Toni and Ryan - Never Entertain Sexy Women

Episode Date: July 17, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello! We are calling Arlington, which is in... The world! In Virginia. Oh, the ham. Virginia ham. Yep.

That's a good ham, actually, in Virginia. That's an old jelly beach. Well, figure me on an airplane. It's Tony Robb. Clay, you've actually sent Tony Logs into the next planet. That is so funny. Clay, speaking of airplanes, is it true that you're going to a random event in Paris?

Yes, I am. The Claylympics. Yeah. When you say you're going, like, as a spectator or are you throwing javelins or what's going on? Oh, my God, discus. No, spectator. Yeah, athletics is out of my expertise at the moment.

You're in the right fucking place, Clay. No shame from us, Doug. Woo! Do we need, like, a reporter from live on the scene? That probably wouldn't hurt. Yeah, maybe Clay will have to get your information. Well, we have it. We've literally just called you. Yep, okay, cool. Sorry about that.

Well, my hat is on the way so I will be up for it. Are you going to wear your hat in Paris? Yes, and I'm also thinking about doing something else, so I'm not. So the hat might be a separate thing, but the other surprise, I am debating.

Amazing. Well, don't tell us a surprise. We're very happy to be surprised when you do it, but we'll see if we can figure out how to give you a call while we're live and see what events you're at or something. That's going to be a very fun trip for me. That's massive.

I've got goosebumps. I can't wait for this. We're on the ground reporter. Well, Clay, will you approve today's podcast? Hell fucking yeah, I will. Yay! Hey, it's Clay from Arlington, Virginia, and I approve this podcast.

I just want it to be known that Tony is triple parked and I'm here for it. Can you run us through what you got there? I am triple parked. I've got a flat white, my Frank Green water bottle, and a little ginger and turmeric tea. Can I get you an orange juice? An orange juice would be the fourth heap in the situation. The core tuplet of deliciousness. Yeah, that actually would be the last thing that this needs.

Do we have orange juice in the fridge? It's been there a while. Yeah, but it's been there a while. How long does orange juice last? Well, you know when an orange juice bottle gets puffy? That's when you know it's probably a week too long. Oh, okay, because the other day at home I opened the orange juice and when I opened the bottle it went chh.

Yeah. And I went, hang on, hang on, there's nothing fizzy in you. Especially when you get like, so the one that we get at home is the nudie one, so it's got nothing added. And I know you get yours from the farmer's market, so when there's like no preservatives added, it's just like all the little citrusy acids like kind of bubbling up. Yeah.

Okay. I'm passing that one then. It's good though. Yeah, it hits. Did someone add some soda water to him? No. It's just happening. It's just puffed up.

Yeah. Let's do normal or nah. Thanks for submitting these in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. We really appreciate it. Kathy wants to know if it's normal for people to get their dicks out and piss in their own backyard. I want to say nah. Kathy says, my boyfriend just told me he does it all the time.

If he's been outside and his boots are dirty, it's just easier. If he's down the back in the middle of doing something, it's just easier. Is it really that much easier or is it really that much harder just to go inside to piss? I'm going to say nah because I hate it and I don't get it. I don't think it's funny or like cute or whatever. I'm like, oh, just go inside.

I don't think they're doing it for cute. I think it's funny or like cute or whatever. I just, I'm like, oh, just go inside. I don't think they're doing it for cute. I think it's more of a convenience issue. But I think that sometimes it's a bit of like a, oh, lads piss in the garden. I think it's like sometimes there's a little bit of that and I'm like, oh, no, I don't like find that. I think it's normal. No, I fucking, I just. Do you take your shoes off at your place when you go inside if you've been at the back? No.

Because sometimes if the boots are a bit dirty and you go, I'm going to have to take my shoes off, go inside, piss, come back out here, put the shoes back. That's admin. That's no good. And then in the middle of the night, like when BJ wants to go, you know what BJ and I do. Yeah.

Like, yeah, I'm listening. Sorry, not yeah, I know. So it'll be two in the morning and he'll kind of walk over to my, and I'll go, oh, he obviously needs to go out to pee. Yeah. And I'm like, well, I'm out here. He's peeing. It's the middle of the night.

I obviously need to pee. What am I going to do? Wait for him and then go inside, pee, flush the thing, wake up the family. Nah, we'll just piss together out the back. And we got our spots. We don't like cross swords or anything. I, oh, cool. That was the top of my worries. We'll just piss together out the back. And we got our spots. We don't like cross swords or anything.

Oh, cool. That was the top of my worries. I just, oh, like. Be careful where you're standing in my backyard. But that's the thing. And then you walk outside and you go, oh, was it raining? And you go, oh, just only here. And I'm like, am I walking through your piss all the time in your backyard? I'm not pissing on the path.

I was like, oh, yeah, like, Bron, you take the lemon tree. I'll take care of these over here. So you're pissing on your path. I was like, oh, yeah, like, Bron, you take the lemon tree. I'll take care of these over here. So you're pissing on your fruits and vegetables in your backyard. That's how they grow. It's not. I'm pretty sure that's how they grow. It's definitely not. It's normal for me.

Nah, it's a nah for me. Normal or nah? Just throwing cutlery in the dishwasher willy-nilly and not in the specific silverware slot. This is from Anita Dixon. To ya. Don't we all? Oh, sorry.

Anissa Anika. Sorry, I just had to go through the movements there. Anika Dixon. My husband does this and I feel like I'm married to a psychopath. I am not the person to ask about like being good at stacking the dishwasher. I'm, because I'll do, I'll happily do it, but then Torbs will come back and like fix it up. But I do, so ours has got like the two big drawers

for like plates and whatever. Yeah. And then it's got a drawer at the top for the cutlery. Oh, yeah. So you like line it up. And do you line it up nice? I don't know. I put it in the slots but then often they're like too close to each other so they don't clean properly or whatever and then

i just clean it in the sink or like give it a wipe with a tea towel before i use it yeah like just in case um i also whenever i've done sourdough like if i've've done bread, the dough just sticks to everything. I've got dough stuck to fucking all sorts of stuff. It's crazy. It's insane. And when you have to like feed your starter and you mix it up, it gets so stuck to everything. Yeah.

So you really have to give it like a good wash. Yeah. And whenever I put it in the dishwasher, it's never in the right spot. Whenever I'm with cousin Bonnie down at her family's place or whatever, like no one's allowed near the dishwasher except her because she's like, not Jenga, Tetris queen. Oh, so she can get everything in there. And it's not like a weaponized incompetence thing.

She's just like, just give it here. I've got my way to do it. I need this here, that here. The jet comes out there, so it'll hit this spot, fucking bang, bang, bang, and she's like a fucking pro. But I think if you like doing it because this spot, fucking bang, bang, bang, and she's like a fucking pro. But I think if you like doing it because it's like a bit of a game. Yeah, I was like a fucking rato. See, I used to really like doing dishes in the sink.

And I know that's way worse for the environment, so like don't do that anymore. Is it? Yeah, you use way more water filling the sink up than you do in a dishwasher. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, rato. Because I always said I thought that like cleaning them first was better and people are like, no, you're not supposed to rinse anything off.

It's better for the dishes. That's what I think and I think it's bullshit because if you put a, we've talked about this fucking 85. Yeah, we have. If you put pasta and it's covered in fucking pasta and then all that tomato paste is going to be sloshed around the fucking thing. Yeah, and also it's just going to clog up the bottom of the dish.

In what world is that better? Yeah, it's not's going to clog up the bottom of the bed. In what world is that better? Yeah, it's not. They're all lying. Now, Anita Dixon says, I can't really complain about my husband doing it because he's doing the dishes every night. Yeah. And when someone else is doing the chores, as we've learned, you can't give notes.

You can't say anything. And he does it every night. And she just sits there and goes, thanks, honey. But, no, see, I would rather that if I was doing it wrong, that someone was like, do you mind if I, like, I actually really like doing the dishwasher. Do you want to do the role play again? No, no, no, but it's like if you go, oh, you do that every night though,

but do you want me to do the dishwasher and do you want to take one of my jobs? Yeah. Do you know, that's when you go, oh, you're so much better at blah than me. Do you want to do that? And I'll do like, you know, if our dishwasher and our washing machine goes off at the same time, they both need to be emptied out. I'll go, which one do you want to do? And we like do one each.

When your dishwasher and washing machine goes off at the same time, is it a fucking disco? It's like a fucking symphony. Everything's going off at the same time. Is it a fucking disco? It's like a fucking symphony. Everything's going off at the same time. Pippa's screaming. Does your dishwasher have a different tune to the- It just beeps, but it goes like, meh, meh, meh. Yeah, every time I open my phone,

it's a fucking video of you playing your washing machine tune. The washing machine thing, yeah. Fucking hell. Yeah, you're welcome. That's when you know you made it. People hate your washing machine. It's not even in their house. I fucking hate your washing machine thing, yeah. Fucking hell. Yeah, you're welcome. That's when you know you made it. People hate your washing machine. It's not even in their house. Gary asked, normal or nah?

G'day, Gaz. Gary asked, instead of moving your head, does anyone else eat a cob of corn by just... Does anyone else eat a cob of corn by chewing in one spot and moving the cob horizontally with a slight rotation at the end like it's an old school typewriter? So instead of moving your head, you just. Hang on.

I'm going to just. Yeah, I do move that. Yeah. Yeah. Like a typewriter. Yeah. That's really fun. Now, my grandpa used to like cut the corn off the cob with a knife.

Oh, yeah. And that used to just fuck me right up. I hate that. Yeah, same. The fun about corn is the activity. Yeah, is doing the typewriter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then for the next 48 to 72 hours, like finding bits of corn in your teeth.

Yes. That's the process we signed up for. It's like the same after you go to the cinema. With the. Like you eat all that popcorn and then you've got the little like hard bits in your teeth. Yes. That's the process we signed up for. It's like the same after you go to the cinema. With the- Like you eat all that popcorn and then you've got the little hard bits in your teeth after. Sorry, I just can't compute those two things being the same thing, but they're both corn.

Yeah. Like what a fucking versatile fruit. Vegetable. Is it? Yeah. See, it can do everything. Yes, it can. You're right.

Emma Fox asks, Norma Warner. normal or not oh does she yes she fucking does the old foxy uh i you were you saying um like does she about asking or emma fox because i was saying like emma fox does she like emma fox oh that's what I was doing. Yeah. But you were like, Emma Fox asks, and I went, does she? And you went, yeah, she does. Like, yeah, she asks. But I meant like, does she fuck?

Probably. Probably both. She asks and fucks. Good for her. Yeah. You've got to get your girl can do both. Yeah. I use every single last scrap in the food packet, not because I'm stingy,

but because I want every single piece of food to fulfill its destiny. What do you mean? Imagine the journey a coffee bean makes from the forest, growing on the tree. Oh, what the fuck it does. Transported to the roastery, packaged up real nice, sent to a retailer. Then you pick it up.

You get it all the way back to your house and then it was just like in the bottom of the bag and you cleaned it out. Oh, that's really sad. Right? It needs to fulfil its destiny. So no coffee bean, no piece of grain, nothing will be left behind. Even like a little bit of rice. You know how they get a bit staticky at the bottom

and they stick to the side of the bag? Imagine the journey that piece of rice has gone on. Just to be thrown in the bin or like in the compost or whatever. Every piece of food that ends up in the bin has tried so hard and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. Doesn't that break your fucking heart? Sounds like a song.

Does it? I tried so hard and got so far. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. Love that we fucked. Hey, it's Clay from Arlington, Virginia, USA. And you're listening to Tony and Ron today. Hooray! A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon.

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We'll get to those before we get started. I think we might jump on or maybe I will jump on and do a live stream in Patreon and answer some little cues before we go live properly. I love when someone asks a question and I go, I don't know, but that is a great question I should be asking. Yes. Because we go, fuck, we haven't thought about that. Fuck, we haven't thought about that.

So the questions are actually good. Yeah. Like they're actually very valuable. Very fast. So I'll jump on and please let us know things that we should have already thought about. Tis the time of year. Tis.

Christmas in July. That hot girls go to Europe. Different thing we were thinking of. And Tony, like last year, you're on the record. I love it. Yeah. I love summer in Europe time because I'm just living vicariously through every single person that I follow.

Yeah. Have another little sorbet that they give to you in the real lemon. Yeah. Oh. Doesn't that look good? I've never had that, but it looks absolutely divine. Yeah. Is it true that you've started following my mate Liam McIntyre?

I have. So Ryan's mates are currently in Europe. And doing a pretty fucking good job of it, aren't they? And I follow one of them and I just wasn't getting enough. And I was like, I need some more. So I started following Liam yesterday. Yeah. And I tell you, no Aperol is safe.

The Speedos are on. The tan is happening. Tats are out. The drinks are flowing. And it's just so good. But I just love it. Bad day to be some pasta because they're not fucking around in the restaurants either.

Did you see as well that Hamish and Zoe, like Hamish Blake from Hamish and Andy, he, his wife, and their kids went on another cycling trip and they were in Italy. Too much exercise, but yeah. Well, so the cycling trip, how on earth? Yeah. Like am I?

I know that I am like not the fittest person in the world, but you'd have to be really fit to go and do that. Well, how far are they going each day? Well, I saw a thing and it was like 30 kilometres they did one day. Now, I think cyclists... On a cycle. Bicycle. On a bike. Sorry. I don't even know what it's called. Apparently.

I think cyclists would say 30 k's is fuck all. But us regular civilians... Well, 30 k's is still a lot of distance to cover with your little legs. I'll be happy with that. And definitely not in Italy.

It would be, like, quite hilly. Oh, yeah, fuck that. Have you seen the Tour de France? France? Anyway. And have they got their bags and stuff on the back? No, so I think that they get, like, from one hotel to the next. I feel tour, I think.

Yeah, because they've got, like, a little guide. And the kids are doing it as well? Well, so their son is doing it. Yeah. And their daughter is, like, on the back of hamish's bike that's cute that's fucking cute which is really adorable but i just don't know how you wouldn't how can you then enjoy the night time because you would just be sore yeah like you'd be gassed every day i just don't know how we just put an exercise bike on level low and attach it to the roof of

your audi and just like one of us driving our one just like sits on this stationary bike on top. I think that's what a Peloton is. Yeah, but not. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah. But I want to see the view. What?

YouTube. Slow ride. Yep. Done. That's what Peloton is, isn't it? We've just cured the case. Back to the case. Whatever.

Breaking news from Hot Girls in Europe. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Cracks the case. Cracks the case. Whatever. Breaking news from hot girls in Europe. It's illegal to pee in the water at beaches in Marbella in Spain. Marbella. If you're caught, you'll be fined 750 euros, which is over 1,200 Australian bucks. To wee in the water? Yeah. A friend of mine shat in the water in Spain.

Is that public information? It is now. Who's your friend? No one knows what friend it was. Who was it? Not going to say. I'm not at liberty to discuss. But what happened?

Well, they really needed to poo. They were in the water, so they swam out a bit further away from everybody. Aquabuzz. That's what they called it, and I'd never heard that before. Yeah, that's because you don't shit in the ocean enough. Yeah, you know what? It's a club that I and I'd never heard that before. Yeah, that's because you don't shit in the ocean enough. Yeah, you know what? It's a club that I'm happy to, like, not be part of. Yeah.

Swam out, did a poo-poo, like, pulled her bikini to the side or whatever, did a poo-poo out in the water and then swam back to her friends and was like, yeah, I'll go over there. Water moves around. Yeah, it does. So you can't, like, avoid the area because the poo is now just in the water. So I made this mistake at Apollo Bay and so I. A bit closer to home. Yeah.

No fines though. No fines at Apollo Bay. Is shitting in public illegal? No, but you're not in public. D-Y-K-W-I-M. You're in water. Still public. But anyway, the mistake I made is like, oh, I'll swim like 1,500 meters up.

But I swam like upstream. And then it ran back. Did you see it like Bobby? Yeah. And then I was swimming back to my friends and it was like falling. And I was like, oh, next. It's like peeing into the wind, like amateur stuff. You got to like.

Okay. I've got a question and I need you to be honest, but not graphic. No, you get full honesty or you get nothing. I actually really appreciate that. And that was a test in your past. Yeah. Best friends. Best friends.

Sometimes, probably more often than not, is it fair to say? Yeah. That your po-po's, they're not solid all the time? You said don't get graphic. I said don't make it weird. You're making it weird. Sure, yeah. But so what if you were doing a – that's just a cloud of po-poys.

This is the first time in the podcast history that I'm going to say – You shat on a towel. That I think this is too graphic. You shat on a towel. Yeah. I did something that can't be talked about for another four years. That's worse than this. Anyway, but like what if you like because if you like eat lots of rich food,

because you're in Italy, you're on holiday, you've been drinking heaps, the chances are that, you know, it's going to be way out of the bum. Oh, Tony. Well, isn't it? That's a lot to you. So was yours a solid? The knuckle balls? Yeah.

Yeah. It was just, like, one solid potpourri. I wouldn't say one, but it was solid. The pebbles followed you back. You look like Hansel and Gretel. You were breadcrumbing your way back from where you shat. No, but you need to do it downstream and let the stream take it away. Take it away.

Instead of bringing it back to you, which was a rookie mistake. You know, you're young and you learn. You do learn. That's fair. And also, add Apollo back. Yeah. Yeah. Was it PJ?

No. Because she, okay. That's got PJ And also at Apollo Bay. Yeah. Yeah. Was it PJ? No. Because she, okay. It does make. That's got PJ energy about it. It does. I'm actually surprised to hear that it wasn't her. Yeah, no, it wasn't PJ. Okay.

Now. Sorry, is that what you were going to bring up? No. No. No. So. $1,200 for a wee in the ocean. Yeah.

How do they even prove it? Do they put that dye in the pool like what they say they do at Adventure World, but they definitely don't because I've pissed in there and nothing happened. Yeah, so. You know how you let like a little bit out just to test it and you go, any dye in this pool? My Aunt Sally said I've put. Poor Aunt Sally.

Well, you're about to tell us that you pissed in the pool, aren't you? No, she used to say, the fucking liar. The dye in the pool. I you're pissed in the pool, aren't you? No, she used to say, the fucking liar. The die in the pool. I've put sugar in the pool. So when you pee, it'll, like, have a reaction and it'll... That's how it works. Do you know what? I don't know if this is an unpopular opinion or not.

I don't think that peeing in the pool is that big a deal. Neither. It's actually not. There's, like, millions of litres of water. It all gets filtered and moved around. Salt, chlorine, all that shit a deal. Neither. It's actually not. There's like millions of litres of water. It all gets filtered and moved around. Salt, chlorine, all that shit. Yeah. Like I actually do not think that peeing in the pool is that big a deal.

So I don't even know why Aunt Sally would have like made up that lie. Who fucking cares? Yeah, but also it's not true because I pissed in it and it didn't change colours. Nothing happens. Yeah. I've done it at public pools. It's a fucking ruse.

When I go on swim laps, not that I've done that in ages, but like when you go on swim laps. It's constantly pissing. You just piss the whole way up and down. Yeah. How do you think you get the fucking, like I'm no physicist. Yeah. But like it pushes you in the direction you want to go.

It does. It propels you out. Yeah. That's why Australia always wins gold at the Schmalympics in swimming because we're pissing all the time. We're the most hydrated country in the world. Yeah, sponsored by HydroLite. I would like to know whether people, like, agree.

I just think it's such a fucking stupid beat up. And pissing in the ocean, do you know what the animals are doing in there? Let me read some of the comments because people have gone, they've had the same thoughts we've had. Oh, great. Marco says. Polo. Play a little pool game.

Yeah, a bit of fun. Sorry for derailing your thing. I'm just having fun. Marco says. Polo. Playing again. A bit of fun. I regret using the traditional Spanish names on this post because I feel like the four comments,

this is going to take a fucking while to get through. Are they all called Marco? Polo! How do you like it, bitch? That's funny, actually. That's good. Someone who rhymes with Schmaco. Yeah.

Schmaco. Who actually patrols this, the police. That was funny. It was Tony, it was Marco, you fucking idiot. Arlo said, I assume they police it by tasting the seawater. Mmm, a bit salty. You're under arrest. More like pee water.

Yeah, am I right? Isabella said, does it go for marine life? Isabella? Sorry. Does it go for marine life too? They've been urinating in the sea forever. The animals, thank you. The marine life.

Lucas. Nothing? Pookus. I'll keep doing as nature intended. Good luck putting it back in there when I'm done. Well, yeah. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do?

You can't put the shit back in the horse. I've always said that. Do you think that they've got like lots of toilets on the beach? Because I think that if you're telling people they can't wee in the water, there has to be an alternative. And they have to be close by and stuff because otherwise, what are you asking people to do? You've been sitting around.

You've been sipping Aperol spritzers. They make you pay a day rate to sit on the fucking beach. Do they? I think if you want a chair or a little seat in the thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's part of the thing. They'll come over and serve you drinks and charge you absorbent prices that you will obviously pay because.

Absorbent? That is hilarious. That's what I meant. It's exorbitant, but you said absorbent like it absorbs like the wee absorbs up. Just quite funny. No, okay. I don't get it.

It's fine. I don't get it. It's fine. I don't get it. I don't get it. But, yeah, I'm with you. If they don't provide a place to pee, then I'll- There has to be an alternative.

Do you think it's wrong to go, oh, like when you're on land that you need to pee just to go in? Yeah. I don't. But anyway, good luck to the police in Marbella, Spain on enforcing that one. Yeah. Or the fucking patrol or whatever.

Patrol. Sorry. I've got a you love to see it here from Aurelia who shared this in our Facebook group. A fellow engineer just like myself. I want to share and celebrate with the TARP community my career achievement being recognised as lead software engineer. Holy shit.

The start the fucking blog energy has really had an impact on me. As a woman in the IT industry, it's been hard to like prove myself, get a bit of recognition and because of that I've had like a lot of imposter syndrome. Yeah. And I agree, Aurelia. like a lot of imposter syndrome. Yeah. And I agree, Aurelia. Like it is tough when you go, oh, maybe I don't belong here, but you absolutely do.

Yep. And Aurelia says the path from junior engineer to mid to senior to now lead engineer took me over nine years and it's not the end. Yeah. And Aurelia said, I hope this can inspire other women in the field. Is it women in STEM? Is that a thing that people say? Oh, I don't know. What's STEM? Science, technology,

engineering, mathematics. That feels like it makes sense. Yeah. Do you know what I love? That meme that says that news stands for notable events, weather and sport. And I don't think it's true, but it gets me every time. Is it not true? No, it's not true. What does it stand for then? It doesn't stand for anything. Never eat soggy weepings. It's just the news. Isn't. Is it not true? No, it's not true. What does it stand for then?

It doesn't stand for anything. It's just the news. Isn't that what it stands for? No, no, no. That is the... No, that's Wee Big Soggy. But you're thinking of the Compass one. Never entertain sexy women.

North, south, east, west. East, west, south. Is that what news stands for? Because it's covering all things? That is also amazing, but no, I don't believe it is. I think it's just the word news. Yeah, but I saw this thing. What is the stuff that's new?

Well, that's what news is. Like, oh, what's news? Like, what's going on? Like, what's happening in the news? So do we eat Weet-Bix? I always did never eat soggy Weet-Bix until Tobias, who was a bit of a hottie and he was a bit of a bad boy, he did never entertain sexy women and that's how now I do it in my head

because I was like, I fit in. Anyway, good on you, Aurelia. Or did he learn what soggy Weet-Bix means in college and had to change it up? What's soggy Weet-Bix? After what we've spoken about, today is not the day. Today is not the day. Today is not the day. Today is not the day.

It's just cereal. It's cereal that's been in the milk too long. Tony? No, that's soggy biscuit. Or do they do that with Wheat Bix as well? I think that's what the biscuit is. You can't come on a Wheat Bix. But apparently you can.

And I have always said that. I think that you can. That's what the biscuit is. I mean, you can come on anything. Like, scientifically, you can come on anything. Like, scientifically, you could come on anything. Like, any, like, you could. Like, you literally could.

Keep explaining. You go. No, no, you go. Can you do your love to say it, please? Because I'm about to get fired. Ella Thomas says, hi, Ryan. This isn't a you up message. And can I just say, after I mentioned on Monday, send me a you up.

Thank you to the 85,000 people in Instagram that sent me a you up. Love to say it. I actually did love to say that and I replied to them all. No, you definitely didn't. You definitely didn't. I did because I was so revved up. Well, are you hoping one of them was real? Well, it's hard to tell which is real and which is not. And I think there's some there were

some real ones graphic ones there whoa yeah hi ryan this isn't a you up message but i'm sending it on that day so shit and i was like thanks for clarifying because it's been a busy day in the inbox i've come on so many wepix no wepix is safe i got a family pack the 1.2 kilo my cousin is going to be competing at the Paralympics and honestly, you'll love to fucking see it. That's awesome. The whole family is heading over to Paris at the end of August to cheer him on.

Oh, wow. His name is Patrick Wilson and he plays boccia, which is like bocci in the Australian team. Wow. They'll be competing in Paris and the whole family, cousins, aunties, uncles, everyone's like, let's get over there, let's get around him. What a wonderful reason for like a big family holiday as well

and you go and get to support your cousin. That's awesome. What was the athlete's name? Patrick Wilson. Patrick? Good luck. That's going to be huge. Yeah.

How exciting. And a shout out to the whole family that if they said, oh, you were mentioned on a podcast, had to listen to all that other stuff before getting to here. Oh, I'm so sorry for talking about coming on a Weet-Bix and shitting in the pool. I'm sorry for just repeating it again. Tomorrow, a slightly change of tune.

I doubt it. I highly doubt it. Because we are live streaming during the Schmalympics until Australia win gold. We asked Harper's, what's something you've won? When were you a winner? And in brackets, the more insignificant and sillier, the better. And fuck me right up.

There are some. When we posted, we weren't sure what we were going to get, and I haven't read these yet, but Ryan said, oh, you're going to need to strap in. Well, there's two categories. One is strap in, this is fucking hilarious, and the other one is like, are you a winner or are you a part of a marketing Ponzi scheme?

Oh. Yeah. And we'll let Inspector Lodge decide if they're being got or if they did the getting. All right. Oh, I'm so good at getting got, though. Like, personally. Yeah.

Actually, no, maybe I'll just. I'm so bad at deciding. I'll present the competition and you decide whether that's something you'd like to enter or if you smell a rat. Oh, and if it's something I'd like to enter, you're fucked. All right. Chat to you tomorrow. Love you.

Bye.