Toni and Ryan - Neighbourhood Scandals Revealed!

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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Milbong or my dong. That's what I'd like to know. Hi Emily! Hi guys. Good. So we're just making all the appropriate jokes about Milbong. So, um, you know, just so you know, nothing you haven't heard before. I was about to say, yeah, nothing you haven't heard before. Now Tony has a special song to sing for you today. And Paul, I love to hear it.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Is anyone else turned on? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Has anyone else turned down? Happy birthday dear Emily. That's actually, that's you Emily. That's actually for you.

Happy birthday to you! Oh my God. I'm lucky I have my AirPods in. Sorry. Yeah. Luckily for you Emily, you'll never hear anything ever again. Yeah, great. Well, I think the whole town of Milbong

has just woken up and gone, did I just imagine that? Or did I have too much Milbongs last night? Emily, do you approve that song? Happy Birthday, and do you approve this podcast? Of course I do. Thank you. Hi, it's Emily from Milbong and I approve this podcast. This time last week, we learned that Tony is a business. Was that two weeks ago? That was two weeks ago, I think.

Oh my God. And it's also not business, brisbra, it's business. Sorry, my mistake. So we've actually all forgotten the funny joke. Well, welcome to this business podcast because coming up today, I've got some marketing advice for Cale the Chiropractor, who I saw yesterday. Cale the Chiropractor? Yeah. So he's doing good things, but there he needs to lift in some other areas.

And I just fucking put your cup of tea down because it's a wild ride. I've just been transported back to making ads for radio like back in the day. And I just imagine that the radio ad would have been like, if you need a cool car, Kail the chiropractor, like they would have just worked that into the game. Can you do a full VO for Kail though? How you think it should be? Feeling a little bit run down, not really sure how to get your crick cracked and you click clocked. Well, Kale the Chiropractor can help you out.

Located on the high street in Northcote, you will find everything that you need for all of your back crack and crick crack needs. Call Kale the Chiropractor now. Ladies and gentlemen, that wasn't bad. That was pretty good. That was better than the story off the. That was better than the- That had a story off the- That was better than the marketing I saw yesterday. That's all I'll say.

Well, we're doing- We'll send Cale our invoice after this. Yeah, nah. Well, yeah. Okay. All right. All right. That's good.

But first, hitting the hard hitting issues. What do you mean? We just solved the advertising problem. I issues. What do you mean? We just solved the advertising problem. What else is there? We've asked a really insightful question to tapas. Oh, beautiful. And the question we asked was what's happening on your street. Fucking content getting low, I guess.

And all I want to say before I start this story is that no animals were harmed. Like, no, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying. Like it starts like, but like it's okay. It's going to turn out fine. This is from Kate Evans. Hi Kate. Our guinea pig, Gary, was stolen and sold for drug money on the black market for $25. I only paid 15 when I bought him from a guinea pig meetup.

I posted about Gary in the neighborhoods Facebook group. Sorry. You okay? I'm stuck on the black market. If that gets you going, the next sentence is going to kill you. You will die. Because. Because. Do you want to debrief sentence by sentence or do you try to just push through and then we'll go back?

Push through. It's actually not this, it's whatever. I posted about Gary in the neighborhood of Facebook Group and the post got some buzz and it ended up on the local news. This led to an anonymous tip off and after a guinea sting operation, Gary was returned. Guinea sting. Guinea stinging. Guinea Sting.

From the top, it was where we were together. Our guinea pig, Gary, was stolen and sold for drug money on the black market for $25. Absolutely crazy. I only paid $15 for him from a Guinea pig meetup. I posted about Gary in a neighborhood's Facebook group and the post got some buzz and ended up on the local news. I mean, is there much happening in the town this week?

That is wild. What I will say is that if you've bought him for $15 and he got sold on for 25, you've bought well. I was relieved. Gary was quite smug, pretty chuffed about now being worth $25. Trucks back in. I'm up 66% since the, since the, did you just do that?

Or did you think about that before? Oh, 25 over 15. Oh, that doesn't mean anything to me. Yeah. Tony only learned what divide means a few weeks ago. Yeah. The slashes. I still don't really get it.

I'm definitely not worth more than what my mom bought me for. No, I think you were definitely not worth more than that. I have not appreciated it. I disagree. I say you're appreciating at the same rate Gary is, and I reckon if I tried to sell you on the black market for drug money, I'd do it right. Do you reckon? Sliden to Ryan Steves.

Best offer. $25 for drugs. What's that? A stick? Oh, that's what it was back in the day. A stick. What are you talking about? Oh, is's what it was back in the day. A stick. What are you talking about?

Oh, is that what it's called in WA? What are you, what are you, I actually don't know what you're talking about. Well, that's like a little bit of weed. Oh yeah. I don't know about, cause it's, I haven't been in high school for a long time. No, me either actually. But considering inflation, I'm guessing 25 doesn't get you much. That wouldn't get you very far. I don't think. I'd get you through an afternoon of playing Super Smash Brothers.

Oh, that sounds pretty fun. It actually does. Who should go to character? Let's say it on three. One, two, three. Toad. Yoshi. Oh. Similar energies.

Yeah, it was actually similar energy. I go Toadette for, well, whenever Tobs and I play Mario party, he's told and I'm told it. That's a bit cute. Isn't it? Yeah. We're hell in love at the moment. Yeah. You know, when you're always in love, but sometimes you like hell in love. I feel like we're hell in love at the moment.

Yeah. It's really nice. Uh, did you have a date night at a shopping center last night? True or false? Oh, is it true that you had, we were 15 and then we bought a stick after. Tell me. True or false? That's true. Is it true that you had... We were 15 and then we bought a stick after. Is it true that you had a date?

Can I say where? Yeah, you can say where. Is it true you went on a date to the Northland food court? OK, that makes it sound absolutely... No, everyone had a great time. We did have a great time. Yep, you're right. Table for two at the sushi train. We did not have to wait.

You always know it's a good date when they give you the vibrating buzzer. Yeah, it is. That is my kind of date actually. I'm actually going to need a cold drink after that. What's happening on your straight? Jamie has a story. Hi Jamie. I was talking to my neighbor in the backyard when a police officer jumped over the fence

and spear tackled him to the ground. No. Four cops cars pulled up. They cuffed him, but they kept calling him by the wrong name. So you're just talking to this guy about like what mulch he's got on his front lawn. Cop jumps over the back fence, spear tackle, takes him down. You don't put mulch on a lawn, I don't think so. That sounds really stupid.

Yeah, that's why he's under arrest. It turns out they were looking for his brother. He stole Gary the gift. So they fork up, they cuff him, get him on the ground and they're like calling him the, and he goes, that's, that's not me. That's my brother. And so Jamie goes, yeah, yeah, no, this is, that's not the guy you think it is. It's the brother. I kept saying, you've got the wrong guy.

And they, they had, once they realized they lifted him off the ground, uncuffed him, said, sorry. And we all had a laugh and carried on with our day. saying you've got the wrong guy. And they, they had, once they realized they lifted him off the ground, uncuffed him, said, sorry. And we all had a laugh and carried on with our day. No, that's the lie. I'd tell as well. No, you're looking for my sister, Tori.

That's not me. I don't have a sister called Tori. Don't you? Yes, I do. Yes. She looks exactly like me. Yeah. Um, that is not, that was him. He's a crook. Yep. She's living next door to 100%.

I know I've texted you a picture and everyone can, if you're watching on YouTube today, you can check that out. What do you see? Huh? Is that a turkey? Is that two turkeys? Multiple turkeys. Well, okay.

Can you do your two turkeys? Multiple turkeys. Multiple turkeys. Well, okay. Can you do your best turkey sound? Fuck, put a guy on the spot. Oh, this is going to be so bad. I'm not the sounds guy.

I'm embarrassed. I'm not the sounds guy. I'm not the sounds guy. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. This is amazing. That was great. Do you think that sounds like a dick? Do you think that sounds like a turkey? That sounds like a galah who's had a stick. That sounds like someone getting turkey after a few wild turkeys maybe. Yeah, many turkeys.

Emily. I was held hostage in my own house for three days by these turkeys. Emily. I was held hostage in my own house for three days by these turkeys. Are they quite aggressive? I'm terrified of turkeys and they wouldn't get away from the front door. So I was essentially stuck inside Googling how the fuck to get rid of them. Turkey journey. There's no such thing as turkey removalist. This local snake catcher said he couldn't help and the local zoo didn't want them.

So she's like, well, it's almost Thanksgiving. Just pop them in the oven. Sorry. Sorry. Well, let's be appreciative where our food comes from if you Tuesday. I was stuck inside for three days. That is horrific. That is horrific. That is horrific.

Can you do the noise again? I don't know why I have to go up and it comes out of me as I go down. No, I wouldn't be saying that. Not after the vibrating buzzer. No one used that as a fucking gif. Fuck you. Fucking see you later. GIF, fuck you. Godawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw I'm absolutely loving it. And Audible's best of the year picks are here. Discover Audible's passionately poured over, ruthlessly debated and lovingly listed selections across all of your favorite genres. From gripping mysteries and thrillers to heartfelt memoirs and swoon-worthy- Swoon.

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So if you want to check out some exclusive content, come on over. I don't want to, no, no, you don't, you apologize. Um, I don't want to throw you under the bus here, but is there a chance of a live stream crafting anytime soon? Are you feeling, you're feeling, you know, yes, no, there will be one craft because I need to start doing my bows for my Christmas tree. Yeah. Yep. Um, so I've got to go get some, um, some nice little ribbon so that I can do it before I've got some floristry wire already. Um, yeah. It's very

involved. Yeah. It sounds tough. It sounds tough. No, it's a beautiful task that I'm happy to undertake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We need to talk about Cale, the chiropractor. I think he's got a lot of airtime today. Well. Okay.

No, all right. Let me, so who is this person to you? I was driving home last night and I saw a car and the car was all like, like a lot of small businesses all stick it up. And it was like, okay, the car, yeah. Should we wrap my Audi? Yes. No, I'd take it back immediately. That if you, hey, I've got a magic trick that'll devalue your car by 25 grand and whoosh, a Tony Ryan sticker. What if we got a tarp van?

Like, and it was like, and we drove around and had like a big QR code on it so people could like scan it, find the podcast. Like a garbage truck? Yeah, but like all the time. Actually, yeah. What would we need a van for? Does a van just feel like we're switched on? Sometimes I go to the post office, but if the stuff fits in my car.

I've thought about getting, when I look at the size of my penis, I've thought about getting a big car. Um, and I go, oh, if I've got like a big four wheel drive or a big truck, does that just mean like I'm in business? I don't think so. Cause I think you see your little golf. I thought you were going to say but like if we had a work van, that is like the, like if that was wrapped in

Tony and Ryan stuff, I don't think that would feel the same as like when you got into that Fort Everest, I don't think that would be the same ever since I drove that Fort Everest, I just keep thinking crazy about that fucking car. It added two inches, but that ball coolers that I had. Yeah. It literally cooled me down in an instant. Yeah. So if you have, you ever sat in a car that had that. So you know how that seats have like warmers, but your Saab has that. So the new thing is a vented seat where they blows air con into your kunjola. Yeah. And we were driving it in Perth. And Ryan turned the car on. It was obviously just already sat on and the car turned on and we both went at the same time. And I was

like, do you feel that? And he was like, do you feel that? I was like, are we feeling the same thing? I think we need a Ford Everest work car. Yeah. I think that we need vented seats for sure. Do you feel that? And he was like, do you feel that? I was like, are we feeling the same thing? I think we need a Ford Everest work car. Yeah. I think that we need vented seats for sure. Can we get vented seats for the year? That would be good. Yeah. Let me talk about Cowlark Car Apprentice. Okay. Sorry. Car chat next week.

So it's like a regular sedan kind of car. Sure. And on the back seat, like the back door, it's a big... Like the passenger door. No, back seat. In the car. Yep. Yep.

Oh, like the door on this, on the outside of the car. Yeah. The rear passenger door. Rear passenger door. There's a huge picture of Cale the chiropractor. Right? And then on, and then there's signage that's... Like just the face.

No, like head to torso. Full body. then on, and then there's signage. Like just his face. No, like head to torso. Full body. Full body. And so his head's like on the window of the back and then his torso is like on the door part. Yeah. Dorsal. Dorsal. And it says, got a problem with your neck? Call Kale. And he's, and I don't know if it was Kale driving the car, but it was driving in McLeod, what's on your area. Yep. And I saw it and I was like, good on you Kale. Fucking marketing, getting it out there. Great. Small beers. Love it.

Here's the issue. And this is a warning to all small business owners and maybe a warning for us before we get the van or the Fort Everest. Oh, no. Whoever was driving the car had the back window down a little bit. And so his head, he had like, it kind of just went from upper chest just to head, like it missed the neck. It looked like he had a neck. And so he's like, that's quite spooky. Terrifying. And it says, got a problem with your neck?

And I go, I think you've got a problem with your neck. Your problem with your neck is that you don't have one. And it made me think who is the one guy that you don't trust with your neck? That you should trust. No, you should not trust. Oh, someone that doesn't have one. Yes. Yes.

Imagine if there's a guy walking around a dark alley that doesn't have a kidney and he goes, do you want me to check out that kidney? Oh no. So is he going to steal my neck and sell it on the black market like Gary for $25? There's someone driving around like this. Pretending that he's really, really good at chiropractic. You want me to check your neck? Oh my God. You want me to check your neck?

Okay. So definitely audio only would suit Kale as we suggested, because then no neck is an issue. Or just leave the window up. Commit to the bit. Also, when you're winding your back windows down. It's warming up here in Melbourne. And I think it was just one of those, you know, when you put all windows a little bit, so you just kind of get in a... Yeah, yeah, okay.

Getting a swirl on. Getting a swirl up! Yeah, okay. And it just, who's the guy in the Adams family that's fucked? Well, none of them. They're all lovely, but do you mean Uncle Fester? Well, the fact that you knew. Well, I know that that's who you're talking about because I've seen it.

He's not fucked though. He got lost in the Bermuda triangle, which is horrifying. Um, if that's not the definition of fucked, I don't know. My worst enemy. Oh, actually,'s not the definition of my worst enemy. Oh, actually, it's a hood. Imagine her in the Bermuda triangle. Oh, she'd try and see one more something. Yeah, yeah, she did something.

Yeah, it's a shame. That's a real shame. Oh, well, now we know who to not go to. Well, unless they wound the window back up and then maybe it would be OK. Maybe that's the visual play that I didn't see the end of. They go, what happens when you see Kailin and goes, The opposite of the turkey. Crack back up.

What sound does the automatic windows on your Audi make? No, this is the neck. Unclicking like. But you need the of the next unclicking. Okay, I've got a love to say it. I've got birds on the brain, I think post Turkey chat. Okay. My love to say it is actually, as you said, it's been warming up in Melbourne and it's

beautiful weather. And I feel like, you know, after kind of the cold winter, the animals kind of all start coming back out and there's like bees everywhere and there's birds everywhere and it's absolutely beautiful. My love to see it is that at work here, there's a really happy bird on our roof. Very happy. And the other day, it just like popped out of nowhere and it was kind of tapping on the roof and then it was just like went like I was doing a tap dance concert and it just sounded so happy and it actually made me feel really happy because I

imagined the cartoon version of what was happening on our roof and we're all imagining it now. But the animation and the cartoon of like this really happy bird that's like doing this tap dance for maybe it's mum and cousins, I just really like to see that. And it made me really, really happy. So that's why I love to see it. Why mom and cousins? Because like when your cousins would sleep over, that's when you'd be like, we're doing a concert tonight. And you would like put on like the closest clothes that you had to a Spice Girl and you do your Spice Girl with your hairbrush thing. My sister and I used

to do it all the time for our mom. In fact, she just sent me a song the other day, which was one that we used to do a dance to all the time. It was Turn Off the Light by Nelly Furtado. Was there some real like- Because I had the single. Was there some- There was a lot of this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

A lot of turn off the light, turn off the light. You might- Nelly Furtado was a waitress at a golf club in Keesborough one day. What? She bought over eggs benedict and I said, that's Nelly Furtado was a waitress at a golf club in Keesborough one day. What? She bought over eggs Benedict. And I said, that's Nellie Furtado. Did you say anything? Yeah, I said today, great eggs Benedict. And I said to Dave Parsons, I think that was Nellie Furtado.

And he goes, no, I don't think so. I go, I don't think you're wrong there, Dave. Now. I don't think it was. I wasn't there. So you might've. Do you know what's really funny about Nellie Furtado is that she has also a song. I'm like a bird, I only fly away.

I don't know where my soul is. Yeah, and that's the bird, that's not there. Birdie Furtado. When you heard Tony discussing the concert, you might have thought, oh, that's a bit of a fucking a funny story. But if you had have heard the tapping, I don't think there's any other like thing. Thank you. That's what was happening.

Because I, yeah, it was like an end of year concert. Yeah, but like, is it spring? Because the last few weeks have been like there's a block on. Summer, autumn, winter, spring, the seasons change. It's the annual thing. Yeah, winter, spring. Yep. That's how I remember,

because that's how I learned you three. But is it, that's why it's a bit, January, February, March, April, May, June and July. Day follows day. August, September, October draws near. November, December, it's the end of our year. If summer's hot, autumn's okay. Winter's not.

Give me spring every day. The weather's fine. Wish you were here. Will you be mine? Year after year. Summer, autumn, winter, spring. The seasons change, it's the annual thing. This one's not by Nellie Furtado,

just in case you were wondering. If you were wondering. Oh. Thanks, thank you everyone. It's my confidence as well. The Ben and I go to the same school. So it's the end of the year, and like most people at this time in November we start going,

okay what's the plans for 2025? And if anyone wants to know what it sounds like when I try to have a planning meeting about calendar dates in the future. It's too close to the holidays at the moment. I think around Easter we might take a week off and Tony goes, oh, April. And then I. Oh, around July the fourth, most of the Northern hemisphere is on holidays. Maybe we'll take a week off there and you went June, July. I have to do this song, I have to do this song.

Calendar planning, the musical. Doesn't have the same ring to it as the Les Mis, but I really love to see it here. Oh, Ryan, you got something on your head. Is it something on my head? It's still there. It's a booger. It's still there. That's so embarrassing. There's a book. It can't be a booger. Don't come over here. No, no, don't come over here. I'm just gonna- Sophie, get the fuck away!

No, no, sit back down! Sit back down! Sit back down! No, I don't think that- I think that it wasn't. Look on my hand. Do you want me? Sophie, give me the tissue so that I can throw up. How did that get on my forehead? I don't know. I don't think it could be a booger. I think I was rubbing my nose and then I got discussed.

Well, we can cuddle that out. Did we? You tell me what. Is that what you want to mention as well? It was, yeah. It only just happened. Yeah, just now. It literally just happened. You had your head down during. Because you just happened. Yeah, just now. It literally just happened. You had your head down during... Because you were like, oh, the song. You were just having a moment during

Tony's beautiful rendition. It just happened. I don't doubt that, but I'm just really embarrassed. No, don't be embarrassed. Can I tell you a story about Michelle? Remember when I pissed on the podcast that time? Yeah. Yeah. And it was on my dress and we posted it on Patreon.

I just had to check my dress. Yeah. These things happen. You know, when geniuses are at work posted it in Patreon. I had to check my dress. Yeah. These things happen. You know, when geniuses are at work, it gets messy. That's the bird upstairs. That made it sound like the bird was dead. It's not. No, but you know when you go,

oh, the big guy up top. Yeah, pops just upstairs. Nanna in the wind. Nanna in the wind.. Nana in the wind. Okay, love to say it. That's how we talk about Dave Farson's mother to his children. That's really beautiful. They never got to meet her. Because they didn't get to meet her.

Yeah, that's really- She's in the wind, she's all around us. That's actually beautiful. I think the headline of Nana in the Wind is quite funny, but saying that as a concept actually beautiful. It's just, I think the headline of Nana in the Wind is quite funny. But saying that as a concept is beautiful. And you know what? We could all work to employ that. And I think that anybody that knows me or has read my book knows that my mum comes to me in birds,

even though I'm not a bird guy. Which is a strange mix. But maybe that bird that's having a beautiful summer's day and concert on the roof, that's my mum. Maybe. You can't laugh because it's really sweet. It is really sweet. And I was just sweet about Dave Parsons mum, god bless her. You know, remember when you had a booger on yet?

Let me tell you about Michelle. Who's Michelle? Wait. Nah. I fucked it. Your shell or my shell? She shells, she shells by the seashore. She sells me shells by the seashore. Sorry.

Michelle. How's it? You love to see it. Hi Michelle. I volunteer at a dog rescue. Nothing makes us happier than getting a photo a few weeks after we've placed a dog into a home in a family and see them really making a home for themselves and being embraced by the family. Tony, please have a look at the photo I've just seen. Oh, there's a little baby, well, probably like three or four years old,

dressed up as a dinosaur and the dog is wearing a matching dinosaur costume. Oh, there's a little baby, well, probably like three or four years old, dressed up as a dinosaur and the dog is wearing a matching dinosaur costume. This photo really made our day, says Michelle. And just look, just take a minute to look into the dog's eyes. So patient with that baby, because that baby's like got its hands all over him.

But he's like looking like longing, like he just like loves being part of this family and just loves being included. And he's just a beautiful little guy that just needed to be put in the right spot. And does he do not deserve pets. We don't deserve dogs. They are too beautiful for this world. I saw that last night. And then I went and woke up BJ, my dog and cut it.

I made him cuddle me. That is so cute. Yeah. Okay. That's enough. That's enough. We've had enough for today. All right. What if, oh, it's the tissue box.

Scared me for a second. All right. Love you. Thank you so much for watching on YouTube while listening wherever you listen. Um, we absolutely love you. See you on Monday. Oh, if you're listening on YouTube, watching on YouTube and you didn't know that we actually do this podcast five days a week. Every day. Like literally every day. Get around it. There is more where that came from. I refuse to believe that. I refuse to believe that. Love you. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Based on Charles Yu's award-winning book, Interior Chinatown follows the story of Willis Wu, a background character trapped in a police procedural who dreams about a world beyond Chinatown. When he inadvertently becomes a witness to a crime, Willis begins to unravel a criminal web, his family's buried history, and what it feels like to be in the spotlight. Interior Chinatown is now streaming, only on Disney+.