Toni and Ryan - I Made Out With The Maintenance Guy

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

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I invited him up and we get chatting and we're just like hanging out for an hour. And then he goes, I'm really attracted to you. I would like to kiss you. So we totally made out for a bit. Making out. Vintage. Hi, I'm Grace from Brisbane, Australia. Hey there.

It's Zach Neick from Denver, Colorado in the USA. Hi, I'm Meg from Sydney, Australia. I'm going to this podcast. I'm going to this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. author bestselling Dr.

Author Donny Lodge. Hello everyone. Welcome to the show. And I've got a friend with me. And it's the Italian cactus. It's still in my arm. Bipa, Bipo.

What do you mean? Well, I slapped a cactus by accident in Sicily and it's still in there. So what I thought was going to happen was that, you know, when you get like a splinter or something and it like festeres up, goes a bit red and your body like rejects it? Yeah. Yeah. That hasn't happened. It's like embedded.

into my arm and the skin has grown over. It's just in there. You know that glass in your foot. This sounds like a villain origin story. Oh my God, maybe I'll be instead of Spartermail like Cactus bitch. Cactus bitch. Cactus slut. But that's always how it happens in those movies, right?

Yeah. Oh, one day he touched this weird thing and something happened and the earth tilted and he became evil. Cactus bitch. It's like Batman. Would you be good evil? No. I think that I would do little things that help people like put a trolley.

back or put like a tray back in there. Oh, hello. Yeah, Marvel. Yeah. I'll sell that great idea for $10 million. Got a great idea. It's called Cactus bitch. Yeah.

Let us know what you're asking. And she puts the trolleys back. I just do that now anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Do you though? Yeah. Always put my trolley back.

Always do my tray back in there. Open your own. I thought as a superhero, maybe you would just be like. Oh, true. Nah, I just do my own. But I always do the bare minimum. Yeah. And we respect that.

Yeah. Some people aren't even doing that. So do you think the time has passed where it probably just... I think it's just in there now. Like as you about, yeah, the glass in my foot. I feel like I can feel it. But it's getting smaller. And I don't, like, it's getting harder to feel.

And I don't think that's because it's coming out. I think it's going deep. It might come out the other side. But people are like, oh, is that cactus still in it? Yeah. Thanks for asking. Thanks for asking. Still there?

Yeah. Really appreciate it. Yeah. It's crazy. I cannot believe it. It's a little memento from our troubles. They're not poisonous or anything, are they? Well, surely if it was poisonous, I would know by now.

Yeah, but you know those real slow, like... Like a slow release poison. Or just like, in three years we go, yeah, you have got slightly greener each day. Imagine if I start, it's like a starfish. Yeah. But it regenerates in my body and I start like little prickles come out of me. Then I become a starfish. And I'm like a little hedgehog.

Yeah. I've got little spicks out of me, like little... Oh, that'll be tough for me to come over and... Fuck me? Yeah, I guess so. I'm glad we sorted that out. Thanks to everyone who sent their confessions through tony and ryan.com. You can submit them anonymously.

Frustratingly anonymous. We ask for no information, so we can't follow up with you. Yeah. No email, no name required. Yeah. The washer in our apartment buildings communal laundry broke. A communal laundry. Yeah.

That's nice. I was there in pajamas, no bra, looking feral, and I end up chatting to the technician that's there trying to, like, fix the machine. Sure. Yeah. Turns out he's the same repair guy that fixed my fridge last year. Oh. Coincidence chat.

Do you just have, like, a build, like, because in America, don't you have, like, a building super of a super, superintendent. Yeah. So she's like, coincidence. It's the same guy. I don't think it's coincident. That's his job. I think it's his job, yeah.

We end up chatting for a while. while and later he says, I've really enjoyed chatting with you. I've got a spare hour before my next job. And she goes, oh, well, come on up. I'll pop the jug on, you know. Kettle, yep. So Kiwi. Pop the joke.

Call it the jug. So I invited him up and we get chatting and we're just like hanging out for an hour. He's sort of killing time before he's next gig. And then he goes, I've really enjoyed hanging. out with you. That's so nice. I'm really attracted to you. I would like to kiss you.

It's like, oh my God, what an amazing thing for someone to say. And then you've got the opportunity to be like, oh, I've enjoyed it too, but like I'm not interested in you that way or whatever. Sometimes you've got to ask for what you want and it's respectful and blah, blah, blah.

But also just being so straight up and being like, oh, to fucking. Has? Yes. Cool. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm basically watching porn, like, in a hot, smart way. Yeah. Like, oh, people are like, wow, she's reading. She's really interesting. I'm like, I'm just trying not to jerk off.

So we totally made out for a bit. Making out. Vintage. Vintage. Vintage. I love a throwback make out. I still don't know if this is hot or if this is creepy. And I still don't know if it's too close to home

or having an in with the building repair man is just really convenient. We'd love to know the TARPA's thoughts on this one. Yes, yep, okay. My first thought is not only is it convenient, I feel as if the TARPA has phrased it in a way like, oh, if my fridge breaks again, I know the guy. But also like every time you want to have a smooching session, and they live in your building.

Hey, bro, you just want to come up to our 4B and, you know, clear some of my fives. Give me a 4D. Like, I've got to say, like,

living with someone that you want to have sex with is awesome. Like, because that's my situation. Is it? My housemate and I, we fuck a lot. That's pretty cool. That is cool.

Yeah. So, well, I'm saying, the convenience of living with someone that you want to have sex with. Yeah. And they reciprocically want to have sex with you.

It's awesome. Is there a turn for this? that you're describing? Housemate. Yeah. Tobs my housemate. That's cute. Yeah.

One of us posts the bills. And he's good of fixing stuff. Yes. Is this from you? The communal dry up. Technically, communal technically. But yes,

I think that that's super convenient. I think that's really cute. Don't you? Same. Yeah. And I think... Did you ever live in an... Because when you lived in like...

Like when you were younger, did you ever live in an apartment building and have a little honey on the go? I don't think I ever lived in an apartment building because when I was in regional Australia, there's not too many big buildings. Oh, of course. Yeah. You know, there's a block of units or whatever. You lived in an apartment building in like Thailand, though, didn't you? Any chicky babes around there?

Yeah, there was actually. Yeah, there go. The South Africans, they, because there were a bunch of them moved over together. And I just happened to live with them. And they were can party. Yeah, and that's fun. That is fun. But I feel like living in a building or on the street with people with...

It was sometimes awkward. Because you can't then just like... Avoid... Or go home because, like, you're already there. Yeah. Like, what do you... Next door and then... Well, then I went for a swim and like, guess who's there.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yes. No, I understand the same. Oh, hey, good. Yeah. Oh, or you go up to the pool with a different girl.

A different cheeky babe. Yeah. And she's like, oh, what are you? Who's this? You know, yeah. No, I get you. Yeah, so you're right. It could become awkward, but I think it's really sweet.

I was also, in terms of visit two close to home, was with a girl who worked at the radio station in Thailand. And then I got promoted and became her boss. And then I had to fire her and we were still kind of together. Was she also an ex part? Like she'd moved over for, oh, she like lived there. Yeah, like was from there. Yeah. Fucking hell.

Yeah. So I had to fire her and be like, yeah, we're going to have to like. you go so what should we do for dinner did you want us to hang out tonight yeah oh what is that also sounds like a plot from one of the books I've read so do you know what I mean like being the boss is be like but like getting home from work and being like how is your day and she goes I got fired and I go yeah I did it I had a tough day but I had to fire someone yeah yeah yeah oh do we go out and celebrate shake the day off yeah yeah I was like best for you that place sounded yeah yeah and he sounds like an asshole yeah he does yeah before I get to this next confession

Does anyone know anyone where the first I love you is a bit weird Maybe they were drunk and maybe not everyone remembered or committed to it in the in the point in the moment Anyone like to raise their hand any takers Charles I think he's talking to you I do have an awkward first I love you yes Were you drunk or was he drunk? No no no neither of us were drunk Oh which is worse

I would say. Oh, it wasn't discussed until you were drunk. No, no, no. Well, the first I told Torbs I loved him. And I was like, well, I just really love you. And he said, I'm just not ready to say it yet. And it was just like three in the afternoon. Like, it was like a very sterile time of day.

What is the time to say I love you? Oh, night time? Give me your top three, specific times. Nighttime during dinner. I'd say like 7.30, 8 p.m. Yeah, so you've had a really nice day. You're having a really nice meal and you just go. Yep.

Or 10 a.m. Sunday morning. You've just rolled over. You're all warm and snugly. Maybe you've already had sex. Maybe you're about to. And then you say it there. I reckon you did last night. Then you did again in the morning.

Then you're cuddling. And then you're like. I love you. Yeah. Yeah. So I said it to Torbs. 3 p.m. In the afternoon, like a Thursday,

the least sexy day of the week. Thursday. Yeah. Oh, gross. And yeah, and I was like, I just really love you. And he was like, I'm not ready to say it yet. And I went, cool. Like, what am I going to say?

Like, I, you know. And, yeah, and then, like, probably, oh, do you know what? Not only was it the least sexy time of day. Yeah. The least sexy day because it was the first day. Guess what month it was. If you tell me this was in October or no. It was October.

It was October. It was October. The least sexy month. Discussed. Horrible. And then... Give me a fucking February on a Sunday. Yeah.

Oh, stunting. Thank you. Or a June. A Saturday afternoon. Yeah. No, October. The worst month. The worst month.

And then on New Year's, so this is a couple of... Maybe this is why I thought it was drunk. Yeah. And then a couple months later on New Year's, we'd been out with like my crew of friends, like from the deli in a bunch of their friends had like, The gayest night out was so much fun. And then, yeah, like on the way home or we'd just gotten back, whatever. And I was like, and I really knew that I loved him, but I hadn't tried to say it again.

Yeah. Because I was too scared. And then I was like, you know, I fucking love you, eh? And he was like, I love you too. And then, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we were drunk. But then it was that then we sobered up on the next day. I had to be like, did you just say that because you were drunk or weren't?

Where do we stand? What are we? Literally. you yeah and then um and he said he meant it yes yeah that's really nice yeah and now you're getting married yeah yeah it's so worth it and now is your living roommate yes um what happened what was uh did you say to bridge first or she said to her first oh oh that's right yes i did know that yep did she say it back in that moment no no then did you have to re say it the next time because it's the re-saying the re-saying is tougher

I don't even remember because you've got to go out on a limb again shall call her she's like we still haven't said it I might have said it a million times since then and she might have not still yeah maybe I didn't even know yeah oh great

well it's the confession my husband loves me and I love him who's it from I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time in my sleep I'd been holding it in for months trying to play it cool

Yeah Then apparently I rolled over and mumbled I love you cuddled him mid-snore Then he said it back but I was asleep so I didn't hear it Oh Then the next morning he was like Oh like last night was really nice

Like what you said and she was like what And he was like you said that you love me and then I set her back and she was like, that does sound nice. No comprehend, day. Does she love him? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought you were like, yeah, okay.

I bet it was like this huge moment and she was just like, wasn't there for it or wasn't conscious for it. Oh. And because she was like, yeah, I've been holding it in for months, but I was like, just didn't want to like scare him off and like, you know. But he, I'm so glad that he brought it up though. Do you know what also is awkward about saying, I love you to someone for the first time?

is like, then, is it just a free-for-all? Like, once you both say it to each other, are you then like, a-on? And are you like, every time you hang out with the phone, you like, yep, love you? Once the band-aid is ripped. I've probably told 15 people I love them this morning. What 15 people have you said that weren't in this room?

I don't think you said love you to any of us. Did you say it to Pan? I came in with the coffees and was like, here you go, love you. Love you, love you. Check the tape. Check the tape. No. No. I would have told Penn I love him.

Yeah, and that's fair. I would have told Mabel 17 times. That's fine, but that's still only one person. I would have told Bridgett. Well, in terms of like, once you've said it once, I'm just like, the lid's off. No, but I'm saying to- I told Bridget five times today. I told BJ probably 18 times.

No, no, no. I'm saying like once you do the I love you with your partner, is it then like a free-for-all after that point? Because after we had said it the first time, I was like, cool, are we on here? Like are we saying this all the time? Yeah. And then you kind of be like, oh, yeah, love you. Hey, love you.

No, love you. Love you. Love you. Fucking love you. Love you, Charles. Love you too. I'm going to remind you. That actually might be the first time.

I'm going to remind you about in the morning. I actually think that might be the first time. Is that on tape? Is that on tape? Write that down. Write that down. I need a minute. Charles said he would suck my dick for status credits the other day.

Is that love? Yes. He loved the status credits. Love you, Contas. Hi, I'm Meg from Sydney, Australia. I'm Grace from Brisbane, Australia. Hey there, it's Zach Neek, from Denver, Colorado. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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Gilardo? Yeah. Nice. Nah, no, I got it. Love you. Love you. Love everyone.

I do love all the tappas, though. That is true. Do you love people getting massages on the beach? I do. I also love your hat, which is available. Tonyand.com. It's a good hat. Yeah.

Great hat. Plenty available. Do you love people getting massages on the beach? No. Now discuss because we, saw this in Italy and I believe Cicely. Not Italy, very different.

That'll tell you. That's not not. I believe a lady was topless in a G string three centimetres from you getting a rub down from a masseuse. And literally sleigh.

But it was a lot. So you just turned around and went oh, that's happening right there. Right there. So we were on the beach and this lovely woman comes along and well there was lots of people like selling stuff like they had you know like fake louveton sunglasses and like jewelry and stuff and we were like no no we're all good and they just

walk on by then someone else comes along I'm like oh what she got you know it's just something I want she goes can I interest you in a massage and I was like I've never thought about a massage on a beach before but no I don't think that I want that and then she goes along the thing someone obviously says yes I didn't realize till after and then I kind of turned around and yep she's getting a massage but not just like the feet or the hands she is face down right up in there face down on a sun lounger getting a massage at the beach and they're like putting oil on her I'm like aren't you going to start to burn yep I'm thinking aren't you going to get sand and little pebbles all in all your skin because it's just just shit everywhere you know

when after you get a massage you got the oil on you and you get in the shower and you're trying to get the oil off it's a bit weird then you can't go in the ocean that feels so bizarre. Why can't you go on the ocean? Because you've got the oil. It just feels like it would feel yuck. Like you would slip off the ocean and just fall into out of space. It's just so slippery.

But like also just the water against your oily skin. Like you know when you've just put sunscreen on and the water like beads off you? Yeah. Just all the logistics of it, I just went honestly slay, but not for me. And it was, would you, could you have grabbed this girl's butt from where you were? She was like on this, so if I'm, if this is a sun lounger, this chair that I'm sitting in, she was in the next chair. Yeah. Like it was right.

Like I could hear the of like this chick getting massaged. Was it, did it feel like you were in a day's fire and you were sitting in someone else's room? Yeah. I felt like I had to look away. I felt like I had paid for a couple's massage. But like my person wasn't in yet. Do you not like You know when you go for a couple's massage

And you're so close to you And it's very intimate You're in the cut chair Yeah Yeah I felt like I needed to offer To pay for the massage at the end Because I was like

Oh like Have I initiated this by accident? Anyway And then it just feels like I think of massage Is like a vulnerable situation Like it's intimate It's vulnerable

You're there You're relaxed I also love to moan during a massage. I was going to say you are a moaner. We have talked about this on the show. Yeah, mooney Lodge, they call me. Well, you were scared to moan.

But then a lot of masseuses messaged through and said a moan is one of the great compliments. Because they're like, oh, you're so relaxed. You feel so good. I'm doing a good job. You're enjoying it. The same like with anything. If you cook something for someone and they go, oh, this is amazing. Yeah.

You know, you suck them off. And they're like, oh. Let's both do our full exhale massage moan. I actually can't. So it's not like you're pushing the moan out. It's just like you're letting the moan out. And we'll just take a moment here. We'll both have a go.

Can you? But I don't want you guys to look at me. You have to, no. Yeah. Like it's safe space. I don't think I want you to look at me. What if you don't look at me, but I'll watch you do it. Okay.

So big breath in. No, no way. Go again. I talked over it. You have to go again. It's too successful. Oh my God. Yeah.

And then another. one that I'll do as well. It's like a... Can you do that again? But instead of saying, can you say daddy? No. This is a sophisticated massage session. It's too sexy. It's like, and just when I'm feeling relaxed, it's like...

See, that you sound relaxed and comfortable, but not turned on. Why do I sound turned on? Because I just, it's literally, and I'm like, It's too much. Yeah, why do you sound relaxed and not? Could you give me a sexy mode? I've done whoopsie do, here comes my goo before and it was not well received. No, no, no, but like, if you were...

I think that in my sexy is the same thing. Oh, is it? Oh, is it? This isn't for science. No. No, that was really yuck. I hope you're not doing that. I think that like a sexy, a sexy one though for me isn't that dissimilar to the mass art.

You do a sexy one as if you were me. No, I don't want to because it's going to sound sexy. Yeah, no, and that's why I'm asking you because you're good at acting. Okay. So I'm doing a sexy one as me? This is Tony pretending to be Ryan doing a sexy one. Okay. Hey, I think, I'll let me try and copy that now.

No, less that and more Yes. If I was sucking you off and you made that noise, I'd be like, I'm putting a finger in your ass. Like, we're on here. We weren't on when my dick was already in your mouth. Well, no, but like, let's kick it up in orange. Nah, and then let me do a sexy one. I can't. No, go, go, go, go.

Can you, oh, you do me and I'll see if it's right. Oh, no, you sound like you're in pain. Yeah, because he's cocks huge. See ya. Do you want to, can I show you? Can I show you? Charles was buried his head. In the, like behind the computer.

Not like, I tell you who heard him moan like that. Yeah. Oh, the beautiful lady from the Sicilian beach. So Tony told me this story about how massages on the beach are fucked. And I showed her this selfie and I was like, you mean this chick? The one who gave me a massage. you you would too also they don't take not cash

okay you need to either start and that's on me you need to start carrying cash around because you say yes to these crazy opportunities like hair carts and massages and you can't pay for them

crazy opportunities well that is a crazy opportunity if someone offers you a massage at the beach is a crazy opportunity she's doing a massage and I went yes say less

yeah get gone and I loved it how much was it it ended up being about a euro a minute So 20 minutes, 20 euro Oh sure, sure, sure

And that includes the oil And she put the little like heat pack on my shoulder after Because I was so, I was so tight And she heard me moan Because she got into the What I will call the upper glutes Do them, do the moan

She was doing my hamstrings and got to the top Yeah I was a bit tired in the butt And she kind of like the thumb got right up there And I went Oh No, I was more of a, oh. That was good one.

That was sexy. Sorry, Danielle looks like she's about to fucking have a connip. Yeah, and no, look at her smiling. Oh, you can say Danielle, I'm watching it now. Yeah, no, she was a lovely lady. And I went back again two days later. She tried to sell us. She tried to sell us and she goes,

Are you sure you don't want this? In the sexiest way. And then she rubbed my foot for like two seconds. And I was like, yeah, maybe I do. And I was like, fuck, I keep going. Don't stop. So I made Charles get cash out so I could use it.

You cut him off. Cut him off. Charles is indirectly keeping Sicily alive. You need to figure out how to get cash for yourself. This is how I think this is my method. Hey Charles. Can you just cash out and put it on split-wise? So then I went back the next day and it was my last day not only in Sicily.

Because I'd already left. You'd left. It was my last day in Europe and I went, here's the rest of my money you just keep massaging until you're done because what else am i going to do with this money oh with the euro cash yeah i mean yeah i what a great way to go so she's like i can do this for this or this for that and i was like i've got this much money how much for this you keep going yeah so i did back and she goes what about legs and i'm like let's do legs you guys what about like a head scrub like she kind of like did you do your hands you like that when i do that for you i do like the hands but

then she got into like and even in the this is really weird oh that's i love a head rub she kind of into the like into the like because she was sitting behind me like scratching my face and doing my beard and I was sitting on the beach not on a lounger because I spent all my money so I was on a towel I was on a towel on the rocks and there next to me was four girls sitting there having cocktails in a can like having girls chat and then there was just me getting my beard scratch going the palest white boy in town. That's amazing.

And on the other side, there was a family. So you're pro massage on the beach. Love it. But you also, you do a massage anywhere in the airport, on the beach, in the middle of a shopping centre.

Like, you don't feel protective about your massage, but I feel very protective about where I would get a massage. Here's my new challenge. Yep. And the last challenge I said was, present a hot towel at any moment.

Which still hasn't happened because I'm working on it. I will not say, know to a massage. Yeah, I know. You're like very free. Well, you should come over to the good side. Oh, I just, I just think that a massage, I'm like, no, that's private. Like, for me personally, I'm like, no, I want to feel really relaxed.

I needed to be quiet, which like in a shopping center or on the beach is not the situation. But I do think that the beach, very relaxing setting. You can feel there was a breeze. Yeah. There was a little, you can hear it. The motion of the ocean is. Yeah. And everybody at that beach was like having fun, ordering food, like hanging out.

You know, it was a good vibe. So I think of all the places to do it. I think that sounds wonderful. Well, I've kept Europe open for another couple hundred years. Good for you. You're welcome. Yeah, thanks for that. You're welcome.

They love to see you coming on a Sicilian beach. And they did. Now, when we go to Fiji, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, your name. A massage on the beach. Well, there'll be a little spa in the resort where we take everyone, right? Yes, yeah.

Where we, where 12 and I stayed in Hawaii, five years ago, four years ago, whatever. They had like a, the spa had like a massage cabana that you could book. And it was like a cabana like what you get with Chejizna, like what you get like on the beach and they mass and you were on the ocean. So it was still private because there was like drapes around it and stuff. but you could hear that and that was stunning.

I wish I had done that when I was there. Lil, a podcast way, does everyone's accommodation include a massage? No. Everyone is just shaking their heads. They are available for you to purchase. Purchase separately.

You're welcome. Yeah, great. You're welcome. But they will have a spa at the hotel. Yep. And it's so nice. Yeah.

I'll do it. Yeah. Oh, me too. But yeah, I don't know if they do it on the beach. So in a nice day spa and a hotel, more likely than in a shopping center. Yes, 1,000%.

And that's okay. That's just my choice. That's just your choice. I've really loved to see here from Beth. And Beth and I, Sam, like, Beth and I have been chatting for a while because her and a friend were like, oh, we really want to start a podcast. We love chatting. We think we're, you know, we think we're pretty funny. And that's how the best conversations go.

That's how they start. And then look at it. 10 out of 10 recommend. Then all of a sudden, you're taking eight typers and their plus ones all around the world. to Fiji. And not getting them massaged on your own dime. Yeah. I feel like we're paying for the car. We're down for paper dinner as well.

Sure. Okay. But Beth, they just released their first episode. Oh, it's on. Yeah, they've been talking about this pod for a while and they're like, nut, we're on. So, um, our Beth says, it's not perfect, but I'm so proud of us for sticking with it, learning all that we could and putting it out there.

Yep. She says absolutely no pressure. But if anyone wants to check it out, it's called, we swear this has a point. which I think is a great name for a podcast. That is a great podcast. Has it been shouted out on Triple J though? Not yet, but it will. Time will tell.

It will. I've got the link tree which we can pop up in the thing. But Beth said, I've printed out our previous messages, so between Beth and I. And said, and we framed it on the table where we record the podcast,

and it's now our horse photo. Love it. So we have the horse photo of Chili that connects us all. So if we're having a bad day, or we need to up the vibes, or we need to re-centre ourselves, Ryan and I hold the horse photo.

Thank you very much. Me, Kelly. But Beth and her co-host have a little screenshot of the text chain of me being like, you should fucking do it. You've got to get into it. Like, yes, I love this for you.

And that's sitting on their table, which I love to see. You know what I love to see in general and there should be more of, and maybe this is a business idea, Charles, write this down. It's the framing of text message or group chat screenshots.

I personally love it. Yeah. It looks great. Let's frame them up. I also just love like a no-context text dump. Like, imagine if, of all the fucking rogue text messages I sent our group chat, imagine if once a week it was just like,

no-context Tony Lodge, and it was just random things that I'd sent. Like, did you know that you can boil that? And like, dogs wrote this text message? Yeah, and like, Did you, can you get pregnant if you squirt? Thank you for bringing that up twice in one week. But just some of the great examples.

Yeah, I love that for me. But the link is in the show notes and whatever. So you can check it out if you like. But good on you, Beth. Love it, Beth. Yeah, we swear this has a point podcast. Check it out. That is a great name.

It's a good name for a party. The blur! The blur on my face. Can I please have a flat white? Tony Lodge, no context. Love that. Love that. Is there that same...

I said please. Is there that same text that a few down where it was Tony saying have we got enough different kinds of milk? Eight types of milk, yeah. What do you love to see Riano Giano?

Mel said over the weekend I went to a farm experience with my children and we got to cuddle a baby goat. A kid. The baby goat's name was Mabel. And I reminded me of Ryan's little girl, Mabel. Have a feeling. Why?

same name because she's my kid reminded me of Ryan's daughter why yeah because it smelled like a farm animal because it loves to eat high yeah because it ate a lot of grass and you shut everywhere because it's in that Taylor Swift viral thing

but thanks for sharing that Mal that's very sweet you love to see it thread in the Facebook group and Mel posted a photo there as well oh yeah if you were having love to see it you can share it on our website Or if you need to pick me up, that thread's a great place to go and have a look and read too. That's a very good point.

Yeah. No, I love that. And I do love to see that. Tomorrow. Hob dope. Sorry. Too much. Sound like a football player.

Some tarppers have one-sided beef. I, they're in a fight and the other person doesn't know they're fighting back. I'm so sorry. Do you know what I just thought of? Silver side? Like, you know, like Silver Side, like that's yum. The British like to boil a meat, don't they? They do like to boil a meat, don't they?

They do like to boil. boil on me. I don't know if I like it. I do like boiled silverside. My mum used to make it. Yeah. I used to think that was so young. I haven't had it in a fucking thousand years. Yeah, because you've outgrown it. Well, yeah, I don't think that I would ever make a silver size. Yeah. But I would eat, if someone said, do you on some silverside, I'd be like, fuck yeah. Like if I came around and there was a pot on the stove. What are you doing there? You go, boiling some meat? I've just got a silver side on. Do you want to stay for dinner and you go, no.

No. I absolutely don't. Because I wasn't planning on staying for seven hours. Yeah, let alone I wasn't planning on staying 20 years ago. Yeah. What's your address? I live at 1993. That's your ass born. Coincidence, that's amazing.

Tony was, are you Silverside's sister? Silver side, motherfucker. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.