Toni and Ryan - Is the TikTok Gluten Hack Legit?

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

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There's this video going viral on TikTok. Have anyone sent this to you? Apparently, if you... It will dissolve the gluten in your tummy and you won't shit yourself. I'm Zanti from Mount Collar in Sydney. I'm Luke from St. Thomas, Pennsylvania. Hi, I'm Sophie from Perth, W.A. And I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author Tony Lodge. my name is Ryan John and welcome to a safe place where we can share our silly stupid little stories and be our silly stupid little selves and we start with a confession from Atapa and Atapa is that anyone that listens to the show Tony and Ryan podcast now I said yesterday this is going to be the sexiest confession ever and then you got concerned about something um well so you said god you think you're horny now wait till I tell you this story about a family holiday let me read the first line I accidentally

had a threesome on a family holiday. Okay. Now that you've said that, I can see why that might sound like a red herring or a curveball. But then I also get that like, you go away on a family holiday, you're doing family things and then you,

you know, have a bit of, sorry? What? Were you going to say? What are you going to say? What are you going to say? What are you going to say?

Yeah, sometimes you're just like on holidays and you just. Well, I remember going to a family reunion in once. I was like a little kid and I was like, we were like all playing together and I was like, oh, so like, who were you? And then we were like, well, we're related.

Like it wasn't like, obviously, I was like a kid and we were like playing together. And I was like, oh, so how do you know my mom or what? And they're all like, oh, well, my mom is related to you, you know? Yeah, yeah. And that's such a trip because you look around in this room and you're related to all the people and I'm like, I wouldn't know you if I ran you over. Yeah. Like in real life, if I, it could be any of you guys in this room.

Would you know anyone that you've run over? Nah, I often do it to, I do it to strangers. Yeah. Yeah. They keep putting their name in this. My music's too loud. So I can't tell. Tom's the other day.

He goes, oh, how annoying is it when people like leave their indicator on? Yeah. Like, you know, after, if it's like not a full turn, it's kind of like a curve around. And he's like, oh, whenever I see people that have left their indicator. Decatur on I find it so cringe. It's the same way that I find it real cringe. People have got their wind screw wipers up too high when it doesn't really need it.

I hate that. The Bridger gets so annoyed about the... And the second that it stops, turn them off. It's so embarrassing to have them still on. Anyway... But like, sometimes it takes two seconds because, God forbid, we've got our eyes on the road. Trying to keep everyone safe.

But you don't have to look at what you're doing. You just like flick the thing back up. The second, the milly second, the rain gets slightly lighter. she goes, and she will like reach across and flick it off. I would never do a reach across, but I see where she's coming from for sure. But Taubbs reckons it's really cringe to see an indicator still on. He's like, ah, just gives me the ick. And I was like, oh my God, that happens to me all the time.

And he goes, you can hear it. And I was like, my music is so loud. I can't hear it going, tick, ticking of an indicator cannot compete with Sabrina Carpenter. Taylor Swift at the moment, but yes. Sorry, ma'am. Yeah, thank you. She was at the Australian Open last week. Did you say that?

I don't believe it. I saw it on Daily Mail. I saw it on the TV. Tiny Tapa from Canada. Hi, Tiny Tapa. I accidentally had a threesome on a family holiday. Happens to the best to us. My parents, brother, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins.

We all flew from Canada to Mexico and stayed in the same hotel. How fun. So fun. That's a big holiday. Yeah. We're all heading down there. Must have cost him a fortune. I was young, single and a few drinks deep when I met a couple at the hotel bar.

hot the only thing I remember from the bar is us all laughing and the wife looking me up and down like the lady in the elevator with you yesterday someone said let's go up to the room for another drink when the bar was sort of wrapping up but as we were going up the stairs we all realized that we were all staying with family so this couple must have been staying with their family and stuff as well I don't exactly know what happened in the minute after that but I do remember me going down on the wife in the stairwell why her hubby was doing me from behind. We were all scared of getting caught, but no one wanted to stop. It's just my hottest, gayest fantasy all happening at one time.

Girls are so hot, eh? It's so fucked. Okay. I'm sorry, I'm going to go have a ziggie. I think that is inside. Say it again. Say it just one more time, a bit slower. Let me do that. Let's put some music behind this one. Like, do it.

Like, do it. Someone said, let's go up to the room for another drink. Yeah, well, I was close. But in the stairwell, we all realized that we were all staying with family. I don't know what happened in the next 60 seconds, but I do remember going down on the wife in the stairwell. while her husband was doing me from behind. That is the hottest thing I've ever pictured in my life.

And obviously, in this situation, I'm in the middle. Obviously. Obviously. My dream scenario. But it's not her, the other woman's husband, it's torbs. And then, like, you're going down on a hot girl? Yeah. In Mexico?

Yes. Who you've been drinking at the bar with them laughing and having a silly old time. Oh my God. And just like, because you're on holiday, you're probably wearing a little, like, strappy dress like you know your hair's a bit wet from swimming in the ocean just before and your pubic hairs bit wet because you're going down on a beautiful woman in a stairwell it's very summer i turned pretty um vibes isn't it yeah when um he's fingering her on the stairs wow hot hot hot we're all scared of getting caught no but no one wanted to stop

i'm so sorry what are you doing i'm good for my hair up i'm so hot like i'm like it cannot even deal right now. I should not be in a workplace. This is a tapir. A tiny tarpa from Canada. I love Canada. Yeah. And Mexico. Yeah. Turns out you did really go south of the border. The next morning, I sat at breakfast with my entire family when the same couple walked in and sat directly across us at the hotel buffet. There wasn't a lot of eye contact, a few little smiles, but we're all a bit sheepish. No words were spoken. Yep.

But I know all three of us loved it and weren't going to forget anytime soon. None of my family know. This is my threesome confession. That's how you write a confession. Oh, I've blown the bottom. Oh, yeah. You've come right out of there. So yesterday I said it gets hotter.

Was I right? You were absolutely correct. I wouldn't let you down. That is crazy. Crazy. Yeah. What a hot story. Yeah.

Would you... Yes. We got stairs here. Now, here's the other side of the story that she didn't mention. Oh. So last year, Bridget and I were in Mexico, right? Could you imagine? I've imagined it all day.

What? What was it? Nah. Nah. No. and we meet this girl at the bar and she's like do you guys want to drink we're like it's 8 o'clock we're going to bed it's ridiculous yeah we're going to be chasing her around all day I'm exhausted you've got like sunburn on your back yeah yeah like absolutely do you

want have a drink no yeah yeah you guys come here off and you got no it's my first time yeah the only drink I want to have is what's that um like anti heartburn little sipper like a gab's gone yeah but the liquid one yeah I think there is liquid. Yeah, I'll take a squirt of that and I'll be asleep in about six minutes. Yeah, okay. Don't say squirt. I've got another confession, but do we just need a, do we need a cigarette?

So hot. That was like the hottest thing I've ever heard. Now, we're not smokers, but I saw this thing the other day that like, and I don't know how feel about it, but it was like, smoking's cool again. Okay. I just have one thing to say, smoking's always been cool. Smoking is never not cool. I think, though, that it is good that people don't do it anymore.

vaping also stupid but I have seen a lot of things people being like smoking's back Yeah It never left I feel And I right now I just feel so gooey and hot But I put anything in my mouth

And I'll suck it back You know what I mean I'm Fonty from Mount Colour in Sydney I'm Luke from St Thomas Hi I'm Sophie from Perth WA And you're listening For Tony Ryan We've just learned a little bit more about Tony during the break there

She's had a cigarette and gone Do you ever? Nah And none of us did Nah Alright I think it's people do that Have you done that Charles?

No We don't do some It's going in Petro in anyway No No I just said Do you ever find like a good video And you leave a opening your incognito tab because you go well it took me ages to find it i might refer back to it

you always think you'll remember like but you won't but you won't but so if you just leave it open you go that'll keep me going for a bit this all started because tony was like i would watch the video of that stairwell thing yeah every day for the rest of my life yeah i would that and i said i'd leave that opening my incognito tab and everyone went what i would laugh for people to comment that they do that because that can't just be me. If you want to be discreet about it, just comment in the episode thread or YouTube, just say like, nods.

Yeah, okay. Because it's like, yeah, nods in agreement. I just think like, if you get going and then you're like trying to search for some, I'm like,

I'll just do it myself. You know what I mean? Like if you hook up with someone new, you're like, I'd rather just do it myself. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

A massive shout out to a few of our champion type is over at our Patreon. So sorry. Rosie Delgado, good on your Rosie. Sydney Singh. Shelly Ormrod Oh my God, I think I know her Yeah

Shelly, if you're listening Do you live in birth? I think she was engaged to my neighbour What I school did she go to? I think it was engaged to my neighbour When you say was engaged to the neighbour? No, they're like not together anymore Okay

I'm going to message my neighbour and ask if that's her I'm certain that's her Kylie, Kylie, Michelle Curran What was the name again? Shelly Ormrodd. Well, how many Shelly Ormorrhoads could there be? That's what I'm thinking. Is she related to Bobby Axelrod from Billions?

Yeah. That's how I remembered. Michelle Curran, Sarah Fagan on you, Sarah, Steph Tilbrook, Ashley Hollands, Melissa Payares, and a bit of love to Mel Darcy and her bestie, Danica. Happy birthday, Danica. They're long-distance besties. Oh, cute.

That's tough. That is tough. That's tough. Okay, so now that we've all tried to cool down just a little bit, I've got something that's going to hate us back up because as you know that in this workplace we don't do pranks. We do do comedy but we don't do pranks. I forgot what we were doing because I was obviously

had my heart on my head thinking about the stairwell. Yeah. And I forgot about this and now I'm really fucking... All the blood was in your penis and now we're back and thinking about work stuff. But so Ryan and I like, we know where we stand. And as a workplace,

place. It's like we don't fuck around with having to worry about getting scared in the office. We don't scare each other. We don't do pranks like that. If someone is asleep

or their eyes are closed, you don't fuck with someone if their eyes are asleep. Number six rule of life. Charles is logged into my Instagram. We don't fuck with other people's Instagrams. If you've got my phone, you're not going to text someone

and be like, we don't do that. But we don't do shit like that. And I think it's actually been really good for my nervous system. Yeah. Because every other place I've worked, was a scaring workplace.

So you kind of go in and go, well, you just feel tense when you walk around a corner or when you walk upstairs. And I really love that we never have to worry about that shit. In commercial radio, if it gets to the end of March and you don't know about an April Fool's joke,

you are probably going to be the April Fool. Or someone goes, oh, should we do something for Halloween? And then one person goes, oh, no, not this year. You go, oh, fuck, what have they got fucking? Okay. Who's going to jump out from behind a car

and make me ship myself in the basement today. But that's what they were, like, you'd be downstairs in the car park. And my heart rate would be cranked because you would just be so scared. And I've told this story before that when I first started working at Kiss in Sydney, they made me sign something to say that if I got pracked, I wouldn't complain to HR about it. Like, it's actually so crazy. That's so fucked up.

For an audio engineer. Oh my, yeah, I wasn't even on the show. Like, anyway. So I've just like, we're very anti-pranked. And we have put that in for our team and in our office, we don't fuck with each other like that. For good reason. But some of us try sometimes.

Last night, Ryan and I were having dinner together. Was it a prank? No. Well, I don't think it was a part. I think we're trying to do comedy. It was, yeah. But I think... Actually, thanks for listening today, guys.

Let me share the story. I don't think it's not a prank at all. No, I'm just really embarrassed about that. But it's gone wrong. And this is, I think, a really good reason for one. we don't fuck around. Well, did you or did you not afterwards? Look at me and go, and that is why we don't do pranks.

Okay, well, because I didn't get a garlic bread and I'm going to explain exactly what happened. So last night, Ryan and I'm having dinner together. And we were just like, fucking, well, sorry, I was there. And then we're like, should we order dinner? We'll get some pizzas. That sounds really nice. There's this place around the corner. We had a look at the menu and we go, oh, my God, like, that one looks good.

This one looks good. This one looks good. Like, oh, what should we do? We're looking at all the things. we decide on, there's four of us, it's like Torbs, Bridge, Ryan and me, and Mabes was going to have a little bit. Yep. And we decide on three pizzas. At the last minute, I go, do they have a garlic bread?

And Bridget is still looking at the menu and she goes, they've got a garlic for Karcha. Ryan and I lock eyes immediately and go, you mean fuck a chia. And we start laughing. right and I go oh would you add a garlic fuck a chia like that sounds pretty good and Bridget's like what are you saying and Ryan goes oh we just

said it wrong once five fucking years ago on the podcast and now we always say fuck a chea and Bridget goes oh I do you to say that on the phone when you order it we call up this pizza place and because we were we were like oh call up and I was going to go pick it up we call up this pizza place

and this 16 year old girl who doesn't care if we live or die answers. And she's like... She doesn't give a fuck. She's like, hello. And Ryan goes, hi, yeah. We just wondering...

Just like this. We just only put the place and order to pick up. And the four of us, like, so the phone's on speaker. We're giggling like school girls. We're giggling like the first time anyone's ever smoked weed in a group. Do you know what I mean?

Like, it's like silly giggling. It's the first time a bunch of 14 year old girls have done a prank call. Yeah. And it's just like, so silly and we're all giggling and torbs is like oh is he gonna do it like it's just it's so silly anyway Ryan goes oh yeah we'll get there um can we get one pepperoni she goes yeah and he goes oh and we'll get like one Hawaiian yeah and we'll get um can we also get like a little meat lovers or a supreme or

fucking something and she goes yeah and he goes oh and can I also can I also get the um the uh the uh the garlic fucker chia what Ryan goes yeah the the garlic fucker chia and she goes the garlic what

and he goes the garlic fucker chia and we are like pissing like it's so stupid what was the green stuff that's an important yeah so um the

like a pesto dip or something that was like a salsa verde that's it yeah so they had like a salsa verde you could order for the side to like dip you in or whatever to dip your fucker

cheer in the vera. Yeah. And then she goes, oh, yeah, the garlic with the salsa verde. And Ryan's like, yes, that's the one. And we're all giggling. And she goes, oh, like, what's the name? He goes, Tony! Anyway, Torbs and I hop in.

No worries, Tony. See you in 17 minutes. It's going to be ready in 15 minutes. And I'm like, fuck, better get my skates on. That's how long it takes to get there. Torbs and I hop in the car. We drive down there. And Torbs walks in.

He comes. in the driver's seat he comes back to the car three pizza boxes not four and i go and he goes i said to them like i think that we ordered four things and then he goes oh could we get this and they go it'll be 20 minutes and we already had the other pizzas so it was just like there's yeah it's not going to work we get back to the house and ryan goes oh how'd you go and i was like so a bit of bad news they've given us the three pizzas, a salsa verde and a garlic sauce. So like garlic like cabbage sauce. Cabab sauce, like what you get like in a kebab.

And I go, so this is why we don't do pranks. So we had the three pizzas. But she, when I was like garlic, like the third time, she was like, okay, cool. Yeah, well, she goes, oh, the garlic with the, with the salsa verde. Because the fukachia came with the salsa vera. So we're like, we're on here. Yeah, sounds good, love. And normally we would be like, oh, they've just forgotten the Facarcafacre thing.

But because they gave the salzavirte and the garlic sauce, we were like, and I think everyone should just like, you know, you try to keep on track, but sometimes there's a blip. Sometimes, you know, oh, wasn't disciplined there. I'll let that one through the cracks. This should just be a reminder for everyone. There's three things you don't fuck with this in this world. Fuck a chia.

Fuck a chia. You don't prank people. Don't do pranks. And you don't put Tony Lodges garlic bread at risk. Well, this is the whole thing. So then we did it. Joke about something else. Yeah.

Make a joke about the fucking salad. Oh, they fucked it up. Who gives a fuck? I'm not eating it. Yeah. We ordered pizza. Yeah. And who were you trying to impress?

Imagine if you ordered wedges on the side. And they had brought those. I ordered, I've been ordering like the salad. from crust pizza. Okay. But I was like, who am I trying to? Performative. Yeah.

I'm like, who am I? Who's this for? I just also find like salads from a pizza place or even like fish and chips and stuff. It's not good. It's not good. Like you're better off making one. If you want salad, make one at home. But I go, I don't like this.

Yeah. I'm probably not going to eat it. Am I just trying to impress the guy at the counter? Yeah. They call out like, oh, two large pizzas and the salad. You're like, ha ha ha ha ha. That's mine. I'm better than you.

And also, you know the last person who's going to judge you for not getting a salad? The guy that works at the pizza shop. Correct. And also, if someone ever made you feel bad, just hit him in the face. Oh, no, sorry, that's bad advice. Yeah. Don't. No, I wouldn't have thought so.

But, like. I just want this to be a lesson for everyone. I think also, because it isn't a prank. Is it? I did. I backed. I said, fuck it you here the first time. And then next time, and then I got sheep. fish. Yeah. And I think the third time I, it was more facasha than fukacia. Yeah. On the

fuckercia scale. Yeah. And she said this and I agreed and yeah. And that's okay. And now we'll never know. Yeah. And to be fair, we dominated those three pizzas and there was probably room for a bit more. I think we needed the garlic faccia. Um, that's okay. Silver lining. We all dipped our pizzas in the garlic sauce and that didn't suck. Oh, and that was very good. Yeah. So you're actually welcome. Yeah. So we invented a new snack. Yeah.

Can I tell you? Please. So we were living last night. Pizza, a couple of drinks. Oh, yeah. You forgot to mention Torbs wasn't driving because he'd had a couple of baruskees for a summer afternoon. You know how we've been doing a lot of car chat recently? Yeah.

I was at Toyota last year looking at the RAV-4 and the, what are the one we drove in Tazzi? The Kluger. Oh, yeah, yeah. And so because Toyota and Lexus is the same company. company, right? Oh, sure. Yeah. And so when you're at the dealer, it's kind of like the toyters at that air and then the Lexus are at the other. Sure. And the guy goes, if you like this, the like the next one up is like that Lexus over. Like that's the, and I sat in it and it's got like leather seats and inside is beautiful. Yeah. They don't fucking

miss you with the price. Like I saw the price and was like, okay. Okay. Well, thanks for the. Yeah. Thanks for the experience. But this one specific Lexus, if I've just had it in my mind, I'm like, well, if I say one of these in the world, I know that guy's doing something, right? I know the family driving this car has got this. You know, I was just like, well, who's, you know, I'm starting to paint this picture in my mind of the kind of people that are living in luxury. Yesterday, I'm driving. I'm on the Eastern Freeway. Yeah.

About to get to Hott Street. And I see one of those cars. I haven't seen them. It must be the 2025 or the New York. Sure, that pretty new. And the Lexas are common as the other. You know, the other, you see a lot of other ones around. Three of my neighbors have a Lexington.

Well, there you go. So I see that, but it's confirmation bias. Good side of reservoir. Yeah. And I went, fuck, here, who's this driving this? Yeah. And it was Charles. I get a bit, I get a bit closer.

And it's got a, it's a grey, like, you know, that dark chrome sort of graphite or whatever they call it. Yeah. Look slick. It's got a pink number plate. Amazing. And I go, what is going on here? Because someone is just doing life right. Yeah.

What does that have to do with the pizza? The number plate. Oh, just about people living in life, right? Oh, love it. I thought you're going to be like, and he's delivering pizzas in the Lexus. It's got the Domino's thing on the roof.

The number plate was LLB. Oh, lemon, lime and bitters. LLB on a pink number plate on a brand new Lexus. That'd be very extensive, that number plate. You reckon? Probably a couple hundred thousand, I reckon. Yeah. For a lemon line bidders number plate.

Like, because it's like it goes up in the characters. So it's like if you've got like zero to nine, they're worth millions. Really? Yes. It's like a trade thing. Like a,

yeah. It's like it's like a status thing. There's a Toyota, a real banged up old Toyota Corolla. Yeah. That lives around near me and it has a two digit number plate, which would be worth a lot of fucking money. And it's on like an old chick carola.

That's funny. And people ask him to buy. all the time. He's just sitting on a gold one. That's his like retirement fund. Well, he's kind of like, I think it's a bit of a meme. Yeah.

I think he's got quite a nice car that just has a regular number of club, but he's got the shit one on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so. Big money, those number plates. Okay, so not only are there in the new Lexus, they've got an expensive thing and put it on a pink.

And it's pink. Like hot pink. On the grey car, I don't know if I love the combo. No, but then it said LLB and I just went. Yeah, that went, But I saw all this and I just went, who is this motherfucker?

And all of a sudden you go, I really need a lemon llama bitters. But you know, maybe that's big LLB, do you reckon? Maybe it is. But you know, see someone like, maybe they're on Instagram or even in the city

and they're just like walking tall and proud and you kind of go, I don't know what's happening in your life, but I'm loving this for you. You know what it is. What? Hot slot 2026. Actually though.

Yes. And I saw the car and the number plate. the pick and I was like, hot slut. Fuck yeah. Hot slut. So, and I mean, I'm like, oh, I don't want to out them. I have. They're on the Eastern Freeway, driving into the city, driving a great Lexus.

Is it called the Eastern Freeway if you're going in? I don't know. It is. I ask that about the West Coast Bridge all the time. But if someone's living life right in this town, it's that. Imagine if that's a tarpa. Surely someone knows. what I'm talking about because if your friend had a pink number plate that said LLB, you wouldn't

like, you would know that. Yeah. Well, I follow on Instagram like Melbourne car spotters. Yeah. And so they, they post like one of a kind things like where people see them like, oh, just saw this on Spencer Street, like whatever. Um, it's fun. It's so sick. But yeah, and then they go, oh, yeah, it's that one that used to have blonde number plate because all these like car enthusiasts are like, yeah, I see that guy all the time or whatever. Is that a rando niche you could, find yourself in. Oh, as in doing the spotting or being a car that was being spotted? I don't think anyone wants to see my album.

No, I mean like you're having a hell specific number plate. Oh, no, I wouldn't do a personalized plate. Not personalized as in like to Tony, but like just an icon. Like a low number or something. Or just an iconic number or something like. I don't think so. I don't think I would. My mom, I think this is why my mom once said like as a kid, when I was a kid, sorry.

She was like, I hate personalised number plates. I was like, oh, why? She goes, oh, so what? It says, Liz on there. And then I'm putting my shopping in the back of the car. And someone says, oh, good-day Liz. They don't know me. And so that's just like how stuck with me

that having a specific number plate. If you saw a beautiful lady with Liz number plates at Woolworths in Maddington, shout out. Would you go, githee, Liz? She thought they would. She thought they would. And I, do you know what? I remember where I was when she told me that story, like this hypothetical story.

We were at the Toys R Us in Cannington. Throw back. On the Albany Highway, you know, that big one. I don't think it's there anymore. Because Toys R Us is gone. But yeah, we were there. And she goes, and obviously someone else had pulled up and they said, Jerry or fucking whatever.

And she goes, I hate that. Someone will, you be walking past and they'll go, oh, lemon lime bitters. Yeah. Oh, three thanks. Sorry, I don't know You figure around a number Yeah, I did Yeah

When my dad got a new car back in the day It must have This story doesn't make sense Now I think about it But it was like They'd got to the new letter thing Oh yeah, yep Or basically,

or he was getting initial or something But they were basically like Oh, we're up to a new thing You've actually got your pick Of the three numbers To go on the back of the thing Oh, that's cool And he got 007

Nice James Bond I would have On his like Ford Ute Can I just say that This is just not the first time this week that I've made, like, been told like a 007 story about something like

that. Because James Bond rules and you got to get into it. You would like it. I think I would now because you know, I'm into action movies now. You're into action movies. You're into sexy cars. And a bit of like a mystery kind of whodunity. Oh, it's more, it's more the action and the gadgets and the Torbs would love the gadgets. Well, I think that I would like, yeah, the cars and the gadgets. Yeah. Do you buy the gadgets, Charles? Have you seen it? I've never seen it because my dad took my sister to go see it and then he didn't take me as a kid so I've never seen it. I think you would like, I'll take you to see it.

Thank you. I think you would like hot girls in exotic locations. That's very me. I also love being a hot girl in exotic locations. What's your favorite James Bond? Would it be Casino Royale or Hotel Starewell? I was literally about to be like, well, haven't seen it. I can't answer.

I can't answer. I do have you love to see it here from Reese, Holyoke, who sent this through on Instagram, on Patreon, sorry. Very relevant to you living the high life as we've been just talking about pizza and stuff. Yeah. Rees said, I've got a bang and bit of advice, Ryan.

I'm listening to the pod right now. And there's this video going viral on TikTok. Have you, have someone, anyone sent this to you? There's this viral video that apparently, apparently. If you drink tequila, it will dissolve the gluten in your tummy and you won't shit yourself.

I have seen that. Is this a beeper-a-beep, beep? Has anybody else seen this? I'll ask Dr. Butt when I see him next week. Ask Dr. Butt. Danny, are you seen Dr. Butt before Ryan Will? Should you ask him? Okay.

Let's all drink tequila tonight. And just see what happens. I have seen this because this one no gluten girlie was like, oh, I ate all this stuff today, blah. Now I'm going to have to have two shots of gluten. Two shots of gluten. Two shots of tequila. And she like doesn't hate tequila,

but also clearly doesn't. doesn't love it, but she's like, well, when you got the pizza, you've had it after just put the doctor on it. She's like, I'll feel bloated all day tomorrow if I don't. So she just gets home and fucking, whof. So a peony. Um, it works. I don't know if it's true, but I was going to bring tequila in to try it.

And I thought, most probably not. When I was in Mexico for a week not having hot sex and stairwells. What a shame. I actually had a pretty good tummy week. And you were drinking a lot of tequila. Fuck ton of tequila. Like every day I was drinking a lot of tequila. But actually, and now I'm like, because I was, I wouldn't say I was surprised.

But if I go away for a week, you'd probably go, okay, well, maybe one day I'd have a. At least one day. A sore tummy. And there might just be a moment where I'm like, oh, I just need to go, you know, just give me 10 minutes. A bit of leftovers. Yeah. But I actually just had like a pretty great week and was out and about doing stuff and maybe it was the tequila.

Do you reckon it's the tequila? I'm on, I'm on Reddit and everyone's saying that, like, they have. three hours later and one shot like has worked on them. Because we've got two gluten-free girlies in the office. One of them takes it a little bit more seriously. Bless you. I know you're seeing Dr. Bart so that you can't take it more seriously, but Danielle does actually.

Well, now that I've heard about this new medication, I don't think I need Dr. Butt anymore. Well, Dr. Tony Lodge could probably prescribe you some fucking patron. Silver Petron. Dr. I need a new prescription for the hostess. Senegov. This is, should I test it? I think we should test it.

Let's go out tonight. Yeah. I'll eat three slices of rye bread toast. Have two hot dogs. I'm horny for bread today. And a chicken burger. And three shots of tequila. Can I have eight lobby rolls wherever we're going?

Do they have those? Yes. and tequila. I'll get an LLB. Wedges. We can get some wedges. Charles, can you Google LLB with shot of tequila? How would that mix through?

That's living, sweetheart. That might be calm town. Does anything pop up? An LLB is often referred to as a spiked LLB. Yeah, I'll fuck with that. Oh, fuck yeah. I've had one with vodka. it before I think my sister might have ordered it for me at the pub or something can I tell you

um a new game we're playing this year at you know how we did um Christmas and July last year yeah we're going to do it again but every you you and I or like how you do it with your friends with that group yeah you don't yeah yeah so you know it doesn't matter now what so in advance everyone will get like the menu for the night. Right. And then every couple is in charge of one course to make a cocktail to go with it.

That's so fun. So someone will do like a sparkling bubbles cocktaily thing for arriving. You know, you arrive and have like a little a spritzer kind of thing. And then it's like off of the main. That's such a fun idea. Yeah.

Do you remember when I did? Do you remember though when I did that fucking degustation thing? Oh, that's wine. And they do the fucking pairing. Honestly, the eyeball just falls out. Tony and I did the podcast on Saturday back in the day. And she goes, oh, man, Top's going out for this fancy dinner on Friday night. You jump in the car the next morning and you go, oh, I need to tell you something.

I'm like, is it that you drank a million beers last night? Because I can smell the gin coming out of your cause. It was coming out of my whole body. You were just sweating vodka. It was in my hair. Like I was, I was, and I just don't drink that often. so that really like sent me. I wonder now looking back in the archives

of the Tony and Ryan podcast if you could go back because we kind of know ish the era if you could listen back and go oh it was obviously that time because I reckon I could find it because I've got some

I actually randomly found some photos from that night afterwards I was like to take a picture of me at front of the restaurant and there's like a picture of me out the front of this restaurant like would that be one of the episodes

where mid episode we went and got bad and sats, yeah. Because that's the energy. It was. It absolutely was. You know what it also was the day of, the day that we surprised that girl with Envisaline? Oh, yeah.

How's she going? How's Linda going? Right. Yeah, that's good. I've got to love to see it. Yeah. So, Minut made, which is like... What? Is Minot made like a... The juice or...

Yeah, like a cordial or a lemon, squeeze kind of thing. You're my lemon squeeze. You know it. You're going to have a busy July. I do have a busy July. We've got Christmas in July. We're eating wedges in July.

Yeah. We are doing the fun run to raise money for the guide dogs possibly, which we haven't said out loud yet. And I've got to start fucking practicing for. Minutemade's one of those brands that's just like doing social right. You know how some branch just fucking get it. Yeah. And so it's pretty American, eh?

Yeah. Yeah. So Minut made posts. a tweet just saying Minutemade social manager deserves a raise and like everyone retweets and quotes I'm like oh you totally should and so then this is the new tweet showed my boss all the likes on the minute made social media deserves a raise and got one so they've just gone in and gone hey the people say I deserve raise and he goes okay and also great like they look like such good people yeah they're like oh cool thanks for rallying around our social person yeah even though

They're like, should I post on LinkedIn that I deserve a raise and see how that goes? You should. Just saying this was actually posted on threads. And I'm actually a thread. It was too. It was posted on threads. I'm a thread fluencer as you know. So that could be us.

All right. Well, I reckon you should take this screenshot of Minute Made. And post that. Yeah. And then say, how about I get one on LinkedIn? On LinkedIn, yeah. If this gets 200 likes, I get a raise. What do you think at Tony and Ryan?

That's fun. And who replies to that? Probably me. Log out. Log back in yet. And go, oh, approved. Oh, okay. All right.

Well, well, well done to that person on getting a raise. And bowed on to Tony for maybe getting a raise today. Yeah, I'm excited about it. And well done to all of us for drinking a fuck ton of Jose Cuervo this afternoon. For our health. Medicinal Cuervo. For our health. Is there a, can you type in a tequila starting with M?

Can you type in a tequila starting with M? type in tequila, hardly knower. What's, um, didn't... Milagro, mihenta, maestro dobel. What's the... My favorite tequila is that Esplan. Yeah, I decided... Brand, the bottles dope.

I like the, um, alliteration of like, oh, I'm just having a medicinal McCante. Oh, she's going to be. I'm hanging out with this can't. Yeah. Medicinal my pussy. I got that's what I had in Mexico and stairwell. That sounds like a guess in Cluto.

It was the threesome in the stairwell of Mexico. You know, did you have the sex on the beach or the suck job in the stairwell? Fuck, I'll take both. One after the other, if you don't mind. Charles, you want to go to Mexico? Should we just go to Fiji? Yeah. Is there a stairwell in the hotel where staying at or if that's tough for grabs?

It will be. Okay. You interested? Very. You want to be in the front or behind? Well, apparently you've banned my wife from going, so. Fuck off. You might have to...

I didn't ban it. I see in the stairwell, sweetheart. I think that she said you didn't want to go after what happened in the elevator. She went, you know what? I might just, maybe we need some time by. I'll stay on. Channel 7 reporter. Oh.

Channel 7 reporter. E's up. Oh, shmaryl, shmevin's just more water. Yeah, okay. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Love you, love you, love you. Love you, Delongy. I said that yesterday.

I don't know where it gave up. Love you, sorry, match. Delongy love time.