Toni and Ryan - Kim Kardashian At The Bank

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to Tony's Podcast. I'm Ryan. Tony's being a child. Tony's being a child. What are you doing? What are you doing? I was like, pick the coke. I was like, oh, dear.
Starting point is 00:00:11 I would just say that. No. Just kidding. Who are we calling? We're leaving that in. That's staying in. We're calling Andrew. Andrew.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Fan Drew. Apologies to Andrew in North Carolina because for the rest of his time, reminiscing on a great approval. Andrew. Fan Drew. Apologies to Andrew in North Carolina because for the rest of his time, reminiscing on a great approval. Yeah. Well, we don't know if it's great yet. No, his approval will be marred by what we were just talking about. Well, maybe not. Maybe what he says is worse.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Yeah. We just don't know. He could drag us down. We'll call him Titanic. Titanic. Andrew. It's my pre-entive. Hello. Andrew.
Starting point is 00:01:02 It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? What's up? Hello. How are you going? What are you doing in North Carolina right now? I'm well. I'm actually planning a trip to be a hot girl next week. I'm going to California with my best friend and living my hot girl life. Hot girls in California. What's taking you to hot girl land? Probably a plane.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Don't laugh at that, Andrew. Yeah, we're going by plane, but we're going for my birthday. Turning the big three, four. The big three, four. That's not a big birthday, Andrew, but I will pay it. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:01:36 Yeah, I'll pay any excuse to get on a plane and go party. Oh, that's going to be fun. Enjoy your hot girl life. Send us lots of photos, please. Yeah, we want to see hot girls in action. Will do. Andrew, will you approve today's podcast? We're going to be staying in a zoo for a night. Oh, hang on. Whoa, hot girl life. Send us lots of photos, please. Yeah, we want to see hot girls in action. We'll do. Andrew,
Starting point is 00:01:45 will you approve today's podcast? We're going to be staying in a zoo for a night. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're staying in a zoo? Yeah, we're staying the night in the San Diego Zoo while we're there. That's sick. Where do you sleep? In a enclosure? Yeah, is it dangerous? Close.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Not quite dangerous. We're going to be just on the outskirts of the african safari and we'll be in a tent so it's uh it's pretty legit have you seen the lamping have you seen the ghost in the darkness i have not yet that is the list i reckon you should watch the ghost in the darkness two nights before you sleep in a tent in near the african safari exhibition at san diego. Rest in peace. We'll do. No, all right.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Andrew, well, before you go. They go into the people's tents and drag them out. Okay, well, then do you approve before that happens, Andrew? I will gladly. It is my dying wish I will approve this podcast. Thank you. Great. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:02:41 My God, it's Michael Douglas. Spoiler alert. Hey, it's Andrew from Raleigh, North Carolina, and I approve this podcast. All right. Thank you to everyone who submitted their normal and ours into the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. We love to see it.
Starting point is 00:03:06 We do love to see it. There's a bit to unpack here from Caitlin Kilpatrick. Hi, Caitlin Kilpatrick. Do you know what's good in Oysters Kilpatrick? I love Oysters Kilpatrick and I feel like people turn their nose up as if they're like the Bogan option. I don't care. It's delicious.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I don't give a fuck. And actually a little drop of like a Frank hot sauce on top of a Kilpatrick. Oh, I've never had a hot sauce on a Kilpatrick. Oh, do yourself a favour. You love an oyster, you. I do. They're your fave, eh?
Starting point is 00:03:38 Yeah. Yeah. Remember when we went to Shaka Brothers and they had those like the garlic butter ones and it was like they had been put under the grill? Yeah. And it was like they had been put under the grill. Yeah. And it was like the cheese. Is that what you call an oyster mornay?
Starting point is 00:03:49 Is it? Is it? Isn't that tuna mornay and it's like a casserole? Yeah, but I think mornay just means with cheese and garlic on it. Yeah, it's cheesy sauce. Cheesy sauce. Mornay. Shredded or grated cheese.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Heat milk in a pan when hot. Mix with a little water. We don't need the recipe. Like, I chill out, Nigella. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but an Oysters Kill Patrick, though. Fuck, that does me in. Oh, hang on. A Monet sauce is a bechamel
Starting point is 00:04:21 sauce with shredded or grated cheese. Oh, so it's a bech. Oh, yummy. Yeah. Yummy. I fucking love a bech. Let's go back to Shaka Brothers. We should.
Starting point is 00:04:32 One of the great nights. Because when we went to Auckland as well, that was quite fun. It was fun. Yeah. Remember I watched that scary movie on the plane? Yeah. It was like a real, it wasn't good. Anyway. Yeah. It was like a real It wasn't good Anyway Yeah
Starting point is 00:04:45 Who watches a scary Normal or nah Watching a scary Fucking movie on the plane Nah Nah Actually not okay No
Starting point is 00:04:53 Nope And it's I thought it would be safe Because the lights were on No Like that's what I thought And it just rattled her And it rattled her for the whole trip
Starting point is 00:05:01 It's not good Yeah And then I had to sleep In a hotel room by myself Like Ryan Yeah Ryan can I sleep with you? I want your carrot movie on the plane. Caitlin Kilpatrick.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Oh, it's just Kilpatrick. Yeah. Classifying the TV shows you stream as either a daytime or a nighttime show. Normal. Yeah? 100% normal. Caitlin says her daytime shows are the price is right
Starting point is 00:05:26 and how it's made while her nighttime shows are cops law and order and south park i mean what a yeah what a group of options uh imagine all the things you can stream yeah and you go you know what i'm doing'm doing South Park NCIS and Cops. And even The Price is Right, just a game show, if you had a choice, you wouldn't choose it, would you? I mean, when the chase is on, I do watch it. You're saying because you're waiting for the news headlines, you'll catch the end of the chase. But if it's like you open up a streaming app and you go,
Starting point is 00:05:59 where's the game shows category? Yeah, how do I watch old reruns of Wheel of Fortune? Same shows category. Yeah, how do I watch old reruns of Wheel of Fortune? So, as you know, my daytime show currently is. The Simpsons. Yes, it is. Nice.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Yep. And at night time, I'm watching Shameless, the US version. Really? Have you watched that? No. That show is fucking good. Yeah. I mean, like season two or three, I think there's like 20 seasons or something.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yeah, right. I've heard that's really good. It is good. I see clips of it on TikTok and stuff. Yes. Yeah. I mean, like season two or three, I think there's like 20 seasons or something. Yeah, right. I've heard that's really good. It is good. I see clips of it on TikTok and stuff. Yes. Yeah, yeah. But so at the moment I'm watching The Simpsons because you can just like pop it in in the BG. Do you know what I mean? You don't really need to know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I don't think BG is a thing we say. Background. Sorry. And I've just, I've hit season 20 of The Simpsons and they've actually just updated the intro, which was a big moment, wasn't it? Have they? I didn't realise it was different. Like back in the day when they were releasing The Simpsons,
Starting point is 00:06:56 it was a really big moment when they changed the intro. I didn't realise they ever changed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They changed it in season 20. And I've just gotten to that point in the show where they've just changed that and that's just yeah but i remember that being such a big like on channel 10 they're like unveiling the new simpsons intro and stuff really yeah what a moment in time i can't believe you don't remember that yeah do any of you guys sophia james do you remember that oh
Starting point is 00:07:22 fuck sorry i didn't know you were uncool. I wouldn't have hired you. Is the new intro in the room right now? It is. I've got it playing on my phone. JJ has a normal owner. Hey, JJ. JJ works at a hotel and says, I had to ask a guest if she could stop shaving her legs in the hotel pool. She even bought her entire toiletry bag.
Starting point is 00:07:52 That is a nah in our establishment, and I hope it's a nah everywhere else as well. What the fuck? She goes, oh, a couple little prickles on the legs, gets the toiletry bag, goes down to the pool and just goes, oh, this will be easy. You know, a lot of space and spread out and just. In your room you've got a lot of space.
Starting point is 00:08:12 That is really fucked. And if I saw someone doing that while I was in the pool, I think I'd call the police. That is so messed up. Do you know I saw like something recently, I can't remember if it was a TikTok or on an old TV show or something, and someone was in the bath and they were shaving their legs in the bath. Isn't that just the most fucking grotty thing you've ever heard?
Starting point is 00:08:37 And I'm saying grotty. Grotty is the correct answer. You were speechless. That was how fucked that was. Because I was about to say, well, if not the hotel pool, yeah, there's a bath in your hotel room, but then you're just swimming in your own little. Well, your hairs are like floating around.
Starting point is 00:08:51 But also when you like, yeah, I just, it really turned my stomach. Like not a lot really bothers me like that, but that I was just like, fuck, that's yucko. Like, and I guess I get wanting, fuck, that's yucko. Grotty and yucko. Yeah, I get wanting to like soften the hairs up first. Like for anybody that's ever shaved any body hair, like. Yeah, soften it up. If you're soaked for a bit before, it is easier.
Starting point is 00:09:20 But you could soak and then do that in the shower after. Yep. You know, like if you were in the bath and then you go, oh, I'm all like supple now and then you did it. Or even in the shower and just let the water run and, you know, give it a rub. It's only enough. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:31 But like if you really wanted to soak in, do that and then have a shower. You've got to have a shower after a bath anyway. So like. Imagine having to be the guy like JJ to go down there and go, excuse me, ma'am. What are you. Can you just fucking not? Like that's actually rank, you fucking dirty bitch.
Starting point is 00:09:51 That's also having the toiletry bag at the pool. Yeah. What? What do you think this is? Nah. I actually find it strange when I like at the gym in the change rooms yeah and this is like more the older generation but it's like they've done their morning workout or morning swim or whatever showered and then they're at the sink with a full face of shaving cream and they're doing their
Starting point is 00:10:20 morning routine morning shave and stuff but they're at the and like you know it's in the sink and it's fine i guess but i'm like i just would never have thought i'm off to the gym better get the shaving cream and a shaver well i guess because there'd be lots of people that would go to the gym in the morning and get ready for work yeah at the gym just for their day for the day yeah and so i understand it but yeah it just sounds feels like quite intrusive, doesn't it? And they're always wearing a towel and you're always just like, am I allowed to be in my- Yeah, like you feel like you're in their bathroom.
Starting point is 00:10:53 One time at Kings Park in Perth, the Next Gen Gym, which is like a fancy gym. Real fancy. And I used to live across the street and I got a sweet deal on the membership. Yeah. Now, the older generation, is it fair to say, hang on, how do I even? Oh, no. They don't have any inhibitions.
Starting point is 00:11:16 They're comfortable. Do you reckon our parents' generation was pre, like, pubic waxing, pube trimming generation. Oh, I guess so. Cause you, you hear about like the eighties bush and like, you know, whatever. I finished working out.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Yeah. I go in to have a shower and there is a guy, an old, like an old man naked with his leg up like on the bench with the like gym supplied hair dryer like drying his pubes and arsehole and junk with his leg up on the bench just. And like when I walked in, it's just like, yeah, bro, just had a shower, drying up.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Like it wasn't like he'd been caught. It was just like going about his day. Like I don't think he even would have looked up. Hey, man. Yeah. I mean, a bush is dense, so I understand wanting to get ahead of it and trying to dry it off. Yes.
Starting point is 00:12:21 You've got to be careful with the hair drying in your gooch, though. Remember, we've talked about this before. You get that metal bit. It gets fucking hot and you set yourself on fire. Brand yourself like a cow. Yeah, and the smell of burning old man pube. Not just burning hair, burning old man pube. And those pubes are insane.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Fucking rate it though. I actually can't. Like the confidence of it? Yeah, I can't wait to get like a little bit older and just like not give a fuck and just be standing at the fucking gym, pubes out. Yeah. You know? Combing them down.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Yeah, combing me pubes out, braiding them for the day, you know, getting ready for my day job. Yeah. Like I just actually can't fucking wait to not give a fuck about that kind of stuff. But this was the place as well. Like it had a bit of like country club energy. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:12 It was very rich. People would be there. But I think with like these older guys, they'd roll in, do their morning workout. Have a steam. Have a steam. Then a blowy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:25 So you gave them a blowy. He goes, yeah, I'm just going to get naked because I'm going into the changing room for a blowy. Yeah, or they say to their wives as they leave in the morning, they go, yeah, going down to the country club for a blowy. Yeah. He comes back with like a big quaff. Like the pubes are like had a blowout.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Like they like are bouncy, you know. But then they would like finish that and then probably go and sit at the cafe at the front for an hour and a half. And have a club sandwich. Yeah, and all that shit. A little espresso. That's that me espresso. They'd probably get in at 9am and leave at 1pm
Starting point is 00:13:55 and then head home for the day, you know. And that's their day. Fall asleep on the couch in the afternoon. What a way to live. Fuck, that doesn't sound bad, eh? If you've got your exercise in. If you've got to have pubes to do that, sign me up. Consider it done.
Starting point is 00:14:07 I've already got them. You've done your exercise for the day. You've had a club sandwich. You've blown your pubes out. What more is there? You sit back into the couch. Fucking what else is life, is there? Turn on season 20 of The Simpsons.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Fucking done. Yeah, you're saying that new intro. The price is right. Let's finish with Jess. Hi, Jess. Oh, no. All right, now, Tony, I know you don't have the ability to imagine things, but I'm going to have to ask you to use your imagination because you will be able to picture this and so will everyone
Starting point is 00:14:43 and it just fucking does my head in. But the more you think about it the dumber it is oh no jess says normal or nah leaving the feet on the tv when mounting it to the wall so it's a bit time packing what so you know some tvs will mount and i was like sit on a cabinet yeah first of all calling them feet is hilarious yes um but the little stand yeah yeah jess says with my new tv i just decided to keep the feet on because what if one day i want to do work on the wall or decide to put it on the cabinet and i can't find where the feet are feet are those things you just always lose track of.
Starting point is 00:15:26 So I thought it would just be easier all around for me just to mount the TV on the wall and just leave the feet on. Every single person that comes to the house kind of walks in and goes. And they rightfully so. Yeah, gives it a weird look. But to me, it's justified and it's normal. Jess. The thing about Jess is.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Do we want to unpack the calling it feet first or the fact they're still on the fucking thing? Look, let's give her feet. I feel like she's walking out of here down and I think that would give her feet. Give her an easy win. If not feet, what are they? I would probably say like the TV stand.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Yeah. What are they? I mean. Do they have shoes? Because little Mabel's baby shoes would just flip right on. But it's like those baby Converse. You know, people buy like brand name shoes. The prices are so low they just walk out of the store.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Actually expensive for baby shoes. Oh, but the TVs. Oh, yeah. Would it even sit flat? I feel like that's like i feel like it would like poke out of the bottom yeah so you gotta stand yeah but what if it had a hat just to balance it out also and you know how what did you say that the feet of those things that you always lose track of yeah i mean they are on top of the microwave so you can't lose them. Like you could put them anywhere.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Yeah. No, but they're a thing that you would put somewhere and then when you needed them three years later, you'd go, where'd you put them? And you'd go, I don't know. Yeah, which I will pay. But if you anticipate that this is a problem you might have, you would then leave them in the TV cabinet or.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Just put them on a cabinet to start with. Just buy other things. I just, my biggest worry is that the TV is not sitting flush against the wall. Or maybe if you put it low enough that you needed it to look up. Oh, no, that would be awful, wouldn't it? Are they normal or not? Normal or not.
Starting point is 00:17:43 TV's above the fireplace. Oh, yeah. I love the idea that we're all like facing the fire and the tv at the same time but i often feel like when the tv's above the fireplace it's too high yeah and you're looking up at it it's also not very good for a tv to be directly i can't imagine that's good for it yeah so you know how actually both of us oh fuck here we go you know how both of us we have our fireplace and our TVs mounted just to the side? What's wrong with that? Are you okay? Sorry, I just sounded like a fucking pterodactyl.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Yeah. You sound like the guy drying his pubes. Trying to breathe after he's been playing squash. I just, I realized how it sounded like, oh, you know how both of us have. Anyway. And we have that. That's not that funny. That's really not that funny at all.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Sorry, we can go. Feet are just, you just always lose track of feet, aren't you? Where are your feet? They're on my feet. What? On your ankles. Yeah, that'll do. Your TV feet though. Yeah, the TV feet are in the box in the garage.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Like I, in the shed, sorry. Pretty understandable, logical place. Yeah, like I know where they are. Good for you, bro. Thanks, yeah. Jess, good luck, mate. Yeah, we for you to be. Yeah, like I know where they are. Good for you, bro. Thanks. Yeah. Jess, good luck, mate. Yeah, we love you, Jess. With all your future endeavors.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Keep track of those feet. Hey, it's Andrew from Raleigh, North Carolina, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at Patreon. Sorry, I'm just recovering from the pterodactyl. Jennifer Wallstra. Good on you, Jenny. Courtney Parslow. Jess Ramey.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Maren McKim. And Kieran Cohen. Kieran Cohen, see us after class. See us after class. You're not supposed to do that. Get your own individual Patreon. We've always said that. No, we love to see it.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Thank you very much for being part of it. And if you want to check that out, all the information's in our show notes and there's access to the Patreon, the Facebook group. If you want to submit a normal or nah or a confession, all of that information is on our website, tonyandryan.com.au or you can find it in the Facebook group. If you want to submit a normal or nah or a confession, all of that information is on our website, tonyandryan.com.au or you can find it in the show notes. A few weeks ago we stumbled across Buseyisms. Gary Busey.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Sayings and poems by Gary Busey. Yeah. Which is Busey, not Bussy as it turns out. No, we were saying Bussy. Like your back pussy. Yeah. Yeah. So that was a few weeks ago.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Busey-isms. This week I would like to discuss lodge-isms. Oh, my God. I'm on Gary Busey's level. I hope not for your sake. Yeah, that's actually fair. Yeah. Sorry, I take that back.
Starting point is 00:20:41 I've got a few lodge-isms to add to the list. Lodge-isms. I like this. Well, we know that back. I've got a few logisms to add to the list. Logisms? I like this. Well, we know that there's things that Tony says regularly. However, there's a few sentences, a few one-offs that you've said and I would like you to confirm or deny whether you did in fact say them. This is not going to be good for me. No, some of them are put them on a T-shirt and others are like. Take that back.
Starting point is 00:21:06 But I'm just going to put it to you that did you say it or not? So is this like me backing it in or just I have to be honest, yes or no? Yeah. And you can say, yeah, I said it, but I regret it. Okay. But it's more like did you say these things out loud? All right.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Oh, well, I obviously said that one because it was funny. Sounds like me. Is it true that while we were waiting in line at the bank, you moaned and said, I bet Kim Kardashian doesn't have to wait at the bank. True or false? I don't think I said that. Oh.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Yeah. Yep, I did say that. And I bet she doesn't. Yeah. Like, do you know what I mean? When she had to go and get a new license photo, they shut down the DMV. She got a photo and she had a makeup artist and stuff there with her and special lighting kit.
Starting point is 00:22:16 They took the photo and she left and they reopened it. Really? It was on an episode of the Kardashians on Hulu. New season starts soon. Not sponsored. How do we get that? Can we buy that? How do we get that service?
Starting point is 00:22:26 I think you have to be. Do Vic Rhodes offer that? I think you just have to be Kim Kardashian to get that. But you know what I mean. I don't think she's waiting at the bank. I don't think I even said that to you. I said that to Sophie. She's a fucking narc.
Starting point is 00:22:38 I'm not saying you said it to me. I'm just saying did you say it or not? I thought that was a safe space. The bank is not a safe space there's cameras security codes yeah we were very well done oh yeah i was yeah i was yeah no don't get us started guys don't get us started yeah i bet you but i bet you kim kardashian doesn't have to wait in line at the bank fucking hell is that it no Is that the only one? No, it's a couple of years. Okay. Just to confirm, you did say that?
Starting point is 00:23:11 I did say that as an observation, yes. Not likening myself to Kim Kardashian. It was just like, oh, I bet you she doesn't have to do this, you know. As soon as I say the first six words of this one, you're already going to know what you said and you're already going to be embarrassed. Okay. six words of this one, you're already going to know what you said and you're already going to be embarrassed. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Tony recently watched Anyone But You with Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell. Is it true the first thing you said was, this movie makes me wish I lived in Australia? I believe I said makes me want to move to Australia. Well, have we got some news for you. So I watched that movie and I did it, you guys. I moved to Australia. But, like, it did.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Like, it made you go, like, fuck, I want to live there. And then I was like, fuck, I already do. Like blessed be. Do you know what I mean? Got a great, beautiful, grateful moment. Yeah. Because if you move to Australia, hypothetically, if you move to Australia, A, you would probably have mad cans
Starting point is 00:24:17 like Sydney Sweeney. Yeah. You would probably always be at like clifftop tea parties and stuff. I would. I actually would. I'd always be surfing like clifftop tea parties and stuff. I would. I actually would. I'd always be surfing during the day. Yeah, there'd be guys like Glenn Powell just like hanging out with his top off and shit.
Starting point is 00:24:31 I'd be fine without that, to be honest. That wasn't like the thing that made me want to move here. Because you don't like a pretty boy. You like a bad boy with shit tats, don't you? Yeah. Was there any shit tats and ratty hair in that movie? No. That is a shame.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Yeah. It's not a true representation of Australia. hair in that movie? No. That is a shame. Yeah. It's not a true representation of Australia. It's the only thing we've seen, yeah. What about the surfer guy? He was fucking random, wasn't he? Like an actual caricature of an Australian person. I bet you that everybody else watching it loved it and thought it was so funny.
Starting point is 00:25:01 And I get it, but it's just not for me. That's okay. But yes, I did say that. It just looks so funny. And I get it, but it's just not for me. That's okay. But, yes, I did say that. It just looked so fun. Yeah. And they just had that big pool and they were on the beach. Like, what a dream come true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Do you have to be really rich to have that, do you think? Like, what's that like? I think you'd have to be pretty rich like that's fucked eh yeah who do you reckon owns that house in real life is it only a b&b could we go stay there and pretend that we've got that life just for a minute probably like it's probably a big airbnb right yeah there'd be if not that exact one maybe similar that exact one is the one that i okay i'll have a look after finishing a podcast episode last week, when your hair was down and lovely and it was beautiful,
Starting point is 00:25:50 after we finished recording, you put your hair up, looked in the mirror and got really fucked off and said, I look hot as fuck with my hair up. Why did you all let me record that episode with my hair down? Well, I just did the perfect messy bun and it never happens when you want it to. It doesn't, does it? No. I did say that.
Starting point is 00:26:13 I did say that. And because I'd said to Sophie specifically before we started recording, I said, should I put my hair up? And she said, no, it looks really good down. She's trying to fucking sabotage me. And then after the podcast, I went, oh, great, that's done. I'm going to throw my hair up. And then I do the perfect messy bun, once in a lifetime kind of opportunity.
Starting point is 00:26:33 It's real Northern Lights shit. And then fucked. And I actually said, do we need to film anything else? Can we? Because my hair looks really good right now. Do we need to do anything else today? A little YouTube video live from DCI? Anything that we could do.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah, no. No, we're done for the day. Made all good. And you're like, fucking anything. I'll do personalized videos again. Yeah, literally like I will fucking record anything right now. So just to confirm, we are adding three things to the list of lodgisms. I bet Kim Kardashian doesn't have to wait at the bank.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Great point. This movie makes me wish I could movegisms. I bet Kim Kardashian doesn't have to wait at the bank. Great point. This movie makes me wish I could move to Australia. I do. I look hot as fuck with my hair up. And I've always said that. Great. Add them to the list. Add them to the list.
Starting point is 00:27:16 I love that. Great, great, great, great. I've got a love to see here that Nicole sent us on Patreon and just a little content note about alcoholism. But Nicole said, I've simply come to share my achievements with you. Please. And I love it already.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Seven months ago, I quit drinking alcohol. Nice. It was my life and I was destroying it with bourbon. I still can't believe I'm here. And there are still days where I could easily go back to that life. And, you know, I just feel like I need to drink to kind of keep going and like to handle everything. So, so, so sad.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Nicole said, but then I remember how well I'm doing. Seven whole months. That's more than half a year. I'm so fucking proud of myself. $6,700 not spent on alcohol. Fuck. When you look at it like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:10 At a minimum. Yeah. And she just, yeah. And we were chatting backwards and forwards and I was like, do you mind if I share this because I bet you there's people that would be so inspired by that or who are five days in and are going, like, can I make it to six days? Seven months.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Every day is slightly easier than the day before. And I just really love to see that because it's fucking, it's really tough when you're in the midst of getting over anything or getting through anything. And so I just really, like, I thanked Nicole personally when we were chatting. I was like, that's really brave to share. It is. So, Nicole, we absolutely love you and we love like, that's really brave to share. It is.
Starting point is 00:28:45 So, Nicole, we absolutely love you and we love to see that because that is just congratulations and keep us up to date when you hit 12 months. What a milestone that'll be. Like that'll just be massive. Good on you. That's it. Thanks, Nicole.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Similar energy or just inspiration from Heidi Young. Hi, Heidi. New tarpa here and I just heard when Ryan John said one of his ins for 2024 was people going back to uni in their later years. My love to see it is that I'm graduating with my bachelor's degree and I'm 42 years old. Fuck yeah, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:29:17 It took me exactly six years, a pandemic and a divorce and a move and working full time and raising a teenager, but it's done. Super proud of myself. You'll love to see it. Talk about fucking playing life on hard mode. Yeah. All of the, I can't believe that you were able to do all of that
Starting point is 00:29:35 while you were still going. That's insane. That is, wow. I'm so proud of all of our tapas. Yeah. They can literally do anything. They can do anything. I'm not going to finish that sentence. But I am proud of our tapas yeah they can literally do anything they can do anything i'm not going to finish that sentence oh but i am proud of our tapas like that it's just really cool thank you for sharing that it's fucking awesome all right uh tomorrow on the show guys
Starting point is 00:29:55 more retro problems i'm loving retro problems i'm loving them sick last time uh what was the edition we accidentally somewhat it was like the phone edition last time, I think. Yes, yep. This one is, I'm going to say, modern technology or their lack of. Great. Kids, listen up, kids. You're about to hear how mum and dad used to live back in the day. Back in the day. Without all your fucking gadgets.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Gadgets? Oh, my God, you're 100. See you tomorrow. Love you, bye.

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