Toni and Ryan - MSYLTT (Make sure you listen to this)

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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Arthur Tony Lodge. We have often said here at Tony and Ryan, that if your name's Brianna, you're probably a crazy bitch. And we're going to call Brianna in Dallas and find out once and for all. Have I come on too strong? Yeah, a little bit strong, but we've met Brianna. So I feel like no love lost there.

I think that Brianna knows exactly what she's in for when she receives this call. No, it's because of people like this Brianna that I have formed this opinion. She shouldn't have given us those free doughs. Brianna! Hi Brianna! Oh my goodness. Hi! Lovely to meet you again. Can you confirm that all Brianna's are crazy?

No! Yes. Oh, well you're allowed to say it. You don't want to be boring. That's actually a great point. Yeah, we're saying it. We're acting like it's a bad thing. I've never met a boring Brianna.

You know what I'm saying? And that's why you should vote for us. In the- Are you in the election coming up, Brianna? Are you on the ticket? I would vote for you, Brianna. I'd vote for you. And that is why you are my number one supporter.

Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. When you do your like podium speeches, you know, there's always people in the background like waving the flag. We're wearing the hats and stuff. Yes, yes. Make Brianna's great again.

Make Brianna's great again. Exactly right. We've always said that. We've always said that. Brianna, how have you been since you last fed us? Was it Fritos in Dallas? Yes, I've been just chilling, you know? Just chilling.

Well, we haven't because ever since I tasted those Dallas treats, I haven't been the same since. Dallas treats. That is such a strange thing to say. I don't know if this is dumb to say, but I thought you guys would have liked them because they're salty and I feel like a lot of Australian food is salty, but maybe that's dumb America. Okay, no, that's just Vegemite. Just Vegemite. Everything else here is as sweet as Tony's personality, but the Vegemite is as salty

as Tony's personality, but the Vegemite is as salty as Tony's personality. Brianna, vote one, Brianna, will you approve today's podcast? I will. Love it. Legend, legend. Hi, it's Brienne from Dallas and I approve this podcast. Isn't it just a beautiful time in Vier in Melbourne? It is. Yeah.

Glorious. Was it last week when we were in here and there was a storm going on and we were saying this is the worst city in the world? No, we were lying. We would never. It's the greatest. It is good. I mean, we have had allergy chart the last couple in the world. No, we were lying. We would never. It's the greatest. It is good. I mean, we have had allergy chart the last couple of days.

Yeah. So there was, there's been a little bit of like us wanting to move to Bali. That's right. But Melbourne's come back around. I feel. Although, can I just add, since I mentioned Bali, there's been a lot of Bali property TikTok accounts being shared between Tony and I, and we are- Ryan started it. All in. We are all in.

So if you know anyone, let us know. Let us know. Let's do normal on our thanks for sending these through in the Tony and Ryan podcast, Facebook group, 140,000 of you psychopaths in there. I love it. Yeah. Finally, my people. Yeah.

It really is. It is nice. So we know Jeff the Rick to scale. Yes. You might remember, it was It is nice. But so we know Jeff, the Richter scale. Yes. You might remember is maybe like a month or so ago, he said, how do you feel about leaving a cup with like drink in it in the fridge without a lid? And yeah. And I said, Sophie does that. What?

Sophie drinks half an ice latte and then puts in the fridge and drinks the rest the next day. Oh yeah. So as you can see, when the next day. Oh, yeah. He's a nuts Sydney. Yeah. So as you can see, when the Richter scale dropped that buff, the earthquake that was the Richter scale. Do you know that Sophie leaves it in the fridge with a paper straw in it? Like that's asking for trouble. Take the straw out.

Yeah. Sorry. Sophie's off. I'm off Sophie. Is everything all right between you and yourselves? A bit out of nowhere aggression. We've been recording for one and a half minutes. I just think that if the original Norma Launard got some fingers pointing,

this next extension is going to fucking burn the house down. It's got to follow up. Yeah, it's going to go from a warm spring day in Melbourne to bushfires. Christy has a follow up. Hi, Christy. And Christy. Spring Day in Melbourne to bushfires. Christie has a follow up. Hi, Christie. And Christie. My partner never wants a full drink. He'll crack open a can of something, have a few sips and then put the open can

into the fridge and just sort of chip away at it over the weekend. How many beers on the weekend? Just the one. When did you have it? Friday night, Saturday lunch. Every day. Bit of an arvo sip. Saturday night I had some beers. Sunday afternoon and then finished it off with a Sunday roast. Hang on. So you had a beer every day and I had the same beer over the weekend. I don't want to put words in your mouth, but let me just tell the story. And you tell me if this is how you like to drink a Diet Coke.

Not only has it just come out of the fridge, but it's like ice cold. And when you hold the can, it's almost like, oh, that's cold. Maximum fizziness. Yeah. Then you open it right there. And it's like maximum fizziness. Yeah. Then you open it right there. And it's fresh. It's fizzy as fuck. And because it was put in the can in the Coke factory, it hasn't actually seen

the light of day until now. It's never met human skin. It's never seen a human. And then Tony will have the first, the 27 required in the middle and the last gulp within about half an hour, because you want that last gulp to be just as fizzy and crisp and fresh and cold as the first one. I don't think I've ever come without someone touching me before. Obviously haven't been listening to my agnostic poems. It's just the way to do it. So Christie's partner, could you imagine a beer that's been open for two and a half

days and just sitting in the limp fridge? He must have depression. Like, cause there's no way that you could be happy if that's what you're doing. Sorry. You've never experienced happiness. Is that the cause of depression or the consequences? No, the cause. Okay.

So by the end of something- There's no way that you could be happy. Having been very depressed myself, I assume that maybe drinking half a drink at some point was the cause. Yeah. I just, like, it goes flat and it starts tasting like fridge. Yeah. It tastes like fridge. It tastes like fridge.

It tastes like fridge and that's so weird. Yeah. It tastes a little bit like that Pad Thai you claimed you'd have for leftovers lunch the next day, five days ago. Can I say another thing that I think might be worse. When you started saying this to Omelanai, you said, Christie's partner doesn't like a full drink. I thought you were going to say that every time he wants a drink, he says, do you want to just go

halves? Because there is nothing more offensive in the world than someone asking to share a drink with me. Get a mini can or grow up. Or do a bottle and like tip some out. So at least then you can put the lid back on or whatever. Then I'm like, well, then I'll have one and a half drinks because I'll have mine and I'll have the other half of your one that you don't want. Don't threaten me with half a can.

Because I just, it's not enough. As a thirsty girl. I love sitting down for a little bevy. Can you look me in the eye and say that you're a thirsty girl? I'm a thirsty girl with a wet mouth. What a combination actually. That's does make, I guess it does. No, I can be thirsty and wet.

And how? Andy has a normal or nah? Hi Andy. Hi Andy, Andy. Kissing your exam goodbye before submitting it. Every time I sit an exam, I kiss it before handing it over for good luck. I feel like I won't pass if I don't do it. What have the results been so far?

Well, Andy's going okay. But again, who's to say he wouldn't have been going okay without the kiss? Yeah. I mean, it's a nah for me, but it's a normal and a big resounding yes from me for like little superstitions like that. I think that's quite cute. Imagine the teacher and they've got 30 exam papers and they've all been like, okay, I don't think that you know what a kiss is.

Wow. Because when was the last time someone said kiss me and you went This morning with Mabel. She said, and then I licked her ear. But like, you know what I mean? If you're kissing a thing, it's like a little Oh, so not like tongue in it. No, you're like sending it on its way. Like kiss a goodbye.

Oh, okay. Like a little Yeah. It's not like a You know. I should hope not Andy. Jacqueline. Hi Jacqueline. You know how you shorten words in a text message. Is anyone else doing this in real life? I asked my friend for some Dio that's deodorant in a text message.

And my friend said, well, you can't say that out loud. I call spinach and artichoke dip, spin dip. I think that's normal. I once said Sammy instead of sandwich. And my friend was like, why are you being so weird? I think that in Australia though, we shorten like everything like servo. I don't say servo for service station or like gas station because it's quicker in a text. I say that because I've got precious moments.

Yeah. Let's do it. I'm not wasting the rest of that because I've got precious moments. Yeah. Less, you know? Yeah. I'm not wasting the rest of my life fully explaining what a service station is. Tony, true or false, did you in the last month say, oh, FML? I did say FML. I have recently said FML. I also think that the other day I might have said, lol, to you in real life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And how do we feel about that? You know, but I say like WTF a lot. WTF the hell. Sophie, just this morning Ryan, you said T Y to me. Oh, what? Oh no, Sophie, that was me. I can't let you fall on my sword. I was like, that's blasphemy.

I didn't even know what that means. You said, I'm going to send an email and I said, T-Y. Look how much faster it was. Yeah, but where do we draw the line? I'm sorry, I thought I was trying to- I was on your side earlier in this episode when you were getting added for the drinks in the fridge and you can go fuck yourself now. Oh, sorry. I was trying to get back in Tony's good books.

Yeah. Well, you've got the wrong way. Where do we draw the line? What if our podcast is just like 30 seconds each day of just you going T Y lol, FML, meow. And that actually sounds awesome. I actually don't mind that.

Yeah. Imagine how much swimming we could get done if that's what we were doing. That does sound good. You know, but then we just would say that we would go swimming instead and then not go swimming. Not go swimming. I totally get you. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a shame. You've got a shortened version on your jumper. Tarp. I do too. And you say tarpas. One of the great- For our Tony and Ryan podcast.

I've never said like, oh, you're Tony and Ryan podcaster. No. No. So- I feel like such a fucking hypocrite. T.Y. I'm literally wearing a, yeah. H.D.I.F. How does it feel?

F.U. N.G. N.G. Joanna. wearing a, yeah. H-D-I-F, how does it feel? F-U. N-G. N-G! Joanna. Hi, Joanna. Normal or nah, absolutely loving to sneeze. I get that sneezing can feel like a relief, but a girl I work with actually looks forward to it,

like it's the highlight of her day. I love it because it's a bit random. You never know when it's coming and there is nothing worse than when someone scares a sneeze away. Yeah, no, you don't like that. You know when you're about to sneeze and someone goes, what's wrong? And you go, well, it's fucking gone now. Thanks so much, Jennifer, for that. Yeah, fuck you.

Her face lit up just talking about how much she loves sneezing. I absolutely, normal. I absolutely love that. It's the little things in life we've got to get excited about. And you will attest to, and you've probably, I don't want to say being a victim of, but I won't just like sneak a sneeze off.

No. When I need to sneeze, it'll be a bit, no, but I'll like, it's an event. Yeah. It's an event. I'll go, hey, hey, hey, everyone. Yeah. Cop a load of this. Sneezing's occurring.

Yeah. And I don't just sneeze from the mouth. I sneeze from the heart. You sneeze from the whole body. I would argue. Deep in there. I give it a bit of everything. Mabel thinks it's so funny when dad sneezes and Tony, not as much, but she cops it. No, I like the first three. Like I'll give you three sneezes, but I'll stop blessing you after three. You've often said you only get two. I've had to extend it to three because Ryan carries on like little old pork chop. It's like, bless you, and bless you, you only get two.

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Yeah. He's got a lot on, if you know what I'm saying. A lot in. A lot of karma on his face. Tony Lodge. Nah, we're friends. So it's all good. It is.

We have met George Wendell in New York. Yeah. And it was- New York. And he goes, I'm Ju- and I was like, I know George Wendell when I see him. Oh yeah. I only normally recognize him from the back of his head. Yeah.

Sorry, space for the first time. Yeah. I was like, oh, is that what the front of you looks like? Now I just want to take this moment to say that I do apologize for adding George Wendell as a serologyist. It was a mistake that was made probably in the, what, the first 30 episodes of Tony and Ryan. Really early. George Wendell has been a tarpa for a really, really long time.

We owe him our lives. He's the best. He is the best. But for those of you that may have missed it, actually, I'm not taking responsibility for this at all. So what happened is we read out these stories about people. You know that everyone that's listening to this episode has already heard that. They go back to the beginning.

So I was listing all these tarpas that had happened to be in a Norgie and to get, and then we said, we better not out these people. So we'll beep their names. And we beeped all of them. But we forgot to beep out George Wendell. Well, I think that maybe it was before the time of saying Schmord Schmendel and Schmosh Schmord. Yes, we gave everyone a fake name. We gave everyone a fake name. Schmaboney and Schmumrion and George Wendell.

Yeah. And the first message was like, what the fuck? Not that I'd say this, but George Wendell slipped through. Yeah, slipped through the cracks. Yeah. And he got outed. And hasn't he slipped through a few cracks in his time? I think that I'd already said that without needing to say it. Do you know what I'm saying?

No one is ever going to trust us with any stories ever again. Yeah. Sorry, George. You done? A tarp orgy celebrity. Anyway, if you meet someone at an orgy. Ask them if they're a tarp. Or, or on a first date, maybe you're just getting to know something, someone. I have a question that you need to ask.

Because you think you know a guy. Right. And then this happens. You and I are in a meeting yesterday, got asked, like, so you know, you kind of like, Oh, A little icebreaker. A little icebreaker.

And the icebreaker was, what reality show would you be good on? Would you be good on? Like, what would you want to like go on? What's one that you've always thought, Oh, I'd be so good at that or whatever. And you and I like, I mean, you're not answering still. We like umbed and are like, oh, I'm not really sure. I haven't really thought about it, but I'm like, oh, I love reality TV,

but I have never thought that's the show I like need to go on. Are we flexing or being a dick if we mentioned that show that asked us to go on this year? Um, well. Leave that out. No, you can say that and then make sure that you say our answer. So Tony and I got offered to go on the amazing race celebrity edition, which I think in Australia is only this, that's all it is. And by celebrity, it's like this guy played football 15 years ago.

This guy like used to be on the thing and like, and so Tony and I got offered to go on there. And we get this email and we're like, no, obviously not. Because imagine a beautiful woman like Tony. Does that mean? The whole show, I imagine, is being in a race to get to the airport on time. But it's a high stress, which is not your area. No, I want to say a fun, funny, uh, free spirited Tony lodge. If I was to see a Tony lodge on the TV, I don't think either of us would

shine in that environment. I would be too busy trying to find a bathroom in a foreign country, which is my worst nightmare. Which is us every time we travel anyway. Yeah. Imagine adding a clock to that. Adding a clock to me going to the bathroom and Tony being like, what time is the flight?

You're not going to get the best version of Tony and Ryan on that show. No, you aren't. We're not like gathering tarpas from going on that show. No. Which would be the reason you would go and do something like that. We would be shedding tarpas because going on that show. Which would be the reason you would go and do something like that. We would be shedding tarpas because everyone's like,

I didn't realize they were fucking assholes. Oh, so they're dicks. And stress heads, yeah. No thanks. No, thank you. Anyway, so like, you know, you and I have talked about this and I've actually, you know, never really thought, oh, that show I'd really love.

Like there's a few things like, oh, you know, you watch them and you go, oh, that looks fun or whatever. So I go home from work and Torbz and I have dinner and we're sitting on the couch afterwards and we're just like, you know, watching whatever's on TV, not really chatting, whatever. And I go, oh, if you could go on a reality show, what would you be good on? Like what do you think you'd be good on? Thinking like bit of a conversation starter immediately. Yeah.

Torbz goes, I'd be so good on the amazing race. Really? And I literally went, what? Did he know that, that we got offered that? I don't think it ever made it past the email. Cause we saw the email and went, what? Did he know that we got offered that? I don't think it ever made it past the email. Cause we saw the email and went, well, obviously not. We replied within two minutes and went, oh, good, thank you for the offer.

All the best with the season. Yeah. And so I don't think I even mentioned it to him because it wasn't a big deal. Cause we were like, we're not doing that. Well, given his answer, I feel like if he had known about it, maybe, like I would know about this. But so, so he reckons it'd be- He goes, I'd be so good on the Amazing Bites. Like, doesn't known about it, maybe I would know about this. But so he reckons it'd be, he goes, I'd be so good on the amazing guys.

Like he doesn't think about it, has an answer ready to go. Right. And then he goes, I would get at least top three on the amazing guys. Really? And then, right? Who you think you know? I know. And I'm like? I'm like this stranger that I have a child with, our beautiful dog Pippa. Can't believe what's going on. Pippa's jumped the fence.

She's fucking gotten right out of there. She said, I thought I knew my father. And I'm sitting there and I actually, this doesn't happen a lot, but I was speechless. I don't believe that. I literally just had no words. And he's just gone like, oh yeah, that's what I would do. And I reckon I'd get top three. And I was like, okay, what?

And then he goes, well, I mean, I've never watched it. Hang on. I've never watched it. But from the ads, like I reckon I could. And I was like, mate, do you know, it's like a pretty stressful show. Like you're running around, it's like nonstop for a few weeks and you're traveling a lot, you know, like it's stressful. And then you've got to do the little challenges and you've got to like run a lot. Like, is that what you would really want? And then verbatim, he goes, the impression I get from the ads of the amazing race, I reckon I could get to top three.

Backs it in again. So he backs it in and he made rhino. Okay. Wow. First of all, congratulations to the promo team at the amazing race who are clearly making great ads. Making great ads. Obviously not great enough to get Tubbs to watch the thing.

Yeah. He's never watched it, but he reckons he'd be so good at it. He knows those ads. Okay. And then I was like, oh, how long have you thought this for? Like how long? Have you been sitting on this? Yeah. Thought.

This fucking golden egg of you being so good at the amazing race. And he goes, oh yeah, just like whenever I've seen ads for it. And like you said, they don't really, it's not really a big thing in Australia, but they used to play the American one back in the daylight, late on channel seven or whatever. And he goes, yeah, just for as long as I've seen the ads, I've just thought I'd be good at that. And I was like, but you've never thought to apply. You've never taught said to me that you think you'd be so good at that anyway. And then I was like, anything else?

Yeah. What else is going on, right? Any, anything else that you reckon you'd be like good at or not good at? Or just in general life? Is there anything you need to get off your chest? Yeah. Anything else you've been sitting on? And he goes, Oh, well, I wouldn't be good at a reality show with cooking. And I was like, okay. He goes, cause I'm a pretty good cook, but I'm not that

good at like presentation or whatever. And I was like, that's fair. That's self-awareness. Plating up needs some work. Yeah. And he goes, and I wouldn't like survivor. And I was like, Oh's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, episode of anything. I think as you know, we are great at giving recommendations. Great at giving recommendations. I'm pitching a new idea that's not normal or nah. Or like normal or nah. Yeah,

I'd love to see that. On a Friday, we get Torbz to send a text message saying, based on not watching it, here's what I reckon you should watch this weekend. Or like a one to watch and one to avoid based on the poster that comes up on the front of Netflix when you log in. It's literally the opposite of not judging a book by its cover. Torps will judge a book by its cover and give recommendations based on the... Did you see that movie? Yeah, I loved it. What happened?

I haven't watched it, but like the font on the front page is... Was so striking. Yeah. You got to have a look. And he's not really that guy. Like he's the one that like, when I say, Oh, did you see that story? He goes, did you only read the headline? And I go, yeah. So hang on. So this motherfucker who we both thought we knew will out you for only reading a headline. Which is probably fair. No, it's not fair because he's the same guy. I reckon Survivor in the Amazing Race actually is pretty similar. It's stressful, it's physical.

Like I said, I can't comment. I've never watched an episode of either. I've never watched an episode of the Amazing Race. I've never watched Survivor. I've watched Survivor. No, I miss the boat, I feel. No, you can get in. You just got to start a season from the start of the season and don't start with

it like champs versus villains. You need like a fresh. Cause you need the backstory for those. Yeah, but there's a fresh seasons where it's like, here's 20 people and they're getting off the bus. Yeah. I've never, I've never watched it, but a girl I used to work with was so obsessed with the survivor that she watched every episode.

Well, if you get into a season, you get into the season. So I've got into some and then just other years haven't, but I feel like that's a thing with a lot of reality shows where if you get in, whether on purpose or by accident, you're in, but I think seasons for survivors, like you can just get into season 18 and then fuck off again. Never watch it again. Yeah. So at the moment, like I accidentally, cause it happens to be on at the same time as I'm like cooking dinner or whatever, MKR at the moment. And I haven't missed an episode.

Who were the judges this year? Manu and Colin. Fasnic. Yes. I always call it, almost call him Fassbender, like my Fassbender. Yeah. No, I like both of them. Yeah. But so they're good. And like, there was just every episode leaves on a cliffhanger and you go, well, I've got to find out what happens with the Fassie friends. Yeah. But so they're good. And like, there was just every, every episode leaves on a cliffhanger and you go, well, I've got to find out what happens with the fussy friends.

Yeah. The fussy friends are going to judge my fondue. You know what I mean? Like I've got to, I've got to know what's going to happen. Okay. Well, um, it was the amazing race. I think the finale was last week in Australia on TV. So I'll let you know what Torb's thought about that. But yeah, so you think you know a guy.

You think you know a guy. Yeah. So if you're getting to know someone, I would fucking ask that question early on. Let us know in the episode thread, which show you'd be really good at and if you've ever watched it. And whether you've seen it. Now I've got a beautiful you love to see.

I've texted it to you. Oh, beautiful. And people might've seen this online. Andrew Garfield's been doing the rounds. He must have a movie coming out. But he was on Sesame Street. Yeah. And Elmo.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. Elmo was just checking in on his friends because you know, you gotta check in on your friends and see how they're doing. You do. And I don't mean this to be- This video goes for two minutes.

20, two minutes, 20. And the headline is Andrew Garfield and Elmo Explain Grief. Well, Andrew Garfield recently lost his mother. And so Elmo's just checking in on him to see how he's doing. And it is beautiful. I don't know if I can hit play. Yeah, but we'll just, we'll hit play. It is actually quite beautiful.

Oh, Mr. Andrew? Hey. Hi. Elmo's going around Sesame Street checking in on everybody. So Elmo wants to know how Andrew's doing. Oh, I'm so happy to see you, Elmo. You have no idea. Elmo's happy to see you too. He's so fucking hot.

I'm doing OK, you know. Yeah? Well, what's going on? Oh, I don't know. You sure you want to listen? Oh, Elmo would love to listen. Aw. I'm just thinking about my mom today.

You know, she passed away not too long ago. And, you know, I just miss her, miss her a lot. I'm almost really sorry to hear that, Mr. Andrew. Oh, no, it's okay. You don't have to say sorry. It's actually kind of okay to miss somebody. It is? Oh, yeah. You know, Elmo always feels really sad when he misses somebody.

Oh, yeah, me too, me too. But, you know, me too, me too. But you know, that sadness, it's kind of a gift. It's kind of a lovely thing to feel in a way because it means you really loved somebody when you miss them. And when I miss someone, I remember, when I miss my mom, I remember all of the cuddles I used to get from her, all of the hugs

I used to get from her, all of the hugs I used to get from her. Yeah, just like that. And it makes me feel close to her when I miss her in a strange way. So I'm happy to have all the memories of my mom and the joy she brought me and the joy she brought my brother and my dad and everyone she ever met, everyone around her.

So when I miss her, I remember, I remember it's because she made me so happy so I can celebrate her and I can miss her at the same time. Wow. Yeah. Elmo really loves that, Andrew. Elmo really, Elmo really listens really well, Elmo. Elmo wants to know how people are doing and Elmo's very happy that you shared that with him.

And you know what? Elmo's gonna think about and celebrate your mommy too. Oh Elmo, you know what? Nothing would make me happier and nothing would make her happy because you know what? I gotta tell you something. I gotta tell you a secret. What? What? Are you ready? Yes. Elmo is my mommy's favorite. Really? Yeah. Elmo needs a hug for that. Come here. Elmo loves you, Andrew. I love you so much, Elmo, and I always have. I always will. Yeah.

And you know what? We're going to celebrate all the important and special people that you miss, too. That's right. Each and every day, all together. Aww. That is so sweet. It is sweet. And that would be so important for so many kids to watch who like, you know, have lost

their mom or someone important to them. And I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say we are all marrying Andrew Garfield. Yeah, that's fair. He just seems like such a nice guy. He does. And I mean, we'd have something to talk about because our moms are both dead. Yeah. So we'd have something to talk about because our moms are both dead. Yeah. So we'd have something in common.

Yeah. Okay, well, I've got to, you'll have to say it. I asked if you wanted to go first. From Sophie in Patreon. I asked if you wanted to go first. Hey, Tony, I finished. I finished up a whole tube of chapstick without losing it! I can't believe I wasn't crying for the Andrew Garfield but I am now for that.

So you're telling me she got to the end of a chapstick. I've never seen the end of a chapstick that is It's a simple pleasure of life, but a great joy and accomplishment. And I love to see that movie. Good on you. Not many people have seen the arse end of a chapstick because we always lose them before we get there. Yeah. I lose interest as well. Yeah.

Like I go, I'm done with this one. Yeah. So I was actually speaking to Andrew Garfield this morning. About the grief of all chapsticks. And I said, if there's one thing in your life you could change. I said, if there's one thing in your life you could change. And he said, I have these great, beautiful memories when I think back to all the chapsticks I've started over the years. And like I said, he and I would have something in common. And he goes, I regret not going on the amazing because I'd probably be good at it. I reckon I could get top three.

I wish I could have gone on the amazing race with my late mother. We would have got top three. Never seen an episode. So Sophie, thanks so much for sharing that in Patreon. Absolutely love to see it. Sophie's actually going on the amazing race next year with the chapstick. Oh, that's her partner. No, she's finished it. Sophie's actually going on the amazing race next year with the chapstick. No, she's finished it. She's Tony Ryan, Pippa and Torbs, Andrew Garfield and his late mother and Sophie and the chapstick. They're the contestants. Sending lots of love to

Andrew during this difficult time. Yeah. Him and his dead mama. I'm going to go. during this difficult time. Yeah. Him and his dead mama, I'm going to go. Amazing, right? That would be amazing, wouldn't it? The most amazing of all the things that could happen. That would be pretty amazing. I love that you think that's weirder than

Sophie taking a chapstick. All right, we have to legally leave. Yeah, there's like a poster. Yeah, I know, I understand it. And she's just holding a chapstick. And it's the yellow background. No, I can see it in my mind. Did you have a friend you wanted to bring? And she's like, nah.

Well, she goes, yeah. I'm holding it. Who do you think this guy is? You think this guy's just cruising around as not my friend? Fuck it. Fuck you. When I'm in times of struggle, you know what I need? A chapstick.

Yeah. I'm going to have plump lips this whole season. Yeah. You'll see, especially when I get to the top three. Did Torbz mean top three of competition or top three in moistness of lips? He'd be the number one in that one. Would he? Yeah, he's got lovely lips.

Very wet mouth in your household. No, he doesn't have a wet mouth. That's just me. Just the lips. That's interesting. No, moist isn't like moist like that. Let's not. Okay.

But like it's not that his lips are wet cause that's weird. I mean like they're like hydrated. Yeah, they're plump of moisture. Yeah, they're not wet, but they're not dry. Well, if they're not, what's the opposite of dry? I've never seen Tombs with dry lips before. Like my lips get chapped and stuff.

He just never, he drinks a lot of water. Tomorrow on the show. So really been through a lot of topics. Tomorrow on the show, we've, and you might've seen this video online, but we've recently found out the movie that Tony was watching the first time she had a boy in. Her? Just. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shared the movie they were watching and I think it says a lot of people, it says a lot of things about a lot of people.

Hatta boy in her person. What were you going to say? I don't know. I'm just thinking about chapsticks. Anyway, there's a lot of commentary on the movie Tony was watching and the movies, others and I think we are in, it's only fair that we can judge them as people on the movies they were watching. I think so too. Yeah.

I've been judged. Yeah. That's tomorrow on the show. You can listen or it's on YouTube. We'll chat to you then. Good luck and thoughts and prayers. God bless. Yeah.

Love you. Bye. Oh, that coffee smells good. Can you pass me the sugar when you're finished? Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? That's salt, not sugar. Let's get you another coffee. Feeling distracted?

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