Toni and Ryan - Is Toni Having An Affair?

Episode Date: February 5, 2023

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Welcome to the podcast. We are calling Tasha, who's a rare Melbourne tarper. Hello. Tasha. Hi. Hi, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Yeah, we're well. How does it feel to be the only Melbourne tarper? I know, one and only, best of all. Sorry, you've got no mask. Actually, my best friend's also a champion, Tasha. Oh, Tasha.

We just spoke via message the other day, didn't we? Is this Tasha Bourne? We did. It is. See? Never forget a Tash. See, I'm the best Tash, though. Yeah, it's true.

And Tash, will you approve this podcast? Of course I will. Yay! This is Tasha from Melbourne Melbourne and I approve this podcast. All right, welcome to the show. Welcome. And can I just say the internet has delivered a gift. I love that.

And the gift, I'm just texting it to you now. Now, Tony, I don't want you to say what you're supposed to say because there's sort of like, I guess noticing what everyone else has noticed is maybe not the right thing to notice. But I just want you to watch this video that I've just sent you and be honest with what you see in this video. Okay. I haven't got it yet.

Sorry, a bit of anti-climax there. Did you text it to me? Yep. Okay. I haven't got it yet. But you saying don't just say the thing that you should say, that gives me anxiety. Yeah.

So don't say anything? No, just tell me what you see. Okay, I'm opening it. Larissa on the Great Barrier Reef. What did you get? Trout. Big one? Holy.

Look at that. Big angry trout. Look at the colours. It's a beautiful fish. What did you get? Trout. Okay. What did you notice about that video?

She's holding a massive fish, but also that that water is really clear behind her. It looks like fucking beautiful. Well, this is not what the masses have seen. To be honest, I don't see what you're saying. Are you sure about that? Mm-hmm. What do you think I see? Well, obviously you're looking at the hot girl in the video.

Oh, I didn't notice there was a girl in the video. What am I supposed to not notice that we're not talking about not noticing? How do you describe the swimwear of the girl? She's just wearing like a high-cut bikini, but she's wearing like a shirt obviously for sun protection, but she's wearing like a shirt, obviously, for sun protection, but she's wearing like a high-cut. That's like the style now. It is the style.

And I think everyone is like fucking go get it, sister. Yeah. But a lot of girls have jumped into the comments and started to describe what they reckon they'd look like if they tried to pull off the same swimwear. Oh, yeah. I'm not wearing that. Like, you know, obviously that's not what's happening here. Now, it's the high cut, but it's also the, like, can you, yeah,

just describe maybe the dimension. It's quite brief. Yeah. It looks a bit like if I wore a G-string back to front. Not a lot of coverage is what I would say. Yeah. But she looks hot as fuck. It's actually quite depressing for me.

It's sad how beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. But she looks hot as fuck. It's actually quite depressing for me. It's sad how beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. But also, like, how cool. One of her hashtags is girls fishing of TikTok. Fuck, did you know that that was part of the algorithm? Fuck, hope I get served that more. How cool.

Well, I've just sent that to you and you've watched it, so maybe TikTok's going to go, oh, Tony likes a fishing girl. Sorry, the top comment. Yeah comment is mine would be seal clapping. Tyrese comments, my badly packed kebab could never. It is. It is. It's an impressive outfit. Honestly, she looks hot as fuck. Taylor comments. It is an impressive outfit, honestly.

She looks hot as fuck. Taylor comments. I'd look like a fucking shark caught in a shark net. Yeah, controversial, sorry. Edgy comedy. Taylor said, if I was given that swimsuit, I'd have to tuck mine up inside itself and just hope for the best. Well, we're out in the ocean now.

See how she goes. Have you got that A-perb? Double-sided tape? Yeah. Ashley says, so, like, where is it? Mine looks like a butcher's bin. That is a visual comment. Ashley.

A butcher's bin. I mean, thanks for sharing, babe, but. Sorry about that. A butcher's bin. So what would be in a butcher's bin? Oh, off cuts of meat. Ali said, if I wore that in the wind, it would sound like a round of applause. I didn't know I could do that sound.

That was really cool. Go again. I'm fully clothed and mine sounds like that now. Megan, forget the trout. Where's her southern snout? Jessica, catch of the day more like snatch of the day. Am I right? You know, like a puffer fish, when it's small,

it just looks like a normal fish. But then when it puffs up, it's all spiky. Bit of that. Bit of that, I think, would maybe be. And another Megan just says, as soon as I saw this video, I thought, has everyone else just noticed what I've noticed? I've come to the comments and I'm not disappointed. Can we give a very special shout out to my sweet snuggles comment? Please.

Mine would look like a dropped ham sandwich at the hairdresser. The hairdresser. We'll put the video in the episode thread or just search for Big Angry Trout. Smells like fish. Hi, this is Tasha and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You can check out our Patreon at any time. All the links are in our show notes.

But a big thank you to Tegan Stone, Este Nascimento, Michael Jaggers and James A. Jarrett. You fucking love to say it. Is that Mick Jagger? Michael Jaggers. That's Mick Jagger's code name. Close. Yeah. He's like, oh, you know how teachers like change a letter in their name on Facebook so the students can't find it? Yeah. Michael's Jaggers. Michael's Jaggers. No one will ever know. It's his low-key name.

Yeah. No one will ever know. Is Mick Jagger alive? Is he still alive? Yeah. I don ever know. It's his low-key name. Yeah, no one will ever know. Is Mick Joyner alive? Is he still alive? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just asking. I feel like he's seemed close daily for the last 25 years. Just because he's fucking rocked hard.

I can't decide whether he's always looked old or he looks the same because he's always, like, you know what I mean? Yeah, he could go either way. Anyway. If you're listening on Spotify, which you pretty much have to be, hit the follow button. It makes it a lot easier for you to find us and it helps us on the back end as well. So just go and hit follow on Spotify.

I've talked before about my apartment complex and how we've got a Facebook group and there's always a bit of drama. A bit of fire in there. There is. The car park's always a bit of drama. A bit of fire in there. There is. The car park is by far the biggest drama. It's a very contentious area with a lot of feelings and a lot of emotions. And it's like people forget that, you know.

We're all people. We're all humans. Yeah, like people can fuck up and make a mistake, whatever. Like at the moment there's this massive drama because someone parked in their spot so the other person parked them in. But like it's just like such a, it is always just like so fiery in there. Would you feel like it's aggressive-aggressive or passive-aggressive?

It's passive-aggressive. Like people go like, oh, the next time I see that car parking, because people do it, it is fucking annoying. I would say that passive-aggressive when you're parking someone in isn't passive no more. Yeah, that's aggressive. That's just straight up aggression. Well, so someone the other day was like, oh, I've seen this car parking in random spots all the time. Now they're in mine.

I need to park my car. I get that. That is fucking frustrating. But they're like, oh, I'm just going to let the tires down. I'm like. Well, then how the fuck can they get out? So then they can't get out. But also what a fucking cock thing to do.

Yeah. Like that is so shit. Yeah. Anyway, so there's always fucking drama. And at the moment there's rumours swirling about an affair going on in the building. So is this the like the creeper? You need somewhere to park where you can sneak in? Because if they go in the front door, they might get outed as cheating.

But if they sneak the car in around the back, you know what I mean? They can enter the building without being seen. Don't say enter the building at a time like this. Building's her name. The building. The building. So, look, there's this guy that lives in my building complex. His car park is right next to mine.

Okay. And like I just said, because there's all this drama about the car parks in my building, they actually changed the layout of the bottom. So, like, it would make sense, right, that if you lived in 305, your parking spot number would be number 305. Sure. They actually changed that to stop into apartmental drama. If you lived in 305, your parking spot number would be number 305. Sure. They actually changed that to stop into apartmental drama. Oh, so if the arsehole from 305 has crossed the thing,

then you can't. Exactly. They had to change the whole numbering policy. They changed it because there was all this fucking drama and conflict going on. Yeah, but also going like, well, I know where you fucking live because I know where your car is, like both ways. Yeah. So it was a whole thing.

Again, no longer passive. Is this aggression? Fuck. Yeah, righto. But so his car is like one space away from mine. Does that mean he lives next door? No. So then it sort of jumbled it.

So it's all jumbled. Did you have to move spots? No. So this was like before I said. Oh, okay, right. Because when I jumbled it. So it's all jumbled. Did you have to move spots? No. So this was like before I said. Oh, okay, right. When I first moved in. It's been brewing for years. When I first moved in, the girl who parks next to me on the other side,

like parked as I was getting in the car as I was getting out or whatever, bumped into each other. And I was like, oh, so do you live next door to us? And she goes, oh, no, because XYZ happened. Because of the drama. So it has no correlation with like where you live in the building. Gotcha. And anyway, he's like a young guy.

He's got two little boys. I'd say they're probably like five and seven, like they're little kids. And he has this like massive monster truck, like massive tires. Like it's just this huge fucking car. He's real lad. He's real ladsy. There's always like fishing gear and camping gear in the back of the car. Is it a classic dadmobile?

It's not really. Two kids fishing, like classic dad. It's dad but like Aussie fucking outdoor dad, like a four-wheel driving dad. Is it fair to assume it's not the kind of dad you would expect in a Richmond apartment? Kind of. It kind of feels like a suburban energy dad. Is it fair to assume it's not the kind of dad you would expect in a Richmond apartment? Kind of. It kind of feels like a suburban energy dad.

Yeah, and, like, need a bit more space for all your carpet. Maybe a double garage and a shed kind of vibe. Yeah, you need more space for your canoe or fucking kayak or, you know, shit like that. He doesn't sling the door open of his big rig and get anywhere near that Audi, does he? Does he? Well, he parks, like, right next to me, but that's not the problem.

But so he's always, like, wearing tradie gear. He's, like, bloke's bloke. Yeah. And I have this assumption. This is an assumption. I don't know. I've never seen him with a partner or anything. He doesn't wear a wedding ring, so I'm pretty sure he's,

like, a single dad. But he's always with his kids. Tony's been doing her research. But, like, it's like a single dad. But he's always with his kids. Tony's been doing her research. But, like, it's just things you notice. I always see him with his kids. I've never seen him with any other person that would be like. And that doesn't mean anything, but this is just my assumption. But he is fucking lovely.

And because, like, I live in the city, I actually don't need to use my car that much. It's normally just if, like, Torbs and I are going down there to go somewhere. Like do I shopping or fucking what? It's not like I'm driving all the time. But so Torbs and I like whenever we're walking down there, he's pretty much always there like fucking wrangling the kids,

taking them somewhere. And I always say like, hey, how are you going? And he goes, yeah, good. How are you? And I go, yeah, good. And he goes, oh, that's the way. Like he's just a fucking really nice guy what a guy he's i love this guy yeah he's fucking lovely and like when

our uh building got evacuated because it was like a false fire alarm whatever he was down the front he was just chatting to everyone he's just like a fucking lovely dude great the other day i had like a run around admin day all this shit I needed to do. I had to go to Big W, the post office, Kmart, Coles, our office and the Telstra shop. Awful. So I just had like a million fucking things to do and I was like, I'm going to tackle this by myself.

Yep. So I like had lunch. It was about midday and I went down to the garage to get my car yeah by myself yeah this lovely guy who lives not live sorry parks next to me is down at his car which is a bit random because it's like midday um and said the regular hey how are you and then i realized he was wearing like chinos and like a button-up shirt and some like nice shoes. What's going on today, mate?

Right? And so we did the regular, how are you? Good. Oh, that's the way. He's a fucking such a nice guy. Did you cook? And I went, oh, you look really dressed up. And he said, yeah, not the normal tradie gear, eh, kind of thing.

Yeah. And I went, yeah, like you look really fancy. Oh, does he think you're trying? And he goes, yeah, I just started a new job, mate. And I was like, oh, did you? And he goes, yeah, like just started last week. Oh, great. And I went, fuck, mate, congratulations. That's awesome.

So, like, what are you doing now? Yeah. I don't know what he did before. Yeah. Assumed he was a tradie. Yeah. And he goes, oh, it's totally different. I'm driving around and seeing clients.

And, oh, the other day, like, I got to go to, like, the special box at the AO at the Australian Open because, like, it was a client thing. He goes, yeah, not on the tools anymore. We chatted for a little bit and it was like we were chatting. He was kind of packing up his car and he goes, yeah, but I'm so happy because I finished early today. There wasn't a lot on and I'm going to take the boys camping this weekend.

Can you marry this guy? So he's like this great guy. He's got it going on. He's got a promotion at work. Yeah, he's this great guy. He's got it going on. He's got a promotion at work. Yeah, he's got a promotion. He's taken his kids camping. And I was like, oh, well, you'll have to make sure that like, obviously it sounds like a great celebration,

but you'll have to celebrate somehow else as well. What does that mean? What does that mean? I don't know. You just said it. I just said it. You'll have to celebrate some way else as well. Anyway, and he kind of like shuts the door of his car

and I was like, well, you look great anyway. Like have a great day. And I like have my handbag and like my Coles bags and I jump in my car. As we discussed last week on the podcast, I think, or two weeks ago, every day when I get home from work, Torbz and I have a full debrief of our day. Yeah. So I go out and do a million things.

I'm gone for like four hours. I get home, go upstairs, whatever. Torbz goes, oh, how did you go at the thing? And I go, oh, yeah, really good. X, Y, Z. I had to get a new phone from the Telstra shop. So it was a fucking rigmarole, this whole thing. And then I go, oh, you know who i bumped into downstairs and he goes oh who and i go you know that really nice guy with the big car and the kids and whatever and he goes oh yeah and

i told him the whole story like word for word explain the whole story to him and tobs goes okay so like what time is he picking you up tonight? Yeah. And I was like, what? Yeah. And Tulps goes, yeah, that guy definitely thinks you were trying to pick him up. 100%. Like 6 billion, jillion percent that guy thinks you were trying to fuck him. Yeah. I was actually waiting for you to tell me that he said to you,

I'm in a relationship. You look good. I'm actually married. But he knows that I am. This is the first time I've ever seen him probably without Torbs. Oh. So he probably thinks that we've just split up and I'm fucking on the prowl. Torbs is out of town.

We're not even split up. Torbs is just away for the night. Well, he just wasn't with me at that time. Maybe you guys were swinging. And I just, because he's just a really nice guy. We're just chatting, whatever. Sure, sure, yeah. I just didn't fucking even think about it.

And Torbs goes, yeah, that guy definitely thinks you want to fuck him. 100%, yeah. Like 100%. And I was like, oh, my God. And I just, yeah, was doing the math of like everything. It would be great to celebrate some other way by putting a dick inside me. Yeah. Oh, maybe we could do dinner.

Ha, ha, ha. Like pick me up at eight. Like it was just like the most like fucking weird thing that I've ever said. Now, obviously we can all agree that what a guy. He's such a nice guy. Wow. No, but you. Yeah.

Sorry. Would you say that you were not intentionally but like flirty? Like happy? Because I reckon there's a line with flirty that it's hard to know where the line, like maybe they're just friendly. Maybe they're just in a good mood. Maybe they actually genuinely think you look great and just wanted to give you a shout out.

Because I reckon there's, because some people go, you can't flirt. And you go, I'm not flirting. I'm just being nice. Being nice, yeah. So where were you on this spectrum? I think that naturally I probably come across as quite flirty because I. I'm DTF all the time.

Yeah, because I'm so desperate. But I think that naturally I am quite flirty. And so because I was being nice to him and he was being nice to me, it probably did read as like that I was being quite flirty. And so because I was being nice to him and he was being nice to me, it probably did read as like that I was being quite flirty. But I didn't mean it like that at all. Obviously, like I'm in a very happy relationship, been together for fucking almost 10 years. He's a beautiful man with two lovely kids.

You don't need to justify it to me, mate. It absolutely wasn't. We all have urges and feelings. But I understand now thinking back on it that, yeah, it definitely seemed like I was trying to pick him up. And I haven't seen him since. Well, I mean, he's probably got a fucking ABL against me. He's moved out.

Yeah, he's fucking left. No, I saw his huge car this morning, so I know that he still lives there. Why did you say car? But, like, I just didn't think about it at all. And then as soon as Tobs was like, he definitely thinks you're trying to fuck him, I was just like, I just didn't think about it at all. And then as soon as Torbs was like, he definitely thinks you're trying to fuck him, I was just like, shit. Like, I just didn't even. So next time you see him, are you going to do the, like,

try to casually mention my partner, Torbs, to just try and make it really clear? Or are you going to have the, oh, hey, mate, I'm so pumped for your job and I was happy for you but I'm actually not trying to fuck you? Yeah. Are you going to say that? Or are you just going to let him keep thinking it? Or is he going to be creeped out by that?

Like what's your next move here? I don't – I haven't really thought that far ahead. Is your next move just banging the guy? Well, see, this is the other thing, right? I actually said that as a joke. No, no, no, no. So, yeah, he's coming around tonight. So he is picking me up at eight tonight.

Should I wear the pink or the green? We're going camping. Pitch this tent. When I kind of said, oh, you like to celebrate some other way kind of thing, he shut the door and fucked off pretty quick. Absolutely. So he wasn't interested in me at all. No, no.

Whether he thinks I was trying to pick him up. He definitely does. He definitely thinks that. He, like, couldn't have escaped faster from me. He literally didn't stay at his house for the weekend. He left the city to get away from me. Kids, we're going camping. I know he likes fishing, but he doesn't like this groper.

Tony, he was very clear. I hardly know her. But, yeah, so. Tony, he left. Yeah, the body language of the interaction is what almost makes it worse because I wasn't trying to fuck him, but even if I was, he wasn't interested. What were you wearing?

I was wearing a white dress, like striped dress. Oh, yeah. You look good in that. Thank you. You're putting your best foot forward. I was. I'm surprised he left. I'm really upset, actually.

I can't even pick up guys that I don't want to pick up. Wow. Do you feel, even though you were an offering, that you sort of feel rejected? Yeah, actually. So like now I'm a bit upset because I'm like, well, what's wrong with me? Well, yeah, I feel like the power dynamics off because he's got this like, no, no, no, I'm rejecting you. But you're like, no, no, no, I'm not an offering. Yeah. But then so I'm crying to my actual boyfriend about how this guy didn't want to fuck me. And Tori's must be dead. Oh, it's okay,

baby. I'll still put it in later. I want to fuck you. It's okay. I know I don't have a driver's license or wear chinos on a weekend, but I'll still fuck you. Oh, thanks, babe. It's so funny that you're like, yeah, obviously he wanted to fuck you. Like I just didn't even. What's his name?

I don't know. Have you ever had a text with someone who's not your name? They not know their name? No. Not yet. Have you ever had to text someone who's not your name? They not know their name? No. Not yet. I tried. How do we... I'm trying my hardest. Can people let us know on the episode thread? Because that whole time you were telling the story, I was just waiting for him to mention his wife.

I've got a wife or a boyfriend or husband or something. Yeah, no. He didn't say that, but he did fucking fuck up pretty quick. He kind of did say it, though, didn't he? He said it with his body language, I think. Yeah. Yeah. I was just genuinely pumped about his job. And just because he's so nice.

Anyway, I get it. Yeah, he's a really nice guy. I've said he's really nice about 5,000 fucking times. Anyway. Do you like him more than a friend? No, I don't even know the guy's name. I don't know anything. No. It doesn't mean you're going to cheat or do anything.

It just seems like, you know, making new friends. He's just a lovely guy. Yeah, he's just a really nice guy. He's from out of town. You're from Perth. Just meeting new friends in the building. Yeah, and I mean, I'm fucking kind of blown that now because if I say anything to him like that, I'd fucking jumble.

I'm flabbed. You're rattled. I'm flabbed about this situation. I think you're getting giddy because you do like that. I fucking jumble. I'm flapped. You're rattled. I'm flapped about this situation. I think you're getting giddy because you do like it. No. You know when you've got a crush on someone and they're around and you're like, oh, butterflies. You know the feeling?

No, I don't. Well, it sounds like you do. Oh, I've got a really meet, cute, romantic, you'll love to see it. And now it's going to seem like I'm in Romanceville. Go on, please. Oh, Carly Bruins. Oh, I think I've... Oh, did you see this?

It's a really lovely story. Is it the Hallmark movie? Yes. Damn it, this is my love to see it for tomorrow. Oh, sorry. I'll think of something else. Carly shared in our Facebook group, you can join at any time, Tony and Ryan Facebook.

Tony and Ryan podcast on Facebook. I'm so flapped about this guy. I am living in a... Hey, sorry. Can you just hang on a sec? Cam, can you just get us some cold water? And a cigarette would be great, actually. And...

Fuck, what else do you need, babe? And it's not me calling you babe. That's not what you need at all. People are hard. Okay. Carly shared in our Facebook group. I am living in a Hallmark movie right now. I go for a walk every day after work and see this guy in a massive car.

No. And go a different way every single day. I typically go the same roads but a different path. Anyway, the other day I was walking and a dog came up to me. I patted the dog, said hi to the owner and just kept walking. The dog started following me so I tried to get it back to go to its owner. Some small talk later, the dog's handsome owner joins me on my walk. This is actually like a fucking film.

That is cute as fuck. We instantly hit it off and our conversation was so natural and so comfortable. We walked around talking for a little over an hour. That's a long time. A long time. Especially because when you're walking, all you can do is talk. It's not as if you're ordering food,

so other things like breaking up the conversation. We've been walking since then every day and have been on two dates. I just can't believe that this is real life and I'm the lucky one that this happened to. That is a hallmark movie. Imagine telling their grandkids, that's how we met. What a fucking beautiful story. Maybe I could take pick-up advice from Carly

because I'm not very good at picking up dudes, it turns out. I tell you what, has the guy who you're seeing... No, let's not say that. Has he seen you with Pippa? I don't know. Do you think that would help? No, this will all help. The kids will love Pippa. Oh my god, yeah.

And then he'll be like, she's great with kids. The kids love the dog. I am really good with kids though. Yeah, and you're like, oh, I'm going to take Pip for the walk. And here's the thing, you don't have to invite him on the date, you invite the kids. And go, would you like to come and play with the dog? Do the kids want to come play with the dog?

I'm not trying to pick this guy up! No, what did you love to see? I'm married now, I have to live vicariously through you. I'm not single. What if our producer, Cam, what if Cam took Pippa down to talk to this guy? What if Cam railed that bloke? Yeah, that would be a great end to the story. I hope you don't mind being a stepdad.

Two lovely boys. Are you ready for that, Gav? Yeah, I love me some tent poles. You're going fishing if you know what I mean. But I do love to say that from a top but it is a beautiful story. Isn't it so cute? Carly, can you please keep us updated? Please. I honestly, I

need to know if this keeps moving forward. Yeah, I love that. What did you love to see? Over the weekend, I went to like, there's like a farmer's market in my little town. Every Sunday. I love a farmer's market. Also great for picking up, I reckon, a farmer's market. 100%.

Like, that is such a wholesome way to meet someone. And if I was single. Actually, I'm not going to even finish that sentence. Say it. Fuck. I guess since you're dating someone, I can share my stories. Yeah. It's the same space.

There's this lady who's got a Scandinavian accent. That do it for you, does it? And she's a one-woman business, which I'm like, it's like a start the blog thing. She's doing her own almond milk, walnut milk and hazelnut milk. And you want to give her some of your nut milk. Now, I hate high fives, but that was fine. For those playing along at home,

Tony just clapped and high-fived herself. Thank you. One woman business. And she's like doing tastings because there's like different strengths of the almond milk. She can get an 8% or a 20 or this and that. And she's giving it a red hot crack. And don't, now you've fucked this whole story with your attitude. I haven't done anything. You said if you were single.

She was a lovely lady. So I bought a few bottles to like support the business. I'm allergic to almonds, but I bought a few. You know I don't like dairy, so it's actually great to find a local place. Have you had almond milk? Yeah. It's fucking delicious. Yeah, it's like the worst one for the environment though. I know

because everyone was on almond milk and now they're on oat because it's better for the environment. But walnut, no good. I've never had walnut milk, but I love walnuts. Like the actual nuts are fucking delicious. Come around and we'll have some walnut milk. Yeah. I'd love to.

Because it's like thick and crisp. Anyway, so I said, because you're here each week, do you have one of the machines where, because you can take the glass bottle back and they'll refill it. Oh, yeah. So you're not like turning through the materials and stuff. And it turns out she didn't have a machine. But here's my love to see it is her attitude and the way she responded.

Yep. So I said, do you have a machine? And she goes, I do, but unfortunately it's only in my dreams at the moment. And soon it'll be down here in the store. Oh, that is a really sweet way to answer that question. Right? And it wasn't, she didn't do like, ah, or like, lol. She just like.

Just owned what she said. Yep. I love that. I do. It's currently only in my dreams. I mean, she's like, I'm just a one woman business trying to get a start.

So if you enjoy the milk, you know, here's my Instagram, blah, blah. Obviously that's where I'll be sending the DMs later. But the fact that she said, it's in my, and just, yes,

it does exist, but in my dreams only. But also didn't feel like she had to be quirky about it. She just said it. And was like, this is does exist but in my dreams but also didn't i feel like she had to be quirky about it she just said it and was like this is just how i feel and i just went i love that that sounds like someone who really wears their heart on their sleeve well which i fucking love yeah and i think um all the brouhaha about whatever i actually just love that she's like i'm fucking doing the thing she clearly when she's doing the tastings really loves what she's like, I'm fucking doing the thing. She clearly, when she's doing the tastings, really loves what she's making.

Totally. So how I do this one is I like put a fig in to make it too sweet, but no sugar, so I do that. And like giving us the whole spiel. It was like me and Bridget were like at a show. It's like a teppanyaki guy. Yeah. Chopping up runny eggs with milk.

And I just love that. Yeah, that's a really nice story. Yeah, I love to see it. Beautiful. So tomorrow on the show, Confessions, just a sneak peek. Hi, there's this girl in my building. Who keeps trying to pick me up. Should I tell her partner who I've seen her with before?

I will say. What? For vagina havers. Yep. Tomorrow's confession may force you to cross your legs and just kind of. I've got a pimple on my vagina at the moment. Is it the same one since the day we met? No, no, no, no.

Different one. Probably had about five since then. Yeah. Because the day we met, I said, Tony, how are you doing? She said, not good. I've got a pimple on my vagina. Yeah, and then it popped in the back of a Volkswagen Golf. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. I sold that car. Yeah. You didn't get much money for it. It was great. There was just this fucking... Stain in the back.

Stain in the back. Do you know what that is? No, I don't. No, I don't. I think it was some nut milk. More nuts. She's getting an avian accent. From the Sandy and Avian lady at the farmer's market.

He's got kids. See you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.