Toni and Ryan - I thought I was on mute 😬

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

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As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors, like when our estrogen levels drop during menopause, causing the risk of heart disease to go up. Know your risks. Visit heartandstroke.ca. Hey, it's Rodney from Perth, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Welcome. And can we agree, Tony, that if you do something wrong by a friend, it feels awful. Oh, do you mean on purpose? I've misled a friend who trusted me and I have ruined that trust. No.

Yeah. Like knowingly? Okay, let me explain and you tell me what you think. Was it me? Are you about to drop a bombshell? Like, by the way, I told you this thing last week and it was a lie. No, no, no. I was playing basketball with a mate.

Yeah. Shooting some hoops, shooting the breeze, whatever. Yeah. And he told me about something that was going on in his life. Oh. And he was like. Is everything okay? Yeah, yeah, but he was just like, you know, just guys having a chat.

Just chatting. Just having a chat. And it was a bit not personal and it's not like body related, but he was just like, oh, like I'd just, you know, keep it on the down low for a bit. Oh, so now you're just doing it on the podcast. I'm not going to pass on his story. No, what was it?

I'm not going to say. No, what was it? Was it about the penis? No. Like I said, it wasn't like a. It was about work. About his wife? It just. the penis? No. Like I said, it wasn't like a. It was about work. About his wife? It just.

Girlfriend? Boyfriend? Which one? Just give me a wink. No, no winking. I will not blink for the rest of my life. No, stop looking at me. Boyfriend?

Give me my face mask. Work. No. And that was no, I'm not answering. Not no. Don't wink at me. I don't know Morse code. Stop smoking at me.

Smoking? I'm sitting here with a cigarette like, hello? I thought you were like Morse coding like, stop blinking. Here's my question. Husband. If someone says to you don't tell anyone. I always assume that they're going to tell their partner. Same. So if I said to you, Tony, like, this is a bit of a personal thing, if you told Torbs about it, well, of course you did because he's your partner, you guys will share everything.

Yeah, he's my BFF. So I went and played basketball with this guy again last week. Yeah. And I was like, oh, you know, how are things going with blah, blah, blah. With your job, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend. How are things going? And he's like, yeah, boyfriend, girlfriend. How are things going? And he's like, yeah, yeah, you know, I'm so hesitant. Okay, all right, yep.

How's the thing? How's the thing? Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah. Well, Bridge reckons. Yeah. Ryan, no. And he's like, what do you mean?

He's like, I said don't say anything. I'm like, yeah, but it's Bridget. It's fucking. Bridget, we tell each other everything. Yeah. And I thought when he said to me, oh, just keep it on the down low. Again, when you tell, in my mind. Yeah.

When you tell someone, you've also told their partner. Yeah, or their best friend. Unless it's like, I can't even think of an example of. Unless it was, don't tell Bridget that we're planning a surprise party for her. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And if I told you something and we've talked about, you know, you were in hospital and obviously I was giving Bridget updates.

Oh, yeah. And so, again, you weren't like, what, you fucking told Bridget? I said not to make a big deal out of this. If anything, it saves me a phone call. Yeah. Because then I'm like, I don't have to fucking tell Bridget as well. Ryan's going to just relay all that information. So my question to the tarpers.

Okay. Oh, and me? And you. Yeah. It's just that. If you say don't tell anyone, do you assume that they're going to tell their partner? Yes.

Or is it up to you to say, oh, if I don't want Ryan's partner to know, then I don't tell Ryan. And if I can't tell Bridget, don't tell me. Yeah, see, I feel like I'd probably say, do you mind not telling Bridget? Like, I'm really worried about this. Then I would be, that's me making, like, please don't even tell Bridget.

Like, it's very personal. And I will say, I know I wasn't going to even, it's not a body thing. It's not like a disease. No, it's fine. It's not like, oh, don't tell Bridget I've got a tiny dick. She knows. But it was just a very, like. It's just a thing you guys are not like a disease. It's not like, oh, don't tell Bridget I've got a tiny dick. She knows. It was just a very, like... It's just a thing you guys are talking about. Yeah, it's fair enough. These things happen. We talk about stuff

with our friends that are just like, I need to get it off my chest. It's not bad. I just need to get it out of my brain. Yep. And basketball's great because it's just the two of you. You know, there's the whole stigma of like, oh, blokes don't chat. And you're shooting the basketball, so there's a bit of an icebreaker and it's actually like a very good thing. Yeah. But, of course, he's like, oh, I thought I said. So was he upset?

He was just a bit like, oh, I kind of said. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I just assumed that Bridge was still within the. Circle of like. Yeah, because his partner knows. So it's sort of like, you know, this thing. And like when I say stuff, again, to him, I would assume that he would tell his partner.

And I've just like betrayed a friend's trust, not knowingly, but I felt awful. You would. To the point where he was almost comforting me because I felt awful and then by then he's like, man. It's really fine, but I just didn't think you were going to tell her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard as well when your mate is your best friend but you've got a like your best friends are also your partner's best friends

we all know all four of us like his partner bridget we all know each other really well in fact i'm no better friends with him than uh she is with bridge or i am with her like it's just all four of us are equals it's kind of like if you told his wife something, you would be like, oh, don't tell. You know, like it's kind of. Beat that out. You have to beat that out. Yeah, I'll beat that out.

I know that I say that I don't cut things out, but I will. I've just said the person's name. Take that out. Yeah, I will. I will. I'm nervous now. I'm nervous. I'm nervous.

No, no, no, no. I honestly will. Let me know I'm nervous now. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. No, no, no, no. I honestly will. Let me know in the group if you agree with me that it's fair to assume you can tell your partner. Yeah. I'm so nervous about, can I tell you what he did? Yeah. I'm not going to.

Okay. Great test. Great test. Yep. Test myself. Do you ever also get anxious when people tell you a secret? Like, oh my God, you trusted me with this thing. I'm sweating now.

Yeah. Just the thought of this story. So because Torbs and I, our best friends, Jag and Lane, like our best couple friends, they're in New Zealand. Yeah. And so I used to work with Jag. Yeah. And he was going to propose to Elena.

And he, it was the worst fucking few months of my fucking life. He was like, Tony, do you like this ring? Like, this is how I'm thinking of doing it. He can't put that pressure on you. And then so I'm spending all this time with his almost fiancée, Lane. And you can't say anything. And I can't say anything, but I'm one of her best friends. So as a best girlfriend, I want to be like, oh, my God,

do you think he's going to propose soon? This reminds me. Like it was the worst. It's awful. This reminds me of when our friend Jace Hawkins from Jason PJ, now Jason Lauren, he is, in fact, by the time this episode comes out, like pretty close to having their third child. Yes, yes.

His wife is pregnant, yeah. So they told their children, their other two kids, if you're going to have a younger brother or sister, tells you, Tony. I knew, yes. And did you tell Torbs, by the way? Torbs was there when Jase, so we were on FaceTime, so, yeah. That's probably a great example of, like, we're waiting for the 12-month, sorry, 12-week test.

We're not telling everyone, but just so you know, like, where we're kind of expecting. Yeah, we're really excited about it. Keep it on the down low, sure. Of course you're going to tell your partner. Yeah. Oh, fucking gosh, what? Yeah.

Fucking, okay. And because I'm going to go, oh, my God, Jason Lua having a baby is so exciting. So Jase comes into the studio, the two of us here getting ready to do our podcast, and his kid who is, what, five? Yeah. Five years old walks in and goes, have you told him about the baby? Yeah, my mum's having a baby.

And Jase was like, I said not to tell anyone. I'm like, yeah, do I not tell Ryan? Yeah. And then Jase, well, we fucking just did. And I was standing here really awkward because I obviously already knew, but you didn't know. And then the other kid comes, sorry, I just keep saying the kids, what are their names again? Hudson and Felix.

Lovely kids. The other one comes in and goes, oh, you're not talking about mum being pregnant? It's like, these kids. I know. You had one job. Sell you down the river every time. I know. So the rule is, if you tell someone, you tell their partner. Just assume. And if you tell if you tell someone, you tell their partner. And if you tell Jace's kids, you tell the fucking world.

Yes. Yeah. Everyone's going to find out. But you can trust me with engagement news because I didn't say anything. Engagement went off without a hitch. They're going to get married soon. Congratulations for the happy couple. It's very exciting. Anyway, okay.

So we received this message from Erin on Patreon about a story where the mute button went wrong. Even just that headline just sends shivers down my spine. Because I've definitely been on work calls that have gone a bit long. So during COVID, you're working from home. You're all on Zoom. And you're all on Zoom or Teams or fucking whatever your job uses and you're on a call where your video is off,

your microphone is muted and you think, I might just run off to the loo. And I've done that. I'm doing my MBA pretty much all on Zoom. Yeah, and so you're like, okay, well. I do it all the time. I put it on mute. I'm talking to Bridget, what's for dinner.

Oh, yeah. My God. And you're mid-we and you're like, holy fuck, am I still muted? And you just don't trust that mute button. Yeah, or Bridget goes, how's class? I'm like, I'm doing an MBA. It's fucking boring. Oh, that's not nice.

Well, it's not nice, but, I mean, it's accounting. It is. Yeah. And you're allowed to say that legally because you're an accountant. As an accountant, I can say it's fucking boring. But you don't want the lecturer mid-lecture to hear you say it. No, because how bad are they going to feel? As if teaching to a fucking camera isn't hard enough.

They know that you're sitting there fucking slurping your noodles for dinner or whatever. Anyway, we get this message from Erin. She's a loyal Patreon supporter and she says, recently started listening to your podcast, It's Hilarious. Thank you so much. Two episodes ago, Tony said, hurting for a squirting and it reminded me of a story.

Oh, God. If the other headline didn't make me cringe, now I'm terrified. Put a towel down. What is it? Harrowing. I was on FaceTime to my mum and dad on my laptop, and my boyfriend at the time called me on my phone. Yeah.

I said to my parents, I'll just be a minute. I need to ask him something. Yeah. She mutes herself on my phone. Yeah. I said to my parents, I'll just be a minute. I need to ask him something. Yeah. She mutes herself on the laptop. Also she thinks. And answers the phone on loudspeaker. So she's like holding her phone like this and her mum and dad can still see her but she thinks they can't hear her.

And she says, oh, hey, babe, what time are you coming over for dinner so I can start cooking dinner? Like, please, hey, babe, what time are you coming over for dinner so I can start cooking dinner? Like, please, like, let me know when you're coming. And he said, oh, you're just gagging for a shagging, aren't you? Also, gagging for a shagging is one of the great sayings. I'm surprised I haven't heard that. I've never heard that before. Yeah. It must be an English thing. It sounds a bit English because you don't really say shag in Australia.

You gagging for a shagging. Not anymore. What was that voice? You say it in your British accent. No. Anyway. Hey, hey, hey. We can't go on until you've done it.

You gagging for a shagging. That was better. That was better. You gagging for a shagging. That was good. Thank you.. You gagging for a shagging. That was good. Thank you. I've been working on it. Anyway, mum and dad burst out laughing like she just sees them fucking erupting laughter.

She realises she's not on mute. Fucking hell. Anyway, she like wraps up the call with her boyfriend and is like, yep, let me know when you're coming over. She gets back on the phone with her mum and dad. She's like, oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed, whatever. They're laughing. They think it's hilarious. And her boyfriend ends up coming over and she says,

well, mum and dad heard what you said. And he didn't talk to her for the rest of the night. But mum and dad still to this day, so this was a few years ago. Have they brought it up? They think it's hilarious and they get drunk and tell all their friends. So, like, all of those random family friends that you call that you call like this the guy who's gagging for a shag yeah but all your friends who you call auntie molly even though they're not a real aunt they're all like i know what erin's up to oh erin mate so that's your own fault the laptop phone conundrum

i know but don't you just love that say harrow But don't you just love. I was about to say harrowing. Don't you just love that they've got that relationship where the parents laughed instead of being like, Erin Louise Lodge, that's my name. Don't you dare fucking talk to boys like that. That's hot, you know, because they could have been really weird about it. But the fact that they laughed and kind of, you know, it's a joke. People have sex. It's fine.

Question. Question. Are you more, I'm a joke. People have sex. It's fine. Question. Question. Are you more, and not in. Just say it. If Torbs wanted to come home and have a good time, would you prefer if he was like, oh, maybe I'll come home and we'll get a drink and, you know, sit on the couch and kind of be a bit sort of serious or sexy.

Yeah, and coy, but also a bit like more mature. Like warm you up kind of. Yeah. Versus if he just calls you and goes, oh, I'm on my way home, you are shagging for a hagging or whatever the saying was. Shagging for a hagging. What was that? Gagging for a shagging.

If he just calls and goes, oh, I'm on my way home, I'm gagging for a shagging, you down? Because sometimes it's a bit of like, yeah, we both know, like let's just get on with it. Or do you like to. Yeah, is the mystery better of like. After you've been doing it for a bit of like, yeah, we both know, like let's just get on with it. Or do you like to. Yeah, is the mystery better of like. After you've been doing it for eight together for seven, maybe you pass the point of needing to like flirt.

Or do you like to be romance still? No, normally actually Torbs will send me a message saying like, oh, I'm going to do it with you later. Oh. That's what he'll send, yeah, or I'll send that to him, which is quite nice. It's straight to the point. But it's still like but it's not like, oh, let's fuck later. I'm desp.

Yeah. You know, it's like it's still like kind of cute and like. I think you and just from the jokes and stuff, you still, when someone's like forward and knows what they want, you're like, ooh. Yeah. So it's kind of just like that's what we, and even if we're at home, Torz will be like, you want to do it with me?

Oh. Yeah, like it's just kind of cute, but it's still sexy and it's slight. I'm going to send you a text. No, I'm not going to do it with you later, Ryan. Hang on. Well, don't, I'm going to text you. Okay. All right.

Well, I'm just waiting for a text to come through. Oh, Ryan. Is the picture arrived yet? Oh, she's replying. Oh, Ryan. Has the picture arrived yet? Oh, she's replying. Oh, God, I can see the replying notes. New phone, who this? Oh, fuck you. You know who this is.

New island. The message that Ryan sent me was fuck, yeah or no. Jen Maltari says, I'm in a meeting right now and they're showing a wrap-up of 2021 achievements. You know how at the end of the year they go, oh, this is, you know, the marketing KPIs, fucking we smashed them and, you know, that kind of thing. Someone is not on mute and keeps sighing very loudly

and there's 120 people in the meeting. So they're going, okay, now over to content and they're going. Because just when you think, and just to conclude, you know, here we go, here we go, we're about to finish. Yeah. And now I'll pass on. Yeah. And have you ever been in a work meeting where someone has done that?

Because I have. Like they haven't realised that their camera was on and they're like sitting there like rolling their eyes or like doing their nails or, you know, like just texting or whatever and you're just like someone is presenting, they're going to see you looking incredibly disengaged and feel like really upset. Should we talk about what happened on a work call the other day? Between you and I?

An executive, a very high up executive from iHeartRadio was on a. No, from iSmartchMedia. iSmartchMedia. Yeah. Was on a Zoom call. We were on a sales call with them. Yeah. And they were working from home and their naked toddler was in the background.

And the whole rest of the meeting was like. So he was talking about something like. Very important in business and sales. And we could see his naked toddler. And the naked toddler was dancing and playing with things. Like trying to grab a, not that, like trying to grab a toy. But like knew dad was on a meeting. So it was kind of moving really slowly to try and like look invisible.

And the rest of us were losing it. Looking around. We were all looking around going, this is weird, do we say something, do we not? I reckon if we weren't on mute, there would have been a lot of, like, oh, I do, I do, I do. But, yeah, it was like, and we were all like, do we say something? And then he finally noticed and went, oh, sorry,

my son's trying to get a toy. And then you saw the whole toddler and he was wearing pants, which is good. Oh, thank God. But, yeah, it was just so sweet. Obviously he's like, I know Dad's on a call so I don't want to make any noise, but he's like creeping in the background of the thing.

So we eventually said, by the way, your son is. Yeah. So did someone on this call eventually go, someone is heavily sighing. Yeah, can the rude person please mute themselves? Or at least just be interested in the place that you work that you don't need to sigh. But Jen said she was in the meeting as she was typing the comments.

I mean, she wasn't paying attention either. Yeah. You can't really take the piss out of somebody else when you aren't. You're doing the same thing. Jordana says, I'm a teacher and I was doing online classes during COVID and everything, very sleepy, and while my students were doing an activity, they were all busy, and she's like, I need to hype myself up.

Puts on a bit of music and starts singing. She thought she was muted. Fucking hell. And she wasn't. So there's her whole class on Zoom. And she's just there. She sang more than half of WAP by Cardi B. WAP?

Without noticing. What does WAP stand for? Wet Ass Pussy. How old's the kids in the group? It doesn't say. You know what? The answer doesn't matter because it's fucked for any age group. Yeah.

And she didn't even notice. And she's just trying to like, you know, get herself in the zone. She's like, get a macaroni in a pot, like trying to, you know, hype herself up. But all the kids could hear her and let her sing the whole, because when you're a kid. And they let her go? Well, when you're a kid, you're not going to go, Miss, like you're.

Excuse me, Miss, I'm trying to do my maths. Can you stop talking about wet ass pussy? Exactly. You're just not going to say, you're just going to be like, oh, awkward, I'll just keep doing my work. Yeah. So funny how embarrassing. Can we agree that the word pussy in any way, shape or form is a gross word?

We were talking about this earlier. It's not for me. I'm not someone that says the P word. Thanks for peeing it out just now. Yeah, I love it when we, you know, get to talk about these things. And finally, Caitlin Gardner says, I worked at a call centre, would regularly hit the mute button to say a sarcastic comment or bitch about a customer.

And you know what? You need that vent. Oh, you do. You need that outlet. Because you just know that people are calling and just being so fucking rude to people in a call centre. You need that room to go, oh, hang on, let me just check with Stephen. Yeah.

Put it on mute this mother... Yeah. Oh, sorry about that. Oh, sorry. Stephen's actually unavailable, but I can put that through for you. Yeah. Oh, I could do that, Giles. That sounds good.

Well, one time this lady had been yelling at me for nearly an hour and wouldn't let me speak. So every time Caitlin tried to go, oh, sorry, ma'am, she just went, no, this is not fucking good enough and kind of just fucking kept railroading her. I thought I hit the mute button but didn't and loudly said, for fuck's sake, just shut the fuck up already and wasn't on mute. I bet you she didn't fucking stop yelling after that.

Yeah, I'm guessing that didn't quiet her down. Oh, yeah. I know it'll calm her down. I'll call her again. But that, like, and when you're at work as well. Yeah. Because the boss is getting involved. Like, if someone said that to me on the phone, I'd go, whoa, like, and when you're at work as well. Yeah. Because the boss is getting involved. Like, if someone said that to me on the phone, I'd go, whoa, okay, not okay.

Hold up, bro. Yeah, so if you've got any more great stories of when you thought you were on mute, add them to our thread in our group because they are amazing. Far out. Hey, it's Rodney from Perth and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A couple of shout-outs to a few champion tapas over at our Patreon. You can support us there. We do a few exclusive episodes a month.

What else do you get? Yeah, personalised videos. Personalised videos if you're a champion, Tapa. Which we're about to record in the next week or so. Yeah. We've got a couple to send out, so they'll be coming out soon. You get to vote on the movies. This week we did Scary Movie, which we'll get to in a minute. But for right now, thank you so much to The Big Deal.

Oh, The Big Deal. Yeah. Ika, Chris Tapuola, Donny and Matthew Chu. Thank you so much. The big deal messaged me the other day. Oh, she would too. What did she say? And there's something that, oh, that's it. She asked me a question about, oh,

in Australia, do they have this certain thing at Trader Joe's? What's Trader Joe's? That's what I said. And she lost her mind. Oh, really? Because we don't have Trader Joe's in Australia. What is it? Is it a supermarket? Or do you want me to Google it have Trader Joe's in Australia. What is it? Is it a supermarket or do you want me to Google it? Trader Joe's. It sounds like I know the name.

It's a grocery store. Grocery store company. Okay. Oh, so I wonder if it's like, so it says that it was founded in California. So I wonder if it's more of like a high-end kind of. Fancy grocery. Yeah, like more of a's more of like a high-end kind of... Fancy grocery. Yeah, like more of a grocer rather than like a supermarket. So she was ready to launch into a big great Trader Joe's chat

and I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. And she lost it off the handle. Well, the big deal, you need to take care of your fucking anger there. That sounds like a personal problem. Today's approver. Yes, Rodney Stickles Palmer. And I do love, especially after the incident last week with the town That people like to share their

Poopy stories Stories, so I don't feel like I'm the only one Rodney, so what have you got? Okay, so I was a lot younger when this actually happened But around Christmas time I went to Myer in the city And it was the whole, you know, go get your photo with Santa, sit on his lap because it wasn't COVID or anything like that. I had pneumonia, I think it was at the time,

and every time I passed wind, I pooped. And not only did I fart on Santa in front of everyone at Maya, I crapped on him too. You shat on Santa's lap. You're supposed to just sat on Santa's lap, not shat on it. I missed the memo. Oh, my God. Well, I know someone who's not going to be on the nice list this year.

Amazing. All right. This week, scary movie we decided to watch. We were talking about sort of horror movie spoofs or spin-offs because Scream has done another remake. They've made five. So is it another sequel or is it a remake of the first one? Why would you ask a question that I don't know the answer to?

Oh, sorry. I thought you might actually know. No, I was going to go to it with a friend. I'm pretty sure. No, you didn't ask me. I actually have other friends, but also there's COVID in Melbourne, so I was like, you know what, I'm just going to stay in my house. Fair.

Yeah. That is fair. Going to the cinema, I'm like, I just asked for trouble. Sit in a Petri dish with other humans. Yeah. But I don't know the answer to that question. But apparently it's good. It's the review from Tim.

He went and he said it's great. Oh, good for you, Tim. He said it's great. Oh, your friend Tim? Yeah. Oh, I like Tim. Yeah, you do like Tim and he likes you. Yeah, he's good value.

I like Tim. So we decided to watch Scary Movie. Yes. Which hilariously when we watched Scream you were like, I've already seen this, but no, you'd seen Scary Movie. I'd seen Scary Movie. So I thought that what was going to happen in Scream, I was like I've seen the dumb version, but it was actually a bit different.

But now watching Scary Movie after watching Scream, it is so much funny. Sorry, Tony Louise Lodge. That's so much funnier. Even though it's like boomtish, like slapstick comedy, it's actually pretty clever. Don't you reckon that Scary Movie is a lot better than the spoof movies you

get these days? Yeah. It's a lot smarter than... It's clever. Every little detail of Scream, they've put a twist and a turn and... Yeah. I laughed out loud hard and many... I reckon I watched that movie 20 times as a teenager. Especially when you're a teenager, it's like,

oh. Yeah, and because it's a bit sexy. Yeah, yeah. And I watched it so many times. I still laughed out loud when I watched it early. Say, Bridges on the couch laughing out loud. It was great. What? No, it's just it is so silly.

Like when you think about it, you're just like, why are we even talking about this movie? But it's so goofy, but a lot better than the send-up movies I make now. First of all, Cameo, Carmen Electra. Yeah. How much did you forget about that? Crazy. Well, I just never even, because I watched it when I was younger.

Yeah, it's just like some random hot girl, but now it's Carmen Electra. Yeah, and even James Van Der Beek, when he pops his head in, I'm like, that would have cost them a fortune. Or do they just do that? You wouldn't do it for free, would you? If you could get money for it, you wouldn't do it for free. That's speaking like someone with a finance manager. Oh, fuck off.

Finance team, as it were. But that when the music's playing, you're like, oh, Sister Olsen's Creek, and then you pop these head in and you're like, fuck, that's funny. Yeah. So I'm going to put it out there, and this may be an unpopular opinion. Okay.

I reckon the movie Scream made me smirk, laugh four or five times. Like, there's some funny bits in Scream, but I reckon the movie Scream made me smirk, laugh four or five times. There's some funny bits in Scream, but I reckon Scary Movie made me smirk or laugh a hundred times. And considering it's literally the exact same storyline, why would you ever watch Scream when you've got Scary Movie available to you? Because sometimes you don't want to watch a comedy. Then watch something else.

And you can't compare chalk and cheese. Oh, I barely laughed in that scary movie. I'd very rather watch a comedy. That's like saying, oh, I watched The Exorcist and I didn't laugh as much as I did when I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall. They're not the same thing. But in my mind, the story is so similar

and they've done such a good job recreating it. Yeah. If you're going to watch Scream, you might as well just watch Scary Movie. Oh, but it's not that. Tell me I'm wrong. Also, don't at me, but tell me I'm wrong. I'm telling you you're wrong now. I just think.

Oh, that's actually a rhetoric. But you don't want the same thing from the movies. So, like, it's a different. I get what you're saying. Because what's the other movie that's, like, woven into it? I know what you did last summer. Yeah. I haven't seen that.

A little bit of Blair Witch Project as well. Yeah, yeah. And also The Shining when the dad comes in and he's got the, you know, so there's a few things in there. But your, like, comment is redundant because you don't want the same thing. I'm never watching a Scream movie again. Okay, mate, well, that's your choice. Who's with me?

Am I going to be lonely on my little island over here? I think so. I just don't even really know what you're saying. Like, they're not the same thing. Why bother watching Scream when scary movie is available? Do you know what you sound like right now? Like a 19-year-old boy who's like... Oh, this one's got tits and it's funny, bro.

Why wouldn't you watch something with boobs in it? It's got sweet boobs. It's funny, bro. How funny is it when they smoke all that weed? It's so funny. Like, that's literally... That's not how I sound. That's not how I sound.

That's not how you sound like right now. Yes, it is. That's embarrassing for me. How funny is the line when the guy who's 35 goes, oh, they'd probably get actors who are 35 to weigh us. He's very self-aware. I do like that. All right, thanks for listening.

I enjoyed watching that movie, actually. Yeah. I kind of... I wouldn't say Bridget rolled her eyes. I'm like, oh, we've got to watch a scary movie. She's like, really? Torbs did the exact same thing. Yeah.

Then he goes, is that Anna Faris? I'm like, mate, this is like a... This is a big. Bridget rolled her eyes. I'm like, oh, we've got to watch a scary movie. She's like, really? 12 to the exact same thing. Yeah. Then he goes, is that Anna Faris? I'm like, mate, this is like a big break. This is her career. Yeah, this is where she fucking came from. Absolutely. Oh, would you like to go first? I'm Trevoo. I know we just heard from Rodney Stickles Palmer.

Yeah. But there's another child who's had some issues. Okay. And this mum asks the kid, how was your day at school today? Uh-huh. What do you remember from school? Did you learn anything? Mm-hmm.

This is the story. I love to see this. I don't remember anything. Not a single thing? No. Would you stare at a wall all day, you think? But I do remember one thing. I had an accident.

You did? I pooped in my pants. Right, Ro Ro Roge. When I went, I was like, ooh, maybe that's a giant fart, and I was like, nope, that's poop. Is that not the cutest, sweetest thing you've ever heard? Yeah, it is. It's quite endearing, isn't it?

It is. Yeah. I thought it was a giant fart, but thought, nope, that's poop. Well, welcome to the rest of your life, kid. Yep, it happens a lot. It happens a lot. Get used to it. You'll love to see that. I don't know why I love to see that, but I watch it so many times.

I don't know if it's cute or it's weird or the fact that I'm comparing my bow to that of a four-year-old, but here we are. You poo a lot. Thank you. So it's kind of close. Thank you. My You'll Love to See It is a tweet from Daya Poirier. I'm not sure if I've gotten her name right. And her at is Depapwaria Books. So obviously

reviews books a lot. But her tweet reads one day I'm going to write a book about a recipe blogger that confesses to a murder in every single recipe on their website but they never get caught because no one reads the 12 pages of text before the recipe at the bottom.

Just tell me how much flour goes into it, mate. I don't care what town your mum's from. Yes. I love that. I love that. Very funny. I saw it and I was like. That is genius.

More reviews from her. Yeah, definitely. I like that. Thank you so much for listening this week. Hope you've loved it. You can find us on Instagram at Tony Lodge or at Ryan John. You can find us on TikTok at Tony.Lodge or at Ryan John Dunn. You can have a look at our Patreon, patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan.

Look at you getting your link on. Oh, mate, look at me. And whatever app you're in, there's either like a review button or a follow button or a subscribe or, you know, like a five-star thing. We would love it if you reviewed it. It helps us out, pushes us up in the algorithm. More people can enjoy our poop stories. I'll tell you what's crazy.

What? When we were learning in high school algorithms and stuff. Oh, yeah. And you go like, oh, goodness. Never going to need this. When are we ever going to use this in real life? And it turns out your whole life is going to be dictated by algorithm. Dictated.

Don't agitate my dictatate. It turns out our whole life we're going to be talking about algorithm. When are we ever going to use this? Every fucking day, mate. Isn't it funny how people talk about the algorithm a lot but don't understand it? Or it's the algorithm. Yeah, it's not.

Your content's just shit. That's why I need to go to the bathroom. What's wrong with this? It's just the algorithm. It's the algorithm. Yeah, it's not. Your content's just shit. That's why I need to go to the bathroom. What's wrong with his stomach? It's just the algorithm. It's the algorithm. Yeah, something in the metaverse. Why'd you shoot that guy? It's the algorithm.

Algorithm, yeah. Sorry about that. Talk about it in my recipe. See you next week. Meow.