Toni and Ryan - Neighbourhood Cheating Scandal

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. We are calling Vancouver and it's Cass. And- Cass Noda. I believe is the colloquial term. Yes. Now, when people like register to approve.

Yeah. Sometimes it's like, oh, what do you do for work? Tell us a fun fact. Fun fact. Um, maybe- Hello? Hey, Cass. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you how you doing good how are you guys not too bad well I was just saying that when you filled out the form it said can you tell us a fun fact

about yourself and you said I'm actually quite boring but I like to think I'm very funny yeah that's that's how it how it goes over here oh that's how it goes with Ryan as well I think I'm kind of the main person I make myself think it's funny I'm not sure how the people here. Oh, that's how it goes with Ryan as well. I'm kind of the main person I make myself think it's funny. I'm not sure how the people around me feel about that. We used to work with one of them. Yeah, but it wasn't funny at all. No, it was actually a bit of a fucking

Carla Conti. Just really needed therapy. Yeah, the rest of us had to go for it. And a new job. Yeah, and a new face and personality. But we won't tell ourselves that. No, no, no, no. A narcissist would never had to do it for her. And a new job. Yeah, and a new face and personality. But we won't tell ourselves that. No. No, no, no, no. A narcissist would never ask if they're a narcissist. No, because that would show some self-awareness.

Hey, Cass, you work at one of my favorite- Oh, Cass, you're so funny. Oh, Cass. You work at one of my favorite places. Oh, sure do. I like to talk about it saying it's a mediocre diner. It's a mediocre diner. Do you work at the Waffle House?

No. What specifically do you guys sell there, Cass? Fish and chips. Fuck yes. Do you do a deep fried marsupial? The best part is I don't eat fish, so I just lie to people blatantly all day, every day. Do people specifically walk in and say I don't eat fish, so I just lie to people blatantly all day, every day. Do people specifically walk in and say do you eat fish, Cass? Cass, how's the blue granada today? Grenadier.

Couldn't fucking tell ya. Ariana Grenadier. And Cass goes, sounds great. It's awesome today. I've had some myself. I fucking hate all of you. All right. Well, we won't judge you for that. Yeah, freshly caught. Definitely not from New Zealand. Yes.

Blue-grinned deer does come from New Zealand, Cass. That's very good from you. See, well, you don't have to. I used to be a fishmonger, so just a couple of fish girls. You don't have to eat fish to know fish. Well, no. I mean, if you work at a fish and chip place, you probably like some things right off, isn't it?

Yeah, well, Cass is a professional, and she will do what she needs to do. I am funny. See, I'm the same as you and Cass. That was very funny. All three of us, hilarious. You're hired. You're hired. Thank you very much, Cass.

Will you approve today's episode? I sure will. Woohoo! Hey, it's Cass from Vancouver and I officially approve this podcast. Alright, on Tuesday we do Confessions. These are top confessions. You can submit them frustratingly anonymously. We don't get any of your information, so we can't find out who you are.

Very anonymous. TonyandRyan.com.au. Hit the confessions tab and you can submit any stories. Should I tell my neighbour about the cheating? I'm a stay-at-home mum in East Melbourne and because our living room is at the front of the house and I was staying at home, I got to know the comings and goings of all the neighbours.

Yeah, because you just... Yeah, people come and go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whenever Lucy, fake name, a brunette was away for work, her partner Tom would bring this blonde girl over during their lunch break. So Lucy's the brunette and the wife that lived there. This was only when Lucy was away would the blonde girl come over on lunch break. I was only just suspecting an affair until one day they left together and she grabbed his butt and kissed him in a way that had real

I just got railed on my lunch break energy about it. But you know how that's like we just did it. Oh, I know. That's how I grab your bum. After our lunch break. Now you're asleep. Yeah, the incorrect part of that story is we wouldn't stop for lunch. Yeah. Oh, I'd be so hungry, though. Lucy seemed really nice.

And they're your neighbour as well, so you probably know them a little bit. They've got to know each other over the journey a fair bit. Yeah. Should I tell her? Oh, fuck. People need ring doorbells. No cheating would occur if everybody had a ring doorbell because you can't just bring people into your house

because everyone knows. They get a little notification. The anonymous confessor says, I was Natalie Imbruglia. I was. Torn. Until one week. Oh. Tom was away for work and this car pulls up.

And the same blonde gets out and the wife is fucking the same woman. I watch a man walk to the front door and when it opens, he picks up Lucy like every rom-com movie you've ever seen and they start fully making out before he carries her inside and shuts the door. What? When I say my mouth hit the fucking floor. Both of my lovely neighbours are cheating on each other.

They might not be. It might be an open relationship. Like it actually might be all good. So the confessor, like she says, Natalie and Brulia, and kind of goes, oh, it's not my place to say. Maybe they all know. Yes. Maybe, you know, I only know what I see coming and going through the door.

And you don't want to be like a judgy neighbour. Like you're cheating on each other and they're like, oh, no, this is an arrangement and then you seem like an arsehole. She does get sussed though on it's like when they're away for an extended period. It's like conveniently always that time. But that might be the rule. That might be the rule. That might be the rule.

That's like, oh, nope, don't have anyone here while I'm here. But if I'm away, like fair game. So the tarp of confessor, she ends up moving out of East Melbourne. Oh, so she doesn't live there anymore. Oh, my God. So she says, so these two, the couple that are like cheating on each other, they're across the street.

Yep. So she goes to the lady next door and goes, here's the deal. I'm going to deliver some scandalous goss to you. I'm going to pour you the tea. In exchange, when I leave, you need to keep me updated. Do we have ourselves a deal? As if she was just like, I need you to know so that if anything goes down, not only can I find out.

I want to know how this ends. But also if you think like sometimes like, you know, a problem shared is a problem halved. Maybe even the neighbour could be like, we should say something or no, let's not say anything. Or you just want someone to tell. Yeah. If you got a knock on the door from a neighbour who wasn't like looking for a cat or trying to tell you something

Not relatable for me. Yeah, no. I don't know about that. And they just go, oh hey, I'm your neighbour. Just a quick one. Those guys across the street, they're totally fucking cheating on each other, right? Would you just be like fucking pop a bottle of bubbly's, come and sit down. Let's go through a play-by-play. Yes. So she makes friends with the girl next door and is like, this is what's going on.

She's always away. What a way to break the ice as well. She's always away for work and then when she's away, this other chick comes around and blah, blah, blah. And the other girl is like, oh, my God. Because sometimes just the way houses are, sometimes the room at the front is like the spare room and you never see what happens on the street.

Yeah, no. But, of course, when your lounge room's at the front, you're like you're seeing it all. Yes, 100%. And you think, oh, but your privacy. Fuck privacy. I want to know what everyone else is doing because this sounds like way more exciting than my life.

But also I think like at first it would potentially be a bit subconscious. Like you wouldn't think about what information you're taking in about who's coming and going. But then all of a sudden you'd be like, oh, they do that a lot. And that's when it would start to click, I reckon. I don't think that our confessor is sitting there with the binoculars. But I think it's just like slowly.

Over a year, there's some patterns. Exactly. I think that's very normal. A year later. Oh, my God, yes. I get a message on Facebook Messenger from the next door neighbor. Yeah. Tom and Lucy have broken up.

The movies have come. It's all gone, you know, pear-shaped. It turns out the girl Tom was having a fling with was the wife of the man Lucy was having a fling with. No. And neither of them knew each other. No, no way. Until it all blew up and both relationships are now over. Have they done the direct swap?

No, they're all, no, they're just blown up. It's all over. I'm shocked. Yeah. I actually need a sip of tea and probably a cigarette to be honest oh my god hang on but it was going on for like two or three years yeah all up so it wasn't all kosh no it wasn't but imagine it's like you find out that Torbs is doing the hippity-dippity of

someone yeah and i'm like well i'm fucking their wife by accident yeah and so are you allowed to be mad you know what i mean how dare you were you doing the same thing yeah but fuck you but like two wrongs don't make a right no but they also but you can't get too high on your horse because you're like doing Doing the same thing. But I guess you'd probably in that moment be like, oh, look, I'm really heartbroken that you've done it to me and now I can see how hurt you must be that I was doing it too. That's me being a grown up.

But no, I would be like, I don't believe you did this. And he's like, well, you did it too. I'd be like, fuck you. But do you reckon it'd be a bit like, oh, same. Oh, this is so weird. Yeah, I'll be just like, lol. What are the odds of them fucking each other, though, the husband and wife?

The one thing we don't know, and good work from the fucking neighbour, by the way. Oh, yeah, that's real super smooth. The one thing we don't know is if the two couples were, like, in the same friendship group or had anything to do with each other. Or, like, worked together or something. Yeah, so maybe it's not that much of a coincidence. Because if it was just two random strangers who happened

to be together also, that would be crazy. Yeah, that's like too good to be in shit coincidence chat. Yeah, oh no, that's like a real like miracle almost. Holy shit. Yeah. What a crazy story. Yeah. Let's move to East Melbourne.

Do you reckon that that shit happens? It just makes my life seem so boring. Does it really happen? Like I just can't imagine like one day you're fucking sitting in your front lounge room and then all of a sudden there's a fucking quadruple couple fucking splitting up and doing whatever. Like I just can't imagine that that stuff's really going on

but I guess it is. The craziest thing that's happened in my neighbourhood is- Is that you put your rubbish in other people's bins. They don't know that. Fuck you. Is that you don't do anything to people's bins. So Carol and what's that other guy's name, Mark, like an older couple. Yeah.

Oh, well, you've named them now. Oh, fucking whatever. They might be getting a new garage. That's – so they're knocking an existing one down? No, they only have a carport. And they're building a full garage, double space, do you reckon? Yep. Bigger than yours because yours is quite small.

My garage is quite small. Oh, roller door? Like fucking remote? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's nice. No, it'll be like its own freestanding building, like walls and all. Yeah. They would have had to go to the council for that.

Probably. Oh, fuck. And so when I found out this in my neck of the woods in research, this was like, everyone was talking about it. Do you know how much that would have cost? Carol and Mark, I reckon, have come into some money. I reckon they have too. Yeah.

I reckon one of their parents is- They fucking won Lotto. No, I reckon one of their parents is- They fucking won Lotto. No, I reckon one of their parents is fucking- It's an inheritance job all the way. You said that they're an older couple. Their parents are already dead, surely. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I reckon that's Lotto. Or maybe a bit of it like crypto windfall or something. All right. If you won Lotto, a million dollars, what's the first big crazy purchase you would buy? Three, two, one, new garage. Could you imagine? We'll finally get rid of that carport and get a roller door. But do you know what it is, though?

That would bring your insurance premiums right down. You're saving money. Yeah. Yeah, so this is the gossip happening in my street. But I liked it. Look at that. Look at that. Yeah, that's good gossip.

A new garage, that's good. I just feel like I'd prefer the gossip in my street. But I liked it. Look at that. Yeah, yeah. That's good gossip. A new garage. That's good. I just feel like I'd prefer the gossip in my street to be like people banging each other because that just sounds like fun, doesn't it? It does sound like a cinema film. Yeah. Like it sounds like a... Most films are. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Some are TV films. Oh, that is true. No, I take that back. I've seen some shit on Channel

7 at midday. That sounds like a blockbuster to me. Have we got time for another confession? Have we all worked up about that one? How long have we been gone? I don't know. I've seen some shit on Channel 7 at midday. That sounds like a blockbuster to me. Have we got time for another confession? Have we all worked up about that one? How long have we been going? I don't know. I liked it, but the fucking Gary just really, that set me right off. Hey, it's Cass from Vancouver,

and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Just before I get into the champion type of shout-outs, I've just thought about another piece of gossip that Ryan came into work with a few times about his neighbourhood. Do you remember down the road? No, no, because it didn't happen. When you kept saying, oh, I reckon the people down the road are moving. Oh, they're moving again. God, that house, no, because it didn't happen. When you kept saying, oh, I reckon the people down the road are moving. Oh, they're moving again.

God, that house, they can't keep people in there. There's always people moving because there's always a removalist truck out the front. And Bridget, your wife, said like, no, I think that they might just be removed. They are removalists and they keep the truck out the front. Yeah. And they keep it. They should get a garage. That's all I'm saying.

Well, it doesn't fit in their garage. Keep it private. Keep it private. Yeah, nah. But Ryan, like, had said to me and said to Bridget, and one day, like, you, Bridget and I were, like, sitting around the table. There's only so many times I can bring that up before someone goes,

hang on, mate. And all three of us are sitting there and Bridget's like, I think that they might just be removalists. And I was like, that is definitely what's happening. I don't think people are moving every day for two weeks. I have a question. Question. Was it four different removalist trucks?

No, it was the same one. Same one. Same one. Yeah. Yeah. Same registration number. I actually looked at that house when we bought ours because it was for sale like a few months before.

Well, are you sure it was or was the removalist truck out the front? No, no. Well, that's for sale. I'll have a look at that one. No, because the first time I saw it, because we moved into our place and I go, that was for sale two months before us and they're only just moving in. And they're moving.

So it must have been a longer settlement. Because you know how it's like 90 days. Fuck, we make stories out of everything, eh? That's great. That's amazing. And I go, they must have one of those like 120 days. Yeah. Or they were waiting for something else to sell.

It turns out they're having one day settlements and they sell daily and they're selling all the time or it's a rental and they just can't keep people in there a massive shout out to uh it is actually really nice because the front's really modern turns out removalist they're fucking no cozy lives there the front's very modern they've redone that recently so they're doing okay the whole thing's been redone but like all i've seen because i'm not a freak, is the front. So that's what I'm basing my story on. I'm surprised it's all the front of the house behind the truck.

Yeah, well, because I was looking and I went, they must be moving in. Alice Brown from our Patreon, good on you. Thank you so much. Brooke Page. Page-er. Ina Oden-Osterboe. Yep.

Megan Johnson and Peter H, good on you guys. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. Thank you. I've got some of our Patreon. Thank you. I've got some more sexy chat. Ooh. Yeah. Would you say- I was in East Melbourne.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my husband, Lucy, and my boyfriend, Tom, would you say, Ryan, and anybody listening, that you're a fan of PDA, like public displays of affection? Me doing it or seeing it? I'd say like you doing it. Like are you a fan of like a, like if you're out, would you do a smooch in public or like a hand on the bum?

I am open to a hand on the bum. Yeah. I like a hand on the bum. On your bum or you doing a hand on the bum? Yeah, nice. Although Bridget would never, but I would, Bridget, touch my bum in public. Oh, you heard her here first.

Yeah, she doesn't listen. No, I like that. I like a handhold. A handhold is nice. Like when we went out for a fancy dinner for my birthday and she surprised me with my friends afterwards. I was like, oh, thanks, that was really nice. And then maybe it was a little smooch and I held hands as we walked back down to the thing.

To the car and stuff? Yeah, that was a bit nice. That's nice. But I think days are gone of like a big fucking pash. Pash in public. But I think just like closeness, you know. Because I, like Torbs and I are probably the same. Like we'll normally do a handhold or.

Yeah, but he, as we know, won't fuck you in a public toilet. He will not fuck me in a public toilet. I've tried so many times. Yeah. But like he's also. So yeah, is he against it? Because seem pretty no like i i think you're like showing him off like you're so proud of him but also yeah i just love him so i'm like yeah um but i like would never like kiss him in public in like because i just find that i wouldn't do that is that why

you're terrified of your wedding because the thought of you may now kiss the bride, you're like, don't fucking touch me, there's 100 people watching. Yeah, I'd just be like, high five. And that is big for me. That is big for you. What about when we were at that fancy restaurant in Sydney and it turned out, we didn't know this at the time, but it was like a hot, sexy date kind of restaurant.

And all the people around us were in couples and it was really low lighting. Yeah, and like birthdays and like rubbing each other. I reckon the guy behind me was fingering that chick. I definitely agree. Same. We didn't talk about that at the time. No, but I saw that too.

I clocked that and I went, oh, we're here for a business dinner. They are not. They are not. Well, no. They're getting down to business. No. Well, that was going to be my other question. How do you feel when other people do?

How do I feel about fingering in restaurants? In planes, that's more your area. How do you feel about like other people doing PDA in front of you? Like, you know, when like maybe you're out for dinner with another couple and they're like all over each other and you're like, love that for you, but like we're trying to have dinner. If it's two on two, that's like, no, that's weird because then you're making it awkward for the other two.

Because the other couple's like, should we start kissing? However, when there was that couple near us in the restaurant in Sydney, we were like, fucking good on you guys. Young love. And they were definitely like on a date. On a date. New lovers. They weren't wearing wedding rings or anything like that.

And I think the vibe was just like, fucking live your best. Look at these guys. In a nice restaurant. They've met each other. Having fucking live your best. Look at these guys. Yeah. Nice restaurant. They've met each other. Having a smooch. Fucking good on you. And I, and like, I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but I was like, fuck. Yeah.

Like have a good time. I'd hate for that to sound creepy. Have a good time guys. I didn't say it like that. I didn't say it like that. Hope you guys are having a good time. Hey guys, you having a good time? Hey mate, did you fucking get a slice of that?

Oh mate. Well, no, you can't say, you fucking get a slice of that? Oh, mate. Well, no, you can't say did you get a slice of that. What can I say? Nothing. I forget talking. Don't say anything. I'm just going to say I'm fine. Like, do you do you?

It doesn't make you uncomfortable? No, I'm fine with it. Well, because I witnessed an incredibly intimate moment the other day and I didn't really know how to respond. Oh. So, like, you were like. Yeah. And it was between you, you were like. Yeah. And it was between you and your wife, Bridget.

What? What do you mean? When? How? Who? Yeah. Well, and I saw it and I went, oh, and I felt like I had to look away. Really?

Yeah. And I thought, fuck, baby number two, maybe? Maybe. So, you and I the other day. When was this? We were on Zoom. We were on like a Zoom meeting and we're like chatting beers and fucking whatever, like shooting the shit.

We're talking about a bunch of stuff and then you were using like a normal like iPhone corded headphones. Yeah. And I was at home. I was at home alone. So my computer was just out because you were like, oh, Bridget and Mabes are fucking moving around. I have to use headphones because, yeah, Mabel,

if she hears Aunt Toddy talking on the Zoom, oh, God. And so we're chatting and we're fucking going through all this stuff and Mabel wandered in because she does her little walk up to find out what Dad's up to because she loves seeing Dad in his office. Mabes wandered in and we're like waving and she just loves the movement because obviously you were wearing headphones so she couldn't hear me. But she's waving at Toddy. She's trying to like high-five the screen.

Doing little fist bumps and little smooches, little waves, little claps. She loves doing a little clap. Anyway, Bridge then a few minutes later walked in obviously to be like, oh, Mabel, dad's's working, like come on. And she walked in and said, hey. And I go, oh, say hi to Bridget but I can't really hear her. She obviously can't hear me. And then Bridget leans down.

This is hot. Takes one earbud out of your ear and puts it into her ear and he's like, hey, Tone, like, how are you going? Like, oh, like, how's the fucking seat coming along at your place? Like, we're just fucking casual chat and we're having a bit of a yarn and then she goes, anyway, let me, like, you guys get back to it. I'll take Mabel back downstairs. She takes the earbud out of her ear and so gently pushes the earbud back

into Ryan's ear while I'm watching. Oh, my God. And the way that she so gently put the earbud back in your ear, I thought, I need to go. Really? Something's going to happen here. Yeah, Ryan's about to get pegged. Because it was so sensual and so intimate that I thought,

do you guys need it? I'll come and grab my apes. You guys have the afternoon. Thank you. That's how I felt. Yeah, well, it's because we're in love. Me and my wife. It's because we're in love.

Me and my wife love each other and we are. And it was just a private moment between me and my wife. Yeah, and me. And Tony Lodge. I was there, yep. Yeah. Did it make you feel uncomfortable? No, not uncomfortable, but I thought.

Did it make you feel something? It made me feel something and I thought. Did it make you, were you jealous? I was a little bit jealous because normally it's me touching your ears, but that's okay. Who's she? Yeah, who's that bitch? Yeah.

But I just was and I went, oh. Yeah. Oh, just the way that she just so gently. I love my wife. Yeah, and it was pretty hot. So I'm guessing that things are going well at home. Very well, actually. Thanks for asking. Yeah. Quite well. Everyone's doing good.

But yeah, I just saw that and I thought, pfft. You jealous? PDA. How does Torbz put the earphones in you? How's he doing? He'd never put anything in my ear because that is fucked. I don't like that. You're a weird ears person. I'm funny with my ears, yeah. Is that what made it like it was like a bit of a kink for you to say that then? Oh, that it was a bit like, oh, I don't do that at home. Yeah, like when you see people doing stuff you don't do and you go, oh. Yeah, that's interesting.

Is that how the other half live? Yeah, well, maybe. Do you want? Don't touch my ears. Okay. Yeah, unless it's, you know, just a little bit of like a, in the ear, that fucking, that's okay. No, I don't want you to do it now. Don't. Yeah. Unless it's, you know, just a little bit of like a in the ear. That fucking, that's okay. No, I don't want you to do it now.

Don't. Nope. Nope. No. I've got a you love to see it here and we all just need to simmer down. We actually do. Very sexy stuff. Caitlin posted.

I don't know if it's because of the cheating couples and the ears. It just feels like a bit of a revved up episode. It was a bit saucy, wasn't it? We needed a bit of heat because it's fucking cold outside. My car's in for a service. You know, we've just, there's a lot going on. Did you get it in today? Yeah, it's put in.

I've taken it in. Thank you. Yeah, went in this morning. Caitlin shared this in our Facebook group and I love to see this. Oh, but my car in your garage. The new garage that's being built by fucking, what are their names? Carolyn and Mark. Carolyn and Mark, yeah.

I finally found my first in-person tarpa. Oh, tarpa's in the wild. Thanks to this group, I'm very aware that Newfoundlanders are big fans of Tony and Ryan, but I finally met my first real-life tarpa last week. My partner and I are real homebodies, but in the new year we decided we wanted to get out of the house more. So we've started to go out once a week to play trivia at the pub.

Pub trivia is great. Isn't that really sweet? If you are trying to get out of the house, it's a real good first step because, like, it's fun. It's like low stakes. Yeah, you can have a meal and a brewski. You can play by yourselves or with others. Go back to what you said, good icebreaker. Yeah, you can have a meal and a brewski. You can play by yourselves or with others. Go back to what you said, good icebreaker.

Yeah. There's already something to talk about because there's an activity on the go. Yeah, it's great. That's a really good point. I've never thought about it like that actually. Do you know what I'd like to do? There's like- Have someone touch your ears.

You know at like bowling alleys how they've got like casual leagues? I think that would be good because it's like there's something to do. Your hands are busy and you can kind of like. You can order a steak in a bowling alley as well. I've heard that. I don't know if I would do it, but I reckon a casual bowling, because my mum used to bowl. We went bowling.

Do you want to go bowling again? I like bowling. Torbs and I, I reckon it's one of our favourite activities. When's the last time you guys bowled together? Just a couple of weeks ago, actually. Yeah, we went on a Sunday. Yeah, the Keys. Many people there?

It was packed, actually. Lots of family. It was like during the day. So there's a couple of families. All these families and then you and Torbs. Just me and Torbs fucking slaying a couple of strikes down the fucking way. Anyway, while at Pub Trivia, Caitlin says, with my partner's work colleagues who are now like actually friends,

not just like work together, I mentioned something to my partner about a joke from my podcast, which he calls TARP because it's the only non-murder podcast I listen to. From across the table, the co-worker says, oh, Tony and Ryan. And Caitlin says, almost fell over my chair. And we were then like, oh, Tony and Ryan, they're from Australia, blah, blah, blah. And the two of them are like filling everybody else at the table in on like what we do and whatever. We landed on the way that we decided.

This is my, you'll love to see it. The way that they decided to describe the podcast. Two very lovable, highly intelligent, but total dummies from Australia. I will cop that. Yeah, beautiful idiots. Beautiful idiots. Yes. Thank you very much.

You'll have to see that. I thought that was so sweet. Thank you for sharing that, Caitlin. That was really fucking cute. Thank you, Caitlin. And isn't it just great when you're in person and there's something maybe a bit obscure and people go, I know what you're talking about. Yes.

Yeah. Bringing people together. Yeah, I love that. Bringing people together. Now, I wouldn't say i've changed my mind on this you'll have to see it oh i felt like that's gonna make whoever sent it to you feel really bad no no it was just a news story uh because i think this guy is a pretty bad criminal um but i kind of like the the cheek the smart aleckiness of this.

All right, well, we can all decide together. He got sentenced to jail. They say you will be in jail until you die. You love to see that, actually, if he's a criminal. Yep, he's got caught. The jury's found him guilty and the judge says in jail until you die. So this guy... This doesn't feel like the right vibe, do you know what I'm saying?

This guy has a heart attack, dies in prison. Right. And then the ambulance comes in and he is announced dead, pronounced dead, but then they like resuscitate him and he comes back to life. Like he's, you know, he's out for like five minutes kind of thing. And called and said dead. Like they've, you know, time of death.

Yeah. And then the motherfucker wakes up. And then he asks for a special hearing. Sophie's rolling her eyes. Do you know why you're rolling your eyes? Well, because obviously he's asked for a hearing because he said, technically, I died. So can I get out of prison now?

I'd like to be freed. Is that why you're rolling your eyes at? Yeah, he's pulling a Jon Snow. For those Game of Thrones listeners out there. No, we're not. We don't. I don't do that. I don't actually watch porn shit.

I had sex in high school. Yeah, I've actually got a personality, so not required over here. All good. I have a child. Matt Killick. For those playing along at home, Sophie's had sex. I've actually got a personality, so not required over here. All good. I'm a child. Not a killer conception. For those playing along at home, Sophie's had sex.

Can't believe she got dumped. Yeah. She got dumped. Sorry, Sophie. I can't say that. You're her boss. Yeah. That's fucked.

Yeah. Let me put something in your ear later. Ear. Ear. Ear. Ear. Ear. Ear. Ear. Ear. your ear later. Ear. Ear. Your ear. Your ear. Fuck, dude. Sorry, that was fucking close.

Anyway, obviously the guy asked for a hearing because he was like, well, I technically died. What I'm glad is that this story isn't the most fucked thing that's happened in the last minute. I hate your love to say it. Am I allowed to say that? Is that allowed? I feel like that's so opposite. I kind of saw that and went, ha!

Good on you, mate. But obviously you want the c*** to stay in prison. Yeah. Beep that. You want me to do another one? No, you don't have to do another one, but I hate that. Is that allowed? Am I allowed to say say i think you've said you hated my love to say before i'm supportive oh fuck you i read no you know what you don't get another chance and today's episode thread is gonna be who is on like we'll tally it up i don't love that he's he didn't get out by the way shock yeah um but i just love the kind of like jovialness of like, well, technically

Yeah. Yeah, I guess I get it. But he looks like a fun, friendly guy. Have a look. I don't want to see it. That should stay in prison. I'll say it again. Beep it again.

Yeah, beep it again. Alright, we'll be back tomorrow. Have a great day, everyone. I've got to go pick my car up from the service. Yep. Yep, all right. Love you. Love you.

All good. Holy shit. All good, though. Pretty good. Love you, bye.