Toni and Ryan - It Runs In Toni's Family

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan, Vice Captain of the ship, and we're calling Simon, who is in Canada. Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Oh, you've doxed him. What's that? What's that mean? Like, giving out all of his details. Oh, yeah, and his email address. Yeah, and we're calling him on the phone number 04.

Hello? Simon. Hi, is this Tony and Ryan? It is. It is. Hi, Simon. What are you doing? I'm actually driving home from work right now.

What do you do for work? I am a construction worker. I actually, our company does water and sewer. I couldn't do that. I don't think. I've never done any hard work. No, Tony's an indoor clean hands girl. I am.

Thank you. Yeah. Well, Simon, will you approve today's podcast? Of course I will. Yay! Hey, this is Simon from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today.

How well do you know your neighbours? And can you trust them? I feel like there's been a lot going on in Europe. Is that a... This is actually for once not my apartment building. Okay, that's great. Yeah, thankfully. I would say a torrid history. And normally, you know, when someone's kind of talking to you about their neighbour,

they're the, like, good neighbour and the neighbour is the bad neighbour. Yeah, my sister's maybe the bad neighbour. Oh, yeah, but everyone thinks they're the good like, good neighbour and the neighbour is the bad neighbour. Yeah, my sister's maybe the bad neighbour. Oh. Yeah, but everyone thinks they're the good neighbour, though. Yeah, but what is the thing? Like, history is written by the victors. Is it? Like, no one ever tells you the story where they're the shit.

No. Sorry. Sorry. All right, that's coming up soon. Sorry, producer Ken. Find out who is the shit. First, though, imagine this. You're hanging out with your friend at a bar on the weekend.

Oh, that sounds really nice. What am I wearing? What's the dress code? Is it smart casual? Yeah, smart casual. Okay. Okay. So like jeans and a nice top or am I doing heels and a dress?

I'd say let's go cocktail bar. Let's go heels and a dress. Oh, okay. And does my hair look and like my makeup looks cool and stuff um my original answer that was i don't give a fuck but i would say probably yeah yeah cool nice um your friend who you're having a drink with at this bar yeah when you're dressed however i just answered that i've already forgotten okay um they're a specialist in their field of work and you actually need help in their field of work. Oh. Are you allowed to ask them for help

or is that taking the piss and exploiting them for free a little bit? Because whilst they're a friend and they may want to help, I reckon after a long week of work, maybe the last thing they want to do is talk about work stuff they just want to look hot and go to the bar and enjoy their drink and talk shit about other people they're they're having a drink with you to get away from all that shit that's happening at work yeah so what what would you what do you think the rules are here tony what's your gut feel say i think it depends if the reason you invited them out was purely to kind of like

fluff them up and ask them that question like that feels a bit yuck that's yuck i think if it kind of comes up in convo like you're talking and then say they um uh i'm trying to think of a good example uh your friend might be an accountant and you've got a tax question. Oh, yeah, I think something like that, like at the moment, right? It's just been end of financial year, like, right? So you could kind of go, oh, I bet you the last few weeks of work have been absolutely insane. They go, oh, yeah, like it's just awful.

But can I claim my work uniform? Yeah, you can't then ask them because they've said how they're like so over it. Yeah, so my strategy is to bring it up not to the point but like the topic of conversation and then lean in. Kind of like you were saying, oh, you've been really busy at work because it's the end of financial year. Oh, yeah, tax stuff. Oh, yes.

And so you're kind of like limping in, right? Or you kind of go like oh my god that reminds me duh i have to make a note in my phone to ask my accountant about whether i can claim my work uniform and then they go huh and you go oh i need to ask me if i can claim my work uniform like so embarrassing and they go oh you can and then you go oh you're not like i forgot you're totally my dress and my heels my beautiful hair and makeup looks so cool and we're just casually here together what do you think about going out for a drink with your psychologist friend when you're on the verge of a mentee bee oh how have you been

oh rough what do you reckon this is about yeah oh you're a psychologist um my friend kate who i've known for 10 or 15 years. The feet chick. She's a podiatrist. And not just of it, she owns a bunch of podiatry clinics and stuff. Isn't that cool? Does she own one of those ones where you're like, it's also a shoe shop? She has a separate business that's a shoe shop.

And you walk on the treadmill and they look at what your feet, like how they incline. You're thinking of athlete's foot. Oh, yep. But they do have orthopedic shoes, like shoes that are actually stylish. Orthodontist. No. No, that's teeth.

Orthotics. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I keep thinking orthodontist when I talk because of ortho. Yeah, podiatrist. No, pediatrician. No, that's babies. Oh, podiatrist. Yeah. Periodontal No, that's babies. Oh, podiatrist.

Yeah. Periodontal. What's that? That's teeth as well. No, that's dentures, isn't it? Periodontal. How come the teeth and the feet, they all sound similar? Foot, hand, mouth disease maybe.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it is. Yeah. What's foot, hand, and mouth? Is that the mad cow? No, that's mad cow. What's foot, hand, and mouth? that the mad cow? No, that's mad cow. What's foot, hand and mouth? I don't know. Why is that in my head?

Someone say that to me the other day. We've mentioned it. It got mentioned on the pod a few weeks ago. Did it? Hand, foot and mouth? Yeah. Foot, hand and mouth. Hand, foot and mouth.

Which one is it? Oh, no. One of my friend's baby's got hand, foot and mouth from the daycare center and it was spreading like the plague. What is it? Is it just like a, is it bad? It sounds very bad. Your mouth turns into a foot.

No, it grows out. What is it? A common children's virus causing sores in the mouth and a rash on the hands and feet. Oh. Maybe you have that. What? What?

Fucking what? No, you know how everyone likes to comment on your fucking psoriasis. Oh, yeah. so i was like i don't have sores in my mouth yeah no i do have psoriasis yeah it's not hand foot mouth it's not eczema it's not everyone messaged through what you think about tony um so i think i mentioned ages ago that i had like the sore achilles and the calves and everyone was messaging through so i mess i spoke to kate ages ago just to purely go like, is this a physio or a podiatrist?

Like I don't even know which person. So you've already asked her for advice. Ages ago. Ages ago. And then we're chatting because she's just had a baby as well. I was about to say. So we've been chatting a fair bit about that. So she is still, I would believe, on maternity leave.

I believe that is correct. Uh-huh. So she is taking time away from her career to raise her beautiful firstborn baby. No, it's her second. Secondborn baby. There's another Kate that's had a baby. There's too many Kates in my life. There's a lot of Kates.

So hang on. So she's taking time away from her job that she's worked really hard for. She owns a lot of podiatry clinics. Her and I are at the bar together. We've got dress and heels. Our makeup looks cool. Our hair looks good. And she's taking time off.

Yeah, so my strategy is to subtly let it come up in conversation. And by subtly, I mean like it's inception. God, don't we all have feet? Okay, so do you want to know how much do you want to eat? Because I've mapped it out in my mind. Oh, Ryan, did you want another glass of wine or are you all good? So, like, because you're a new mum, because with Bridge, she wants to get out and go for walks.

With the pram. With the pram. But, like, getting out of the house is a bit of a mental and a physical. Like, it's a big deal. Totally. So how are you going with it? She goes, yeah, not too bad. What about you?

And I'm like, oh, like, I'd like to be walking more. But, you know. My feet are so sore yeah and she goes oh that sucks yeah because it's got benefits and i'm like yeah bridge is loving him like yeah yeah we've been trying to do more and bridge went out the other day and i wanted to go with her but but i couldn't because because of because of the sore foot she goes oh that sucks so how's bridge going with the yeah she's going well because she doesn't have a sore foot. So, sorry, can you just refresh my memory? Has this happened or this is just your idea?

No, it's, yeah. This is your idea? No, no. This happened? Oh, did she end up taking the bait about your sore foot? She goes, I think, have I used the word subtle a few times? That's not how she would describe it. She just goes

like after a while when Ryan do you want to help with your feet? I just think that she would have appreciated and you as well because I know you very well. She would have just rather you were like, Kate, I know that you're on maternity leave, but would you be able to give me a hand

or can you refer me to someone or can you get me an appointment? So I did after some, I don't think courting is the right word, but what's the word I'm looking for? I just also know that you've got no game. So, like, you were saying that it was, like, so subtle and, like, real cool that you were bringing it up, but it was probably like, my feet really hurt! My feet!

Kate, my feet! I limped into the bar. No, I did end up saying the line, can I ask a work question? You can't say that after you've tried to nibble it in. Well, I did. No, no, no, because that would have been totally respectful and all good if you'd done that in the beginning. You can't then go, oh, look, random one after you've said

your feet are sore 25 times. Oh, out of nowhere, random thought. Yeah. Work question? Yeah, imagine if I was like, oh, I'm so thirsty. Oh, God, I'm absolutely parched. Oh, sorry. Do you need a drink, Tony?

Look, I'm so sorry. Could I have some of your water? Like, just ask. So Kate very politely has. Was this at your house or were you at her house? No, she's referred me now. So this was a while ago and I've got an update. Okay.

Because she owns the clinic, I said what was wrong and she's like, oh, Luke is like, that's his area, his specialty. He will help you out. And I'm like, great. So I booked in to see him. It's been going really well. I'm getting shockwave therapy. I remember I was complaining the other day.

Oh, yeah. Anyway, so Kate comes to the house the other day, our place because her and bridge are again being young mums together um having fun the two back when the two babies are on the floor yeah very cute and so now i've shifted gears because you know how any physio osteo anyone's like cool so you're gonna have to do like three sets of eight calf raises each morning and each night and do the stretches and then like you never do it? I always do it because I'm a nerd. You would, yeah.

Like whenever I go to my osteo, whenever he tells me what I should do, I always do it. Yeah. And you know how any podiatrist ever will always be like, oh, you know, dress shoes probably not like wear the runners because it's got the arch and the stuff and then you kind of like, you try but like you're never just going to wear runners all day, every day. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So Kate comes around. I've got the runners on. I'm fucking stretching in the front. And then she rocks. Oh, Kate, didn't realise you were coming around today. Are you here to see Bridget? Yeah, I'm just doing a bit of a stretch and a lunge here.

Yeah, I do these every day. 99, 100. Yeah, getting my twice daily calf raises in, in my Nikes. And she just walked in and went, whatever, and then walked through. I mean, she said, I'm a professional and I respect your work and I'm off to hang out with the baby. All the best with your future endeavours. She calls Luke.

She's like, hey, can you cancel his appointment? This guy's an arsehole. Hey, this is Simon from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapions from the Patreon. Kat with a K. Love to see it. Thanks, Kat.

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Leave this studio And then we'll be straight Ont this studio. And then we'll be straight onto the live stream. So very exciting. Do you, Ryan, do you know your neighbours? Because you live out in the Burbs now. So is that very like cup of sugar vibes? Yeah, when we moved in, pleasantly surprised by people just, oh, g'day, welcome to the area.

Really? I thought that was like a movie scene. I didn't think people actually did that. And then because we moved in in November at Christmas, like the lady across the street made us shortbreads and another girl wrote a card and was just like, Merry Christmas to the family, like welcome to the neighbourhood. That is lovely.

Yeah, and then one lady across the street who's really lovely, she was trying to get her toddler into the car seat and it wasn't quite working and another toddler was running amok. So she ran next door and said, can you just keep an eye on the toddler for 20 minutes? I've got to fix this other thing. I'm like, yeah, no worries. Bring him in.

We'll take care of him. And it's like a real wholesome vibes. That's so lovely. And the guys next door were lovely, especially when we had a baby. They're like, oh, do you want us to help with the flat pack or this and stuff? Oh. Yeah. I really actually like the whole neighbourhood thing

because I really wouldn't mind moving out to the Burbs myself. Yeah. And I really hope that when slash if that happens, positively manifest, when that happens, that I'll be able to be like, oh, yeah, like Jenny from Nextdoor, like she, you know, I think that's really nice. Do you fear that you'll become that? Because I love making friends.

Yeah. So, okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, no. But I reckon you might be the annoying neighbor that's a bit too pushy. No, no. Because Jenny will be like, fuck, Tony's over here every second day. Do you think so?

I've seen you in a drive-thru be overly aggressively nice. And I just fear. Okay. So. For your soon-to-be neighbor. Do you think so? I've seen you in a drive-thru be overly aggressively nice, and I just fear you're soon to be nice. And Cam, can you just put a note when Tony, if Tony, slash hopefully Tony buys a house, we'll send like a box of muffins and just say they're from the neighbours just to like rev her up a bit. So it's funny. And then also leave a note for us to act shocked when Tony comes

and tells us about it. No, because I would cry if someone did. I would be like, you won't believe what the neighbours did. I will believe it because I did it. Yeah. No. Now I won't be able to trust anything that my neighbours do. Yeah.

Oh, fuck you. You really ruined this house that I haven't bought yet. I'm trying to buy, I'm making you baked goods and you're getting off on my grill. Yeah, because I think that Jenny sent them. Yeah, and I'll let you believe that. And then I go over there and I go, oh, Jenny, thank you so much for the mum. And she goes, I didn't fucking send you anything. Get out of my fucking house.

Get off my fucking lawn. Anyway, it's funny that you bring up the customer service voice because that actually runs in my family. Really? The other day I was on the phone to my sister and we are very, very similar. We've got really similar sense of humor and actually we have the exact same laugh. Oh, my God. I do.

I feel bad for her neighbors. It's the exact same laugh. So she laughs like Wheezy? No, not that one. Does she wheeze it up? Which one? Oh, that one. Yeah.

She laughs exactly like that. And we're just really similar and we kind of think about things the same way and we both like are mega heavy detail storytellers. Like we both give way too much information and I personally love it but I know that it's not everyone's favourite thing. Anyway, the other day I'm on the phone to my sister and the same way that I tell a story like the long way around, she's exactly the same, loves details, and so whenever we talk, like,

she'll call me to tell me something for five minutes and then I'll be like, it's been three fucking hours, Lib. Like, I've got to go. Anyway. Why are you allowed to say that? Don't be a dick, Jane. Anyway, so we're on the phone the other day and she's driving home and so it's kind of good because if either of us are in the car,

we know that at some point one of us is going to be like, I'm just pulling into home, I've got to go. And I know that she feels the same way about me. Is that a good out? I think so. Have you ever said, oh, I'm just pulling in home and you weren't home yet? The other day. And it's the drive-through?

The other day someone called me, right? A new friend called me on facetime um and then at the end of the phone call said all right well i better let you go and just like cool as ice and i was like that was that was cool there wasn't the awkward like oh well i've got a lot it was just like i'll let you go yeah i've got some stuff to do and i was like great we're on the phone for like 15 minutes like done done done it's great anyway fuck the bar is so low to be a friend with Tony. I know, yeah. I'm really desperate.

Friendship pluses. Knows how to hang up a call. Oh, she's in. Bestest VFF life. Yeah. She's one of the best friends I've ever had. I love her so much. She sent me these mini muffins.

Anyway, so we're on the phone. She's driving home. And then as she kind of does the old like, oh, well, I'm just pulling into home. And then she goes, that's weird. The neighbor's lights are on. It's like the middle of the day. She goes, the lights are on. And their bins are out.

That's weird. And I'm like at home. And I was like, oh, no. Okay. All good. They're on holidays and they're trying to pretend like someone's still home. Please don't rob them. Yeah, like they're obviously, but if you leave your bin out for too long,

then that's suspicious because it's like, oh, no one's taking the bin in. Oh, yeah. Anyway, and she didn't say much of it and we kind of like wrapped up our conversation and then whatever. Then the next day she was working from home and we were on the phone, working from home. Fucking hell. And she was like, oh, I've got no time.

I'm always so busy. You seem to tell these stories where you've got a lot of time. It's like, I'm just so busy. So I watched three seasons of this show last week. I'm busy getting stuff to talk about for the podcast. What would we be talking about if I wasn't busy on the phone with my sister? Anything else. No.

Oh, mate, we just listened to you tell your friend about how your foot was sore for 45 minutes. Okay? You can fucking listen. Anyway, so she's like, oh, I'll go out and grab the mail. Like, it's really not riveting shit that we talk about. Anyway, she's like, oh. Can you guys record these chats? Maybe start a little side shoot podcast?

Side podcast, yeah. Anyway. Tony and siblings. She goes out the front to, like, grab the mail. And she goes, oh, Tony, did I tell you yesterday? Oh, my God. Did I tell you yesterday about how the neighbour's lights were on? And I was like, yeah, yeah, we're on the phone.

She goes, they're still on. And I was like, oh, that is weird. She goes, and their bin is still out the front. And she's kind of like talking like that because she's out the front, obviously. So she's not like yelling in the street. She's like, oh, what do you think? Do you think I should like pull their bins

in? And I was like, oh, like, I guess so. If you think that they're away, it probably is the right thing. Where are we up to in the cycle of bins? It's not bid day. I said, well, is the bin empty? And she goes, yeah, bin's empty. Okay.

So she's like talking like this, like it's a covert operation. Like bin night's tomorrow night. You put your bin out at night early. I'll do them a favour. Yeah, I'll bring that in. Oh, thanks, asshole. Anyway, so she goes, they must be on holiday or something. Yeah.

And I was like, probably. They've obviously just left it out. Like, I reckon if it's empty, pull it in. I think that's fine. Anyway, and she goes, yeah, I think I will. And I've just got this mental image of my sister like, you know, when you do that subtle walk to try and look inconspicuous, but you look very obvious.

It almost needs that, you know, the music. Yes. Exactly. conspicuous but you look very obvious it almost needs that the you know the music yes exactly that like plucked violin pink uh pink panther kind of almost yeah and so she's got the phone to her ear she's talking to me and she's talking real loud and it's on loudspeaker trying to be inconspicuous no so it's not on loudspeaker but she goes i think yeah i think i'm gonna pull the bins in. And I was like, yeah, okay, that sounds like a good idea. And I'm like on my AirPods at home, like working at the same time, whatever. I'm like, yeah, okay.

She walks over. She goes, oh, fuck, I hope they don't think I'm like stealing their bins like a weirdo. And she's like pulled it halfway up the driveway. And then she goes oh my oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god the garage is opening the garage is opening the garage is like an automated thing what do you mean what's going on like what that's so that's are you okay like what's going like tell me what's going on it's like a covert mission and she goes oh my god oh my god tony tony tony hang on hi sorry sorry sorry oh my god yeah i noticed your bins are out She goes, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Tony, Tony, Tony. Hang on. Hi. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Oh, my God. Yeah, I noticed your bins are out. You probably think I'm such a weirdo. Yeah. And I can just hear her side of the conversation. And you can't hear the other side.

I can't hear him. Yeah. And I'm, like, pissing myself laughing. Because instantly she's like, oh, my God, I'm going to go get there. Hi! And it's the ultimate customer service voice. Yep. And that's where I was like, oh, my God, I do that too. Anyway, and she goes, you probably think I'm such a weirdo.

Oh, my God. I just, yeah. So I saw that your lights were on yesterday and your bin was out yesterday. And then today I'm working from home. I'm on the phone with my sister now. And actually, yeah, and I saw that the lights were still on and the bin was still out. So I thought, you know what I'll do?

I'll go over there and I'll pull their bins in. And now like. Was he as frustrated as I am here? And so he's just like, obviously saying like, oh, all good. Like, thanks. Yep. And then, and I'm like, oh, they've been living there for probably like a while. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, they've been living there for probably like a while.

Yeah. And I'm like, okay, so obviously she knows this guy at least. That's pretty good. Yeah, so sorry. I'm Libby, by the way. Oh. They'd never met before. Oh, that's so embarrassing.

And she's like, she's giving him all this information. But all I can hear is her going like, oh, the pants. And is he giving you like a, oh, look, I appreciate it, but also like I don't give a fuck about your life story. Yeah, but he was just kind of like, that's fine. I'm also trying to work from home, but some bitch is in my driveway telling me about her sister's thing. Someone's trying to move their pins.

And then just fucking sent me, she's like, I'm Libby, by the way. And he's just like, fuck off. Thanks, Libby. Give me my bin back, you fucking thief. And then anyway, so I'm on the phone by the way. And he's just like, fuck off. Thanks, Libby. Give me my bin back, you fucking thief. And then anyway, so I'm on the phone the whole time. Yeah. Dying. Yeah, like piercing myself laughing.

And then I put it on speaker and Torbs is listening to it, like Libby explain this thing. And then she goes, I'm Libby, by the way. Oh, my God. Sorry. Anyway, like, so sorry. Like, ha, ha, ha. And then she goes, oh, my God, Tony, you won't believe what happened.

I actually will believe it. I actually will believe it. I was actually watching it live. I actually know what happened. And then I said this. I know. And then in the end, I went, oh, I'm Libby, by the way. Fuck.

Shit. That was so funny. Oh my God. So was she embarrassed? How did she feel? Yeah, she was really embarrassed. I actually didn't tell her I was going to tell this story, but it fucking was so funny.

Yeah, Libby, thanks for sharing your fucking gear with us. Oh my God. It was just like the ride at the end, her being like, I'm Libby, by the way. I'm just like, oh my God, you don't even know this poor guy. But also like read the, if he's not picking up what you're putting down, don't push harder. He says, I know what.

He's not loving all the detail. I know what will get him. More details. More details. But then just like, oh my God, Tony, the funniest thing just happened. I was there, man. I was fucking there.

Fuck me. And then I'm like, well, I'll let you go. I'll let you go. You got a lot on. Yeah, you sound fucking busy. You made a new friend today, so don't let me hold you down. Oh, my God. Fuck, I got to love to see it, but it's going to be hard to top that

because I do love to see that, and I do love that her intentions were pure and she was just trying to get the bins in. And that's the thing, she's just a sweetheart, but just, oh, fuck, so funny. Jodie, who listens closely to the pod, has found a couple of things that we love that have been brought together. McDonald's have just released a Biscoffy McFlurry here in the United Kingdom.

What's Biscoffy? Are you joking? Speckaloos. Biscoffy. What? But we talked about the Biscoffy coffee toffee thing. No, we talked about Banoffee. Yeah.

Yeah, it's kind of the same. Oh, hang on. Is Biscoffy and Banoffee not the same thing? No, Speckaloos, it's basically Banoffee in Biscoffy coffee toffee thing. No, we talked about Banoffee. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of the same. It's that in biscuit form. Oh, hang on. Is Biscoffy and Banoffee not the same thing? No, Speculoos, it's basically Banoffee in biscuit form. Oh, my God. This is more embarrassing than when Tony introduced her fucking self-friend's sister to the neighbour. Oh.

I thought she meant Banoffee. What's Biscoffy? So Biscoffy is like a Dutch thing called like Speculoos, which basically is Banoffee in biscuit form. Look it up. Look it up. Look it up. Oh, I thought it was banoffee McFlurry and I was getting all excited. It's very close to it. Is it Biscoff or Biscoffy?

Here we go. Speculoos is a biscuit originally manufactured in Belgium from Dutch Speculoos. It's basically a caramely banana toffee. Is it Biscoff? Yes. That thing that people like. I've never had that, I don't think. Well, there's now a Biscoff McFlurry in the UK.

Jodie says, I'll have five, thanks. All bodies are summer bodies. Go fuck yourself. You'll have to see it. Totally agree with that. And yes, you should eat five of those. So this is why I love to say it's not last. Because it sucks.

Yeah. I'll buy you some Speckle Loose. Okay. So what's Speckle Loose if it's not Biscoff? No, but is Biscoff what Biscoff? You're saying Biscoffy. So people who can't read like me, what we do is just like look at shapes of words and like just find letters and just go with it. Yeah.

So when I saw a capital B and an OFF in Biscoff, my brain went Binoffy. Yeah. No, I understand how you got confused because I don't know what that is anyway. Neither do I now. Now that I've read every letter in the word, I'm like, oh, that's not Banoffee at all. No judgment at all. It just has three similar letters to the word Banoffee. Very easy mistake to make, I feel.

So did your sister put the... Oh, don't tell the story again! We need our code word. We're two days away from getting a code word. I feel like we already need it. My Love to See is from Catherine Steele. Hi, Catherine. Hey, Catherine.

Catherine's shared this in our Facebook group. I have a rare genetic disease that is life-threatening and only 60 people have it globally. Fuck. As of this week, I've been on a clinical trial for a treatment that we've never had before for one year and i get to continue the trial until it's licensed uh because the results have been so successful

fuck yeah uh when they say a trial and you go yeah but we've tried everything and it seems risky but like i've fucking tried everything and i've got nothing to lose yeah kind of like especially if you know that it's life threateningthreatening, I guess you would be willing to try anything. So I think you take that risk and then it fucking starts... Paying off. We are one step closer to a treatment for this awful disease and you love to see it. You do fucking love to see that. You love to see that, Catherine.

Like, that's really... And keep us updated. Let us know how you go because, yeah, that's really cool. That's huge. And I'm sorry, Catherine, that you'll love to see it was on an episode that was so bad. After all she's been through. We really put her through the ringer.

Yeah. Oh, I know, last time still, the ringer still. Tomorrow we've got Normal or Nah and Murray's got one and I think it's got some Tony Lodge energy about when you're in the retail stores, and I kind of agree with it as well. It's like an anxious thing where you go, oh, like, I won't do this thing that seems easy, but I won't do it. I don't reckon Tony will do it, and Murray doesn't do it either.

All right, that's tomorrow on the show. Love you, bye.