Toni and Ryan - IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

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and Ryan podcast I'm the Tony this is the Ryan and you're at the podcast someone's about to approve it for us. Alex is in Worchester in the UK. Alex what tattoo do you have? I have a Tony and Ryan tattoo. What? Yeah I was Tony if you'd love to see it last year. And I do love to see it. Remind me, where is the tattoo? On his cock. It's in the ditch of my elbow. Okay, Tony just whispered on his cock forgetting that she's holding a microphone in front of

her man. And I also did this. Yeah, it's big. Yeah. Hey, Alice, that's awesome. You weren't supposed to tell him, Tony. You weren't supposed to tell him. Sorry, that was our private chat that you sent me that photo.

Well, Tony approves of you and your cock, Alex, but will you approve of today's podcast? Hell yeah, I will. We have to now. Hey, it's Alex from Wooster, and I approve this podcast. Can we all agree that the part in Baby Shark... I agree with you for everything. Tony just loves when the grandma shark has no teeth. And it's just like... Grandma

shark gum gum gum gum gum gum. It's just so funny. It really is. Like that's creative. Yeah and it's worth... And like the bigger your arms are is whether like you're the big one or you know. It's well done. It's clever. And it gets in your brain and your kids brain. And your kids love it. They really do. And I pay my Spotify um what's it wrapped at the end of this year because do you know what's kind of crazy about some kids like you know when they watch stuff and they get like possessed? Yeah. Like and they get like locked like fully locked on. That's me sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Like so fair. Like I understand it but fair. Like, I understand it, but you know when you watch it happen and it's a bit like, whoa. Yeah. Yeah. I do understand it. Have you seen that?

I used to movie with that. Today we're talking about, and I think when I say this sentence, you'll all think back to your schooling days and you'll know what your one is. We've done this before, but. Is this the the spooky version because it is Friday the 13th? Is it things that happen to your school but spooky? No but that would have been a great idea. Oh because we said... How about I come to the meeting? No no because yesterday you did say it's Friday the 13th we should do something and I went that's a great idea. Yeah. I think I've got something and then didn't get it. Great! Yeah. But I had it. But like the thought is what what's that saying? It's the thought that counts. Yes. What did I think of yesterday when we're talking about that though because I had something good. You said I'll do that. Yeah. Do you know

what is spooky that you can't remember? I was checking your inception. Were you actually? No. So that would have been good. What was the incident at your school? Everyone's got one. Ewan Trafford. Who?

Ewan Trafford. Oh, I literally thought you said Ewan Trafford. And I was like, no, the tarp is name is You in Trafford. You in. Hi, You in. Oh, is it You in McGregor? It is You in Trafford. Oh, sorry.

Have you seen more long rouge like You in McGregor and- Nicole Kidman. Yes. Oh, that's good. Isn't that- Who's the second most famous Australian after Rebecca Judd. You're such an a** an after. You said it. I'm just backing you up. I know. I did say who's the guy that I can't remember the name of that I mentioned the other day from the dry. Eric Banner. Eric Banner. Then we talk about the Hulk etc. What a hotty Eric Banner. Ewan Trafford. Yep. Is you and McGregor Australian? No. Didn't you just say the hottest Australian?

Nicole Kidman, after Meg Judd, I'm sorry, yep. You let me know when you're ready. Yeah, I'm now ready. The principal and the hot young PE teacher were caught doing the hippity dippity in the sports store room by a student. A student walks in goes, Miss, oh my God. Like in the store, like classic quintessential. Oh my God.

Isn't that like a bit of a like, can you imagine the chat after that? Like would be just the hottest fucking. Ewan says, can you imagine the rumor mill and the scandal of the students finding this out? But I need to add one more thing. The principal's wife worked at the school down the road. And so the principal's married to a teacher down the road. And because you know you got friends at school and they go, you know me so and so. She's married to your principal. Yeah, but your principal's doing the hot young PE teacher in the sports store.

Like the whole town is losing it. And you would, and you would. And so and all the mums, oh did you hear about it? Yeah, oh my god. And you reckon they'll be like, oh, but that principal, like I get it. Yeah. Or you'd be like, oh god, well he never, oh god. Yeah.

I've never looked at me like that. Yeah. And he'd be like, oh God, well he never, oh God. I've never looked at me like that. So after this goes wild, like wild, the question after a few weeks is everyone kind of goes, well, what's the fallout? Is he staying with the wife? Or is him and the hot young PE teacher the new young power couple?

And of course, you never quite get an answer to these things, do you? Well, no. Not right away. Sam, I want to place their bets. She's pregnant. Which one? Good question. Yeah, that is a great question. The PE teacher's pregnant. She's young. A few years later, the school play is on. And you know, everyone rocks up to the opening night and watch the school play. Oh, we're just pretending to be a couple.

We're in the play. The principal rocks up with his wife on one arm and the PE teacher on the other arm. A throuble! The three of them have been living together and they are now flaunting this at the opening night of the school play. That's the hottest thing I've ever heard. Yeah. Yeah.

So when someone goes, what's the incident that happened at your school? Ewan's like, sit down everyone. I've got a fucking story to tell. Isn't that wild? That's hot. That's fucking hot. So the wife's gone. You can't fuck her without me.

Unless I can too. Charles, you're okay. You get sweaties. And I think if there's anything we've learnt from this story is that you should always cheat on your partner because look what could happen. Look what could happen. So true. I'm always... Catherine. And to believe that that all happened to you and McGregor, that is just bloody crazy. Yeah. Catherine, when I was in fifth grade, Nickelodeon held a contest where Nickelodeon takes over

your school for the day. And a girl- Hang on, no, shut the fuck up! What? And a girl in Caitlin's class won the competition competition so it was their school that was the winner. One time when I was in primary school we had to go into a CPR course and guess who was emceeing it? Nathan, Nat and Sean.

And that was the biggest thing that happened to me. Nathan, that and Sean from Nova. Nova 937, there's still the breakfast team there. Fuck, and you still know the CPR course? Let's find out. Random test is like a drill. So that was the most exciting thing that happened to me. Call 911, no, it's Nova 9 was the most exciting thing that I ever did. Call 911.

No, it's Nova 919. 937. That's good though. Yeah, no, it would have been better if it was 911. So that is so shit compared to Nickelodeon. That's crazy. I haven't actually even started yet. Did they slime the whole school?

Oh, sorry. That is spooky. Friday the 13th of March. So the girl in Caitlin's school wins the prize. Hulk Hogan. She would be the most popular girl after that. Because forever you're the chick that brought Nickelodeon to school. Hulk Hogan rocked up. What?

And Melissa Joan Hart. Sabrina! Yeah and a bunch of others were all at our school for a day. During assembly I got picked by Mark Summers from Double Dare, don't know what that means but it might mean something to you, to come up on stage. I picked my two favorite teachers and they had a milk chugging contest and I got to slam a pie in the face of the losing teacher. At the end of production, they slimed our principal on the playground. It was the greatest day of school's history. And then the principal slimed in the PE teacher.

And he's won. And now he's with Melissa Joan Hart. Hey, it's Alex from Wooster and you're listening to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This episode is brought to you by Fizz. And at Fizz, they do things differently. Well, Fizz is 100% online and here to offer their community personalized mobile plans with complete transparency because their members are at the centre of their decisions. Yep, no hidden fees, no false promises.

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it's cause Tony and I just went and bagged out every single person we used to work with and then had to take it out. I did, no, no, no. I did, Tony didn't. Tony didn't fucking say a thing. I was actually engaging in a lovely fucking sleep chat conversation.

Thank you, and I appreciate that. Yeah, what I'm saying is though, I reckon that you're right, the sleep is probably, but I appreciate that. Yeah. What I'm saying is though, I reckon that you're right. The sleep is probably, but I reckon that comp, like the impact compounds, but you can't make it up from that time. Yeah. But that's what they say. That's what they say.

Is that like you're in a sleep debt and then you, that's it forever. Yeah. Once you're in debt. Dead. Yep. Oh God. Anyway, a massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpers. Hopefully a few of the people joining us for the Tarpathon. Kay Lin, thank you very much Kay Lin. Stephanie, a massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpers. Hopefully a few of the people are joining us for the Tarpathon. Kaylin.

Thank you very much Kaylin. Stephanie. Love you Stephanie. Conor Mueller, Kelly Egan, Christopher Rianan, Rachel and Alyssa. Oh yeah. You promised yesterday you would sing everyone's name. Nope. Nope. Thank you Charles. You said Tony will sing your name, and I said no. Um... Speaking of the Patreon. Speaking of the Patreon, June 28th.

Yep. Woo! Tarpathon number three. If you're new to Tony and Ryan, if you're new to being a tarp, or if you're joining us on YouTube, this is the third time we've done a tarpathon. Yep. The first time we said we would do one-minute live streaming for every new Patreon we got.

Yep. Terrible idea. Horrible. Because we were going for 51 hours and nearly died. It was that. It was fucked. That's the sleep debt we're talking about. That's the sleep debt.

Yeah, if only we just had a big conversation about sleep debt. Last year we did Tarpathon till gold, which was we started it. What we thought was the start of the opening ceremony. Turns out we slept in and got the time zones wrong. We didn't sleep in. We did get the time zones wrong. But we did get the start of the opening ceremony, turns out we slept in and got the time zones wrong. We didn't sleep in. We did get the time zones wrong. But we did get the time zones wrong.

And then we streamed live until Australia won goal, which turned out to be 22 hours or something like that. This year, we have been accused. Jacqueused. Jacqueused of fraudulently pretending to be best friends. So we have 24 hours to prove that we are best friends. Yep. And the 24 hours will be locked in a cell in dual confinement.

And it's sort of like cabin fare. If we can survive that and pass all the challenges without getting mad at each other. Yeah. Because I think like. Will I be in sleep debt then? Probably. Yeah.

Well, I mean, you get tired. Yeah. But also like performing on a live stream as well. It's like tiring because you can't just kind of sit there and not do anything. Do you reckon I'll get grumpy at you? I think we probably both get grumpy at each other. But the crazy thing about it is that like when you're like, if one of us is down, the other one's like, cool, I've got it. Don't you reckon?

Yeah, we'll take it in turns. Because we're best friends. And we're going to prove it. Fuck the friends. And we're going to prove it. I think that a big crutch for us for the last two tarpathons has been having people kind of come in and out and chat with us and kind of come up with a new topic maybe or whatever and we don't have that this time because we are in dual confinement so that's the other part of it. What was the main concern? Now that we're locked in June 28th that's the champion tarpers. If you do want to upgrade to be a champion and then fuck off after the tarpathon that's actually fine. If you in your one

month when you're there want to scroll back and see all the exclusive content that we've made Three years worth of content. Yeah, once you get in you can go and check out whatever you like. It's all in there But please Tony and Ryan is what you need to search for at patreon.com Yeah, but when you heard that we're doing this, what was the first thing you go fuck 24 hours locked in the cell What's the first thing that goes into your mind? Are we do we have to eat like we're in jail? Like each other's pussies. Well, I'll be eating you out, obviously.

Cause that's what happens in jail. Yeah, and that's why it's just for champion tarpas. What is? We have to put that behind a paywall. Yeah, we're in the top zero, zero, one percent of only Patreon. So when you say prison food and we've watched prison TV shows and movies, what do you think? Well, like really bland and also like what's the classic like three square meals a day

and like whatever. The food is kind of like what you look forward to during these targa bonds. It's a pick me up. A bit of a pick me up, but also the activity of like picking what we're gonna eat and then like talking about where we're gonna order from or what coffee we're gonna have and things like that. They're the kinds of things that I'm like,

oh, they take up a bit of time. And so if we're just being fucking fed gruel, then like, what am I gonna do? And that's like what keeps you going, the excitement. Sometimes I wait all week just to know that on Sunday night, we are gonna have a chicken burger for dinner. Torb's and I get these fucking chicken burgers from Woolworths, right?

And it's a southern, like buttermilk southern, and it's like a packet, and it has two in it. And we have that with like yummymilk southern, and it's like a packet and it has two in it. And we have that with like yummy cheese and lettuce. And I make mayonnaise and mustard powder in like a little brioche bun. And we have like on a Sunday night, I'm like, oh, that's like our little yum yums. When we started this podcast three and a half, almost four years ago, Tony was a regular everyday person. And now she looks down on peasants.

What? It's from fucking Woolworths. Sorry. The fact you turn your nose up at Gruul. You've changed, mate. You've changed. You've changed, mate. You've lost touch. I say it, I don't know what it is about the prison movies and stuff as well, but it seems

like every meal has to be served with a ladle. They're always fucking slopping it on. Some mash, some gruel, some meaty mixed gravy fucking shit. Meaty mixed gravy stuff. I don't want to eat that. I love that. I want that. Do you know what I mean?

Has this crossed your mind as well? Or am I just- The only thing you'll be eating is things delivered. Oh, okay. Okay. The only thing you'll be eating is this asshole. Oh, after you've only eaten mash and gruel, I don't want to eat that asshole. Oh, Charles, Charles, get your mind out of the gutter. You literally just said what it was. Gutter slot. The only thing you'll be eating.

That's what Charles calls me. Will be served on a tray by a Charles on a ladle. Does it fit in a ladle, Charles? Can you fit a rack of ribs on a ladle? But you know what I'm saying? Do we have an answer on, do we know? Or is this going to be up to our wardens? The wardens will have a fair say in it.

I actually know about something food related. And this is something... Everything gets hidden from me. We'll get into the details over the next few weeks. But I believe we are going to have a few like... Is it personal items? What's the? Oh, contraband.

Yes. So what I'm saying is, I don't know. I'm bringing my phone in and order my own Uber Eats. No, no, so like. The wifi's down. I've got cellular data, Charles. If a specific, if you want to use up one of your two personal items on it being food,

and Uber Eats as a whole, no, you bring your like... I'll brick your phone. Yeah, you get bricked, but... I've just ordered that, did I tell you? Did you? I ordered it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tony started talking to us about the brick. And now, cause she said it. So it's like you tap on your phone

and you can close Instagram. All our phones have heard it and now everyone's getting the same fucking ad. All of us are getting the ads, but I ordered one. $30 shipping it was, I fucking see it coming. For a brick. Yeah, well, I mean, heavy, I guess. Do you remember when, you know how Supreme used

to sell real random shit for like 500 bucks? Yeah. They sold a brick and it was like $300. Yeah, and it was like debossed on the thing. Yeah, I remember. What I'll say is that if food is an issue for you, that's something you'll need to consider when choosing your personal items. Do you agree though? It is something to f- but if you go to Jake, like you're not checking into the Marriott,

you know what I mean? Oh, but I'm an elite silver member. You are, and thank you for letting me use all our points that time to go to the tennis. Yeah. It's definitely worth it. Do you know that you can change all those points into Qantas Frequent Flyer points, but you spent them on the tennis instead. And it's like you did it and you said you want to do that. I was like, oh yeah, you obviously didn't know that.

I was like, you obviously knew you could do that, but just like chose to do that I was like oh yeah you obviously didn't know that I was like you obviously knew you could do that but just like chose to do that instead oh no yeah so I think that every Marriott point is like five Qantas points going to the that's a prank they're going to the semi-finals of the Australian Open in the Marriott box pretty crazy a lot of points yeah yeah and we could have been flying around the world. Yeah. What I'm saying is... But you went to the tennis in Melbourne instead. It's three Marriott points for one contest point. Pretty good still. I mean the tennis was like 200,000 points. Definitely different to what you said in the

five to one the other way. That's what I said. It was a prank. I was lying. We're about to go into dual confinement and you're doing pranks now. No, sorry. No, no, no, we don't do pranks. We don't do pranks. The first thing I thought about is, so you thought food

and the first thing I thought about is if Tony and I are in dual confinement in our own little thing, what happens when I need to poo? Now, I think Tony might have seen this as a- So yours was technically food related also. Yeah, just the other end of the journey. Oh, sorry everyone.

I'm really sorry about that. And you use the word journey? Yeah. So pop this on the screen and well, you have a look Tony, cause I think you've heard us joke about this. Where did you send it? Because I fucking everything's popping off.

I sent you a text. So pop that on the screen. I've organized for this to be put in the cell. And the good thing is, is that if you have any food that you need to mix with water, see how it's got the little tap in the top? Little sink? Is that a water fountain? Yeah. I drink from that. See how it's got the little tap in the top? Little sink? Is that a water fountain?

Yeah, I drink from that. Yeah, we wash up in there. Because, like, legally they can't lock us in a room and not have us be, like, dehydrated and stuff. So that'll be sitting in the- I'm out. Are you fucked? Are you fucked? Oh, do you not want a drink of water?

You like water. Look, you got a drink bottle. I have IBS. I need to go to the bathroom in a fair bit. Would you- Not having this is significantly worse than having this. It's not even the middle of the seat bit. It's like a plastic bit to me that cold. Absolutely not. I actually cannot stress that. No way. I'm not having you shit in a room where I am. No, I fucking draw the fucking line. I draw the line. This is the B of Five's way of getting,

like this is, all right, let me put it this way. Yeah. Let me put it this way. In the course of 24 hours, I most likely will need to poo. Would you rather me do it? Fuck, if it was 24 minutes you'd need to shit. Yeah. Yeah.

So my question, best friend, is if I'm going to be shitting anyway, would you rather me doing it in the corner of the room or would you rather me do it in this? Why on fucking earth are they the options? The corner of the room or this metal toilet. We didn't have a toilet and now I've got us one. This is good news. Think of not having a toilet. You know what I'm saying? Like what is the alternative to not having this? Hold it? I don't think so. I've been trying to hold it for 38 years and I'm not fucking good at it. Ask a lot of places around town.

Okay, all right. And it's got to sink because I know you like cold water and you know it's going to be cold. If you think I'm drinking out of that tap, you have got another fucking thing coming. Well, not when I'm sitting there. I won't be drinking for 24 hours.

It's become very apparent. Will I have cold water? That's actually might be a deal breaker. I can't. So water fucking room temperature fucking water. Shitting in my face. Look at that looks like it's going to be cold. I think the water from that fountain will be cold. Thank you, Lily. You're welcome, Ryan. Thanks for thinking of me because I like drinking water and I don't want you to shit in the corner. Thank you, Ryan. You're welcome, Ryan. Thanks for thinking of me cause I like drinking water and I don't want you to shit in the corner.

Thank you, Ryan, best friends. We're gonna beat this. We're gonna do it together. You and me together. I have to reconsider this. I'm gonna take the weekend. I think. That is disgusting.

Now there is- You're gonna shit near my bed. I don't think you understand what dual confinement and prison is about. I did not. I thought that we'd be allowed to go to the toilet. How many times have you been to prison? Zero. But I have watched all of Orange is the New Black. And it shows. I thought we'd be allowed to go to the toilet.

When I got arrested for jaywalking that time, I had to poop in front of the drug dealer. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, this is easy. I didn't know that guy. We know each other. Do you think that's better? Than pooping in front of a drug dealer? Do you want me to shit here now? As a test? I've probably got one in the tank.

Not until my personal item, my contraband item, arrives. This is one of your contraband items? Well, again, the alternative is Grimer. So this is one of your How many contraband items do Well again, the alternative is Grimer. So this is one of your, how many Contraband items do we get, Lily? I think it would be two or three. Mort and Lily?

Three. Three. So your toilet is one, Uber Eats is one of mine. No, no, no, no, no, no. I've just had an idea. No, Uber Eats can't be one. A specific thing from Uber Eats could be, but.

One order on Uber Eats can be. No, even that's fine. I've seen, I've seen her order. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What if we fucking on our- You can use it. Yeah, we can share them. Yeah.

Okay. So you can poo in my toilet. That's really sweet. Well, I hate this, but you know, it would be really funny if this arrives and it's like a tiny novel. Like it's like it from Teemu If this arrives and it's like a tiny novel. Like it's like it from Teemu and it comes and it's like.

It just occurred to me that. Because there's a ruler right? Yeah. But that ruler doesn't tell you anything. Um because. So. Is that supposed to be a ruler? Well I don't know I'm guessing it's supposed to be for scale. Because we've got got.

We have. We have. It's a meter ruler I've been told. Yeah I could't know. I'm guessing it's supposed to be for scale. Cause we've not got before. We have. We have. It's a meter ruler. I've been told. Yeah. I could say anything. Oh, it's got built in bins. Yeah. I don't think, I think that's where- You can keep it afterwards when you go camping, Tone.

I think that's where the toilet paper goes, isn't it? Yeah. Once you've used it. Wouldn't you just put that into the to- No, cause it's old school. It wouldn't, it would clog it up. Just put it in a little basket there. I'm so upset. So, okay.

If there's any questions about Tarpathon, let us know in the episode thread it today or in the comments below on YouTube and we'll get to answering those over the next few weeks. But June 28th, if we can, they're here to test us and we are here to prove them wrong that we are best friends and we can survive together yeah and we can and we will thank you yeah yeah I will watch you shit and I don't mind because they aren't gonna fucking I haven't gonna have to swallow

this. You're just gonna make your ring? Yes. I'll watch your shit. Patreon.com And if you want to watch Ryan shit, become a champion tarp art. I'll like face it the other way. Yeah. So you might get a little sidebar.

You know, I'm kind of like. Yeah. You know what's good about becoming a champion Tapa is that like if you sign up now, it's like within the month. So we're not like trying to get you for two months. No. You can sign up now, enjoy it for the month, and then fuck off if you want.

Or downgrade. Or stay. Or stay. All options. All good options We're gonna pay for Ryan's teamu toilet. I'm gonna love to see it. Yeah, I'm actually I hadn't really considered the side I am gonna shit in the tiny toilet If it comes and it's a miniature size that is so funny. I've got a love to see it and I

It's from another person called Murray Yes down the show we heard from Murray. Murray, yeah. Because I've seen the Joker and I just. I've seen it. Murray did something and I don't want to just like get carried away in pronouncing Murray because this is actually fucking sick and I think you'll appreciate it. You don't want to get Murray'd away.

Don't want to Murray the waters. Will you Murray me? You know when you're in Mexico and the music starts playing because it's a Murray Archibald? You know how I was talking about when I made those chicken burgers and I'd put the mayonnaise in with the Murray powder? I'm just cheating my piano the old Doe Marais. I don't know what that is. Is that it?

Don't rate me that. It's very good. It's very, very good. I just want it to be included. Yeah. No, no, yeah. Oh no, that's Lana Del Rey. I was like, I've got one. Lana Murray.

Do you remember recently when we were in America? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I love when you have an egg salad sandwich, but sometimes when you do it with the murried egg. Um, Murray. And I literally said, let's not get carried away with the name. Let's not get murried away.

So we can concentrate on this and that has not worked. Yeah, sorry. Murray did something incredibly brave today. Sorry. Sorry. Murray. I went to get a haircut. My name is Murray. My name is Murray and I would like the Malay. I went to get a haircut and I want you to

know I actually get this Murray. Sometimes you're just not in the mood for chit chat and small talk. I completely agree. So rather than sitting there for 40 minutes with awkward small talk, for the sake of being polite I said to the barber, hey, I've had a really busy day, is it right if we just don't talk and we just chill out while you cut my hair? And he goes, oh yeah, no problem. So you just want this, this and this. And he goes, yeah.

And he goes, cool. And he goes, and I sat there and it was actually bliss because then I not only was it not awkward it was like 40 minutes of relaxation. Because you that is amazing. Huge. Now Murray posted this in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group and he. I just hiccuped. Sorry.

I didn't do it on purpose. Murray's pouring his heart out. No, and Murray, I'm actually so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. Now, Murray posted this in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, and we'll get to the- I love you all. I'm pretending to go straight like, mmm, yes, mmm, mmm. My brain is definitely all here. And I'm not mid pun or fucking no

I'm saying that that's really I would never be able to do that We'll do this maybe next week or so, but Murray said what's something brave you've done lately And the stories are actually quite Inspirational. Oh, yeah, can we do that next week? Yeah, absolutely. But Murray. Great job. Murray. That's huge. Yeah, that's little Murray of sunshine. Do you know my mum's middle name is Ray? Is it? Yeah. Mandy Ray, so it? Yeah. Mandy Ray. So it's not the same at all.

No, I'm just letting you know. You know your mum's favorite actor, Bill Murray? I've got a love to say it. First holiday we went on was to the Murray River. But that is just the same word. Yeah, that's why it works. No, that's why it doesn't work. It's not a pun,. Yeah, that's why it works. No, that's why it doesn't work.

It's not a pun, you're just saying something. It's not a sign. We need to get going, let's marry. Guess what, Bill. Remember what I had for lunch yesterday? I did curry already. Green Murray chicken. It's still funny though.

Guess what Bill Murray's duck's name is? What? Murray? Bill Murray. It's got a bill. No. Yeah. So. I'm gonna love Samuel.

I'm gonna love- Thank god it's Friday. And it actually is. Fucking TG motherfucking IF. Thank god motherfucking IF. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel.

I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel.

I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. I'm gonna love Samuel. Thank god it's Friday and it actually is. Fucking TG motherfucking IF. Thank god motherfucking it's Friday night. TGI motherfucking F. TGI MF. F. Is motherfucking two words? TFIF. I'm too dumb to figure.

I'd stop. Thanks, fuck, it's Friday. Thank you. I'm gonna love to see it here. Just text it to you. We'll pop it on the screen. It's a little Instagram reel. We've been sending this 8,000 jillion times.

Same. Oh, like so many. And we aren't really a nickname crew. Oh, tell that to Murray that just messaged him. Oh. We aren't really like, but this video is going crazy. It's by Paul Conway. You would have seen it, but it's nicknames for your friend named Ryan.

Are you playing or am I playing? You would, would you like, would you like to play? These are nicknames for your friend named Ryan. Rybread, rhinoceros. Psoriasis. The Mandalore Ryan. Rye curious. Rye aneurysm. The Church of Rhyan-tology.

Just go with the middle bit. Try... Yah. No more Mr. Nice Rye. Here Rhyan once again. I'm torn into pieces. Ruin. Rye iota.

Orion rolls. The Rhyan the Rich and the Ror-Drobe. Do or do not, there is no rye get busy living or get busy Ryan And a special shout out to what so we we got we've had this posted into our Facebook group about 9,000 times We have had to just like slowly decline like because we just got so many obviously we can't post everything But shout out to the one person that sent it to me on Instagram and the message with it just said, ha, psoriasis. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. I suffer that affliction. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for that. I do personally out of that list I do like the Ryan the rich and the wardrobe.

Well there's the Ryan. The rich and the wardrobe. Charles is the wardrobe. You're a great wardrobe Charles. I'll keep heaps of stuff in Charles. Including. What? Including what?

Oh someone commented, Rye is this so funny? What? Including what? Oh, someone commented, Rye is this so funny? I'm brain-celled out. Okay. In case anyone didn't notice. Oh, but you're doing so well. Nah, the Murray, that tipped you over the edge. Yeah.

Murray. Yes? Ryan. Yeah. Okay. Love you so much. Thank you very much for watching. Marai. Yes? Ryan. Yeah. Aha! Okay. Love you so much. Thank you very much for watching.

Thanks for being here. We're live in Patreon for Champion Tarpas on the 28th of June from 9am AEST. We'll post in Patreon with a couple of- AEST. Australian Eastern Standard Time. Ah. I thought the S was summer. No, that's AEDT is when Australian Eastern Daily, just savings time. Oh, I thought the S was summer. No, that's AEDT is when a Australian Eastern Dalit savings time. Remember that thing I said earlier about the brain cells? Oh yeah,

that fucking I can see him walking down the road. There's a couple of stragglers. We'll be live, 9am AEST on June 28th for 24 hours and before then we'll be posting like a few little things of us kind of getting ready so there'll be a bit of BTS on the way but very excited to have you thank you for listening love you love you shout out to all the Marys have a good have a good weekend love you bye Bye!