Toni and Ryan - Is Toni cheating?

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

My boyfriend confronted me about a suspicious text message, and we talk about The Lion King. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!��Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Tilly! Tilly, Tilly, Tilly, Tilly! Hey! Tilly, would you approve the podcast? Let me, yes. Yes! Tilly, how are you?

Quite early, guys, not going to lie. Oh, sorry about that. Where are you at the moment? Where do we find you? Quite early, guys. Not going to lie. Oh, sorry about that. Where are you at the moment? Where do we find you? I'm in the UK. So it's 1am currently. Something to clarify. People in the UK are freezing when they go out.

We don't do coats from last week's podcast. Oh, because I was talking about Geordie Shore. So even when you go out, you don't take a coat with you? No, you don't. I think you just get up to 25 or 26 and then you're like, screw this, I need a coat. But early on, you're just like, I look brilliant and I'm just going to be cold all the time.

I think that even in Australia, it doesn't get as cold as it does in the UK. But when you're 18, you look hot as fuck, so of course you're going to wear your tiny dress. It doesn't matter how cold you get. Hopefully some dude will keep you warm. That's kind of it. Well, as I used to try and explain to my mum, who would be like, you need to put a jacket on,

is that you're walking, what, from the car to the club. It's like for two minutes you're in between, and the rest, when you're in a club, there's like a thousand people. It's hot and sweaty and you're drunk and you the rest, when you're in a club there's like a thousand people. It's hot and sweaty and you're drunk and you can't feel anything. And then what's the deal with having a cape? I know. What, are you going to have to fucking carry it around?

Pay five bucks for the cloak room? Is that a thing? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah, they give you a little ticket and then you go and get away. Oh, I thought that was just on TV. Is that a real thing? It's a fictional concept.

Is that a real thing? Have you concept. Is that a real thing? Have you not ever been out with a jacket before? No. Because I'll either wear it the whole time or I'll commit to not wearing it. Are you fucking serious? That coat rooms are a thing? I didn't know that. I genuinely didn't know that.

That is so funny. Seriously? No, I genuinely didn't know that that was a thing. I thought it was like only on How I Met Your Mother or something. Nothing surprises me about you anymore. And Tilly, I'm glad you were here to witness this because this is a truly amazing moment. It's almost like you've never been out, Tony.

Oh, well, Tilly, please don't at me. I don't like to leave the house very open, so in fairness to me, probably not. Hi, this is Tilly from Bristol in the UK and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Happy Thursday. Welcome. Welcome.

I don't want to sound like a high school student, but I'm nervous because I've got an exam today. That's quite sweet. It's quite endearing, isn't it? Financial statement analysis. I'm so fucking proud of you. It's been really hard, this one. It's been a really tough one. And also, not just the actual subject matter, but the time commitment I know has been really tough.

I'm very proud of you. It's also hard to get respect when you're 34 years old and you're like, oh, it's exam time. I've got an exam. People are like, what are you talking about? Buy some Clarisol and fuck off. But that's coming up today. Coming up in this episode.

Sorry, are you feeling nervous? Like, are you feeling all right? I'm just ready for it to be over. Is it an exam in, like like one of those big exam halls and you can't like have a water bottle with writing on it and stuff? First of all, great trick. Also, it's open book though, so joke's on you. Just bring the laptop in.

But it's three and a half hours and it is going to be online, but this is the last. They've said we're back in the class. So next semester it will be in those big halls where it's cold and dark. And the people walk through and look over your shoulder. And someone coughs and everyone can hear and it's quiet and eerie. So you've got to do it online, but it's open book? Open book and it's on Zoom and you have to have your camera

so they can watch you do it. Yeah. But if it's open book, is that easy as? No, because they write the questions knowing you've got an open book. So the questions are harder because you've got all your notes in front of you. Yeah. I don't understand the point of an open book test because then you've got all of the information already.

But in the real world, you have open books. Oh, my God. I don't understand the concept of closed books. Closed. But in the real world, you go, oh, what is that? I'll just figure it out. Or remember when you were a kid at school and the teacher in maths would be like, you're not going to have a calculator everywhere you go.

Well, joke's on you, bitch. We do. Got one on my watch, one on my phone. Yeah, one on my phone, one on my computer. I could literally be like, hey, Google, what's 2 plus 2? And she's going to tell me. That's probably going to be question one. Yeah.

Question one, financial statement analysis. What is 2 plus 2? 2.2. She's failed. They me. That's probably going to be question one. Yeah. Question one, financial statement analysis. What is 2.2? 2.2. She's failed. They're fucking open book. No MBA for you. Coming up in this episode, The Lion King. We are talking about The Lion King this week, yes.

Surprisingly. I don't know if it's surprising anymore with you. Fucking hell. The Lion King. You've never seen The Lion King. Yeah, no. Well, I have now. I watched it last night.

We'll get to that soon. But before we get to that, I have a question for you and for anybody listening. Have you ever been in the position where you've been a bit suspicious of a partner where maybe you've kind of thought you had to look through their phone and just like maybe have a double check. Maybe you were a bit suspicious and you thought, I'm just going to make sure they're not texting anybody

that I don't know about because something's happened in my relationship and someone went through somebody's phone and they didn't like what they found. Really? Yeah. So I'd like to know, has that ever happened? Any, you know, because didn't like what they found. Really? Yeah. So I'd like to know, has that ever happened? Any, you know, because didn't, I think we've talked about on this podcast before

that Bridget accused you of cheating. Yeah. Which you were, obviously. It was about October one year and we thought we were going to get fit for summer. Like it's that time of year when you're like, yep, we're going to get fit for summer. Yeah, it's almost hot enough to take my denim jacket off.

I better work on the arms. Tighten these arms up. So we decided we were going to go swimming every afternoon, like swim laps at the local pool. Oh, bliss. So Bridget went and bought a bikini, like as in more of an athletic wear, like a proper I can swim in this bikini.

Sports bra kind of thing. Left in the back of my car. We never went swimming one single time. You didn't even do the, like, Monday morning green juice and swimming once? Nope. Not at all? Never went.

Oh, my God. And then three weeks later, Bridget comes over and looks in the back seat of my car and goes, is that a woman's bikini? Whose is that? And Bridget would have gone from zero to 100 like anybody would. Whose is that? What are you doing in the back seat of the car?

And then I said, hey, remember how we were going to do that health kick like three weeks ago and we never did it but you bought clothes for it? And she's like, yeah. I'm like, that's the clothes. Yeah, and they've still got the fucking tags on. So that was diffused pretty quickly. But who in your house, hang on, can I, if I were to guess, or is this going to set me up for trouble?

No, no, no. You can guess because I know what you're going to say. You're concerned that the heir to the Toblerone fortune, your partner Torbs, is texting hot girls. And you should be concerned because he's a hot stud. It actually wasn't me. What? Mm-hmm.

So Torbs is snooping on you. Mm-hmm. Which is, I mean, we have the best relationship ever. Such a shock. So who have you been texting? Because people would DM you all the time and stuff. Oh, I never open. I delete those ones straight away.

What do you mean those ones? You know those ones. What do you mean those ones? You know those ones. I don't know those ones. You do know those ones because you get them as well and I know it. Are they pictures? No, no, no. If someone sent me a dick pic or any solicit unsolicited photo,

I would report their account to Instagram straight away and I'd find out who their mum was and I'd send it to them. Noted. Yeah, and if they were like, oh, I work at Penguin Publishing or something, I would fucking email Penguin and I would be like, hey, just letting you know that this person sent me this. And everybody should do that. I highly endorse that behaviour.

What if they were genuinely reaching out for something? What do you, oh, here's my dick. No, not with a dick. Oh. No, then obviously I wouldn't. But if someone sent me a dick pic or something, what do you mean if they were genuinely reaching out? You think that I'm just screenshotting any DM that I get?

Sorry. What? Imagine someone from Penguin reaches out and goes, hey, Tony, do you want to write a book? And you're like, I'm reporting you. You're going to jail. Don't you dare offer me a book deal. No, no, no, no.

I mean that if they sent me that and I looked at their profile and it was like, I work here, I would hit them up. That makes a lot more sense. You have really gone to 100 there. Is this triggering you? Are you okay? I'm just trying to figure out the line here because I know you get some weird DMs.

No. So Torbs and I, we've been doing it for eight years. We've been together for seven years. We have a great relationship. We communicate really well. We have a great relationship. We communicate really well. We talk a lot. And nothing like this has ever really happened before. We were in the car the other day and I was driving and I said to Torbs,

oh, can you grab my phone and, like, plug in the address and open up the Google Maps? So he's, like, playing Navigator and he like all of a sudden kind of like stiffens up in his chair and puts the phone down, like opens up the GPS. I was like, oh, thank you. He's normally a very calm, collected kind of guy, right? He's so calm and he's just like really chill all the time.

So to see him a bit flustered. Kind of off. I was like, oh. Anyway, so I'm driving and I was like, I like started singing in the car or something and he just like didn't laugh or do anything and I was like, are you all right, mate? Have I done something to fuck you off? Have I done something to fuck you off?

And he was like, yeah. Oh. And I was like, oh, what's wrong? Are you okay? We're like going out somewhere. I can't even remember what it was. It's fine, Tony. Yeah. No, I'm fine. I was like, oh, what's wrong? Are you okay? We're, like, going out somewhere. I can't even remember what it was. It's fine, Tony. Yeah.

No, I'm fine. I was like, oh, are you okay? Like, and then all of a sudden I realise it's not something, like, silly. I'm kind of thinking, oh, what's going on? I was like, are you okay? Like, do you need me to stop? Is everything all right? What is he saying?

And he goes, yeah, I'm okay. And instantly I'm like, holy shit, something has happened. You're panicking. What the fuck is going wrong? Even if it's not, you would read that as fucking panic stations. Yeah, and so I'm thinking to myself, I've never cheated on you, but did I by accident? Like, you know how instantly.

Did I by accident? But you know how. I slipped on the banana peel and fell on someone's dick. But, like, if someone's like, hey, can we chat? You know how if I said to you, hey, we need to talk later, you'd instantly be like, I haven't done anything wrong, but what if I did? Have I done something wrong?

What if I did? But what if I did? What if I did? So I'm immediately going into overdrive. I'm just like, what the fuck have I done? Anyway, he, like, he goes, well, who have you been spending Star Wars cash on? What is Star Wars cash?

And I was like, what? I'm driving a fucking car at the same time. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And he goes, well, just then, just then when I was doing the navigating, you've gotten a message saying that your Star Wars cash is about to expire and obviously you're spending money on somebody else. What's Star Wars cash? I guess like, you know how if you're part of a loyalty program, you get a message from EB Games and it says like,

oh, you've gotten credits to spend on this thing. And so he's like, your Star Wars cash is about to expire and I don't know who you would be spending Star Wars cash on. Does he like Star Wars? Is that relevant to this conversation? Not really. As in not really relevant. Yeah, he does, but the same amount that any, like,

teenage boy liked Star Wars. Like, he's not crazy about Star Wars. But it's like if you're spending Star Wars money on someone who is not I, where is the Star Wars stuff going? Where is the Star Wars cash going? Where is the Star Wars cash going? And I was like, what are you fucking talking about? He was like, well, you just got a text message. Apparently your Star Wars cash is about to expire

and, like, whatever the fuck, whatever you want to do, all good. And I was like, anyway, at that time I, like, pull into wherever we were going. I park and I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. And he was like, okay, whatever. That's cold as ice. And I was just like, holy fuck, what has happened? Are you stressing?

But instantly, because I'm going, I don't know what you're talking about. He thinks that I'm getting defensive, but I think that he's getting defensive. So it was a bit random. Anyway, I pull over. And you're supposed to be going out to a place. And, I pull over and I grab my phone and I was like, oh, where's the message? Do you remember at the end of last year when I went and got my car cleaned?

Oh. So this message has flashed up. Can I tell people the name of the? And Torbs has read Star Wars cash. What's the car place called? Star Wash. Star Car Wash. I mean, it looks like it.

It's the same shape. So it's flashed up and it said, your Star Wars cash is about to expire. $10 off your next wash. And then I open the message and it's like, your Star Car Wash offer is about to expire. And he's just. Who's his name?

Who is this man? Who are you buying Star Wars merchandise for? And I was like, bro, it's Star Car Wash. He was like, oh, yeah. Well, you'd fucking know what I was talking about if you owned a car, mate. If you had your driver's licence, you wouldn't have been fooled at all. And I would have been navigating,

and I would have gotten away with it. Hi, this is Tilly from Bristol in the UK, and you're listening to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Imagine getting, like I do all the time, a notification from Apple that's like, oh, your subscription to an app, blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah, and it's uptagging $12 out of your account. Yeah, and then Bridget's like, who's Apple? What's her deal? Oh, sorry, you chatting up uptagging $12 out of your account. Yeah, and then Bridget's like, who's Apple? What's her deal?

Oh, sorry, you chatting up Gwyneth Paltrow. I was going to say Gwyneth Stefani. Gwyneth Stefani. Gwyneth Paltrow's child. Yeah, no doubt. That's good. Thank you. That is good.

Good, yeah. Well done. And just before we start talking about the Lion King, a big thank you to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon, Jackie Ha, Ashley Lee, Heather Shelley and Jordan Stewart. Jordan Stewart. Hey, fuck it. That wasn't even a set up.

Well, Jordan Stewart. Jordan Stewart. You finally got your shout out, Jordan Stewart, and good for you, Jordan Stewart. Tony just the most passive aggressively gripped her Frank Green water bottle. Do you know what I'm thinking about getting? Like a reusable smoothie cup but like a good one that will last because you know when you get the like day cool ones from Coles

and they fucking warp in the dishwasher and stuff. Yeah. There's like Frank Green ones that are really nice, but they're not like spill proof. Right. Like so you can get them and you can put the straw in there. No, you want to be able to chuck it in your bag, right? Yeah.

So I want to be able to put it in my bag so that I can seal it up and then put the straw in when I'm ready so that I can like take an iced coffee to work or a smoothie or something. Taking a smoothie to work. Oh, don't you just look like an elite human being when you do that? And you are. You are better than everyone else. Thank you.

Yeah, I did have a smoothie this morning. Yeah, I can tell. It's still sitting on the table. It's on the table, yeah. Anyway, if anyone has any good recommendations, let me know. Send them through. Pop them in the episodes over today. So every Thursday we watch a movie or a TV show

and the Patreons or the Patreons... The Patreons. Whatever you want a TV show and the Patreons, or the Patrons, whatever you want to call it, the Patreonions, they vote on what to watch. So usually, and as an example of the last few weeks, we're like let's watch documentaries about scams. Yeah. Let's watch our favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movies. Let's watch our favourite thrillers.

And then we did stoner comedies as well. Yeah, that was funny. Except for obviously the movie which was Do Where's My Car. Fuck that shit. Anyway, so Tony and I will get together and go, oh, what category should we do this week? Yeah, and we normally talk for ages. We're like, oh, we could do this, we could do this,

and we like talk through it and then we're like, oh, that one works before we finally whittle them down. And I'll put it into the Patreon and we'll choose the options, whatever. Yeah. This week I'm like, hey, Tony, what do you think we should... And before I could even finish the sentence, Tony out of nowhere just blurts out... Movies where animals can talk.

I don't even know where it came from. It's as if you'd been sitting on it for three weeks or something. I hadn't. I honestly, I genuinely, I, like, could not be more honest. Movies where animals came from. It's as if you'd been sitting on it for three weeks or something. I hadn't. I honestly, I genuinely, I like could not be more honest. Maybe the rattles can talk. I just, it came out of me faster than a bloody poo after too many dumplings. Honestly,

it just like. There's a graphic. I just, and I mean, what a great category. I mean, there was no, I was like, yep. And literally instead of a deliberation, which normally there would be, you were like, okay, and you shocked it out. Maybe we were at the end of our tether or something and we were just like,

let's just do that and get on. No, that was a great idea. It was a good idea. Which I put in the poll, like, this was Tony's choice, clearly. Thanks for fucking. And a lot of the replies were like, you didn't need to say that, Ryan. Obviously this came from the brain of Tony Lynch. I think it's a good category, though. It for fucking. And a lot of the replies were like, you didn't need to say that, Ryan. Obviously, this came from the brain of Tony Lynch. I think it's a good category, though.

It's a great category. Do you want to, I don't know, I'm throwing you, I'm putting you on the spot. Have you got the categories? I don't. I don't. I remember there was the Aristocrats. We did Aristocrats. Oh.

What did I say? Aristocrats. Oh. So the Aristocrats, Racing Stripes, The Lion King. Madagascar. Madagascar. Madagascar. And there was another one. Babe, yes.

Babe's a great movie. Babe is a really good movie. Now, I've been accused by Chrissy in the group. Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. I feel like Ryan saying, because I then commented, by the way, everyone, Tony's never seen The Lion King. Yeah.

Chrissy said, I feel like Ryan putting that comment in is trying to sway votes. And it did because. It's leading the jury. Because that's not what was winning. Madagascar, wasn't it? Yeah. Before you posted it, something else was winning.

Sorry, it's just bloody loading up here. So, yeah, Madagascar. Oh, Chicken Run was also on there. Oh, yeah. I wanted to watch Chicken Run. So Chicken Run, Madagascar and The Lion King, they're all neck and neck. And then you wrote, Tony hasn't seen The Lion King,

and then obviously that fucking won. Not by many, only like 15 votes, but still. Chrissy writes, maybe Tony needs to watch two movies this week so she can get on board with The Lion King and then watch whatever wins. Turns out it didn't matter anyway. Didn't matter. Because the jury was swayed.

I haven't seen The Lion King. Sorry, I've watched it now. You said you hadn't watched James Bond. Nah. Like any of the 27 movies that exist. Nah, I haven't. What else haven't you seen? I know it's a hard question to answer because you don't know

what you don't know. I haven't seen them. But, like, I guess there's lots of classic, like, Disney movies that I probably never watched because I grew up and I don't know if this is an excuse or this is really the reason, but when I was growing up, all of my siblings are over 10 years older than me. Yeah, so it's not just Disney on in the house all day.

No, so I didn't, like, grow up watching, like, kids' movies. Like, obviously, Here and There I did, but I didn't really watch lots of kids' stuff. Yeah. And I like, oh, I mean classics like Casper and Casper Meets Wendy and stuff like that. I've watched those kinds of things, but I didn't watch a lot of cartoons, like Sleeping Beauty, The Lion King.

I watched The Little Mermaid like as an adult. Yeah, right. Like things like that. Yeah, I just never, Cinderella and shit, Beauty and the Beast. I just never, I've seen the Beauty and the Beast stage show actually. That's fantastic. I was just about to say, all those ones you just mentioned have become stage shows and you love the theatre.

Have you seen Aladdin? I have seen Aladdin. I watched that also as an adult. Did you see the stage show as well? No, I haven't. But I watched the remake, the new movie. Oh. Yeah, that was not great.

No. No, the original movie is very good. The music is fantastic. Yeah, Robert Williams, I mean. A whole new world. Yeah, beautiful. Do you want to do a Disney... Yeah, that's quite fun.

Sing-along one day? Yes. Bonus episode? Yes. But then I guess there's other like classic, Yeah, that was quite fun. Sing Along One Day? Yes. Bonus episode? Yes. Wow. But then I guess there's other like classic, like what's that movie that is like always on the top of the list when people say classic movies you have to watch,

like The Godfather or like Goodfellas or shit like that. I haven't seen any of that stuff. What's that one with Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed? Oh, I watched that. Remember the Only The Other Week? Yeah. I posted on my Instagram story. Oh, yeah, because you didn't know. I didn't know who Departed. Oh, I watched that. Remember the Only the Other Week? Yeah. I posted on my Instagram story. Oh, yeah, because you didn't know.

I didn't know who was who. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was great. That was a good movie. That was a great movie. I really liked that. But, I mean, is there a classic that people go, oh, like you know how that happens in that movie,

and then you go, I haven't seen it, and then they go, oh, you haven't seen that movie? Shawshank Redemption. That's a good movie. So until a year ago, I'd never seen a Harry Potter movie. Oh, yeah. I've never seen a Star Wars. I find Harry Potter.

Lord of the Rings, not for me. Odd because it was so popular. But you're a bit older than me. So I was like fully in Harry Potter time. My friends were like dressed up at midnight to see the premiere. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was like that in Harry Potter time. Oh, my friends were like dressed up at midnight to see the premiere. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was like that as well. Yeah, so I wasn't not in my time.

I can't use that excuse. Yeah, okay. Was it a bit like Game of Thrones, how you're too stubborn now to watch it and you like the blowback when you go, I haven't seen Harry Potter and people go, no, you haven't seen Harry Potter? I think because. Like me. You just live for that.

Oh, I can't wait to fucking rile him up. Yeah. I have never really read many novels. Yeah. Like I can't read for shit. By the time I get to the end of a page, I've forgotten what started. Yeah, right. Like my eyes will go through the lines but nothing sticks.

Yeah, I get you. And so I think the excitement of my friends is like we've read read the book, now we've got to go see the movie. Totally. And because we were of that age where you read the book and then when the movie comes out, you're like, they would have read the book three times. Oh, the movie's coming out next week, I'm going to reread it. I was like that.

And when you can't fucking read, I mean, you can see how the appeal suddenly is in there. Yeah, totally. And because then after, because people that watch a book, that read a book, that read a book before watching a movie are so fucking elitist about, oh, well, it wasn't as good as the book. You know what? I don't want to be part of that fucking conversation.

Every movie. I'm about to say something. I'm about to say something. Yep. Every movie is better than the book because with the movie, you don't have to read a fucking book. Yeah, I feel what you're saying. Oh, there was way more detail.

Yeah, because it took eight weeks to fucking read and it was 300 pages. I bet there was more detail. Yeah. What are you going to do with the other pages? This is an hour and a half. There's no, like, centrefold with the drawings in the novel. I like that you said centrefold like in a porn magazine. Oh, what's it called?

Like photo pages of a book. That's what I meant. But centrefold is like in the middle of fucking Playboy. The Dolly sealed section. Yeah, it's... I've got a pimple on my vagina, what do I do? I have had pimples on my vagina. It's relatable.

Well, what was the first conversation we ever had? Yeah, I met you and you were like, hey, it's so nice to meet you. And I was like, oh, I've got a pimple on my jine. And I was like, oh, that's Tony. Hello. We got in the back of a car together. With others? Yeah.

Oh, stop. At 11 in the morning. Have a look at me pimple. Anyway. What are we talking about? All I can think about is your pimply vagina now. I've completely lost it. It's my pimply vagina.

I've lost it. Sorry. What were we talking about? What did you think of The Lion King? Books and movies. The Lion King. Oh. I did like that when I opened it up on Disney+,

I only went for 90 minutes. So big plus immediately. I've now watched The Lion King once, and I think I said this yesterday, I don't think I'll watch it again. I could live without The Lion King, and I literally have been. You also said about Cole on the red carpet.

Yeah. Is that your new saying? Yeah, I guess so. I just didn't, it didn't really give me anything that I didn't already have in my life. Is that what it promised? Well, when you watch something, you hope that it like sparks enjoyment or you laugh or whatever.

Do you know what was good about it was seeing the music in context because like I obviously know the songs from The Lion King because they're, like, popular. Someone in the Facebook group said Tony said Hakuna Matata in an episode a few weeks ago. Did I? That doesn't sound like me, actually. No, but where the fuck...

That actually doesn't sound like me. I don't think that happened. I don't think that I've ever said Hakuna Matata in my life. Okay. Maybe I was saying Hakuna Matata in my life. Okay. Maybe I was saying Hakuna Matatas. Maybe it was like a joke. That sounds a lot more like you. That sounds more like me.

But, I mean, even if I did seize the day, what is it? No worries for the rest of your day. It's like, be chill. I get it. Doesn't that just make the hairs on the... No. Whatever the saying is? No. It does actually nothing for me.

You're so disgusted. I just... I think also 28 years of build-up, it's not good to watch a movie where people have said the lion king is like a fucking renewal of your life but people have sorry what were you saying? That people have been... Sorry, I know that's rude. I'm not...

I won't... Or will I? No, I won't. But I could. But I won't or will I no I won't but I could but I won't I'm just waiting for the beat to hit is this my album John alright this song's got

four and a half minutes left so I can probably you can probably live without it. You're so funny. For you to talk again, am I going to have to not be standing by this desk? Is that what I'm picking up? I'm so angry. Is today going to be our first walkout?

I want this to be cute and funny and, like, I start laughing, but I actually have gotten myself so angry over that. It's so unnecessary. Anyway, I feel like I could have lived without The Lion King, but for 28 years people have been saying, oh, The Lion King, it's so special, it's so great, whatever. I understand how, like, kids would love it and you would grow up and then a stale drop would be so special. But, like, it didn't really do anything for me.

Like, I can appreciate it, but to be honest, I was on my phone most of the time. I couldn't even fucking tell you what happened. That's a real shame, mate. We've had a great week. Yeah. But I respect people that like The Lion King, but it just, yeah, it just didn't, I think as an adult, it just didn't do anything for me.

But I can appreciate it and love that other people like it. Are you a big fan of The Lion King? I just watched it heaps when I was little and it's just a real... I think it's the nostalgia, the comfort, the fact that I'm not going to stitch you up with the song again, but I know the music and it takes you back. All the music is by Elton John, by the way. OK, great.

It is kind of like he's a kid who got ran out of town and then returned and was like the hero and stuff. There's a bit of nice heroic things about Simba. I think I might have been on my phone when that happened. That's like the whole movie. Well. Imagine getting to the end of a murder mystery and you're like, oh, we're about to find out who did it.

And you're like, did someone die? That is me. You're literally like that's like a reenactment of being in my house. I just know, like RIP me in the group this week. I don't have a problem with The Lion King. It's just I don't have that connection to it. Yeah. But I can appreciate it.

The music's great. It's a lovely story. I liked Timon and Pumbaa. They were very funny. They're great, aren't they? They were very funny. They are great. aren't they? They were very funny. They are great. Yeah.

What do you love to see this week? All right. I love to see a post from Geordie Lee in our Facebook group. Yeah. Tony and Ryan got me a job. Oh, I can't believe I forgot to include this. Do you see this? Yes, this is fantastic.

So Geordie posted in our group, so I went for a job interview for an assistant manager position and the store manager started telling me how one thing that she loves to do on the way home from work is listen to a particular podcast. Which one? She then proceeded to tell me a story which sounded all too familiar. So here I am sitting in a busy shopping centre food court

with my now boss while listening to her tell the story of how Ryan John Dunn shat on some poor woman's towel and then fucked off and didn't tell her. I didn't shit on the towel. You 100% love to see that. And, Geordie, I love to see that as well. I didn't shit on the towel. We're skipping a few crucial steps in the event.

No, you are splitting hairs. The shit ended up on the towel. No, the towel was splitting hairs. But your wife said, though, this week, would you take a job where the interviewer said, hey, do you love this podcast? They shit on towels. Do you love to see that?

Bridget was miffed about how this might come up in a job interview. Totally. Oh, what do you think your strengths are? What are your weaknesses like? Where do you see yourself in five years? If you were shitting in a bathroom with no toilet paper in a stranger's house, what would you use? Yeah, but I guess if they were

getting along and then she said, oh, I love to listen to podcasts and she went, oh, I love this one and whatever. I guess that that could come up, but, and if you were both fans, it's not as if she was like, have you heard this podcast with the guy she's telling Shani? He went, no. Well, let me tell you about it.

Well, let me explain. Yeah, no, fair call. But yeah, so Geordie, congratulations on the new job. How fucking exciting. You'll love to see that. You'll love to see that. Congrats on the new job. What do you love to see today?

You don't have anything prepared. No, I've run out of time. What? No, we haven't. Start it again. Oh. You'll love to see that. Yeah, the Lion King. Yep, next.

There's been a bit of debate. Hey, mate, also, I'd just like to say we've never not got enough time for you to share your thoughts. We can always start a bit again. We can always start again. We can always start a bet again. We can always start again. We can always extend. I tried to tell a story about a horse going to a hospital two weeks ago. And you've just snorted like a horse all over the desk because we got carried away about

the hospital and the siblings, the horse siblings. I still haven't finished that story Oh okay That started two weeks ago Alright So when you get on your High horse And say

We've always got time For your stories Well that's not true Mate Actually that's why I knew you'd love to see it No There's that story again

So what happens right If something better happens Is a horse was going To a hospital If something better happens Are you derailing my story again Oh sorry Do we not talk over each other in this podcast?

Because that's what happened about 10 minutes ago. You kept playing that fucking Ars Avenia over me. Ars Avenia. If something better happens, obviously we move along. That happens a lot. So this horse is off to the hospital, right? And the siblings chasing the horse in the horse float going to the hospital. That's the punchline, eh?

Yeah. You actually did tell the story. Yeah. Yeah. So do you have a different, you love to say it? Yeah. So there's a lot of chat in the US at the moment. Yeah.

About. We're just fucking skating right along, yep. About daylight savings, not like switching back to normal. I saw this. But just staying in daylight savings, like an hour later mode. And now because of that chat in Australia, they're considering doing the same thing. I'm going to put it on the record. Yeah.

My opinion. I don't care if the sun doesn't come up till midday. I love a lit evening. Same. Having dinner when it's still a bit light outside. We're on the same fucking page here. I'd rather the sun be out at eight at night and not come out till midday. Oh, I'm 100% on your side.

I love daylight savings. It's the best. I fucking love it. And you know what fucks me right off? What? The only people who are against it in Australia are Queensland and Western Australia. Yeah.

And the argument from Queenslanders is, well, the livestock don't like getting up an hour early in the livestock. That is just not how it fucking works. Have you ever seen a cow with a fucking watch on? Or fucking hit snooze? They don't know what fucking time it is. Oh, my God, a cow would hit moose. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ready to get out of fucking bed yet. Pretty good.

I personally, I'm on the same side as you. I love daylight savings. Light at night. And the other people that go, oh, it ruins your curtains. It doesn't. You change the clock. You only lose an hour once and it's when you change it. Just fucking leave and go.

I'm on your side. I love to say that. Thank you. Love to say that. Oh, hidden moose. That's very funny. That is good. Alright, we'll chat to you on Monday. Moonday. Moonday. Moonday.