Toni and Ryan - New Years Resolution Fails
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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr.
Author, bestselling author.
Both. Tony. Hi.
She's a bestselling author and doctor and I can't even talk.
Yes, you can.
You're a beautiful bitch and I love you and I'd tongue you in the mouth.
If I could.
You can.
It's happened.
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Really just a moment.
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Let's call Emily who's in Edmonton, Canada.
Emily.
Do you reckon that Emily's an M?
Or like a Millie?
Would you ever go Millie short for Emily?
Nah.
Or Mill?
I like a Millie, but I don't know if I'd go from Emily.
Let's, do you want to back something in?
Mills.
Hello?
Mills! Hello? Hi something in. Mills. Mills.
Hi, Emily.
Emily.
Emily, do you get M or Millie or what do people call you day to day?
Uh, Emily, but my name is Emily. It's actually French.
Oh my God.
I've just on a con.
All I heard when I, when I.
Sorry, can you say it again?
Emily. Emily. That you say it again?
Emily.
Emily.
That's beautiful.
That is beautiful. Zootalore.
Yeah.
I'm your favorite Emily with IE.
I just saw that it is the hot way.
And also, uh, Tony gets called Millie and now she's embarrassed.
I am embarrassed.
And cause I said Mills and then you went, what?
What?
Yeah.
You're embarrassed.
She's up in front of the hot French girls.
I really did.
And I'm sorry.
I really want to fucking hang up.
Well, Tony's really embarrassed and is feeling a bit of shame
right now.
But we're all friends here and we share these stories together.
So Emily, can you please tell us what happened when
you were at the doctor recently?
So it was this summer and I was like 38 weeks pregnant and the doctor is you know doing
this thing down there and then he you know he comes up and he says all right baby in
five days and he raises his hand to show five fingers and in the moment I'm like oh yay
baby time five days so I give him a high. But he was just like kind of gesturing five days with his fingers.
And so then he told him to look on his face.
He was not asking for a high five.
Emily, do you know what's so fucking embarrassing?
I literally was like, oh yeah, high five baby.
Yeah, so you would have done the same thing.
I would have done the exact same thing.
Two stupid hot French girls together.
Oh, Emily, that is... That makes me feel better. Tony, we're the same. Yes.
Emily, I mean, will you approve this podcast?
Yes, I absolutely approve this podcast.
Legend.
I have.
Hi, I'm Evie from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and I approve this podcast.
It's halfway through February. Are we doing the hands?
I'm doing.
Oh, cause it's Valentine's Day and you're getting all smoochy.
Happy Valentine's Day.
It is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's day. It is Valentine's day.
Happy Valentine's day.
It is halfway through February and I want to know how everyone's going with their new
year's resolutions.
Is that feel like people are getting at it?
On a day of love.
You would come in here with such hatred in your heart.
I know Tony's got something to say, but first let me just cushion the blow
with some of those.
I've just always got something to say.
Taylor and Nicole's New Year's resolution was to not shit herself in 2025.
Taylor says, I kid you not, after fun food and fun drinks on New Year's Eve,
I shat myself on New Year's Day.
Maybe next year.
No, we listen and we don't judge.
You know what, Taylor?
You got it, next time.
I wish I was joking, says Taylor.
Is New Year's Day, cause that's still in the,
you know, Crembo limbo.
Are we counting that?
She has, and then now she's just had a great month and a bit.
Well, you can just keep shitting yourself.
Yeah.
I'm shitting myself.
I'm shitting myself.
Every year, Emily Jane, and I think we're all Emily Jane.
So true.
Every year, Emily Jane buys a diary, writes in it once and never uses it again.
Yeah. Emily Jane buys a diary, writes in it once, and never uses it again.
Yeah.
Emily Jane, and she's actually posted, we'll pop it on the screen, like a screenshot from
January 1 this year.
And it says, if I can make it through the first few weeks of January without purchasing
a diary or a journal, which I had intentions of using, but I actually use ones, then I win 2025. Yes, resisting the urge to buy the stationary,
I think is such a win. She added on this Facebook post, follow along for more updates
on the not buying a journal journey. Should we, I mean,
I think that journal buying pressures
kind of ease off in March.
I'd say the fourth of January.
If you've made it this far,
nah, cause some of them, they're cheap at the moment.
Cause they start flogging them
because do you know what I mean?
This podcast saves you money.
It does.
And also if you're buying anything,
always try welcome 10, hello 10, like newsletter 10 and stuff like that in the code. In fact,
tomorrow or like welcome 20, 25 and shit like that. Go and buy Valentine's day shit tomorrow
and a new diary, the L do play. Yes. You're welcome. People will probably assume you just got dumped.
You're welcome. People will probably assume you just got dumped.
You know what? I'm going to buy a diary and this year is turning around from now.
And you have something that says wellness journal and pink and purple.
Yeah. And that's all we need. That will keep us happy.
Emily Jane's messaged.
We already have an update.
Well, it's mid February.
On January 1, I posted this on Facebook.
On January 2, I bought a moleskin journal.
Oh, that's a nice one.
I have yet to update my friends and family
and I'm also yet to use the journal.
January 2, it wouldn't have been on special yet.
No, so you've paid full price.
She's paid full price.
And a moleskin, that's,
that's big dollars. Yeah. No. So you've paid full price. Animal skin. That's big dollars. Yeah. Okay.
And I think she's most disappointed that she hooked the updates and she is yet to update. You know what? Sometimes we fuck up and that's okay. And I think that we should all be kind
to people that want to give up on their news resolutions and we shouldn't hold that. We
shouldn't hold that against absolutely any human on
earth.
I think we should hold, we should hold it against people.
You want to hold something against me?
It's a smoochy day.
Look, it's, it is February 14th.
We've made it halfway through February.
How are you and me?
I'm out.
What are you out of?
So at the beginning of every year we do our ins and outs for the year and it's not resolutions
because that language is like, you know, you feel like you failed.
I'm not, I haven't failed, but I would like to give up.
I don't know if that's the same.
I said that I was going to save all of my Googles until like a later date.
So that when I was out and about, I would write down things I want to Google and then
Google them all later so that I would take information in better.
We decided to adopt that on the show and that we wouldn't Google things till Fridays.
I hate it.
Same.
I hate it.
I want to Google all the time.
I want to Google.
I need instant gratification.
Yeah.
And I'm not ashamed.
No.
And I can't be just...
Google, who owns you?
YouTube.
Yeah.
All the way around.
Tony just learned that yesterday, by the way. But I had- Google, who owns you? YouTube? Yeah. All the way around. Tony just learned that yesterday by the way.
But I had to wait, isn't it?
So I think that I'm actually impeding my learning
possibilities and my potential
because I'm not Googling enough.
You are, yeah.
And it turns out that by the way, bagels,
they're from Poland.
Okay.
And you know-
I would have known that yesterday if I had Google.
Yeah.
Turns out they're not from Boston.
But instead all day we had to think
that they're from Boston, we didn't know. Turns out they're not from Boston. All day we had to think that they're from Boston. We didn't know.
Yeah, they're not.
Sorry.
But I think let's fuck off the Googling.
OK.
And I think we can Google.
We can still do live Googling, but at the time of...
The true live Googling.
The true live Google.
And let's embrace technology again.
I'm inspired. Yes.
So inspired.
Basically Tim Cook.
Is that bad?
Who's he?
I can find out.
He's the Apple guy, right?
Is he?
Is he?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is he quite, um, uplifting?
No.
My think you're the wrong guy. He's you're Is he quite, um, uplifting? No, I think you're the wrong guy.
He's you're thinking of Steve Jobs, I think.
Oh, let's Google why does sneezes happen?
Because someone hasn't had the edge.
Sneezes occur as a natural reflex when something irritates the mucous membranes in your nose.
Thank God.
We could have waited a whole week for that, even though today is Friday.
Tim Cook, I believe is a great CEO, but maybe not the visionary type.
He's just a great leader.
Who is the most inspiring person in the world?
Tim Cook's the guy who's always like, good morning.
Is he?
Wow, Charles.
My phone doesn't make that noise.
Mine just goes do do do do do do do do do do do in the morning.
It doesn't go good morning.
Even though for a little Charles, it's going to take me a very long time to unsee that.
So do you want us to take a sec?
I'm just going to do how long does it take to get over Charles doing that?
Yeah, go on.
The AI overview is King Charles is expected to return to a normal schedule of public duties in 2025.
There you go.
Okay. Good to have you back, Charles.
Yeah, that's good. Let us know when you're ready.
I've got another resolution update.
Thank you. Please make me feel better.
That's from, well actually Chris 10.
This year I'm going low.
Chris 10 like Ben 10 or Kristen.
It's Chris, K-R-I-S space capital T-E-N.
Like Ben 10.
Oh, okay. Who's Ben 10?
Please. No, no.
No.
This year I'm going low carb and no sugar.
This morning I had four slices of white bread with Nutella for breakfast.
No regrets.
Yeah, live your best life.
And let's end on a positive.
This is Kim Ringdahl who listens to the podcast.
I nailed my resolution.
But it was actually my husband that did the nailing.
Our goal was to get me pregnant in 2025 and we have.
Oh.
Also, we haven't told our family yet, so everyone be chill for a bit, please.
We've just Kim ringed out.
How many Kim ringed out are there? Well, she just said, if you know me, Kim ring doll. How many Kim ring dolls are there?
Well, she just said, if you know me, like just like.
What if the family listens to this podcast and goes,
well, I always listen on Friday.
Cause the love Googling.
Friday is my favorite day to listen.
I love the Googling.
They're already upset.
Kim was like, if you know me, like just wait till, you know.
Don't make, don't post about it.
Don't make a big deal.
I still got to go chat to mom and dad. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So like, you know,
cause it's probably just happened because it's only February. Yeah. Yeah. But, um,
imagine your resolution is just fucking raw dog and mine was, I don't have to imagine
that I UD is paying for itself.
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Our last YouTube video before today was Valentine's Day Fails.
Yeah.
We got in just before Loo's Day fails. Yeah. We got in just before love day.
Yeah. And my personal favourite, and by favourite, I mean like, I woke up thinking about it the
following night after I recorded it. Do you remember the, the bouquet of flowers that was
supposed to look like a cute puppy dog? Yeah.
Like in the picture, the picture on the website was like, oh, that's a bit fun.
And yeah. Nah, not fun.
Um, I just think that, um, people probably shouldn't go and watch it.
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So on Saturdays, I've been going to university.
I'm trying to pump out this MBA this year and get it done.
Big boy.
They only have one graduation a year.
So if I don't get it done by September,
I have to wait till next September to graduate.
So I'm kind of like, that's my life.
Nah, this September I'm wearing that shit hat. No, I'm so excited for graduate. So I'm kind of like, that's my life.
Nah, this September I'm wearing that shit hat.
No, I'm so excited for your graduation.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to bring a huge camera.
So, oh God, like a big VHS on the shoulder.
Yeah, the one of my sisters, my sisters from 1999
will get that going.
So class on a Saturday,
it's like a three hour morning session
and a three hour afternoon session
and the parking- And then class as well.
And then the, the parking in the area, it's three hour parking.
Sorry.
Love your way.
I joke.
I need you to concentrate.
It's a sexy day.
It is a sexy day.
I'm caught up in the sexy day of the sexiness.
Does that mean you're going to get biffed in with the IUD?
Was that the direct quote you used earlier on last Monday's episode?
Yeah.
Can you just look in the camera and just say the word biffed in?
Biffed in.
I just, it's just better.
Yeah.
Like it is.
Yeah, I don't doubt that.
Yeah. For us as a long-term couple, love each other, being together for a long time.
Yep.
I need you to, for a second, stop thinking about being beefed in.
And I need you to think-
I think that you're thinking about me being beefed in.
I am.
I can't stop thinking about it.
I'm saying that coffee.
A little bit of cream on top.
It is very creamy, this coffee.
Oh, oh yeah.
All right, so Tony's favorite thing is being beefed in.
Tony's least favorite thing is parking.
So true.
Class is three hours long
and the free parking is for three hours.
Free three hour parking is pretty good for in the city.
On a weekend only.
Oh, okay.
But a Saturday class.
But here's the thing, if class is from nine till 12,
you can't park at nine.
And leave at 12.
So most people go, if I'm parking at 10 to nine
and I'm leaving at 10, like I can kind of run that gauntlet,
but you're always-
A bit tight.
Would that free, would that do you in a little bit?
Yeah, I would get an Uber. Yeah. Yep. Or I'd be like, Torb, can you drop me- A bit tight. Would that free, would that do you in a little bit? Or you-
Yeah, I would get an Uber.
Yeah.
Yep. Yep.
Or I'd be like, Torbz, can you drop me off, Ryan?
Can you drop me off?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not for Tony.
And so I literally, when I looked at the sign,
I was like, Tony would fucking hate this.
I have texted my, I've texted you, I think,
when there's a like hell tricky sign,
you know how some of them are like-
I get a photo and Tony like, what does this mean?
I'll just text Ryan and go, oh good day.
And he'll go, yep.
And I know that, you know what?
I should not send them to you
because you're not going to look at them.
So we had an hour and a half
and then I had this class starting at like 1.30.
So we had an hour and a half gap.
So you've got to go move the car between.
Yeah, but so Ahmed and there was two others
that were like, let's go to the Queen Vic market. We'll
get some dumplings or something fun. It's just like, it's five minutes down the road. Yeah. So
we've got an hour lunch break. Let's just whip down there, get some food and come back. Oh,
that actually sounds lovely. And how nice is a wander around the market? Were you doing that
with your new friends? That's quite intimate. That's like an intimate outing. Just getting lunch.
That's like an intimate outing. Just getting lunch.
Walking around a market feels like cute and like rom-com-y.
It does feel rom-com-y until you hear what Ahmed did.
Oh, okay.
So this is, this is wild shit.
Should we have used a fake name?
No, fuck this guy.
It's about a 10 minute walk or in the car, like a minute.
Not longer because parking at Queen Vic Market on a fucking Saturday, you're joking yourself.
But I was kind of like, I kind of have to like move the car anyway. And I'm like, oh,
we've just been in class for a time. We're going to walk around. Hey guys, my car's here.
Cause everyone caught the tram and the train. Come jump in my car. We'll just whip down there.
Yeah. And we get back to my car. It's like 10 past the tram in the trailer. Come jump in my car, we'll just whip down there. Yeah.
And we get back to my car, it's like 10 past 12,
and I've copped a fucking ticket.
That is so embarrassing.
But it's like, I've done the 10 turn, I'm like,
so I've, you know.
How much did they get you for?
I think it was like $89.
90 bucks.
It's fucked.
But then I was like, across the turn.
You're a university student.
I'm a poor student. But I'm like, across the term. You're a university student. I'm a poor student.
But I'm like across the term if I cop one, it's probably cheaper than paying 40 bucks
a day for the proper parking.
Totally.
So anyway, we went to the market, get some food, it's all good.
We come back and I go, oh fuck, what am I going to do?
Cop another 90 dollars.
You know, you're in a bit of a bad mood.
And Ahmed goes, just leave the ticket on.
Like they've already got you.
They're not going to like do you again.
Park in the same spot and just leave the ticket on.
Like the people will think you've just parked for the day.
Mm.
Yeah. Yeah.
And he's like, just pop it.
Cause I've taken it off, you know, chucked in the glove box, a bit of a, a bit of a huff
to be honest.
And then he goes, sit in the front seat and he's like, all good.
Can't like, yeah, you've overstayed your welcome.
You're already paying for the overstay.
You might as well really overstay.
And my first thought was, who the fuck is this Ahmed guy?
Yeah. And my second thought was, let's fuck is this Ahmed guy? Yeah.
And my second thought was, let's not introduce him to Tony
because she will hate him.
I just, I would never even think about that.
But that's like how some people like, oh, I'm already late.
Might as well get a coffee on the way.
And I'm like, no, minimize the lateness.
But I don't think this is going to like,
I don't think you'll get fined again because the people go,
yeah, I've already fined that guy.
I've already got him. All good.
I don't know you've been outflanking.
The two people in the back just both went.
Is it like, oh.
I'm not endorsing this.
Love the idea.
Not my car.
I'm not having a phone.
Did you do it?
You just left it.
I did it.
That is so hot and brave.
But well, I just wouldn't even think of that.
I probably would just start crying and go home.
If I got a parking ticket, I'd be like, fuck.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, do you know what?
It's actually pretty smart.
Yeah.
Like, do you think it's brave and smart or do you think it's like sneaky and cheeky?
I think it's cheeky, but like they've already got you 90 bucks.
If they wanted to find you twice, just charge me 180 in the first place and get it over with.
So Tony, it's not about the money, it's the logistics.
Yeah, it is.
Like if you give me two tickets for 90 bucks, like fuck you, give me one for a thousand.
Just pay it.
Give Tony one for a thousand. Give Tony one for a
thousand instead of two for 80. But then you only have to log in once. Yeah. That does
sound better. But I just, I do think it's a bit cheeky, but also like, yeah.
And so one of the classes coming up is like negotiations. And I'm like, and I'm
like, I want to be on Armin's side.
Literally.
Yeah.
Does he need a partner?
Yeah.
This guy thinks outside the box.
He's the, yeah.
And he's, he's, he's cool and calm.
Like he's like slick kind of like,
You can tell from that suggestion.
He's like, just pop it back on and just go,
oof.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like, are you married?
Yeah.
But like how many, how many tickets do you reckon he's rolled in the,
like...
I reckon he got, well, most other people live in the city.
So they've caught the tram or the train and stuff,
especially international students live on campus and stuff.
So the whole concept of having a car in the park is like,
what a burden.
But also...
I reckon he got one ticket at the start of his MBA
and he's going to roll that thing through to graduation.
Surely that would look at the date on the thing though.
Like same day I think it would work, but surely it wouldn't work beyond that.
Yeah.
I used to do this thing where I'd park my car in the city and then ride a little note on the dashboard and be like, and then ride a little thing on the dashboard
and be like, oh, I'm like audio support for something like I'll be, call me if
I'm in the way and then I would just go back and move my car because I couldn't afford to pay for parking.
And did they ever call you or they didn't get a ticket?
No.
So you literally wrote like, help me, I'm poor.
Well, I would be like, oh, I'm just like running in to do a job.
Like I'm audio support for whatever it was.
And yeah, I got the idea from my friend Ken, who was an electrician before he started doing audio.
And he was like, yeah, I would just always write like,
oh, just doing electrician things.
Is he still audio Ken or is he now just Ken?
Yeah.
But yeah, like, sorry, wrong.
That's so I used to do that.
Yeah.
If you like park up in it, like the wrong spot, like up on the sidewalk or like,
you know, like in a shopping center sometimes where there's like the lined out
spot where it's a spot, but it's for like, so that they can access like a
fucking water main or something.
You know, it's obviously not in like an ambulance bay or something.
So you don't put on your Audi, I am a fire truck need access to water
I've got a lot to see to hear from Chantelle Astry Chantelle her three-year-old
Hasn't me. It doesn't hasn't spoken much
has a big speech delays how you
Discuss that and she's actually gone to a different daycare
and the Shantel listens to the podcast.
So thanks for listening Shantel.
There's a new daycare in her area
that's partnered with a local organization
to provide speech therapists as no extra cost.
Like it's a part of going to the daycare
where this community group comes in and like,
you know, I don't know how they go about it
but do the exercises and encouraging language development games and stuff. Yeah. So she's been going, the kids been going to
this daycare and it's like, and she's like, the fact that people are doing this thing
is like, you love to see it says Chantelle. And also because as a parent you go, is that
another appointment? You know, like, so the fact that it's like, oh, she's getting cared
for and gets to do these excites, that's awesome.
So every day when Chantelle drops the three-year-old off at daycare, she sees her off and says,
love you bye, like you say at the end of the pod.
And then the kid waves and very aware, but just doesn't speak and just gives a big wave
and smiles and rushes off in daycare. The other day I was cleaning the kitchen,
I'm also going to cry as well. Tony's crying by the way. The other day I was cleaning the kitchen
and catching up on the Tony and Ryan podcast and at the end Tony Lodge did her regular love you bye
and my toddler said love you bye back.
Love you, bye back.
Who cares?
Sorry, I'm lashing out.
That is so cute. That is not the response I was expecting.
That is so sweet.
So the toddler said love you, bye.
Oh, my God. And was Chantelle just fuck it?
Like, yeah, love you, bye. Oh my God. And was Shantel just fucking, like, Yeah.
That is so crazy.
And Shantel, she turned around and looked at the kid
and said, who cares?
Obviously I was just doing comedy to like,
make sure I didn't fuck a person in the face.
Yeah.
That is so sweet.
And how, like, amazing.
Incredible, incredible.
Did Chantelle be pissed off that her kid said it to me
and not to Chantelle?
Do you think?
Like she said, love you bye to me.
No, I think she was copying you to her mom.
Great, love it.
But you know, am I in trouble?
No, that is so amazing.
I actually just the other day was on the phone to your daughter.
Should we call her now? I just love her.
Yeah, I know. But we were on the phone to your daughter and you said, who do you love? And she
goes, dad. And I said, aunt Toddy. And she said aunt Toddy for the first time. That was really,
really sweet. And I started to cry. I think there's a video of it.
for the first time. That was really, really sweet.
And I started to cry.
I think there's a video of it.
Hi, hi.
Hi, hi.
We're on the podcast.
I was wondering if I could-
Sorry, Bridget.
I was wondering if I could talk to our daughter.
Do you want to say hi to Dash?
You don't take a jamia.
Hi, Mamu.
Hi, Mamu. She's waving. Aww. Who loves you? Dad.
Yeah.
Dad.
And do you love Aunt Totti?
Aunt Totti.
I love you, Mabel, so much.
I'm leaving all my money to you when I die.
Say Mamu say Ta.
Oh she's not very grateful.
Say thank you Toddy for the cash and the Audi.
I love you Mamu bye bye.
Say bye to Danish.
Bye bye. Say bye to damage. Bye daddy. Oh, goodbye.
Goodbye.
I love you so much.
Too much.
I love you too much.
Bye.
Bye.
Who loves you?
Daddy.
Daddy.
No, that was aunt Toddy definitely.
All right, love you sweetie.
Love you, mama chat soon.
Bye. Well, mama. Chat soon. Bye.
Well, that was worth it.
Absolutely.
I love her.
My love to say it is my family and also Chantelle, Astrid's family.
And also aunt Toddy, but also my family.
That is very, very sweet.
Yeah.
Um, I love, I'll, I'll tell you the one bad thing though, is cause Mabel really loves her dad at the moment.
She's just like, dad, I love dad.
And then when she wakes up in the middle of the night
at 2 a.m. we hear, dad, dad.
Yeah, and Bridget's like, oh, she's asking for you.
Yeah, Bridget literally goes,
looks like she's after one of us.
And I'm like, fuck.
Yeah.
Well, to go from-
Yeah, what's your way of saying it?
Yeah, it's just hard to back up,
but this is pretty funny.
Matt Jones sent this to us in Patreon.
Matt said, hey, top team, I've just had a thought.
Sorry if it's a little bit harsh,
but Ryan mentioned something about an electric car.
Cause I think you've talked about like,
oh, you'd love to get an electric car eventually.
Yeah, one day, yeah.
And Matt said, what will happen?
He won't put it on charge just like his phone.
What was it?
Who was that?
Matt Jones.
Matt Jones.
Last night, I drove into a supermarket and the,
sorry, the service station, service station.
And I was, it said like zero kilometers left
in the petrol tank.
Oh, so it's exactly the same.
Yeah.
So it being a logical doesn't mean anything.
Question.
Question.
Every year, will they bring out a new fucking charger
for the car like Apple does and really fuck me off
or are they gonna have the same charger the whole time?
Surely you've got the same one.
Cause I've got a new phone and it's not the same charger.
As your old one.
Yeah.
Oh fuck. Cause now it's a UBC 4F27.
Oh, the 4F27.
Oh, that does get you actually.
Yeah.
And I just wanted an F150 and I'm driving this fucking thing.
And I don't know.
A huge truck.
But Matt Jones, fuck you and accurate.
Yeah, fair.
Correct.
Love it.
Fuck you.
For being so bang on. Yeah. For atting. Love it. Fuck you for being so
bang on. Yeah, for atting rhyme in the best way possible. So that was my love to see it. I thought that was so fucking
funny. I pissed myself. I just imagine you like, you know,
coming in and it's like, plugged into the car but not into the
wall. Like you do with your phone a lot.
You remember the other day when you...
Yes I do. I actually do. Thank you for reminding me Tony.
Love you so much. Love you so much. Thank you so much for listening,
for watching if you're on YouTube.
I remember to plug this bit in.
Yeah.
It was just...
Yeah.
This bit.
Yeah.
But you've got the new thing on your desk and you have been using it.
The wireless charger.
Thank you Charles for setting that up in the office, not for personal use.
Sounds like personally you're getting some good...
If you listen to today's episode,
Charles has been servicing Tony at her house.
Is it, is it all right? For work?
If what I...
Love you.
Enjoy your sexy day if you're doing sexy things.
Love you.
I'm doing sexy things, right? Yeah, to me. For work. Love you. Enjoy your sexy day if you're doing sexy things. Love you. I'm doing sexy things.
Yeah, to me.
For work.
Love you.
Bye.
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