Toni and Ryan - La Dolce Work Trip

Episode Date: July 5, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge, and we are calling Julia, who is in... Oh no. What have you done? What state is our eye? Rhode Island. Rhode Island! This will be our first Rhode Islander approver. Surely. Is it? Connor, can you go to my book club for a second? Sorry?

I'm so sorry. I was on a meeting with my friends on book club. Is the book you're reading this month I Don't Need Therapy and Other Lies I've Told Myself by Dr. Tony Lodge? Well, I didn't know, but I'll add it to our list for next month. Okay. Yeah, wow.

Sorry, we already picked this month's book. Yeah, we'll call you next month and double check. Yeah, we will. In the meantime, Julia, do you approve today's episode? Validate. Yes, I will approve today's episode. Excellent. Thank you.

Hey, it's Julia. I'm from Rhode Island, and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, Tony has described this as a phenomenon. I love something that I think a lot of people don't and I need to talk about it. We need to wipe the slate clean. Everyone needs to get over it. Is a phenomenon a strong word or when I hear it,

I'll be like, that is a phenomenon. When you hear it, you'll go, oh! And I don't know whether you'll agree or whether you'll disagree. It's like hard hate or hard love. There's no grey area? No, no grey area. People go, I love that or I fucking hate it. And you're for it?

I love it. Okay. Some people might love it when they're doing it, but not when other people are doing it. Ooh. You know, it's one of those. That's a thing that you do. We'll have to see.

All right, that's coming up soon. But first, normal or nah, everyone submits these in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. There's a link in our link in bio. Let's start with Murray. Hi, Murray. Murray says, I won't go into a store if I'll be the only customer in the store

because I can't handle the attention, the pressure, and the expectation of being the only customer in the store. Is this normal or nah? I think that is normal. I agree. But do you know what else I really hate? I hate it when you walk into a shop and a million people say to you, oh, my God, how are you?

Can I help you? Whatever. But I also fucking hate it when I go into a shop and no one asks me and, like, then I need help. Because you would never go and ask for help, would you? No. So you kind of do the, like, the meerkat look where you kind of try and get them to notice you.

Jiggle your keys. Oh, because that's less passag than a cough. Because they'll just hear, yeah. And if I go to a cafe and they're like facing the other way cooking something, I'll just like get my phone and be like. As in like I popped it down on the bench and they're like, oh, sorry, man, you're off. That is good.

That's a good move. But, you know, when you're like in a shop, whether it's like clothing or whether it's like a JB Hi-Fi and you need advice or you can't find something, you know when you do the little – Little meerkat. Little meerkat and you kind of just try and get someone to notice you. I hate it when you walk into a shop and no one says anything. So would you ever in your life have walked up to someone in the store

and go, excuse me, can you help me for a sec? I have done that. But they're always busy. Like normally the reason that they're not talking to you is because they're like restocking something or whatever. But I do not like it when you walk in somewhere and they go and they're chatting. Like it'll be two people chatting with each other and you kind of go and then they you know when like someone's talking to you

and someone else walks over and you kind of complete your thought before acknowledging the other person which is like quite normal yeah and that's polite to the person you're talking to rather than being like oh sorry you sorry. It's different in a retail setting, surely. Totally different. You can't be like, anyway, so then I pash this guy and you won't believe how big his dick was. Can I help you? As soon as I walk in, you go, can I help you, man? Exactly.

Talk about the dick later. And you know what? Maybe after my transaction has actually been completed, I'd love to hear about the dick. I was going to say, you seem like you want to know about the dick. But right now, I need you to tell me whether I should buy the blue top or the pink top. I think I walked in on a moment in a retail store the other day. It was a men's clothing or just actually just any gender clothing.

Yeah. It was a clothing store. And I think the manager had witnessed two of the employees like having a bit of a chin wag earlier. Instead of talking to you? Oh, or not like earlier in the day and the manager's gone off i can have a word to him about that later on um but this is i actually i don't know what the real definition of irony is don't tell me but i think it was what happened i'd love to hear it so i think the two employees earlier in the day were having a stern conversation with one another and maybe were

focused on the stern conversation with each other and not the customer in the store. So it was like a stern work-based conversation. Like why didn't you refill the receipt tape? Maybe something like that. Not like, oh my God, and then I passed him. No. So like a stern, like what's up, mate? Yeah. Like, yeah, maybe the manager. And so obviously if you walk into a store and there's two Like, yeah, maybe the manager's... And so, obviously, if you walk into a store and there's two colleagues having a stern chat, it's a bit awkward, right? Yeah.

So this is the irony. I walked in at about 10 to 5, like, there must just be closing. Oh, you can't be that guy. No more, nah, nah. So the manager is telling off the worker about telling off someone else earlier, and this is what I hear when i walk in the last thing a customer wants to see is one of the employees having a go at the other one am i right or am i

wrong i didn't like it yeah that's fair enough i think you've got to like where you shop yeah what is that um that saying that like political saying like you vote with your money like don't encourage that fucking behavior yeah exactly you don't get my money. Yeah, like you're an asshole. Yeah. All right, Rachel's written in, in mostly capital letters. I'll do my best to let you know when the capital letters are being used. When I ask my husband for a tissue, he only gives me one tissue. What the fuck am I supposed to do with one tissue?

That's essentially saying blow your nose into your hand. Get me a tissue means at least minimum three tissues. Am I normal or nah? Nah. Nah? When I ask Torbs for a tissue, my partner, he

gives me the box. I go, can you get me a tissue? Sweetie, while you're up, do you mind grabbing me a tissue? And he passes me the box. I go, can you get me a tissue? Sweetie, while you're up, do you mind grabbing me a tissue? And he passes me the box. I go, well, now I've got to deal with the box of tissues. And then the tissues end up living like on the couch or on like the coffee table, which just looks awful. And like, what am I going to do with a box of fucking tissues, dickhead?

Like. I went to blow my nose at Tony's house the other day. Yeah. Yeah, with toilet paper. What the fuck? Are you a uni student? Well, and then Tony goes, oh, we have actual tissues. And I said, ooh, rich girl.

Yeah. What do you mean? And it turns out the tissues aren't rich. And then I thought about it and I went, no, we're probably over an age. I haven't had tissues in the house for years. Probably ever since I lived at home. We always have tissues. Yeah, because you're human beings.

Yeah, thank you. You're clean and decent. I just... It wasn't until then that I went, oh, and then I went, hang on a second. No, it's actually pretty fucking reasonable to expect to have tissues in the house. Yeah, and when you made fun of me, I was like, they're tissues. It's not like, it's not as if I was like, oh, I've got a personalized hanky for you in the linen cupboard if you'd like to grab it. Like it was, you know, there's a box of Kleenex on the fucking fridge.

So when I left this morning, Bridget and Mabel both have a cold. And so Bridge goes, can you get me some tissues before you leave? So they're like close by. Yeah. And I gave her a whole roll of toilet paper. Well, in that situation, I think the box is okay because you were leaving. Yeah. But, yeah, if it's night time and I just, like, need to blow my nose,

don't give me the box of fucking tissues. It's so – I actually just – it really drives me bananas. Do you know, where do you think is the most logical place to keep tissues in your house? Bathroom, pantry. Pantry? Pantry. Pantry. Bathroom.

Well, pantry because it's just like in a living area, but you can close the door. Sure. Okay. Because, you know, you have it close by. I actually don't have a pantry. Like you've got like a butler, like a separate room. Oh, who's a nice one now?

So I don't have, I don't have a pantry. Well, I actually have a pantry and a butler's pantry, but I actually don't have a butler. So, you know, we're. That I actually don't have a butler. That you know of. He lives in there. He scurries around. Somehow the food gets made.

I don't know. He hangs out with the guy that turns the light on and off in the fridge. Because I always put my tissues on top of the fridge because that's where my mum put them. But I don't know if that's – is that normal? Does everyone do that? I think similar to the pantry, it's like the kitchen. It's close my mum put them. Yeah. But I don't know if that's – is that normal? Does everyone do that? No, because I think similar to the pantry, it's like the kitchen. It's close by when you might need it. Yeah, because it's like the middle of the house.

I'm fine with that. In fact, I'd think if someone goes look for tissues, I'd probably look above the fridge. Because I've just always done it because that's what mum did. But now I'm like, is that weird? Not for me, but – I think it's normal. I wouldn't put them in the bathroom though

That's where you need them No because that's where the toilet paper is Oh look who's come back around So if you need a desperately tissue While you're in the toilet They already have one Maybe I just rely on the toilet paper Because I'm always in the bathroom

Yeah maybe Brian has submitted a normal LNAR But with a warning And it says warning Dream chat I, dream chat. I love dream chat. I'm normally against it, but he's got an interesting point here. Brian asked, normal or nah, dreaming in the third person.

My friend almost always dreams in third person where she watches herself do things. I think it's weird because I only ever dream in the first person. Is my friend normal or nah i'm gonna say nah because that's not that's never happened to me yeah i'm always like it's like an rpg like it's me doing it yeah role-playing game like i'm like it's i can see my hands like yeah yeah that's and i thought that was really normal as well yeah so i'm gonna say nah to the friend yeah but that's interesting.

So it's like you're watching a movie of your life. Yeah. That's freaky. That is weird. Have you heard that fact that it's like you, even like strangers in a dream, you only ever dream of people you've seen before? So like any random person in your dream is a face that you've seen before because your brain can't like make up a face?

Jeez, we're fucking dumb, aren't we? Can't even make up a face that you've seen before because your brain can't like make up a face geez we're fucking dumb aren't we can't even make up a face but like so when you have a dream and like it's you're like oh my god i don't know who that person was it's actually someone you've seen before you've seen them on the train earlier in the day and they're the face of the random bloke in the yeah no now that you said that yeah i reckon freaky but that yeah that feels right um i got a weird question and i don't know if I'm going to regret asking this because I don't know if either of us are going to have an answer and the question itself just may send us into a fucking spiral.

So if Brian dreams in first person, her friend dreams in third person, we both understand those concepts. Who and what is the second person? And when you say, oh oh that guy's a bit like oh Ryan he speaks in third person yeah Tony speaks in first person

so if I said I love that but then if I also said Tony loves that that's the first and third is the second she she loves that but it's me yeah

or is that me being like, oh, you love that. Like, so I love that. You love that. Tony loves that. Would that be the second? Can we look that up? Or does the second person not exist? No, it's so strange.

The second person point of view belongs to the person or people being dressed. So this is the you. So I think this is when you say royal you. The royal you. Yeah. Okay. Let's just. The Royal U. Yeah, okay. Let's just keep it to first. Yeah, okay. I'm sorry I asked.

It's another phone number to remember, honestly. And finally, Caitlin says, when I'm in bed and comfy, but I realize I've left the light on, instead of getting up quickly to turn the light off and 0.4 of a second later getting back into bed, I'll instead stretch and contort my body in any way possible, use my phone or vibrator or anything to try and reach the light switch because my brain, for some reason,

thinks that's easier because I don't need to get out of bed. Am I normal or nah? I get torbs to do it. Okay, so Caitlin says, am I normal or nah? I get torbs to do it. So... Okay, so Caitlin says, am I normal or nah? I say normal. My fiancé thinks nah slash psycho, but what we're hearing from Tony, Caitlin, is that it's your fiancé's job and he needs to fucking live. Yeah.

And don't bring me a fucking box of tissues. Hey, it's Julia from Rhode Island and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. We absolutely love to see it. Charlie Johnson, thank you so much for being part of our Patreon. CJ! Big C!

Abby Rotter, maybe Bridget's sister. Maybe. Maddie Piazza. I'm just kidding. I know her name is Adele. Maddie Piazza. Madison Clark. Amelia Duncan.

Stacey and Steve. No. Don't know about that. Stacey or Steve. Yeah, Stacey, Steve. That should Don't know about that. Stacey or Steve. Yeah, Stacey, Steve. That should be on two separate lines. Not Stacey and Steve, it's one line. How many people

do you reckon are going to watch the live stream this weekend who are the spouse or partner? It's an honour system. We just have to hope that everyone's doing the right thing. It's not an honour, it's a dishonour. It's a coward system. And Stevie Ray, thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. Some of you, you'll have to see it.

Who was it? Stacey and Steve. Stacey and Steve. Let's follow them up, Producer Cam. Yeah, skimming off the top. Write it down. We'll ask them on the live stream what's going on. We're just lucky it was Stacey and Steve and not Adam and Steve.

Yeah. What a choice. Anyway, you'll be watching us on live stream starting tomorrow. I've got news. News. Yep. What about? We said the minimum was 50.

And yesterday I announced we've actually got to 60. Yeah. So it's 62. Great. So originally. Can people fuck off? I'm actually not even kidding Stacey and Steve

Keep your joint account Yeah Yeah exactly Do you want them both Signing up? I'd fully take it back And if Abby Maddie

Madison Amelia All use the same one All wanted to join in together That'd be That'd be fun So Originally

We were gonna finish At Fuck I've to finish at about 2pm, 1pm on Sunday. So an extra 12 hours means we're now into Monday. I've got a question. Yep. Should we start earlier? We already have. Should we start earlier on Friday? No.

Because I just don't really want to go into Sunday night as well. Yeah, but then if we keep going early, it'll be Thursday night. And I've got uni on Thursday night. Would Thursday night just feel better, though? I don't know. Anyway, okay, fine. And right up until the moment that we finish, we will keep adding. Yes.

So if we're in the 62nd hour and you join, that's another minute. Yeah. I reckon we'll be there till Tuesday that's just what I reckon I'll die yeah but you'll die with a lot of subscribers the ultimate goal

of any digital creator but seriously don't die I've got a mortgage so that'll be I need to pay for the TVs in the bathrooms. Torbs might have to move in with you if I die. Torbs and Pippa, can they come? Yeah, great.

Good. That's nice of you. I appreciate that. I love something. Livestreams? I do love livestreams. I actually find livestreaming very fun. It's not what I'm coming here to talk about though.

I love holiday season on Instagram. I absolutely love it. It is a phenomenon. I agree. So I think that most people either love it or they hate it. And I'm seeing a lot of memes flying around on the internet. Oh, can everyone stop being in Europe? I'm seeing a lot of memes flying around on the internet. Oh, can everyone stop being in Europe? I'm at work.

Another one that I saw was, it's how did you afford that trip season on Instagram? What a jealous bitch energy. It is. We are deep in winter in Australia at the moment. It is fucking frosty in Melbourne right now. Yep. Like so fucking cold It's layer city

Yep Like you cannot go out without like a few fucking layers on Yeah And a puffer jacket How do you describe that top you're wearing? It's like a big woolly jumper I'm wearing at the moment How did you describe it off air earlier? I said is it preppy?

Yeah Because it's like a zip up At this stage of the year If it's warm it's good to go. Exactly, right? And you've got a camisole underneath. You've got your puffer jacket on. It is so fucking cold.

And just like most people in Australia at the moment, pretty much everyone that I follow on Instagram is in fucking Italy. And I'm seeing all these memes and all these people being like, like, I'm at work. Yeah, well, shame. Fucking shame. Sorry that you're not in Italy. And if you were fucking in Italy, you'd be posting about it too,

dumb bitch. So how about you let people fucking enjoy themselves and have their moment and post their fucking pizza and their pasta and their fucking, you know, they post the caption and it's living la dolce Vita and it's beautiful, okay? I love it. And it actually is like fun watching those photos pop up because I'm like, you are having a great time. It's like when someone posts a selfie and you go,

you're feeling yourself and I love that for you. Wasn't that the best click ever? That was one of the great clicks I've ever seen. That was one of the best clicks I've ever seen. That was one of the best clicks I've ever seen. I've never seen a click that good. Oh, my God. I'm living with Dolce Vita. You are the Dolce Vita.

That was amazing. If I had a choice between going to Italy or seeing that click firsthand in Melbourne, I'd stay home every day of the week. That was unbelievable. That was the best click I've ever heard or seen in my life people are signing up to our live stream

can I subscribe to your clicks the click yeah fuck don't do it again don't risk it no no no

don't do it oh my god that was amazing oh my god I forgot what I was saying it doesn't matter nothing will beat that that was fucking incredible

I'm glad that we caught that on tape. Imagine if you did that willy-nilly in the street and no one was there to see it. And no one could enjoy it. Actually, this is exactly what we're talking about, strangely. Sharing my wins. Sorry. Is a hot girl actually in Italy if she didn't post about it?

But it's not even just that. Did that click actually happen unless we were here to enjoy it? That's true. I mean, I could tell people afterwards and be like, guess what? I just did the best click. Yeah, and that would be the shittest story of all time. Do you remember the time Tony did a click? Yeah. But fuck, seeing it for reals is though. That was amazing, wasn't it?

Do you reckon I should try again? Not as good. Pretty good, but not as good. We need more of a build-up next time. Nah, I've lost it. You've lost it. Anyway, did you know that the click is actually not this, it's this, making the noise? Isn't that wild?

When someone told me that, that fucking sent me, yeah. Anyway, sorry, rewind. Yeah. I think the thing about people being in Europe or overseas in America or whatever, and you go, oh, holiday spam, I'm so sorry. Like, you're making memories. Yeah.

And you know when people go like, oh, Instagram, like it's just a highlight reel. But then on the other hand, if someone posts and they go, hey, I'm actually really struggling at the moment, people go, pfft, attention seeker. I'm like, oh, hang on. So you don't like it when they're posting that they're in Italy. You don't like it when they're posting about being honest

that they're having a fucking struggle or a bit of a moment at the moment. No, middle class only. I don't want highlights. I don't want lowlights. I just want a boring ream through the middle. Well, if it's just supposed to be boring, how am I going to post my click? Yeah. Because that was life changing.

Yeah. I just think. My life is actually different after seeing that. And I, oh. It's the same for me, the same energy as when people share their Spotify rap. You know how every single person is posting on their story, like I listened to 12,000 minutes of Block Party this year. And you go, okay.

Didn't your friend hook up with the singer from Block Party? We're not talking about it, okay? I can't believe I was lied to. But you know what I mean? Yeah. I love it. Fucking share your fucking shit Yeah. I love it. Fucking share your fucking shit information. I love it.

And I just think that we should all be nicer to the people that are posting in Italy because then when you go to Italy. And you post. And you post. You think that everyone loves it. I personally do. I actually do love it. Are you pitching it for an Italy trip? I'd love to get there one day.

Hopefully one day in my life. Is this time next year our hot girl Euro summer? Can we do that? Like for work? Is that a work expense? If we do something, we'll do a live stream. Oh, okay. 65 hours. I was thinking more of like half an hour

from the pizza place. Before we take off. I was thinking more of like half an hour from the pizza place. Before we take off. Fuck. I just wanted to get that off my chest because I love it. I think it's really nice. Do you think other people are for it? No, I think people hate it.

Yeah. But like, I don't know. What's the point of Instagram if not showing off your shit? That's the thing. And I think if you don't like it when people are really fucking happy and you don't like it when people tell you that they're sad, then fucking delete the app, eh? Like, do you know what I mean?

Please don't click. We've had one click on this podcast today. Don't out-click, mis-click. Yeah, excuse me. Still my click thunder. But you know what I mean? Like, fuck off and just write your thoughts down on microsoft word and don't fucking share them with anyone get like fucking ms dos paint fucking start a wordpress blog yeah get a fucking tumblr r.i.p i loved tumblr porn and they took it away

so sad and then the black and white fucking pictures of hot girls with tattoos and like now it's gone. Yeah. And now they took the porn away and then Tumblr died. Then it crashed. Yeah. It's basically Twitter. Fucking Elon must have bought it.

Anyway, the thing is. It was actually Yahoo. Oh. Verizon. Yahoo. Yeah. Yahoo. Anyway, just wanted to get that off my chest.

I'm here for it. Would love to hear everybody's thoughts on that because I think it is very polarizing. I'm here for it. I agree. You like it? I would have also appreciated a funny meme about people going to Europe and posting about it. But now when you've called it out and put it in the harsh light of day,

yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, I think just live your best life. Do you know what I mean? Everyone should be happy and they should be able to share it. And you should also be able to share it if you're having a shit fucking time. Yep. Are you having a shit time? No, I'm having a great time.

I'm off to Italy. Stay tuned for the Italy post note. While we're all revved up, I've got a great You'll Have to See It here. I'm going to say, oh, actually, was it yesterday you were talking about putting the bins out? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, don't bring that up again. Is there anything more annoying, though, that when you forget to put the bins out and the garbage truck misses you and then you've got a full bin for the whole week?

So that doesn't happen in the apartment, which is, I don't know if I'll be able to go back to the old ways of needing to remember to put my own bin out. I loved living in apartments because there's just like that communal skip that you can just chuck fucking anything in at any time. And we're going to miss that, aren't we? Oh, can I come to your house after I've got some dumping to do? Human of the Year nomination goes to a garbologist from Perth. CCTV footage shows him driving his garbage truck and he's driving past this house and he notices that the bins aren't out so he kind of goes to

keep driving but then he kind of stops because he looks down the end of the driveway and sees that the bins are there so he gets out of the truck walks down the driveway opens the lid looks in and goes oh yep they've obviously just forgot to put their bin out so then he carries it out empties it and puts it back in again. Now it turns out the lady, the husband was sick. It's normally his job. He forgot. Then she got busy looking after him and blah blah. But it was all caught on CCTV. That is the sweetest thing I've

ever heard. That is my I'm going to say it right now. It's July. That's my favourite ill up to seed of the year. That is such a great fucking story whoa big call we have never given that award out i didn't realize that was the thing we did it isn't but that is fucking lovely and from sorry i'm just so fired up about the click as well yeah like i'm just feeling so good i reckon there'll be there'll be a time in the live stream this weekend that

we'll need a rev up click oh yeah and we'll count we'll count it down. We'll really ham it up. Like in New Year's. Yep. Ten. Yeah. I mean, let's not milk it too hard with a full ten. Like five is more than enough for a stupid fucking week. Fifty.

Forty-nine. They're ours, folks. No. No. The end of the Livestream Yeah Is gonna end

With a click That's We're gonna We'll get to the end And we'll do a Big fucking A fat fucking click A 62 hour countdown

And it ends like Yeah what if I Fuck it up Lock it in It's done What if it's Oh no And then you'll click

And it'll actually be like A hypnotist Because you'll click And I'll fall asleep instantly Nah can we get a Double quarter pounder first No don't get that Like

Cam can go by that With ten minutes left Oh You know what I mean Because I want to eat The double quarter pounder Yeah I want like a big feed Because I want to

Fucking eat And put myself down Yeah that's what I mean. Like, I want a meat nap. But bring that forward. So it's like, then it's three, one, click. And then we fucking just hit the deck. Okay, so basically, I just need you to paint the picture.

So will I already be eating? And then I'll click with the other hand? I think you'll have consumed it and finished it with a minute to go. So then you can have two hands to concentrate on the click. Could we have some nuggets as well? Yes. Oh, fuck yeah. Do you reckon it's a good idea to eat junk. Could we have some nuggets as well? Yes. Oh, fuck yeah. Do you reckon it's a good idea to eat junk food while we're on the live stream?

Probably not. No, but we will absolutely do it the whole time. I need it to keep myself going. Anyway, might love to see it. You know... You know those... Alright. Alright.

You know those... Alright. For those watching online right now, she hasn't said anything yet. We're just... Yep. This fucking better be good. You know those... This better be funny. If this is a story about someone taking a bin out, I'm going to fucking shoot myself.

You know those stories when people are like on holiday or whatever and they're like, oh, the Eiffel Tower's in my hand and it's like way off. Yeah. I think that's so funny. That is like my brand of comedy. Hang on, but are they doing it for lols or are they just way off? I can't tell.

They think they're nailing it? I think that people do 50-50 now. Okay, great. Ava Susan posted this photo in our Facebook group saying, here's a picture of me holding the moon in my Tony and Ryan merch. I could drive a 747 jumbo jet between the... Could she have missed by any more? Did she think she's nailed that? Did she think she's nailed that?

Did she think she nailed that? She couldn't be further away from holding it. Does she think she's nailed it? Is she like, oh, we'll fix it in post? I don't know, but then... Do you want me to Photoshop it in post? Then everybody in our Facebook group got very creative and went, fixed it for you, and like held the moon,

but it's like a massive moon that she's like holding. Then there's another one where Ava has been Photoshopped into the sky. Yeah, yeah. But I fucking love to see it because that is just so funny to me I can tell you know when you see the ones of people you're like

oh like holding the pocket it's so funny anyway thanks Ava for sharing that and love to see your merch as well very good thank you fuck

I can't do this live stream I no you'll be alright I've got faith in you alright look we're back tomorrow someone actually asked me yesterday, they go,

is Tony capable of doing this live stream? And I said, after the click I've seen, she's capable of anything. I appreciate that. I really appreciate that because that click really proved that I can do anything. I actually am incredibly capable. I feel like I'm like underselling myself maybe what do you reckon you undersell what do you reckon you undersell that you're actually

really good at I think that I'm just very capable of things like name a thing just in general I'm just super capable do you think I'm not capable no I just want to hear an example well I'm questioning the you talking yourself down i think that like there's not a lot of things that i've like done that i've been like oh i

could never do that but then i give it like a red hot crack i'm like very good at trying which maybe maybe people wouldn't think about me like I just feel like there's a lot of comments like, oh, Tony's going to die. But like, no, I've got it in the bag. It's all good. You're not saying anything. 9 a.m. Friday. Tomorrow.

Fuck. I better get some sleep tonight. Sleep tonight. If Mabel decides tonight, I'm going to have to fuck about it. No, are you sleeping at the house tonight? Oh, yeah. Actually, yeah. Well, there's been some contention about that in the house,

which just goes to prove that, yes, I will be staying at the... I don't need to go home to contention. That's fair. That is fair. I've got uni, and then I'm going to the house. Okay. No, that's great, because you can get a double quarter pounder on the way. Sorry, I'm hungry.

I can tell. I'll get you out of here and into a double quarter pounder. Oh, and out of those shoes. Pants, maybe? Anyway, see you tomorrow. I see how you handle that click. Can't wait to see how you handle this. Clit.

See you tomorrow. Love every single one of you, except anyone who's subscribed, obviously. Love you, bye.