Toni and Ryan - I Snorted My Dead Brother's Ashes

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

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The ashes were so light that when I sniffed, the ashes traveled straight up my nostril and filled my entire sinus cavity, turning my whole head into an unofficial memorial site. I'm Jennifer from Detroit, Michigan, in the U.S. Hi, I'm Alex from St. Louis, Missouri in the USA. Hi, I'm Hannah from Kansas USA. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Bestselling, all of our bestselling. selling author to Tony Lodge. Oh, thank you for that. Your hair's long on the top. I just put my hand for it and I was like, it's getting too long.

It's getting out of hand. I like it. Do you know, I saw this picture of us the other day from like when we started the pod and your hair is like up here. So big. Yeah. But I forget how long it was.

Yeah. When we started because before that it was even higher. It used to be, it used to get up there. It used to be like another six foot in the air. Yeah. It's like, oh, you play volleyball. You're six foot five and I go, no, my hair's just six inch.

inches up, yeah. Yeah, no, I don't know if it's tall. Sorry, Charles is tall. Charles has just pulled up a picture of Ryan. That's a hot, bro, that's high hair. 2017. I think it's the lack of fade as well. It's short and then it's long.

And it's one length too, like on the side. Yeah, that's a high hair, dude. Should I go back there? I like the high hair. I also like the shorter beard you're rocking at the moment. Yeah. Do you want to use something potentially. controversial.

You wouldn't have sex with me? Oh. Quilled and I would. Conversation over. No, let's drop a bomb. Oh, well, um, Torbs and I are getting married. Yeah.

Congratulations. Thank you. Oh! Well, we just had the hens and I and yesterday you said you should get married soon so that if there's any, um, exciting. Oh, one of us is married stuff. She hooked up with the married one. Yeah.

No one will know which one of us it was. Yeah. But Torbs shaved his head. Yeah, and it looks good. It does. Oh, it does. He looks, you know how he's like tall and kind of like broadshod? Now he looks fucking mean.

He looks tough. If I saw Torbs in an alley, I would swap sides of the road. It looks very good. Like, I'm actually, I am team shaved head. Like, I think it looks really good. And he's got it like, it's not like full shaved at the moment. It's like fade up and then real short on the top. It's like a two on the top and fade down to zero at the bottom.

Yeah. Oh, about to get married. Yeah. Pretty big change. Yeah. Is that a big call to make... Like, yeah, it looks really good, but wow, imagine if it did it. Yeah.

And then it's like, oh, we're getting married soon. And then like, I guess that's what you look like now. I guess that's it. There's a thing because guys, we can all agree are fucking idiots, right? That's so true. That a guy will go, oh, yeah, getting married on Saturday. Guess I'll go get a haircut Friday. Yeah.

And it's like... Which just, I can't even... No. Yeah. It's like, but you look best probably a week after for a guy. Sure. Like you got to let it kind of sit. Yeah.

Unless you go to the same person every time and you know exactly what you get. Settle in. But it's sort of like you don't cut it for perfection and then the day after it's slightly longer than perfect. Like they cut it a bit shorter so it can grow into it and whatever. And even the cuts are a bit sharper and you're just like, no, you got to let it sit. Sure. Like you just look at a guy and you go, oh, you look like you've just had a haircut. You don't just look like your natural south.

Yeah. So is Torb's going to book it like maybe the hour before? Yeah, well, I'm like, what's the plan? Yeah. And he goes, I think I'll leave it for two weeks, see how it grows back in. And then I'll have an idea of timeline before. Like, I can't believe there's a gangster in your house. Because he's got like he's got a few weeks.

Like, it's not like he shaved his head the day before we were getting made. But I was like, that's a big look chate. Like, imagine it didn't look good. You're good. And I go, well, you've just made quite a big change. Is he going to be an extra in like straight out of Compton 2 or something? He does look tough. Like, he looks fierce.

It's such a surf. I will say it looks really good. Consider like a bandana tied across the head, kind of like a headband thing. Well, I said to him, I was like, you should get your head tattooed. What did you say? And he was like, he was like, oh, I would love that. well if he doesn't do it before we'll get married again so he can wear a suit with his tattooed fucking head

I would absolutely love that but I was like you should get your head tattooed he's like oh the noise it's like actually that's so fair while you were getting it tattooed it would because it like rattles your skull would he want me to do it yeah he actually that's what he said

because I'm pretty quiet why don't you get a tattooed and he went will Ryan do it will Ryan grow his hair tall again and tattooed my head And I'll tattoo a picture of myself with tall hair on his head. A Polaroid is tattooed on your... So, yeah, quite a big change.

Working space. Right before like a semi-event, you know? Semmy event. Kind of crazy. I'll say it's the event. Well, I hope he has a semi. Well, he will when he sees you in that dress. Thank you.

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I appreciate that. Confession from a tarpa. Oh no. Now I'm on board. I've got an open mind. I snorted my dead brother's ashes. Like that. I told my mum and she did not react the way I was hoping.

I've always had a morbid curiosity. So when I was reorganizing one day and found a small container that I'd kept since he passed, my brain just went there. I was really curious about if Ash's smell, that was the curiosity. Sure. Yeah, I guess I don't really know. So no one was watching. I unscrewed the lid.

I looked at the gray, grainy sandlight material and I went to smell it because I was like, just wonder if it smells like him or if it just smells like, ah, like that was the, I don't know. Does it just smell like burnt? Like, what does it smell like? Like, if you sniffed an ashtray, the ashes were so light that when I sniffed, the ashes traveled straight up my nostril and filled my entire sinus cavity,

turning my whole head into an unofficial memorial site. When I get uncomfortable, I make jokes. So when mum saw me with gray powder all over my face, I said, hey, remember your son? Yeah, I snorted him. Guess part of him will always be with me now. Now, I thought this was gold standard comedy. I would have laughed at that.

I was crying, laughing. My mum was just crying. Oh. Um, well, when you said, like, snorted the ashes up, I thought you meant like, cut and racked up a line. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen movies and drugs on them. Um, but I thought you meant like, oh, like, get,

a $50 note and that's what I thought you meant. So this is. I don't know. They're all worse. Question. He sounded a bit more baller when I thought that she'd done it on purpose. Oh, there's a bit of feedback for it. You would just be in shock, eh?

Like that's happened and you just like, oh. They also say it like, it didn't really smell at all or maybe the confusion of what happened after like distract them, but they still don't know what it smells like. So, I'm just like, when you, if you sniff it, like you can smell an ashtray,

but is that the cigarette? You can smell not the ashes. Well, I guess it depends is what it's ashes of, right? But like, if you picked up a thing of sand, like a handful of sand, that doesn't smell like anything. So you're just saying handful of sand reminds me a 40-year-old version. You got a booze and feel like a big old bag of,

Bag of sand. You haven't felt a boob before, bro. And then he's on his face like, bag of sand. Come on, man. Like, he's sewing back. So that's what he said. How would you describe the feeling of a boob? A boob.

Charles, you're next. Do you know? If he need a refresher. Do you know sand? No, are you familiar with sand? Fuck, how would you describe that? Like, what doesn't feel like? Charles?

That ball on Danny's desk. The fact of you use Danny's name. bring Danny up. Yeah, we've used a colleague's name. Poor Danny. Poor Danny. Rest in peace. She's alive.

She's alive. She's alive. She's alive. She wrote a script called Tanella and Riano and she can't look Charles in the eye after her. But how would you describe, like give me a better description than that? I'm trying to think of what thickness of liquid I would put into a balloon.

Okay. So I'm thinking more like, because it's like... If you filled a balloon with thick dense custard. Yeah, the weight. Yeah. I'm hearing the weight. Yop. It's, I think the weight is what, because the sand is just way too heavy.

Well, and rough. The texture of even if it was in something is a grainy. Yeah. Hence the custard being smooth, but just still not right. Is it a cheat to do a meat? because I feel like a chicken breast. No. But it's like the right weightiness and like not cultured.

I feel like it's too thick potentially. Do you think? What about like a big like handful of like ricotta cheese? No, okay. No, no, no, no. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I do. But the ricotta...

I'm thinking of the weight and not the texture. But the ricotta's even too rough. Yeah, no, I'm thinking of the weight and not the texture. What have you got, Charles? No, I don't. What? I don't have anything else. Oh, Charles, you have to.

It's full work. I was thinking when you were talking about the balloon, like you'd blow the balloon up. And I was like, wait, what? But then I realized, no, you'd put it in there and it would. Yeah. And it like extends. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. is that it doesn't feel like anything else and nothing compares to the feel of a beautiful boob.

So true. Thank you. Thank you very much. Do you have another confession? No, I don't. Hi, I'm Jennifer from Detroit, Michigan in the U.S. Hi, I'm Alex from St. Louis, Missouri in the USA. I'm Hannah from Kansas USA.

And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A huge thank you and a big love you to a few of our own. champion tapers over at our Patreon. On our Patreon, we do some different content. We do like behind the scenes stuff. We also do travel vlogs every time we go away. So if you joined now, you'd be able to see all the stuff from when we were away. The BTS of like us playing the Hens night.

And in particular, I love the bits about the journey of Tony becoming a harmonica god. Thank you very much. That was very fun to watch. So I hadn't seen some of that. Yeah. Yeah, it's really fun. Charles, you've done a great job editing those. Great job, Charles.

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Dan Laplace. What do you reckon? Her boobs feel that? Huh? Like ricotta? Sorry, Lindsay. Sorry, what a heinous thing I've said about the ricotta. That I, like, want to immediately.

What about Barada though? closer yeah although isn't that's a bit more fragile like my boobs don't pop open if you touch them and then like strachia teller

pulls out though that would be a great thing I would never leave the house not me either struck your teller on tap I'm gonna get some Jats crackers on the way home and grab those titties you know what I mean

we're on You know what I mean? I mean, same. Thanks as saying you want to grab my titties. I really appreciate that. I don't even have the lingerie. Titties in general. Oh.

General titties. Damla blouse. Thank you, Damla. Damn the blouse. That's where I'll be. If those chitties... If those tithies are made a verada and squirt out cheese, I'll be also down the blouse.

What was his name? Damla blouse. And down the blouse. That might be the best. pun you've ever done in your life that's amazing what's the next one no pressure fraya amelia I'm afraid amelia your tits sorry clear regitzi Westie well we just got back from Italy actually so I'm gonna have to do you right there Leanne Cranham didger didja Sabrina Spellman oh my god like a fake name from the TV show did you

ever watched Sabrina the teenage witch like the one with Melissa Joan Hart? I had such a crush on Harvey. Harvey, if you watch it again now, Harvey is average. Oh, really? I haven't watched it since. I know, but his character is so meek. Oh, I hate it. Like, hey Harvey, he's like, hmm.

Oh, I hate that. Yeah, like if you watch it again now, he'll just be like, who is this wet fish? Soft cock. Soft as soft as baras. He's such a ricotta titty. I hate. that. Yeah.

Matt Willis. Willis. Sorry, Matt. And gem drops. Thank you very much. Thanks, Gem drops. Part of our pain.

Um, like I said. Sorry. Jeff drops to her knees. You know what I'm saying? For them barada. Saladas. Ball sack.

Barada salata. That's my drag name. If you would like to come on holidays with us to Fiji, we're not just, we're not just shipping you off. We're all going together. All you need to do is join Patreon, become a champion tapar.

And then in 25 words or less, you enter and you could be coming to Fiji with us. It's going to be so much fun. We're going later in the year. Stand out paddle board lessons. We've joked about it all year. Are we actually going to do it? Because you can do it with the hotel.

Yeah. So I feel like we could all hire our one each and then go out there. I think that'd be really fun. Charles and I will definitely get on the jet ski. I want to go on the jet ski because I didn't remember I didn't get to go when I went to Fiji because the cyclone. Oh. Sorry. I just, when you're like, I didn't get to go with you guys, I was like, because you broke your foot.

Yeah, but then on my redo tree, the cyclone. What? Yeah. No, I saw. Because you, this is a reenactment. No. That was you just said. This is a reenactment of you reenacting me.

Yep. Oh, actually, no. I've just realized that that is the same way I'd react to that if I squeezed the boob and barata came out. I would love that. Anyway, okay. Yes, so you can come with us and have fun. We are really excited. We'll pay for your flights.

The accommodations on us as well. We get to have breakfast together every day. Buffet breakfast included. I've got... I did not know what you were going to say then. Maybe I'll save this for tomorrow, but the buffet breakfast, not because of the food, but it's like the most... I'm actually...

No, I'm really hungry right now. So can you say it? Like, can we do it tomorrow? Because I've, we talked about the barata titties. And I don't know. Okay, we'll talk about breakfast. I just don't mean we'd love a hash brown. Yeah, see?

And now we're talking about breakfast. Can we get hash browns and coffees immediately after we record? Yeah. Can we actually? Do we have the technology for that? Yeah. Nice guy I did to hash browns. Do they?

Yeah. Do you know what they? I also do. And I was talking to you about this the other day, that chicken panco sandwich thing that they've got. Yeah, get it. Get it, get it. Order, order, order, order.

Okay, sorry, sorry. Okay. We were talking yesterday about catching the train in Italy. We just got back from Italy. We had an amazing time. We filmed a short series there called Tonella and Noriano. People love Tonella and Riano. It was the most fun.

And I'm so glad people enjoyed it. The tarpers were feral. Feral. More feral than a barata titty. Hard to believe, but true. Going more feral than for a barata titty. Yeah. Conspiracies in the comment section on YouTube.

What? What conspiracies? Tell me. Some people think Tonella and Riano look like Tony and Ryan from the podcast. What the fuck? Get some fucking culture. Yeah. That's what I say.

How about the fact we went all the way to Italy to film. that and some like AI. Oh, I know. Heartbreaking. I had to consult Tommy. I was like, are you upset that someone thinks you're a computer? Yeah.

He's got a name. Yeah. And it's Tommy. And he loves Barata. Yeah. But, because, so we went all the way there,

right, so we could film in this beautiful location. Yeah. Well, so that Tonella and Riano could film in this beautiful location. And it was stunting. Yeah.

So we were in Taumina. in Sicily, which is like, the main part of it is like on the top of the hill and then basically it drops off. I didn't realize how steep it would be. 90 degree fucking angle and then the beach is at the bottom.

It was so beautiful. And I know that you and Torbs both at different times hoofed it all the way down. Very, very impressive. I refused. Because Torbs went down and then he came, he walked all the way back up. and I was like, are you crazy?

Like, it was fucking critical. Dad, he walked back up the stairs? I don't know where he was. Which way did he come? He walked all the way back up. Oh, no, you know the way that he, um, the windy road where you drove down to the train station? That's right. Yeah.

He walked down all the way there and then walked all the way back up like past the tennis. He was fucked. I remember when he got back. I was like, what's wrong? And he's like, oh, no. I just did the full walk. Yeah. So the full hoof, I know that's like, I did not do that.

Yeah. I got the cable car down. Very fancy. It was so, it was like five euro. or 10 euro or something. And you line up and you walk in and it just like, shh, down.

The whole thing's, it's like the London eye carriage or like, you know, the whole thing's made of windows. It's beautiful. I don't know if you remember this child, but one of the days we were in there. It's like full.

There's all these people there. And this woman and this man, they're there together. I believe that they were, like they had newly wed kind of energy. Okay. Yeah. It would be a very,

very honeymoon town. Totally. She had a very new shiny ring on. So I was like, okay, I'm picking this up. And she's like, oh, they were from London or England. She's like, oh, babe, wasn't the breakfast beautiful this morning? And he's like, and he's like, kind of on his phone or whatever. She's like, oh, so we're going down to the beach now. We'll go to the beach club. And then later, I've got the pasta class. And then tonight we've got the dinner. And she's like, talking about all of these amazing things that they've got planned. The vista is like, Like, it is like a green screen. You're going down this cable car.

It's beautiful. Is Vista view in English? Yeah, the Vista. But it's beautiful. And this guy's like scrolling on his phone. She's like, are you okay, babe? And he goes, oh, like puts his phone, like slams his phone into his pocket. And she was like, are you okay, babe?

What's wrong? And he goes, oh, didn't win a lotto. Just found out didn't win a lotto last night. And I was standing there. And she just looked, she looked really embarrassed because what a cockhead. He goes, what would you do if you won the lotto? Oh, I probably go to Taramina. And you're already there.

Yeah. And this beautiful girls having the time of her life and she's so happy. And she's playing all this stuff. And he goes, oh, didn't win the lot of last night. And she goes, what? And I go, oh, fuck, I. You did not. She did.

She did. She did. Why? Did you fucking involve yourself in that? What a fucking knock. What a fucking loser! Yeah, but did he know you would take in the piss? Or was he, did he think you were consoling him?

He goes, it was 33 million pounds. And I was like, no, it wasn't. It was zero. Yeah. Because you lost, you loser. It was actually negative 16. Whatever you paid for the ticket. Anyway, and I was like, fuck.

He goes, it was 33 million pounds. And I was like, no, hate that. We're like in the most amazing place on earth. your hottest fuck wife is like planning all these things for you and I was just like who are you like it was just the worst thing I've ever if they were newlyweds which let's assume they were which they had that vibe do you reckon she was just like I've made a huge mistake yeah she wanted to win the lot of yeah she should have picked seven of all the things to isn't there and he was just like fully ignoring her he's on where in these like crazy situation like it was like crazy situation like

It was just so crazy to me. Isn't the people watching in Italy great though? And I actually, let's go. The best and the worst of everyone. Couple watching. A lot of dad or partner, which is a great game. I know. Is that the daughter?

You and I play that a lot. I don't think it is. People are like, oh, is that her dad? Is that? Do they think that? Between me. Do they think that? No, they, I was just doing comedy.

Do they think that? No. I got your daddy. Put that tongue back in your head. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. I saw the hottest couple on the beach. Like,

was it a Tobs night? Maybe it was. Oh, no, but I've got a video that I took of you and Tobs in the water. Very cute. I'll whip it out on the wedding night. And when I'm. When you're in our room after. There's two kinds of good looking guys.

And I'm talking like model-esque. I think when they're like full body builder fully cut I'm like good for you but it's not for me you know the kind of Dave Parson fucking asshole that doesn't work out probably smokes eats pizza pasta and just kind of naturally has abs and you just sort of like fuck off

but it's like a natural ripped yeah you know what I mean? I do so there was this guy that was like natural ripped in his like little short shorts yeah and I was just like fucking good for you son and then his girlfriend wife partner whatever is just also stunting amazing yeah amazing it was model town yeah like it really like everybody was gorgeous yeah and so i look out and they're kind of waist deep in the water like frolicing like splashing each other a little

bit and they're like oh no yeah and i was just like oh was it for a commercial like are we sure this I was like, is this, and I was just like, oh, and they're just young lovers in Italy, splashing the water, they're both hot as far. Yeah. I'm revved up. I'm so happy. I'm like, this, is they revved up. I'm just like, fucking look at you guys going.

And you feel like you're in a film. Like, everything is so picturesque. New Ick unlocked. They finish frolicing and they like sort of come back to the shore. and because Italy is allergic to sand and has to have rocks and pebbles Pebble Beach, that's crazy. But they have to, the walk,

Tony, try and describe this for, it's a fucking podcast after all. Like an injured gazelle. All right. Ryan is doing a half crouch and you're bent down because you've got to lower your center of gravity because of the moss.

And then also the jagged little pebbles as well don't they get right in your fucking flange. And all of a sudden, I've never seen too uglier people in my whole fucking life. It is humbling. The return from... brings you right back down earth, doesn't it? The return from the water is humbling.

And I was like, no. Wouldn't watch you have sex now. No, thank you. Because that had happened to me the first time I went in the water out of the beach, I was like, well, next time I'm not going to get caught in an ick. I'm going to get out of it. of this. Yeah.

And then I did something that was maybe worse, which was strap my burkenstocks to my feet so tight and wear them in the water. Oh, no, Tony. No. And so I had them strapped on. It was like Barbie shoes. Like, like glued to me. And then like in the water like paddling around and my shoes on.

With my shoes on. Yuck. Disgusting. Yeah. I think that, um, there was. one point where we'd been at the beach a bit longer and like Lily and Danny and cousin Bonnie came down a bit after and Lily took all of these photos of me in the water. I've got my legs out of the water but my shoes are off.

That's so embarrassing. Well, all these other people way smarter than us. They all had like reef shoes, you know, those like wetsuit material. Very smart. I just had to strap me burkeys on. Was it worth than like, you know, like both not great? Maybe not. because then the rocks just kind of pulled into the burks,

but my burks were on so tight that I couldn't get the rocks back out. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, that's fucking no. So I think all the options are bad. But people that go to the sea all the time on a pebbly sea, like in Europe, are you just used to it? Maybe you like build up a bit of a callous or you just like, you know, your feet get tough. But I didn't like it.

It was like walking on a fucking 70 shakti mats. I can, yeah, so true. I can cop the beach bit, but it's when you. you get in the water where there's like big rocks and they're slippery and slimy and stuff. Oh no, opposite for me. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

The sore ones on like the smaller, crunchier ones. Yeah. Because they like stabbed up into your feet. Oh, yeah. The ones in the water because I just started doing doggy paddle. Swim over the top of them. Swim over them. Yeah.

Yeah. But no, the entry and the emerge back out. No, I agree. I'm off that couple. Hope they break up. Well, it was maybe the same couple that were fighting about not only. winning the lotto. Did the guy seem really like nasty and boring?

No. Oh yeah, it wasn't them. No. I've got to love to see it here from Tapa Katrina Pierce, who started the fucking blog. Oh, Slake. Or started the fucking Eps, Eps, E, yeah, yeah. Try that one again. Etsy store.

Oh, cool. My brain one would say EPSY. No, what's the bar in San Quilda? S. I decided to put my art on the Sby. Sorry, I'm selling my art at the Sby. Yeah, great place for it. Which is what, the Esplanade Hotel, they call it the Sby.

Very long line. It's so hard to get in there. It's so hard to get in. Wow. Oh, it's hard for me. My art is sassy and fun and it gives me a dopamine boost when I create it so I hope people will like it. Have a look at this picture and it says hot sluts read. I love that.

I thought that's a bit of Tony Lodge. I think that's so cool. I could see that on your wall. I also just love the art style like that kind of like... Fun colors. Comic-y kind of vibe? Yep. That's really fun.

What was the type of name? I'm sorry? Katrina Pierce. So Katrina, please. She put that in the Facebook group without the link. She said, I've started an episode page. Put the link in, girlfriend. Yeah, I'd love to go to it with Charles has probably already found it.

Have you, Charles? Not yet. I'm still trying. That's awesome. Well done. Love to see it. I have you love to see it, and this is a little bit of a blast from the past, but Tanya with a J, not Janya, T-A-N-J-A, Tanya.

Tanya. Tanger. Tony, do you remember when you were talking about bingo loco on the pot? Yeah, who could forget? Such a throwback. What a huge month that was for us. So Tanya has been going back and like binging through the pod. Yep.

And said I heard about bingo loco on the pod all those months ago. And this weekend I went to like the Amsterdam edition. Like they had it in Amsterdam. Tanya went to the one in her local city. Sure. And she won a trip to Milan. What the fuck? At the bingo logo.

That is. Bingo loco. How far is Milan from Amsterdam? I don't know. But that's an international trip. Crazy. It's an hour 45 flight. Further than Sydney.

It's the Newcastle of Australia. So Tanya, fucking congratulations. A trip to Milan at the Bingo Loco. That sounds like the beginning of a joke. It really does. Maybe you'll run into, because that's where a lot of the devil's wears, Prattest 2 was in Milan.

The home of fashion. Spoiler alert. Movie review coming tomorrow. Someone's been to the cinema. Someone's seen to the cinema. Yeah. Nice. But isn't Milan just sound like the most.

beautiful, stylish, fanciest place in the world. And doesn't that not remind you of bingo loco? Or someone that would go to bingo. Charles, can you look up Bingo Loco, Melbourne? Maybe it's our time. Do you reckon it is? I mean, they're given away trips to Milan. It's a pretty good deal.

What does it cost you go to Bingo Local? $50? I actually never looked at the price. No, me either. But with prices like that, must be $1,000 and anything less than that is an absolute bar charm. Well, what are you doing this Saturday? Because it's on this Saturday.

Unfortunately, I'm busy. What are you doing next Saturday? Because it's also on there. Where is it next Saturday? They're both at 170 Russell. Oh, in the city. That's where it was last time. I think that's their location because all of this.

Last time we looked it was like rotating from there to like the Doncaster Shopping Town hotel. The Boronia RASL. I thought you were about to say barata again. Oh, I'm not... Take my barata titties. So, Tanya, congratulations. Have a great time in Milan.

That is... What a crazy prize. When I woke up this morning, I did not expect to hear about bingo loco. And then when I heard about bingo loco, I did not expect to hear a trip to Milan. No. Okay.

Of all the things, considering those two are out of... What is the third thing? that you would not expect. On this, in the same prize. Or not, in the same story. Um, oh, um, um, and then my dad died. Oh, no.

Didn't get a break. Like, that would be crazy. Yeah. Like, oh, my God, my dad died while I was in. Like, oh, where were you? Like, oh, I was in Milan. I won a trip at the Bingo Loco. I missed my dad's funeral.

How come? Well, it all started at the Bingo Loco. at the Doncaster Shopping Town Hotel. I've got some sad news. It's sold out for the next two weeks. You're joking. Who are going? Everyone's going.

What are the tickets? So the prices there? Yeah, $52. Oh! That is Bingo Loco! Should we start saying that when things are crazy? Instead of saying that's crazy, we go, that is Bingo Loco. That is Bingo Loco.

I think that we should adopt that. Adopt. Yeah, Lush. Thanks, Charles. I think that was my third thing. I think we're out. I met this guy who was adopted. Where?

A bingo loco. Do I tell you I want a trip to Milan? Yeah, all right. Love you. Tomorrow on the show. A review of Devils Wears Pradas 2. Dad's been to the cinema. First time in a while.

I love the cinema. I never go. I fuck with the cinema so hard. I hate leaving the house. Yeah. So. Fair. I, Torbs and I the other day were like, is there anything we want to see because we felt like going to the movies? Oh, so it's not like there's a movie on where should we see it. It's like I feel like going to the movies, what should we see?

Well, sometimes you just get the hankering for the cinema. And then I just made popcorn at home and turned out that we just wanted popcorn. Yeah. Yeah, and fair. I made the popcorn box, Charles. They're so good. So good. All right, bye. Love you.