Toni and Ryan - Jessica BieLT

Episode Date: February 4, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. We are calling Bianca, who is in Miami. Your-ami? Miami. Well, it's not Miami. It's Miami or your-ami? Did we go to Miami? No. No, not even close.

Bianca! Bianca, hello! Oh my God, hi! Now, Bianca is Bianca, hello. Oh, my God. Hi. Now, Bianca is. Oh. She hung up on us. She hung up on us. She didn't approve.

What do we do? Oh, no. We'll try and have to call her. Are we still allowed to do the episode? Hello. Bianca. How rude. Getting hung up on by Bianca.

Yeah, I just freaked out right now. was like did i fuck it up did i get so excited that i hang up the phone i think you might have i think you might have i think that's exactly what happened i'm sorry that's okay bianca can you tell tony what you're studying because i believe you're trying to be like tony oh uh i'm trying to be a doctor. A doctor? Yeah. Oh, I was going to say hot. Can't learn that, Bianca. Can't learn how to be hot, but you can learn to be a doctor.

Inspired by Dr. Tony Lodge, of course. Well, I'm glad to be inspiring people from all around the world. And can I just say, what a great example of there's always many different routes and avenues to get where you want. Can I just say what a great example of there's always many different routes and avenues to get where you want. So Bianca is going to medical school and Tony just decided she was a doctor one day and it just goes to show there's always different ways to get what you want.

Exactly right. I just wrote it down on my one-card application and look at me now, cutting people open for a job. Yep. I should have taken that route, but I'm too far into it. Too far into the degreegrade to stop now. No, Bianca, I respect the route you've chosen. Good call, good call.

Bianca, will you approve today's episode? I'd so fucking literally. Yes. This is Bianca from Miami, and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today. Hello. Happy New Year, by the way. Happy New Year. Happy Monday.

We're back. The punchline might be spoiled by the name of this episode, but I believe there's a celebrity tarpa. Someone who listens to this pod who's a genuine A1 celebrity. Well, is it me? Because you read out my normal or nah last week, and that was a big deal. I mean, everyone who submits a normal or nah that gets read out

is a celebrity, yes. However, I'm talking like. A real celebrity. Proper celeb. Okay. Proper celeb. Was it Rove? I said a Proper celeb. Okay. Proper celeb. Was it Rove? I said a proper celeb.

And for those of you out of Australia, I'm ashamed that you don't get that reference. And also, who do you think between Tony Lodge and Rove McManus is the biggest Perth export in Australian media? Nah, it's obviously Rove McManus. Yeah, but it's also not 1994. Yeah, the project's not what it used to be. And he's not even on that.

But it's his show, Roving Enterprises. Yeah, but I'm talking biggest exports in showbiz. I don't care who owns it. Oh, no, it's Rove. I mean, in height, we're probably about the same. Same height. Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair. You listening to this podcast, and I actually already know what you're going to say, Tony,

but there's a bullshit claim, and I want people listening to the pod to say they either, like, let me know if you think this is real or if you agree that it's probably bullshit. A bullshit claim, but you reckon that you know what I'm going to say? Yep. Okay. Some people think they've got one of those faces

that makes other people need to tell them their life story. Surely this is not a real thing, or so I thought. Because I know someone who believes this is a thing. That's 100% true. That is 100% true. That is 100% true. Some people do have that face. And... Please continue.

I'm one of them. I have one of those faces. So what? Someone sees your face and goes, I need to tell you everything. Well, how else do you explain? I actually can't. Exactly. Because I've seen it, folks.

You've seen it firsthand. I've seen it. More than once. You've seen it. More than once. You've seen this happen more than once. But yesterday was the worst I've ever seen. Let me paint the picture for you. Tony and I had ordered some stuff and the delivery driver goes, we'll be there in a minute.

Can you meet us out the front? You know, standard fare. I go downstairs 15 seconds after Tony and the lovely guy who works for the delivery company, I don't know what had happened previously, but I'm pretty sure he's got his phone out showing you pics of his brothers and he's like, yeah, and there's my cousin Anthony and then he's got a kid called Mario and blah, blah, blah, blah. And I go, oh, g'day, mate, I'm Ryan.

And he goes, yeah. Yeah, so then after Anthony, he's had another kid and Tony's like, oh, wow, okay. Three boys. Yeah. And I go, what the fuck's going on? Can you just give us the package and be on your way? But anyway, half an hour later, because I went back inside

after I was like fucking rushed along by this bloke, like glossed over. And I go, what's happened there? And you go, oh, I've just got one of those faces. Well, I do. You're going to have to break down the science for me because I just don't, I don't understand. And I'm not questioning it because I fucking saw it yesterday. And you have seen it before.

This happens to me a lot. But I go home and I go, yeah, Tony says she's got one of those faces. And my Bridget. You Bridget. My beautiful Bridget. My beautiful Bridget goes, what? Oh, she's never heard that either. I feel like it's like if you know, you know.

Yeah, but no one knows. But they do because so this guy, right, in particular, this delivery driver, he was dropping off like four boxes and Ryan was like, oh, I'll take that in. Like, well, you're chatting, I guess. I've got to do something. Anyway, and so every time you came back out, we were at a different point in the story. But I thought the story of sign here wouldn't have lasted four trips up the stairs.

And he also was one of those people who couldn't read the convo when I was kind of like, oh, you get that, don't you? And he went, yeah. Because then, you know when you're kind of wrapping up a convo and you're like, oh, you get that, don't you? And he went, yeah. Because then, you know when you're kind of wrapping up a convo and you're like, oh, well, yeah, Mondays or whatever. Anyway, anything else? He goes, yeah, grandkids. He asked me my name three times because he just kept not writing it

in the little keypad thing. Oh, so he goes, oh, sorry, sweetheart, what was your name again? Sorry, sweetheart, what was your name again? Sorry, sweetheart. What was your name again? Because I would just put, and then I went, Tony. Oh, same as my cousin. And he went, oh, Tony, is that your car? Yeah. And he goes, oh, because I used to have one of those cars.

Nothing but problems with it. Thanks, mate. Awesome. Like, anyway, I think that the thing about having one of those faces is that, like, often some people just don't talk to a lot of people or don't have a lot of people in their life and they just want to like share some story that they've got. And what they can tell when someone's right for it.

And I think that I just smile nicely to people. Well, you are like too polite for your own good and this is the perfect example. An example, yeah. Because I'm sure you went, oh, and what's his name? Yeah, oh, he looks like trouble, you know, that kind of thing. Where I would have gone, and then I would have been on my way, which I was four times up the stairs. The thing is, though, you wouldn't be in that situation

because people wouldn't even get to the like, can I show you my kids? No. And that's fine. But is it because of my face or is it because of my dull personality? Dull. Oh, that's so, oh, it's such a guttural response to call someone dull. Sorry, side note. I joined that dull dad's Facebook group that you suggested.

Dull men's. Dull men's club. I had to unsubscribe because it was so dull. I love it so much. Yeah, no, but then I tried to submit something dull and they said not dull enough. Not dull enough. And I'm in this weird middle zone where I'm not exciting, but I'm not dull enough to be in the dull club.

I'm just like on my own in the middle. Do you think, though, that that's a compliment? Yeah, but then I went to Exciting Man's Club and they're like, not in those new balances, mate. So then I'm in no man's land. My mum used to be someone. She's pretty dull now. Yeah, haven't heard much.

Barely get a peep out of her. Yeah, she doesn't say anything. She would, like, go to the shops for milk and she would come home an hour later and be like, oh, someone was telling me about how their daughter's just had a baby and it's got croup and it's, like, this and that. And she would just know things all about these people. Or, like, you know when you're at the shops and someone goes, oh, busy today? And they go, yeah, yeah.

But I always seem to get people where I go, oh, busy today? And they go, oh, you should have said it in 1995. And then they tell me about like what it was like in 1995. I love it because I can tell that there are people that just like don't have a lot of people to chat to or whatever. I think I'm through a similar phase when I got BJ, the dog, that when I'd be at the park, I'd be chatting to everyone. People love talking about their dogs.

People love talking about their dogs. Myself included, so I get it. But Bridget kind of started getting a bit jealous because she'd go for a walk and I'd go, how was it? And she'd be like, fine. And then I'd go for a walk and I'd be like, we met a horse. And then we met this little guy called Terrence and he'd run around and do this thing. And then this and then this other dog, he's just like, we met a horse. And then we met this little guy called Terrence and he ran around and did this thing.

And then this and then this other dog, he's just moved into the area and he's hanging out with Bron. They wrestled. And she goes, oh, it seems like all this fun is happening when you go for a walk. But then when I go for a walk, not much is going on. She doesn't have one of those faces. No.

And that's okay. But how come I can have one of those faces with a dog but not one of those faces in a delivery? Maybe. That's where i'm getting at it's not the face maybe it's the situation when you have time and when you don't have time so like yesterday that guy rocks up with the things you go oh thanks bud this is all we're waiting for and then like we're leaving work or whatever yeah right yeah but then when you're at

the dog park and you're like oh beach is running around so if someone strikes up a convo i don't like have anywhere to be right now yep it's the same like when you're in the dog park and you're like, oh, Beej is running around. So if someone strikes up a convo, I don't like have anywhere to be right now. Yep. It's the same like when you're in the shops, if it's really busy and you're like waiting in the line anyway, you might as well hear about what it was like in 1995 because like what else are you going to do?

I did see this tradie dad at a park down the road taking, he's got a staffie named Harvey or Hardy or something like that. Him and Bron, they're good mates. What's the dad's name? Couldn't tell you. And you never do. You never know. But he was like in his tradie, like high of his work year.

He obviously just got home and gone, I'm going to take the dog out. Yeah. And he was like, I reckon he punched three cigarettes in 10 minutes. Hot. Well, I think it was. No, literally hot. Yeah, literally hot. He's on fire.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I said, oh, g'day, mate. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And friendly. Yeah. Friendly, but not like not up for a chat sort of thing. Didn't have one of those faces at that time. Yeah.

But I was like, if you have got home from work and then you have to take the dog for a walk and you've punched three cigarettes back to back and he's still thinking, he's like kind of looking a bit stressed. I'm like, this is his alone time. This is his 10 minutes to power punch multiple darts. Yep. And just, you know. Enjoy the fresh air.

Take some deep, deep, non-fresh air. You know, I'm just going to give you that 10 minutes because this is probably the only 10 minutes in your day where you get it to yourself. And I don't want some asshole rocking. I'm like, oh, g'day, man. What kind of dog's that? See, I like to think that I'm pretty good at taking other people's lead. If I don't ask questions.

Don't steal a lead at a dog park. I'll answer a question, but I won't ask one. Right. Like, so if someone comes over and they go, hey, oh, how old's your dog or whatever? Then I'll like engage. Okay. But I'm not, cause I don't, I also don't like that when people talk to me and I'm like, oh, fuck, I'm like actually really not in the mood today

or I'm in a rush or whatever. Is there a cue or sorry, not a cue, like teach me what one of those faces is so if I know that I've got the right person because over the course of the week, I'm going to just fucking line someone up and just tell them everything based on your description now of what one of those faces looks like. Well, you'll be talking to me, mate, because look at it. No, but you already know.

Okay. No, this is like from out fresh. It's a vibe. It's not like a – You've been explaining the vibe. It's not like, oh, if someone's got two eyes, I've got one of those. It's not like an identifiable thing. You just feel their energy.

And I think that. Put you back that I'll find the right person this week. I think you absolutely can. Okay. And I think that people that have one of those faces, quote unquote, they know. And they know when someone strikes up a convo, they go, it's my duty to accept this from you.

Yeah. I stand by it. they go, it's my duty to accept this from you. I stand by it and I reckon in today's episode thread there will be people that are like, I don't know what it is, but it's like one of those things. It's like, you know how supermodels like have that it factor or like that show the X factor. Is it like Riz? If you have to explain it, you don't have it? Yeah. It's like you can't describe what it is, but I think it's just like,

you know when you walk around, if you've got like closed off body language or you're like looking down at your phone or you've got headphones in or whatever, you're obviously not going to ask that person where the peanut butter is. No. But if someone's like walking around and they kind of like give you like a smile and then you go, oh, you don't know where the peanut butter is. I've got a nut allergy, you motherfucker.

Do you know who did not have one of those faces? That woman you asked for milk that time. In the Dixon Woolworths in Canberra. She did not have one of those faces. I hope she's dead now. She probably is. I would expect so. Thank God.

Yeah, drowned in milk. Hey, it's Bianca from Miami, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yeah. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. That's Tony and Ryan podcast. Our Patreon is all different exclusive content. So it's different from our Facebook group, different from the podcast, different from our YouTube channel. And you can join us there and we reply to all the DMs So it's different from our Facebook group, different from the podcast, different from our YouTube channel. And you can join us there.

And we reply to all the DMs and it's like fun little community. Now this probably should have been confirmed off air. Okay. But this time next week we'll be doing a Super Bowl pre-show. Yes. I'm going to do the Janet Jackson tit full out. Fuck yeah. That's why I've been biding my time.

Like if I just make a podcast with this bitch for three years, she'll get a nip out soon. Not only do I have one of those faces, one of those tits. Yeah. I'm going to have to pick the good one. Which is the good one? Okay, so one's bigger than the other, but one's nicer than the other, and it isn't the bigger one.

Yeah, because it's shape and form. Quality, not quantity. Yeah. Exactly right. Form, exactly. Pilar McCullum, thank you so much. Pilar, Pilar, maybe? Pilar. Pilar. Pilar, man. Brittanyollum, thank you so much. Pilar, Pilar, maybe? Pilar.

Pilar. Pilar. Brittany Dunn, thank you so much, Brittany. Kayla Latulipe. Ooh. Oh, my God. That sounds like a pop star. Dua Lipa.

Kayla Latulipe. Come on. You know what I mean? Ali Tope. A pop star or contestant on the Price is Right, apparently. Oh, yeah. That's different, isn't it? Yeah.

We got the Wheel of Fortune game on PlayStation over the break, like over Christmas. Fuck. Tell me how good your holidays were. Tell me how good your holidays were. It was so good. And it was like a free one because if you sign up to the thing, you get three free ones a month or something like that.

Yeah. Well, no one's paying for it. You know what I mean? And we got it and it was so bad. And it was like, it's like partially voiced by Bob Barker, like the guy from, yeah. Oh, and it's very that. That's so good.

Yeah. Anyway, thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. You can leave if you want after all that chat. That'd be fair. No, it's pretty good. Top end. Potential coincidence chat. I need to put a disclaimer.

This is an intended coincidence chat, but I'm saying that there is a chance this is a coincidence. So there's elements of coincidence chat within this. Maybe. Maybe. Or it could, or, and this is what I'm saying, I suspect foul play and not a coincidence, but a straight up theft.

Theft? Yep. What's been stolen from you? What ails you? A week or so, we released an episode called Burgers in the Bath. Oh, okay. Our very own Tony Lodge said, in theory, great. In reality, not so much.

Is that the kind of vibe of? The idea of the relaxation of enjoying food in the bath is lovely, but I once in the QT hotel in Sydney showed up, huge bath. I think it was like a honeymoon suite that obviously sold out of the regular rooms. And I ate a burger and the mustard and the tomato sauce and the beef juices dropped into the bath. And I didn't realize because I was watching the hills. So I was watching the hills, like eating my little burger. And then I was like, oh, my God, I smell like a hot dog.

hills. So I was watching the hills, like eating my little burger. And then I was like, oh my God, I smell like a hot dog. Yeah. I was like a little dumpling, like bobbing around, bobbing around in like my little soup. And can we make like that a gif of me doing this? Bouncing on my chair. Also, I had dumplings last night for dinner and now I'm like, now I'm just picturing you in the bowl. You tasted me. How was it? Not bad. Sweet?

Meaty. A little bit sour? Dangy. Like was it? Not bad. Sweet. Meaty. A little bit sour. Tangy. Like yogurt. Like Greek yogurt. Anyway. Don't have a wife. Yeah, I hooked up with his chick.

She tastes just like yogurt. Wait till I tell the boys about this one. They'll be jealous. That's really upset me. I'm so sorry. Don't go outside. What? Like Greek yogurt in the sun. That's upsetting.

That is upsetting. So we released an episode called Burgers in the Bath. Yeah. Not 24 hours later, Jessica Biel goes viral. Jessica Biel. She. Jessica Biel. She's a hottie. She's a hottie. Great actress.

Wife of Justin Timberlake. Yeah, who's cancelled. Who's cancelled. She's still good. I mean, I don't know. If you stand by a cancelled person, are you cancelled by default? Yeah. Anyway.

She's in that movie I'm now pronouncing Chuck and Larry. I think. Is that Jessica Biel? Yeah. And yeah, she's in that. She's in Candy, which is fucking. I think. Is that Jessica Biel? Yeah. And yeah, she's in that. She's in Candy, which is fucking I haven't seen that. It's a lot. It's awesome, but it's a lot. Oh, you just

said it's awesome like a 15 year old boy would yeah, we got this DVD out and it had boobies in it. No, I mean no, like it's based on like an axe murder in the 50s. Oh, okay. So when I say awesome, I mean like gripping drama. I don't mean like tits out. Oh. okay. So when I say awesome, I mean like gripping drama. I don't mean like tits out.

Oh. Although there's probably a nip in that. Well, I'm getting my tit out next week. Yeah, okay, go. So just save it. Jessica Biel goes viral with insane bathroom eating habits. The very day after Burgers in the Bath is released. So my question is, coincidence chat?

Or is Jessica Biel a tarpa and stealing our content for her own TikTok fame? But she didn't do it with a burger. She did it with a Jessica Biel tea. Jessica Biel wishes she was as funny as that. Thank you. But she's not. I mean, she's listening now probably. Do we welcome her or do we start a tour for her?

I welcome her, but like I'm a little bit upset that she would do that to us. Like the blatant, like to do it the day after. Yeah. Invite us to your beach house as an apology. Or put a credit in. Hey guys, I was listening to Tarp and here's my update. Yes. Because do you remember?

Credit, literally, where credit literally is due. Is due. Do you remember when my soap video went crazy? I mean, it still goes crazy and I get some nasty messages about it. I absolutely love it. Love the attention. But, and then that person, do you remember this? That person from that TV show.

Oh, name her. Fuck that bitch. Well, I don't remember her name. Yeah, she's that Kiwi girl. Someone from, what's that show, Undercover Cruise? Below Deck. Below Deck. Undercover Cruise.

She just told your story. That's the fucking Aldi version. She just tells your story. She goes, oh, I read this thing the other day and it got me thinking, how do you use soap? And I was like, you didn't read shit, bitch. You saw my TikTok. And you just retold the story.

Yeah, and she like went viral and she was on TV about it. Really? Yes. I'm like, New Zealand, pretty small. They've got three people to put on TV every day and they just rotate through. Thanks for the Monday show again on Thursday. Yeah, see you tomorrow.

Yeah. But like so. Remember when Smallsy's surgery started doing the in the bedroom segment? Oh, my God, you've just really said all those words out loud. Yes, I do remember that. Because we got sent a lot of DMs about it. There was another radio show, do you remember that, that did that as well?

Yeah, but to be fair, I think some radio shows did it before us. No, no, no, but, like, well, hang on, you just got to call someone out. No, I'm trying and you aren't letting me. Go on. Yeah, so this is us copying commercial radio. Yeah, so we did it. Well, I actually stole that idea from Christian Hull. Really?

He posted it on his Facebook and I was like, that's really funny. And it was like, what can you say in the bedroom and also at dinner or something? And I was like, oh, that's great. And that's why I brought it to the pod. And then we did it every week. So are we pro Beale and pro Hull? Pro Christian Hull. Pro Jessica Beale tea, and type undercover cruise. And I've always said that.

Yeah, just to lay down the line. But Jessica Beale, if you're listening, we would love to come to your holiday house. Yep. Maybe we could make a trip over to the US. If you're not there, all good. We'll just stay. If you're not there, that's fine. I'm sure it's beautiful. Well, I can tell you there's a ledge in her shower. Because that's trip over to the US. If you're not there, all good. We'll just stay. If you're not there, that's fine. I'm sure it's beautiful.

Well, I can tell you there is a ledge in her shower because that's where she puts the fruit. Puts the fruit. Do you want to know the other tips for shower eating? Oh, yeah, I would. Oh, so she gave all these tips. Yeah, she's like pro and like now the face of shower eating. What about me? It isn't fair.

I've had enough. Now I want to eat in the shower. Can't you see? So hang on. She's eating in the shower. So she copied us and fucked it up. Yeah. Because it's not that in the shower you can't be like nom, nom, nom, nom.

Because there's water falling on you. While the water's coming down. Yeah. The relaxing, that just sounds like you've got too much on. Yeah. Eating in the shower is a fault in your schedule. Well, a lot of the. Eating in the bath is enjoyment.

We need to decide what is pleasure and what is pain. Oh, I think we already know. There's a fine line between pleasure and pain. No, I don't want this to turn into a musical because I hate musicals. Well. Start the shower. That's obvious. A ledge is helpful for your tea and your fruit.

Keep the soap away from your phone and chew with your mouth closed. Keep the soap away from your phone. Yeah. So she's eating and doing Instagram in the shower. Oh, that just sounds horrible. That's work time. Wake up 10 minutes earlier and having your phone in the shower, how rich are you?

Surely that's getting waterproof. Is it waterproof? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, but. But, like, does it get destroyed in the water? Or the steam? I'm Googling. When you say how rich are you, what do you reckon,

what number comes up when I Google? Oh, fuck. The two of them, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Thiel. Yeah, combined. Because they've got shared finances. That's fair. The two of them, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. Yeah, combined because they've got shared finances. That's fair. I've combined them. Torbs and I have shared finances. It doesn't make a big difference, but it is there.

Yep. Yep. So, yeah, Tony's net worth and Tony and Torbs' net worth is the same number. Is the same. Same with you guys. And that's fine. Shared finances. $30 million.

$280. 30 million. 280. Yeah, she could take a fresh iPhone into the shower daily and fuck it up and whatever, I'll buy another one tomorrow. She's made 50. And she couldn't shout us out on TikTok. Yeah. By saying I stole this idea from two very average looking podcasters from Australia.

Oh, well, that's just upset me. Yeah. Sorry to bring that, bring it down. I'd love a BLT though. Yeah. Wouldn't ya? What are you drinking at the moment?

I've just got some water in my Frank Green water bottle. Okay. So I'd love to polish that off with a sandwich. There's a guy in David, or a thing of chippies. In David Letterman's band.

The show finished 10 years ago. The trumpet player's name is Frank Green. Really? I was watching an old video and he was like introducing the band and whatever. He's like blah, blah, blah, blah The trumpet player's name is Frank Green. Really? I was watching an old video and he was like introducing the band and whatever and he's like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and there's Frank Green. And I was like, is that a bit?

I mean, it's obviously a pretty common name when you think about it. Yeah. I've got a You Love To See It here. Please. Maddie McGahn posted this in our Facebook group on our You Love To See It thread. I've sent you a little photo, Ryan. Maddie says, my You Love To See It is my dog watching the pod with me.

Simple, but you love to see it. And Maddie's, like, got her little pooch on her lap, and you can see you, Ryan, in the background of the pod, and they're just sitting there together watching a video show. Is that Maddie from Tassie? I don't know. I think it might be. She's been a great TARPA contributor over the years.

Oh, beautiful. Oh, well, even better. That's cute as fuck. Even better. But yeah, I thought the little ear. We'll pop it in the episode to her table. It's so cute. Yeah, the ear does me in.

I need to say thanks to TARPA Georgia Wickings for bringing this to my attention. Hi, Georgia. If you're having a bad day, actually get your phone out, Tony. If you're having a bad day, go and look at this Instagram. Cows of New Zealand. Oh. It's run by this girl called Chloe, who I think is like a lady of the land, must work with them or does what she needs to do.

The photos are so fun. They're like close-ups. It's like the cows are smiling and posing and just having the time of their life. They're loving themselves sick. They're big snoots. Yeah. Have a scroll through there and tell me you can be in a bad mood

after looking at those. You couldn't. There's no way. Oh, the cows for Christmas. Christmas. Moose. Oh, that was so cute. Should we get a cow?

A show cow? It would take up a fair bit of space in the studio. Podcast. For the pun guests. Hey. Have you followed this? Because that is so cute. Cows of New Zealand is the Instagram account.

I'm following. They are adorable. Oh, cute. Now, sorry to change the tune, Reverend, but confessions tomorrow. These are tough confessions. everyone, but confessions tomorrow. These are top confessions. A word of warning for people who like

doing mischievous things in the workplace. I thought you were about to say for people who like doing missionary and I was like, no. I mean, that's, well, actually, no, not that at all. And not even close. Okay, good. No, not even close. Okay, good. Quietly up.

No, not even. Okay. See you tomorrow. Bye. Love you. Sorry, I did that up wrong. Love you, bye. Leave both in.

Love you, bye. I said bye, love you. No, you just got one of those faces. I was looking at the cows. Oh, fuck you. You can't finish like that. Love you, bye. That's what she said.

Finish like that. Love you, bye. It's what she said. Finish like that. Love you, bye. It's still going. It's still going. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. We've got places to be.