Toni and Ryan - How To Turn On Your Dad

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

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Hi, Tony Ryan. I just wanted to share with you that I turned my dad. No, keep going. Keep going. I turned my dad on. Oh. Hey, this is Cassie from Colorado. Hi, this is Jackie from Rockingham, Australia.

My name is Katie from Seattle, USA. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Hi. This is Tog. Tog. Hello. I'm Tog.

I'm Tog. I tried to say Dr. Tone. and author at the same time and said Togta. Togta. This is Togta Tony Togta, and my name is Ryan. Welcome to the show.

Thank you so much for being here. I've seen something this morning on my way to work, though. That brought me so much joy that I just couldn't believe it. It was like this kind of... She was young, like a young woman, probably like 40. And she was driving like a bit of an older Mercedes-Benz, like the old boxy kind of one.

Yeah, classic. She was driving along and I pulled up next to her at the lights. and she blew a bubble with bubble gum. What? When was the last time you saw someone with bubble gum? That's crazy. Just mining her own business. But she's in this like, cool as fuck car.

She's like this fucking sick bitch. And she's just like rolling with some fucking bubblegum. Were you, are you sure you were, in fact, driving to work and not like watching Almost Famous? You know that movie? Yes, I do. Jeez, that's a big movie. I've never seen it, but you've talked about it a lot.

I think I need to watch it. You really do. Is that the one where they're on the plane and he says the thing? Yeah, but there's a lot of movies. No, but like, it's such an insignificant part. But that's the part you've quoted to me before. Well, Jimmy Fallon's in that scene. But that's the only thing I know about it because you've quoted that to me.

Watch it. Yeah. You'll love it. Yeah. Okay. You'll love it. Is she have bubble gum? Is that where this came from?

Oh, she's that era. Because it feels so 80s. It does. And it feels sassy as well to like smack on some fucking bubblegum. Well, they are, what are they, they were called band-aids in the movie, but they are, like, you know, someone's muse or like. Oh, sure. But they're all like fun girls touring with the rock band and it's like that kind of sassiness and energy. Oh, that does sound good.

And it's Kate Hudson. Yes. Who you will know is related to Goldie Horn. I do know that. Very intimately. Yeah. Separate people, though. Separate.

Yep. But mother daughter, which is lovely. Yeah. Yeah. Different last names too. That is crazy. Horn Hudson. Wasn't Katie Perry originally Katie Hudson and she had to change her name?

Yes. I think that's her real last night. Welcome to the Hollywood Facts podcast. Yeah. But I just loved seeing someone with that bubble gum. That just really felt just so silly. What is? Like it was just great.

I love the energy and I love the flow on effect that she has on the world. Yeah. But on the other hand, do you know that it doesn't matter. how good a day you have today, it's not going to be as good as hers. Even though I have no idea what she's up to, you just know today is being slayed by her. One billion percent. I could not agree more. I reckon she's going swimming this afternoon. Maybe she swam this morning. And she was gumming on the way back. Oh, you have a good day when you gum someone too, don't you? Yeah, I was like that could mean so many things.

Go on. That sounds like a great day. Go on. Well, so what, you go for a swim, then maybe you have like a yum, like coconut water coffee or something. And then like you've got your bubble gum in the car and then you drive home and you suck off your hell hot fiancé.

Like, dope day. Dope day. Hump day. That's right. I know that's right. So that just brought me so much joy just that she was driving along with her fucking Huber Bubba. And she just blew it up.

And maybe I'm also jealous because I could never blow a bubble with the hub of yeah, neither. I'm never good at it. And I think I was told by my friend Maddie, actually, that her watching me trying to blow a bubble when you're not good at, she's like, that is one of the greatest turn-offs because I'm... Oh, such an ick. Yeah, because you've got to poke your tongue like through it. Very humbling. Yeah.

I'll tell you what's really humbling. Should we learn how to do that? Not knowing how to do that, but trying it in public, humbling. We've previously discussed shuffling down a booth. Yeah. The other day I was in public and I had some ice. on a booth with some bubble gum. I had some ice cream.

No, what was it? Maybe it was a boost shoot, like a cold. I got brain freeze in public. Oh my God. That is so embarrassing. That's really embarrassing. And I was just like, and you have to kind of like rub it out, no pun intended.

And you're kind of like, and then I was like, oh my God. Okay. If you can't see a crazy at Northland, you're the crazy at Northland. And on that day, I was the crazy. at Northland. That is the opposite of the girl in the Mercedes-Benz. Don't you reckon? She's blowing bubbles and I've got brain freeze from a boost juice.

Like this is on the scale of a boost to Benz, where are we at? Boost to bubble gum. Brain freeze to bubble gum. A lot of bees. Bitch. That's going to be a great. Sorry to the girl that I called a bitch also yesterday by accident. Do you want to talk about that now?

We were about to go in the lift and I was talking to. you and I was like, oh, no, bitch. And as I said, bitch, I kind of went there. And this girl walked past and the lift is closing on me like this. And she went, oh, and I went, no, I wasn't calling you a bitch. And she goes, I love your podcast. And it was, Tony Lodge and then it was. Yeah.

So then I try, I'm like madly trying to scramble the doors. I'd be like, I'm so sorry. I wasn't calling you bitch. I was like saying bitch. She's like, no, I love, this is like made my day. And she had two balls of wine. It was very cool. If you bought two bottles of wine in South Yarra,

near the Woolworth and Tony Lodge called you a bitch she's sorry. I'm really sorry and it's not wasn't my intention. Today we're doing. Anil. Embarrassing things children have said. My daughter. So not related. No.

Yeah. My two-year-old daughter Mabel told a stranger that her daddy had a penis. Yep. She was like, yep. No, well, say the whole line. Say what the lady said. She was trying to be supportive. But it came out a bit wrong.

Didn't she, she goes, yes he does. Sure does. I've got a vagina. Yeah, she does. Yes, she does. Yes, she does. My, you know how when we went away, we were having lots of gummies? Are we still on the gummies now that we're back?

Are you on the gummies tone? What? The gummies. What gummies? The melatonins and the... Oh, the lemmy sleep. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I do have some, but I haven't had. had any. I'm a pretty good sleeper normally. Gotcha. But I will say after I broke my foot on the plane ride back from LA to Melbourne, I did. It didn't work though. I was, I was too. Yeah, full of adrenaline. But yeah, I do, we do still have some. Well, Tapa Mickey has like the Mickey's a great fucking name. Yep. She has all her like vitamins and bits of peat and it's all in gum. because gummies are just so much more fun than tablets. They are fun. I have a lemmy greens tablet.

Yeah, great. And they taste yummy. They taste like spirulina. I thought you said they taste. A little spirulina. No, no. Heronina. Mickey's daughter can't pronounce the word gummies and told a bunch of people,

my mum loves cummies. Yes, she does. Hannah. Is that the explanation? is worse. Oh, no, she means gummies. And then they're like, oh, so you are a drug addict? Not only are you a cock-choking hoe, you're also a drug addict.

I get that a lot. Jessica. Jessica, Jessica. When my daughter was little, we had to use the restroom at Target. And she sat in the store. They've got a toilet in there. Most places, well, yeah. In the shop, that's good.

Big shopping centres and stuff, especially where there's like lots of toys or young kids stuff because you know kids, they... Just need to go when they need to go. Yeah. Like you as well. And fathers. Yeah.

And Ryan. So we went in there and I'm like, well, if I'm in here, I'll do a little way as well. You know, I've got to... Totally. And my toddler in her loudest voice says, are you pooping, mama? Good job.

I'm so proud of you. Oh, that's so sweet. I heard laughter from all the other. other stalls. Had to wait five minutes to make sure everyone had left before I came out. But that's sweet because that's, she's saying that because they say that to her. They're like, no, good job. Like, so proud of you.

We're high-fiving poops in my house at the moment. You've got, well, God, God, your fucking hand is going to fall off if everyone high-fires every time you poop. Not just for me, no, yeah. It's going to say, my God, you'd be Red Raw. Able have a broken wrist and all of those vibes. But I reckon kids, because they do just say what's on their mind, oh. But... Wow.

Georgia pies. Hi, Georgia. He's a tarpa. I was wearing what I thought was a cute outfit. And my niece looks at me and said, if you want a boyfriend, you shouldn't wear that. What a little bitch. She said, what a little bitch.

But she was right. I did wear it and I am still single. Well, correlation is not causation. We don't know that that's the reason. Unsure if it's because of the jumps. suit or because I'm a fuck head. But a bit like the last one though, is it like where she learned that from? Like who's saying that to like?

So true. You know, like where she learned that from? Um. No, you won't get a boyfriend. It's just so nice. Like you imagine you can't like you feel yourself a bit and this four year old just cuts you down. Like what the fuck?

has any reason why these two shouldn't be married and this four-year-old gets up and goes, oh, in that dress. Yeah. Oh, it's because she's wearing that, you know. In a jumpsuit. Ew. Oh, those flowers. Uh, Kaibert.

Hi, Kai. I assume it's Kai, but, yeah. As I read Kai Bert. It was Kai Bert. I don't know. It's like a username. So it could be anything. The big C.

Oh, my. Sorry. She might be. We don't know yet. So Khybert's partner doesn't mind a few bourbon and coax. Yep. But when you're explaining to your four-year-old, they don't really get bourbon and coke, but it's like, oh, that's dad's Coke.

Oh, yeah, dad's drink. Yeah, and then. And do you roll out and I'll like, oh, you won't like it. It's a bit spicy. It's a bit spicy. My mom did that, but with mint. Yeah, it's a bit minty. Yeah.

Oh, it's got minting it. You wouldn't like it. I thought that Chikitos and Tim Tams had mint in them until, like, only a couple of years ago. All good. I've been scheduled. Because dad had a few bourbons and cola the night before, mum had to do the daycare drop off. Yep, fan.

And she... Sorry, I don't know what that word was. Fan. Fan. She gets the daycare? Yeah. And they go, oh, mum's dropping you off. And she goes, yeah, dad had too much coke last night.

Oh! My daddy loves coke. My daddy had heaps of coke last night. I'm not allowed any of Dad's guys Too spicy He's getting it from a new guy He's not sure yet That I cut in that one you know

Hey this is Cassie from Colorado Hi this is Jackie from Rockingham Australia My name is Katie from Seattle USA And you're listening to tell you around I want to know also So we've just heard from parents That have said like this is what my kid has said I want to know from like the daycare workers and like teachers of young kids like prep teachers and stuff.

Yeah. What have you heard that are the, like what have they said when the parents weren't there that you had to maybe? Because there would be some where you got, we probably need to talk to the parent about this and double check everything's all good at home. And like I would love to hear some fucking most stories. Mabel and Bridge were hanging out the other day and Mabel was like, oh, like can dad play today? was like, oh, dad's got to go to work and, you know, he goes to work with Aunt Toddy. And that means, you know, we can have this house and we, you know, we get all the toys and stuff. And that's like, so when Dad goes to it, like, that's what.

We get to enjoy that because he goes, yeah, that's very beautiful. And Bridge goes, and he's a good man. And for some reason, he's a good man is just really stuck because sometimes the things just stick. Yeah. And so apparently every day, Mabel gets to daycare and just goes, my dad is a good man. Doth think Doth protested too much, you know. No, he's a good man, despite what people are saying. No, but that's all right.

That can go one of two ways. Because you're like, well, why? Yeah, we didn't. Where are you? Yeah. No one. Aye. Hey, hey.

Hey. And so then, well, a few days ago, I dropped Mabel because she woke up and she's like, Daddy drop off today. And I was like, okay, let's go. Very cute. And then I walk in and I was like, I was a celebrity because everyone, all the teachers were like, oh, here he is. He's the good man.

And I was like, what do you mean? He's the fucking hero. But kind of. And I was like, what's going? She's like, all Mabel says all day is that dad's a good man. That is so beautiful. She loves her dad so much. And I said, she's right.

That is so cute. I've got a few champion type of shout-outs here for people from our Patreon. Julie Drury. Good on you, Julie. That's a fucking bit of a tongue twist. Julie Drury. John T. Hilliam. She can't go to work next week.

She's got Julie-Jury Judy. She's got Jury-July. She's got Jury-July. Julie-Jury is going to on Judy-Jutty. She's got Julie-Jory. Yeah, presided by Judge Judy. She earns less than Christiana Ronaldo. Unbelievable.

She deserves a pay rise. Jonti Helium, good on you, Jonti. Jonti's a cute name. Jonti Rhodes, one of the great cricketers from South Africa. Do you reckon that's short for like John Gommery? Like Monty would be short for Montgomery. Jontgomery. No?

Caitlin Brady. Here's a story. Love, Louie. Lynn Decker. Oh, okay. Decker, I'm only Noah. What? Black and Decker used to be the go-to hardware in Australia,

and now Ryobi is just destroying the market. Oh, Ryobi's doing a fantastic job, aren't they? Yeah, you got a blower. See you're a Makita. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you can have your Macita back. McKita, fucker. Riyobi, that's right up.

Do you know what? Our household, we're a Bosch. That is so, of course. you are. We're a Bosch household. Every time you do something weird, I'll go, she's a... Bosch.

That doesn't make sense. Bosch. Yeah, we're a Bosch. And because we bought in, you do the first one and then you're in. Because you got the battery for the one. And then the battery is then the leader. The battery rules all.

And we got a Royobi battery. And then you're in. That's it. And now we've got that fluoro lime green all over the house. See, at least the Bosch. It's like a forest green with the red on it, which is quite nice. So we've got the mower.

and then, you know, the whip a sniper is a bosh, my hot glue gun's a bosh. They do hot glue guns? Oh, yeah. I've got a cordless hot glue gun for me for my birthday last year. And it's good because I can take craft on the go. But also our drill is a bosh.

We've got like an air blower thing. That's a bosh. Do you mean like a leaf blower? No, like a pump. Oh, to froth the milk for the coffee? Sure. Would it do that, though? Probably.

A drill probably could as well. Can I just say while we're having this beautiful moment? Say anything you want because I'm in love with you. Yes, we'll also. Yeah. So for fucking encouraging you to say your dreams. If you want to know. I don't.

When you've made it. What is it? Like when you go, oh, life and this beautiful planet has treated me well. Oh. Is it the birth of a child? No.

No. Bridget, yeah, she's good. Fine. Getting a Ryobi leaf blower. We don't have a leaf blower. Oh, it is so much fun. That's good. Where are you blowing?

Mate, there isn't a lot of places I haven't blown around, Alvin. But where are you blocked? Because at your place is not really that much. The back deck. A lot of leaves come down. Oh, on the deck. Yeah, I was thinking down. I was like, oh, where are we?

Oh, no, because we get a lot of leaves. And because, you know, it's been like crazy windy and storms. The wind makes you kooky. Yeah, but so we've got leaves everywhere. So I'm just blown leaves like back into the bush bit. Yep. The front door, like a lot of dust and rocks all that blow it. Why you love it is because I said,

I said blow back into the bush. Yeah. And as soon as I said, I was like, she's gone. Yeah, no, that's me. She's gone. Oh, and just the garage, the dust and stuff. It would too. Yeah.

I don't have a garage. Charles, I don't know if I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for a fucking Patreon idea. I reckon? I think you might be. Knowing what we just talked about And what I think you're about to say, I think you might be.

Where we park the cars here at Tarp Tower, if we get the cars out of the way, open the back door and just blow the fucking downstairs out that door. Well, Charles and I've done that three times, I reckon. And how good was it? Was it fucking good. Ryan was so good at helping when we did the leaf blower out of downstairs. Was I?

Oh, yeah, he was. You asked me a couple of days. No, I recall. It took me a while. Yeah, me too. We have done it a few. Because do you remember when we make that fucking video where we threw the cake butter? Oh, yeah, that was.

The cake mix, sorry, and it was like the sweet flower was everywhere and we cleaned that. You can smell that strawberry flour. Yeah. Is it fair to say that downstairs is due for a blowing? I really noticed it's that bad because the roller doors normally closed. But it's just like leaves and dust. I reckon if you fired up the big Royobi, you'd be like, fuck. Well, we have a leafblower here for that reason.

See, you didn't even know we had one. Do they work here? I do. Well, you have to plug it in though downstairs. You do so well at working here. It doesn't have a battery. It's not part of the Bosch ecosystem. Oh.

Should we get one that's part of the Bosch ecosystem? Remember how expensive they were? Yes. They do fucking see coming. If Bosch is interested in coming on board, it would fit in with my family's ecosystem. I'm open. And that's not Bosch. to Roy Obie.

Orange. So well. Saying that. Yeah, you did so well saying that. Thank you. Lynn Decker, Black and Decker. That's, yep. Caitlin Thompson, good on you, Caitlin.

Brooke Cotter. Brooke Codder, Harry Potter. Caitlin Donald. Deanna Day. Deanna Knight. Kayla Hanak. Naomi Elizabeth, wait. And Naomi Elizabeth, wait.

Way there. And Alexis Pompeii. Oh, she's going to blow. No, a lot of people died. Yeah. Yeah. Good song, though, by Bastille as we listen to. Eh, eh, oh, eh, oh.

Is that that one? Hey, Charles, watch this. Hey, Tony, what's your favorite tennis grand slam? Eh, eh, oh, eh, oh. Nah, ask me again. Hey, Tony. Ask me again, not, ask me again. What's your favorite tennis grand slam?

Wimbledon. Because you think I'm going to do the song? Then I, eh, oh. Okay. Anyway, so we need to go back a few chapters here and enter something new into the record. Beeple, people, business chat. Early in the show, like a couple of years ago, we established a hierarchy of communication. It was how to determine the importance of what the news was or what the question was.

Ryan, if you could indulge us in what we established, that would be amazing. All right. The order of communication. in person. Like I drove around there to tell you this news. Yeah. There is, I called you so we could discuss it.

Yep. There is probably then like a text message. Mm-hmm. You know, do you tweet them? Yeah. Do you tag them in a comment? Like Instagram DM, you go,

well, you're probably not going to see that. Yeah. All that sort of stuff. And what we discussed back in 2022, 22. Was that if you're sharing some like shocking news that requires follow-up questions. Yes.

You might as well just call because, like, if I texted you and said, I crashed my car. Yeah. Then I'm obviously going to be like, oh, my God, what happened? And then you're like, we might as well have just got on the phone. Totally. So there was a bit of... It requires detail. Yeah, but then I was accused of maybe not getting the level of importance and the hierarchy

of communication right because I once dumped someone in Facebook Messenger. I've also texted you some stuff where you like that was probably a... We probably could have chatted about us. Yeah. Or we've chatted over text for a bit and then I've gone, I'm just going to call. And that's where the... So I think even though it's like a separate chat, it's more like, as in the hierarchy, if there's more follow-up questions and you needy, do the nitty gritty, just get on the phone

because we've all been in that thing at work where you're like, you've gone back and forth on 67 emails. Oh my God, let's just jump on the phone. Yeah. Where are we at on... This is not actually what I came to talk about. This is just another thought. Where are we had on, like, doing a text and being like, hey, I want to talk to you about this.

Let me know when suits you. So it's then like you're not doing the cold call. But it's like, I know that there'll be a follow-up. You don't need to come back to me with questions now. Let's talk about it. But let me know when you're free. Well, here's where I'm Natalie and Brulier about that. And this is me, you know, learning how everyone operates and works

in their own where they're at. so back in the day I'd be like Tony we need a chat let's do three o'clock Tuesday Tony is going to be spiral a mess until three o'clock Tuesday in fact I think I dropped that on you very early on in our it was when we actually worked at a real job together yeah it turned out to not be that real yeah it's not that real but I was doing radio during like in the morning and then we like worked on the thing in the afternoon and I was like cool I'll get to you at three o'clock in the other and then you're like well all day I'm

like while I'm getting fired but it was also like my second day, I think. And so I was just like, what am I going to do till that? Like, yeah, you're going to tell me what to do at three. So then am I working till nine? Like, yeah, right. Like it was also that. But yeah, I think, because you know. So now I don't do that because I'm like, you've got to manage expectations. But also I think that in any environment now, that is, feels like a power play. Because it's like I'm, I'm telling you that you can wait. no it's called scheduling time no no no but like doing that

but saying like we need to chat tomorrow at three is different to like hey I want to chat you about ABC let's pop time in for tomorrow yep is different to just being like let's talk tomorrow at three right like that's the power move is being like oh but I think it's the voice because like say that again it's normally on text

but that's better to mean you read it yeah but because you read let's talk tomorrow at three and versus like no chat tomorrow at three you know yeah that's fair and that's the danger of text yeah it's the whole point of this but that's why i reckon that if you do the initial text of being like or email or whatever and be like hey i wanted to chat with you about um recording tomorrow um i've popped some time in or whatever what did you want to say about recording i've got an idea about it and then so that's the day no no no but

that's why i'm saying like and we'll talk about it then yeah but people don't like they just start talking no but yeah if it's via email though yeah they'll start well then if they reply that's fine. You don't have to reply again. Yeah. Okay. So we're at... You're like, like, it's fine. Like, you're not under scrutiny here. I feel like I'm on. No, no, no, you're not at all. But I have a new form of communication that I want to enter into the record and figure out where it fits on the hierarchy of communication.

Okay. Where does talking and having a full conversation inside of a Google sheet where both editing at the same time fall into the hierarchy of communication? It's an interesting question. And the reason why it's a valid question is because Tony and I had a full conversation in a Google sheet that we were both editing. Yeah. And we, I saw Ryan like move something in the thing and I was just like, oh, yep, good call or like,

hey, yep, love it or something in the thing. And then he replied on the next line down and was like, yes, great, I've moved this as well. And then we started just going backwards and forwards and every, like we just kept going like one cell further and further down. So I know this is a podcast, but should we just wrap up the audio version and just do the rest of this episode? Do the rest of the show, just text back to us. A screen recording of the Tony and Ryan Whiteboard in Google Sheets. It's like that episode of Modern Family where Claire's at the airport and it's just like you're watching her screen go backwards and forwards and she's like texting and emailing and stuff.

I would say, I would say fairly low stakes, like with no thought. But then we did have a genuine conversation about like, yep, and we'll record here. And I think this. Yeah. And I'll move this there. And this would be better. When are we going to talk about the Hens party? We're going to do this. Should we do it in London?

Like, there was some big decisions made. Yeah. It just in this. And I reckon it was about 15 minutes. We were both actively in the thing. And then we left it there and someone else came in the next day and went, what the fuck's going on here? And then they deleted it. So it's all gone, unfortunately.

I'm trying to. How can I type here? I don't know if you can on the iPad. Oh, yeah, you can, mate. Here we go. And so part of the hierarchy of communication was like, this was before Bridget was pregnant. And so that was like, when we first spoke about it,

we were like, is that an in-person chat? Oh, as in when we were like when she is. How would you like to be told? Yeah. And then you did, like you and Bridge told me in person. Yep. And then like when I... Sorry, I've picked up an iPad and I'm typing.

and I'm very distracted. And then when I got engaged, like I told you obviously in person, everyone's seen the video. And then I told Bridget in person as well, like that night came for dinner. Yep. And, um,

where a frappes on the hierarchy of communication? They're the highest. Because you've got to have a frappe in person. Yeah. So true. Where's the Bosch ecosystem on the hierarchy of communication? De Bosch make an iPhone, a B phone.

I hope not. I'll be getting that. Actually, you know those old school tradie phones that were like, you fucking drop this 86 times? Tough. Tough. Yeah. Yeah. Were they tough?

Tough. Yeah. I am all about communicating on Google Sheets. I think, I think as a social experiment, we should go. No. Oh, that's the Bosch phone. Wow. They no longer make it.

That looks pre-Nocchio 33-10. That's early. That's still got an antenna. Well, those antennas doing anything? I don't think so. Well, how are a current iPhone's working without an antenna? That's what I want to know. Charles?

There's antennas like in them, but they're like flat. No, but how come before they had to be the little woo-woo? I never had once. I don't know. My first phone was iPhone 5. I don't need your fucking ages and microaggressions, okay? You little bitch. It's probably fucking Charles ringing Libby's doorbell.

Can you just look at the whiteboard for... You've deleted something else, which is really annoying. Can you look... Oh, fuck up, Charles. Fuck up is coming back. Yeah, it really is.

I've got to you love to see it. Please. But I could share if everybody would like that. I would... We like to end the show on a beautiful note. Yep.

And I would write this to you in a Google doc. Thank you. And that, I really mean that. Brittany sent this through on Patreon. Thank you very much for being part of Patreon.

Can't do it with you. Hi, Tony Ryan. and I just wanted to share with you that I turned my dad. No, keep going. Keep going. Okay, I need to because it's, I turned my dad on to your podcast. That's on the next line. And I went, hang on.

I proofread this and that didn't seem so bad. So Brittany didn't turn her dad on. She turned her dad on to the podcast. That on two should be one on two, not on two. I turned my dad on too, your podcast. Okay. And he started the fucking blog. Yay.

Oh, so he got, right, okay. Yeah. So her dad got turned on and then sign the fucking blog. Be fair. Once you've said that first line. How, there's nothing else. I'm not taking on new information. Even though we're in person, the hierarchy's gone.

Because you've thought about Brittany turning on her dad. And I'm so sorry, Brittany, but we're going to push on. Also, hang on. There is a, there's turning on your dad. There is, sure. But then there's like, say in succession. when it's you and you're turning on your dad yeah you know very important you're like have you got your vote no can i just say that sex session was a fucking phenomenal choice of example there

yeah thank you that was like thank you could not have been a better example just then for that i'm turning on my dad well i hope he didn't turn on your dad what else could you tell how else would you oh like if he was on life support if he was a robot yeah Hello, daughter. I am your dad. Better turn you on. Because you turned him on. Yeah.

Charles? No. How do you turn on your dad? Hello. I, Brittany. Yep. He started a YouTube channel called B-roll Wisdom. He makes a few second long videos with a little inspirational quote.

He started this year. and she says, I'm unbelievably proud of him. He'd never ask for anyone to share this in the way that I'm asking. It's just our family at the moment that's subscribed to the channel. But we would love to see some Tarpas help him get his channel off the ground. I've got the YouTube link is, we'll post on the thing. If your computer's off, turn on Britney's dad. If you're talking for something to watch, turn on Britney's time.

If you don't have anything else going on, you could turn on Britney's dad. but don't turn on Brittany's dad he's a good guy you don't turn on him but you could turn him on wait wait anyway

good on you Britney that's so sweet and also I love to see that your dad's starting the fucking blog if the ice rink at the winter Olympics was called Britney's dad would you skate on it

well you'd turn on it oh that is very good I'm going to the next winter Olympics I fucking loved it it is wonderful I paid for it

17 dollars on stand that's how committed I am to the winter olympics speaking of start the fucking blog Julie Julie jury no Julie Goreg Gorg

I think it's Gourig I've spoken to Julie before G-O-E-R-G is it there's a h in there as well but yeah that's the one fuck me yeah okay hey don't turn on me i'm not gonna turn on julie yeah i wouldn't turn on julie do you know who i would turn on brittany's dad you oh yeah two dads two daddies regretted it immediately do you how many people regretted it immediately regretted it immediately regretted it immediately regretted it immediately regretted immediately

do you're many people in the comments are saying good puffy or bad puffy to me at the No bad puppies. No bad puppies. My daughter-in-law started the fucking blog, said Julie. No bad. That's good puppies. Not bar puppies. She opened a cafe called grounded coffee house and it's wildly successful.

What? That's awesome. Is it fair to say? It's near Virginville where we went in Pennsylvania. I was going to say, is it around the corner? From Virginville and Blue Ball and Intercourse. In the town, in Adams town for those playing along in Pennsylvania. It's like a little small, Amish little town.

Well, don't turn on Adams. We went and did a little poo at the service station there. We tried, but we weren't allowed to. Weren't allowed to. I asked though. Yep. They've currently got an iced terramisu latte. Yum.

There it is. Oh, my God. That's very fancy looking. Raspberry moker C.B. What's C? Coalbro. B mine latte. Do you reckon that that's a little honey?

Honey, yeah. Don't call me, honey. Click on their Instagram, Charles. I came in yesterday and purchased... I came in yesterday and purchased two amazing banana tri-lates. Banana try latte, that sounds yum. When I think of Blue Balls and Virginville, this sounds like a joke because of the town's name. This is not what I pitch it.

This is very aesthetic. Because it is very old school. Yeah. No, it looks really fun and fancy. I love... Oh, okay. They do merch. We've got to get some merch.

Hang on, so Julie owns this. I love those cars. Julie's daughter-in-law, and I think... Should we get some merch? How many times? Is it fair to say? This is a huge statement. Has everyone at some stage in their life had a day where they've gone,

I'm opening a coffee shop? Oh, mine's once a week. Yeah, right. All the time. Are you doing that shift on a Saturday morning? I haven't found a cafe because then on TikTok somebody was like, it's really not that fun. Yeah.

I don't, yeah, like, then, but... Because I was like, I want to chat with, like, I want to have a bit of a yarn and whatever, and they're like, but when you're making coffee, you don't really get to chat with people unless it's really quiet. Yeah. In which case, there's no one to talk to. Do you know what I mean?

These guys are actually hiring. Their forms, like, linked in their bio. Should I apply? What do you available? What am I available? Saturday and Sunday? Saturday and Sunday. Yep, morning.

Both. No, morning. I'd like to get up with the crack of the early worm. Okay. Yeah, not available. Do you have any major scheduling restrictions? No. Oh, just you, just your usual.

Right, current job. Host of the Tony and Ryan podcast. Tony and Fryam. Do you have any previous good at yapping? Yeah, great at chatting. Have cut ham. Yep. Do you have experience with espresso machines?

Yeah, I've got one in my house. POS register systems. Yeah, buy stuff all the time. Customer service retail, yes. Chatting right now. Food prep, worked at Adela. Um, make sourdough. Inventory stock taking, can clear out a storeroom downstairs.

Yeah. Skills or qualities. That's actually really nice to you to say. I'd say skills or qualities you'd bring to it. I'd say vibes. You actually, do you know what? Sometimes I think does Ryan like me? And then you say stuff like that.

I'm like, I think you do. Oh. Um, why you... No, take that back. Don't I'll spiral. You do like me, eh? I'm sorry about I did turn on you. Why are you applying?

to grounded coffee house because I want to walk for Julie's daughter-in-law. Julie Gurings daughter-in-law. Julie's daughter-in-law. What does being a great teammate means well? What does being a great teammate? Being reliable? Yep. Reliable.

On time. Dependable. They all kind of mean the same thing. Great ass. Put that on there. Please provide one or two. references. Ryan, put me down. I'm Charles. Can I put you down? Yeah.

What is your expected hourly rate? No. Yeah, I'll do it for free. I just need the maybe commute covered. Right. If you can cover my travel, I'll do it for free. Yeah. So to and from Pennsylvania every weekend. And then I'll need somewhere to stay on a Saturday night. No, you come back. Oh, and then just start early on the next day, on the Sunday.

Oh, she's doing both mornings. Well, we said I'm available for both. Just available. Like, as in, you know, that... Oh, one... You're right. So I'm scratching my butt. Like...

I forgot that we were doing a podcast. You're okay? You've turned on me. No, the only turning I've done is turn you on. You've turned me straight, Tony Lodge, because I would... Turn you on. You do like me. I'm spiraling a little bit of...

I just have one more question before I can submit this. What position? Barista food, Hand. Missionary? Both. I can submit this now. What position are you interested in?

I'm doggy. That is great. I hope you don't get it because I'll miss you on Saturdays. You like me, I. Sorry, I'm going to spiral. I love you. Yeah, I love you too. And I love you so much.

I'm going to put in so much effort to make sure you... When they call you for a reference, you go, she always poos in the office. I'm sorry. But like not in the toilet, like on the floor. You are spiraling. You make sure that I don't get the job. So you're like, when they call you for a reference, you go,

oh, she's terrible. No, I'll make sure you do get the job. So then you told me to work here. What? What's the correct answer? What are you on from me? You said I really don't want you to get the job. I'm going to wash the dish.

I'll see you later. No, you said you really didn't want me to get the job because you've missed. me. Have you done you love to see it? Yeah, you need Julie. Brittany. Brittany turning on her dad. See you tomorrow.

Bye. Special guest tomorrow. We've got a really exciting episode tomorrow. Our golden ticket tarpa is into halls. So you'll all get to meet Jesse. So we'll be here with him tomorrow and mine's genuinely left. Love you so much. Bye.

Oh, and you're so good at doing the dishes. Love you. Bye.