Toni and Ryan - LIVE from Toni's Couch!

Episode Date: February 2, 2025

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We were alive at the cricket. Was that today? We've just left the cricket and gone to record this episode at Tony's house. Okay. Well, part of the break said, have we just left the cricket and gone to record this episode at Tony's house. Okay. Well, pump the brakes there. Have we just left the cricket? We have just left and then eaten a lot of KFC. Yeah.

We have just left the cricket via the KFC drive through. Yeah. If today's your first episode of Tony and Ryan, strange place to start. We've just had a whole bunch of tarpas fill up a few bays at the Melbourne cricket ground and we've just sat in the, how hot was it today? 47 degrees? Yeah, maybe 61 or something. Celsius. You might hear Tony's aircon in the background. We've had KFC, we've settled in. Yeah. And Ram's like, should we record this on the couch? And I was like, if I get on that couch,

I am not getting back up. So, you know, this on the couch? And I was like, if I get on that couch, I am not getting back up. So, you know, this is where I live now. Yeah. Do you guys want to stay over? It feels like a sleepover. Charles is here. And we get, Charles and I can sleep on the couch.

That's quite cute. I've eaten a lot of chicken and I just went to the bathroom. I don't think you're gonna get that far from here, to be honest. I just went to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. And as soon as I sat down, I was like, I think I might just sit here. Oh, because because I sat down and I couldn't get back up. I was like, I'm

exhausted. Yeah. Now that we're in the air con of Tony's house, question. Question. Did you today say out for 2025 heat? Yeah. You said, I think you said the weather is out. I think I said the sun. Oh, that's right. Sorry. I think I said out for 2025 is the sun. Now we were so hot. So thank you to everyone who came down, but it was really hot.

I think I have 480 different. Are we all just doing this? We're watching. Sorry. A Knight's Tale is on Channel 7. We're watching A Knight's Tale. Yeah, turn that on. It's far too disdainful. We're all talking and we're all looking at this. And I just know that that's not going to be a good time.

It's a great film. You're going to be talking and I'll go, It's going to be rather. So Tony has said The Sun is Out. Yeah, for Tony 25. I have 487 different types of sweat on me. And I think it was a bit of a run, not even a running gag, but we'll,

hi, nice to meet you, give me a hug. Oh, sorry, I'm sweaty. Sorry, I'm sweaty too. If I don't judge, you don't judge. There was a lot of like, we're all hot and sweaty, but we're all hot and sweaty together. And cause when you go to do the photo, you put the hand like on the lower back

or like you hook under someone's arm and you know there's sweat there. I would like to send a shout out, sorry a public apology to Mel. Hi Mel. Because I, we put it, Mel Richards? No, no different Mel. I put my arm around her and I put my hand right in her armpit and she went oh and I went oh sorry and she like we were both real sweaty and she was like I'm so embarrassed I'm like I'm the one that put my fucking hand in your armpit. How was it? Is that something that maybe you'll try at home in the future or not for you? No it was um.

Not to yak anyone's arm if that's what you're into. Mel and I will both wear that we'll both sweaty and that's obviously a sweaty spot and yeah. I just feel like also my hands are so sticky from like putting on sunscreen and then like touching other human beings. You know when like it's your own sweat and you know where you've been, but then all of a sudden you guys start going like,

I'm really sorry, my sweat's now on you and that's weird. Yeah, our sweats are mixing. Yeah, and so I think like you said- Oh, sorry, I just said that. Did you say Charles Grimace as I said that? Yeah, I did, I did. I bet you he really wishes he wasn't having to wear headphones right now.

What was he like? I would like- I don't think he was like that. Oh, all that. Oh my god. You want me to put a night's towel back on? Give me some time. I've got to share a couch with this guy. Guys, I want to tell you about one of the great flexes that Tony Lodge has ever made. Now, we walk into Tony's house tonight after the cricket. Soda stream still on display mounted, which is Tony's usual proof of wealth and

like how she's better than everyone. Actually I might even get Charles to answer this. I don't even know what you're going to say. There's four of us, Tony, Charles and I, we brought in, I would say enough KFC for nine people. Yeah. And hey, we're fine. All good.

We earned it. We've had a big day. And then Tony goes, oh, there might not be enough room on the table because I've done something. And Charles, what did Tony brag about? A 1,000 piece puzzle. Oh, sorry, guys. I've actually completed a 1,000 piece puzzle.

Why, just this morning before the cricket. We get it. You're better than us. We get it. I just thought I needed to do a bit of a meditative activity to like, you know, cause you know, before these events you need to kind of like chill out. Yeah, get in the zone, yeah.

And cause you, I knew I was going to talk to so many people today, so I'm like, okay, the social battery. And then, you know, just finished off a fucking thousand pause. Yeah, and just left it out. A left out. Knowing that a bunch of people were coming back later. Well, can I say though, like Torbz and I have started

puzzling, we're puzzling hard. There's fucking 19 puzzles at the top of our thing right now. There is. And we've kind of always got a puzzle on the go. It's impressive, but after the fact you left it out, I was like, okay, someone wanted someone to notice that. So when one of us finishes the pause,

we leave it completed for the other one to see. Oh, right. And I left before Torbz this afternoon. So he'd get home and see it. So I knew that he'd get home and be like, she fucked that pause, nice. I also left the house today. This has really bothered Ryan,

and I don't know if we'll ever be the same again. As I was leaving Ryan was like, I'll come pick you up. And I saw that he'd pulled up at the front. So I was all ready to go, obviously. And so I walked out and pulled the door behind me and he goes, oh, I'll just go to the bathroom really quick. And I was like, I don't have any keys. What? And I just

like the door locks behind me and it sucks so untony because like what if you needed something? But I didn't. See this is how how I felt the whole time you didn't have keys at your house and you're like no that's just fine. But I don't need them because the door's open. Yeah that's so stressful you'll fucking can't get in. No, that's more stressful. Anyone could just get into your house. Including me. No one could get into my house. Yeah, I don't know what's worse.

Very safe. I don't know what's worse. All right, I wanna send a shout out to Tapa Hannah. Hi Hannah. Now Hannah came alone today, as did a lot of Tapa's and it's really brave, but a lot of people met up at the pub beforehand. Because of the heat, a lot of people came and said's really brave but a lot of people met up at the pub beforehand because of the heat a lot of people came and said good

day and a few groups went should we all go fucking get Chinese together in some air-conditioned Chinese restaurant? Fair enough. That sounds mean actually. Doesn't it? Yeah. But they came down and they met other tapas they came alone which is brave. Yep. And I said to Hannah, oh, I really respect you coming alone. And she said, I wasn't planning on it, but I've made a mistake. Oh, what do you mean? Hannah was coming with a friend. She's been friends with this guy for about three or four years.

That's a long time. Yeah, I think they originally met. That's longer almost than we've been friends. Yeah, and so they met on like Hinge or Tinder. Oh, sick. But like straight away they were like, oh, probably not but. Bros but.

Yeah. Yeah. Like they just knew. Don't know what that was. No, but nothing can sum up the situation more than. Bros but. Bros but, and they knew that. They knew straight away they're like, oh, we're not gonna do it, but more than bros but and they knew that they knew straight away they're like oh we're not gonna do it but like bros. Do you reckon that in that situation

you would do it anyway just cuz like yeah but I think they respected the bro-iness yeah cuz they're like oh if we just f**king them what so they get drunk last week. No. And he goes, oh yeah I just really like I can love this song and just like want to kiss you. You saying that to me or is this the story? No, that's the story for Hannah. And she was like oh and then Hannah's like yeah so we fucked and now it's awkward and we haven't spoke so he didn't come with me today so I've come by myself. She's like, we've fucked and we were just like,

oh, that was weird and like, I don't, like, so he was supposed to be like, come with her. He's a tarper as well. He did come with her. I think that's the problem. I think that's the issue. Yeah. And then she's like, yeah, so like,

we just haven't spoken so I'm just here and he's got his ticket. Oh, issue. Yeah. And then she's like, yeah, so like, we just haven't spoken. So I'm just here and he's got his ticket. Oh, Hannah. Yeah. Yeah. That is so shit though. Yeah. Sometimes you just wanna smooch. Yeah, but he smooched her vagina with his dick,

which is a lot different. I don't know. Yeah. dick which is a lot different. I don't know yeah. Sorry we're not down with that terminology is that throwing you a little bit. Sorry we both had KFC and were on the couch and had a big day. Yeah. Smooshed his vagina with his dick. Sorry, sorry everyone, sorry everyone. Question. I don't think I stole your thunder, but there was a lot of chat about my fringe today. And it wasn't my day, it was Bay of Tonys, Bay of Rhyme. No, no, no, but we're all Tony and it was about all of us.

A lot of chat about my fringe. Which I'm so proud of you for keeping by the way. I thought it was just gonna be a gag for the episode. And then both my wives, Bridget and Tony said, no, you've set the expectation. I just, I think that just because you'd put so much effort into it. Write it out.

So this morning- And people loved it. This morning, we're thinking we're getting a new babysitter. So we've had like a few come around for a coffee you know get a vibe hang out see what they're like. Yeah and do they meet Mabel or is that like the second interview? No they meet Mabel and last time we got someone they hang out but Mabel's a bit like a bit shy around Yubi so it's tough but I'm so Mabel's sitting on her dad's lap and I'm like hiding this secret under my hat. The fringe.

Yeah, because they, it's like a two-way street. They might come in and go, oh, they're a bit straight. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know about that guy. If I was, if I was a babysitter and I rolled in and saw a guy with this haircut, I was like, I don't think you're the family for me. Yeah. I'd be like, okay, I don't think that I'd ever want to be alone with the dad. So I think I might. Yeah. But then, so I've got my hat on and Mabel's like sitting on my lap like taking it off because when dad's wearing a hat she just oh how fun.

Well it's something to play with. I'll take it off I'll put it back and then she's like she's like pulling at the hat and I was like Mabel stop it. Oh my god. And because um when we're interviewing someone and it's so strange like oh my hair's a bit weird for work. Totally. And they go, what? Yeah. Even the accountant the other day was like, Oh, Ryan, you've put through a barber receipt and he was like, so the thing is...

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Be honest, Tony. Yeah. How long you got to go, sweetheart? What do you got left in the tank? I feel like you've faded three hours in the last two minutes. I actually really have. The time's compounded. I did say to you that when I got on this couch

that I'd be fucked. It's the beginning of the end, yeah. I did say that, I warned everyone. To be honest, I think like, this, forgive me, but I think the great thing about doing these kinds of events like we did at the cricket today, is that, cause you get to meet so many people, you leave it all on the field.

You really do. And you have to give it your absolute all, because you just like, all these tapas had made all this effort to like come down and dress up. And you know there was a lot of fake bangs, fake wigs. Yeah. I tell you I had to catch myself a few times.

Yeah. So you know how the number one rule of life is never assume someone's pregnant unless you can physically get... Yeah, so never assume that it's a fake fringe. Because they go, oh you fucking... and they're like what? And they go, this is my haircut. So I had to wait for them to say, oh I've also put this clip in and I go. Oh, yeah Do you know what I did really like about today? What I didn't ask many people their name

Because I just kept calling everyone Tony. Oh, so I'll be honest. I like I like the two So I went to the bar and so the MCG today thing those I liked it too. So I went to the bar and so the MCG today, I think there was 20,000 people. We were a thousand of them. So like literally one in 20 people was a Tony. And you're pretty telling the outfit. And so I went to the bar and the bar was actually a bit of a walk from our area. And so I walked down and I was just going Tony and they'd go, hi Tony. Hi Tony. Hi Tony. And I just went, I didn't think I'd love this, but I fucking love this. And it was actually quite handy because then I could just be like, hi Tony. And everyone would just be like, hi. And you didn't have to remember anyone's name.

Yeah, that was beautiful. Yeah. So I thought that was a real one-up. So maybe every meet and greet or event we do from now on, people are dressed as one of us. It just makes it a lot easier. Yeah. We just call everyone Tony. But you're so good with names though. It just makes a lot easier. We just call everyone Tony. You're so good with names though. I it's a shame to lie. Can I say that I reckon since doing this job, I'm dog shit because I meet that many people. Yeah. I can't keep track of everyone. No, you don't tell yourself short.

You're really fucking good. It's impressive. I got two things I need to bring up. Bring up. Now, I don't know. I'm saying bring up like I do with question. Yeah. I've got two things I want to bring up. Bring up, bring up. Now I don't know. I'm saying bring up like I do with questions. Yeah. I've got two things I wanna bring up, bring up.

The first one we can edit out if you don't want this on the public record. Yeah. But there was some big Tony signs. Yeah. Like big Tony heads and then this girl who you're her hero. Yeah. She is two and a half years old, the little girl at the end.

And her mom gave her the big Tony sign. Oh my gosh, sorry. When you just said at the end, I was like at the end of the line? No, no, no. You mean at the end of the day. Yeah, when we're sitting in the stands. And this little two and a half year old

has this big Tony poster essentially, and just goes, Tony, I love you. And then kissed like the poster. It was very cute. And then the mum was like who's that and she goes Auntie Tony. Did you or did you not say? I said. Like obviously heat of the moment it was a hot day we'll have a few beers by this stage do you want to say it or do you want me to say it?

Cause it was very cute. Everything lives forever. Do you want me to say it's at least your voice is saying it in the public domain? We'd had a few beers by this stage cause we, you know, we'd done all the photos and we're just hanging out. But just also tired, drunk. Tired, drunk. A bit silly. We got a bit silly. Yeah. We are still up, but we were very silly at this stage because we've done all the photos and we're just hanging out. But just also tired, drunk. Tired, drunk. I had an icy cold.

A bit silly. We got a bit silly. We are still up, but we were very silly at this stage. Tony says, oh, rip out my IUD. In front of hundreds of people to a two and a half year old. And then everyone was like, oh how cute, oh how cute. And then Tony said that never meant all. Fucking right. Oh shit.

And then everyone like, I forgot that on my left, obviously Ryan was sitting there in front of me, Charles was sitting there. I forgot who was on my right. Torbz. So your boyfriend. And so everyone's kind of like, oh are they all good? Like are they at the same place? I'm like, oh yeah.

I'm like, oh yeah. I'm like, oh yeah. I'm like, oh yeah. I'm like, oh yeah. I'm like, oh yeah. I'm like, oh yeah. I'm like, And so everyone's kind of like oh are they all good? Like are they at the same place? Because yeah he was like I'll keep it in because I like buffing in that. Oh and same. You know? It's nice. I love it. It feels good. Charles you might have to edit that out. I reckon keep that okay anyway second bit second bit Bring up as well as the cricket ball

There's been something else that's been round that a lot of people have paid attention to today And that's this guy. Oh my god the fucking extra ticket. I had to buy to before we went today Tony has a pimple that is the size of that two year old child. Needs its own fucking postcode at this point. Now, did you put something in the Facebook group saying, can someone bring some pimple cream? I posted on my Instagram story saying, if you're coming to the cricket today,

can someone please bring me a pimple back? And how did that go? And so many people came through. I'd like to thank all the girls girls tarpers who are, you know, just there for me and wanted to see me thrive. I did get someone brought me a whole packet. Like they were like, I saw that and was going past a chemist's warehouse. So I bought you a whole packet.

Yep. A few people actually more than a few like a large handful of people said, I brought you a sheet because I have them at home. One person though, walks over, and goes, I got one pimple patch out for you from the sheet that I have in my house, and gave me like a singular pimple patch and I was like you know what yeah don't waste it like love it thank you so currently got the pimple patch on I don't

know if it's gonna help but fuck it was such a monster and Ryan was like can I squeeze it and I was like it's not ready like it's so painful. Yeah so it wasn't ready 10 hours ago. Yeah it's's getting close now though close or there No, it's not there. So I just put the pimple patch on while I was eating the KFC So, you know, if I left it off it probably would be ready. Yeah Okay, so Because we were talking about my fringe before I felt like Today's episode was gonna either end with the pimple pop or my head being shaved

Yeah, and I don't have any clippers and now I've got a pimple patch on. Does Torbz have clippers that haven't touched his balls? No. And I can be 100% certain of that. Hey let me, does he have clippers? Yes. Because I was like oh Torbz will have it. Oh I know what boys do with clippers. Do you do that clippers for your balls sake? I just little tidy up. No no no but like you with clippers. Do you do that with clippers for your ballsack?

I just little tidy up. No, no, no, but like you use clippers for that. Would you ever use like a razor? Yeah, but it depends how. Charles is doing face and I don't know you that well, Charles. Yeah. No, just kidding. I've known you for a few years, but it's weird.

So I think it depends how long it has been since you've been down there because sometimes you'll need... On Charles, I haven't that's inappropriate. That's really inappropriate. So if you haven't tidied up in a while sometimes you need the clippers just to get down low enough. To mow through. Like to get it low enough for the razor to be relevant. Would you go clean on your ball sack or just like a short, like you know number two. I think you'd want to go clean but it's just have you got the patience that day. Totally. If you've nicked the sack that'll just put your eye off and then your day is done. Yeah it's like yeah and like who's got time. Yeah no totally. Who's got time but like you'd aim for

that you'd plan on that. Would you go get your sack waxed when they do your back? The back cracking sack? Ah, it's, I've got, nah, it just would fucking hurt. It would, yeah. And every time I say that at the waxing place that does my back, and they always go, oh yeah, but like the girls come in and they're like fucking,

and I'm like, yeah, but they're tough. Yeah. And I'm a little bitch. Nah, it hurts though. I only got my puss done one time and it was so painful. Yep. But it wasn't as like bad as I thought. It's more just, I think it's more, I think it feels worse because you're nervous.

Yeah. Like I think you're kind of like, oh, I'm like feeling very vulnerable. Yep. So you're feeling a bit uptight, which I think makes it hurt more than it actually. And so I saw this person who was amazing and really chill and whatever.

And so I felt really calm. So I was like, I've also tried to wax my own puss before. And let me tell you, I was on the floor, sitting on the tiled bathroom at my mum and dad's house. Cause I was like 16 or 17 yeah and sitting on the floor and it's like I'd heated the wax up in the microwave like which is what you do and then I brought it into the bathroom so that I could like use the mirror and stuff and it's like when you put the wax on the longer you leave it on the

worse it gets. Right because it cools down and locks on. Well it starts to harden yeah and so the thing is is that you've got the wax on and you really don't want to pull it off because you know it's gonna hurt. So you wait. But the longer you wait the worse it is so you're like this is gonna really hurt but I can't like rip it off and then the longer that yeah And so I'm sitting there like spread Eagle on the tiles trying to like egg myself on to like rip this wax out of me fucking Munger and then I just got ended up getting so stressed out that you know like on 40 year old virgin when he has the like Yeah, happy face waxed into his chest and stomach. I reckon that's what my puss looked like because I'd

just gone at it at random odd spots. And after a while you're like that'll actually do it. I think I've had enough of this because I like to give up and I just had enough and then... It likes to give up says the girl full of KFC on the couch. Yeah, I like to give up. This is like, I feel like I've given up. And then...

Are you still recording, Charles? And then like... Because I've given up. The next morning I realised there was like a hunk of wax that I'd missed and I had to rip it out and it hurt so much. Oh, still on... Yeah, like because I obviously just had... Yeah. That's fucked up. Leftovers. How do we get talking about this?

Cricket. Love it. I don't like cricket. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I love it. I have you love to see it. Is it your air conditioner? Cause it's fucking good in here. How good is it? It's actually an unreal fucking air conditioner. I'm sleeping on this couch tonight. Yeah you should. No um somewhere actually we say no gifts at all our meetups of course but someone brought this today. They went against the rule. It's in a platypus shoe box. Oh is that a clue? And so I was like oh my god. Fuck yeah. Here's some pimple patches for anyone. Um so this is the box and it says in the name of Tony in the name of Tony and um our beautiful tarpa who created this said I just want you to know that I've

gone around today and tried to find the best Tony. Yeah. And we finally found her and then gave me this box. I'm gonna show you. They have created the Tony Awards. Yes. And I won. You did too.

I won, yes. I would like you to have a look at my little trophy there. Best Tony Award. And then. Tony's face. That's some good, as a fellow Photoshopper, that's some pretty good work. It's pretty good. And then there's all these little tiny, little tiny cups and they've all got like funny faces

of mine on there. I've seen the one where you're throwing up because you've eaten too many chicken nuggets I'll never forget that face. Charles is passing those over. That one one of my favorite pictures. Yeah, Tommy jacket took that photo delicious Awarded for best Tony it says on the side. How does it feel to be a winner? Um actually huge. Does this count as our year of winning? I'll submit it see if I make it onto the list. TurnInRyan.com.au I think we're having an update on Friday. Yes we are. Yep. But I just thought that was really cute. I love that. A lot of effort as well all the photoshopping all the cutting out all the printing I mean we all know how much of a c*** ink is you know. Yeah. So good on you. Never

liked him. It's very very sweet sweet. Thank you very much. Okay. I've got a love to say it. Yeah. Gluten-free beer at the cricket. Oh, that's a good one actually. Oh, I never. Did it pop off? Was it good?

It was good. I had a few because I'd... No, you had a quarter of a few. Yeah, I got busy a few times. I think like we'll give you that. In total. You didn't have a few beers. One beer in total over a few cracks but I would very rarely even though I'm not the most disciplined around gluten, beers are just like oh.

But you don't love beer anyway so it's probably an easy one to lose. I think it's because of that though. Yeah okay. Oh but even like when I started to realize but it's so much weight and I used to get a sore tummy And I'm like, uh, I only have a couple and blah blah blah But then like I had one today and I was and it was hot the cam was cold and I was just like Fuck yeah, it'd be so easy for them to not have a gluten-free beer at the cricket Oh, I saw it on the board and I was like fucking you you know what? Did you feel like, how did you feel? I felt included. Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask. Yeah, it wasn't nice to kind of see, because there'd be a lot of people that would feel amazing to see that. Yeah, it's

silly. But also people like you that are just like gluten intolerant, doesn't agree with them. Like it's really sick. Even if like, the gluten might have been fine the risk of I feel like having a sore tummy today I'm at the cricket I'm saying hi to everyone like. Yeah but also do you want yeah keep shitting in a public restaurant. You know what I mean yeah so I'm just like oh you know yeah I just fucking love to say that. It's pretty rare. It was sick. And someone else brought me a gluten-free snack which I appreciate. That is very sweet. Someone else brought me a Paddington bag clip,

which is very, very cute. That was very cute. A lot of Paddington chat today. A lot of Paddington chat today. I'm gonna have to watch Paddington one. Okay, here's the three movies I need to watch. Paddington one. The Purge.

The Purge and Paddington two. Which order? In that order. Okay. And then I'll message you in tears. You know what we're trying to get through, am I halfway through The Purge? Yeah, I'm watching The Purge. They've just gone into the big room. I'm about to lose my voice.

It's been a big day. It has been a big day. Thank you so much to everybody that came down. Or also a special shout out to all the people that dressed up in the Tony Lodge costume around the world. We got lots of photos in our Facebook group of people being like, oh, I can't be there today, but here's me and my daughter dressed up and that was really sweet.

Also a lot of people today that traveled, drove, you know, upwards of five hours. I flew down. Yeah, a lot of people from Wagga. Yeah, flew down from breezy Flew over from Perth Holly basketball big shout out to Holly. Yeah over from Perth Thank you everybody who made the trip over down up whatever people came from Hobart Oh

I saw a couple that drove from Geelong and had a fight in front of me because they couldn't decide whether they'd come Up from Geelong or down from Geelong or all across from Geelong. Well, up. Well, I mean, I didn't want to step in. But obviously up. But it's up. So, but then one of them said across and then they like fully were like, I don't know if it was like, you know when you've been bickering and then

that one thing is what set you off? He's like, oh, across, oh, it's more up. And he goes, yeah, but it's like a cross though. And I was just like. Can you guys do this somewhere else? Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, thank you to everyone that traveled a long way.

It does mean a lot to us. And it's just like super fun that we can have a hell silly thing and people will just go, yeah, I'm in. Yeah. I'll dress like a fuckhead and also cut my fringe and just like have fun. People really yes and, which is quite cool.

Yeah, it's great. All right, pop the night's tail on. Yep, all right, hang on. Pop a night, okay. Yep, is there any wicked wings left in that box? Yeah, there is. Unless you ate them, there's also some nuggets. Oh, sorry, it's not on mute.

What happened to her? Who is it that actress? Well, I don't even know who it is But she's stunning and she's such a good actress and I think she was young in this and everyone was like, oh well Obviously she's gonna be the next I've actually never seen this. What who is that child? That's Heath Ledger. No What is yeah? No, but the girl though. She looks out on Friday. She looks a little bit like Natalie Portman. Yeah. Like she's got Natalie Portman vibes. Question can people let us know on the episode thread would they like us to just watch old movies and just do a podcast and watch

it? Who's that guy? That guy is Oscar Bloom in Love the Holiday. Fuck, he is too. Yeah, thank you. I'm good at this. He is too. Yes. I just don't understand about in this movie, they're wearing oldy clothes, but they play new music.

That's really throwing me off. Like how are they playing Queen on a fucking jousting horse? Like, I just don't think that that's fair. I've never seen Tony more confused. Oh no, I have actually. It's when she tried to cancel the sun and I saw her in real time, think about whether that would be a good idea or not.

It was just too hot. Like imagine if the sun just took a fucking load off today and the sun went, you know what what I won't fucking permeate so much Oh quantis ad. Yeah. Oh That looks like a nice holiday. Oh Oh I noticed you've got some artwork Tony of a croissant up on the wall. I do it's quite cute. Isn't it? It's quite cute. Yep. We still on the night's tale's gone to an ad.

It's gone, it's over on the app. Really? Wait, how many Qantas points do you have do you reckon? Um, I used them going to Bali. Oh yeah, nice. Yeah. That's good though, oh. Oh, oh there's a Domino's ad.

It's Super Saturday, buy one large traditional. Do you reckon? A dollar for one extra pizza. A dollar? They could make the ingredients for that. You can't get that for a dollar. I love the TV. I love the TV. Remember when I said last year, Free to air TV was my in for the year.

I stand by that. Oh, that's a big hunk of pork. It's lamb. Oh, it's pork. Oh, and you said it was gonna be Aldi Charles. Nice. I think I might. Oh, it is.

Pork from Aldi. Pork from Aldi. What's gonna be next? Oh, taco and chese. Oh, Del Paso! Por que no las dos? What happened to the Pocono Las Dos, girl? Because this is a new ad.

Oh, it's a naughty one. Yeah, the ads are different after 10pm on a Saturday night. This is very flirty. Oh! Oh, wow! Chobbs will be saying that later. Yeah, put the sauce in that, Taco. Oh, lick it off my arm. Oh my God.

Shit. Make some noise. Yeah. Fuck it. Okay now- We're getting two back to back. I don't know about that. Far out.

Do you reckon that like the ads people need to take a bit more pride in what they're doing? Two back to back, we can't be having that. Are we on like a secondary channel so the ads are just a bit willy nilly? Oh no it's seven isn't it? This show St Dennis Medical, I've never watched it but it looks like if the office was the office was their hospital. Yeah but it's like because it's like silly like the office.

It's got like Guy Lawson in it, he's Australian. What? Who's Australian? No it's like, cause it's like silly like the office. It's got that guy Lawson in, he's Australian. What? He's an Australian. Who's Australian? No, it's not. Who's, who's Australian? Top right, Jeff, not Jeff Lawson, someone Lawson. I think you're lying. Oh, night sales back. Night sales back on.

We're back on. So who's the girl? Oh, we can't find out till Friday, which seems like. Who's him? I don, we can't find out till Friday, which seems like... Who's him? I don't know about... Who? Oh... That's that guy who's, um...

Was in that film Wimbledon with Kirsten Dance. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, I'm good. He's great in this. He is great. I've never watched this. Oh, and that's the guy who's Pirate Steve from Dodgeball. Nah you're thinking of Bette Middleston. No you're thinking of Owen Wilson.

Bette Middleston? No Bette Midler. No that's Beechers. No you're thinking of Barbra Streisand. No you bloody wouldn't, would you? All right. Well, yeah, thanks for coming to the cricket today. Great confession tomorrow coming up. Oh, him, he's Pirate Steve from the film Dodgeball.

That guy, I thought you meant the other guy. No, no, no, him. I reckon. Is that Nick Frost? Is it? He looks like a guy, if he's not Nick Frost. Do you know how people are getting so mad? If he's not-

Because they know who we're talking about. If he's not Nick Frost, he looks like a guy who would know Nick Frost. Well, I think it's Nick Frost. I reckon he probably knows him. Alex, is this Nick Frost? Are you talking about Mark Audi? No, I'm talking this Nick Frost? Are you talking about Mark Audi? No, I'm talking about Nick Frost.

You're talking about Mark Audi from the Full Monty? Him, him, him, him, him, him. From the Full Monty. Yeah. Is that Nick Frost? That's not Nick Frost. Oh, it's not Nick Frost. Do you reckon he knows Nick Frost?

Well, if he's in the Full Monty, they're all English, so don't they all know each other? I'm pretty sure that's how it works. They've probably all been in Harry Potter. Yeah. All right. Who's he? Is he the guy from the film Wimbledon with Kirsten Dunst? Yes! Yeah. Oh who's that chick? The one that's not Natalie Portman. We're not allowed to google till Friday. Okay hang on we're just waiting for it to pan back across everyone playing along. I think we'll enjoy the movie more once we've finished the pod and we can hear the audio.

No, see I like this game. This is what it's like working with us by the way. We spend a lot of time saying who's- Her, her with the hat on, oh fuck. We spend a lot of time saying who's that guy. Not the horse with the hat on the woman. You don't know, okay. Her.

Her, her, her. It's Natalie Cruz. Penelope Cruz. Is that what it is? Nah. It's not Penelope Cruz. She looks like Natalie Portman. I know. But she looks like... Is that a firelap? Yeah. Is that a firelap? Okay, turn it off. Is that a firelap? What? I don't know that many horses. Alright, have a good day.

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