Toni and Ryan - Live From London!

Episode Date: August 18, 2024

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We're in London and we approve this podcast! We're in London and we approve this podcast! Welcome to the London Airbnb. Airbnb. Now, because London hasn't invented air conditioning yet and it's really fucking hot, we are sitting here with the doors open and I believe there is a music festival less than 300 metres away. Yeah, so if you're hearing the low rumbles of... It's a bunch of really hot people at our local park. Yeah, just really giving it a red hot crack.

So sorry about that in advance. Also, sorry because there's a bit of tension in the room because I have an orange juice and I've taken the lid off and I've just got it sitting on the carpet. It's very stressful. No, look at me. Stop looking at the orange juice. I actually can't not look at it.

Do I have to hide it? The thing is, is that like you're like, oh, and no one trusts me in this room. Can you please tell everybody what happened literally 45 minutes ago? I left a drink on the floor and then I stood up and kicked it all along the carpet. All the rug thing. And then we had to use towels to clean it up because we're in an Airbnb. And this, I don't know, we got one towel each.

And because you're not getting like, there's no like room turnover or anything. There's just one towel. Yeah, so i've had to put the towels into the washing machine which is which is about a meter from tony so we had to go oh can we do a washing machine load and the podcast at the same time we turned out no it turns out no turns out it's really fucking loud sit down to record the podcast we're like oh we gotta wait for our washing like a fucking 17th century woman and can i just say to um you listening welcome to showbiz baby oh yeah this is this is the real deal i'll say like when i was a kid i remember like hearing

people saying that they like travel for work and i'm like fuck that's so glamorous says me sitting here in a t-shirt i've worn pants i've yeah i'm wearing bike shorts i can just see a t-shirt and feet bike shorts a t-shirt I've worn six times because I haven't washed it yet because the washing machine's too loud. Yeah. A blocked nose from flying. For 45 hours.

And fucking, yeah, one towel we're sharing between eight of us and fucking someone down the end of the road at the hostel is fucking, do you know what I mean? Yeah. You think it's just going to be so glam.

It's really not. I hate to complain, love them. Yeah, Sophie's sitting on the TV cabinet. Sophie looks... I know you can hear Sophie laughing, but she looks like a little kitty cat because she's sitting on like this velvet cushion.

She looks like one of those fancy hairless cats. Yeah. Sitting on a velvet cushion on a TV table. And I'm saying she looks hairless because she got her legs waxed just before we came. So I know she's ready. She's ready to go. She goes, guys, I've got a meeting this afternoon. She goes, guys, could we cut our meeting a bit short?

Because I've got an appointment. I'm like, oh, is everything okay? She's like, yeah. So welcome to the show. We are in the Airbnb. We were going to record this episode straight after our party in London So local time chat Don't try and explain time zones

Local time chat though The party was last night Last night our time Because we got home And we stood We got home nine hours after we thought that we would Yeah we got to the party early But there were already hundreds and hundreds of tapas there ready to go.

Which is beautiful. And Tony and I stood there for, I think in the end, it was seven hours and 15 minutes because we wanted to make sure we said hello and got a photo with every single person that wanted one. Ryan goes, what do you reckon we left last night? Eight o'clock? And I was like, it was 8.15.

I'm like, don't you take those 15 minutes away from me. So the party was supposed to finish at five. then i think i i did a wander down the line and i said i will die before i leave here with people still waiting and the relief on the tarpa's face because a lot of people waited a long time yeah um having said that people did come to the front of line like yeah we've been like waiting in line for four hours. I was like, I'm really sorry. I appreciate you being patient. I've been standing here for longer than that. Yeah, I've been doing it as well, mate.

Love them, turtles. Yeah. Now, Tony, how many people came and said not hello, but hello, governor. Hello, governor. Actually loved the excitement. People were very pumped about my english accent um spoke to a few northerners hello surfer um yorkshire i sorry some i just need to make a correction you just said people were pumped to hear my accent they were tony was pumped to hear

tony's accent and a lot of people came from the north caught the train down which was great and every time they came up and said hello Tony yeah I just love it and I love it because like you know how that's how the Spice Girls sound was how Mel B sounds right no I don't know and I just love it it was like the Spice Girls every time they said one word I was like fuck it and actually there was a bit of Spice Girls chat in the Uber on the way to the party. I was like, do you think Spice Girl will come? Yeah. Amber Bunton was not in attendance, unfortunately. I guess she had other baby things to be at.

But the security guard who was like, you know, it was a bit of a line going and stuff. And he said, and I actually. A bit of a line is an understatement. People waited a long time now i think this is the biggest compliment for tarpers the tarp community and for us this is actually the the fact that a security guard would give me a heads up about something and i almost broke down in tears i don't know if that says about what he said or just the emotional state that i was in at

the time yeah but he came up and he said, huge line. I've worked here, heaps of music gigs, heaps of all sorts of stuff. There's never been a more patient, more friendly, more happy, more cruisy crowd. And he's like, everyone's really sweet. Everyone's really funny. Like everyone was making friends and stuff. He's like that not one person complained of, you know,

someone getting a bit rowdy or a bit impatient or anything. And when we got back here i was like that's how parents must feel when other people say like oh your boy is so nice or like your kid is so kind or whatever i was like i feel like all of my children behaved themselves yeah all thousand of them well there's but it's a different i wouldn't say i wouldn't say behaved and this is why okay they were they nice yes were they not right yeah they weren't reality and stuff but they made friends in the line and we were like giving out some drink cards and stuff just to keep everyone hydrated and by the time they got to the front of the line having been there for four hours and having 15 schooners yeah it was like oh my god

we're so sorry about the line thank you so much for waiting we appreciate you mate don't you fucking worry about it i've met stacy over here we've been talking about our fucking this guy over here he went to the high school with my brother's cousins 15th may and now we've had a great time man so good come and give me a hug sweetie i was hammered because of drunk people's sweat being rubbed off onto me. And that's the best way to get drunk. I think that you also might have been hammered, though, from all those little milky shots you were doing.

It could have been a combination of the two. I think it was more of the sweat. So it's funny that you're saying, oh, yeah, secondhand drunk from these people, firsthand drunk from the alcohol you're drinking. What I will say, though, about the drinking, because everybody was like so friendly and really like generous festive is a great word like oh can we get you guys a drink do you need some food like obviously sophie and we had another helper tom showed up showed up um he brought a hot

date to the thing he brought two hot dates and we said you you slain both. He said, just one. But maybe the other one as well. I was like, mate, you're supposed to be working here. And he said, I fucking am. Like, stop bringing 10 out of 10s and start concentrating on the photo taking, bud. But, and like, everyone was so festive. And people were like, oh, do you guys need drinks, water, food and stuff? Like, it was really cool that people just wanted to take care of us as well. And Tony goes, no, that's fine. Thank you.

Because Tony's very polite. And also because I know myself and I know that like me having a drink at that point, I would have just started crying and falling asleep. Yeah. Like I just, I'm not really a big drinker. I'm not a very good drinker. So I was like, you know what? I'll stick to the waters and the lemonade.

Yeah. And I did the same. No, I don't think so. I've never seen anyone drink more strawberry milk and less water in my life it wasn't strawberry milk so you guys came out with shots of medicine and i thought fuck that yeah it looked like a strawberry nest quick with medicine well actually you know what they called it the liz lodge shot that's what they called it they like why do you call the liz lodge and they go because it looks like strawberry nest quick but there's a

bit of a chemical in there you know what i'm saying but it's actually cough medicine yeah and that's why we were wild yeah yeah i believe it's the what did rose tequila rose and tequila so like rose i like the wine no i think it's like a rose infused tequila why was it milky? Yeah. And so, and that's what I thought. Cause I said, oh, that sounds fine because it sounds like alcohol. And then these milky shots are coming my way.

I'm like, if I'm going to be standing here drinking and hugging people and I'm trying not to shit myself. Yeah. But also milk when you, you know what I mean? I think that's what it made me a bit more. Do you know what? When we got in the, so literally there was two more people in the line yeah and i actually should probably have a secret separate chat with sophie and apologize for my behavior yeah it's two people in line i was like

sophie book an uber right now it was pretty aggressive it was aggressive and i was just i was like you know i need to sit down and if me sitting in the car is my version of sitting down, that's fine. We get into the car and the driver didn't have any music on or anything. And all I could hear was my mouth. Because it was so dry. Dryer than a cat's asshole in the desert. Oh, my God. And we're sitting in the car and we're kind of stuck in traffic.

And all I could hear was like like me trying to breathe through my like sinuses being blocked and my fucking dank mouth could you imagine milky asshole yeah sophie's crying in the front seat like it was just like such a fucking scene there were tears because we were emotional and tired but i think i'm at yeah imagine this from the uber driver's point of view. One bitch is crying. The other's in the back going. And the other one's going, oh, my tummy. And he goes, these guys have been taking drugs all day.

Oh, yeah, we definitely look like we just come off like a four-day bender. This dry bitch is gacked in the back. A hundred percent. But also, and then we all sit down on the couch, like back at the Airbnb. And I was like, God, you guys, I almost cried in that Uber. And Ryan goes, me too. And Sophie goes, me too. the couch like back at the airbnb and i was like god you guys i almost cried in that uber and ryan goes me too and so he goes me too um for those playing along at home i can confirm it was a rose tequila and strawberry liqueur and the strawberry and the the strawberrylua was the strawberry liqueur.

Strawberry Kahlua? Strawberry coffee. The strawberry liqueur was the milky combination of that. That was milk town. I think I had three or four of those. And then with Ben, who was incorrect about Newcastle. Ben Hume. He felt bad.

So he bought me a cocksucking cowboy and then i had sam booker and i believe sam booker is black in australia and white in black and white sam booker and not the same thing yeah so in australia is black and then here it is white no you can get white sam booker and you can get black sam booker but the thing is is when you say sam booker in australia it's black no it's not because galliano uh like there's lots of different things so you're wrong actually um but we did um have there was fuck you olivia for buying that for me there was a um an injury on the day well a couple actually we had a couple of people go A over T on their way in. A couple of people. But Amberley, who came in fucking hot.

Yeah, she'd had a few rosé tequilas. Both in looks and beers. Yeah. Looking fine as. Walks over to us in her platform out at our Sambas and goes, Oh, you guys, I hope you don't mind me skipping the line, but I've got to go to the hospital. And literally she's got one dainty thin ankle and one that was like the size of fucking Jupiter.

Yeah. And we're like, yeah, sweetheart, you need to go to the doctor. And I can confirm she's texted me this morning. Yep. And I said, how is it? How was the hospital? She goes, oh, I didn't go. I kept drinking.

Yeah. She goes, but I might go today because it's getting really sore now. So she was chasing a bus? Running for the bus. Yeah. She goes, but I might go today because it's getting really sore now. So she was chasing a bus? Running for the bus. Bus, yeah. Slipped over, rolled her ankle, smashed her Apple Watch. Yeah. Oh, she did smash her watch.

She fucked it up. I can't believe she was still wearing it. I was like, you're wearing jagged glass. Yeah. I actually know why she didn't go to the hospital and decided to keep drinking. ass yeah um i actually know why she didn't go to the hospital and decided to keep drinking because her best friend was the least sympathetic friend you'll find i said oh mate oh did you see this was she okay and he goes no i missed it and i'm fucking gutted because i would have loved to have seen that bitch go down oh and wow and how and how no but he was just like it sounds hilarious

and i'm spewing, I missed it. And he's like, oh, I don't really want to spend my Saturday night in a hospital. So I reckon just a couple of more Galliano's and we'll be sweet. Fucking fair. But good energy from Amberley. She just owned it. And she did tell us though that she fell down and the bus drove off. Yeah. Like no one stopped to help her.

She's like fucking laying in the gutter and she said i sat there for five minutes just trying to like console myself because we've talked about this before when you fall over alone you need a friend no one to laugh with and no one to like help you up or whatever she's like i just sat there covered in dirt you know what i think the bus drivers of england are just running own laws here. They're running their own game. It's a cowboy town. It's a cowboy town for bus drivers because Amber Lee goes down and the bus driver goes, fuck it.

I could not give a fuck. Shame, bitch. Yeah, shame, bitch. And drives off. But this other bus driver on Thursday night, we're in the very high class area of hoxton for those playing along at home we're crossing the road where we're probably not supposed to cross the road yeah and so we're running i go go tony she's oh fuck okay go go go i'm in my platform sneakers

yeah and then this bus pulls up red double decker bus red most english thing i've ever seen most iconic thing opens theens the door. Beep, beep. Because you were a bit behind me. So, and we were like, fuck. And Tony's like, fuck, I've fucked up here. And I'm about to cop a fucking mouthful. Beep, beep.

Beep, beep. Beep, beep. And then the door flies open. And then the driver door, you know how that's a separate one? She opens her door and looks at Tony and goes, yeah. And Tony nearly, yeah, fell in. Nearly shit in the street. Yeah. It wouldn't fit in.

And what did she say? She goes, oh, I fucking love you. You're so fucking funny. And I was like, oh. Sorry, I forgot to take the road. Please don't hit me with your bus. And there's a fucking full bus full of people like commuting to or from work or whatever. Full bus. And they're like, can you just stop? They're like, Iuting to or from work or whatever. Full bus.

And they're like, can you just stop? They're like, I need to get home to my family. My family's waiting for me and you're yelling at a TikToker on the street. I was like, oh, hello. Thank you so much. She's like, I love you. I fucking love your TikToks. And she like slams the door, fucking peels out onto the street.

She yelled at a Tony and then I said, thank you. And she looked at me and goes, what? She goes, oh, is that your dad? Yeah. She yelled that at Tony and then I said, thank you. And she looked at me and goes, what? She goes, oh, is that your dad? Yeah. There's a lot of differences, even though,

because we're part of the Commonwealth and we speak English, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, would be pretty similar. But there are a lot of language differences and there's just one key one I'd like to bring up at the moment. This is one thing we all need to keep in mind tony yeah if i said to you um oh i was on fire last night heaps of great gear the word gear what would what what have i just said to you oh i was on fire last night made heaps of great jokes like i was just so funny like joke joke joke we would say jokes is gear like that's good that's good gear that guy's a good

comedian he's got heaps of great gear oh good gear from you yeah yeah gear is like a catalog of stories almost that's your gear yeah yeah yeah turns out that means like drugs here like nose whiz fizz nose whiz fizz and we've spent the last three years happy birthday to us yeah um saying oh how's the gear great gear great gear and then oh fucking great gear from you yeah great gear from you like oh yeah ryan's fucking got the good gear like you must know a guy yeah and so everyone yesterday was surprised how much cocaine we weren't doing weren't doing because they've listened to us talking about doing coke for three years when we haven't. And so now we've. We've been doing jokes.

I know. Which is so lame when you think about it. So we've realised that we now need to actually say like, great gear from you. Plus, how was that coke cake last night? I'm Chloe. I'm from London. I'm Jess in London. I'm Jacob in London.

And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas all the way from London. From London, hello. Elaine, good on you. Thanks, Elaine. Catherine Reekvix, Tara, Lauren Flett, Carl Geiger and Sam. Good on you guys. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon.

Love to see it. Love to see it. We're going to break down the clues from last week that ended us at the People's Park Tavern in London because we gave clues. Where in the world is Tony and Ryan's third birthday? But first, Tony. Tony. Having stood out there for seven or so hours and getting emotional and broken legs and us all crying in an uber yeah do you now after yesterday's day wish the clues were harder i definitely do

i'm not gonna lie i think when we were talking about it initially, we were like, we don't want them to be too hard because we don't want no one to come. And now, yeah, I wish that they were a bit more difficult or maybe I wish, but I'm so Natalie Imbruglia because I love meeting every single person we met yesterday. So I wouldn't want that to be any different. However, my feet wish that maybe.

The dogs are sore this morning, guys. Yeah, the dogs are fucking having a wolf that's for sure um one of the funnier things and we're about to go through each clue and tell you what what it meant but one of the most bizarre things were people saying oh i knew it was here because this clue meant that and we were like no it didn't we were like look i mean they made it but you have made it but that's not what it was um someone put all of the clues into chat gpt and said where do you think the party is and i can confirm chat gpt was wrong by 11 000 kilometers yeah um so ai jobs they're safe they're safe guys all good i would never worry about ai coming for your job anymore yeah especially if your job is finding parties. Yeah. Yeah, actually.

One thing we have learned is that we have some incredible super sleuths in our TARP community. Congratulations to you. But what we have more of is cheating bastards who found the locations in the comment section. So someone got it right and everyone went to the comments and went, oh, great, see you there. And how do we feel about that? Maybe something else that we've learned just to you know yes and what you just said yeah

if we ever do this again which i'd have a very fucking hard time of being convinced of let me just say i'm for our fourth birthday get ready uh that is not true maybe that's maybe not true but if we were going to do this again, comments off, I feel. Okay. No collusion. No collusion. With other tapas. Collusion, no. Yeah.

Or public collusion. Yeah, do it in your own time. Do it in your little private group chat. I'm all for that. But we've got to keep our friends apart. Yeah. Our worlds collided and we weren't ready for it. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like it. Like, I've made friends with other tap what i mean yeah yeah i don't like it like i've made friends with other tapas no you fucking don't or when you introduce a friend to another friend and then you find out they're hanging out without you and you go i made you there would be no you without me so yesterday tony when people i made friends in the line she's like oh that's so lovely and today she's like fuck you guys no yeah there's. And today she's like, fuck you guys. No, you're nothing without me.

It's another story today. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I just remembered a story. Oh, what? That girl who came on the train from Southampton or wherever. Tissue, that's private. Sorry.

And I said, thank you so much for making the journey up. Like, it's a big commitment and I appreciate it. Yeah, it's huge. She goes, I don't even give a fuck about you guys now. I think I met the love of my life on the train. Yeah. They both had the same kind of like fans. They were both wearing loafers.

Yeah. And she saw this guy in loafers and she's like, yeah. And he had like a bad boy jacket and like a bit of energy. And then we were sitting there and then they both got off the train at the same time. No, he hopped off after her to be like, can I give you my number? Yeah. He's like, I can't let you go.

Like, you just look incredible. Oh my God. And so he came to the pub with her yeah waited in the line for a few hours but then he was like i'm actually off to a party do you want to meet up later and she was like i'm gonna stay here in the line and then i'll come meet him after and we were like please let us know what happens so i forgot about that she was wearing like a blue knitted top her name was phoebe and didn't she look great she did look yeah I was like, fucking put your best foot forward, sister. Today's going to be your day. I think they'll get married. And Tony, like, as I was saying, you're nothing without Tony, bitch.

Yeah. Phoebe. Yeah. You ask, you know, when you have, in theory, in like old time, blah, blah, blah. Like the guy would ask the bride's fucking dad's for permission. Oh no, they'll be asking me. Yeah. And I'll go, good mother.

Yeah. You want to marry my tupper daughter? Do you give permission? That's good. That's good. And funny. But so talking of, speaking of the clues, yeah, we did get a few fucking turkey journeys that people had gone on to,

to end up at the people's park Tavern to meet us over the weekend. Yep. Clue one. Clue one. So day one, the very first clue was Ben Stiller. Yep. This is where it got real wild. This is where it got really wild and crazily like this was the first day.

So as if we would let it be easy straight up. Yeah. A couple of people kind of said like, oh, Big Ben, obviously ben stiller's like not big you know what i mean no that's a good point actually ben stiller was a basketballer who was six foot ten you'd be like oh well makes sense yeah um and there was a few people that were like oh it's obviously in a museum because of ben stiller no so ben stiller actually is in the movie meet the parents yep and tony who have you met while you're over here ryan's birth father joel yep and his wife beth and his wife beth and we had uh we had breakfast with beth dinner with beth and joel drinks with beth joel and all their

neighbors on saturday night we've actually we've spent a bit of time with them and on friday night sorry yep spend a bit of time with them and i've i've sorry. Yep. Spend a bit of time with them and I've loved it. Guys, Tony's in the family. Tony's in my biological family now. I think I might be in the will. Yeah. Like I've made it, I think. Hey, hey, hey.

I've been working for six years to get in that. All right. Hey, there's enough to go around. I'll share with you. Yeah, right. So you can split your inheritance with me. No fucking way. I don't think I'll get any from them.

But yeah, so that's actually, that was why it was such a difficult clue because like, why would we give it away, Zoey? And speaking of my birth father and Tony being extremely inappropriate. We kissed. That's not the first time she's made that joke, by the way. We didn't kiss. Yeah. We thought about it.

Also, Tony had a shower at my birth father's house and tony goes is it weird that i've been naked where your dad's been naked and then then i said it wasn't until then ryan's dad now it's very fucking weird ryan's dad's wife like beth she goes oh tony like it's just upstairs like help yourself to whatever you want like you have bathrooms in there she's like oh and like feel free to have a look around if you want like upstairs isn't that big whatever and i was like oh i'm gonna go through your drawers and she went oh yeah and ryan calls up the stairs he goes she's joking yeah like she they've not been accustomed to tony yet yeah they don't yeah they don't speak tony so i had to just explain a few things my she's being funny there that's gear gear. But that's gear. And I went, what? She's doing drugs in our house.

So we're at dinner with my birth father and the bill comes. And I think at the time the bill came, my birth father, Joel, gets up to go to the bathroom. And he'd originally said, oh guys, I'll take you out for dinner. I'll pay him. Oh, you don't have anything.

He's like, no, no, it's fine. Blah, blah, blah. But the timing of him getting up and the bill coming looked like he was skipping out on the bill. And Tony goes, are you going to abandon that bill like you abandoned Ryan for 30 years?

It went down really well, actually. Did it? We all laughed. It was very funny. Yes, we did. Oh, I'm glad my, you know, lifetime trauma is bringing pleasantries to you. The look on the face of the- Oh, yeah, because you hate talking about the ducky spoon and-

Yeah, no. You know, like- Yeah, no, I'd never do that shit, no. But one thing I will add, I don't know if you saw from the way where you were sitting, but the one guy who obviously had zero context was the waiter. Oh, I didn't even think about the waiter. To be fair to Tony, it did go down well. Like, Beth was losing it and Joel was like, oh, all right.

Because I was like, oh, you don't have to pay for me, but you do have to pay for Ryan. Like, you abandon him. Like, come on. At least you can do his fucking pay for a steak. Yeah, at least you can do his buy us some fucking tapas in London. You know what I mean? But no, got along with the family. Great.

We didn't change a thing. Day two, our second clue. Clue two was the big Ben, the big twig, real name Ben. He is from Adelaide, which is the city of churches. That's just where he lives. But he was actually the big Ben. That was the big Ben. Yeah.

And the city of churches's line was was it was from me that was a bit ridley just to throw you off the scent yeah but uh that's that was him big ben number three collingwood football club uh their original home is victoria park in australia in australia but the pub we were at yesterday was at victoria park backed onto the park turns out andre 3000 was performing at the park pretty cool nice big crowd for us no andre 3000 um and there's actually a lot of victoria parks like in australia and in london and all over the world so we're like oh that'll make it a bit hard yeah but that is a victoria park reference um and then day four uh george clooney's 2009 rom-com

was in the air um that was a clue that we were flying. And then obviously we did an interview on the morning show. From the international airport. From the international departure lounge. And everyone's saying that green screen. What the fuck? But it was real. And people were like, that suitcase isn't big enough for international travel.

And I was like, it was heavy enough. It was heavy enough. I had to pay for heavy luggage because I brought all the sound equipment with me. Tony, and I just want to take this opportunity to publicly thank Tony Lodge for lugging three microphones, a recording device, 58 power cables and a fucking thing. Some fucking tripods for our phones for filming and shit. And let me tell you about the meeting that happened at Tarp Tower about recording. Hey, Sophie, how much does it cost for a podcast studio to rent in London? Sophie says about $15 million.

And we went, hey, Tony, can you just lug some shit in your suitcase? Can you pay for extra luggage? I went, yeah, I can. Yeah. All good. And here we are. So this week, live from the Airbnb. Great to be here.

And then the fifth and final clue was we've booked a tavern for the tapas, the greatest people on earth. Parking could be an issue. Obviously, we were alluding to the People's Park Tavern. We hit those words pretty hard. Parking was an issue because of previously mentioned Andre 3000. A few people did say that the parking was a bit of a trifle. I'm English.

However, I wanted that clue to be the alien highway church. Because people, the opposite of people, aliens. Highway. Is the opposite of a park. Is it? A church. Hang on, hang on. What's the opposite of a park? And a church is the opposite of a tavern.

Alien highway church. Let me know in the comments of today's and a church is the opposite of a tavern alien highway church let me know in the comments of today's episode thread if you would have gotten that maybe we wouldn't have had to stand for as long if i had my way true we would have had five people there and maybe us and five people would have just had a rowdy fucking afternoon i was thinking like we would have all just gone and gotten a fucking gotten dinner and like probably hung out they would have gotten a real vip experience yeah well and we'll never know the uh what was it alien highway church would you have would the clue have been the opposite of alien highway church or just alien alien highway church so hang on i think we need it okay in the comments tell us if you would have got it

obviously you wouldn't uh rude what do you i you... Ryan's just angry because I kissed his dad. I'm lashing out. Because Tony's been naked, but my dad's been naked. We were naked at the same time, but there is obviously crossover. Venn diagram. What crossover? Like he jumped in as you jumped out. Is that what you meant?

Donso jumped out. Crossover of like being naked in the same space. Sophie and I are sharing a bathroom at the moment. It's all very close. Yeah. Yeah, pretty close. Yeah, they're getting pretty close. Isn't that bath really high to get out of?

Yeah. I've literally, yeah. You should, after this, you should step in just to step out and you'll see, like I've almost fucking cucked it a couple of times. I just like to everyone to note that the reason they're complaining is because they got the bathroom with the bath.

I don't have that issue because I've just got a measly little shower. Oh, excuse me. No. Fuck off. Yeah. Oh, sorry. We walk into this Airbnb, there's three bedrooms, right? Two bedrooms and one like public bathroom

and then one bathroom with the en suite. And you know, and this should be all you love to see of how nice I was. You tell everybody exactly what happened. Tony said you should have the en suite because it's not fair that Sophie will need to use a bathroom that you shit in. That is not even, that does sound like something I would say.

But that's not what I'd say. That's not what I did say. HR would find that very... I was like, no, it seems only fair. I'm happy to share with Sophie. She'll be happy to share with me. You can have your own space. That's what I said.

You did, and I do appreciate that. Thank you very much. I do have an actual, you'll have to see it. I haven't asked my question yet. Oh, sorry, sorry. What is the opposite of a park? A highway. I would say...

A drive. Because you're not parked, you're driving. Good. I would say the opposite of a park is just not a park. But that's a highway. Yeah, but lots of things are not a park. Yeah, but like. What about a building?

Nah. So what's the opposite of a building? The sky. This is a fun game. Let's just play this. What is the opposite of an apartment? A house. What's the opposite of a house?

A highway? Outside. A park? Yes. Oh, no. All right, Tony, what do you love to see? I've got what you love to see here from Emily Smith, who commented this in our Facebook group.

You love to see it. Tony and Ryan changing Google searches. So related to the clues, after today's clue for the party, which was on day four, George Clooney's 2009 rom-com. All I had to type into the search bar in Google was George C and the top search result was George Clooney 2009 rom-com. Tafas are changing the algorithm, baby. Call me motherfucking Kim Kardashian, I've broken the internet.

Yep. And you know who I feel sorry for? Who? Someone searching for something else George Clooney related. Heavens have been had to go to the second suggested thing. Do you know what I would like to know is whether that had an impact on Netflix watching. Were people reminded of that movie? It's a great movie.

I should pop that on. It's a great movie. It's got the girl who does the cup things in the dancing movie. Anna Kendrick. Yeah, she's great in that. Oh, is she? Yeah, does the cup things in the dancing movie. Anna Kendrick. Yeah. She's great in that. Oh, is she? Yeah. And she's also in The Accountant.

I speak Ryan. So it's okay. I knew what you meant, mate. Is it too late to drop some Olympic knowledge? Yeah. Wait four years, mate. See you then. Tony.

Yeah. When you were five years old, if someone had have asked asked you what do you want to be when you're older what would you have said i wanted to own a two dollar shop of course and it was the only um times table i knew yeah so i was like people could come in and buy whatever they wanted and i'd be able to figure out how much it cost i've got i didn't know what cash registers were obviously um or calculators yeah but well i, it's just a glorified calculator, isn't it? Cash register. I'd say, what's the opposite of glorified? What's the opposite of glorified?

Ugly. It's just an ugly calculator. Yeah. What's, oh, I've got eight items for sale. $16. Oh, great. Here you go. Love you.

I'll give you a 20. How much change do I get? $4. See? Checks out. Like, I'm actually so smart. Yeah. So, you wouldn't want to open a $2 and $27 store That's giving me anxiety

Yeah, that's not nice That's giving me a cluster headache Is that who you love to see? No, wait for it Me knowing my $2 $2 time stamps I want you listening to think about what your one was Yeah

I think when I was little I wanted to like Because I was still a little bit Thomas the Tank Engine $2 time stamps. I want you listening to think about what your one was. Yeah. I think when I was little, I wanted to like, because I was still a little bit Thomas the Tank Engine, like I would like drive a train or a truck, like trucks. Yeah. But then older, I wanted to be like a sports journalist. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.

But I want to send a shout out to Bryony Page. Hi, Bryony. Who won the gold medal in the Parish Olympics for trampolining. Whoa. Now, trampolining is not quite a full-time sport. You know what I mean? Oh, wow. So, by trade, she does academic research in paleontology. Holy shit.

So, you know what? Dinosaurs. Yeah. So, Dan sends this tweet. And this is where all my bullshit comes together. Uh-huh. She's an Olympic gold medalist in trampolining and a dinosaur research. Yeah, so Dan sends this tweet, and this is where all my bullshit comes together. Uh-huh. She's an Olympic gold medalist in trampolining and a dinosaur research.

Don't let any seven-year-old kids not believe in their dreams. I love that. That's actually fucking beautiful. Because imagine you go to a seven-year-old. Yeah, I want to like be able to- I just want to bounce around and look at dinosaurs. People go, okay, but what about full-time? Yeah, and she's like, yeah, I'm fucking doing it. So good on me.

That's awesome. Briony Page, gold medal for Great time? Yeah, and she's like, yeah, I'm fucking doing it. So good on me. That's awesome. Briony Page, gold medal for Great Britain. Oh, and great it is. Great it is. The greatest Britain. Why don't they compete as England? I don't know. So the UK, there's Great Britain and England,

and they're all the same thing? The United Kingdom, no, because that's like... But like I saw... Oh, no, we actually have to stop or we'll get our fucking citizenship taken away. So do you know what happened when we were coming here? I said to Ryan, do we need a visa? And he said, I don't know. And I said, oh, I actually don't think we do because of the Commonwealth.

And he said, I hear what you're saying, but I don't think that has anything to do with it. Can someone tell us in the comments whether that is related? Because I think it is. Because we're in the Commonwealth. Isn't that what that is? Commonwealth Games. Yeah. Commonwealth Bank.

Yeah, and they go, do you have a visa? And Tony goes, no, but I do have my bronze and we'll probably do all right in the swimming. And they went, okay. They said, could you swim over the English channel and I said yeah give me 10 minutes um

Tony doesn't quite understand the size of the English channel because off our balcony yeah our TV's not working yeah um from our balcony that was hilarious and we'll fucking kill

in the comments um posthumously obviously I've died now but we'll we'll kill later I'll win a fucking Emmy in a minute but but that's all right.

From our balcony, we're on the eighth floor in an Airbnb of this apartment building. It's fucking hot. It's hot. And there's this like building in the distance. And so he goes, is that the Eiffel Tower? Can we see that from here? Is that the Eiffel Tower? Can we see that from here?

And then she can swim across the English Channel in 10 minutes. I don't know if you know how big that thing is, but the distance between the England and the Paris is very far. Is that the Eiffel Tower over there? My strengths line are the areas. And I would like, my love to see it was me and Sophie both going, yes. Everyone's just decided that they're not going to try anymore. All right.

Well, thank you so much for listening. Thank you for everybody that played along and tried to guess the clues. I think it's been our most commented on thing we've ever fucking done. Thousands and thousands and thousands of people trying to figure out where we were, even if they weren't where we were and even if they couldn't make it. A lot of people really brave and came alone, made friends in the line and stuff. So we just, we appreciate it.

And thank you very much for listening today as well. We'll be back tomorrow, live from the Airbnb again. Airbnb confessions, which is just confessions read out in an Airbnb. Yeah, it's not Airbnb related confessions. Great idea though. Wish someone had a thought of that before we'd done it. TonyandRyan.com.au, send through your Airbnb confessions. Because we might do them next week from the studio,

but we used to be in an Airbnb. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? These are tough confessions. Used to be in an Airbnb. Because we, last week, were in an Airbnb. No, we're not. See you tomorrow.

Love ya. Love you. Bye.