Toni and Ryan - Is Hinge The New AIRBNB

Episode Date: July 20, 2026

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Warning girls, they're using Hinge as Airbnb. One of my girlfriends just messaged me. She matched with this guy. He's like, let me take you out for a date this weekend. She's like, I love that. He's like, I might need to stay over. Fuck. I would never.

You would, though. Hey, this is Leanne and Roney from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada. Hi, guys. This is Sarah and Ullo from the Hague in the Netherlands. Hi, I'm Danielle from Vancouver, Washington, USA. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge and big asterisk at the top. Today is not Tony's Day. It's not. I've had a fucking shocker.

It's a Tuesday. I've been to wait for three minutes. It's got Monday morning energy. On a fucking Monday. Tuesday. Tuesday. Tony's got Tuesday blues. I do have the Tuesday Blues day. And... Does he probably run a marathon on the weekend? Yeah. Tony ordered eight and then the house. Ash Brown seemed to just fall out of your mouth before. It was really hard. Yeah. Then I did it off the floor.

Yeah. And then you've been galloping around the studio like a horse. Because I thought that would help. I thought that if I got my wrigglys out and that would help. I'd do my horsey and that didn't help. So Tony said to everyone, look at my horsey and we all said you're doing Gangdom style, which is crazy. Also, I'm here to say it's not your fault. Thank you.

Usually we come in and it's cold. Charles has fixed the heater. Thank you, Charles. It's fucking warm up here. It's fucking warm up here. It's too hot now. I don't like it. Charles has cleaned the heater too well. And I've really...

You've got a hot coffee, which is a crazy choice. Yep. I was like, I might get a cold orange juice or something. It's so fucking hot up here. I just put this jacket on. That was a mistake. Yeah. I don't have anything on under this.

Take it up. Take it up. Um, the World Cup's over. See ya. Sorry. So... Nah, do you know, it's been great. We've got some new Nova's, though.

Oh, have loved the World Cup. Really? Yep. Is the ones who party you went to? And, no, other way. Other side. So the games are at 5 a.m. in Australia. Aren't they?

Oh. Don, I know about it. Oh. And good for them. Yeah. Expensive flights, hotels are all booked, expensive tickets, people traveling around the US. It's been revealed that many men went on a hinge to find a place to stay in the cities where their team were playing because it was like two. expensive or the hotels were just booked.

This is Emily on TikTok who did a little thing. Warning girls, they're using hinges Airbnb. Fuck, I mean, I would never. You would though. Well, sometimes you need a place to stay. Or sometimes there's the end of the night and you go, it's not about finding a love interest. It's about finding a mattress.

And that's okay. I just, I would never go somewhere without a plan. And you like, you know that. I do know that. Yeah. Um,

but yeah, I could never. Though I know that back in the day, when you were like out of the party, you'd be like, I'll find something out. And again, it's not always about like finding someone to sleep with, but just like, oh, someone will offer me a place to stay or I'll get one with them.

Yeah. How would you feel about it? Because obviously in a World Cup, like, you don't know where you're going to qualify and where. And so a lot of people just have to like fly to the US and you've got to go, well, I guess we'll figure it out. Yeah.

Because if we finish top of our pool, the next game's in Mexico City. But second, it's in fucking Atlanta. Yeah. I watched a game. That sounds like it. Now,

question for, I'm going to ask all three of, ask the same question. Okay. Have you Tony in the last month been to Bali and have someone stay in your room purely for a place to stay? Well, no, I haven't. You don't ask me. Ryan, have you been to Bali in the last month? Probably two weeks, actually. And had someone stay with you just because they needed a place to stay? No. Charles. I've had someone stay with me, but they also had another place they could have stayed. Must be nice.

That's not what I heard from Ryan just then. I heard a girl in Bali, went to a nightclub without a place to stay, sought Charles a sucker. Knew that he was rich. Knew that he's rich. Knew he had family money. Knew he had his own villa. Was breakfast included in your villa?

No, it was not. Oh, well, they ate. That's what I heard. So, because we asked Charles to send us a picture of his breakfast. and he refused. And he sent a picture of a girl's vagina. Well, yeah. He didn't send a nude of someone else, yeah.

Did she not have a place to stay? She did. She was on a girls trip with other girls. And they had a villa. So how many of the girls trip did you go through? Just one. Sorry, that was. When you hear someone in the bar and they go,

I'm on a girl's trip, well, that's already happened. Well, do you remember just before we left Italy? Charles left. Charles left the day before you and I. And the hens party arrived. We were like, lucky for them. And all their boyfriends.

No, I was just like, oh, Charles has missed a real opportunity. Charles would have loved this. You know when someone passed away? You go, they would have loved that. If that was like, it was like we were in mourning. A lady named Storm who lives in New York said, well, they just sound like the coolest person I've ever heard of. Storm from New York.

Storm who lives in Brooklyn, New York. Okay. Well, I would sleep with them too. Look at these glasses They've heard the whole like The boys are using Hinge's Airbnb And she goes well let's beat them at their own game I go on Hinge when I need something done around the house

Oh so a little bit of a tip for tat kind of situation Literally Yes And she's like And she said they feel so proud when they're helpful It's so condescending and I absolutely love it Oh thank you for putting that shelf up Yeah, oh, geez, you wouldn't tall man be able to put the new battery in the smoke alarm, would you?

I'm tiny. I'm too small to reach. I'm so small. Get it. Boys are stupid. We've got some confessions here. These are top confessions. These are top confessions.

Please send them through to tony and ryan.com.com.com. Charles, what if I needed a place to stay? Would you let me stay in your villa? Yeah, you could have stayed. Okay, thank you. Was it a one-bedroom villa? Yeah. What's the price of admission?

For you. for you nothing. That's really nice. Yeah. Because you don't want to fuck me. Yeah. He's like, I'll fuck you. He's like, oh fuck you.

He's like, it's fine. You don't need to fuck me. Just leave on the couch and shut up. Yeah. Oh, all good. I'm like, I don't mind. The couch was really comfortable though. How do you know that?

Why did she make you sleep out there? No, but like, did you just, did you fuck out there as well? Do you need the name of my steam cleaning guy? It's pretty good value. You just got to. give him 85 reviews. It'll take you a while to make a few burner accounts. Does he use service barley? He would if you gave me a review. Sounds like Charles services barley. It's been a while since we've had some mild revenge.

This is a mcjerk face, self-named. Self-named mcjerk face. We're all friends here. Whenever I see a car park like an absolute cockhead, I open the fuel door on their car. Does it do any damage? No. Do most people not notice and just drive off? Yes. But do I spend 20 minutes looking at their car park with the thing popped open and go, suck up. And also sometimes you just want to do a little,

because you know how you like press it to pop it over? Yeah. Give it a little one. Yeah. You wouldn't go to the cap, though, too. Oh, no. But I wouldn't do anything. This is like I would sit in my car and go,

I should fucking do something about that. And I wouldn't because I would be like, no, I don't want to fuck with anyone. Yeah. Just give me a bit of a little. I'll let you get a bit of lip service on the way through. Yeah, with the windows up. Oh. Like, I wouldn't ever say something to someone.

Really? No, no, no, no. Like, I would do... She's very lippy with the window. Remember the other week? Very lippy. We're driving along the Georgia's road. And you...

Oh, what was the speed limit? You were dropping... It's 60 at the moment. Okay. You were dropping me back. And then the car, like, goes to, like, a red light or something. And then we catch up with them the next red light. And then you're...

You then turned to them and you're like, oh, what was that? Lucky you're coming off. I think is what happened. When you catch up to them. Yeah. Oh, was it worth it? Yeah. And you go, oh, did you have somewhere to be?

With the window up. With the window up. Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm not a sociopath. And then Charles said, what was I? I go, nothing. Nothing?

All good. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I should get it out. And then let off some steam. Oh, here I thought you were a bad boy. Oh, no.

And you know I'm not. Let's fucking rewind. You know that I'm not. What's that? I do come back in the shower too. All bark, no bite? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's not even any bark.

Well, the barking is in the thing. I bark internally. That's why I have a therapist. If you have internal barking, what do you speak to someone? You wouldn't know either. I don't mind a look. And you do with this as well.

Oh, that are very condescending thumbs up. Sometimes you'll do a thumbs up. Yeah. That's fine. Torbs does that as well. So as we'll get to, a good part of Daddy Daycare. We're going to be talking about Daddy Daycare after this. Is that he's often, even against his enemies, quite polite.

Yeah. You know, when that... See you tomorrow, Crispin. Tomorrow. When that kick him in the leg. Because I will be off back to our own daycare. So you're all the best. Yeah.

And I like that. Thank you, Ms. Harriton. I like that. This is from Flat Patty. Also a... Or maybe that's not... Schmatt, Shmattie. Schmattie.

Schmatt, schmattie. Say you, say you feel the same. Can't get... Are we singing the same song? I don't think so. I was singing Jackie. Yeah. Yeah.

Can't get you off my mind. I only know the Jack, Jack, Jackie. We can tell. It was the emergency tape. Yeah. And doesn't she get around do some gigs? Jack, Jackie. Drives up from bloody Geelong or wherever she is.

Yeah. I think her name's Melissa or. What? Yeah. Because she's from Melbourne, but she does like every... Is that song Australian? Yeah, she's from Melbourne. She lives in Melbourne.

You're joking me. I would never look up. Jack, Jack, Jackie. I'm pretty sure her name's like Melissa or like a really normal name. Like her stage name is just like a re- Huh? Sue? No, Charles, not Sue.

Because this is the song. Is it not? No. Jackie, when you're touching mud. So, in the candlelight. Oh, Jackie. Actually, when you type that in, it was a video from Kiss, which you're in. It's probably that one, yeah.

I woke up with your name on my lips. Joanne. What did you say? Melissa. Close. They're kind of the same name. Oh, Joanne is the Melissa of the Jays. Yeah.

I woke up with your name on my lips. The way it starts as well. I know, we can't play it. Oh, fucking copyright suck my dick. Yeah. Patty. Thanks, Suzanne. From time to time, my dear husband, who I love the most, pisses me the fuck off.

It's like. And when he's been a full turd knuckle, I walk calmly to the fridge, pick up his Pepsi Max, twist the cap just slightly enough to let the gas out. Like me in traffic. I just got a little bit of gas out. His next drink completely flat. He's never figured out why. But that's what you get for A, drinking Pepsi Max over the Diet Coke.

That is exactly what I was about to say. And B, for being a turd. These are the consequences of your actions. Um, yeah, I mean, who's drinking Pepsi? Fuck, that would make me so mad. That would make me so mad. Like, recently there was a bit of a scandal in the office because I drank two Diet Coke in a row that tasted and I was like,

there's something wrong. It turns out they were expired. An old dirty batch. Yeah. So we've since gotten rid of the old dirty batch because they were not good. Yeah. But if something was happening that every time I got a drink, it didn't taste right. I would be so few.

because it would just get at you. We saw it. But it would. No, we do. Yeah. We know what it means, don't we, Charles. We just been a restock, man.

Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Something amazing has happened recently, though. Charles, what cola beverage did you have yesterday with lunch? I had vanilla Coke zero sugar. I had a vanilla Coke full shug. Full shugs.

And I was. Thanks for saying shugs. Buzzin. Worker? Yeah. Well, 600 meals of Coke. Is it the shugs? or is it the caffeine in the...

I think it's the glorious combination of the... It's the vanilla. Is there caffeine in Coke? Mm-hmm. Is it higher than the zeros and the diets? Or is the caffeine the same? Because I know you can get no caffeine. I think it's the same.

I don't think like a diet Coke has less caffeine. It's not less caffeine, sure. But caffeine is definitely a thing that you build up your tolerance and stuff. So, you know, those... I know you're not at this, but those people who are like, I'm having five Diet Coke's a day. Yeah.

Over the time, they just, their body just gets used to it. Bridget can have a delicious, strong double-shot coffee and be like, that was a delicious coffee, I'm off to bed. That's crazy to me. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, it's 2.30 in the afternoon, I'll be up all day.

After dinner, and they go, can I get anyone to your coffee? I'm like, absolutely not. Fuck, no. Mabel. Mabel loves a coffee. No, so we were joking about coffee, because we get her a babuccino, and she loves the idea of the froth milk

and she loves going to the cafe. And because sometimes they do a little sprinkle on the top and stuff like that. Did I tell you that our boy pan like took the like took care of her to perfection? Oh, I'm, um, Eddie's. Feel good Eddie's. No, that was it called. No, that's crazy.

Sorry, I got to feel good eddies before. I forgot the thing that you fucked up earlier and that was it. Yeah. Forgetting the name of the cafe we've been to every day for three years. Yeah. So he put on a show for my daughter, Mabel. He got the sprinkles and then Mabel like had the coffee and had the sprinkles straight off the top.

And he's like, oh, that's no good because we've already had it. So he like got another thing and like mixed him in. and then like got the foam. And then you know how there's the wall of the dogs? Yeah. Like he showed her all the dogs and stuff and she loved her. And like, he's such a babe.

Yeah. But she knows that she doesn't have real coffee. And we, I must have said this as a throwaway comment once. And they like a sponge mate. They remember. And, and someone was like,

oh, Mabel, are you having like a real coffee? And she's like, no, I'll be bouncing off the walls. That is so cute. Yeah.

But she knows, oh, no, Bouncing off the walls. And isn't that such an old soul thing to say? Yeah. Yeah, I'll be bouncing off the walls. That is so cute.

That is so fucking cute. Do you want to know, Diet Coke has more caffeine than regular Coke and no sugar Coke. That's amazing. What? So it has 46 milligrams for like the 350 mil, whatever. Like a can? I can, yeah, versus 34 milligrams in Coke Zero and regular Coke. Fuck.

That is, but if I have a coffee, you're buzzing off of course. I am, yeah, because I only have one coffee a day. Yeah. But if I'll have a Diet Coke with dinner. You'd be up all night. Oh, I'll be bouncing off the walls. Let me make a quick call.

Oh, where are we? Hello, wife. It's husband. You're on the show. Oh, hello. This is the test. If we ask Mabel, if she wants a real coffee, why wouldn't she have it? Because she, bouncing off the wall.

love you love you love you love you oh mine was louder I'm obsessed with her and my daughter I love my family that is so beautiful can I do my life to see it early sure this morning because usually it's like who's dropping Mabel at daycare and it's like is it daddy drop off or is it mommy drop off and I was like oh like who do you want to do drop off today and Mabel goes I want family drop off. I want mummy and daddy and BJ. And we're like, I don't know if BJ can come like into the daycare, but he'll definitely come for a drive. So me and Bridget and the dog all took Mabel to daycare this morning. That is so fucking cute. And then she wanted to be carried in. So like

Bridget had her left hand. I had my right and we were like swinging her between us and like, and that's how she's so she got slung in the door. Oh, wow. Yeah. And that was my morning. That is the cutest fucking thing I've ever heard. Ironically, we threw her in and she was bouncing off the walls. Hey guys, this is Sarah and Oola from the Hagen, the Netherlands. This is Leanne from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada. Hi, I'm Danielle from Vancouver, Washington. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

Hello, welcome back. Hello. And a big shout out to a few of your friends. of our champion tapers over at our Patreon. Our Patreon is like another part of the internet where you get Tony and Ryan and it's just like this but more. Just like this but more.

Tony replies to every single DM in Patreon. I do. A lot of live streams which people are getting involved in and commenting. Mm-hmm. And the group chat. Popes off. People are making, do we like that people are making friends in there?

Yes. I feel left out. Well, then you just have to reply. Yeah, but then they're like, oh, They've started a little book group and oh, I found where from the same town. You can't read. That's okay.

I'm thinking though, because people are very into book clubs at the moment, thinking about starting one in Patreon for like, like that if you're in the Patreon, maybe we could pick a book every two months and I'll read it or something. That's a great idea and definitely not ruined my, you love to see it. So I forget what I said. Thank you to a few of our champion tarpice. Because Amanda hasn't set up a... Okay, you know what?

I'm going to have to fucking stop you right there. You've already done it you've already done it you love to see it. Now you're yelling at me about a different you love to say. I can't keep up. I just love to say so much stuff. The first champion top on my list here is my 11-year-old listens to you while she plays dolls. Probably a little bit young. Like, are you all good with your 11-year-old saying pussy?

Like, I'm just letting you know that's probably up to you. But I watched one of our oldest internet clips the other day. And we were... Did you come across an internet meme after you dialed up to the internet? And you were trying to ask me if I could do the sound and then I did a sloppy one and you said

that's what good pussy sounds like. And I stand by out of that. Stand out of there. I'll stand by out of the other. Charles, can you type in Tony and Ryan Good Pussy? I actually recently watched that video the other day. Have we just reposted that somewhere

because it came up for me the other day? And because I say, can you do it? I can't. I do it perfectly and you go, you just did it. And I go, no, I can't do it. Oh, spoilers. Oh, we'll play the clip Charles. People are gagging to know what happens.

It's not going to. Oh. I'm going to be serious. Jokes on you, Charles. You just Google Tony and Ryan good pussy. And nothing came up. Victoria, thank you, Victoria. Thank you.

Maybe you men New South Wales. Aye, aye, aye, aye. Kelly, good on you, Kelly. Lou Matt. Thanks, Lou Matt. Oh, I wonder if they know Baff. And their cousin Dore. Jordan Acacia, good on you, Jordan.

Sarah Jane Clark. Thanks to Sarah Jane Clark. Elisa Murgia, Mugia, maybe. Spencer Shields, Mika Imel, Rian, not Ryan. And Christina Nate Abbey. Thank you very much being part of our Patreon. Thank you so much. Tony last week said, and I don't really know why,

that we all should go and watch Daddy Daycare. Well, it came up because you talked about voicemails for Isabel. Yep. And then we were talking about like movies with spoilers. And I said we should go back to back in the day when we used to be like, we're all watching Blah movie next week. So there can't be any spoils. We've given you a week's notice that we're going to talk about it.

Got a deep. And this movie's from 1986. So it's actually 2003. Thank you. And the reason I know that is because someone, bit, bit, has messaged in with a question.

Oh. Wonder who it could be, anonymous. Oh. How long into watching Dr. Doolittle do you think you'd realize it's not Daddy Daycare? Even though, to be fair to who wrote this in, very fair, they both have Eddie Murphy and they both have multiple words starting with D. Yeah. I would say it's a pretty easy mistake to make.

Is it that you forgot the movie and you've just gone like, what's that Eddie Murphy movie and that's popped up? Someone's gone, oh, Dr. Doolittle. And you go, yeah, it's got the D's, Eddie Murphy. Yeah, great. Sure. So you didn't watch the movie? I watched multiple movies yesterday. So you watched half Dr. Doolittle?

I would say half, but enough to have gone. To be like, this isn't it? I mean, you see Eddie Murphy. No, I think I said. You like, I also watched Norbit. You know that movie where he dresses up sort of characters? Um, I was like, I'm watching Daddy, again, Bridges, like, I don't think you are.

Well, you know, we've got this thing set up on our thing now. Like, fuck, I don't know. Yeah, it's a thing where you type in the name and it plays it. No, but so when I finish something, it sends a ping and it's like, rate that thing. Oh. Like, I don't know if it's in prime or fucking whatever. Anyway. Right, Dr. Doolittle three.

Well, Torbs, it's Torbs's account. Like, he signed up for it. And so yesterday in the middle of the word day. Jobs texts me and he goes Busy day huh Busy I'm busy I'm a work slut Okay

And I was like It's for He goes Oh Let me get this straight You have to watch Doctor Do Little

Daddy Daycare And Daddy Daycare He goes You had to watch Daddy Daycare for work He goes Oh is that a bit Like how last week

You had to watch fucking whatever else It was during the day And I was like That one was just for me That was No That was just me watching Baywatch again.

Yeah, that was a lie, but this one is real. This one is real. And so he's just like, oh, big day, doll. Okay. Do you have an opening remark, a hot take or just a sentence that you want to share about Daddy Daycare? So I've got two things. And one is right up your rally. Please.

How crazy is it that the prime minute, the principal's assistant is Gretchen Wieners from me girls. Yes. No, I could not believe it. I was like, it's Gretchen Wiener. I like that. It was Gretchen Wiener. Is it because she loved doing the IMDB search afterwards? I was like, Ryan's going to love this fact.

You already, I was like, that's Gretchen Wiener. You see it straight away and you're like, oh. This sounds like offensive to that actress, but I, she's just Gretchen Wiener in my mind. I don't even realize or connect that she's like an actress that's probably another stuff. You're like, oh my God, Gretchen Wieners is playing this person. But then I didn't realize until I did my ID being, she's also the hot girl in not another teen movie. Haven't seen that. Oh, it is.

Interesting. Oh, is that the, it's a spoof movie of like, like, cruel intentions and stuff like that. Cruel intentions. I think Scream as well, maybe, or one of those. Yeah. But she's like, the generic. And I was like, fuck me. She's actually been in so much stuff.

That's wild. But Gretchen went, yeah. And then when she changes teams at the end. Yeah. On the, like at the cross. Hey, no, we gave everyone a week's notice. Yeah, that is true. Yeah.

And also the other thing is like, El Fanning is the little blonde girl. Yeah. Which is crazy. Bridget said is that one of the fannings. And I was like, I think it might be. Yeah. And she's so little and great acting. She is great in it.

Because have you watched, maybe Bridget's watched it, there's a new show that Elle Fanning's in and it's called Margot's Got Money Troubles. Oh, I've seen. Oh, I've seen. Oh, of her, yeah. Maybe it's got Nick Offerman in it as well.

I think we might have talked. Yeah. Yeah, it's a really good show though if anybody, oh yeah, it's on Apple TV. It's a great show. And also just the fact that I would be excellent children's entertainer. I think that goes with that.

But it should be said, though. Because you know at the beginning when they're doing the pitch and the guys wearing the like carrot and the broccoli suit? B-R-O-C-O-C-O-L-I. I am the broccoli and don't know why. C-A-R-R-O- and a T. Carrots are healthy for you and me. Ah. Ah.

You know how he does that? I love it. And I think I would be really good at that. How do you know that song? I have watched this movie so many times. Really? Oh, yeah. It was the first time I'd seen it.

Really? Yeah, never seen it. So, well, it's important to note as well that Charles has taken his home at very seriously. He also watched the movie. Did you? And he texts me. I actually... Oh, hot review coming through.

Hot review coming through. Sorry, we texted a lot about something else. A photo of him watching it and I forgot how good this movie is, ha-ha. And then this morning, as soon as I drove in, he goes, God, that movie really holds up, doesn't it? It does. It's a great movie. My note, my note. is just Marvin, what a guy.

Isn't he just a sweetheart? Yeah. Yeah, and he doesn't know that the hot month's trying to rail him at that day. Yeah, so cute. And I just thought everyone deserves a Marvin in their lifetime. And isn't it crazy to think that that is... Yes. Yes.

Steve's arm. It is the... Have you ever watched the movie Evil Woman with Jason Biggs and Jack Black and Steve Zahn, like capture a woman? I kept thinking that's the boyfriend from kissing boys in cars with Drew Barrymore. I've never seen that. He's the boyfriend. I've never seen it.

And he's. Bad boy. Yeah, but I was like, what a great actor because, you know. He's great. He's great. He's also the dad in dire of Winpy Kid. I haven't seen that. Yeah.

No, I had sex in high school. So, I don't know. I think his joke about the flash vaporizing is the funniest is the funniest joke. in cinematic history. And they go, what's Flash's name is Tony? He goes, no, Flash's name is Wally West. And it's just so funny. But they find the signal, he's vaporized him.

Oh my God, they vaporized him. He's one of the great lines. And my final note, oh, Bridget cried, by the way. I can understand why. You know the scene? Yeah, and he goes, and I made friends. He goes, that's right, little man. You made friends.

Like when the son. Oh, no. I think for me, when he has to go back to his work and he goes, oh, if you need money, you can sell all my toys, because I just want to spend time with you. I could sell all my toys. It's so cute. My final note.

Can I just add one more? Please. Excellent line of comedy. And I thought, I reckon this is as a kid, me watching this, was one of those moments where I was like, I would love to make people laugh,

is when Eddie Murphy walks into the toilet after the kid is like, I missed. Yeah. And this, the look up to the room. Yeah. This poo on the roof.

Yeah. Hilarious. So good. Excellent comedy. And they don't show, they just show his face. Just the face. And I go, God, that's good from him. We know what's happened.

I love that. I've got an announcement today. Oh my God, what is it? You're leaving the podcast as Taddy Daycare. Yeah. It's like, can I be like Toddy Daycare? Yeah, you come over. Well, you'll be our Marvin.

Tony Marvin Lodge. Yes. You'll entertain the kids and we'll be like, my God, what a winner. Man, am I glad we found her. I will put the suit on. I'll be, yes. She can already, in your interview, which it would just be a formality.

Oh my God. But, you know, you have to go through the process of it. What will Charles do? This will be the most technological events daycare. All of the parents will have a live stream of their kid. I love Daddy Daycare. I think it's such a sweet film. It is beautiful.

The mom is such a boss-ass bitch as well. Like, I just love it. Now, I'm going to ask you a question. Please, I love chatting to you. It's a double barrel question. A, did you know there was a sequel? And B, guess what the Rotten Tomatoes rating of that sequel is? I didn't know that there was a sequel, which is crazy,

because I think I've watched this movie more than anyone else on Earth. And what do you think the rating is of the second? Well, I reckon that the rating of the first one's got to be in the 80s. So I'm going to say that the second one's, in the 12s? I'm going to let you know that the number you just said has two digits in it and that would not be correct. What's the second one called?

Daddy Day Camp and Cuba Budding Jr. Cuba Gooding Jr. Like Eddie Murphy's like, well, I'm not doing it. And so they get Cuba. And on a high. There's not a single actor or from the first one in the second one. Oh. But they're just like, oh, yeah, this is the guy, but it's the other guy now.

and they got a 1% rating. No. 1% on Rottenmothers. 3.3 on IMDB. Charles, can you put the trailer? Oh, no, because you can't really hear it, eh? No, that's all right. Well, that is crazy.

So next week we're going to watch Daddy Day Camp. No, no, no, no, no. Do you have a pitch for a movie for a movie? Are we doing this again? Are we doing another movie? As long as, we're very clear on what it is. So fair.

I don't have time for two movies a week. Yeah. Yeah. What if it's self-inflicted? What if the two movies is self-inflicted? Because you did fuck it off. I just love that Bridget, how to say, I don't think that's what you're watching.

That's so funny. I think if you know the actor and the letters that the words start with, that it should be foolproof. Yeah. Okay. Should we watch another movie? I'll think about it. I'm going to have to think about it.

I've got a lot on. I'm trying to run a daycare and host a podcast. Oh, God. Okay, well, there's three hours every day. I've got a, you love to see it. I got two, you love to see it. You've already done six, so that's another two. Well, they're just some start the fucking blogs, which I love to see.

Blogs is kind of whatever blog means to you, whether it's group, association, new hobby, going back to school. but just the energy of just start the fucking blog. Amanda said I run a queer and diverse book club in California. Hot California person. Love it. Sacramento Romance Book Club on Instagram. You can get around that. And also Stephanie Thomas.

I started the fucking blog. I teach girls all about their bodies, the changes they go through and how great it is to be a girl. If you want to follow along as I start this journey on my Instagram and Facebook page, just search for Girls Club Chippewa Valley. Girls Club Little girls club I love that

I love that So shout out to those two for starting the fucking blog Fuck yeah That's awesome I also have a start The fucking blog Cunt Energy

This is from Teagan Castleton We talk a lot on Patreon We've been going back and forth Over the last few months Tegan Has found herself

With a sourdose starter And has been very very scared To just start the fucking Do you know what I mean Start the fucking life And Start the fucking oven.

Yeah. Start the fucking fermentation. Yeah. Very scared, very nervous. And I've been like, bitch, you've just got to do it. The first one's going to be fucked. The sooner you get to the second, third, fourth, fifth loaf, the better. But I think just accepting that the first one's fucked,

and you might as well just knock that out of the way and get, yeah, that's good advice, Tony Lodge. So Tegan messaged with some good news and said, I finally fucking did it. After months of us trying to gas each other up, I'm like, you've just got to do it. it, she's done it. She made a sour dough for Kachar. Sorry. Faka chia. Excuse me?

Made a sourdough fucka chia and fucker chia nailed it. She started a fucker chia the blog. Tegan said, I'll luckily fuck up every other loaf, but my first is a success, so I don't even care. Love it. That's amazing. So start the fucking bulk fermentation process. Thank you so much for that. Love that.

A few weeks ago, we stumbled across the phenomenon that is old person logic. such as your nan or auntie. My auntie, you call my na. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Freezing her bills and scraping. Soaked the bills first so that no one could read where they were from and then put them in the freezer. Some more people have sent through the old person logic that's been passed on from their grandparents.

And there's some, you know how it's like, oh, grab a pen? Don't worry about the pen. No notes needed for these ones. Take no notes. Take no notes, but we'll do that tomorrow. Let us know in the comments if you've got a movie you want us to watch. Or if you want us to never do it again, that's also fine. And make sure that it's clearly defined.

What film it is, yeah. Basically, what we need from you is a title. That doesn't sound like another title, especially with the same actor. Love you. Bye.