Toni and Ryan - Netflix Announces WifeMode

Episode Date: June 25, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Welcome. And we are calling Brittany, who's in Virginia Beach. Ooh. Didn't you live in Virginia Beach? One of my mates did, so we went to his place a bit when I lived over there. Ryan lived in the US. Hello.

Brittany, it's Tony and Ryan. Hi. Brittany, how are you? What are you up to? We just got home from the movies, actually. Oh, what did you see? We saw the new Little Mermaid movie. Was it good? I've heard good things.

Yeah, we really liked it. Oh, good. I was a freeloader. Yeah, I love that. Well, if you approve the Little Mermaid movie, do you approve this podcast? Yeah. Legend. Thank you.

Hey, this is Brittany from Virginia Beach, and I approve this podcast? I guess. Thank you. Hey, this is Brittany from Virginia Beach and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, an announcement about the live stream. We padded last week, but we're ready. Don't want to spoil it, but it's good news. Well, hang on. That could be either way. Oh, sorry. Did you hear that?

I've got a bubble in my throat. Sorry, I just had a muesli bar. No, we'll wait. No, you just tell me when you're ready to go. No, I'm ready. Don't be a dick. Don't start the fucking week like this. Tony didn't get a muesli bar for anyone else

I have had a muesli bar Scrapped up piece of paper in front of you I have had a muesli bar Is that the breakfast you bought yourself from the cafe when we were all there And none of us got breakfast except you Only bought yourself a coffee I believe as well Interesting Cam had to put the kettle on like a fucking

Can you for the record just let everyone know That I offered multiple times Because I feel like this is character assassination. I actually won't, because you just did that to me. You just character assassinated me. Now that the shoe's on the other foot, not that I'd take my shoes off, but now that the shoe's on the other foot, you're like, oh, well, Tony,

don't let people get on my ass up. But what I said is true, though. Okay, I did not. Would anyone like a music bar? Do you guys want one? No, I'm fine. Because anyone like a muesli bar? Do you guys want one? No, I'm fine. Because I'll go get you one. There's only one left. All right, so I see what I've done.

All right, no one wants a muesli bar. I've eaten one. What I was going to say is that the good news could either be that we don't have to do it, maybe it's good news for us, or it might be good news for the people that have contributed already. Who's to say? Stay tuned. Yeah, we'll get you through.

for the people that have contributed already. Who's to say? Stay tuned. Yeah, we'll get you through. But first, Netflix has announced the wife mode function that explains the entire movie before it starts. Very convenient for someone like Tony, who asks 100 million questions during the movie, and to quote your boyfriend Torbs,

you see, if you just shut the fuck up and watch, the movie itself will explain and have a conclusion. Yeah. Because I just get excited right at the beginning. I go, well, who's he? And Tootsie goes, I don't know. And I go, well, where are they going? He goes, I don't know. And then I go, oh, but they're getting in the car together, so they know each other.

He goes, I don't know. No one knows yet because the movie hasn't told us. It just started. And it is fair enough. When you saw this post about the Netflix wife mode, did you feel seen, attacked? Did you feel that, oh, it's not just us? I genuinely thought, what a good idea.

Because I was like, then I don't have to bother anyone. I can literally just do my own thing. So when there's like the, you know on Netflix how it's got like a, oh, the story of a tortured lecturer who goes. The little synopsis. Yeah. Tortured lecturer. What have you been watching?

I've been in a dark rhythm as well. Have you been watching? Tortured lecturer. I think I just watched Good Will Hunting. Did you? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You talked to me about Good Will Hunting the other day.

Yeah, it's a great movie. And there's a few tortured lecturers in that one. Because we were talking about, what were we talking about? And you said, that's a bit like that movie. Anyway. Cool story. Sorry. I was ready to cut that out.

I asked Tarpers, which is Tony and Ryan podcasters, what other inventions Tony and Tony's boyfriend Torbz might appreciate, similar to wife mode. And again, I don't know if you're going to hear these and go, oh, that actually sounds great. Or if you're going to hear these and go oh that actually sounds great or if you're going to just feel a bit well just before you accuse me of character assassination i feel like it's coming right at me now no something's great for example chloe said i think we should invent a shopping app for torps it notes down the exact things to get at

the supermarket and answers all his fucking stupid questions exactly how Tony would answer without him having to call her a hundred times from the supermarket. It's called a fucking list. Like there's a notes app on your phone. Like Chloe, great idea. And I love the sass that came with it as well. Very good. But it's like, how hard is it?

It's not as if I'm like, oh, it has to be this brand or it has to be this thing. It's literally just like, can you get ibuprofen can you get bread and he knows what bread we eat or he knows what milk we use i just don't think it should be that difficult do you know the other thing that really fucks me up is that when i'm like oh should we go do our food shopping he goes yeah and i go cool so what do you want to eat for the week he goes oh figure it out when we get there i'm like i'm actually i don't have time nor do i want to just like walk around the shop and like wait for inter like inspiration to hit me or whatever you want to like go in with a hit list in order of the supermarkets and yeah and because sometimes

like i get when you're like oh that night we'll have meat and veg and we'll buy whatever meat is either like on special or looks good or whatever or you, oh, that night we'll have meat and veg and we'll buy whatever meat is either like on special or looks good or whatever. Or you go, oh, maybe that night we'll have sausages, but instead you get fucking rissoles or something. You know, that's fine. But like otherwise you go to the veggie section, you go, oh, don't really know what I want.

Then you go to the meat and you go, oh, yeah, we will do that. So you go back to the veggies. Then you end up going down the fucking international aisle because you need rice as well. Then you've got to fucking biz all the way back to the meat because you go, oh, we didn't get the... Like, what a fuck around. That's a whole day out.

Exactly. You don't have time for that shit. I don't have time for that. You know what I did on the weekend? My food shopping online. Have you not done that before? Nah, except for when we had COVID. And it is honestly life-changing.

I've got a warning. I'll share it with you later in the week on the podcast and everyone else because there's this feature that supermarkets have when you online shop and it's when they don't have it. Oh, the substitutions. I've got a warning. We'll get to that. First, though, just a couple of ones here.

Melania says a parking app where you can reserve a spot before you leave the house so you can plan your journey with no issues. Yep. Check it off. Yep. Daniel says there should be an option on Netflix where you can get a three-hour movie and click the I'll get the 90-minute edit thanks.

Blink list. Bang. Blink list for Netflix. Blink flicks. No one fucking steal that idea. Cam, trademark that now. Online. I don't know how you do that.

Call our trademark lawyer. Yeah, call someone. That is amazing. That know how you do that. Call our trademark lawyer. Yeah, call someone. That is amazing. That is such a good idea. Blink flicks. Blink flicks. Though. Or netlist.

That's the shopping list app. Josh says, a self-flushing toilet that can determine if it's a growler or not. So the toilet itself selects the full flush or the half flush. For those playing along at home, Tony only just learned that here in Australia, there is in fact a half flush and a full flush. And it turns out, so I've been sent that meme about the toilet

about 75 fucking million times. Oh, please keep sending it, mate. Keep sending it because I haven't seen it yet. That apparently like the wee flush actually is like, sorry, the half flush is for wees, but not if you use toilet paper. So it was kind of like designed with like a penis in mind. Just like most things in this world. Don't get me fucking started.

But so then if you like wipe with toilet paper when you do a wee, you shouldn't put any solids down that flush. And that's why they've now been disabled on most toilets because most people use like- Toilet paper anyway. Yeah. So it's actually like, I guess I was right. No, no, no.

Because I was using the big one the whole time. Denying their existence, no. I just am a bit more discerning than you, and I like to do my own research. That's all. Don't say that. If we put this on the internet and you claim to do your own research. Yeah, we'll get COVID banned.

You know how that happened? Yeah. There's actually still a little banner when you upload the podcast, and it's like, please do not spread misinformation. Like, make sure you read the guidelines. It's quite good. If you're coming to this podcast for health advice. Yeah.

You're in the wrong fucking place. I didn't remember that video that we did years ago. And this is fucking from the archives. I watched it the other day. Fucking good. Came up on my For You page. Isn't that a thrill? When you're on TikTok and our own video comes up.

Honestly, it fucking comes me every time anyway but it was this video um oh what was i saying i don't know but i bet it was good oh that when i said oh did you know that pre-cum is way more potent than actual semen and you went is it and i went um it's either way worse or it's not bad. And that video is still doing the rounds. Still doing the rounds. Good for it. And it's a really good video.

Is it? Yes. Because it sort of seems like you come off as a dumb, as not that smart. Sparkling. Yeah, you don't come off that well in that video. Oh, I think I do. We're just happy it's just doing numbers. I think the thing is, is that I back things in

and then someone goes, I don't think that's right. And I go, oh, okay. I never, I think I do. We're just happy to just do a numbers. I think the thing is that I back things in and then someone goes, I don't think that's right, and I go, oh, okay. I never force back. I'm always happy to take the L. If Tony – sorry, if Cam and I – Which is fair. I am happy to take the L. You're happy to take an L and a D. An LD.

If Cam and I sat – Not from either of you. A long dick. Sorry. If Cam and I sat down one day and go, let's just create a list of things that Tony's really just backed in for no reason. Yeah.

I reckon that could be good fun. That would be fun. Yeah. Because remember when I said I hate when people put the toilet seat down because it annoys me and then it was functional and I didn't know. And then I went, okay, I didn't know that. And then I took the L. The thing that really gets me going is sometimes it's like one simple statement

and you go, oh, yeah. Yeah, but that's the thing. I'm happy to take that on board. I think there's a lot of people that go, well, no, but no, I don't have time for saying, well, no. I'll just cop that. That's fine. Sometimes I am right, and then I take the L where I didn't need to.

It should have been a dub, but I take the L instead. Do you know what she's talking about? Take a loss. Like you take the loss off. She's a general. Oh. Bernadette's got a suggestion. Oh, okay.

Hi, Bernadette. See, I've just taken the L there and I could have pushed back. Bernadette, I believe Netflix has a feature that shows a warning and an explanation before movies that have an actor who plays multiple roles. For fuckhead Tony watching The Prestige and for fuckhead Ryan watching Jumanji. I actually, I actually, did she say that's real?

I believe Netflix has, I don't know if she's being funny. No, Bernadette, not only is that funny, you're so wrong. No, not funny. No, Bernadette, not only is that funny, you're so wrong. No, not funny. Fuck! Oh. Hey, it's Brittany from Virginia Beach, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon.

You can check out all of the stuff that we do over there. Plus, you'll have access to maybe a 50-hour marathon live stream that we're doing. Paige Cousins. Fucking love to see it. Cheers, Paige. Stephanie O'Donnell. I went to school with this guy and his name is Mitchell O'Donnell. Wonder if they're related. Dylan Wollers.

Thank you so much. Sorry. I'm going to get fucking rimmed for that, aren't I? Brian Farquharson. Thank you, Brian. Angie Marie and Carissa Casella. Absolutely love to see it. Love to see it.

Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Sorry, I just did coincidence chat by accident and I didn't mean to. Please don't get angry with me. I just work here. I never get angry. We said if we got 3,000 Patreon subscribers, we would do a 50-hour live stream.

That's one minute for every Patreon subscriber. Yep. We're on. We'll hit 3,000 over the weekend we are on 50 hour live stream which means we now go from are we on are we off because we're on it's official it's on july 7 yeah it's when it starts which is a friday in a few weeks we'll go right across the weekend yeah every patreon that joins from now on adds one minute to the live stream. Yep. We could be there for days.

We already will be there for days. It's already going to take three days to do. Well, a minimum from Friday morning, we'll get to like Sunday Arvo. But then if, I mean, another couple of hundred join, that's another, we could be there Sunday night and into Monday. I'll die for this community. Look, all Patreon tiers count towards the minutes. Only exclusive and champion tapas can watch and participate in the live stream so you can watch you can comment submit challenges questions all that stuff will be going on and keep us going we're gonna need some fucking

support some um some hype men yeah some hype ladies yeah here's another thing if you're on the the bottom tier you can just like upgrade a couple of bucks for that month and then come back down again. It's only an extra five bucks or something. And that's Australian. Apparently the Australian dollar is really shit, so it's really cheap for everyone else. We should have charged more. Yeah, we definitely should have charged more.

But so a few people have been asking, like, can we sleep? Like, are we sleeping? No, we're staying up. 50 hours minimum, baby. Yeah, so we will be awake. We've got this cute cute little airbnb that we're going to be living at for the weekend with a with a crew of our mates to try and fucking get us through cam's in franco's in yeah a lot of other people helping out with the the camera equipment

and whatnot yeah it's gonna be good but i've got a specific question for you though oh and it's this is not an opinion this is not advice you. You're actually going to make a decision. Oh. Because. But I've been helping with the decision making. You're making it sound like I'm not. No, no. Are we planning?

Oh, okay. Sorry. I feel defensive instantly. Yeah. Sorry. You're going to make this decision for me. All right. And it's going to impact me and my person.

Great. I'll do anything for you. I'll fucking turn the life support off if I had to. That didn't sound good, did it? No. I meant like I'd be happy to take on that responsibility. Sorry. Just do you want to go?

Sorry. Something's happened. I don't know what it is. I think it's the muesli bar. I'm glad that you guys didn't have one because I'm protecting you actually. So. What? That you guys didn't have on because I'm protecting you actually. So I take medication for anxiety and depression. Yeah, beautiful. And a lot of people take theirs in the morning.

It's like part of the routine. But mine is because when I got into like bad mental health area, I couldn't sleep, wasn't sleeping well. So the one I- And isn't that just the worst? When you can't deal with like the world as is. Yeah. And then you have no sleep.

And you just don't get that like reset of overnight and going, fuck, at least I've had a good eight hours. So it's not just like a sleeping tablet or melatonin. It does still have a bit of like anxiety medication about it, but it's definitely like you have it at night because once you have it, it helps you go to sleep. So you can imagine you wouldn't have it in the morning because then you'd be drowsy all day.

Yeah. And I think I might've, I don't know if I was doing breakfast radio, but I remember kind of saying like, I can't be like drowsy in the morning. Yeah. I need to be on. So I was a bit scared about taking drugs and stuff like that. And they're like, well, this one, you have it at night. It's more of just to help you get to sleep.

And yeah, like actually, like you said, so you can just reset each night. Yeah. I was like, great. So I still take that to this day. If I don't have that, I get a bit grumpy the next day. If I haven't had that. I think I've been around when this has happened. But is there at least like a little bit of self-awareness?

I go, oh, I'm just a bit fucking short today because I haven't had my thing and I'm a bit fucking grumpy. It's because you pop the tablets out willy-nilly so you never know when you're at the end. That's right. And then I run out for a few days every month and go, what the fuck? If only there was something that would remind me. So my question is, if I take them at night,

You're going to get drowsy. I'm going to get real drowsy. And if I don't take them, I might're gonna get drowsy i'm gonna get real drowsy and if i don't take them i might be real crabby so tony i'm not asking for your opinion uh-huh i'm not asking what would you do i'm asking you to tell me and i'm just gonna do whatever you say do i take them or do i not take them when we do the 50 hour live stream okay. Is there an option where maybe you get a special dispensation for you? Because I don't want to throw you like special rule for you. Because I don't want to throw your body out of whack.

Because I imagine a bit like when you take the pill, like the contraceptive pill. If you miss a couple of days, it actually fucks you. So I would hate for you to then be thrown out of whack even further after not sleeping. I feel like everyone's 50 hours will throw anyone out of whack, right? So maybe what if we make this is just a live brainstorm. This isn't me giving you advice.

I will decide. I will decide. But maybe this is a good idea halfway. What if you have your tablet, then you go have an hour, and then you come back? Because then you won't be a dick, and then you'll getows out and you'll be all good well first of all i just like to put it out there that i still have the ability to take it and still be a dick that's still like in play yeah uh second of all it's what's it yeah it is it is real life yeah sorry it just

reminded me one thing about the movie i know i could tell i hate in movies when they go oh but it's not a movie. It's real life. Like, no, it's not. It's a fucking movie. Just enjoy the magic of a film. Anyway. It's not like, how do you explain this? Oh, so you know how when you have like porridge for breakfast.

I had porridge today and the muesli bar. It's like low GI. So it like over time keeps you full. Cumulative. Yeah. Yeah. Slow release. Slowulative. Yeah. Yeah. Slow release. Slow release.

That's what I said. I don't think the tablet is like doing a shot and then you're like down and then you're back. I feel like it's designed to kind of keep you sleeping through the night. But when you don't take something that you're supposed to take medically for a couple of days, it does throw you out. And I think that would do you more damage like long-term, wouldn't it?

I think I'm leaning to taking it and just being a bit loose and kooky and tired because we'll be there anyway. I feel, yeah. But are you going to back that one in though? Yeah, I think take it. Because I know that you're a doctor. I've read your blog. Yes.

And I was like, fuck, if only we had a doctor on the team to help me with this. I reckon take it because I'd rather that you felt good within yourself. Yeah. But you're going to be tired anyway. Yeah, and I probably hate myself either way. There's so many contradictions in this. There is.

I feel like you could jump in the pool after you take your little pill. Again, not a shot, but I do agree with the pool might be a like. Zinger. Yeah, bring me back to life. Oh, should we get a zinger when we're doing lunch? Towards the end. Okay. If I have too many zingers early on, that'll...

Oh, you'll be shitting. Oh, but it just like, you know, it just puts you to sleep. Comforty food kind of, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, like when you have like a massive bowl of pasta. Yeah. And then you just want to curl up in a sunbeam and go to sleep. Yeah. I eat pasta during the day.

Yeah, I reckon take it because I think that's more important than skipping it and like being with it. You're going to be fucking tired anyway. Yeah. And it's only two nights. Well, hopefully it's only going to be the Friday night and the Saturday night. I reckon it'll get up there.

Is it weird for me to log in in real time and just see how we're doing? It's not weird. But I think that, yeah, I think that's more important. I reckon take it. I wish I had a good question. I don't really. Oh. What are we at?

Captain? We're not doing a 50-hour live stream. We've ticked over 51 and a bit. Cool. And we've still got. Great. I take that challenge. Two weeks to go.

No. Stop signing up, everyone. Great. Everyone stop signing up. Keep signing up. I'd like still got. Great. I take that challenge. Two weeks to go. No. Stop signing up, everyone. Great. Everyone stop signing up. Keep signing up. I'd like the challenge, please. I love it. I've got a real stiff neck at the moment, though.

Could we get someone in to loosen me up while we're in there? First of all, just don't wink when you say loosen me up. And second of all, yeah, absolutely. We can get a masseuse. Do you know that app bliss and you literally like on the app you order someone they come to your house and they fucking rub you out um that's a different service is it the like i don't you know how everything is like the uber of yeah but like the uber of that is it the uber of massage they have like um you can log on this is

not an ad by the way you can log on should it be call contact them get on get on like, you can log on. This is not an ad, by the way. You can log on. Should it be? Contact them. They can sponsor this thing. Get on board. You can do like manicures, pedicures, massages, haircut, hairdo, makeup. Get your makeup done. Like if you've got an event, you can get your makeup and your hair done. Like they come to your house and they do it.

Should I get a face on for a Saturday night? That'd be nice. Jazz up. Should we do like, you remember during COVID when it was like, get dressed up to take the bin out? You know how that was like a big thing? It's my one day. Yeah.

Go out the front door. Yeah. And so like there's people like wearing like ball gowns like out to their bin. In their tux. That's quite fun. I love that.

Or like an old wedding dress or something. Should we, should there be a formal? A formal dinner? Yeah. That's a good idea. But how dressed up will you want it? Is it something exciting or is it just like annoying to dress up

after we're so tired and fucked? I mean, we could probably do it if you weren't going to take your antidepressant. Sorry that my mental health issues is inconvenient for you. I feel terrible. This is the kind of stuff that made me spiral. We can do that, but I think it's the effort. I just don't think you're going to be wanting to fucking get dressed up. I'm planning on literally wearing an hoodie for 51 and a bit hours.

Yep. I won't wear my hoodie in the pool, though. No. Nah. You'd drown. That'd be dangerous. It'd sink you right down. All right, decision made?

Yep. I reckon take it. Take the drugs, baby. Live your best life. Live your sink you right down. All right. Decision made? Yep. I reckon take it. Take the drugs, baby. Live your best life. Live your most medicated life. Thank you. Don't put that on a t-shirt. No.

What do you love to see? I watched this. Okay. Another fucking thing that I've watched. I've got a recommendation. I'm backing it in. This show called Based on a True Story on Binge. Kaylee Cuoco from The Flight Attendant

and what's that other show she was in? The Science One? Yeah. Fucking awful show. She's great though. She's in it. She's the main character and her husband is Chris Messina

who played Danny Castellano on Mindy Project. He's also in like that Meg Ryan film. Anyway. He's also in Air. He is. Yeah. He is. Yes, he is. And he's in the newsroom as well. He's also in Air. He is. Yeah. He is. Yes, he is.

And he's in the newsroom as well. He's great in that. He's also in. Julia and Julia. Yes. He is the boyfriend. Yep. He's also in the Harley Quinn movie, Birds of Prey.

Really? He's the bad guy. He's always a bad guy. He's always a. He's quite a serious character. Yeah. Yeah. He's quite a full on guy. Anyway. What. He's quite a serious character. Yeah. Yeah, he's quite a full-on guy.

Anyway. What? I care a lot. There you go. Good. I'm glad that you do, so we'll keep going. Was that a statement or is it a recommendation? Yeah, is that a recommendation?

So this show, based on a true story, Kaley Cuoco and Chris Messina, they are married and they kind of, she's like obsessed with true crime and then they kind of get involved in a murder and they start a podcast about it. Oh, and the murder's in the building. Yeah, so it's a little bit like that, but this show's really, really good.

It's quite dark. It's very good. Is it similar to, because we, with the Champion Tapas, we did a telly movie and watched Murder Mystery, how Jennifer Aniston was really into true crime and she was sort of like, oh, well, in the books. And that's like the set up of it. Yeah.

But it's good, isn't it? That is good, yeah. But it's a really good show. Yeah, it's on Binge in Australia, so I don't know But it's good, isn't it? That is good, yeah. But it's a really good show. Yeah, it's on Binge in Australia. So I don't know where it is elsewhere. I guess it's HBO. HBO, yeah. I think, yeah.

But yeah, fucking really good. Recommend. Okay, good backing it in. See here, I've got like an old school newspaper, Classified. Yep. Oh, Wanted. Wanted. The film with Angelina Jolie.

That is good. That is good. She can bend the bullets. Oh, around the corners. Yeah. Now, if you need to make some quick cash, I have actually found you a great opportunity in a local newspaper. I'd love to, actually.

What's gone? Just when you think you've heard the most cooked bit of this job ad, you actually haven't heard the worst bit of it yet. Wanted. A man to dress in a pink wetsuit and play the bagpipes while I masturbate. Please call Alan. It's got his phone number here and on the bottom it says,

no weirdos, please. Oh, Alan. Don't kink shame. Yeah, right. I mean, love a man that knows what he wants, I guess. Now, I don't know if someone's found randomly something on the internet or used one of those AI, like create an image, but someone's gone, oh, you mean this guy?

And it's a picture in the replies of a guy in bagpipes and a wet pink suit. Wet pink suit? Pink wet suit. A guy in bagpipes and a wet pink suit. Have you had your medication today? No, I haven't. I haven't. Surely AI.

Surely AI. There's a speech bubble on his head as well that says I'm here from the ad. Surely. Well, if not, what else is that pick from? You do love to say that. I just love when people know what they want. I think if you know exactly what you like in bed or... What do you think about the term no weirdos, please?

Is it one of those like... I don't like restrictive language like that. But if it's like if you can't see another weirdo, then you're the weirdo? Oh, it's like when you read those things, it's like, if you don't have this friend, you are that friend. Yeah. Well, I think. Or maybe you've got no friends.

Just kidding. I've got friends. You guys. We love you. Oh, I love you. And Cam. We love Cam as well. We love Cam.

Tomorrow on the show, confessions. These are top confessions. And there's one that Cam and I have looked at for a few weeks now. Okay. Say no more. If you've got a pet don't my beautiful little

pipi you may next time you see your pet after hearing this you'll wince a little bit that's all I'll say that's tomorrow on the

show alright we'll chat to you then love you bye