Toni and Ryan - Make it✨Fancy✨

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

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Hello. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony. This is Ryan. Breaking news. Tony's flustered. I am. Yeah.

Listen to that laugh. Oh, hi Benoit. We never do an approval. I'm flustered. We never do an approval. I'm flustered. We never do an episode without a tap for approving. And Benoit is from Bordeaux. And what time is it there, Benoit?

It's almost 2 AM. And tell Tony what your strength is with cooking. What do you make the best of? I make a mint tiramisu. Tiramisu. I make a pretty good tiramisu as well. Maybe we could do one together one time. You could share each other's creams.

Sorry mate. Benoit, I hope you're 3% turned on by us compared to how turned on we are to you. Yeah, definitely. Definitely. It's just so upsetting because you sound like you

and we sound like the same. It's so shit. It's not fair. It just. I like how you sound. Benoit, will you approve today's episode? Yes, absolutely. And I approve Tony to go get some cold water

and get it together. Me downstairs for a sticky Benoit. Hi, it's Benoit from Bordeaux and I approve this podcast. We have to start today's show with a warning. Oh no. What is it? Tony might float away because that nip is so soft. It is like it. Do you want to touch it again?

If you were to put, oh, if you were to put that cardigan on the scales, it would be like mine or something. Oh, because it just feels like it. Do you want to touch it again? If you were to put, oh, if you were to put that cardigan on the scales, it would be like a mine of something. Oh, because it just feels like it's like a little clouding, like a marshmallow. Appreciate that. It's so beautiful. I really like it. It's just from Cotton On. It's not fancy. It's a few years old. Get around it. I was wearing this cardigan when I met Alison Roman. Were you? Yeah. So and I was wearing it like. And it's been in the cupboard for three years since? Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad that it's back. Thanks. I actually just cleaned out my cupboard. Oh, I found some gems in the back. Yeah, like I and I've got well, I've got the bags in the car. You know, they're in the boot. All right, let's check in again in. Six months. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Speaking of you saying, oh, it's boot. All right, let's check in again in... Six months. Yeah, see how they're going. Speaking of you saying, oh, it's not that fancy, but it kind of looks fancy.

Yeah. I mentioned on my Instagram the other day that in Australia, we say, instead of going to Target, I'd be like, Tajay. Yeah. It's a bit funny, but it's also a way to make something simple seem a bit fancy. Yeah.

And I said, tell me where in the world you're from and what's your fancy equivalent? One of the girls I went to school with, her mom instead of big W used to say, bichoir. Bichoir. Yeah. I like bichoir. Now, would you like to be the fancy lady and act these out? I'm wearing the perfect outfit.

You actually are. To be a fancy lady. Now, Jen Lee and so many other Canadians have messaged through about Value Village. Value Village. Which I believe is a bit of like a thrift store chain. Oh okay. So like an up shop. Yeah but instead of saying Value Village it's called Velu-Velage. So please. Cause it's French. Yes. Cause in Canada. Yep.

No, no, no, no, no. I won't be going to the value village. I go to the Velu-Velage right after I go to Louis Vuitton. I should not be next to each other. Yeah, me too. Yeah, they sound fancy. Velu-Velage. Doesn't that sound fun?

The big twig. In Adelaide. In Adelaide. Said, I don't go to EB Games, I go to the electronic boutique. Yes, I hate it when my kids fight over the Switch. So I've just bought eight from the electronic boutique. What does EB Games stand for? Electronic boutique. That's literally what it stands for.

I stand corrected. Isn't it? Charles? What's JB Hi-Fi stand for? That's a name, I think. Yeah, you're right. Electronics boutique. It actually is.

Oh, big twig doesn't understand the game. No, but I think that there is something like about doing the full naming it. Yeah. Sam's in the Netherlands and apparently now because it's Dutch, it sounds fancy to me. I was about to say, how could it not be fancy? But a place called Albert Heijen has these like cracking microwave meals. Like if you're walking home and you don't know what's for dinner you just go I'll just get one of the microwave meals. From Albert Heisen? Yeah but they say like I'm getting something from Chef Albert. What are you doing for the twins birthday? Which country is it in?

Fancy country. Netherlands. What are you doing for the twins birthday oh we're thinking about getting chef Albert oh I love what he can do with a little schnitzel oh no that's German yeah yeah I think they have a border I love what you can do with the schnitzel get me a sausage you Swedish boy sorry for making eye contact with you Charles I just said get me a sausage you Swedish boy. Oh wow. Sorry for making eye contact with you Charles when I just said get me a sausage, sweet boy. I also love how many countries we went to in just one sentence. Hey, sorry for being a fucking passport holder. Andy says instead of going to Aldi, I go to Albert's Delicatessen. Yes, on the way home we thought, we've seen most of Switzerland already, so we thought

we'd stop in at this little Albert's Delicatessen and honestly, as a traveller, you cannot miss it. They've gone on the Eurostar under to visit. The cardigan is making me crazy. Yeah, it is. I don't like it. Yeah. Jill is in Ireland and there's a place... Oh, top of the morning to you, Jill. Hello, Jill.

And there's a place called Duns, which is my family business. Oh, we're going down to Duns. But they call it... I think it's clothing. But instead of Duns, it's Dunez. Oh, sweet baby Jesus. Me man, me da want to go to Dunez. Me feckin' mam and me feckin' da

want to go down to Dunez. Yeah, that's where I buy my Sunday best for go to church in the morning. And what? That was phenomenal. And what's the, um, uh, the cohost of Tony Lodge's full name? Oh, Robert Downey's. Robert. No, your name's Ryan. It's written behind me.

Tony and Robert. Well, OK. I think I went to say Robert Downey Jr. It's written behind me. Tony and Robert? Well, OK. I think I want to say Robert Downey Jr. Like as Robert Dunny's, like Dummy's was like Tony. How different do you think this show would be if it was called Tony and Robert? Not Robbie, who is my half brother's alter ego when he goes to the hairdresser. For those who. Or Robbie Von Klitzing. Yes.

But if it was Tony and Robert. That sounds dull, doesn't it? That sounds like we did nine episodes and just let it go. Do you know what I mean? We haven't made it to 900 episodes. Tony and Robert haven't made it to 900. Or we host the gardening segment on Sunday morning on 3RW. Thank you for listening to Tony and Robert.

We're here to give you all your lawn tips. And when the best time to plant your bulbs is... Lily, don't fart while we're doing the podcast. This isn't a urinal, mate. In the UK, there is a department store or maybe a clothing store called Madeleine. Hello, Madeleine! It's not Madeleine, it's like Mat-o-line. Hello, Mat-o-line!

But Liam says, who's Messages3, thank you Liam, he goes, if you want to make it sound designer, instead of Mat-o-line being this one just random name, I imply that it was designed by Mat-o-line? Yeah. Mat-o-line? What's your name. You know like- Yeah. Matt Allen? What's his name? Matt Allen. Oh. I know, going down to Matt Allen.

Oh yes. Oh, I see you're wearing Louboutin. Oh no, I only buy Matt Allen. Vanity says they call Burger King the BK lounge. The BK lounge? Yeah. Which it doesn't have anything on the BJ lounge which is next to Tony's neighbor's house. The other side or my side? I'm trying to think of what voice would go to the BK lounge. Her name on YouTube is vanity. Hi vanity.

Vanity XOXO. Charlie XTX. Cousins. Oh, I'm so sorry sir, but you don't have access to the BK lounge. We can't let you in at this time. Not in those shoes. Jujitsu B on YouTube says, I don't say JCPenney, but it's Jacques Penet. Oh yes, I think I might go down to the Jacques Penet for that. American.

Yeah, they're fancy. Yeah. Oh, where did you get that? I went to Jacques Penet. That's good. Thank you. Valley girl goes to JC Penny. Now I don't know how you would go about acting this one out, but Dan's from Cornwall and he said his words, there's a shithole place near me called par and we call it par bados. By the water as well. Cornwall is that like, is that the line? Tornado is that cornwall? I think that's north. I think cornwall is south, but I'm fucking talking shit.

I don't know. Let me look it up. Hang on. Yeah, we're thinking about going away for holidays. Thinking about go to Barbados. Is that good? Oh, it's no, it's right down the bottom. I think you're doing Northern to start with. Okay.

Well, can you like give me a little? No, because I have no idea. Yeah. I live in the South. Would you do a Barbados accent to talk about Barbados? I don't even, what's Barbados? Like the Caribbean. Oh, well go on to Barbados, man.

Yeah. Beacon. You can beacons. Beabedos. Okay. Okay. Thank you for sending those through, I think. Yeah, love you. You love you. Beautiful cardigan. Thank you. Hi those through. I think you love you.

Beautiful cardigan. Hi, it's Benoit from Bardo and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. This episode is sponsored by the OCS summer pre-roll sale. Sometimes when you roll your own joint, things can turn out a little differently than what you expected. Maybe it's a little too loose. Maybe it's a little too flimsy. Or maybe it's a little too loose. Maybe it's a little too flimsy. Or maybe it's a little too covered in dirt

because your best friend distracted you and you dropped it on the ground. There's a million ways to roll a joint wrong, but there's one roll that's always perfect, the pre-roll. Shop the summer pre-roll and infuse pre-roll sale today at ocs.ca and participating retailers. and participating retailers. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpers. Welcome. Thank you for being here. Tanya P, good on you Tanya. Eleanor Lord.

Eleanor Lord, hello. Tiff Moore. Well, I never asked for Tiff less. Gina Showbrooke, Michaela, Harriet Taylor, Hardly Noah and Kerry. Thanks Kerry. Thank you very much for being part of the Patreon. And we couldn't, we really couldn't do this without you, but we certainly couldn't do the Tarpathon tomorrow without you. Tomorrow, 9am, one more sleep. My daughter better sleep good tonight.

I thought you were going to sleep, you said on the show the other day that you were just gonna sleep here. I think I should do that. Yeah. That's what you said. Yeah. I've been, yeah. Yeah. It's safer. I think you can still go home and do like dinner and bed and bath and stuff and then come back. Yeah. And you know, then get KFC on the way back. Do you know what I mean? No, because then I have to be in confinement with you after having KFC. Ooh, you know what? That's actually really sweet. Do you know what?

And the reason this is in my mind is because Bridgette said, we have been talking about, am I gonna stay here or go home and blah, blah, blah? And she goes, oh, I'll cook you a meal that won't upset your tummy. Because I know that you got a big day the next day. That's very, very sweet. I was like, that is very nice.

I will be eating that then getting KFC. See, this is the thing is that Bridget puts all this effort in and then you go, oh, and I'll get a cheeseburger as well. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like when you have first and second lunch. Yeah. It's not that you're wrong.

It's just when someone else says that- You don't want to hear it. Yeah. So true. And you know what? We're it. You don't want to hear it. Yeah. So true. And you know what? We're about to be locked up together for the weekend. I probably don't need to, do you know what I mean? Is there anything you'd like me to avoid?

Um, being a fuckhead. High five, got him. We are about to spend 24 hours locked up together for Tarpathon. We have to successfully complete 20 best friend challenges. There's one every hour, so what's that? With 24 chances. And then in the last hour is last chance to learn.

So any that we've failed and we need to get up to to tick off the 20, it's gonna be chaotic. And hour 21 is the big announcement. There's a big announcement. Good news, good news bear. Another good news bear is that I'm thinking to stay up with the tarpathon. Sorry.

Well, if I have to stop down every time you don't understand anything, we'll never go anywhere. It's good news bear. And I always say that. Okay, so this show is on YouTube today and you've just, when you say something and then Jake, yeah, like we can say that. Second of all, it was the...

Rawr. Yeah, for me that was like, oh. If you do a rawr, I won't do it again. No, because then my Instagram DMs will be full of dicks all weekend. Rawr. No, I'm already on a lot of bear blogs. Um, and it shows. No, well, I think to uphold the tradition

of the tarpathon, we'll be live threading. We'll be live threading? Of course. The very first tarpathon we ever did was the weekend that threads came out. Was it like literally the hour? Like it was- No, so it started like on the Thursday.

I started live threading. And then if we went live on the Saturday, it had been like two days and it was going so hard because it was brand new. So we'll be threading. We'll be threading. Look out. Yeah, let them know.

We are gonna chat about personal items and contraband and what we're allowed to take into the salad. We need to finalize that. But Bridget, because we were talking about cooking and food and, you know, like what are we going to eat? And yeah. Now she, I just got it. This is just between us. Like I just, what were you just looking around for? No, cause this is just between us.

Okay. The BFI. Yep. They don't need to know. No one else needs, just between you and me. Well, we're best friends. Yeah. So I probably already know what you else needs to. Just between you and me. Well, we're best friends. Yeah. So I probably already know what you're gonna say because I can sense it.

I'll let you do it. It's crazy. Guess. Bridget has offered something. To do something. Oh. For us. To be the chef for the weekend?

Close. Oh, what? Because we were talking about contraband and personal items. Yeah now I know we don't celebrate birthdays Yeah, but coincidence chat. It's actually my birthday tomorrow, which is like just fucking random It's not on purpose, but this was just like the weekend that Franco was available. Yeah So we had to base it around when Franco's been So we had to base it around when Franco's been, Franco's coming. Yeah, Franco's coming down.

So yeah, so coincidence shat, it is my birthday tomorrow. And Bridget goes, I know you guys aren't allowed to take a lot of stuff in. So I'm willing to bake a cake and hide something in the cake. That's amazing. So I guess my question is, what are we putting in the cake?

And is that something we want or are we like- A smaller cake. Well, depending on how you cut it, it technically is. But you know what I'm saying? Imagine if you cut into a cake. All the things. Imagine if you cut into a cake. And there's another cake in it.

Where's my phone, yeah? Where's my phone? I don't know. Can we call Bridget and ask if this is in? Do you want me to ask her? Tec, call her, call her. I'm ringing Bridget, hang on. I think Bridget's in my favourites.

She was like, keys to get out. But what are we gonna, what do we need keys for? To escape. Hang on, I've got, I've got Bridge. Hello? Bridge, hi. Hi, sorry, I just got in the car and my phone's all funny. Oh no, you're so fine.

We're on the podcast. Ryan's lost his phone, of course. No, he hasn't. Hi, wife. Are you actually joking? No, it's a whole thing. We can't find it. But we were just wondering, because we were just discussing, you know, a bit of a brainstorm

about what we could hide in this cake you're gonna bake. Yeah. And I said, what if we cut into it and inside the cake was a smaller cake? Like a little Russian doll. Yes! If it was a cake, babushka! What does that serve us though? Will we get extra cake? Is that possible, Bridge? Do they need to all be like different flavours? Yes. You've suggested that and yes, now they do.

Well, I mean, what were you thinking, Bridget, you could bake into it? Because maybe if there's a better idea out there, but I don't think there is. I don't know, because, yeah, like, obviously, I don't know what the challenges are going to be. So I was going to try and get like a little sneaky in with Lily and see what the challenges might be. And then I could like give Ryan and or Tony a little leg up and one of the challenges. Okay.

Could you bake a laptop into it? That has Lily's emails logged in and we'll just read them. Yeah. All good ideas. All good ideas. All right. Thank you, Bridger. And I'll try and find Ryan's phone

before I send him home to you. It's not on your desk. Yeah, it's probably with like the car keys. And I can't open that. Oh, hypothetically. If you were my case. It's funny, but Tony, it's my life. Bridge, I know that like it is your life,

like for the time he's at home and then I have to deal with it when he's here. Oh, I just, sorry, my chair just went down. All right, I'm literally love you so much. I'm gonna go find Ryan's phone, but good brainstorm. We'll come up with an idea. Yeah, yeah. All right, love you so much. I'm gonna go find Ryan's phone, but good brainstorm. We'll come up with an idea. Yeah, yeah, I'll do. All right, love you, bye, Bridge.

Bye. Sorry, my chair dropped down while you were gone. Yeah, sorry. I went and found my phone and Tony shrunk three inches. Yeah, oh, God, don't you hate it when that happens. You're really bad luck. Usually I'm sinking my three inches into her. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. her. Woo! Sorry. Sorry, everyone. So obviously now we know that we've got maybe something coming. Two cakes. Two cakes. I've got a bit of an idea as well for contraband. So we found out that maybe, you know,

we wouldn't be allowed to bring anything big in. We saw you would have seen on Patreon if you've been following along that we actually tested out the beds that we're gonna be on for- Oh, actually, can we put a snippet of that in here? Cause I feel like we all need context. Cause it is not good. Yeah.

All right, so this is what Tony and I will be sitting on for 24 hours. I'll be honest. It's not looking good. I think it's fine. So that will look like less like camp beds in the thing. But we're both sitting on this so you come and sit up here Um, I don't think we can both sit on it

Yeah, so Charles you go around this way. I think it's gonna be fun I think maybe we'll use my bike I reckon we might as well laughter And then we tried that and I thought well, maybe not Yeah, um, I've got a pitch and an idea for the BFI. OK. I am willing to wear a GoPro on my head and film me for the beginning of the Tarpaathon

if then we get a couch. Give me some time to... OK. Well, I mean mean I need them to kind of cut because I don't want like what five hours? One hour? So I want to earn the couch and I will do this for us but I think that the thing in return is that I'll wear the GoPro like all smushed up on my face like Francis Bourgeois, and I will let go of all of my contraband. Like I submit all of my contraband items if it means that we can have a couch because that bed was fat racist and I didn't like it.

That bed is fat phobic. Yeah, I'll say that. And do you know why? Do you know why? Why? It's because you didn't buy them from BCF. Lily? Everything from BCF is not from me. Wasn't available from BCF. Yeah because you wanted the nasty version. They had the nice version. Does BCF stand for big fat? Does BCS stand for big fat? No, that would be big fat. Would you believe that those beds are the deluxe? No, I wouldn't.

I actually wouldn't believe that at all. Look at this fucking cardigan. I know what deluxe means and that bed is not deluxe. That is the shit. Is that bed not from Gotten on? Did that bed not from Gotten on? Did that bed not meet Alison Roman? I think it shows. The thing is, is that I'm willing to do that for us. And I think that maybe that could even count as passing a challenge.

Because, because is that not a huge risk? You know, I have to wear that for fucking what? Stampede. Three hours, I'll wear it for three hours. And that means that if I need to go to the bathroom, if I need to do anything, I can't take it off and I will wear it the whole time. But I think it needs to count as I get the,

we get the couch to share for the rest of the whole time. And it counts as one challenge. I mean, you can put that. Or maybe it's two passes per challenge that I pass while wearing the GoPro. What? So if we pass one, it's like, yep, two. Because I'm wearing the GoPro. It's like two challenges at once.

Now, as someone who's worked with you for a few years and known your passion for bourgeois bado, what's the guy's name? Francis Bourgeois. You've pitched this internally if not a hundred times. Yeah. I think that the GoPro is really funny. I'm willing to sacrifice. Three hours is very different to wearing it for a video on a stand-up paddleboard. That is true. I suspect knowing what you've done in the past you'll love it for eight minutes. Mm-hmm. And then by 12 minutes you'll be be like, have the challenges back, throw the couch out the window.

But that's the, that's, it's a high risk, high reward. That's what I'm saying is that if I keep it on, which is, is actually, it sounds like it's not difficult, but it, it's hard. And it looks ridiculous. It's heavy, it's hot. It's like you'd sweat. I mean, I have to braid my hair out of the way. And everyone can watch Tony get vision.

And everyone will be like. Is that technically possible Charles? Yeah, I might need some more OT, but yeah, technically possible. Charles, I'm not fucking paying you anymore. Is the three hours also technically possible? If you're happy to also have a power bank with you. Or we need to keep it powered.

If I do, if I'm plugged in, that's, I definitely have to earn challenges as well. Well, find out some, that's a good pitch. I think that's a good fucking pitch. I think we'll have to leave it with the BFI. Find out. Love it. I can handle that.

But you have to appreciate that that's for us. But you're pitching the other way. You'll say, no, but you want to do it. No, I don't. She hates it. No, I don't. She hates it. No, three fucking hours. I didn't think you were gonna say three hours. I really backed in three.

Yeah, I know. I should have probably gone one. Three minutes, I would have thought. All right, three hours. Toni will wear a GoPro on her head. If it does count for the challenges, I'll go an extra hour. To four?

Yep. Why don't we plan on wearing it for three and depending on how we go in those first three challenges, we might need a- Challenge number one, look at Tony's forehead. Oh! We have to. So we're like, if we don't successfully pass them,

maybe we, well, I think you're gonna have to wear the- Yes. Yeah. But I think that's pretty good. Yep, for a couch. We've only got to, and for like a few extra like technical passes. Yep.

A few or one, what's your pitch? One per successful challenge. I think the more- What if it's one? I think the more you ask the less chance they'll say yes. You know what I mean? If we go in with a reasonable offer. That's what I'm saying. I think that's reasonable. We're brainstorming this right now. Yep, yep, yep. Well, we'll put the pitch in and we'll find out tomorrow. Are we

also locking in a cake in a cake? Because our bridge will need to know pretty soon. Yep, yep. I think a cake in a cake and she suggested extra flavors so that's up to her. How would you even do that? It's not for us to understand. Because good. Yeah, because we don't need to. But speaking of food though, I've got a message here from Bea Randall who said, I needed you to know that to celebrate the tapathon, which is the first one that Bea is watching live, I'm having Eggs Benedict for the very first time during a live show. I'm going to organize a bunch of other tarp-themed foods,

but Eggs Benedict is the most exciting because I've never had it before. I need to say that if you're locking in for the weekend to watch this tarp-a-thon, which I strongly suggest that you do, if you're a champion tarp, you can watch the whole thing live. We'll be commenting, chatting, all of that. Organise your snacks. Think about what you might wanna eat and snack on and kind of keep you going

because it's a long time. 24 hours is a long time. And my- But it's like a long time, it's like doable. Now Emma, who's a TARP, and this is my love to see it, she's like on a similar train of thought. She's like gone and got lollies and stuff. Nice.

But you know how you're like, I'll buy some lollies for the weekend, you know? Yeah. She opened the bag of Alan's snakes. Yeah. And she said, I only got the good colors. Oh my God, red, pink and orange. There's no other crap in there. And she's like, the devil's trifecta. She's like, that's what you love to see it.

That's amazing. Is that what you want? That is what you want. If I could do all red and purple, I mean, that would be ultimate. But orange is would be my next choice. Opened a new packet of Valen Snakes and there were only good colors. It's a good omen. This weekend's going to rock, says Emma. Agree that this weekend's going to rock, but not just for the tarpaulin.

I've got a love to see here from Nicky Z. Nicky Z? Nicky says, My bestie Amanda moved away two years ago and this pod has us chatting every day, just as though she never left. I really miss her, but I've been keeping a secret. My fiance and I, says Nicky, have been planning a secret elopement and it's planned for June 28th, the same day as the tarpathon. Oh, we're booked, sorry, sorry.

I'd really love to surprise her and have her find out I'm getting married tomorrow via the podcast. I miss her so much and this would be a really fun way for her to find out. Amanda, your best friend's getting married tomorrow. Absolutely huge. And we get to,

bippity bippity bip, breaking news on the podcast. This is amazing. Isn't this the coolest thing ever? Your best friend is fucking getting married tomorrow. You haven't been invited. See, this is the, yeah. So they're eloping tomorrow at a secret location.

I don't know. If they're gonna elope anyway. Exactly. It's not like surprise. We're having a huge wedding with everyone. Except for you. Except for you, yeah. And hope you can make it.

It's tomorrow, five hours away from my live. Isn't that so sweet? That is so sweet. So Amanda, fucking give Nicky Z a call right the fuck now. I just- Amanda. I can't wait no more. Sorry. Nicky Z, I'm getting married tomorrow.

That's huge. Isn't that so exciting? So congratulations on getting married tomorrow. Can't wait to fucking see some photos, hear all about it. Like Ryan said, we're busy tomorrow. Sounds as though you're not gonna be watching the channel for fun, which is not great for us. But that's okay.

Is a Patreon subscription a good wedding gift? Oh, the best. The best wedding gift. Agree, actually agree. There's nothing I'd rather receive for any type of gift. Nothing? Nothing. Not even a cake in a cake?

Imagine your wedding cake. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. Yeah, I love that. Love you so much. Wish us luck. We're gonna record like Monday's episode at the end of the podcast. So you'll hear a little recap.

Hopefully we'll be sounding pretty good. Despite being a bit woozy and a bit delirious, maybe. I might still be wearing a GoPro. There's really no way of knowing. All right. But thank you so much to everyone who's joined Patreon. Thank you so much to everyone who's about to join. It's going to be a huge weekend. We'll chat to you then. We'll see all you champion tapas tomorrow at 9am.

Love you! Bye! Maybe it's a little too loose. Maybe it's a little too flimsy. Or maybe it's a little too covered in dirt because your best friend distracted you and you dropped it on the ground. There's a million ways to roll a joint wrong. But there's one roll that's always perfect. The pre-roll. Shop the Summer Pre-Roll and Infuse Pre-Roll Sale today at ocs.ca and participating retailers.