Toni and Ryan - Lazy, Crazy or Genius?

Episode Date: September 28, 2025

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dot ca a little warning you may develop unrealistic expectations of real life people and that's okay that's fine totally fine once i was eating something and dropped sour cream on my cat's head what would you do if it was bj i reckon i'd just cop that you wouldn't do a lick i don't think I'll do disgusting things with BJ. Oh. Maybe not a lick off, but maybe just like a... What would you do in that situation? I'm definitely wiping the offer, but maybe with a corn chip.

I'm Christy from Edmonton, Canada. It's Abby from Toombot. It's Sophie from Hull in the UK, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to a brand new week. It is a great week to have a great week. If it's your first day joining us, I'm Ryan. This is Tony. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

Hello. Now, normally we like to start the week off with, you know, glory and get us on the right foot. But I actually have a confession and an apology to make to you. Why? And to the people who listen to our show. The Tappas, the Tony and Ron podcast. I have lied to you. you and I didn't I wasn't aware I was lying at the time but someone's called me out

and sometimes you just got to put your hand up and go actually you've got me there sorry Charles has just done a huge fart and I well are you right Charles I'm at I'm fucking do you know how vulnerable I am right now admitting that I've lied I'm apologising to everyone and you go no you just make yourself at home over there you just keep farting yeah all I heard was a huge pop off pop off sis A few weeks ago, I said that Lily and I went to Rainforest Cafe and it was fucked and it was crazy and what a wild place and we'd never been there before. Yeah. I've been sent a message from Maddie Schmack of Chicago.

2007, a picture of Ryan John Dunn in the commemorative rainforest cafe frame. Yeah. So there's three 18 year old boys and they came around and must have went, get a one of a photo and we went, oh yeah, and you can see how thrilled Jake is about it. He's down there. Maddie Schmack's next to me. And so Maddie Schmack, who... How could you have forgotten you'd already been there?

That was, I had one day in Chicago and it was like one of the great days and we went to probably 15 different places and I actually recall that day because as we left what I now remember to be the rainforest cafe there was a car on fire and I was like this is the craziest thing I've ever seen and they just kind of went oh that's fine yeah and so I think I always remembered the car on fire but I forgot that just erased every and it would you totally would yeah and so mattie schmack who lives in Arizona now he goes very hot I'd hate to In Arizona

Ryan I'd hate to call you a liar But you have been to the rainforest cafe before Here's the photo When you were at the rainforest cafe So I would like to apologise With Lily Were there any like acid flashbacks No but the lady did say welcome back

I think I say that to everyone Oh that's a nice touch though Because they probably assume that you've been there as a kid Yeah And I had been as a little 18 year old boy Yeah in the Midwest. I love Chicago.

Yeah, and Chicago loves us. Yeah. Now, I'm going to show you something and we're going to talk about lazy tarpers and where this is going to get trick. And welcome. Welcome. Because. Yeah, see, and this is, I don't know if we're going to go, oh, come on, mate.

Or we're going to sit here and go, yeah. Nice. Yeah. Now, before I show you this, I just want to let you know that the person who's ordered this is fully able but completely hung over as fuck okay

watch this video click it back to the start if you will shit you're not dropping this off unbelievable we've all been there haven't we

the guy is 80 metres from McDonald's delivering overreach to the house which is pretty much across the street from McDonald's is across the street but we've all been there haven't we?

Have we? well i mean i personally have not done that but um we will be here when you lived across the street from vick gardens yeah would you have ever got uberates from something in the vick gardens food court because the admin of the the guy knock on the door i'm like i'll rather just go and get it i'd rather just go yeah i also i kind of have a thing about ordering on uber eats from food courts I don't know It just really upsets me Well I tell you what's really upsetting

When you're in a food court And there's all the delivery drivers And I go oh Just pick a mac as it's on the street Yeah There's something for me About ordering Uber Eats from a place In a food court

That it really skeaves me out So you know how Like I would actively not pick it Yeah but so here's the thing You know how The outdoor area at Northland but then also the food court there's actually a crazy selection that's pretty good yeah so when we moved office i was like fuck dude check out uber eats near our new office there's all this sick

shit yeah they're all in the food court but i didn't realize that so i went to the food court and i was like oh i'm just like i've been eating different types of asian and this and blah blah and then i went to the food court and like oh everywhere i've eaten in the last two weeks is right here yeah i think would you just like to not know it's from there maybe i think you're I don't know. Yeah. When you see a Bay of Maria in the photo on Uber, you go,

that's got the Northland Food Court written all over it. Yes. I also think, though. And the lady in the tongs just going, what can I snippet you out? Yeah. You know, the outdoor part is where like the Betty's burgers is.

Yeah. I'd order from there on Uber Eats. Oh, because it's the outdoor part. It's the outdoor. What's the same as a standing restaurant, you know, bricks and mortar? They're all standing. But,

You know what I mean? Yeah. They're attached, though. They are attached, but that doesn't even feel weird. Okay, so outside there is a Nando's, which you hate. Which I wouldn't order anyway. There is the Betty's Burgers. I think there's like an outback steakhouse or a sports grill or a sports.

The Sporting Globe? Yeah. Yeah. Would you get it from there? I don't think I would order Uber Eats from the Sporting Globe. Like a steak and chips. Like a pub for food from that. It feels a bit random.

I think we need a seat. it down and maybe make up the rules. A definitive list. Yeah. What is and is not in play on Uber Eats for Tony Lodge? Because I'm not actually disagreeing with anything you say. No, but I feel like there's things that you would see and go, well, obviously not. I get that with sushi.

Like that you wouldn't order on Uber Eats or just in general. Or like the delivery time. And even though if I picked it up and drove at home, there's something about raw fish being in someone else's car. Raw fish in transit? Yeah. No, I totally agree. I totally agree.

Well, if I was ordering it on Uber Eats, I'd go, oh, well, I'll get the smoke salmon. Yeah. Not the fresh tuna. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, totally.

Raw fish in transit. Nah. Yeah. Write that down, though. Let's revisit this. So in the spirit of that guy getting Uber Eats delivered across, literally across the street. I've asked the tarpers, hey.

What's the laziest thing you've done? Let's get real. And save space. I'm saying it's a safe space. I'll support you. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. That's terrible. Yeah, no, I think it's safe. I think it's safe. Caitlin. Hello, Caitlin. Once I was eating something and dropped sour cream on my cat's head. The cat was on her lap. She has a bite of the nachos. Very relatable. I've currently got people on my lap. So if you were fully able, what would you do in that situation? well i'm currently not fully able so maybe my answer would change what am i eating the sour cream it's on nachos i think it was on nachos i think it's safe to assume if you're eating on the

couch and it was sour cream involved it was probably nachos yeah um i'm i'm definitely wiping it off her but maybe with a corn chip well katelyn's skipped the middleman and she just licked it off the cat. Oh, I'm not, oh, that's one way to get to a fur ball. I don't know about that. What about, because it feels different to do a wipe

and to do a lick. That's what I've said to you many times. But don't you reckon? What would you do if it was BJ or PIPA? If it was BJ and it was sour cream, I reckon I'd just cop that. For some reason. What do you mean?

you would like wipe it or you would do a lick you wouldn't do a lick i don't think i'll do disgusting things with bj oh no i don't think you would lick it off i'd think that's too weird maybe not a lick off but maybe just like a no i don't think you could oh it's a safe space yeah sorry no it's not Alex hi Alex this is fact i love it i lived alone in my bachelorette pad I was so lazy with the dishes they would sit there mold up stack up and it got to the point

where I threw them all out and just bought new plates I may or may not have done this multiple times I think we need before we judge we kind of need to know how rich Alex is yeah but I mean these days though

or if you're rich enough for that hire a fucking cleaner Go on Air Tasker I wonder though Like These days You can get like a set of plates So cheap from Kmartin's stuff

Like it's actually criminal How cheap like a cheap set of plates is and stuff Here's what I'd like to know Plates are fucking cheap Dishwashing detergent Fucking expensive So Is it cheaper

Charles, what are you found? A dollar for 12 plates. What? Paper. Plates are plates. Well, but I mean, do you know what's crazy? This comes back around. I see this on TikTok and Instagram a lot.

Yeah. That like Americans eat on paper plates a lot. Yeah. And that's like so, like we would only have ever done as kids or whatever. We would have only ever done that at like a birthday or Christmas or something. But I think it's like, oh, we're barbecuing at the best. back so we just got a stack of paper plates grab yourself a burger and a sausage see that i find not oh sorry lily is coughing at the thought of eating off a paper plate yeah she's very fancy

though she's from north fitzroy we've had to pause because lily who's from north fitzroy the thought of her eating from a paper plate she threw up on my floor yeah um pipas up it's i can't lick the sour cream off anymore but no like genuinely using paper plates like in the house not just for a barbecue should we start doing that at work I think they fall too much you need to get some like purchase when you cut it

I just also think like it doesn't take that much effort like after a dinner if you've got plates and pots and pans and stuff is a bit different but if it's one plate it doesn't take that much to just like rinse it off

it really doesn't and like in the office I'm normally just reheating something I've brought from home and if you're reheating paper But it's not as if I'm like cooking Because that takes forever But no I respect it

No I don't respect it I get it but I wouldn't do it The paper plates or the buying new shit Buying new shit Adriana Hi Adriana My husband was at home Getting into bed just after night shift

So he'd done the night shift Yep Gets into bed She goes off to work Yep So you kind of like swap Yeah. Yeah.

Now he's upstairs and the thermostat is downstairs. Mm-hmm. So instead of walking down the stairs to turn the heater down a bit, he calls Adriana at work and goes, have you got the app? Because I don't have the app. Can you turn the heater down? No, respect.

Respect, 1,000% because he's been at work all night. Yeah, he's been at work all night. You know, if it was the middle of the night and we needed to change, something and 12 so I wouldn't wake him up though that's different like calling at work feels different to waking someone up um now I have at work at our work here in Melbourne called Charles in Sydney and said can you turn the lights off in the office yes but that wasn't lazy this that was just not knowing how to do it you know how to do it or is not learning how to do it the laziness um well sometimes they're tricky he makes them hard well it's one button

but sometimes that one button doesn't work and that's not your fault that's the stream decks fault we've now got the button at the wall that we can now click okay so i don't know you call charles anymore i haven't been to the office for so long it's so sad yeah i really miss it huh we've got a new fan i haven't seen the fan it's awesome is it's so good is it good makes it warm everywhere yeah is it and then in winter we'll spin it the other way and it'll make it cool everywhere that's good hey um not the little woot the original big woot has message through, Rees Wooten. Now, this is fucked.

But I think as a published author, who's a struggling, working woman, will appreciate this. I thought, you meant Reese Wooten? I was like, I don't think Ray Swooten's written a book. I was like, oh, has he? Okay. So, Reese buys this book, right? He's sitting on his couch, and he's like, oh, I'm sitting here. I'm relaxing.

Maybe I'll read some of my book. Oh, I've left it upstairs, but my Kindle's downstairs. Yeah. So he bought it again on his Kindle. Respect. So he didn't have to walk upstairs to get the hard copy. 1000%. On when we were...

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with a scorching hot tape yeah now are you going to assemble or Charles has brought the outfit in for me today but because I'm sitting down it's like a little bit hard like on the couch it's not the same

I might need to reassess the costume yeah do you want to hold your matchstick though i can it's just quite long so i'll hold it to the back like this okay you know what can you still scorch at the end because normally it would yeah got it might not be in the shot but you can still scorch yeah okay sweet yeah scorching i love that people's just like laying there yeah this is her regular life she's like i'm so used to crazy things happening in this house that it's fine ladies and gentlemen hot take tony okay my hot take is actually a question that has a little bit of controversy surrounding it right now, how do they make the stuff on the field at the football look like it's standing up?

You've been scorched and provoked thoughtfully because... Do you mean like the advertising and the stuff? Yeah. How do they make it look like it's up? Because of the angle. but how do they make it look like it's like standing up? Because you know if you saw something painted on the ground it like and then it was on the, like it wouldn't look but like you know how it has.

Yeah. I saw a video. So, okay, it's just been the grand final and thankfully our thing was correct and nobody won. Everyone lost. Which is great. But I saw this thing on Channel 7, shout out that like oh it's just beginning because like the footy finals but then also like

the car racing's going to be on soon then the cricket starts you know the the summer of sport and there's all this shit going on and they show like all of these different shots of like different sports and like on the green of shit like the footy and the cricket the advertisements look advertisements yeah it just looks perfect it looks like it's standing up I watched a TikTok video that they don't paint it on their fancy anymore. It's all CGI. I was going to say, I think sometimes it's not there in real life. But it used to be like they would paint it in a special way so that the perspective was

right. Yeah. But now it's just, they just put it in imposed. Shout out broadcast virtual in Australia who do it for all the sporting games in Australia. Because I tell you what's going to be, I tell you what's going to be a thing of the past, which is really disappointing. I loved when someone would get like

tackled on the logo bit and then they'd be covered in pain. In the paint, yeah. But because of the perspective of it, it doesn't look flat like it looks like and that's always just like astounded me like how do they do that? And now I hear that yeah,

they don't, it's like put in after. It's like a layer over the thing. Now, what the fuck? Some people may be surprised and as I wink to Charles and the production team

that the big Patreon signs currently over Tony isn't really there in the room we have stuck that on in post oh my God is her face just the Patreon logo it's actually very different with the advertising no I think it's exactly the same

it's actually only on some cameras because they have to put a special thing on the cameras to be able to do it yeah so like it's it's pretty interesting is that the same camera they used to put, who is the guy in the hologram? Who's the guy that wasn't murdered by Biggie Smalls? Two-Pack.

You know how Tupac did that concert and it was like holograms? Oh, sure. Is that the same camera that does the ads? Because he's not really there. He died. Or he's living on an island. The really cool thing is, though, with like the cricket and stuff. To say, like, Channel 7 and Fox Sports have like two different advertising.

7 can put their advertisers and Fox can put their advertisers then it's different it also depends on the perspective so like the wide shot you can see them on the ground but have you ever noticed like the close up

it's not there because I always this has ruined my week I was always so impressed because I'm like how does it look like not 3D but it It doesn't look like it's flat on the ground.

Like it looks so sick. Because I mean, if it was done that way, on the ground, it would probably not make sense and feel strange because it's not for you. Yes. Exactly. Yeah. Dude, you've blown this wide open. I really think I have.

Yeah. Because I've gathered intelligence from many different areas and then put it all together. Where else? It's a collage of my brain. You're welcome. Was that sentence a part of the intelligence you've? collated over yes oh oh see you've got no idea well i don't do hot takes i just get here and get scorched and i am mentally scorched physically spiritually scorched right now sexually scorched

sexually hot taken oh i'll have hot taking your virginity again again yeah sorry for the second time tony was the first person that did me in the butt It was so romantic Yeah it really was I've got to you love to see it And I Do we need like a cold drink or something It's really thrown me

I'm so sorry Yeah the takes so hot You need a water after Charles what's that favourite Instagram account that we like The stick one Bobby Bobby Cola No

And not the stick reviews The like behind the broadcast Oh Um Yeah behind the broadcast Yeah What's that Instagram About behind the broadcast

What's that Instagram about behind the broadcast? Have you seen behind the broadcast? It's like crazy cameras and how do they film that? Oh, sick. And it's actually like if you're into that stuff. And maybe they need to do a little reel on what we've just been talking about. That probably just take from this. Use our footie.

Yeah, but so they usually have the answers. Oh, because I've had a few. Is this us asking questions? Then they go, huh. Yeah. Sound off in the comments. Yeah. Well, their Instagram is behind the broadcast and ours should be like watching.

the broadcast. In front of the broadcasts. What? Is that you love to say it? No. My love to see it. Oh, Tapa Elsie. Hi, Elsie.

I like that name Elsie. It's nice, isn't it? When I started dating a lady, said Elsie. She introduced me to Lucy Dorcas, the country singer. Now, I don't know if I've pronounced that right. It might be Dacchus. Okay. Years later, we were just looking.

legally married on stage by Lucy herself at one of her gigs. That's so amazing. Now, let's put that photo on the screen over me. It's not really here. You're not allowed to be nasty about the hot takes. I'm enjoying the hot take. I just wanted to show you so everyone else can see. That is Lucy the performer and Tapa Elsie and her now wife on stage.

They both look beautiful. So what did Taubs? What music did he get you into when you first met like? nickelback or creed or something nickel back oh god no i've been nickeled long before torbs and then years later chad croger will marry you on stage at a nickel back concert i actually would do that would you that is so wild if anyone who knows anyone from Hannah who knows anyone from Hannah in Canada or is that rhyming no that's the small town they're from everyone Hannah in Canada uh or if anyone

knows anyone at nickelback Tony and Torbs would love would you actually because I'm going to back this right in who would I love to get oh I mean I would no okay nickel back turn or off

no I like I it just sounds like such a funny me it is that like that's obviously like ironically funny yeah but don't tell them that yeah no wait

I like nickel back yeah I think their music's really good yeah I genuinely enjoy they know how to write a fucking catchy hook like they just

the song rock star nickelback is in my Spotify top 50 playlist every year. Yes! Yeah. Or maybe at your wedding.

I want a big brown with an old guitar's monster on Hollywood Boulevard. It's really good. Because your Torbs is rock star. Oh, that's so cute. Where are a Nickelback touring? Can we find that out? Because they kind of always are.

They're always on. They're always on? Yeah. I love Nickelback Yeah, what are you doing The 7th of November Will you be in Phoenix and Arizona Will now

We'll be there with Maddie Schmack I'll probably have some fly now How long are you going to take me to get to Arizona I hop on the plane now It's actually like the only concert this year Like coming up Do you reckon that Chad Kroger's ordained to marry You know what?

I reckon he would be He just is As if he wouldn't be As if he wouldn't be But if he wasn't, by some small chance, they would go to the courthouse and they go, Chad, have you done that course? And he goes, no, but I am Chad Kroger from Nickelback. And they go, oh, yes, they go, wow, mistake.

Yeah, so sorry. I didn't realize it was in the presence of a rock star. Can you imagine, nice, can you imagine, like on your wedding? Look at this photograph. It's Tony Tobs and Chad. Getting married. Imagine like your wedding certificate. You know how people like often frame it in their house or whatever?

So it's like Tony Lodge, Alex. Married by Chad Kroger. But it doesn't just say Chad Kroger, it says Chad Kroger of Nickel Bickleback. So that's actually value because not only do you get married, he throws in an autograph. You could sell it. You can pay for the whole trip to Arizona. Are there direct flights from Reservoir to Phoenix? I believe so.

Thank you. Because I've looked before. Slightly cheaper than Mottenmrenzi to Sweden. Yeah. But I also would love to, while we're in Arizona, we could go to Brentville, Brentwood, Tennessee. Not yet. Because Tarpa Matt has just started the fucking blog.

That was a pretty good segue. I thought that was quite cute. Here's another guy also from a town. Because Tarpa Matt, for years my wife and I have talked about owning our own barbershop. One day in late July, I was like, you know what? Fuck it. We're going to do this and we're going to do the fuck out of it. So they put the feelers out for like a.

storefront six weeks from then they opened up six weeks um matt says i'm so proud of us for not only starting our own barbershop but like doing it in such a short time um i ask for all the details the shop's called timber and blade they're in brentwood tennessee so any tarpa's in brentwood just south of nashville um go get a fucking cut and polish i'm going to say something dumb and people are going to hate me for it internally but i'm going to stand by it Okay. If there are four tarpers near that area. No, we can't do it.

That's why I said people are going to hate it. We actually can't. I'll do it personally. What'd you call me? What did you call me? We can. And I said people hate this in chat. Lily is hating it.

Tony, who knows how much Lily hates it, hates it. I don't have to do it. But I know that we actually just can't. Because the time I paid for those people to have $12 car washes, the tax ramifications were crazy. It's like, yeah. So if there are four tarppers, I'll pay for whatever you want if you go to that tarpa's barbers. Would it be better?

Nope. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me, yes and your idea. Please. Rather than sending people money, could we pay Matt for five haircuts or whatever? but then like if a tarpa goes in and they say tarpa like we give Matt a credit

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's easier because sending people money is different oh yeah no the tarpa goes in and says I'm a tarpa and he goes cool it I'll put on the tarpa you did that's not what you meant well I hadn't ironed out of it's not what you meant

I hadn't ironed the king's out yet that is not what you meant all right so I will put a tab on for I'll put a tab on at the barbers and the first five people people that get there or whatever. Yep. It's on the TARP account.

Yeah. Would you like to see a picture of Matt and his wife? Yep. And their little baby in front of their, we'll pop it on the screen, but that's them in front of their shop front. Timber, oh, on their kid? Yeah. Okay, you know how you shouldn't judge a book by its cover?

Sure. Don't they like the loveliest fucking people you've ever met in your fucking life? No, 1,000%. And when I was messaging with Matt, so he messaged on Patreon and then... His Instagram's name. name's a mat finish it's very funny that's very funny so we're messaging on patreon then we then we move to Instagram because um we're getting pretty serious um Tony yes here's what I also propose I'm gonna do that how many does I say

four or five tapas yep yep great if you go to Arizona yep to get married by Chad Kroger yep I will come to the wedding fresh off Tennessee with a fresh cut Ooh, that's good. That's a one-time offer that I'll offer you regularly for the next few years until you get married by a rock star on stage. I would love to go to Nashville again because we went very, we went very briefly. Yeah, same.

Let's do it. Isn't that beautiful, though? Congratulations on opening your own business. It's really like... Timber and Blade. Timber and Blade in Brentwood, Tennessee. So head on down. And yeah, the first five haircuts are on us.

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