Toni and Ryan - Mr 3pm

Episode Date: April 29, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. We are calling one of the greats from TARPA history. Oh. One of the great OGs. They are from God's country in Western Australia. Perth. Oh, Rodney Stickles Palmer. We're calling Rodney Stickles Palmer. Ah!

Oh my God, do I look pretty? He can't see me, but I want to impress him. Yeah, you look good. Oh, your fringe, hang on, just give it a little. Is that fine? That looks good. me, but I want to impress him. Yeah, you look good. Are you fringe hanging? Just give it a little. Is that fine? That looks good. Yeah, thanks. You look good too. Rodney will like that. Turn around.

Because Rodney will like that too. Turn around what? So you can see my face? Morning. Rodney! Rodney Stickles Palmer. How the fuck are you? Good.

How are you guys? We are very good. Thanks for answering the phone at what I assume is 3 a.m. in God's country because of the time difference. It's not that early, but it is early. What are you doing up? Are you just up for us or are you at work? What are you doing?

I was originally going to be just up for you guys, but work's gone to hell and a handbar, so I'm on my way to the airport at the moment. Oh, is everything all right? Oh, yeah. Just staff has made a mistake and I have to go collect a science car. We'll sort it. Yeah, just getting it done is Rodney Stickler's partner.

Sorry, but I've got to say that we need to start saying hell in a handbasket more. Yeah, I agree. That we've got to. We simply must. Yeah. Feels right. In Bibby Rood, not to. That we've got to. We simply must. Feels right. In Bibiru, not to. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Adding that to the lexicon. Anyway, sorry that your day's turned to shit, but will you approve the podcast? Absolutely. Absolutely. God, it's not good when your day's turned to shit at 5am, is it? Oh, Rodney, I really hope it turns around.

Yeah. This is Rodney Sickles Palmer from Western Australia and I approve this podcast. Let the record show that Tony Lodge just let out a huge sigh and went, Mondays, am I right? On a Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bit of Monday artist today, mate.

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. Don't you fucking dare. That was not me. Isn't it? Is there enough coffee in your smoothie? Give you a little pep up? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm trucking along. I'm fine up? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm tracking along. I'm fine. You're fine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Let's get into these confessions. Thanks for submitting them. TonyandRyan.com.au.

Very anonymous. We cannot follow up anything. So when you say, oh, and if you want any more information, just let me know. We actually can't. We can't reply. Yeah, we can't reply. So we can't ask for more info.

I can't reply. Yeah, we can't reply. So we can't ask for more info. Now, I'm going to be intrigued as to whether Tony and you listening think this is like fair play or like a bit al derte. We now have a Spanish section of the podcast. Is this, oh, Spanish Buzz Lightyear. Yeah. Is this a little bit like.

Don't bring him into this final crime is that what we played last week which is basically normal or not fine this is final crime yeah i like final crime again it is basically normal or not but yeah yeah yeah as us ladies in our 20s do i dated an arsehole we've all been there we have yeah mine wasn't in my 20s there's a bit younger than that and it's still happening no no no i started dating tools when i was 19 so your entire 20s you were taught yeah yep wasn't there a song about that in the taylor swift album i'm probably yeah probably oh yeah yeah have you seen those memes that are like me in a very loving,

happy relationship listening to Taylor Swift's new album and it's like the girl's in an hoodie and they've got like headphones on, they're crying, they're like, but my very lovely husband's right next to me. I'm feeling the feelings but it's not really applicable to me. It's not real. If you want to have thoughts on Taylor Swift, there is a thread in the Tony and Ryan. There certainly is.

Who posted that one? Me. I did consult with Sophie and she agreed it was a good idea okay great yeah as us ladies do in our 20s I was dating a boy who was an asshole he made me feel really bad about myself in many ways but one thing that got my goat more than anything else was this stupid bright green house plant that his gorgeous ex got for him oh she wasn't even a proper ex they hooked up a few times she gave him a plant she left him but he felt really like protective over this plant what the fuck is that relationship we hooked up a couple of times he bought her she bought him a plant like oh thanks oh, thanks for fucking me. Bye. Is that like a, is that of a housewarming? But he was really protective of the plant and it was like very special to him.

Oh, no. Is that already a red flag? That means something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just can't imagine fucking someone and then giving them a plant. That's such a strange move. Plenty of people have given you their seat. I'm quite impressed with myself there.

That's disgusting but very funny. That is fucked and I apologise but also. No, no, no, no, no. Fair play. Final crime, fine. But I think giving a little houseplant's a fun little present. I got you a little present. But, like, if you've just slept in someone a couple of times,

that feels like, oh, yeah, buy me dinner. Yeah, but it sounds like he really liked her and she was just, like, getting the doot. And then so. Or maybe they thought they were dating but it fizzled out and, you know, there's a little gift or something. Yeah, no, I'm not. Or someone goes, oh, sorry that the house is so empty.

The next time you come around and go, oh, I thought I'd bring a little plant. Isn't that cute? If you just wanted to fuck someone, though, and that the house is so empty. The next time you come around and go, oh, I thought I'd bring a little plant. Isn't that cute? If you just wanted to fuck someone though and then they brought you a plant, you'd be like, this is too much. You'd send them back. That's feelings. Catch flights, not fruit flies. I don't know.

Feelings, whatever it is. If someone can tell Tony what she's trying to say. You know what I mean. I don't think we do. Nah, you'll figure it out. What did she say? I don't mean. I don't think we do. Nah, you'll figure it out. What did you say? I don't know. I can't even remember.

You know that thing. Catch seed, not feelings. No, you know that thing that was like catch flights, not feelings? Yeah. Because you catch feelings. And I meant to say catch feelings, catch flights, not fruit flies. No, that is what I said. I think if we don't drag her out of this, she could be here for a while.

Yeah, it's the hole. I'm in the hole. I'll buy you a plant. We weren't living together, but he travelled for his job in management consulting. Oh, so he sounds real anti-dull. He expected me to drive over to his house to water the plant while he was away.

If you remove the fact that it's from an ex i i can for a second but just let it be known that the confessor cannot yeah but like if you let go of the fact that it's an ex and someone said to you oh would you mind coming over and watering my plants you'd be like this is serious like it's good girlfriend energy yeah because you'd be like oh like oh yeah i'll give you a cage you mind coming around and like watering the plants most plants don't actually need watering that often so whenever people like can you water my plants i'm like oh you want to fuck me so i water the plants in this office you do and when you say most plants don't need water i feel like you're just saying that because they'll like water them each week

and after a month you're like should i yeah i did do that and they were starting to die a little bit i did do that but you know when people go away for a weekend or a week they'll last a fucking last yeah you're right yeah but if it wasn't for the ex you'd be like we're on here we're on here it's serious business so one week he doesn't ask me to water the plants. He tells me to water the plants. By this stage, I was so over him, his bullshit, and his ex's plant that I drive the long fucking trip all the way over to his place. And in the car, I drank a massive 1.25 liter bottle of Coke.

So by the time I got to his place, I had to piss like there's no tomorrow. Needless to say, that plant died a slow and smelly death as I pissed all over the plant. But technically, I did water it like he asked. Fine or crime? They didn't write that? That's a little editorial from us um crime i feel

i think like this person is hung up on an ex that's kind of not like that's kind of normal we don't know the rest of this person's crimes like we don't know the backstory of why you know we're anti this person but if someone's just hung up on their ex and you know and they maybe they didn't even remember it was from an ex and they were just like, I love this plant. Do you know what I mean? Well, you're allowed to just like break up with someone. You don't have to.

Be a whole thing. Get revenge on them. Yeah. I like it though. Would you do that to someone? No, but I'm not a revenge guy. Like my revenge would be not going to their house and going to kfc instead yeah like yeah no it's not really i i agree with you i think

it's not something i would do but i i would be hurt in that situation i'd be like oh so you love her plant so you love her like i would take that personally yeah but you know what i would probably do instead be like oh i know you really love plants so i've take that personally yeah but you know what i would probably do instead be like oh i know you really love plants so i've bought you one as well and you just add to the collection make sure your plant's slightly better yeah and water that one and not the other one go oh my god that's that's so strange which is like a metaphor watered the same amount yeah it's like a metaphor like it died like your relationship did with her. But look at how it's thriving. As it's blooming. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Fight them with science. What I. Horticulture. She sounds like a bloody horticulture. The ex. What I do like is revenge that they don't know about.

Like there's some sort of like they don't know why it died. But like. There's one guy I know, his mate hooked up with his girlfriend, so he put the mate's toothbrush in his arsehole and never told him about it for years. That's silent revenge. But then what's the point? Is it the point of revenge that you want them to know that you fucked with them though?

No, because you know you fucked with them. And they get to live in ignorance's bliss with the dead plant and a mouthful of arsehole. And if that's how you choose to live, that's great. You do, yeah. All right. That's nice. Actually, no, this is fun.

This is real fun. Oh, okay. This is real fun. You've really turned very quickly there. No, there's one sentence that has got me thinking about the logistics and you'll know when you hear it. Okay. It got me thinking about the logistics and you'll know when you're here.

Okay. Ten years ago in my single gay days, I hooked up with a guy called Mr. Three O'Clock. This is actually hot as fuck. Mr. Three O'Clock. Every Thursday at 3 p.m. he came to my dorm and we did the hippity dippity. Hot. I didn't know his name.

He didn't know my name. We just had an arrangement that lasted for a year before I graduated and moved on my life so at three o'clock he would just turn up how did this begin i don't know but i'm assuming at one stage there was like a a grinder or a something or other and i was like here's the room three o'clock you just turn up standing appointment standing appointment you know how since covid you can't you you're not allowed to cancel anything? Like you have to give 48 hours notice before you can, like you can't like cancel last minute. But that's like since COVID it's like, oh,

people are losing so much money because they were whatever. Can't cancel, yeah. Do you reckon this was the same? Like 48 hours notice. If you can't be there at three o'clock, you will need to know. Otherwise you have to pay 50% come deposit. To the, first of all, plenty of deposits were deposited here by the looks of things.

Second of all, great question. Yeah. But I think, and you'll respect this of Mr. Three o'clock. He was on time. He didn't cancel. Never miss. He made a commitment.

He fucking got there and got it done. Respect it. I mean, it's your business, you know? Yeah. That's your reputation. And. Okay, respect it. I mean, it's your business, you know? Yeah. That's your reputation. And then he's like, then I graduated, moved out of the dorm, and that like just. That's crazy.

It's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, I can't. Yeah. Ten years later. I would just be desperate to know more information. Sorry, keep going. I think that's the part of the thrill though.

Is it? For me, I'd be like, so what do you do? Yeah, the small talk. But also like if you had enough sexual chemistry to fuck every week, surely you'd be like, oh, is there more here? Do you know what I mean? Like you'd be curious. My good friend Christian Hull had a thing where someone just entered

the room and had their way and then left and he still doesn't really know. He doesn't know who it was. And for him that's part of the thing. And like I love it for people but I would just be like, oh, so where did your mum grow up? Like, you know, small talk. Where did your mum grow up? In Baldwin, which is funny because then he.

Anyway. In Baldwin, which is funny because then he. Anyway. Ten years later in 2024, I get an email saying we have a new manager starting at work. After a bit of a management structure reshuffle, this new manager would be my direct manager. And imagine my face when Mr. Three o'clock struts in the door as my new boss at work.

A colleague, as we're all being told when they entered the room, said to me, I know he's hot as fuck, but can you please wipe that drool from your face and close your mouth? Spoiler alert, this could be the sentence. I laughed out loud thinking I used to be elbow deep in him wearing him like a puppet at three o'clock every Thursday this is the like the more I think about that sentence the more questions I have wearing him like a puppet to me where have you ever been worn like a puppet no nah nah nah nah i haven't not personally no um and and you do the our first one-on-one meeting was awkward and it was at thursday

three o'clock well and this is the confessor is like being honest here it was awkward because i was making it awkward oh well because you would just be like, do you remember? No, so the other guy was trying to be a professional and the confessor, who is a tarpa, was being a fuckhead in the very best of ways. Yeah, birds of a feather. Birds of a feather flock together. That's why they're a tarpa.

Sophie, can you pass me that rope so I can. Does someone want to fucking cut that out? Don't cut that out, surely. Anyway. No, it's in, mate. Pass me the rope. I'll lob it into the hole that Tony's found herself in as she can climb out.

Yeah. He said, we'd like these sales figures to rise. And I went, oh, you know something? I like to make rise. And he's like, oh, no. A time and place. And it's Thursday at three. He was trying to not acknowledge anything and trying to be professional.

We need this report done at the same time every week. Well, I know you're going to arrive at the same time every week. Oh, no. That't miss the turn. Oh, no. That is just word vomit. You know, when you're uncomfortable and it just keeps fucking coming out. Yeah. Oh, our poor tarpa.

I feel sorry for Mr. Three O'Clock. I feel sorry for both of them. Yeah. To be like, oh. And also being the one that's like, yep, so like we'll be professional here in your life. No, we obviously won't be professional. I've seen the inside of your body.

The more you think about it. Yeah. Yeah. The word puppet though really does mean. Oh, it does. Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

Yeah. It's very visceral. Yep. Yep. This is Rodney Sickles Palmer from Western Australia. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tappers. If they've made it through that, then congratulations.

Amanda Weardy, thank you so much, Amanda. Jake the Snake. Cindy Clausen. Ian Davies. It might be Owen. I-E-U-A-N. Imagine back in your single days. Yeah.

And you get a message from someone going, hey, Tony, I think you're really beautiful. Yeah, this is a real hypothetical obviously and you go oh anonymous admirer who are you and they go i'm jake the snake i would do exactly what i just did not go sophie's just spat her coffee all over her tail swift jumper turns out someone we know knows the jake the snake yeah wow and how did she respond i think we can see it came right out of her mouth uh and b thank you so much being part of the patreon you

absolutely love to see it speaking of a new low i'm a snake the video yeah the hat thing as well. It's so good. OG YouTube days. Very good. Yesterday, a weekday, Tony and I were on Tony's couch eating crunchy nut cereal and watching the 1993 film Tomcats. And Tony looks over to me and goes, have we hit rock bottom? Like a couple of uni students. We're sitting. Oh, my God.

It is. At 2 p.m. 2 o'clock. Is this a new low for us? It's it's an interesting turn of events that's for sure yeah so whenever people ask about our lives you're like wow it must be so glamorous i don't think anyone assumes it's glamorous but at two o'clock yesterday we were sitting on tony's couch eating cereal watching tomcats and tony goes have we hit a new low? And I said, no, this is fucking living. This is peak.

Think of everyone else not doing this right now, wishing. How many people at two o'clock on a fucking weekday would love to be sitting on a couch eating cereal, watching Tomcats? We are living. Yeah. And so I had my bowl of cereal and Pippa was asleep on my lap and I turned to my right and Ryan's holding his bowl of cereal and he's asleep too.

No, I was. I was waiting for the whole movie. And so I had my two sleepy babies on the couch with me. I felt like a single mum. And it was like a Friday night when we'd be like, no, we can stay up. We won't fall asleep. I'll watch the movie.

I won't fall asleep. People and Ryan both asleep on my couch. See, the fire was on. It was a real vibe. It was really good. Fuck. And I think you're right. I think that it is actually great it was nice but i did

feel like a uni student now if you were to ask a tarpa what is ryan known for they would say shooting himself making great recommendations i feel like that's part of my brand i feel like people think yep that guy knows a recommendation He's always laying down fucking gold. When do you think that happened? Most of the time. I don't think. Tony Ryan podcast, what's that about? Oh, this guy just makes fucking killer recommendations.

I mean, even if that were true, it's about to change. I would like to make a retraction. I've said numerous times that tomcats was a good movie one was recently yeah one was very recent yeah and tony's hang on before we get to this should we say what movie we were trying to watch we're gonna watch basketball the jay parker and matt stone yeah wasn't available. And then, no, Tony goes, oh, it's $4 on YouTube. And we went for baseball. That's way too much.

Yeah. And then Tony goes, oh, Tomcats. I said, didn't you mention that movie the other day? Yeah, put that on. Put it on. It's fucking sick. It's not sick. It is.

It is shit. I've watched some shit fucking movies. Shit TV. That is fucking crook. Not aged well. Just terrible. I've done some shit fucking movies. Shit TV. That is fucking crook. Not aged well. Just terrible. I've done some research. Tom Katz holds a 14% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Even that's too high. An average rating of 3.4 out of 10. One reviewer said, why do we even bother? You know what? I wish I'd watched that. I read that before I'd watched the movie. The New York Times said the film is so enthusiastically vulgar and attempts to be funny but forgets to be actually funny.

We should have watched Basketball. Should have paid the $4. Tom Katz sucks. It is not a good film, mate. So here's the thing with Jerry O'Connell. McConnell? Jerry Connell. I don't know.

It's not important because he never did anything else. But we had a deep dive before I fell asleep in scene two. Yeah. He's too goofy looking to be the lead. But he's too handsome to be the goofy friend. He's in No Man's Land. It's very strange, yeah. So you kind of like, I don't get what.

And then you know the guy that looks like he could be like Gary Busey's son? No. Who's Gary Busey? Google Gary Busey. Gary Busey. You mean Jake Busey. Family resemblance obviously so so gary bucey's son he looks just like gary because i go this guy's a freak he looks like gary bucey's son it is it is do you know that i reckon that guy looks a bit like um some 41 the offspring Who's the guy I'm thinking of?

Yeah. I was going to say. Also, there's a lot of Sum 41 slash Offspring in the soundtrack. Two vibes. Yeah. Anyway, he looks like every asshole in a teen movie. Yeah. Like he's just like the jerk friend who's like a knob.

Now, I didn't stay awake for all of it. I fucking did. I was fucking there. And then I go, oh, so does he get the girl in the end? And you're like, what was the year? Well, like exactly what you think will happen is what happens. But there's like no friction in the movie. My ultimate goal is to get this.

Can I have that? Yeah, here you go. Oh, thanks. Actually. Like they're like, oh, well, to get all the money, she's got to marry him, but like I love you. And then the last scene of the movie is her being, spoilers, the last scene of the movie is her being like,

here's all the money. And he's like, how'd you get it? She's like, I married him and then I annulled it this morning and now we can be together. I'm like, oh, so it's all fine. Like it's just so stupid. Do you want to know one of the great fun facts? It doesn't hold a candle to like American Pie or anything.

No. And speaking of American Pie, Shannon Elizabeth is like the female lead who's also in American Pie and a bunch of those. She's Nadia. She was just like the hot girl in a lot of movies of that era. Do you know what she does now? Is she still an actress i think she does some bits and pieces but she's a professional poker player

what has been on like world league poker and shit so i googled shannon elizabeth and it was like actress and professional poker player what the fuck that is insane do you reckon that boys just get distracted because she is gorgeous good looking fuck and she looks the same as she did yeah she looks great i think in american pie because she's doing like that dumb accent you just assume she's really dumb but at least in tomcat she's got some like dialogue and she's got a bit of and she's got a bit of sass and a bit of energy. Yeah. Yeah. It seems strange to say that she's a bit more empowered in Tomcats. Well, if Tomcats taught me anything, it was like about women's empowerment was the obvious sort of vibe of the movie. Would you agree with that?

Yeah, I would. Jamie Presley's in it, who surprisingly is not Margot Robbie. Is not Margot Robbie. Do you know what's really sickening about Tomcats? Besides most of it? Is that it came out in 2001. Like it should be from earlier than that. I've written the 1993 movie because I assumed it was from 1993.

Yeah, no, it's from 2001. 2001, yeah. So at the same time as Titanic almost. Because, no, that was 1994. the fuck wasn't it didn't we realize when did i so you're telling me 1997 get the fuck out so titanic's come out and people are like oh my god it's a whole new world of cinema and someone goes tom cats even american pie came out in 99 so this is after yeah they're not even good at their own shit all post titanic which is a hard you know hard act to follow given that

that's funny was that after titanic yeah yeah bc bt bt yeah before titanic um so So just in summary, our lives have peaked. We have not hit a new low. Tomcat sucks. I am retracting my recommendation. Thank you very much. Because my track record is pretty hot. Oh, fuck. T-Pain episode of.

Oh, yeah. That was episode one. So you've fucking started here Great recommendation, The Gentleman was a great recommendation. Have you watched the rest of the show yet? I've watched four episodes. You'll remember that you recommended the first three, which you watched

I'd also recommend the first four now I think maybe I'm up to five or six, I don't know What do you love to see, Tony Lodge? Fuck, sorry, I'm just looking at Tom Katz on the internet and that's just too much, isn't it? I really love to see here from Michaela. Michaela submitted this through our website, which is where you can pop all your confessions and everything.

Michaela says, I'm travelling to represent Australia. The Paris Olympics. Close. It's the Olympics of dance is how she's described it. I'm travelling to America soon to compete in what is like the Olympics, but for dance. I'm in Team Australia representing our country, and I'd love to get some positive vibes from you guys to share with my team.

Fuck yeah. Well, fucking get it. Dance your way across the fucking Atlantic, girlfriend, because that's going to be amazing. I'd probably go over the Pacific. Go across the Pacific. Yeah, because the Atlantic, that's not the direction you want to head. Good.

Now, I believe I've seen the documentary on this. It was with Gabrielle Union and what's the other girl's name that my wife's obsessed with? You are thinking. Who's not in Spider-Man anymore? Who's not in Spider-Man anymore? Oh, you're thinking of Bring It On. That's cheerleading.

Oh. Yeah. What's this? Dancing. Oh, no. You're thinking of it on that's cheerleading oh yeah what's this dancing oh no you're thinking of uh honey with jessica alba which is a great fucking movie not available on any streaming platforms except for like you can buy it on apple which is such a shame that is a shame i'd pay for that movie though would you yep i fucking would that movie is incredible if you were to rank honey basketball and tomcats in order. That is the order.

Okay. Basketball's not that bad. I watched that not that long ago. Also doesn't, hasn't aged that well, but much better than Tomcats. What year did Basketball come out? 1998. 18. Fuck, 18.

But BAP, before American Pie, because that was 99. It would be P-D-T. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Produced during Titanic, because Titanic would have come out and they'd already probably made it. I mean, you're giving them a lot of credit that this took over a year to make. Yeah, actually, they probably knocked out basketball over the long weekend. Yeah, they probably went, you know, we should do it. What are you doing this long weekend?

Oh, fuck, do you want to film a movie? Do you want to do another South Park episode? Nah. Let's do this instead. Let's knock out a basketball movie with no cardio. It's very, very good, that movie. Anyway, yeah, so Michaela, fucking good luck. It's not cheerleading.

It's not dancing. It's not basketball. It's dance. And I've always said that. Good, good. My I Love to See It is from Alana Kelly. You know what fucks me right off? Both of them? Alana and Kelly from Alana Kelly. You know what fucks me right off? Both of them?

Alana and Kelly? Both of them. You know what fucks me right off? What? Is when you're in the car, you've stopped driving, you take a screenshot of your phone. Oh, and it screenshots your dashboard? Who wants to screenshot their fucking dashboard? Literally, why is it an option?

So Alana was sending some goss to one of her friends i don't know if she's like screenshotting a text message or a news article and this is like a classic when you've like you've pulled into the house and everybody's fucking everyone does this yeah you pull into the house you're in your driveway the aircon's still on but the engine's off your music's still on and you fucking have a bit of a scroll before you go inside yeah just play that last last few seconds of silence before you've got to go into the house and fucking like cook dinner or whatever you do i got busted doing that the other day so bridget came out to the garage to get something and i was just like in the car she's like what are you doing and i was like what you're like yeah just turn the car off she's like it's cold like you have

not been driving this car the garage door is down down. You've been here for a while. You've obviously been here for a while. She's like, I saw you come in 20 minutes ago. So Alana's been doing this. And she's like having a scroll and she goes, I'll send that screenshot to my friend. And she sends both the screenshot of her phone and the screenshot of her dash. I'm boasting.

If someone did that to her, I'd never let them live. Dash! With 0% context to a non-taper, look what's on the screen. Oh, no. Explain to everyone what's on the screen. Oh, fuck. Our episode of the podcast, only listened to five minutes, must have been her favourite, The Origins of Teabagging.

Yeah, right. Fuck. Yep. And her friend goes, oh. You doing some research? What are you listening to? Yeah. A very science podcast.

Yeah. See, you could be convinced that it was a motivational or educational podcast. Yep. It's podcast. Yep. It's not. Fuck. Do you know what's worse is that in that podcast, the reason we were talking about that is because you talked

about that guy sucking on the tea bags after making them, which is just, I've actually thought about that since we talked about it. Yep. And it's just a bitter nightmare. Like a bit of nightmare or like a bitter nightmare? Both. It's it's just a bitter nightmare. A bitter, like a bit of nightmare or like a bitter nightmare? Both. It's a bit of a bitter nightmare.

It's a bit of, anyway. Fuck, that's disgusting. Sorry about that. Sorry. But we will not change what we do. Tomorrow on the show. Yep. Oh, I've gotten in some hot water over a nickname.

Is it over teabag man? Hot water. Nice. And we're coming at this with sympathy and respect. Yeah. Wait. Sympathy and respect. We're not laughing at people.

Laughing with you. There's no laughing. It's just sympathy and respect. What am I going to do? Should I not come in tomorrow? Because that doesn't sound like me. Wait, you're busy watching Tomcats? Tomcats 2 is our sequel?

Surely not. Let me just look it up. No, that's got to be a crime against humanity. Tomcats sequel. Thank God for that. Yeah, that's been the saving grace of the day. For sure. So we're being sympathetic tomorrow?

Tomorrow, sharpers. Tarpers have shed. The sharpers. Ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. They're phobias. Oh. And some of them are... Oh. So with sympathy them are. Oh.

So with sympathy and respect. Sympathy. We're going to share some phobias. And let me just say, if there's something in your life that you're a bit afraid of or it gives you the heebie-jeebies but it's sort of like a bit embarrassing, listen tomorrow because then you'll know that your thing isn't that embarrassing at all. Or listen to yesterday when I freaked out about i take my job either either yeah all right that's tomorrow we'll chat to you then love you bye