of do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like I've got everything I need. I think was it a great alternative back in the day when we used to get stung five cents per

text? We didn't have WhatsApp then though. Didn't we? No, because that's like internet messaging and internet messaging wasn't a thing. For me, the alternative to paying would be WhatsApp because it's like unlimited messaging. You wouldn't believe it. But at that time, internet wasn't included in your phone plan. Like you would open the internet.

Do you remember like opening the internet app by accident on your phone and like quickly closing it? Panicking, panicking. I'm costing my sister a fortune because Alicia had a voter phone and there was like an internet button and you pushed the button and it just like logged in. Yeah. And you had to like hang up and like try and get out of it. Yeah. Yeah.

So like free text. Do you remember those stories when people used to like the start of phones in internet people would go overseas and come home and get like a $5,000 phone bill? Yeah. Because like roaming. You didn't know what roaming was. Yeah. I still don't really know what it is.

But I don't either. Charles, I have turned off. According to my phone, am I still in New Zealand or am I all good now? Well, I said it up. I was hoping like Tony may have helped you when you guys flew back together. No? She was busy listening to another podcast. But also, I can't take any.

I'm not taking it on. I just, I refuse. I refuse. So am I still, so if I'm calling Tony later this, are I making an international call? No, because that sim isn't for calls. It's only for data. So if I'm streaming Tony on only fans from Australia isn't an international stream. Hey, TonyA fans.

Sorry. Yeah. Your Honor. Yeah. These are top confessions. Tonyner.com. That I use. Submit it enormously.

I think also TonyArund.com works now. Does it? Yeah, we're moving up, baby. Moving on up. Who had that for all this time? Can we find out? I don't know. I don't know.

Paid a bit, though. What? Paid a bit to like get it off. Did we? Like, we paid like 600 bucks to get it off them. What the, Fuck. Thanks for paying for that, Charles, from your own account, I'm assuming.

I paid it from your GoDaddy account, actually. Fuck, Charles, that's my personal account. Do we know who it was, though? No, you don't, because, like, the way that it works is... It's all private. But, do you remember when we first started this pod and, like, Tony Ryan.com was, like, a weird, just, like, porn. Yeah. Still, his...

If you, um, were a fan of the Weather Woman, which was a late-night Korean erotic fiction. Yeah. Very similar to what our website was about. So, yeah. So, and shout out to the Weather Woman Returns. One of the great sequels in modern cinema history. It's going to be wet. And it was.

These are top confessions. Yesterday I said this guy thought he's a comedian and that's this is the one I'm talking about. Confession. Before having sex with a girl, I write messages. What are you? Nah, it just took me a second. They're singing. Before having sex with my girl.

I write messages on my cock with a Sharpie. It's a great way to remind her that I love her. I love you. I'm sorry. Congratulations. And this is where I think he's being funny. Oh, what was the part before?

Whatever the occasion, I want to make sure the message gets drilled into her. Terrible. Isn't that? Terrible. Just really upsetting. Isn't that also probably not very good for like... Chemical poisoning?

Yeah, like toxicity things. I don't know. Like, the ink wouldn't be good to have, like, on such a sensitive area and certainly not good to be inside of a vagina. No. So true. Don't you reckon? Yeah, it feels.

It's like very sensitive and sucky iny. I don't want to suck ink out of your cock into my purse. Wasn't invisible ink. God's ink. Come is God's ink This is tough some cash in Are we moving on Do we need the horse photo off that that was like

Oh someone message We don't need the horse photo because we are This we're again You know what I mean At least we're weird together Yeah Someone message the other day and said Do we need the horse photos

Become part of their vernacular I know very cute So someone's at work and it's a bit And I'm need the horse photo And everyone else goes What the fuck are you talking about? Should we sell? Yep

Great I love it low by low sell high yes i learned that on the stock market did you of wall street i've been to wall street you have you sell that bull yeah charles were you you were there with us like yeah that was a fun trip was that when we went for the weddies we went and saw the bull the other time as well when we went down to see the statue of liberty oh even though you'd already seen her because i had that tiara yes yes of course I love New York.

I do. Yeah. So you know how we've been saying we're not going to travel much next year? Charles doesn't believe him. I know. I know. He thinks I'm going to cave. I'm not the one saying that.

Ryan's the one over here making all these plans. I found a way last night to get to Toronto in only one stop without going to America. Auckland? No. Can you go Auckland to Toronto? No. Auckland to New York. Oh, sorry, sorry.

Actually, guess the two countries you can go through, three countries you can go through. Yeah. To get to Toronto with, no Googling, Charles, with only one stop. He's probably making notes for his job. And not America. And the reason I say not America is because you have to go through customs and do all that bullshit just to get on a plane and leave again. Yeah. No, thank you.

No. If, three countries. So to get from Melbourne to Toronto. Yeah. And then that place straight to Toronto. Straight to Toronto. know. As you know, I'm not very good at geography. And it's not America. Well, that would be my first guess. And New Zealand would be my second guess. Actually, it's probably three, but only the ones that

we would want to fly on is. Oh, because it's one world. Like our, like. Yeah. One world, there's three. Yeah. Um, oh, Hawaii. Oh, no, that's America. Oh, my God. Because when we're in America and we had to go through customs like when are you leaving this country when are you leaving america and i was like i leave america on saturday because i'm going to hawaii and he looked at me and wasn't she popular at customs oh my god i hated me um they also just hate Australians because we're like you know like what's up and they're just like fuck off yeah um and fair Alaska also America oh um jeez this is Dallas Dallas you guys I stand by it I wanted a globe as a kid and I was told no.

Can we, Charles, can we order a globe or Famers on today, please? Can I have a globe? Do it a big spinning one for you, just? Yeah, big spinning one. And can I also get a basketball? It's a globe. And Charles, I want, um, a hard one. I don't want an inflatable one.

I want like a hard one. I'm right here, Swade out. Charles, I'll let you say one destination. Dubai? No. Really? Down the road, though.

I mean probably, but not it's not one world. Down the road. Qatar. I would have really loved if Charles, just then had also said something in America. That would have really tipped me over the edge and I would have really appreciate that. Here's where you can go via.

Yeah. Hong Kong, Cafe Pacific. Slay. You can go Qatar Airways through Qatar. Strangely, with Qantas points, you can stop in Manila in the Philippines and then get on the overnight Manila to Toronto's fucking direct. Who saw that coming?

That's amazing. Yeah. And then I also suspect there is a Japan air or Japanese something. Yeah, but it's not one world day. Yeah. I watched... So see you in Toronto next year and we do no traveling.

I've watched this TikTok video the other day. It was actually an Instagram real. I don't look at TikTok. But, and it was about this like crazy fucking fully clear unreal beach. Like the Philippines is crazy. Amazing, yeah. All this wildlife and the sea is like crystal clear.

You like, look, because I saw this thing and they're like, you'll think this is the Maldives, but it's actually the Philippines. And I watched this whole video. It looks unreal. The Philippines is fucking sick. Have you been? No.

Have you Philippine? Never Philippine there. I was like, I was going to go with Tommy when I lived in Malaysia. They went for the weekend and I didn't and I'd still urge you. Yeah, you should go. Because it's not that far from here, right? Like the flight's not too bad. I mean, you can go direct.

Yeah, apparently. But going direct, that's the issue. Yeah. Am I right in thinking there's like a hundred million people in the Philippines? Really? Charles, Google it. Did I just make that up? Like a string of islands that just had a hundred and seventeen million.

What? 117 million people. Isn't there only like five million people in Australia? 26. There's five in New Zealand. So there's 25. How many is it in Melbourne? A million?

No. Four or five million in Melbourne? You're Josh. There's more in Melbourne than New Zealand. Really? Yep. Crazy. No one to the airport.

So. There is 30 times more people. 30 times more people in the Philippines than New Zealand. And New Zealand is bigger. Yeah, by a mile. That's crazy. Well, I would love to go, but maybe they don't have space. It's pretty far.

Maybe, yeah, maybe they're busy. Now, we did ask people to say, where's the weirdest place you've been fingered, and that's on us. That's actually on us. And I don't take the question back. I think you are joking when you ask, where's the weirdest place you've been fingered,

but here the fuck I am with my answer. I love it. Thank you, Tarpers, for coming through. I remember my high school situation ship used to finger me in English class every time. It was the cool thing to do. We were all grabbing each other's junk. It was almost just like you've got to get the seating arrangement right because like, you're next to him,

she's next to her, and we'd all just get fingered during English, according to anonymous here. I have vivid memories of watching the Merchant of Venice at the time, which is not a horny movie at all. I don't even know what it is. Yeah. To the point where the confessor has said, like, I really had to concentrate on getting fingered because if I like got into the movie, you'd just be.

Oh, it's an old-timey period kind of piece. Oh, it's a Shakespearean. Al Pacino's in it. Oh, poor Al. In class. In class. You never did that, did you? I hope not.

Did you? No. I just, I wouldn't have been like game enough to. I know I'm on to fing me. That's also part of it. Yeah. You've got to be in it to win it. And I wasn't.

Did your school have a, and this might be showing my age. What? This might be showing my age because I grew up before technology. Yeah. As a 39-year-old male. Did you have a photography dark room? Yeah, we did. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, that would have been a naughty place. Yeah. I wouldn't have put the dark lamp in there, you know what I'm saying? Bluh. I don't even. Because the photo. would be ruined. Of course. I was so uncool. I don't even know where the hookup spot at our

school was. I don't associate hooking up with being cool. Well, I probably... Because a lot of losers used to finger each other. No, and Slay. But that was so far out of my... And I wasn't, I didn't have like a boyfriend at the school that I went to and stuff. So I don't actually know where that, like, Did you have a situation ship that fingered you during English? No. No. Did you? Um, yeah, I had a guy that fingered me during English.

Like, were Charles went to an all-boy school? Did you get fingered during English? No. You were just fucking a librarian. No, I was not. Didn't she text you the other day? Yeah. Charles has the number of his,

the library teacher. Was she your first kiss, Charles, your librarian? Was she a teacher or just worked at the library? She was like. Like the library teacher. Yeah, and then her husband is like the, three person thing. And who's the husband?

The P. One of the P. So you were fucking. I was not fucking either of them. You were doing a three person thing with the P.E. teacher and the librarian. This sounds like Cludeau. It was Charles with the P.E.

teacher in the library. The guy who's the P.E. teacher and the girl that works at the library, doesn't that just fucking set alarm bells off? Don't the, the chatter in the staff room. That sounds hot and horny to me. Yeah. Like the jock and the like smart girl. Yeah.

Yeah. It sounds like a smutty book. Let's all, considering all the places in a high school. choose one that they would definitely have done it in. Cafeteria. That's random. Is it? Nah.

Well, they probably fucked in the library. Quiet. Yeah. Down near the encyclopedias. Where did you guys used to do it, Charles? Well. Oh, my God. They used to passion her high-under-day-hats after school.

Touch my Decibel system. Is that what it's called? No, but it's funny. What am I trying to say? Decimal system. You said decibel system. No, Dewey number. Yeah, Dewey Decimal System, but you said decibel system.

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I don't need you to remember a lot of things. And thank God for that. But I'm about to show you a picture. It's a screenshot from one of our recent videos. Charles, if you don't mind popping that up. What do you notice about what I'm wearing? You are wearing a pink knitted jumper? And that jumper, I like...

Regular rotation? I wear it all the time. Blue jean leader. Thank you. But that jumper, I bought it like a few years ago. I wear it all the time. It's, yeah, pink and red knitted jumper. It's from Gorman.

I got it for like a hundred dollars off. Like it was really cheap. when I bought it and I've worn it so much. It's like definitely one of my faves. The other day, we ate KFC in the office as a team. Yeah, we fucking did. And I was wearing that jumper. Yep.

And I dribbled gravy all down front. Oh, Tony, no. I know. And I was like, that's fine. I'll just pop it in the wash when I get home. Gravy feels sticky and messy. Oh, yeah. And just I was like, well, like, I have to wash it.

It's not just like, oh, brush that off when it's dry or something. And in our house, house. So Torbs and I both work full time. So without housework. Are you doing something else after this? What are you doing? Yeah, I just did my morning shift here and then I go back to Coles. Um, but like, because we both work full time. Um, with our chores and our like housework, it's kind of like whoever gets to it first. We don't have like, oh, well, I always do this and you always do this. It's quite evenly split. Yeah. Okay. And, um, we try and help each other out as much as we can. and I popped a load of washing on that had this jumper in it.

Mm-hmm. And still gravied up? Still gravied up, like, fucked. I put it in the wash and then I was like, great, when that finishes, I will put all the other stuff in the dryer, but I'll lay that jumper out in the sun because it, so, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

Torbs got home, Mm-hmm. Noticed that the washing was finished. and was like, oh, I'll just pop that in. I'll pop that in the dryer. And my beautiful, handsome, very smart, very tall, beautiful handsome husband, popped all of that stuff in the dryer. And my favorite jumper is now Mabel's.

Charles, if you go to the second photo. On Pippa, the French bulldog. There's Pippa wearing the jumps. I didn't realize that something other than me could shrivel up so small. That's crazy. It's so small and stiff. Would you like to have it? So for everybody that's not watching on YouTube, the jumper.

It's like a doormat. Yeah. It's stiff and stuff. You need a microphone. Can we stretch it back to its glory days? So I wasn't there when this stuff came out of the dryer. Torbs has pulled all the clothes out, realized that the jumper is that side.

And he googled it and he's like, oh, there's like a thing you can do where you soak the jumper in conditioner. Yep. And it relaxes all of the fibers and you can stretch it back out in the sun. A bit WD 40.

He tried that. That did not work. Okay. And he got home and the jumper was like under a towel. And they got home, we're chatting whatever. And he goes, I moved that washing over

and I was like oh thank you so much I didn't really even think about it and then he goes my love I have some bad news and I was like what's wrong my love what's going on and he goes and he like pulled

like pulls the towel back lifts the jumper off and I went and he goes I'm so sorry yeah he goes I'm so sorry and I was like and I was like can you please cover it up Like I couldn't look at it

Like I couldn't look at it And I was like It's actually fine It's just a jumper It's not No but I was like Here's my I was like

It's fine It's just a jumper You were just trying to help It really doesn't matter And then I was like But I need you to take it away from Like I can't look at it right now And he goes

I've looked online You can't buy it anymore He's like I tried to I tried to fix it And he's like And then I tried to replace it Online and I was like Oh I bought it a few years ago

And it was on clearance So it's like You can't get it anymore. Yeah. And he just felt so bad. And I was like, that is so, it's just so, the visual of it being so small is hilarious. If anyone has this jumper.

Yep, this Gorman. I think it was called like the Snakes and Ladders jumper. You name your favour and I will do it for you. That's very sweet. Whatever you need, you need your car washed. You need me to come around and do the vacuuming. That's so small. It's so funny.

Like, I didn't even know that that could happen. It's so small. Does your cousin want to come in here and host an episode? What, you name your favour? We need a size not important pink jumper from Gorman that was called the... I think it's called like the Snakes and Ladder jumper or something like that. All it needs to be is... Too big for a French bulldog.

Yeah. Basically any size above toddler size I'll take. Can Mabel have this? If she wants it. heavy and dense. It's so dense. Yeah, well, it's because that all of it is just like

sucked in. Contracted or const- I don't know. I was going to say that we'll congealed, which is not accurate at all. But it might be, I don't know, but it's as thick now as a

dormant. It is. It's really heavy because it's all of the, because it was a big, like floppy jumper. And just, and it's just like, yeah,

fuck. And it's just fucked. But. Or any like old wives tales, like the soak it in the thing. Yeah. If people have an option, I wonder if though, now that it's been through the dryer and we've done the condition, I think, I wonder if we've lost our chance. Should I put in?

But you can try. It's got no stretch, I will say. Even trying to get that on to Bipper was interesting. Yeah, you're right. That's not going anywhere. It's not. It's like so, I think that the fibres are like shocked. But I thought maybe to make my beautiful husband feel better because he feels really awful about it.

does anybody have a time where you had a laundry fuck up or a chore fuck up and you were just trying to help and you it's just gone horribly terribly wrong i love a story that ends with dot dot dot i was just trying to help yeah um because he and he just the look on his face it was as if like he had to tell me that like pipper had passed away like he just felt so guilty um what i will say is is that if no one sends through their stories in the episode thread or in the YouTube comments that the alternative is just like Torbs is officially a dumb like he's just a one-off fucking idiot when I but if we've all done it if we've all been there that's okay that's what communities are for when I picked up the

jump up this morning to bring it in he goes oh you're doing a segment of my husband's a dumb like not it like word for and I was like yeah my love no I'm I'm taking it second break on a Wednesday, I reckon. I'm taking it to... What day is it? Tuesday. Fuck. Who's the dumb...

He's another one. I was like, no, I'm taking it for something else. I'm not taking it to fucking where, am I? But yeah, bless him. But I would love to hear your fuck-ups. I was just trying to help. Just trying to help. Send them through.

Send him through. I've got to, just to bring us back. Yeah, please. A lovely you love to see it here. Have I? deleted her name. I think I have. Anonymous. And you know what? They can say anonymous because they're vulnerable at first, but that's a nice story. Oh, okay. My partner of 13 years and I, my partner of 13 years and I, fell into a bit of a hole without sex, like, you know, kind of

totally. Yeah. 13 years a long fucking time. And over the space of five years, it was, it was pretty sparse. but now we're going at it like teenagers again. Something just clicked and they're like, we can't stop fucking. That's amazing. And because there's a new, you love to see it thread in the Facebook group. So I think she's read through all the other comments and gone,

everyone else is you love to see. It's so wholesome, but I'm just happy I'm getting late again. No, that's really cool. And you just go through those phases, where it just feels like unimportant for a bit. And then you go, oh, nah, sex is fun. That was M.

Get it. and you are. So well done. You found the name. Charles did. That's why you love to see it. I've got to you love to see it here from Gavin. Hey Tony Ryan,

I have you love to see it and to start the fucking blog. Bit of a mixed bag. I was supposed to move to Spain to teach English. But unfortunately, the program fell apart, which is a bit of a bummer. So I've pivoted and I'm now moving to New Zealand in October. To teach them English.

To teach them Spanish. Oh, right. No, that's a joke. I don't think that's the truth. Olaid. Well, now, M's getting Olaid. Yeah. And to document all my travel, says Gavin,

I've started my own travel content account on Instagram. Sick. Hopefully it'll turn into like a full digital nomad kind of job where I'm documenting my travels and where I am. But I'm excited to get started. It's called Backpack Bound. So Backpack.Bound will pop the thing up. If anyone's interested in following along, make some table friends.

So he's getting paid and M's getting paid. the name's getting laid. Everyone's a winner. Oh my God. Except the jumper. Except the jumper. RIP. Yeah.

R-I-J. I know. It's very sad. I wear that jumper all the time. I know. Yeah. I was like, yeah,

why haven't I seen it this week? Yeah. And also, I didn't have to scroll very far in our videos to find it because I wear it a lot. Yeah. It's very sad.

It's very, very sad. And I heard Danny and Lil when I showed that both go, and I just, I just really appreciate the support. support from everybody, yeah, because it's, it's been a hard week. So if Danielle and Lil have had a crack, you've had a crack, Charles, can you give us your,

your reaction? Thank you, Charles. I felt the loving that. That was really beautiful. You do yours. Would you come on the jumper? No wonder it's all small. I was trying to give some emotion because I care for the jumper.

Okay, this is if your favorite jumper was all fucked. Oh. That's exactly what I just did. Is it? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, it was. Oh, best friends.

So true. Thanks for saying that you would do a favour for someone to. I will do anything for this jumper. I appreciate that. Anything. Yeah. Like I want to do anything. Try me out.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's just see. What were you about to say, Charles? Oh, I thought you had. Maybe Charles goes off on a jumper for that. Charles's off the local Vinnie's. Don't have any pink.

Gorman jumpers. There's this new Gorman jumper that's come out, which is like, it's not the same. No. It's quite cute, though. And it's not the same, but like, it's got similar vibes. That's quite cute. I would wear that. It's on sale.

36% off. This is the thing about Gorman is that their stuff goes on sale pretty regularly. I've never bought anything from Gorman full price. And they're like the rugs of the fashion world. Yes. Well, actually, case and point. because they turn into rugs if you put them in the fucking dryer. Yeah, we could put that at the front door and just like wipe our boots off every day after a fucking height.

Like, it's crazy. They don't survive better than our plants would, wouldn't it? Yeah. The plants are fucked. Yeah. The jump is fucked. Yeah. Take the day off.

Love you, everyone. Have a great day. Yeah. And thank you for commiserating with me about my jumper. Yeah. I appreciate that. What's on tomorrow show? We've got a special guest tomorrow.

Do you know about this yet? Michael Jordan? No, he's busy. Busy. Yeah. No, who's a special guest? The nickname whisperer is back. Tony, the nickname whisperer, is back.

You're welcome. And there's been a few more submissions, and they are pretty fucked. I love it. See you then. Love you. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, have a great day.