Toni and Ryan - Italy Will Actually Pay You To Move Here

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

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In Tritino, if you decide to move there, the government will give you 100,000 euro. I think we should apply for one of these grants. We're moving to Italy. Hi, I'm Megan from Leavenworth, Kansas, in the US. Hey, this is Danielle from East Palacca, Florida. I am Deborah. I'm from Central Coast, New South Wales. And I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is... do-de-de-de-de-de-de-do. Let's go, Charles. Is everything right between the two of you? Yeah, it's just my new favorite thing to say. I think it's like a bit of a stim. I got a stoke in my...

Like it feels really good to my mouth to say. Like he said to say. Well, people who want to come with us to Fiji have to think of their like catchphrase or slogan or thing. Maybe that's your entry. The saying of the truth. Yep. That's...

Sorry, I just had a Coke zero. Tony said, don't have it. You'll burp all episode. and I said, no, it would be fine. And here we are. In other news, we're moving to Sicily. Yay. We're moving to Italy.

They're not the same thing. Let me give you, and we, it is a beautiful place, isn't it? Oh my God. So we're in more specifically, Tarminna. Yeah, if you've seen season two of White Lotus, I just was like that place, please. Yep. Not that hotel. Yeah, well, because then the follow up question to that every time is people are, are you staying at that hotel?

We go, no. We looked into it. And that was a very short inquiry. We're staying a bit further away. We've all chipped in. A bit further up the beach. So one of us can have lunch there. Yeah.

And we're going to scissors paper rock to see who it is. I can't stay there. Now, when we're moving around or even at home, a lot of just the chat amongst the team is always like, oh, if you had to move to a city, where would you move to it? Which is the fun thing we like to talk about. Yeah. Let me just...

And we should actually pick a place and actually move there. Yeah. Agreed. Tony's pitching hard. Charles's pitching hard. Let me add some things to the... the mix. So is this considerations or options?

This is just some facts that might scratch an itch or might get you thinking. Oh, that made me itchy, feel itchy. Or update on the cactus, still in there. Still in my arm. Maybe tomorrow. Yeah, just wanted to let everybody know. I do still have the tip of a cactus in my arm. And they do have cactus in Sicily.

Everywhere. Kekita ysa. Kakatocha. In Tritino, these are all places in Italy. There's 33 mountain villages. and if you decide to move there, the government will give you 100,000 euro as an incentive to go there.

That's like $3 million Australian dollars. Yeah, so it's 20,000 euro towards buying a home and then they'll give you 80,000 euro for renovations because there's a lot of like beautiful old buildings but need a bit of a little bit of love. So you kind of end up being like a caretaker of like that, your home? Well, it's your home. It's yours.

Sorry, but they give you the. money so that you want to like bring it up to scratch because otherwise the difference is that they have to pay for straight up for all of the renovations but they go oh well someone's going to love it and look after it and absolutely that's very cool there's a lot of beautiful old towns but like young people like want to move to the city and so they're like there's not many so they need to give like incentives for people to move there is that something though that like sounds like too good to be true and then it isn't or there's like a loophole and it's like and you get all that money if you're under the age of blah or over the age of like is there like a lot of is it hard to actually qualify for no

there's a few little rules and stuff but they're the population in these towns is shrinking and they're like well we have to do something or the town's not going to exist in 30 years you know how one of my favorite aren't the big good ones yeah no you know they'll be like little villages and bits and pieces yeah but you know how one of my favorite type of documentary to watch is like about blue zones no oh my god tell me what's a blue zone um um So it's like there's concentrated areas around the world where it's most likely to be a centenarian, which is like where you live over 100. And there's a couple. There's a couple in Italy.

There's a couple of old villages where the people there, like most of the people are over 100 or they all live to be over 100. It's just like healthy food, good community, sunshine. Yeah. But so the one, the interesting thing. Sorry, this is like a very niche point of interest for me. but the one in Italy, say, is very, very different to the one in Japan. Yep. I think the one in Japan's in Okinawa, but they live completely differently.

The climate is completely different. And the interesting part is that they look and compare what could be similar. There's one in South Korea as well. Are there any in reservoir? No, no. But it's like, it's so fucking interesting. Anyway. If I mentioned any blue zones pipe up.

Yeah, well, I don't know them all. But it is one my favorite type of documentaries to watch. Sardinia will pay you 15,000 euro if you move there to buy a house. I'll do that. Yep. Mollies. That's one of the blue zones. Sardinia is a blue zone.

Yeah. And I think it's Sardinia. It's pronounced here when you're there. Yeah. No, well, if I'm there, I'm not here. No, but you would say Tarmina, hardly no one. You would say here about Sardinia. So if I was in Sardinia, I'd say Tarmina.

No. Because that's here. No. So if I was here. But you're thinking as if someone's in Tarmina. Yeah, that's where I am now. No, but if you are in Sardinia, here would be here. No, but here is Tarmina.

So if I'm in Sardinia, am I talking about Tarmina? You're missing the bit about if you're in Sardinia. Yeah, a Sardinia. I don't think you get it. You're saying Sardinia. Like, do you want a Sardinia? Like, that's not. I'll Sarpania.

In Males, that's definitely not pronounced right. If you're under 40 and open to small business, see, these are getting a bit complicated. Yeah. Under 40 and a small business. The region will pay you 700 euro a month, just like a retainer. Is this a small business? Yeah. Over three years, that equals 25,000 euro. That's amazing.

Just keep you going. Because also they know that some of that 700 is going into the local shop and the thing and the whatever. Yes. Because this is like, what was the thing in Australia? like where they did the economy, but you got $1,000 or whatever, and they're like, everyone's going to go and buy a big screen TV and stuff.

And that was still like. After the GFC, I don't know if people around the world know this. Everyone in Australia got given $900. Yeah. After the GFC. They just gave everybody 900 bucks. It was called something.

Yeah. That's, I, because I'm thinking in my mind, baby bonus, that was a different thing. Well, there was a thing so that with declining birth rates in Australia,

they offered a baby bonus for three or four years. Yeah. And every. baby that was born in that period of time you got like. It's a 1500 bucks or something? I was going to say, but I think it was split up into like over three months. You got $600 each time or something. Baby bonus.

Australia treats you right. Yeah. So this is a baby bonus and you don't have to have a kid. That's crazy. In Tuscany. Stanley Tucci's been there. If you move to a mountain village and promise to buy or renovate a home, they will give you 30,000 euro.

Question. Where's in Australia if you buy a place? They go, thank you. And here's stamp duty. Go fuck yourself. Pay more stuff. We know you paid X for a house, but now you've got to pay us to stamp the piece of fucking paper.

Do you think you could? Very rarely. Nah. Do you reckon you could live in like a little village town and all that's kind of there is like, so you've got your community, you got your bros that you're like, you're like, you know, play botchy with, etc. But then, like, what a little store and maybe like a servo so you can fuel up your car or your tractor and what have you.

Do you think you could live somewhere like that? My issue with these things is who's doing the renovating? Because I think I could do everything else. Oh, wow. That's a very good point. Because I'm guessing for me, they're like, here's money for the kitchen. I was like, cool. I can't do anything.

Yeah. So, Torbs is kind of handy. Yeah. So the thing with Torbs is that he, because we would love to move into, we would love a house with a pool. Yep. And obviously, that's very expensive.

Yeah. Anywhere, but in Melbourne, especially, like, very, very expensive. Could he dig one? Could he dig one? Well, there's a few houses with a pool, but the house is a lot older, and you would have to kind of, like, bring it up a bit.

Yeah. And he's like, sweetie, I reckon we could do that. And I'm like, I just, I think that I have enough self-awareness to know that I couldn't. I'm not very patient. So I would really struggle moving into a house and not being how I wanted it straight away. And if they say six months, that means two years. And I also, as a DIY person, I reckon that there are parts of it I could do. But I can't change a fucking kitchen.

I think I also would get like analysis paralysis about like deciding between two types of tile. Because I go, well, hang on. If we're going to live here forever, like, do I want the, you know, fancy tile that like is maybe a bit in vogue right now? But what if you got the wrong one? It's going to be really dated soon. Yeah. You said something about renovating house a few years ago and I said, you know how tradies say they'll be there at a time and they're not? Imagine that every day.

Every day for two years while you're trying. Yeah. And I just, I think I couldn't put myself through that. I, not in a like, oh, I couldn't ever do it. I'm like, no, I actually know my strengths and that's not one of them. I'd rather wait and move later when we had a bit more cash or... If I had something to do in the small village, I would fucking love it. What do you, what do you think?

And like if you were like the village, like doctor or something? No, not within the, but even just like a, like, even if I was like doing a PhD but it's online, that's like, at least every day I've got up and I'm like, I'm going to spend a few hours and it's a bit of a routine. Yep. So if I could figure out a routine, it'd be great. Because if I would, I would work in the little shop. Of course.

Like I would love that. Because then I would get to chat to everybody every day. I'd come for a coffee, see you at the shop. Any new flowers today, Tone? Yeah, check out these ones. There'd be some flowers. And you know, the other thing that I'd be really good at, I reckon, is like, you would never ever have to tell me what you wanted to order.

I'd be like, oh, well, Ryan always comes in between 8 and 9. Of course I'll have his, you know, arm and cap ready to go. Oh, it's hot outside today. He'll want like ice on black. Like, I reckon I'd be pretty good at like... I actually agree that you'd be really good at that. However, you don't want me to do it. Let me propose this to you.

Imagine if you went to a place and some chick there just guessed what you wanted. You would fucking hate that. I wouldn't like that. Yeah, no, that's so fair. But let's... Okay, what if I didn't... Okay, here's my... Because I agree.

Here's my other thing. What if I didn't have it ready in case you did want something fresh? but as in a bit different but what if when you came in I went you feel in your almond cup today or should we change it up that's nice it's nice but I think you a great thing for anyone to do is just go good morning but there's something vibe it if the person goes good morning how have you then you can go yeah yeah but I don't want to come in and be mid game show yeah no okay on my like maybe I'm in the mood for that day and I know I can bring that mood with me yeah okay if I walk in

and I'm just like oh my just get a so you Do you think there's more room for me to just like vibe the energy? Yeah. It's like, in real life or just in this village? Both. But if you're running the shop, you've got to meet them where they're at sometimes. No, that's true. Yeah, because I don't want people thinking, oh, I can't deal with her today.

Because there's no other coffee shop. I've been to. I'm the only one in the village. Yeah. I think that's the thing. You're like, oh, if you're like, you've got to let them be chill. Yeah. Now, here's a, here's a test for our friendship and your future as a store owner in,

Is Sardinia? So we're going to go with Sardinia. Blue Zardinia. You need to say Sardinia. Yeah. And if we're there, what will we call it? Here. Thank you.

Not Tameina. Because we'll be there. Sardinia is like ocean side. You're thinking of sardines. Fuck you. I've got an order. Mm-hmm. Because apparently you would know what I wanted.

Apparently. You guys, fuck it. I got. I've got a drink order, like from the cafe part. Yep. and two other things I've got from your store that has a bunch of stuff. Yeah, okay. Should I lock in my answers with everyone else if you close your eyes?

Do you want to write it down? Oh, no, I'll just close my ears because you've got to type on the big iPad. Big iPad in this guy. God's iPad. Her iPad. Oh, I've spelled that one. Oh, Charles is watching? Charles, do you know that watching?

someone type into a live Google document is like watching them undress, which you have also watched me do today. Yesterday I saw you sack and today I saw you crack. All right. I need to tell everyone. Tomorrow you might flip me onto my back. I need to tell everyone who's playing along at home, so block your ears, please.

Oh, okay. Ice to almond latte, some flowers for the table at home, and a GQ magazine. All right. I think Well in Italy You do like a cafe Grenada

But I'm going to go I'm going to go classic Ryan John And I think from the cafe part You would order a almond cap And on this This day An iced almond latte

Mm-hmm And then From the shop I reckon you've probably brought a Gatorade. Oh. I didn't say that, but that's pretty good. I don't know if they have Gatorade. Or Lucasade or whatever.

Yeah, no, I didn't have anything like that. But that is like, not incorrect. Like, that's... Probably a little chocolate bar. Oh, that would be nice. Oh, fuck. You know me better than I know myself. And then, like, something else that you like to pick up in a shop is like a little, like, granola and yogurt or a little fruit.

fruit cup with stuff in it or something. Okay, I'm naming all things that you like. Keep in mind the life I'm living. I'm going to get my coffee. Yeah. Then I'm going back home to, you know, our place. Yeah. Are you buying a little jar of nagroney?

No, but another great suggestion. These are all things like... Oh, yeah. So true. Oh, so maybe you're buying an orange? As soon as I said I'm making my own, I was like, I should have bought an orange from the store. I didn't...

Okay. You'll have to come back. This is a terrible game. Yeah. You've forgotten. Right. Put this in that app. See, this is why the person that works there should tell you what you want because these are all things that you've forgotten.

Actually, let's change the game. I'm going to walk in and you tell me what I'm having. Yeah. Well, okay, everything that I just said. Sounds great. Yeah. Box it up. What did you actually put?

I said some flowers for the table. No. Because you love you would have flowers in your store. Yeah, I would, but you wouldn't buy them. No, I would. I buy flowers all the time because Bridgett likes flesh flowers. And you like Bridget's flesh flower. Yeah.

And so. To bring that home. You do not buy flowers all the time. At least once a year. That's not all the time. No, semi-regular. And then because they're on the bench. And here's the hack.

Hey, unshake that head. Mabel likes going to the, you know, near Lower Altham, there's like the flower shop when you drive into town. Like that's like a little tent thing. Yeah. Because for me. Like near the bridge.

Yeah. Yeah. So. They take card there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But she goes for Geelong.

Oh. So. But so does sketchy aunt. You know what they call him here? Sketchy aunt though. Sketchy auntie. Mabel loves going to that place because it's fun because she like picks the colors and stuff. So it's a cute thing for me Mabel to do to like maybe get out of the house.

Yeah. Mum will rest time. Yeah. And then we come back and Mabel carries the flowers in and that's cute. That's cute. Well, Mabel's brought me flowers before. Yes. Yeah.

So that's like, and I get some credit even though it's like her doing. it, you know what I mean? Yeah. And the last one was a GQ magazine. Because I'm going to sit on the Hill and read a magazine. We talked about it's my favourite aisle in the shop. I need you to be my shopper. You need me.

I need you. And even if I'd said magazine, I wouldn't have said GQ. We're moving to Italy. We've got to figure out our details. Yeah, but that's okay. I think we should apply for one of these grants. Where's Trentino? They're paying the most.

But it's not a blue zone. Yeah, but we can make it one. Well, maybe that other place needs to become a blue zone where it's illegal to die. Yes. Because then they wouldn't have to deal with it so much. Yeah. It's up like the very top of Italy. Yeah, too cold.

Yeah, it's not near. It's like much more inland. Yeah, no. I don't think it's cold though. They just had the Winter Olympics in Italy. It's like closer to like Switzerland than like Austria. Oh, I didn't. I just thought it was a lot.

Is that dumb? Oh, you put that tongue back in your mouth, boy. It's all hot when I'm here, baby. No. All hot when I'm here. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for hot take, Tony. It feels hard to go after what we've just talked about. This is cop to fucking bash.

Is this its last hot take? Is it getting thrown out this window in not Sardinia? Stop saying Sardinia. It's Sardinia. Sardinia Sardinia Thank you It's a beautiful little town

Can't wait to get in Siddinia In Sardinia Hardly Noah Okay This is a travel-based hot take And something that we all agree on But needs to be said My hot take is that people

Who stand close to the baggage carousel Need to be ejected from the country Immediately See that plane you just came in on? Hot back on a champion and they deserve a champion. And fuck straight back off of the end.

Have you ever met someone that did that that wasn't an absolute fucking moron? And then they go, oh, I'm just trying to get not, yeah. Guess what every single other here is also trying to fucking do. Sorry, I'm just trying to get my bag. Oh, what did you think we were fucking ordering an almond cap and a GQ magazine? Some flowers for the fucking table. Fucking, you moose. I just hate it so much.

I'm just trying to see if my bag's coming. And I go, is it? And they go, no. Nah. And then the other one that people do is like, maybe you should get even closer. They stand at the mouth of the carousel. And then you actually can't see what's coming.

It just shoots it. And then they go, oh, and then they have to bundle everyone else when they're chasing it down the aisle. Because it's gone too fast. And then they have to move back through. Rookies. It is honestly, astounding the amount of people that do it and just don't fucking realize what they're doing.

Like, I just don't know how you could be that self-unaware that you're standing in everybody's way and that like, then when people go, oh, sorry, I'm just trying to get my bag and they just go, I'm like, I'm not the bad guy. I'm standing behind the line that is tiled into the floor. Does that need to be a question when you get through customs? How long are you staying? Oh, yeah, what day are you flying out? Are you for business pleasure or fucking a conference, blah, blah, blah, cool.

How close are you going to stand to that baggage carousel? And if they go, oh, straight up, then they go, denied. B, b'clock, bitch. No. Okay, this is exactly what I was thinking. So I'm glad you're not considering that too harsh. Because I think this is the perfect thing. On your entry arrival card, you should, there should be a way that they ask it.

And you just go, oh, yeah, right at the front. Or is it more of a, like, appointed, like, do you agree to not stand within two meters of the baggage carousel? And then they go, oh, okay. Well, you know, when you go through. customs and it's like there's a green side and it's like nothing to declare. And the red side, it's like something to declare. Yeah, I declare you're a fuck it. Because you've stood too close to the fucking customs thing and I hope that you have a

live bird in your suitcase and they throw you out. And you know what? I'm actually going to ensure that there's a live bird in your suitcase because I've just fucking put it in there. Okay? Because I think that you are an absolute fucking spoon and you deserve to have your holiday ruined. Should there, when they like,

something to declare something not to declare. Should it be like... I declare I'm a fuck-in' I didn't write that down. That's straight off the dome. Should there be two lanes? And it's like, go down this lane if you're going to stand

right up the front and be a fuck-ed. And we can compile the fuck-eds together so they can run their own little race. And then the rest of us, civilised humans can be at our own end of the baggage claim. Or what if there's a customs officer standing there, right?

And he goes, you want a really good spot close to the thing. And the fuck heads go, yeah, yeah, I want to share it really close, right? Yeah, let me in really close. And he goes, go through this door, right? And that door just goes to nowhere and they fall down and die. Like, you know, in The Simpsons, the escalator to nowhere.

And that's, and they go through this door and that way. And he goes, it's really good. It's really good. Come in here. Dead. So, yeah. What about that's extreme? Oh, okay.

We could dial back from there. I'm going to dial a slight bit back. Yeah. They go, come through this door. Yeah. And that's the arrow bridge back onto the plane. No, no. But this is like a teleporting situation.

They walk through the door and they're back to where they started in the city they've just left. And it's like, try again. Or, or. Like board the plane, fly there again. Do it properly. Yeah. Yeah. You've got three and a half hours to think about it.

We're going to give you another chance. And you got a long time to get it through your fat, fucking selfish skull. That you're going to stand back from the baggage. Carous out. Slate. Okay. One yes and to that. Love the teleporting idea.

They walk through and goes zh. And they're standing in a toilet. I'd love that. Because you're a fucking shithead. So you go to the toilet, dummo. No, I'd like that. I'd be like that's convenient. No, you're in the toilet.

In it? In it. Like in train spotting when he dives into the toilet. Oh, that. Very upsetting. It's a very, why did you bring train spotting into this? So you... On a beautiful day in Sicily.

You go through the transporter machine. and you go like, oh, I'm at a school assembly, and I have to give a speech, and I don't know what it's about. They're my favorite. I did my year 11. Everyone's worst nightmare. I did my year 11, maybe it was year 12, but my oral exam. Don't, don't, don't.

I give you an oral exam. Apparently they were like your next week or whatever, and then we got up to class and the teacher's like, oh, no, like it's today. And the whole class has gone, whoa, no, you said, yeah, and I just went, I'll do it what's the topics and like oh were you supposed to prepare I was like just give me a topic

and then I just spoke for five minutes yeah I mean that doesn't freak me out at all and I took my sea and I fucked off into the sunset it's like good job thank you yeah and so that's why we think that no one should stand close to the baggage character hi I'm Megan from Leavenworth

Kansas in the US hi I'm Deborah hello hey this is Danielle from East Palacca Florida and you're listening to Tony and Ryan A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapers over at our Patreon. And I can tell, well, hang on, you want to. None of these people would stand close to a baggage carousel. So true.

Actually, I'll confirm one by one. Yeah, okay. Katie with two eyes. Do you want to know where the eyes are? On her fucking head. She's not a fuck ed, but her parents. Oh, we're not sure. Mel Darcy.

Not a fuckhead. CD. CD is not a fuckhead. Jennifer Gessler. I guessler. She's not a fuckhead. Anthony Dugie Hauser. Oh, that's funny.

Anthony Hauser, but he's written doogie for jokes. Not a fuckhead. Yeah, not a fuckhead. Tara Michelle. Oh, no way. No way. Nadine Curtis. I don't think so, but we might have to message you and make sure.

The others, I was 100%. Yeah. I'm like probably not, but I'm not 100%. you're not a fuck it. Sorry, is the train just pulled up? Hi, train. Can everyone hear the train or it's not too bad? Like, I can hear it in the back.

Okay, that's right. It's very picturesque. We're like watching a train go by. Oh. It's gone. I guess we'll do the podcast. Goodbye. Chris Sizer. Not a fuck-it.

Not a Sizer. Leah Calhoun. Not a fuck-ed. And kitty. Meow. The other day, I'm Miao in a supermarket while we were all walking around. And all I could hear was Lily and Danny going, where's that cat?

And it was you. But it was me, just going, meow. And then I did an angry one. Meow. You know that viral trend that's like, do it in the three different types? Oh, yes. We should do the meow edition. Oh, yep.

First do a disappointed meow. Now do a flirty meow. Meow. Now a supportive meow. Meow. And now a desperate meow. That was good. Thank you so much.

We'll post that on the Instagram. And now we're back with Tanella and Riano. Last time, imported Tapu. Love. Betrayal. Gluten intolerance. And the discovery that everything Tanella thought she knew about that night was wrong.

She thought Riano left her. But it turns out they were betrayed. The culprit, an evil identical twin. The evidence, a hat. A heartbroken to Nala La Vala is pouring her heart out to the ocean below. Three years ago, one, two, three years ago, I went to Fan Rianno. I had to tell him I was pregnant with his child. But when I went to his apartment, there was a man I have never seen before.

He's a name a Johnny. We flashed back three years ago from Tonella's perspective. Tunalla, I am Johnny and I'm here to pass on a message from Riano. He has run away. He doesn't love you and he can't see you anymore. He's moving to Milan to be an Italian DJ. Italian DJ. Do you know what we call them here?

What? A DJ. He is. He doesn't want you, Tonella. Riano is gone. A heartbroken Riano is pouring his heart out to the ocean below. Three years ago, I went to find Tonella. I was going to propose.

I had the ring. I had the speech. I had a diet Coke and I was going to the seafood market because I wanted to give her a moister oyster. The plan was perfect. but now I know my identical evil twin brother ruined everything We flashed back to three years ago from Riano's perspective Johnny

Riano, Tonala has left, she's gone, no note She said she doesn't want commitment She said she doesn't want you She said she's moving to Milan to be an Italian DJ Riano Do you know what we call them here Johnny What? Riano

A DJ Johnny She doesn't He doesn't want you, Rihano. Tonella is gone. Back in the present day, Tonella and Rihano are coming to terms with the fact that they were both told a lie that tore their love apart. The dream they had together suddenly became a nightmare.

We were both told a lie and our lives went in completely different directions. I thought we were meant to be together. I wanted us to be together. I thought we were meant to be together. I wanted us to be together. All of this time. Do you want to meet him? Who?

Your son, Charles. Tell me about him. His name is a rich Charles. He is three years old. What he has lacked in a father figure he's made that for in Ralph Lauren follows. Despite being just three years old, Baby Charles talks exactly like he would if he was 23. He looks like his father, Rihano.

Hi, Daddy. That's how he talks to his dad. Oh, wow. You look exactly like the evil man with the hat, but without the hat. He must be your evil identical twin, but with a hat, right? Yeah, see, I didn't pick that out. I am three years old, and I found this very easy to figure out. Child, Charles.

Ciao, Papa. This isn't perfect. We can be the perfect family. Everything is perfect. Not a single loser in this situation. What about your fine fiancé friend, fine, who wears a fedora and whose fanny who finger in Florence? Caro, I forgot about my fine fiancé friend, fine who wears a fedora and whose funny I finger in Florence. I have been planning to marry her and I love her.

very much. I don't want her to be upset. She loves me and my Italian sausage. We just call them sausages here. I need to call her. Riano picks up his phone to make a call, but remembers he has a problem. Fuck me, I've run out of credit. Charles! Rihano grabs Rich Charles's phone and calls his fine fiancé friend who wears a fedora and whose fanny he fingers in Florence. Is he going to break up the engagement or is he going to follow through? Find out next time on Tonella and Rihano. Oh, wow.

Wow. You never know what's going to happen on Tonella and Rihanna. You really don't. The twists and turns. That's amazing. It was interesting that three-year-old Charles understood the twin thing immediately. Yeah. Good for you.

It's because I raised him alone. Tonella raised him alone. And raised him right. Yeah. And so he's very smart. You're the same age as Mabel. And I speak just like Maple. Yeah.

Yeah. I miss Maple. I shouldn't have mentioned it. I just want to cuddle. You can cuddle my son Charles if you like. Oh, he'll get a cuddling later. Don't worry about that. Are we on the edge of our seats?

I really can't wait to see what happens. Well, he's about to call a fiancé who he still clearly cares for. Yeah, but he was pretty quick to forget about her just then when they had the opportunity for the perfect life. But when you know, like they obviously. obviously were meant to be together. Yeah, and I'd agree with that. Yeah, and it's sort of like he'd settled. It sounds like, oh yeah, she's fine.

For Fran Fine from Florence, who's Fanny your fingers. Yeah, and where's a fedora? Who's a nutritionist? Yeah, it hasn't become a big part of the story, the nutritionist. Yeah. I thought that maybe she'd be a nanny. Why was she done that? Oh, I guess I don't prescribe.

I've got to love to see it from Josh Hunter, hardly know her. Josh sent this through on Patreon and I love to see this he says from one obsessed Spotify playlist creator to another a group of tarppers that are like that have all been chatting

do you remember when I mentioned that they were all chatting in their champion tarpa group chat on Patreon and they've moved their chat because they overloaded the amount of like messages you could send to each other so they yeah so they have

moved and created this group chat from around the world. Annie, who's one of our travelling Tarpas is part of that chat as well. They created a Spotify playlist called Tarpers Nation. Did they really? They did. Did they really? So the Spotify playlist, they've all added stuff that they like and it's kind of a big mishmash of like all their different music tastes.

And it goes for like 14 hours now. They've just all added so much stuff. The exact time one of my flights is on the way home. Oh, you might very much enjoy this. I'd hate to hear the same song twice on a flight. Well, I've got the link here. We can pop it in the thing and Charles can share it. But I just thought it was really sweet that a bunch of tarpa

put this thing together. You love to see that. Very cool. And I love making playlist so much. Like I've been making them in Patreon for ages. I recently made one for Apple Music. Yep. At that conference, did you hear that guy gassing up my playlist?

I did because you told us about it a lot. No, that was amazing. But when he gassed you up, I was like, oh, we're going to hear about this. Because giving Tony a compliment about her playlist is one of the highest compliments you can give her. And he's really cool as well. Yeah, he was. So he, yeah. Anyway, so thanks, Josh.

I've got to love to see it from Danny, which is not narrated Danny, unfortunately. Running late only to find out the person your meeting is running even later. Oh, yeah. They think you're on time. They apologize to you. Don't you love to fucking see that? No, because I hate that if I am running late and I rush around and they're still not there. I'm like, oh, I probably could have used that.

Oh, but they text and they go, sorry, I'm a bit late and you go, that's okay. Yes. Yeah, yeah. I think if they let you know, but you know when you rush somewhere and then you get there and they're still not there and you're like, oh, I probably could have used that extra 30 seconds to like. Probably could have not driven 300Ks an hour. Or just like, fuck. I've parked in like a bit of a random spot.

I could have not parked in the middle of the road. Yeah, I probably could have found myself a bit a bit. No, that is good. You do love to say that. Tomorrow we are doing a normal or nam. How would you say normal or nar in Italian? Normal or nara is tomorrow and of course. The final installment of Tonnelanriano,

the Italian bar of soap opera. We haven't said that enough this week because it's very funny. Thank you so much. I like it. I'll say it 14 times tomorrow. Oh, and will Tony's guess of the last five words of the show be proven to be correct? Oh my God, I forgot about that.

A house is on the line. I think that now, oh, with the twist in the tail, I feel like my answer would maybe be different. Or? Because I don't know now if we're going to end up together. They are going to end up together. Watch this face. Love you. Bye.

Bye.