Toni and Ryan - Martha and Marie

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

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What are you doing? Oh, absolutely. Fuck off. I'm watching Bluey with my daughter. She just took a bath and she's excited that the phone rang. Oh my God. You're watching Bluey with your daughter. Does she think that Bluey is on the phone now because we're Australian?

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That is so sweet. Well, hey, Sarah, there's your Christmas present for Alina. Yeah, you're welcome. Sarah, do you approve today's podcast? I absolutely approve. Yay! Hey, this is Sarah from Wisconsin and I approve this podcast. Coming up today, a red hot cracking recommendation and it's Tony Lodge.

That was the, that's really nice. I needed that. Yep. Thank you. Uh, also, um, I've started swimming recently. Yes. Love it. Wet floor. And I've made a new friend at the pool.

Um, what? Yeah. Yep. We'll get to that soon. Don't worry. Not a bit. I was going to ask if she's not a better friend than you, but it's a new friend. Nonetheless, first though, it's something that's been on the agenda for the last

few weeks is the, are you allowed to do the hippity dippity at your friend's house? Like where do we actually stand here? What are the laws? And some people have given some information. So I think as a group of people, we can kind of figure out where the etiquette lies and doesn't lie. Yep. Starting with Nadine. Hi Nadine. Nadine says, I can confirm that banging at your friend's house is pretty normal, but it's a young person's game. And once you hit the age of 30, Okay.

Get an Uber home, get a hotel room, friends expect more decorum from 30. And now the accusations that were thrown at Tony Lodge, I believe, and this isn't even like perfect comedic timing, but I believe you were 29 at the time when we were talking about when you're in New Zealand. That's not how this came up. It came up because someone else did it at my house. How, but they also, Nah, that was under 30. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So yeah, but like, yeah.

Right up like on the cusp of it being allowed. I see. Now, do you remember Sammy Foto and old boss of ours? Me and him went up to Perth to watch the basketball one night and he goes, Oh, we'll stay at this hotel and go, okay, sweet. And then I go, are we staying in the same room? And he goes, we're over 30. We have to have separate rooms. I think that that, he also was like your boss.

Yeah. So that feels also like a strange power dynamic to be like, we're slaving together. Because I was under 30, I was just still in that mindset of like, oh, you boys just pile in. Oh, we're bunked together. Yeah. Like, don't splash the cat.

Like if me and five of my mates were 25 and we're going to watch the footy out of town, we'd be like, well, you three in the double bed, you're on the couch and you lay on the floor and you're just like, well, we're not getting two rooms, are we made of money? Like, and that bit it's like, but he was just like 30. We're grownups. If we were both 29 and 350 days, obviously we'd be sharing. Yeah.

But no. See, I actually think that the visual of like me and a bunch of girlfriends in a hotel together actually sounds like really fun, like a big sleepover. Yeah, it is fun. Yeah. Like that sounds like that would be fun now as a like grownup kind of summer party. Hotel room, I guess maybe not, but like a big airband, you're all together, but strictly talking about whether you would sleep in a bunk together in a twin room.

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's good. Leah has sent a message through, and I think this is one of the more egregious things to have ever happened. What does egregious mean? I said it with confidence, but I don't exactly know what it means. I don't know, but it's bad. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, I think it's fit, but I'm more like, oh God, what's Leah done? I once had a friend ask me and my boyfriend if we could leave our own apartment so she could ride this bloke she just met since her roommates didn't like her bringing guys home.

So imagine you and your boyfriend have this one bedroom place and your friend comes over and like, oh, this is fucking Gary. Hey, do you guys just mind like just fucking off for a while so I can, like of their own apartment. I think that if you were kind of like, look, I'm fucking desperate, you'd probably consider it. But I think again, it is a young person's game. My boyfriend and I had a really awkward 15 minutes standing on the porch, smoking cigarettes, commenting on cars that drove past. But they just stood up. They went out the front and just stood on the porch.

They didn't go far enough away. Well, they're like, it's late at night. We've come back from the club. Like, we can't be fucked. I'm not going anywhere. Yeah. Oh, late at night. See, I think that it says something about me.

Nah, it feels like the harsh light of daylight. It's 3 PM and they're like, you don't mind, do you? And they go, I guess we'll go do our food shopping. Like, I don't know. Esti Anderson. Like, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Estee Anderson. Hi, Estee. It's always interesting when Estee comments. I like Estee.

Our friends got married at their own house because they have like a big backyard and a big barn. Beautiful. And a big sort of rural property. Let me just read what Estee said. They owned a bit of land, so things were pretty spread out, just like I was on their trampoline during the bridal waltz. I mean, while the wedding's still going, like their bridal waltz happens early in the night.

I think that's a good time because all eyes are on the bride. No, but that's when your eyes should also be on the bride. I agree. You know, like in terms of not getting caught. Nah, cause I think that like while the bridal waltz is happening, probably means that like speeches have only just happened or about to happen. Yeah. So that feels like the festivities are still kind of going like the, oh, what

are you, what do you call it? Like the, the proceedings, like the actual wedding still happening. You're not really at the party yet. So I'm more like that's early in the night for that to be happening at 830. What's going to happen at 11? Yeah, like I do. And you're already drunk and like getting railed on the trampoline. Also question.

drunk and like getting railed on the trampoline. Also question, a trampoline feels like you wouldn't be able to like get a lot of purchase on your position. It actually see. No, yes. Um, you can actually get too much purchase depending on if you're like, sometimes the momentum, like one good thrust will keep you going for about 15 minutes. Oh, that actually sounds quite good. Yeah. And the thing is if-

Take a load off, literally. Because if the person on the bottom is coming back up with the springs and you're going down with gravity, like that can just really- Come out of her mouth. Come all the way through. Sorry. Redacted. come all the way through. Sorry. Reductive. No. I think though that like, you know, when, if you were going down low, then isn't the trampoline also going to go down and they kind of like go away from you? Yeah. Yeah. So you get double bounced on a trampoline. That feels like, So you're pushing down and they keep going down. And they're going down. So you're like, hang on,

where have you gone? And then they push up, back up against and then you fly up into the sky. Yeah. Into the bridle wall. Yeah, that can be dangerous. You don't want to fly off. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I feel like that would be good.

If you're a little power top, you just bounce into the next yard. They're in the next paddock with the cows. And then the cows get going as well. Finally, Lynne. Hi, Lynne. My partner and I were hooking up in the spare room of our friend's house. Classic. On the 30, fair game. They were really religious.

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We really appreciate it. I've started swimming recently. I'm very proud of you. Trying to get into swimming, like trying to get a bit of a habit and a bit of a routine. When we're in London, we swam a bit at the London fields, Lido. Yeah. Showed all loved it. And then I thought, nah, I'm going to try and get down there a couple of times a week.

Do you feel like, cause I think that there's just no better way to start your day than being wet. Like, and I have actually always said that. You actually have, and I agree. Do you feel like it just like, is it the part that like zings your wake or is it just, there's something about like kind of getting up and getting something done. Like you've already ticked something off. Unlike yourself, I'm not a doctor, but I think it's something I think it is something to

do with like the endorphins and the fuck and whatever just gets going. And then also the like most days I'll go, oh yeah, and I'll exercise later and then I don't. Well, because you just run out of time, you get tired, you go fuck, that's the last thing on my list now. But once you've got it done early, then you're like, do you know what I like after exercising in the morning? The feeling of the day being open. Yeah. Like I've exercised, I've got, I can do anything now. Yeah. And you just have this fucking feeling. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. I'm really proud of you.

It's good. But I am new to swimming. Like I haven't swum for like 15, 20 years and I am really starting at like base zero. Oh, but like you're doing it. So I was swimming the other morning and, um, that's probably the second time I've been down there. So I jumped into like the, because the on one side of the pool is like the squad, you know, like it's in the morning and they're like these high school kids that are just scary when they're there, they're just dominating and they're like doing their before school.

I've done eight fucking laps and you're just like still putting your goggles on. Yeah, kind of. And so there's the squad, then there's like the fast, the medium, and then just on the end, I'm in the slow lane. Cause I'm just cruising. I don't get no bus to catch. No, I love it. And there's this older lady there and I kind of get to the end of my lap and

definitely like, you know, like, yeah, only doing a couple of laps at a time, taking a breather. And she goes, I, you just, just getting started. Cause I was clearly like struggling a little, she goes, I just getting started. I go, yeah, haven't swum for years and years. And she goes, oh, I've actually only started two weeks ago. Oh, wow. That's so sweet.

Yeah. And she goes, oh, the first few times were hard. Third, fourth and fifth weren't great. But she goes, now that I've done it for two weeks, it's taken two weeks to just kind of like find a nice rhythm and I'm loving it. And I'm, I'm feeling really great. Oh, what's her name? Oh, sorry. No, redacted, redacted, redacted. You don't ask names. I do, but that's okay. Okay. Um, she felt like a Marie, a Mari. Oh, love, love, love, love, love, love.

She was 74. Well, she, and still is, it sounds like she was dead. She was 74 years old. Cause she does at her 75th birthday. Yeah, no, because she, she did say she's like, yeah, 74 years. I didn't know what I was missing out on. Let's sit in that for a second. Yeah.

She's found her thing at 74 and she's loving it sick. It's never too late. So I think she said in the- Marie has started the fucking blog. I think she's gone four times a week for two, so eight times in the first two weeks and she's like, yeah, like the first few were tough, but you kind of like pushed her and she's like, now I've got to that, that spot. And I'm like, I'm feeling really good.

So she, so Wow. You don't know how the story ends yet. And then she died. She's shit in the pool. Oh. Code Brown in the slow lane. Tony's lost it.

Is it an emotional day for you? Is it cause I'm loopy that you've like, And maybe it's like rubbed off. I just love you and I'm really proud of you for doing... Don't knock over my iced toffee fucking... Your toffee nut latte. That was for you and for everybody listening. Thank you. But mainly it was for Marie because I think I want Marie to be my best friend as well. She is a good egg Marie. I again don't know this bitch's name.

No, I'm going with Marie. And you know what? I'll make a point to ask. I think I'll be nice. I think like, now that I think about it, like I probably should have asked what her name was and whatever, but I've only seen her this month, but I might if I say her again, like she was, she was, she was lovely. And so maybe I'll have my new friend, Marie down at the, down the pool. It's going to really suck that her name's not Marie and we've got to learn a new name. Actually, I'm not going to ask her her name. I'm going to let her know that she's Marie.

Is that not? So what you do is you go, Oh, I was, I was telling my best friend, Tony, about you and I said, Oh God, Marie's so lovely. She's going to go, yeah. Is she just going to, is she going to accept it? She said before she probably forgot a real name anyway. That was a joke. That was a joke.

Tony. Sorry, Marie. Actually no, she can fucking cop that. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. Sorry, you just met this woman. So she goes, yeah, the first few are tough, but she was basically like, do what you can. And then next time you can do a little bit more like it's all good. what you can and then next time you can do a little bit more like it's all good. And she goes, when people our age start a new thing, we can't go too hard too soon or we might get injured.

So take it easy. And Marie died that very same day. Our age 74. She was our age. 74 she was. Our age. Yeah. Babe, you do not look 74. Apparently I was swimming like a 74 year old.

No, that's not what she said. She just said people our age need to be careful. Cause I said, you're new, I'm new. Yeah. People our age, we just got to take it easy. Start easy. Don't put too much pressure on yourself. Well burn that slut to the ground.

I nearly drowned when she said that my feet gave way. They slipped on the tiles only just floated to the bottom and died. Marie is a bitch. She's a savage. She is a savage. And I just went like, what are you, what are you saying? And then she just swam off. Literally.

And then just pushes off the wall and I'm just left in that filth. And the thing is, is that even though she said the fucking most brutal fucking thing I've ever heard in my life, she was saying it with such good intention and she's such a good bitch and she was so nice that I'm like, do, do, do I. Okay. Like let's break this down. There's no way that she thought you were 70. Like no way.

You obviously are not 70. Like you don't look 60. You don't look 70. You don't look 50. Like there's just no, do you know what I mean? I saw you've actually left a number. You don't look 40. Thank you. Wow.

That would have been the closest one that I would have allowed. Yeah. I'm 37. You know, like, however, so there's just no way that she thought that right. I think that it was just like a Freudian slip of the tongue. Meet you in the change rooms later, Marie. Sorry. No, no, no, no, no. She's a friend.

Um, there's just no way that she thought that. So I think that you don't have to take that on. However, I would have also just like borked at that. I would have been like, Oh, I wish there was like some sort of CCTV that had my face, like just my face. Just speechless. And the push off. Yeah, because people are age.

We've got to be careful. Yeah. Mic drop. What a cool moment for Marie. Yeah. Like that's a cool, that's like a ball of move. Maybe. I think I'm back on Marie.

Yeah. I think maybe she's not a new swimmer and that's just her move. And then she knows that because she's an experienced swimmer, she's got a couple of K's in the shoulders each day. Oh, hang on. Hang on. I can't walk past what you've just said. A couple of K's in the shoulders each day.

No, because she goes. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, I'm a pretty cool guy. Check out my jacket. So so she pretends that she's new and then like swims a few kilometers and is like, oh, these guys can't keep up. You know, I'm just getting started. That is a very, that's, that's cool. And I think when you know that you're about to slay something, it's, yeah, it's easy to be like, well, you can't expect excellence right at the beginning at our

age and then she's excellent. You know, like that really, I've been played and I actually, you got hustled by Marie. Did I announce I was retiring from something the other day? What did I announce I was retiring from? I don't know. It all happened so fast. Well, anyway, I've got another announcement. Oh, I think I'm retired from swimming. Oh, because I've been defeated by Marie.

Yeah, but Marie, she. She's been swimming for two weeks. You know, you can't expect to be that good yet. I'm not expecting to be that good. I'm just expected to be maybe aged within a 30 year range of my actual age. Like, cause it doesn't go like, oh, zero to 10, 10 to 18, 18 to 25, 25 to 30, 36 to 74. 30 plus.

You know, that's not how it works. Like in the world of brackets, like that's not a bracket that exists. What are they saying? Boxing, you know, they're like, oh, and this guy's 10 and four in his career. And I'm just like, oh, and one, I do not know what those words mean. I just like I'm what does 10 inform me like 10 wins for like 10 wins for losses. Yeah, 10 foot four. That's obviously not a height someone could be. Yeah, no. Yeah. 10 foot four. That's obviously not a height. Someone could be.

Yeah. No, sorry. 10 meters then. Nope. Still. No, that's that's bigger. That's worse. That's the height of a 10, 10 centimeters. That's a little ant. That's a huge ant. Hey, that's a huge ant. I'm good. I'm going to take some time off. Why don't you go for a swim and take an edge off? I'm too scared. What if I run into fucking Bullet Marie down at the pool? She's hustling all the youngos down there. I fucking hate it. I just called you a youngo.

Oh, thank you. You're a yummo. I'll take it. I've got to love to see it. It's a recommendation and it's red hot. And so this is what's going to make me go. Maybe not the recommendation itself, but there's parts of this show that you'll fucking just shit.

Right. I love to shit. Everyone, if you haven't already, I know it came out last week. Check out the Martha Stewart documentary on Netflix. I've got it on my list. It is amazing. Is it actually? Yeah. Cause she did some fuck stuff.

Did she? No, like incredible stuff. Oh, I was like, wasn't it like tax evasion that she went to jail for or did she kill someone? Inside of trading-ish. Right. It was sort of bullshit, but it fucking came. So she was from nothing, ends up being a billionaire, goes to jail.

It was her empire of being a craft queen. Yeah, but she was on Wall Street as like a trader on the stock market for a few years. Is that what your dad does? No, he used to do that, he used to be a trader, right? No, but he was more currency inside, a bit different. Oh, sorry. But just, you know that classic like,

when you think they're on, hi, low, four, three, like just yelling and everyone. And back then, like a woman would never. Yeah. And this woman did, and it was Martha Stewart. And I was like, I just had no idea that that so many lives actually. Yeah. And so they go through the lives, but some of the shit is like fascinating

and like good on her and other stuff. She's just the fucking savage. That's amazing. Marie though, cause they go, Oh, tell us what happened to this thing. on her and other stuff. She's just the fucking savage. She's like Merido. Cause they go, Oh, tell us what happened to this thing. And she's like, like, and there's a few moments where you gasp. I'm going to watch that tonight.

Cause I actually, I have heard really good things. I know you always give me shit for like, Oh, don't do that. That's spoiling things. I am actually not going to do that. No, I can tell you're doing a very good job. Yeah. And because when I said like you'll like, there are points where she's, cause she's like being interviewed, so it's her, she's telling you story.

Yeah. And then there's sort of, and I'm not spoiling anything, so don't fucking at me, but there's like the producers who are interviewing her. There's a few like cuts to them going, Oh, but isn't, um, and they kind of push back and ask a few questions. I like that. Yeah. So she can't just fucking.

Get away with saying whatever. And a few of the push. So they a few questions. I like that. Yeah, so she can't just fucking- Get away with saying whatever. And a few of the push- So they're like fact checking her. Yeah, like a genuine interview rather than like, you know how a lot of these people, they self-produce their doc on it's basically just a promo of how good a person they are. And they just monologue about themselves.

Yeah, and I just did this great thing and everything I've ever done is great. So they, you know, you get both sides of the story. That's good. And there's a few moments and I'll ask you after you've watched it, which moments you think I'm talking about. Okay. Because there's a few bits where me and Bridget just went, what?

Oh, that's a great recommendation. Both, because like of things, but just, she's just a savage in the way she describes stuff. Like if someone she doesn't like, she doesn't say, oh, not just, and this is why. And you go, oh, well, I saw that Marie, just that savage tongue. I saw this quote. I don't know if it's from the documentary or like was in an interview or something. But that like she said something about how she doesn't have the internet. Like she doesn't have social media or something.

Was that her? And that like Katy Perry said something to her and was like, oh, I don't know how you deal with the abuse. She goes, oh, the fact that you're on the internet is like your fault. And she was just like, hell savage about it. Katy Perry was like, cool, thank you. Maybe pre-jail, but I think.

Oh, maybe it wasn't Martha Stewart then, but there was something about like, it's just doing the rounds at the moment. I wasn't sure if it was from that documentary. Oh, maybe, cause she's had different lives. Yeah. Like she went to jail and came out and kind of like the empire's not what it was because of her reputation.

Well, your name all of a sudden. And so she didn't really work for a while after that. And now she's kind of come back as this like with Snoop Dogg and she's a bit more fun and a bit more just like fucking whatever. And so that, yeah, like I said, it's like different people when you see what she was like, and just how beautiful she was like back in the day. And she's like the Hamptons perfect wife. And now she's just like a savage doing hilarious shit with Snoop Dogg. It's like real funny. Yeah, sick. Oh, that's a good recommendation. Hot recommendation. Yeah. Hot recommendation. And that's also quite a new show for you to be

like you've the last few weeks, you've recommended like really new stuff. Like you recommended like woman of the hour and you know, like there's been a lot of new stuff. I feel like your fingers really on the pulse at the moment. Thank you. Um, people have been in the group calling me Scoop Jon, because I'm getting like scoops and sleuths from the internet and investigative reporting. Remember a few weeks ago, I blew that case up and I'll

and scoop John. Do you remember scoop John? I don't. You don't remember scoop John? No. Everyone tagged Tony and reminder of scoop John. What was that about? I can't remember either. But I know that scoop John, which is my investigative reporter alter ego. Sounds like you're doing like a snoop Dogg. Oh no, no coincidence. Scoop John Snoop Dogg. I get it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but no, just cause I get scoops.

Oh, yourscooplar.com.au. See now you remember. Yes, yes, yes. I've got a love to see it here, which might even be more intense than that. It's pretty good. This is from Clayton Fisher who sent this to our Patreon. Similar to Detective Dunn. Just blown cases wide open. Yeah, blow me wide open.

Sophie. The most recent Detective Dunn moment was the vampire chauffeur and noting that they had a second car so business was going well. Oh yes, that was a good scoop. Scoop. That was a scoop. Business is going well. Clayton sent this in our Patreon and said,

Hey Tony, I'm gonna love to see it. Shout out to my good friend, Tapa Taylor. Tapa Taylor. Harley Noah. Thanks, Taylor. She got a new mobile number yesterday and you wouldn't fucking read about it. Well, apparently we're about to. They gave her an 0408 number.

What? I didn't know that was still available. Me either. Someone awesome obviously died. Was it Marie? And that number has like become available. Isn't that unreal? So dreams can come true. I'm going to the Telstra store today. Would it be too much? You should. Would it be too much maintenance and admin? Cause then everyone would have to like, cause everyone that's got my number and as we found out during tap during tap, it's a lot of people, then I would have to start at scratch,

but I would be better than everyone because I'd be an 0408. Can I say I reckon the thing about getting a new number, start clean. Like then you get to pick who has your new number. Like you don't need a big twig. But like next time. Well, no, he'd be the first person that you text. Obviously I'm talking like old people used to work with, like who gives a fuck. Yeah.

But if they're not calling it, yeah. Like there, it doesn't matter. Yeah. They'll find John. They can talk to you on Instagram. I think back in the day, like what, 20 years ago, if you got a new number and then people couldn't reach you, they couldn't find you otherwise. Good.

No, but these days, like there's so many ways of being reached. If you changed your number, it would be for the better if it was an 0408. This could be a huge day for me. Yeah. Yeah, it could be. So I would get on down to your local Telstra and say, can I be on the waiting list for an 0408? That's what I'd be doing.

Question. Question. Will you as a- Marry you, yes! As an 0408er, will you embrace me as an 0408er? Because I know that you like lording that over people. Nah, it's not about lording it over people. It's just about like letting you know.

But you know how like- Which I guess is what it is. Some places when you like move to the new town, you're like, oh, he's just like the new town you're like oh he's just like a new he's like a blow-in. Like is it instant respect? Instant respect and you know like that dating app Raya like for celebrities and athletes or whatever how you have to get recommended by people to be on it. Yeah are you? I'll refer you. I'll be like yeah let him into the fold. I'll you know invite you into my 0408 country club.

I haven't wanted to be- Emphasis on the c*** obviously. Trick club. I haven't wanted to be part of a group so much since the stone cutters episode of The Simpsons. That really- and the alien. Oh, it just looks like so much fun. Um, okay.

Well, we love to see it. We love Martha Stewart. We love Marie. Shout out to Marie. Um- Love you, Marie. Actually, no, I don't love you, Marie. No, I love- I'm. We love Martha Stewart. We love Marie. Shout out to Marie. Love you, Marie. Actually, no, I don't love you, Marie. No, I'm back on.

I'm on Marie. See you in the pool tomorrow morning, Marie. Love you, bye. Based on Charles Yu's award-winning book, Interior Chinatown follows the story of Willis Wu, a background character trapped in a police procedural who dreams about a world Interior Chinatown follows the story of Willis Wu, a background character trapped in a police procedural who dreams about a world beyond Chinatown. When he inadvertently becomes a witness to a crime, Willis begins to unravel a criminal

web, his family's buried history, and what it feels like to be in the spotlight. Interior Chinatown is streaming November 19th, only on Disney+.