Toni and Ryan - Makin' a cuppa and also in the bedroom

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

We chat about how I'm a legit psychic, and also: Things you can say while makin' a CUPPA and also in the bedroom! Love u! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. We're calling Jessica. Jessica! Jessica! Will you approve the podcast, Jess? Hi. Yes. Jessica, are you okay? Yeah, I'm shaking. I'm at work right now and I leave in like five minutes. I was like, I wonder if they're going to call. And then I was like, I should let you know I'm in the U.S.

So you have to add the plus one. No, that's okay. We figured it out. It was worth it. Tony's an engineer. It was worth it. So where do you work? Are you allowed to be on the phone at work?

I mean, I'm usually on my phone at work. I probably shouldn't say that. I am too. Drives Ryan nuts. I'm never concentrating. I probably shouldn't say that. I am too. It drives Ryan nuts. I'm never concentrating. I'm on Instagram right now. I probably shouldn't say this. Suddenly my co-worker sends TikToks and I always send your guys TikToks

and I actually got her to start listening to the podcast today. Finally, I sent it to her like multiple times so she's finally like, oh, I need to listen to it. What's her name? She's listening to it. multiple times, so she's kind of like, oh, I need to listen to it. What's her name? And now she's listening to it. Amanda. And is she there? She's in the bathroom right now.

Oh, shame. That's all right. Shame. And just let her know. She always goes to the bathroom. I'm like, what's going on? Okay. That's my – Brian has to –

Don't poop on the company time. For Amanda. Yeah, don't poop on your own time. What if Amanda's listening to this episode as the first one that she's ever listened to And she's like Hey someone's talking about me pooing in the bathroom What works? I think what's going to be great

Is when Amanda comes out from taking What I assume is a massive shit Is that you're going to go Oh if you weren't taking a massive shit You would have just chatted to Tony and Ryan But maybe next time Oh shame Amanda You won't listen to it for a while because she's starting from the beginning

because I asked her, are you listening from the beginning or are you starting today? And she said, oh, no, from the beginning. So in six months when she catches up. She'll hear this in a little while. She's like, hey, I'm pooing now. Is this Inception? Hi, I'm Jess.

I'm from California and i approve of this podcast Don't go licking on my arsehole. Lay all your spoof on me. Welcome to the show. You're definitely leaving that in. Yesterday we watched Mamma Mia and Tony's got that song stuck in her head. And then I saw, like, after we recorded, a hundred of those TikToks. I'm like, I finally get it. And that's the new interpretation.

Hey, coming up in this episode. 24 episodes to go until it gets good. Is there a small conspiracy playing out in your life? Always. Do you think you're personally being swindled or are you having some strange coincidences happen and you started to go, is that a conspiracy? Am I the Truman Show?

There's some weird stuff going on. Coming up in this episode, we're going to find out the truth about what's going on in your life because I've got to wait for you to figure it out. My life or everyone? Everyone. Yeah. And there's a conspiracy in my life that I need some help with.

This is so exciting. Do we have to do the in the bedroom first? Can we do that now? No. In the bedroom. Sorry, there's a format and I need to stick to it. Sorry. Check the run sheet.

I need to listen to my 26 episodes. Yeah. Today, things you can say whilst making a cuppa and also in the bedroom. This is not very good. You know, sometimes the beans are a bit burnt. I don't like a burnt bean. I do love this first thing in the morning. Gets you going, doesn't it?

Gets you up and about. Would you like a double shot? Treat yourself. That is a treat. Yeah, it is. Rare treat. A lot of pineapple juice. This is fucking hot.

Thank you. Yeah, I burnt my lip. Did you want to pump a cream in there? Yeah. Yes. And a little bit of sugar. Thank you for 23% committing to an accent there. And a little bit of sugar.

Oh, you've spilled that everywhere. Sorry, I just got excited. Oh, God, it's going to be sticky. Yeah. Oh, you've stained my shirt. Oh, how do you take it? In the arse. Do you do that here?

What about the coffee? Oh, the coffee? Sorry, in the ass. Oh, just don't fucking talk to me before I've had my morning dose. I actually hate it when you're in a workplace and someone gives you a bit of that. It's like, no, work starts wherever work starts. Get on with it. But could you imagine when Cindy, would you?

No. I haven't been fucked yet. You're going to have to wait. Call me after 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock? I have to wait. Call me after ten o'clock. Ten o'cock?

Or like Karen in marketing has got a Minions mug that says like, now you may speak with the line at the bottom. You may speak to me. Yeah. When the coffee's here, no talking, now you can. You may speak to me. When the coffee's here, no talking. Now you can. You may speak to me when it. Tony, you can call me coffee because I'll be keeping you up all night.

Decaf. This is how my grandma takes it. I know. I've given her one as well. Have you made grandma come as well? Sorry. What? I could see myself grinding that bean.

In a nightclub? Flicking my bean more like is it best to leave it soak or should we like take it in and out i actually like it to be like jiggled in oh okay yep i could do that how long does that normally take to get strong? Wish sooner. After copping that, I always need to take a huge dump. Am I right? Yeah, this always gives me diarrhea. Yeah. That is hilarious. Would you prefer a long black or a flat white?

a long black or a flat white? This is if you're making like an espresso martini. Great. Oh, it really hits the back of the throat, doesn't it? I don't understand what the espresso martini had to do with it. Because it's got alcohol in it. So it would like hit you in the back. You know how when people drink alcohol, they're like, oh, it hits you in the back of the throat.

Oh, is that what that means? Because like alcohol, because you get the like tickle in the back of your throat. Okay, I didn't know what that meant. Okay. Yeah, which would have made a lot of sense. Sorry. That's all right. I'll send you the research.

Thank you. I've done my own research, actually. I can trust you then. This isn't for you, Tony. This is for everyone else. Tony's actually banned from doing this in her own bed because she spills it everywhere. And that's actually true, isn't it?

Yeah, it is true. Can you ask me how I take it? Please. Oh, how do you take it? However it comes. In your face. Perfect. Hey, it's the weekend.

I will have a double shot. Great. Great. Anyone for a flappuccino? Oh, I'm actually fine. I had a teabagging earlier. Oh, it has been a long night. I'm going to need a grande.

Ariana Grande. What kind of nut milk is that? Human You know what I don't want to go out and do it I'd rather just do it myself Because it's so easy with the machine And it's so much cheaper at home You get what you want

Every time Recently You get what you want every time. Recently, when I've done it for you over at my place, you haven't thought it was up to scratch, have you? But then your wife did it for me the other day and it was awesome. She gets the job done, doesn't she? Jokes aside, that's strangely all true. Tony was not happy with my coffee making at home. Yeah, so your wife fucked me.

Okay, I just want everyone to know that we've forced Jess to say these exact words. Jess, go for it. Hi, I'm Jess. I'm from California. I'm hot and you're listening to Tony and I. Yeah, you are. Yeah, go for it. Hi, I'm Jess. I'm from California. I'm hot and you're listening to Tony Nairn. Yeah, you are! Yeah! Hot girls, California! Woo!

I'd like to take a second to say a thank you to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. David Yormick, thank you so much. Cara Lynette McBride. Oh, Cara Lynette McBroom. Tegan Henry, Logan Miller, Georgia Thompson, thank you. Heather Maddox. What a strong name, Heather Maddox. That is a strong name.

Wendy. Hang on, Gemma Maddox? Heather Maddox. I was going to say I know her, Gemma Maddox? What a strong name. Heather Maddox. That is a strong name. Wendy. Hang on, Gemma Maddox? Heather Maddox. I was going to say I know a Gemma Maddox. Great story, Ryan, well told. Yeah, do you want us to stop? Do you want to call it? I'll change this next segment to Ryan knows a girl called Gemma Maddox.

Ryan met someone once. Yeah. Wendy Carly Hawkins. Thank you. Kelly Harris. Joel Victoria Lattanzio. That's a fucking sweet name. Okay, Victoria. Jessica and Danielle Alsuri. Thank you so much for. Joel Victoria Lattanzio. That's a fucking sweet name.

Okay, Victoria. Jessica and Danielle Alsuri. Thank you so much for being part of our Patreon. We fucking love to see it. Sorry, I just had to. And also, breaking news, Ryan met a girl called fucking Gemma Maddox, and we want everyone to know about her. And it's a great fucking story.

Yeah. I actually don't even think I met her in person. Well, who is she? Now I need to know. See, now you're hooked. Did you think you were on a plane? No. Oh, okay. Sorry, you only do that to get what you like. Didn't happen to me yet. Gemma worked it. Which is funny because when we were supposed to fly to Sydney, you went,

let's drive. Well, now you know why. You can't keep your hands to yourself. They want to put you in danger. What do you normally do when you fly? Do you- Watch out for the finger guns. Sorry. I just had to have a few big sips of water because for the camera purposes, every time I did a coffee joke before I sipped my coffee before I did it and I've just realised I've consumed like a whole coffee in three minutes and I'm just like. You're going to shit yourself. You're definitely going to shit yourself.

Let's push on. Hold it in. Let's get this episode done. Yeah, okay. Is there a small conspiracy playing out in your life? Oh, what is this? I'm fucking, is this a conspiracy for me? Is this like one of those things where you go and do a social experiment

and they're like, it'll just be five more minutes and that is a social experiment? I haven't seen that one. Oh, you know, like on TV shows they'll be like, oh, I'm going to do like a science experiment or something. And they're like, cool, just be five more minutes. And five minutes later they go, oh, sorry, we're just running a bit behind.

It'll be ten more minutes. And the test is like off your patience and whatever. Yeah, to see like how long you'll actually sit in the waiting room for. That is a very interesting thing to do. Don't do that to me. I won't do that. Well, you're actually a part of this. I'm not part of a conspiracy.

No, but you know how a few weeks ago you said you claimed, claimed to have like psychic abilities? My psychic dream about Sophie having a baby? Yeah. Yeah. That was right. So if anybody missed it, my friend. I forgot that's where it started.

This is a dump. Yeah, no, go on. For anyone. My friend who was 40 weeks pregnant, I had a dream I had a baby. How did she do it? No, you go. Tell the story. I bet it's better than the time I met someone called Gemma.

Met Gemma Maddox. So I had a dream. So my friend that I went to uni with, Sophie, so I knew she was pregnant, but I had a dream that she, like, went into labour and it was the same day that she actually went into labour. Yeah, 40 weeks pregnant. But it was the same day. Yeah.

Her due date. No, it wasn't. Anyway, you claim to be a psyche. So I just felt like that was like a really cool little connection because what are the odds of me having that dream at all? Pretty strong, I would have thought. But why would I dream about some girl I don't even talk to anymore? Are you off her? No, I'm not off her. We just don't about some girl I don't even talk to anymore? Are you off her?

No, I'm not off her. We just don't talk. We don't have a need to talk to each other. She's busy with her kid. Well, yeah, she is because I dreamt that she had it. I'm actually, I mean, if you didn't have that dream, she could still be pregnant. I did not trigger her birth giving with my dream.

I've come at this with the wrong angle. I'm actually. You just hate this stuff. Yeah, I know. And it's so unfair. It is. And I'm trying to apologize because I actually need your psychic help. Sorry, I also sipped heaps of coffee and it's like sitting right in my throat.

See, you fucking judge me. Who's going to shit themselves first? No, I'm not going to shit myself. There's a contest. I've just got a lot of hot milk in my mouth. I mean, I'm not saying. Not milk. Could you, is there a sentence I could turn you on anymore than I'm not about to shit myself. My mouth's just full of milk. I mean, say it. Is there a sentence I could turn you on any more than I'm not about to shoot myself?

My mouth's just full of milk. I mean, say it again, dog. Take me on a plane. Anyway, so I had this psychic dream that Ryan hated, but I thought it was like a cool little connection. No, you're not for it. Don't lie on the podcast. No, because this is what- You're lying on the podcast.

I want to be for it because I want you to tap in to the world's energies. Okay. And I want you to tell me if this is a conspiracy or if it's just coincidences. All right. There is no such thing as a coincidence. That's why I thought I would come. That's the kind of attitude I want because something's been happening to me. What's your star sign?

I'm Cancer. Okay. That's not good. I've always hated that. Yeah. Was there no other names? They came up with 12 others or however many there are. Then they're like, fuck, we just need one more weird name.

They're like, fuck, my dad's got cancer. Let's just do that. Did I got cancer? That's a funny word. Yeah, put that in, Carl. Yeah. Okay. So this is why I want to be Okay. Alright, I'm tapping in.

This is why I want to be on your side, because I want some truth here. I'm also not a star sign person, just for anybody that's listening, in case you thought that. Classic Sagittarius. Hawthorne only, my football team Hawthorne. The AFL. Only play good when I'm not watching.

So often when we were recording on Saturdays, for instance, I go, oh, the Hawks. So a whole fucking year. The Hawks are playing at two. So if we finish by about two o'clock, I'll head home and catch the rest of the game. So it's like if I miss the first few minutes or whatever. Yeah.

Hawthorne went on this streak where they would kick like the first two or three goals and then ended up losing. And those two or three goals would be when you and me were just tidying up, finishing work. So I'd get home and they'd kick three and then they'd do nothing for the next hour and a half. Then Hawthorne win four games in a row the last four weeks. But where have I been on weekends for the last four weeks?

At uni, not watching because I've been doing my MBA on Sundays. And so Bridget's like, because she hates, you know, it steals time away from her husband. So she goes, well, if you want them to win, you shouldn't watch. You should come take me out for lunch. And so I want to know, is Bridget like incepting this? Is there like some energies in the world that I'm giving off? And I'm not at the game.

I'm just watching at home. But every time I watch, they play shit. And every time I don't watch, they win. They do well. And even for portions of the game that you miss, they're playing well. And then it starts to turn when you flick the TV on. Okay. So the other day, I get in at quarter time, start watching, we're winning.

Then for the next two quarters, we get flogged, I'm like, oh, this game's over, I fell asleep on the couch, I woke up, and they'd come back and won. In a thriller, and I was like, oh, I'll have to watch a replay, because I missed the good stuff. What happened the other day when you were at the footy? It wasn't my team. Oh my God. Okay. But actually no.

When I went to, okay, I went to see two other teams with my mate because he goes for one of them. It's just an excuse for boys to fucking catch up. My team won by a point somewhere else because I was busy at another game, not watching my team. Psychic Tony. And also. Psychic Tony. And also. That is peculiar.

Is there anyone else in the world that's got something like this going on? Let us know on the episode thread and Psychic Tony will evaluate. Or maybe you're like me, you're your sports team's unlucky symbol. I reckon that there is definitely truth to this. There has to be. It's too coincidental otherwise. I recently watched, so I've got a bit of experience because I

recently watched a Modern Family episode where they address this very issue. Really? Yeah. So Cam, his husband Mitchell is like a bad luck charm for coming and watching his team play. So Cam is like the football coach for like a high school football team. So he doesn't come to

like eight games and they go really, really well. Cam's like, how come you never fucking come to the game? Then one day Mitchell comes and they just get absolutely destroyed for the first half. And then Cam's like, maybe you could leave because I think you're bad luck. And Mitchell's like really offended. And then he's climbing the fence and then they start winning again.

So I've got a bit of experience. Okay, so you're experienced in the matter. That's why I came to you. Yeah, thank you. I really appreciate that. I think you can't watch anymore. You've been talking to my wife. No.

That's why you – well, we're into the finals now and Hawthorne's not there. Well, can you just watch the replay? That's not the same. It isn't the same. But do you really want all of those people that work so hard all year to lose just so that you can watch a fucking live football game? I think so. Does that make me a bad person?

Yeah, it does. Have you noticed his pattern in other parts of your life? That's what I need to know for my angels. I feel like it's only the Hawthorne Football Club that's been this issue. Well, that's interesting. Yeah. I don't really follow any other sports teams. Maybe it's me because I was working at the same time as you.

Oh, no, because other times I haven't been watching. Yeah. Although you didn't watch Hawthorne for three years straight in the early 2000s and they won three premierships. Three premierships in a row. Yeah. Ooh. Maybe it's me.

It is you. I have a very strong pull on the universe. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Maybe this is the wrong segment. Maybe I should have brought this up in Tony Ruins Your Life. Well, I hate to make it about me. This is about you.

I also, I don't know if this is the time to bring it up. It's not. I can feel it. The universe is telling me that. Tony Lodge is a proud Melburnian, I would say. I am. You've moved to Melbourne and you respect Melbourne. You dress like a Melburnian.

You feel like a Melbourne person. And Melbourne feels you as one of their own. Melbourne is my home. Yeah. My mum grew up here. Yep. I love it. It feels right.

It does. It feels very right. You've often said, speaking of my Hawthorne Hawks, I love going to the footy. Fuck off. I do love going to the footy. You do, and I don't deny it. I went the other day with Jane and her family.

What shocked me, because you went to Marvel Stadium, the smallest stadium in Melbourne. Melbourne's like the sporting capital of the world for everyone else, by the way. We've got like 1,000 different stadiums. It's a great place to be. That's really the sporting capital of the world for everyone else, by the way. We've got like a thousand different stadiums. It's a great place to be. That's really going to fuck people off that you just said that Melbourne is the sporting capital of the world.

Well, it claims to be. Oh, fucking get ready, mate. We have the Australian Open tennis, the Formula One Grand Prix, the Olympics back in the day, the home of football, the home of cricket. I'm just letting you know. That's going to fuck people off. I said to Tony the other day, you know the MCG? And you go, no, I've never been to the MCG.

A proud Melburnian who proudly claims to love going to the footy, who lives walking distance from the MCG, 100,000-seat stadium. How many times have you been? I haven't been to the MCG. How is this possible? I actually don't. COVID. Is that a good enough excuse?

It's the 100th season of the AFL. You're planning ahead. Actually, I don't know. I would have never flown over here to come to a final or anything. But in the three years you've lived here, you never just walked over, caught a game? Because I don't think that I knew you could just go. We did have this conversation the other day and I was like, yeah,

you just rock up and buy a ticket. And you're like, what? Because I did that for Marvel Stadium the other day for the Carlton game that I went to, the Dilbuckley Cup. But I was like, oh, with the MCG, surely it's like all reserved seating and I don't have a membership or anything. So I was like, maybe you can't just go. I want to go. It's not that I don't want, maybe you can't just go. I want to go.

It's not that I don't want to go. I want to go. I want to go. Sorry, it's the milk. It's the milk. It really is milk. All right, let's finish up. We'll get our milky mouths and our creamy butts out of here.

Can we, is the love to see that you're taking me to a football game at the MCG? Would you like me to? Oh, it's the finals. Do you want to go to a final? Yes. It'll be like 80,000 people. It'll be crazy. Should we buy grand final tickets?

How much are they? Grand final is pretty steep. How much? But maybe. How much? Like? Like $100? Nah.

Nah. $50? Grand final? Yeah. Like four figures. $1,000? Probably more. Really?

Yeah. That's the grand final. That's like the bowl like yeah no but is it actually and like not an empty seat right like every fucking seat is filled absolutely yeah the thing is is that most of it like what a money maker well most of it is like corporate or like members you pay extra with your season membership to get a grand final so for for people like us who just want to buy a ticket on the rocker. It would cost a fortune. But other people would have it in packages and stuff. Built into their, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go to the footy.

Okay, let's do it. Let's go. Let's do it. But we can't go to a Hawks game. Well, they're out of the finals already. Oh, okay. Easy, good. No problem there.

That's great. We're going to just enjoy the day and it doesn't matter who wins. Here's something you'll love to see. This lady on Instagram. A boy messaged me in the DMs. Ooh, slid in? Yep. He goes, this is really weird, but we matched on a dating app like four years ago.

Are you not liking this? I just think if you see me on a dating app, you've seen me on a dating app. You don't then have a right to come and find me on instagram i originally agreed and i was like oh it's sort of like the other day when i started the story with i'm not trying to be funny i'm just trying to be funny yeah when some when a story starts with oh um we met on a dating app four years ago i go what's going on here yeah okay. Okay, sorry, continue the story. This is really weird, but we matched on a dating app like four years ago, and it didn't really go anywhere, and that's fine.

You said you wanted to be a sports writer, and I was reading the paper the other day, and I saw the article was written by you, and I just remembered that you said that back in the day, so I just wanted to say fucking well done. Oh, that's actually quite nice. It is a bit creepy. Is it?

But it's kind of nice. And then she writes, why am I crying? I think that's so nice. Because he's like, hey, you know. He didn't work out between us, but I saw your name. It's not like an ex. It's like, yep, we said hi and whatever, just physically, you know. There's heaps of people on dating apps.

But I was like, oh, you want to be a sports writer? I just sort of remembered. And then I saw your name in the bio and I was like, fucking good on her. Okay. I'm going to do that in a different voice and see how you feel about it. Oh, okay. Hey, Jessica. Do you remember a couple of years ago when we matched on a dating app and you said you wanted to be a sports writer?

Yeah, well, I just saw your name pop up and I just wanted to say congratulations. Yeah. Haven't stopped thinking about you since then. Can I try another one as well? Yep. But see how that changes. Yeah, nah. As soon as I heard that, I was like, thinking about you since then. Can I try another one as well? Yep. But see how that changes. Yeah, nah. As soon as I heard that, I was like, yeah, you're right.

Okay, here you go. Since you ghosted me on that dating app, I've been following where you've been working and I've now discovered you're employed by that newspaper with the headquarters down the road on Collins Street. Yeah. Just so happens I work down there as well. Yeah, just across the street from the station. Yeah road on Collins Street. Yeah. Just so happens I work down there as well. Yeah, just cross it straight from the station.

Yeah, so watch out. Yeah. See? Not okay. Weird. Okay, maybe we'll put that in a – You love to maybe see it? You love to see it with an asterisk.

Asterisk. Don't make me say asterisk. Asterisk. Okay, well, I've got a – you love to see it that I think is actually very funny. I thought mine was good. Sorry. I just think that I think is actually very funny. I thought mine was good. Sorry. I just think that we need to be more careful. But if she didn't find it creepy, then that's lovely.

It is like a nice effort. He started with this may seem weird, but does that kind of take the edge off? Or does that just mean he knows what he was doing? Yes. Okay, sorry. Fuck, I'm no good at this. Okay, Marley posted this in our Facebook page for you, actually.

Is it my mate Marley? No, no, no, no. I don't think it is. Marley Elaine. No, no. That's a different Marley posted this in our Facebook page for you, actually. Is it my mate Marley? No, no, no, no, I don't think it is. Marley Elaine. No, no. That's a different Marley. I mean, my mate, yeah, but not like my mate from high school. Well, she probably is your fucking mate because this is fucking streamed to you 100%. It's a text from Prima Awesome and it says,

if I could have dinner with anyone in history, it wouldn't matter because I'd probably cancel at the last minute. Yes. Marley, I would love to have dinner with you and both relax and not have to do it. It wouldn't matter. Mate, whoever wants a free

feed, they can go to wherever it is we're supposed to be meeting and just enjoy the meal. Maybe the grand final ticket price doesn't matter because we won't end up fucking going anyway. Well, it does matter because you can go to wherever it is we're supposed to be meeting and just enjoy the meal. Maybe the grand final ticket price doesn't matter because we won and don't fucking go in anyway. Yeah, well, it does matter because you'd have to pay it and still not go. Jeez, I can't believe I spent $1,000 to watch this on Channel 7 free to air with ad breaks.

Why am I copping an ad if I've already paid? I've already paid for my seat. Can I add, though, I've been to a few grand finals, but I had the membership for the year and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ellie Goulding was the, like, pre-game entertainment. It's obviously not like the Super Bowl, but they're still, like, it's a great day of the festivities, football aside.

It's huge, yeah. I can say, though, that, like, the performances are definitely, like, for television. Yeah. And when you're there. It's not. It's echoey. It's bouncy. You can't kind of hear it. And you're like, oh,. Yeah. And when you're there. It's not. It's echoey. It's bouncy.

You can't kind of hear it. And you're like, oh, she down. I can't really see. Because you're in the fucking nosebleed section. Yeah, man. You're not at the front. But even because the ground is so big, there kind of is no front. Yeah.

Because if you're at the front for someone, you're at. The back for someone else. For 99th. She's not just spinning around the whole time. She's not Kylie Minogue. Yeah, I know. So maybe just all stay at home and save your cash. Yep.

Get Uber Eats. See, we'll tell them that. Then we'll go. Then we'll go. And we'll just run around. Drive down demand. Increase our supply. I hear what you're saying.

All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.