Toni and Ryan - Kindergarten Confessions

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

Confessions you probably didn't see coming, and me embarrassing Ryan in public. Love ya!!! Toni xoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. Best-selling Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Award-winning. Thank you very much. Dr. Author Tony Lodge.

Gosh, every day. Yep. Gas me right up. Yep. Now, who in my family is your archenemy? Oh, your grandma Betty. Yeah. Yeah.

We've had words. Tony and Betty fucking hate each other. No, we don't hate each other. We've just had words. Strong words. And they didn't fucking rhyme, that's for sure. They don't have to. Are we calling your grandma Betty?

Is she approving the podcast today? No, we are calling Charisma. Charisma? Yeah, which is my enemy because I was trying to get charisma for the Riz. The Riz. Yeah. So I don't know how that'll go. Yeah. I don't know how I feel about it.

Maybe charisma won't answer. She's too cool. Yeah. From Marshall, Missouri. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Okay. Clip club. Sorry. That was new. Clip club. Clip club. Glip club. Glip club. Glip club. Sorry.

That was new. Glip club. Glip club. Glip club. Glip. Hello. Charisma. Oh, my gosh.

It's Tony and Ryan. Oh, my gosh. It's charisma. Ryan's not happy charisma. You guys, I think you need to battle this out once and for all. Right, yeah. My one and only enemy on a completely different continent. Yep.

And how does it feel in general to have an enemy charisma, considering how beautiful your name is? Well, I will say it was actually rather intimidating to watch you stare me down on the vodcast. Because it was a video show when we decided that Charisma was going to be your arch enemy. Yep, it was. Yeah.

Hey, why don't you guys just give a little smooch and make up now? Yeah, well, I tell you that's not... Keep your friends close, your enemies closer. Yeah, and we have always said that. But Charisma, can you please tell us about... And this will... I can't be mad at you because this is the fucking cutest thing ever. Okay.

Can you tell us about the small museum in your town of Marshall? It's the Jim the Wonder Dog Museum of all things. It was this dog back in the early 1900s that in a crowd in town, you could ask him to go find a certain someone or something and he would go and do it. Oh, my God, the original telephone operator. Yeah, basically. I need to talk to Mrs. West from the post office.

You go, ro-ro-ro-ro-ro. Putting you through. Mrs. West. Yeah, the original. That is so cute.. You go. Putting you through. Mrs. West. Yeah. The original. That is so cute. Tony's just looked it up. It's the cutest dog as well.

It's like a little spaniel. Jim as well. A people name. Tony's a mess. Charisma, thanks for being a legend of an enemy. If I had to have an enemy, I'm glad it's a good one. Yeah, that's a great point. And will you approve today's podcast?

Oh, 100% I will, absolutely. Excellent. Oh, good. And the enemies have come to an end. Hi, it's Charisma from Marshall, Missouri, and I approve this podcast. I would like to start today's show with what made you cry that you didn't think would make you cry? What were you just mentioning off air, Toni? Oh, watching the news of um julian assange

like arriving back in australia and was it the cold and flus and everything you were just like all emotional well i mean it was a it's a huge moment um but yeah i think the cold and flus and just like having been at home for a really long time and i was just like oh my god the world's still fucking turning out there yeah i thought that I was just like stuck in time a little bit. I won't say the specific person, but yesterday Bridget and I were both in tears. Yeah. Because we were watching American Sweethearts, which is a documentary about the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

Oh, yeah. And it's emotional, man. Is it? It fucking really got me. Oh. Because all these people audition, it's their lifelong dream, and then they get so close and they get told, we don't have a spot on the roster oh those show like those documentaries that don't they're so inspiring they are like you walk away feeling

like you could be a cheerleader but well i first of all yes um but having watched there's this one girl in particular and she you know you get the whole backstory and what it means to her and all that stuff i do i love that shit and then Bridget and I both look at each other and we're like, are we crying at the Dallas Cowboy cheerleading? So you don't even know what it's called. We were a mess last night, man. It was fucking crazy. I think it's on Netflix, but it's just called American Sweethearts. Yeah, I've seen it pop up. It's brand new, I think. It's just come out and we're up to, if there was a season two, we'd be ready for it

because we've punched out that season pretty quick. Oh, really? Smash the record. Because if you don't watch fucking anything, I really. I was about to say, yeah. Things you didn't expect to cry watching. But when you, like Ryan, get into something, you do. I'm in.

I'm all in. I'm boom or bust, baby. Exactly. All right, let's do confessions. Thanks for submitting them. TonyandRyan.com.au. And if you're there to submit a confession, you might as well hit the merch tab,

pre-order a hat for our Tarpaulthon Tool Gold live stream. You get a free hat with every confession entered for $34.95. Yep. Okay. Thank you. Plus you're me. Confession. Confession. Confession from a lass with one hairy butt cheek.

Just one? I moved to Australia and because it's really warm here, I decided to become a naked mole rat and get my entire body lasered. Like eyelashes down. Take it away. Eyelashes down. Would body hair? i guess it would i was gonna say influence heat i guess yeah it would uh i think also because like you're out and about wearing less clothes than you oh and if you felt more confident yeah yeah no that's fair while getting my rear tushy zapped the technician did

my left butt cheek as a hang on sorry as opposed to your front tushy ohapped, the technician did my left butt cheek. Hang on. Sorry. As opposed to your front tushy. Oh, they'd already done the front bum, I guess. Yeah. So they've done the left ass cheek, gone down the left leg, gone back up the right leg and got to the butt cheek and gone, all right, all done. I genuinely couldn't remember if she'd already done my right butt cheek, but I felt too awkward to speak up.

Turns out she had not done it, and now I'm permanently stuck with one really hairy arse cheek because what am I supposed to do? Go back and ask for a half-priced laser to get a literal half-arse job done? That was good cue from the confessor. Or get a wax every six weeks on just the one butt cheek She's like stuck in limbo now Is that how

Oh I've never had laser I don't really know how it works But don't you have to Go multiple times Yeah like isn't it like a process I believe so So I don't think it's like you go once and then it zapped And then oh no you'll know as soon as it grows back

Because the hair still grows back. It's just like slower and finer and stuff, I think. Well, I think if you start, and again, who the fuck, I wouldn't know. Yeah. But I believe like if you've got really thick and dark hair, it can be 12 times. If it's thin and light, it can be two or three. Like it's a bit of a scale.

Yeah, but it's like a process. It's not like you don't go one time and the wizard just whips it all off and then. The wizard. Like. The whiz. Yeah. all off. The wizard. Like. The whiz. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, maybe. Yeah. Do you know what I mean though? Like I don't think that that's how, but it would make you uncomfortable, I guess, if you didn't think. Would that just mean if you got it done properly next time, that one cheek is always that one thing behind? Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I guess so. What would you do if you saw someone with one hairy butt cheek? I don't think I would do anything. What are you going to do? Yeah, what would you do? Excuse me, man. You know that thing of like tell me the outfits of the last three people that you saw and you go, I can't, and you go, exactly?

Like I don't think I would even fucking notice. Oh, I could tell you the butt smoothness of the last three people I've seen. you go, I can't. And you go, exactly. Like, I don't think I would even fucking notice. Oh, I could tell you the butt smoothness of the last three people I've seen. Oh, could you? Yeah. What was mine? Very smooth. Thank you.

Confession from a guilty kindergartner. My mum has one really hairy butt, Shelly. As a five-year-old lass at kinder, I kicked a five-year-old boy in the dick. Oh, jeez. I felt so guilty. I literally threw up and got sent home for being sick. Is this a limerick?

Is this a limerick? It isn't, but that would be hilarious because sick and dick and whatever. The boy was blocking the end of the slide. A limerick isn't just two words rhyming No but like the first two lines had a bit of rhyme Yeah okay It was kicking off I'll show you an agnostic poem later on

This boy was blocking the end of a slide being a real jerk Oh I hate that Like he was blocking the end of the slide I thought I would call his bluff And go down the slide thinking he'd see me coming down the slide And like jump out of the way Totally He didn't

So on the way down the slide I raised my leg me coming down the slide and like jump out of the way. Totally. He didn't. So on the way down the slide, I raised my leg and kicked him straight in the balls. The same boy? Yeah, he was blocking the slide. So she came down and was like, oh, he's not moving. The same boy that she kicked in the dick? Well, this is the kicking of the dick. Oh, sorry.

I thought this was again that happened. Maybe she's a double dick kicker. Double dicker. Luckily, instead of beating me up he just ran off I assumed he went and told the recess supervisor I was so crippled with guilt that I considered turning myself in

rather than them coming to find me I didn't even know the boy's name instead I worked myself up to the point of throwing up because I was so guilty which rewarded me with sympathy from the nice teachers who called my mum to take me home. Well, I mean, why would you stand at the end of a slide?

Yeah, he literally shouldn't have been standing there. Like, obvious, like. Yeah, this guy was being a jerk, so I kicked him in the dick. I think the teachers were like, fuck yeah, you did. Not even that. I went down a slide and someone was standing there. You can't stop once you're halfway down. Yeah.

Like, what are you going to do? Go back up the slide. That's how gravity works. And I think it's illegal, actually, the maneuver of going up and down. Like, you can't go up a slide. Yeah. Legally. Yeah, legally.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, whether you could or not. Did you have like a playground, a weird playground move that? No, I sat inside with the teachers most days. Really? Yeah. Like whether you could or not. Did you have like a playground, a weird playground move that? No, I sat inside with the teachers most days. Really? Yeah. That's so sad.

Yeah, I didn't really have any friends. So we used to play this game where some like two people would deliberately like block the bottom of like the tunnel slide. But everyone's in on this. And then you would all like go down and then like you'd all get stuck in there and it's like it was just like a free-for-all jumping on each other and then the two people blocking it would let it go and you'd all like slide out because i think that was the same time when there was like um i don't know if it's really fucked up we used to call it stewie diver because

remember um what i don't know what you're talking about so this guy in there was a landslide and he like survived for four days under the thing oh my god yeah so we used to play stewie diver and like we'd try and survive in the slide and then we'd come out we were like four or five years old we thought it was like really topical and crazy oh my god okay I actually think staying with the teachers inside probably a better option yeah I'm a more well-rounded human now. Hey, it's Charisma from Marshall, Missouri, and you are listening to Tony and my no longer enemy, Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tuppers over at our Patreon.

Caitlin Allen, good on you, Caitlin. Nicole Slocum, Katie B and Brandon Richter. Good on you guys. Hopefully they're all people that will be joining us for our Topathon Till Gold live stream on the 27th of July. I know Brandon Richter will be there. He will be. He'll be there, the scale. And he is an actual OG.

Been around forever. Yeah. be there, the scale. And he is an actual OG. Been around forever. Yeah. So thank you very much. And like Tony said, live stream, what's the fucking thing called? Tarpathon. Tarpathon till gold. We are live streaming from the start of the Paris Games and we're not stopping until Australia wins gold.

Yeah, which is actually quite huge. That feels like a really big. We did 51 hours last year and it was crazy. Yeah. It could be shorter. We're hoping it's much shorter. Yeah. But not too short.

Yeah, it'd be a shame to like someone knock one out in the four-hour mark. Yeah, no. I think if that happened, we can talk about this as it happens, but I feel like if that happened, we'd go, oh, maybe until they win another one. Well, because. But then what if it starts a week later? It's like, oh, we take it back.

Yeah. And then we just stop at some random time. Well, I think because the opening ceremony is Friday night, Paris time, then they go to bed and there's no competition till the next day. So even if we won the first possible one- Yeah. We've still got the overnight shift. Yeah.

Which is our daytime. Yeah. We've worked that out well. Yeah. We have. We have worked that out well. We were actually on the overnight shift. Yeah. Which is our daytime. Yeah, we've worked that out well. Yeah, we have. We have worked that out well. We were actually on the planning committee. Yeah. Thanks, guys, for laughing at that.

Yeah, that was great. That was great. I needed that today, actually. Appreciate it. I was going to bring this up last week, but you were unwell. But I feel like when you and I went to Channel 7 last week, we did a little thing on the TV. We did.

It felt like take your children to work day. No, it did not. Should I just go through the list of liabilities? I've written Liability Lodge, which I don't want to. Oh. No, but it's like you were having so much fun and the Channel 7 studios in Sydney is where they film Home and Away. It's where they film The Chase.

It's got all the different – it's all in one building. Yes. And it was like Tony was at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and didn't know where to go first. It was very cool. It was very cool. Now, did you or did you not? Remember when you were in the airport and you saw John Howard?

Yes. And what did you do? I pointed at him. I said, that's John Howard. Yeah, and how far away were you from him when you pointed at him? About the length of a spoon. Yeah. Okay. So what happened when you ran into Mark Beretta, sports reporter from Sunrise? I went, oh, oh, oh. That's what happened. Did you point at him and say mark beretta no i did not excuse me no i did not check with emily there was fingers pointed because she said to me she goes is that what

happened with john howard and i said yeah no i didn't i didn't not know emily went that's oh hey barrettes yeah to him yeah and i went oh and mark. No, I didn't say his name. Yeah, and then it was so awkward. I fucking swear to God I didn't. But he looked at us and was like, hey. And then I went, oh. And he turned around and went, hi. Knowing obviously that I, yeah. And then he kept walking away from us and then looking back over his shoulder

and we were still just like staring at him. So it sounds as though he really needed that pepper in his step that day. Is it true, keeping in mind that we're in the Channel 7 building, that you said, he's from Channel 7? Who about? Mark Barretta. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.

I think that that was a bit of comedy from me. Okay. Because that's like, you know. Well, I felt like when you say that now in hindsight, but I feel like I had to explain to you. I was like, when you're at Channel 7, everyone you see is from Channel 7. Why are you being nice? I think that I was being cute and funny.

And actually, you said you're also from Channel 7. You were just on the TV. Yeah. Which I appreciated. Really gave me, you know, made me feel like I belonged. You did belong. Yeah. Apparently not.

Is it true that you saw a sign that said home and away this way and you yelled out will we see alf i did say that that did happen that did definitely happen i don't watch home no way but i grew up watching it like with my mum and my sisters. We would all like every night because it was like the only show on. Yeah. Like and I reckon like every family in Australia, you're either a home and away or a neighbour's family. Do your neighbours are still on? I told you that the other day on the podcast.

You know, I bet since you told- You can't re-return my own information. No, but you blew me away this morning and then also last week when you told me that news. Yeah. And it's still, I still can't believe it. Yeah, I know. It's crazy.

Yeah. And you know, actually, who's about to join the cast of Neighbours? Chris Schell, G Flip's partner from Selling Sunset. Chris Schell is about to join the cast of Australian Neighbours. Why? Is Misha Barton still on it? I don't know. But because Chrishell is an actor.

Yeah. I thought she's a real estate agent. No, so she is an actor. Every real estate agent thinks they're an actor, you know what I'm saying? But like, no, so she is famous for being an actor. She then joined the TV show because she became a real estate agent. Yeah.

Anyway, and yeah, she's joining Neighbours. Isn't that crazy? Anyway, I think that every family is a home and away family or a Neighbours family and I grew up being a home and away family. So even seeing that was just like how crazy. We're in Summer Bay. Yeah. Which I don't think is true unless they just put heaps of sand

on the inside of the thing and put a big light on. Oh, it's the sun. Sunscreen. Like how do they do that? Or the back of the lot is the ocean. Have you? Like it's actually back sun to the beach. Have you been to the actual Summer Bay?

No. Because you can like go there. Yeah, I have heard that. I mean, it has to be somewhere. Yeah. Like, you know, everything's somewhere. Yeah. But what does my head in is that you're at like the beach and they go, oh, should we

walk into the diner? And then they step into the diner and three days later, they're back at the set and they walk through the door and it's like the same scene, but it's not because they're inside and it's like a three hour driveway. Oh, is that not? Doesn't that do your head in? Oh. Oh, it's like an hour and a half up the coast or

whatever but yeah yeah oh so all the outdoor stuff is actually at the beach but then all the indoor stuff is like yeah at a studio somewhere yeah yeah right because isn't that the same with ramsay street all the stuff in the street is in the street yeah but the stuff that's inside is like sound stages yeah so they walk in the front door and then. Yeah. As I was saying, I can't remember where we filmed it three days ago. Yeah. Yeah.

Hang on. Sorry. What were we talking about? Imagine if it was one where you were like walking in and you were doing like a real passionate kiss. Yeah. And you're like. Just hold that. Yeah.

Yeah. And then like two days later you pick that up again. Yeah. You pick that up again. Sorry, you pick that up again. I'm sorry, when we stopped filming, your tongue was at the back of his left tonsil? Yeah, sorry. So if you wouldn't mind, for continuity purposes, yeah, if you couldn't.

Is it true that you screamed, where is the governess's office? I did say I should have asked Larry about the chase. Yeah. I love the chase. Yeah. I think it's such a good show. Yeah. Yeah. I love the chase. Yeah. I think it's such a good show. It is. I watch it every day.

What do you reckon is a good score at the end? Oh, as in like where they get to? But like when are you in the game? Oh. Should we say it at the same time? There's a number where I go, if you get that, like you're a chance. Yep. Not you're guaranteed, but you're in the game.

Yep. Three, two, one. 16. chance. Yep. Not you're guaranteed, but you're in the game. Yep. Three, two, one. 16. Oh. Yeah, not good areas. Yeah. Good areas. Yeah.

I watched a four-person team win with 18 the other day. Fuck. And then I watched a single guy lose with 20. Whoa. I know. So it just depends on who the chaser is. You really, it's anyone's game. Who lost depends on who the chaser is you really you can't it's anyone's game who lost with 18 which chaser um the professor really yes yeah and then tiger mom won the one with 20 yeah okay yeah she's good she's good now the toughest thing about take your children to work

day at channel seven actually happened before we got there so was it that you were running really late and then you fucked up the whole morning i didn't fuck up the whole morning but i was running really late extremely late we may have got to channel seven a minute before we literally they're like throwing microphones on us as we're walking yeah but i said guys you're on here in a minute i was like sweet can i go to the bathroom and then a guy put the mic on me whilst I was pooing. Yeah. So shout out to those guys. Great to be there. You often will wear a blue denim jacket as part of your rotation, I guess. And because we were on TV, I was considering wearing a blue denim jacket

and I was like, well, I should check with Tony because we can't rock up wearing the same thing. It might just look a bit funny. Yeah. So I called you and this is actually why I was like, not because of any other reason. You were already late when you called me, by the way. I call up and I go, hey, Tony, quick one.

I'm coming down in a sec, but what are you wearing? And she goes, what are you wearing? That's not what happened. You said, what are you wearing? And you said, what are you wearing? And I said, nothing. Oh. And do you know why?

But it was like sexy. No, but do you know why? That was like sexy. No, but do you know why I thought you were asking me? Why? Because you were already downstairs and you were looking for me. Oh. So when you're like, oh, what are you wearing? As in like, I can't, because I was just in the lobby of the hotel. Oh.

Yeah. And so that's how I was like fucking around. Because I thought you were like right next to me. And I was just like, oh. And then I was like, no, I'm wearing a brown cardigan. Because when you're like nothing, I was like, I know. Like I thought you were like right next to me and I was just like, oh. And then I was like, no, I'm wearing a brown cardigan. Because when you're like nothing, I was like, I thought you were playing a sexy game. I'm like, oh, what are you wearing? Yeah.

Yeah. And I was like. No, but I thought. So I thought it was because you were downstairs like looking for me. So I stood up and I was like, oh, ha, ha, ha, like whatever. And then you're like, nah, like because I need to. And I was like, oh, I'm wearing a brown cardigan. And then you're like, okay, great. And then like we. And I was like, oh, I'm wearing a brown cardigan. And then you're like, okay, great.

And then like we hung up. That was fine. But I will say I'm sorry because I thought it was that you were downstairs and you were like, oh, like whereabouts are you? You know how like, you know what I mean? Yeah. What did you end up wearing? Denim jacket.

You were naked in the lobby. So I was naked downstairs. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't do jokes. So, yeah, the lobby. So I was naked downstairs. Yeah. So I don't do jokes. So yeah, I was just, I was naked downstairs. That was lovely to have you at work. That's unfair because it's not even your work.

What do you mean? It's not your work. Well, I work there. No, but not at that one. But I think that was just the energy of like, you were just very excited. Sorry, I'll never be excited again when ryan told me this i was like well tv is like your disneyland because i'm the same when i go to like movie world on the gold coast that's like so he's from the gold coast that shouldn't count yeah but like behind the scenes of tv there's nothing more exciting.

And I also just think that it's nice when people are excited when you're showing them your hood. Yeah. So I was trying to be like, oh, Ryan, this is where you work. And this is where I poo and get my mic put on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, the real gold star treatment. What do you love to see, Tony Lodge? I've got to – I just sent you a screenshot, Ryan, of this thing I saw online that just like, I don't know if it's because I've been a bit sick and it just like really fucking got me, but someone posted a one-star Google review of a restaurant that says, I saw a rat whilst eating here with like a disgusted emoji.

And you know when on a Google thing and it says like response from the owner? Yeah. And they've just replied like the owner of this restaurant has replied and said that's called a mirror. Yeah, cop that. Cop that with your shit review. I love that. I, oh my God.

But you would think you're paying it forward and letting people know that you've seen like a rat at this restaurant. And they're like, no, I'm not going to take that. When you go to a Google review and you just, you don't even see what they've written, but you see like. Response from owner. You go. Do you think that as an owner, is there a point where you go like, just let that go? Is it the same as like replying to shitty comments on a video or whatever

like i think some of them if it's like a three star yeah and it's something they can resolve they're like oh we're really sorry how can we fix that hoping that they might like redo their review or undo it yeah because i think a lot of people rightly or wrongly believe they live or die by their google reviews yeah um so they're like oh if i can give you a free meal or apologize i'll do the right thing and you delete that three yeah that might bring my overall average up and yeah i think that's what they go but again you go fuck that's a long like at what point are you sitting there replying maybe we should just deal with the rats yeah you know you're sitting there all day dealing with the google review when you go yeah we probably could just is a ryanair that does the savage responses as well? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, right. I haven't seen them. Oh, well, it's just like people complaining about how shit it is. And they're like, you paid $11 for a flight overseas, so go fuck yourself. Oh, on Twitter and stuff. I have seen those.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I like it. No, I like it too. I thought this would be your area. My love to see it. Now, stick with me here. Okay.

Because it doesn't sound like you love to see it, but it is a you love to see it. Okay. A Jetstar New Zealand flight between Auckland and Christchurch had a crash landing a few weeks ago. Oh my god. So it's not like it crashed as it was landing. Something went wrong and it kind of just wasn't like. Oh that would be so scary though. And there was a tarpa on board. Sophia. What? Yeah. I bet she was filmed with Sophia. Yeah. Sorry.

Fear. So much fear. Plane crash. I'll pay that. Sophia says. So the plate was on her leg. Don't fucking. I hope you love to see it, says Sophia.

I'm a nervous flyer. Well, this obviously didn't fucking help. And I like to distract myself. So I downloaded four hours of tarp episodes for a one hour flight just in case. Yeah. So I have two you love to see it. One, we ended up on the tarmac for ages after the crash because I had to come and investigate and check everything's fine and blah, blah, blah. But I was prepared with extra episodes, so I was fine.

Second, you love to see it. Not dead. That is, I do love to see that, Sophia. And don't you love to see that? Yeah. Don't you love to see that? I'd love to know, Sophia, whether that's made you feel better or worse about flying. Because does it make you feel like, oh, something did go wrong and I'm fine?

Yeah, maybe it's the worst thing that could happen happened and it was actually not that bad. And I was okay. Or whether it's like, yep, no, I'm going to be getting a boat next time. The plane swerved wildly and left the runway at Christchurch Airport ending up on the grass. That's it. At least they went on the runway so other people could keep flying.

Like it kind of spanned. Yeah, that's quite considerate. Do you know what I mean? Because otherwise, like, fuck, everyone's it. At least they weren't on the runway so other people could keep flying. Like a kind of span. Yeah, that's quite considerate. Do you know what I mean? Because otherwise, like, everyone's fucked. We had a hydraulic leak on the right. What's with the hydraulics, man? That was the same as last time. I don't know.

I feel like, though, at least if you were on the ground, you could turn your phone off flight mode, couldn't you? You could just, like, be on Instagram and stuff. People still using flight mode, you could turn your phone off flight mode, couldn't you? You could just like be on Instagram and stuff. People still use the flight mode, you know? Well, like, yes, you should. But like. But also your phone just doesn't work in the sky, does it? Yeah, it's actually kind of pointless, yeah.

Like it actually doesn't work anyway. You know, just like be a rebel, be a bad boy. Well, that's not my area. Yeah. But. You're right though, if it's on the ground, like. Like at least you can fucking. What's going to happen, the plane fall be a bad boy. Well, that's not my area. Yeah. But like. You're right though. If it's on the ground, like. Like at least you can fucking.

What's going to happen? The plane fall out of the sky? Well, yeah. They're already sitting on the grass. You're already on the ground. Yeah. You're basically having a picnic. That's basically just a nice day out.

Like all in all. You know, we're looking. Isn't it? Randomly. That's how I love you. At Antarctica flights. And they just go down and like drive over

like fly over and just look out. Yeah. This is like what you do is you get on a plane and then they just park on the grass

and you pull out some prosciutto and cheese. Yeah. Influencers pay good money to do that. A fortune. Yeah. Absolute fortune.

Alright. Have a great day everyone. We're going to have some more green juices and rest up. If you'd like to join us for our Tarpathon to a Gold more green juices and rest up if you'd like to join us for our tarpathon to a gold live stream

tony and patreon.com slash tony and ryan we'll get there I'm just focusing so hard on not saying the words we've got a month we've got a month to figure out the you know official details

I do have something though maybe we'll do it tomorrow. I've got an idea for the live stream that I think you'll love, and dare I say it, and hopefully you'll be full of cold and flus and, like, on the edge a little bit anyway. Okay. I think you'll get emotional in a good way. Oh, I love that.

Yeah. Thanks. Because it doesn't – because, like, you know how the Olympics just – Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

No, see, I think can we say the word in that context? Because we're not owning it. Because we're not saying it. We're just talking about how the Olympics is good. Tony Lodge. That's okay. Jail. Jail.

Jail. Surely people are saying it. You're allowed to say that, isn't it? We're just trying to fly under the radar a little bit, you know. Oh, right under there. Yeah, we'll be on the grass. Yeah, on the grass out the back. All right, we'll figure that out.

I feel like there's like some, you know, patriotism. There's like so many great stories and it's inspirational. A hundred percent. It's the best time of year. Yeah. It's the best time of every four years. Yeah. What do you call a four years?

In my mind, I was going, it's the best time of the leap year, which is also sort of true, but not what I meant. Kind of true, but yeah, we can say that though. Is it a leap year this year or do we skip it to keep the days in order? What? Yeah, okay, we'll see you guys tomorrow. We'll see you guys tomorrow. You know what?

No, no, no. Someone will know what I'm trying to say. So they did have the Tokyo Olympics in the wrong year. No, that's not what I'm talking about. One leap year they didn't have the 29th of Feb because every thousand years they have to not because it would go too far. Someone knows what the fuck I'm talking about.

Put it in the episode spread and help a brother out because fuck me right up. Brother. All right, we'll be back tomorrow brother out because fuck me right up. Brother. Alright, we'll be back tomorrow. Yeah, maybe. Love you. Bye. If they don't get to us.