Toni and Ryan - NAKED SURPRISE for the Delivery Driver!

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

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Now I just want to send a shout out to Hannah because she was walking. Cause she goes, I wanted to walk up to the place where the good reception is so I could approve this podcast. And I just think your commitment to this show, Hannah, and our audio quality is not under appreciated by, what am I trying to, what? Yes.

Thank you. And actually unmatched. I don't think we've ever had someone walk for better reception. So honestly, MVP, Hannah from Noosa. Noosa, I'm hardly Noah. Hannah, will you approve today's episode? Sure, I from Noosa. Noosa, I hardly know her. Um, Hannah, will you approve today's episode? Sure, I would love to.

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In and out of car, it would help. Please subscribe. Maybe I could get a better car if people subscribe. What did we find out the other day? We were talking about yesterday. 78% of people watching are subscribed to this podcast. And the rest of you aren't. Yeah.

So if you're part of the 22%, we would love it. I'd actually be embarrassed to not be subscribed, you know what I mean? Oh. Thank you for supporting us. We would love you to subscribe right now. Love you so much. Literally love you. Now on Mondays- Love you so fucking much. I don't, I liked the aggression of that. I just don't know how it'll translate. Do it to, look me in the eye and do that. Love you so fucking much. I'd subscribe to that.

Thank you. And you have many times. Yeah, so my credit card fucking know it. Earlier in the week, someone told me I needed a credit card for something and I said, I don't have a credit card. I have a debit card. And they said, it's the same. It's actually not. Otherwise, they would be called the same fucking thing. You stupid fucking dick. No, it's actually not. Otherwise they would be called the same fucking thing. You stupid fucking dick.

Like, are you fucked? I went to, I must've been in the airport somewhere and it was the same. It was like saying about credit card and I was like, I don't have one. And it was like a, and I was like, yeah, cause I've got my own money. No, but it wasn't even about that. It was literally just like- I prefer not to pay interest on stuff. That's the flex.

The flex is not having one. But it was literally that like, no, we don't accept a credit, like we only accept a credit card. And I was like, well, I've only got a debit card. And they were like, oh, it's the same. And I was like, no, it's just not though. They're not the same. They're not the same thing. As we're all accountants here.

Yes. Telling me a debit and a credit is the same thing. They are the literal opposite side of the ledger. When you open your bank statement, tell your bank statement the debit and credit's the same. You know how they're on separate sides of the statement? I never even thought about those words. Well, apparently you had. Well, I knew that they meant different things, but one's green and one's red.

No, one's black and one's red, isn't it? Because in the black in money terms is actually like- I actually also don't know when they say you're in the black or in the red. I don't know which is which. No, so in the red is negative, but in the black, I think it's, you know. They both just sound bad.

The FTSE 500. They both sound bad. He's in the black. He's in the red. Yeah, and then in the green you go, well, I don't have that color on my printer. So that's, I'm not applicable. We're Revdart.

Sorry. And you've bought printers into it, which ain't not gonna help. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Not gonna help, not gonna help. I actually just got new ink for my printer at home and it's working at the moment.

Love to see that. Tony doesn't like high fives, but that is huge news because aren't you on top of the world for the next two days until it fucking breaks again? Until it stops working then Charles has to come over and fix my boots. On Monday we heard that a delivery driver turned up to Tony's house. Torbz was in his underwear.

A t-shirt and underwear. Classic Torbz. And he got a bit... And he was like, oh, Sheena put on some pants. I was like, it's fine. Lexi... You don't have your like Willy Donger out. You know, I think it's fine. Willy Donger? Yeah.

I like his first and last name. Mr. Donger? That's Mr. Donger. He's actually Dr. Donger. Thank you so much. Lexi Lass is a tarp. She listens to the show and she says, I'm a postie myself. And if you're going to answer the door naked, I actually don't care.

As long as we can drop off the parcel, you can actually do what you want. We're just here to do a job. We're not here to judge. Interesting. We deliver and we don't judge. That's great. And sometimes they don't deliver. So that's really good news.

We sometimes deliver and we rarely judge. Yeah. But a few tarfas have shared their experience of receiving a package. Oh, eww. That sounded bad. I received a package and I was naked. Do you know, like, obviously. Roll my nightie up my body, you know?

If you want to hear more about Tony's nightie rolling up her body, you can listen to Wednesday's episode. It was very informative. Very informative. Brian, he said, I was half asleep and breastfeeding and a delivery arrived. I forgot I was wearing only pajama pants and a beanie. And I don't know why. the beanie just makes it out. Yeah, it does, yeah. And it's like, she's like, it's not a sexy, like,

oh, she's like, I was breastfeeding. Yeah, you're work, you're on the clock. Work, yeah. Brian said, it was the quickest delivery in history. There you go, see you up. Nah, I think breastfeeding makes everything, like that's fine. But you would afterwards be like, my whole tits are out.

Yeah. Like, and he was just like, thanks, mate. Oh, I mean, probably fucking half asleep. Yeah. You know, like new baby, not getting much sleep. Oh, Melissa. Hi, Melissa. I'm a spicy accountant.

Hot. And one day a delivery arrived mid shoot in brackets. Those scenes can work up an appetite. Well, they're athletes. Remember when we met Angela White and I was like, you're an athlete. She was like, thank you for saying that. She's like, people don't understand how hard it is to squat for 40 minutes, and I was like, I actually do.

Do you? Squatting on your back. Yeah. I don't know how that works either. Me either. But yeah, it was like a joke about like, I've had sex before. Oh, OK. Yeah. You know what I mean?

You heard us comparing notes. Yeah. Yeah. A couple of professionals. A couple of pros. We collected our goodies with a sexy outfit and the driver absolutely loved it. I've never seen a smile so big.

Aw. Like they've opened the door and- And being like, holy shit, that sounds like the start of a porno. It does, doesn't it? Like that you're like, oh, my girlfriend and I were just like hanging out in the hot tub, like, did you want to come in?

We can't fix the filter. Yeah. And he goes, one large pepperoni. You know what I mean? Like, what a classic. This almost as foolproof as my vlog. For getting people sucked off. Reduct it.

Amelia Daisy Ho. Huge name. Is her name. Hi, Amelia. I work in law enforcement and I turned up to do an inspect and search at a premises. Oh God. The woman answered the door completely naked as she was expecting a booty call and they were like unann. Oh, it's the fuzz. It was so awkward as I was reading the rights and instructions and she just stood there naked.

Midway through my inspection. Of the house. Yes. The booty call arrived. So these blokes turned up and was like, oh, what's the commotion? And he was like, oh, orgy. I thought it was just the two of us. Once the bedroom had been given the all clear, they went in there while I continued inspecting the rest of the property. No.

I feel like the booty call, he was like, well, I'm on my lunch break, sweetheart. You know, I've only got half an hour here. So you guys finished with this room? Cool. Cool. No way. Sometimes you just got to get it done. Yeah. I can't believe that. I would be so embarrassed. Would you do you think in that situation, Ryan,

put yourself in the shoes of the booty callers? Which one? Yeah, which there's three people. So I'm the one waiting for you and you rock up and the cops are there. Yeah. Do you think that there would be a bit of pressure to perform and like, do you think that you could?

Pressure to perform? Get your lawnmower started, you know what I mean? Like do you reckon that you could fucking rev it up? I don't think I could, knowing that there was police. Wasn't she worried about why the police were there? Didn't appear to be in concern. Like, yeah. But if you got nothing to hide, you got nothing to hide.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, we're here to search for drugs. Well, I know there aren't any here, so search all you want, sweetheart. You, mate, let's roll. I know there aren't any drugs here because I already took them. So. So.

So. Finally, Georgina Gautchi. Hi, Georgina Gautchi. She's. What a name, that's a great name. Gigi. There was a Natalie Gautchi on Australian Idol who was the top two finalists the same year that Matt Corby was the, it was the two of them with a finalist.

So I wonder if she's related to her. Let us know in the comments. Maybe Natalie Gouchy is watching. Maybe she's a tarpa. And then you said the words Matt Corby and she's like, God damn it, why we don't say those words in this house? Matt Corbyn, he once saw a frisbee at me, it was the best day of my life. Did you catch it?

No, hit me in the face. He said, sorry, such a nice guy. Did you like call for it or was he just walking around town? Just saw you working. Just fucking ditched it in my face. He was in the Daliot Coles and he goes, can I get a ham? And you go, can anything else? And he just goes, he goes, heads up.

Yeah. No, it was actually like at the, in the artist area at Southbound, you know, the festival. Yeah. In W.A. Bumbree. Yeah. Does Southbound happen in other places? Is it? Bustleton? Anyway. Yeah. It was like a festival down in BustA. Bumbary. Yeah. Yeah. Does Southbound happen in other places? Is it? Bustleton? Anyway.

Yeah. It was like a festival down in Bustleton or Bumbary and it was in the artist area and it was like before their set or maybe just after their set or something and they were just like throwing a frisbee to each other. Were you about to go on stage and do a set yourself? No, I was mixing a band so I got an access pass and I was able to just like- Shouldn't you have been working and not playing frisbee with the talent? We'd already done our things. I was there with a mate. Anyway, and we were just like able to hang out for the rest of the day in like the artist area.

And he's like, guitarist or something, we're like playing frisbee and he threw it and it just hit me square in the fucking face. And he was like, oh bro, sorry! And he was like, oh, bro, sorry. And I was like, oh, sorry, Corbyn. Yeah. And I posted about it on Facebook, like posted his Facebook status. Did MySpace get a look in? And it was like, nah, I don't think that was real cool then, but Facebook was like the thing. And I posted his Facebook status and it was like, Matt Corby just hit me in the

face with a frisbee. He wants me. That would have gone off on Facebook. It did go pretty hard. Yeah. And then every year it like pops up again. I'm like, nice. Yeah.

Should we call Matt Corby? Do you reckon he remembers? Do you have Matt Corby's phone number? I'm going to find out. I'm going to take my ring off. Ask if he wants to FaceTime. This is a fun game. Just see if I have it.

This is a fun game. No, I don't. That's embarrassing. That would have been great. I love Matt Corby. I have the biggest crush on him. I've got a phone number for Matt Condy. Who's that?

Don't know. Carla Condy's husband. Who's Matt Condy? And do you reckon he's close enough to Matt Corby that he would know him? Maybe. I bet he gets it all the time. People ring him and go, is this Matt Corby? Corby! And he goes, fuck it, not again.

Anyway. Georgina Gouchy. Hi Gouchy. She's a delivery driver. Oh. One time I knocked on the door and a nudie, rudie twoyear-old ran to the door to collect the parcel for his mom. Oh. The kid was so young, he didn't know any different,

you know, he just ran off. Oh, thank you. And I was a bit like, oh, hey, get easy. But also do you not go, is your mom here? Like she needs to sign for this or something. His older sister walks out and goes, oh, sorry. Mom, he's naked again. Yeah, always stripping off.

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I know you can do both. And as much as we love ice cream, I'm currently talking about moisturiser. I'm talking about Aveeno Baby Healthy Start, which for young kids that you can use from day one. You can use this Healthy Start balm to help moisturize, nourish and comfort the skin of babies. And when Mabel is older, I want you, Tony, to remind her who moisturizes her every night. So when she's got beautiful skin you'd be like, yep, dad used to do that for you. Well I was about to say, you're

doing a great job because she high-fived me yesterday when I came around for dinner and they were the softest hands I've ever felt. You I was about to say you're doing a great job because she high-fived me yesterday when I came around for dinner and they were the softest hands I've ever felt. You're welcome Tony, you're welcome Mabel. Well we love a routine and we know how important good skin habits are to start early and with a Veno Baby Healthy Start it's easy to moisturise and support baby skin moisture barrier from day one. You can learn more at Aveeno.ca. you can sign up, but a few of the champion tarpers today that we would love to give a little more to Shannon Reese, good on you Shannon, Paul Court, love you Paul, Autumn Taylor, hardly know her, Indy, Sam and Beth Mullins,

don't know about that Sam and Beth, you might have to stay after class. Sam and Beth, splitting a champion tarpa membership. Don't know about that. Johnny, good on you Johnny, Kat Ponder, also hardly know her, and a special happy birthday to Emily Burningham. And Emily is about to sit a very important exam. So if everybody could come together

and give a big fingers crossed for Emily, love to say it. No, no. There's only so much- Good vibes for exams. Good exam vibes in this world. And I need, sorry Emily, I need all of them because I did one last week.

Fuck me right up. I didn't attempt a few questions. I balls up another one. Ran out of time. Ran out of time. Don't waste, don't waste your good luck on Emily. No, but Emily hasn't sat hers yet. You've already sat hers. But I, the good luck needs to? No, but Emily hasn't sat hers yet. You've already sat hers.

But the good luck needs to go to the examining gods. But it's already happened. Yeah, but the examinings, the deciding what... But Emily's hasn't been decided yet. But neither is mine because the judges are going to go...

But either your answer is right or wrong and it's happened. Either he can read my handwriting or he can't. You can't be living in the past, dude. Then this is worth 10 marks, this question. Am I going to give him a three or a four? As someone who's good friends with Matt Colby, I think it's really important

that you just take a chill pill. No. Nah, good on you, M, and good luck. Good luck. We can wish both of you good luck. No, there's a finite amount of luck. No, there isn't. There's so much luck going around.

I have a lot of it, but I can share some with you and Emily. Now, here's some advice for aspiring young YouTubers. Oh, if you want to blow up your comment section, get Tony Lodge to talk about Red Velvet Cake. Let's have... It sounds niche, but believe it or not, it's lived experience. Let's just have a little listen to what was on a few weeks ago. Did you know that Red Velvet? I don't know if this is actually true. I thought I had

beetroot in it, but I think it's just fucking food dye. So sad. Isn't that hell upsetting? Yeah. I think a lot of, yeah, yeah. But I thought that red velvet was actually a special thing, but it's just red cake. Yeah, I think most cakes are, yeah. But do you know what I mean? Like chocolate cake isn't brown cake, it's chocolate. So red velvet shouldn't just be like vanilla. It should be actual velvet mixed into the flour. Okay, so that's where we got up to last week. I'm calling it red velvet.

If you don't mind me just yes ending myself. Calling it red velvet if you don't mind me just yes ending myself. Calling it red velvet sounds so luxurious. It does. The fact that it's just a white wings fucking vanilla cake with red shit in it. Like that's just so sad. Like Betty cock off, you know. Betty crocker, Betty cocker. You know, there's something there. There's something there. There's something there. You know, there's something there. There's something there. There's something there. There are so many comments on that YouTube video

of people, red velvet connoisseur has been real fucked off. Oh, we may. So we're about to have a little history lesson. Oh, I'm here for it. And a science lesson. Cause this is actually wild. I love to learn.

First of all, red velvet cake is chocolate cake. It's not vanilla, it's chocolate. What? Yep. Hang on. How do you make brown red? Thanks for asking, mate. Welcome to History Club.

Welcome to the Science Lab. Originally, it turned red because the re- can we just take a moment to say a recipe doesn't say add this, the recipe called for? You know how it's like, oh, it called? Yes. When I read that, I go, oh, well, I'm obviously better than everyone else. I also think that when people say I've got the accoutrement, like all the things that they're thinking, like all the ingredients, instead of saying ingredients, you say like, yeah, I have the accoutrement.

Should I start calling for things? On the way to work. This podcast calls for your love to say it. This morning I called for an almond cappuccino. But that just sounds like you ordered it. But isn't that what it is anyway? You could say, my body's calling for an almond cappuccino. You know what I mean?

I can feel myself calling for an almond cappuccino. That does sound beautiful, but that also sounds like we're heading into that direction where you go, my body doesn't work until I've had my first coffee. Oh yeah, nah, that's millennial energy. What about, I feel that the almond cappuccino is calling for me. Yes. Yeah.

Yes, yes. Originally it turned red because the recipe called for vinegar and baking powder, which caused the chocolate to be iodized and turn into the red color. What? Says Jess Berryman and she would know. Hey Jess. Insomnia Petal. YouTube names are different to regular people. Regarding the red velvet cake, first of all, it is chocolate, not vanilla.

The traditional recipe is a chemical reaction between Dutch processed cocoa and buttermilk, or vanilla, or vinegar, depending on what you use. So it's actually a chemical reaction that turns it red. Now, unfortunately, says Insomnia Pedals, and no wonder this is keeping her up at night. Did you write that down? No. Oh, that's good. Unfortunately, says Insomnia Pedals, I no wonder this is keeping her up at night. Did you write that down? No.

Oh, that's good. Unfortunately, most places are lazy and add red food coloring to a chocolate cake to make it red, which is like, you know. What disgusting shysters. The flavor is much better the original way. So now you know that using the Dutch process cocoa, because of where it's originally from. Also, you did mention earlier in the original about beetroot.

Yeah. Sometimes beetroot is used as a way to colour it. So like a natural colouring instead of using like food dye. But it's still a version. It's still a lazy version. Yeah. Without the chemical reaction. The less lazy, lazy version. Yeah. Without the chemical reaction. The less lazy, lazy version.

Yeah. Yeah. However. Get your beetroots and throw them out you lazy fucks. Now. Sorry. I know what we're all thinking. Well I just hate that people are getting away with this. Stick to the original. But what are we all thinking Tony? That's making me really want some revolver cake. Well, Lily has been baking. And please come on over and have a look, Tony. I hope you didn't do it the lazy way, because I just called you a shyster. We have both ways.

Both ways. Now, something controversial has happened. Yes. What are the size and shape, Lily? And speaking to Tony's mic there. The size and shape they do look slightly different. No, as in like they what what tins did you use to make them? We've used a muffin tin. I think that's okay. Is that okay? Well for these testing purposes. We didn't know that just throwing willy nilly facts,

I'm just saying the red velvet cake people are very particular. Oh, that it's an entire cake, not a muffin. Well, I don't know, I just, it just feels like we've hit a quarter of the internet that they don't like to be fucked with. So, what do we actually have here? Here we have two different types of red velvet.

Yep. We have one type made the traditional way with buttermilk and vinegar and Dutch processed cocoa. You will see that the colour hasn't really worked. The chemical reaction didn't really work. It looks like it did a bit though. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. And then we also have a white wing special here.

And so that's the one that's just got the red dye in it. We also have some icing I tried to put on it but it looks a bit like a comp. It's supposed to be a thick beautiful one. So you're seeing the melted version. Yesterday when Lily was baking before it had set it looked even more like it looked like a glaze, like a full tilt glaze. Yeah, like my face on a Sunday afternoon. Yeah. I sent Ryan a photo and he said, leave the calm. Don't use this isolated in court. I said, if this text message ends up in court, provide context. You don't want that screenshot getting out. All right. Now the place is down here.

Thank you very much for baking. Yeah, thank you. Absolutely amazing. Very far outside your job description, but a great... No, Lily's role has the word projects and the project for yesterday was baking. Take it back. Is this not a project? Yeah, that's a project.

Yeah, so the project is actually cleaning my house next. So if you don't mind. All right, now, Tony, which would you like to try first? So this, it's up to you whether you want icing. These two are the traditional way with icing. Yep. These two are the white wings. I reckon start with a white wing, a bite,

and then bite into the traditional and see if you can taste the, feel the difference. Okay. Or do you want a dry sample, as in like blind taste test? I was gonna say, should I have, should I close my eyes and? I'll put it in. Or do you want a dry sample, as in like blind taste test? I was gonna say, should I have, should I close my eyes and- I'll put it in. Or something. But like, is that what we should be doing to really test?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So you just close your eyes. I'll just have my glasses off. Okay, my eyes are closed. Hang on, hang on, hang on. The one that's less red is the... You want the red one first?

Yes. Shut up. Okay. What's the point in the blind testers if you say... Okay, okay, okay. No. All right. Tony, there's...

Now you can open your eyes. No, don't, don't, no, fuck, don't. No. Leave it there. No, no. No, I know, it's okay. Okay ready Okay, you know open your eyes now cuz I look the same I'll do that I've got icing oh, okay No, that's okay. I'll take a big bite. I won't look at it while I'm doing it. Just look you right in the eye

How's that? It's good. It took a pretty big bite. Yeah, I was pretty surprised actually. Okay. I was like, oh, we're doing a podcast. Maybe we should have a nibble, get a little taste. But now you've, you've had half the muffin in one bite there. I just have a sip. Would you say that's a favorite? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Would you say that's a favorite? It looks like you've had a mouthful of Iron Eyes Dutch. That's good. I've just bitten the second one.

Mmm. Your face isn't as scrunched up for the second one as it was the first one. I didn't take a big bite. Oh, it was a bit more manageable. Okay, yep. Um, I think. Which one's better? I think the second one's better.

Okay. Okay. Why would you say that? I think the second one tastes more chocolatey. Mm. The first one. So I'm guessing the first one is the real one. Real one. Which is less chocolatey and less flavoursome. Yeah. And the second one, the lazy version tastes yummier. Is she correct? Yes. Really? Oh my God. less flavoursome. Yeah. And the second one, the lazy version, tastes yummier.

Is she correct? Yes. Really? Oh, my God. Do you want to taste it? So this is the original? This is the original. I just reckon that the second one or maybe it's just that the second one is a better bake because the like the actual texture of it is awesome. OK, so apparently what I also learned about red velvet yesterday.

We've all written on this fucking deep dive. That the texture of the buttermilk and the vinegar and stuff is meant to give it like a velvety texture. Oh. But I agree with you. I didn't get that because I tried them as well. No, but I think like the original one is probably,

yes, more dense, which is obviously what it's supposed to be, but I don't really, so maybe I just don't like red velvet cake. Is that like a surprise third option is that I just don't like it? Maybe you like chocolate cake? Yeah. I can't taste the difference.

Like, I do, I definitely think that the lazy version, the second one, is more chocolatey. Like I think I like the taste better. You've done a great job on the bake though. Round of applause and get in the comments for Lil's baking. Absolutely. Are we gonna get fucking burnt alive for saying we like the lazy version though?

You also have a little bit of cupcake in your beard if you wanna just get that off. Get me off. I know you can see it. I can't, but- Oh no, you actually can't really see it. Yeah, I can feel it, there we go. Yeah, it's still there. Okay. Yeah.

I was like, you can see it on your thing, but you really couldn't. I've got to love to say it here because, oh, and a little bit of food chat, Vincent. Recently, there was a bit of talk on the show of like waffle Wednesday and throwback Thursday. And we said like, what's Friday? Oh yeah.

An anonymous person has reached out and given me some very valuable internet information. And this is verbatim what they said. I'm here to tell you that on Gay Internet, Friday is Fat Cock Friday. Yeah. Yeah. So now we know what the,

so Waffle Wednesday, Throwback Thursday, Fat Cock Friday. How long has this been happening for? Do gays have so much more fun? I just love it. Yeah, but so a very good source, who I know well, we've met. I can reveal my source to you later. Whisper it now.

No, they requested to be anonymous and I'm gonna honor that. Who do we know that loves a Fat Cock Friday? Oh, it would take too long to work through all of them. But Fat Cock Friday, isn't that good? No, absolutely not. Can you imagine him saying those words? No, that's why I'd be so surprised.

No, anyway, so you love to say that. Huh? No, no, no, no. He would say that, but it wasn't him. So it wasn't Cam Morris and it wasn't Tim Collins. Yep. No, but closer. So it wasn't the big twig,

but closer in the TARPA arena, yes. Oh. Are there gay people in the TARPA community? Yeah, apparently. Maybe we're on the gay internet, we didn't know. That's why we're celebrating Fat Cock Friday. But I love to see that, thank you very much. Have a Fat Cock Friday everyone. And we're always saying that.

I've got to love to see it here. Now, at the... This is from Becca Jane, who is a tarpa from Australia, but currently lives in... Becca Jane! Currently lives in Santa Barbara. Santa Barbara, more like. She was at the local hospital and they had a big sign.

Showcase? Yeah, she's all good. There was a big sign that said, heroes work here. Because obviously doctors and- We should get that here. Sorry. No, we should get a fat cock Friday sign.

But in the breeze, look what's happened to the hero's work here sign. Ho's work here? That is amazing. The E and the R has kind of got mixed up. Now, Becca, who's very poetic, by the way, she says, you either die a hero or you live long enough for yourself to become a hoe. I'm always saying that. Yeah. Yeah. So have a fantastic weekend.

Have a great Fat Cock Friday. To all the hoes and fat cocks out there, get around it. Get around the fat cocks. Love you. Have a good weekend. What's happening next week on the show? From Fat Cock Friday, and on Monday we'll be talking about habits of the elderly.

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