Toni and Ryan - Normal Or Nah: Mixing Milks

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

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Mixing milk from two different cartons. The thought of milk from two different udders mixing together gives me the boke. A bottle of milk wouldn't just be Uno Cowo. So we're multi-titting anyway. I'm Sam. I'm Eva. From Rochester, New York. My name is Jojo.

I'm from Sunrise, Florida. Hi, I'm Jess from Laura Victoria. And I'm a podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, best-selling, Dr. the Tony Lodge. Hello, this is Ryan John. Dumb?

No books sold. Don't your names. Thank you very much. Let's do normal. And I thank you so much for everyone sending these through. And I think the first is a little upsetting. Tarpa Susie Boyce. Hi, Susie Boys.

Balancing your phone on the shit. Shout out to the Bois. Da Bois. Balancing your phone on the shower head so you can listen to a podcast in the shower. Have a look at that. Oh, sorry. The beautiful sun-filled apartment.

Oh no. No way. Think of the grime that would be up there. Not only that, but like, that looks a bit risky. Very risky. Don't you think? Are you happy for your fucking phone to just fall in the drink? Sorry, it's a bit Australian.

Men aren't naturally multitaskers. But apparently my boyfriend thinks he could not stop listening to his football podcast and clean himself at the same time. wouldn't you just like connect your phone to like a ue burn like can't you still hear your phone from on the sink in the shower or like put the toilet seat down and just put that you know he thinks it's completely safe and completely normal and completely fine resting the phone on the top of the shower head so you can listen to a podcast in the shower agree surely there's any other spot yeah the problem isn't listening to the podcast in the shower at all or music

or whatever, but like, surely you would just put it somewhere else. Wouldn't the steam from the shower, like, fuck it up a bit? Yeah, or at least get it all wet and slippery. I didn't even think of the steam, yeah. Like, because it might not be getting wet, but the steam would be getting into it, and wouldn't that let fuck up there?

Steam is the essence of moisture. Oh, my God. Do you listen to music every time you're in the shower? Yeah. Yeah. Like, every time? Every time. Yeah.

Yeah, without fail. And how do you, what's your... I normally just cue up a few things on. on Spotify and then put it on the, you know, like in our, like, on suite, how like there's the sink and then the toilet and then the shower. I just pop it on the sink and it's fine. Yeah. Grow up Susie Boyce's boy.

I just, yeah, I would be too stressed it was going to slip down. Yeah. I also don't have a big beautiful rain shower like that. Yeah. Like ours is like one of the ones, like a fucking jail shower. Do you reckon Susie Boyce has sent this in just a flex that she in fact does? I'll just have a big rainforest shower hair. It is a fancy shower hair.

Just out of cook, just I have to show you this for context. Just wondering. Just wondering what you guys reckon. Do you do, do you do a podcast or music in the shower or anything? I raw dog it. Yeah,

nice. Yeah. Um, never even thought to. Well, I just normally have music playing in the house anyway. I mean, lately I've been listening to a pod.

Yeah. But, um, so if I'm listening, if I'm in the lounge room, I'll connect my phone to the sound bar. but if I then am leaving the lounge room I will put it just playing out loud on my phone

it sounds like shit just play it out loud on my phone and I just bring my phone wherever I am Is there always noise at your house? Yeah So if it's not music or a pod It's just like the TV's on in the background But there's always something.

Yeah Normally it's music Yeah But yeah there's always something on I just love it Yeah Especially music because I love to have a little boogie Yeah

Yeah I've seen you in our house With your headphones on just like Yeah Like I just I just really like it. Normal enough from Shannon. Hi Shannon. Raw dogging frozen food. After a busy day, I come home hungry and rather than cooking frozen spring rolls or nuggets, I just open the box and eat them frozen straight out of the freezer.

When I'm hungry, I'm impatient and this just reduces the amount of time until I can eat the food. Is this normal or nah? and for those playing along at home, everyone in this room has a disturbed look on their face. Okay, well, that's an absolute nah, because eating frozen, it's not even, like, it has no flavour, but also like, how are you actually eating it?

What I would suggest, here's a suggestion from your agony, aren't me, you just need to in your house have a bridging snack. Like an end of a piece of bread. The end of a bit of bread like Ryan does, or like have something that as soon as you walk in the house, you have a little bag of popcorn, and that's what you eat while your thing is in the microwave

or the oven or whatever. Popcorn is the second best bridging. That is a great example of a bridging food. And also a bridging snack approved as a term that we're now using. I think my bridging snack is an apple because you can't really eat it fast. Oh, yeah. As in sometimes you just need it in your hand

and you need it in your mouth. A big crunch. And then... Yeah, because if you gave me a bridging 20 pack of nuggets, I could make that disappear real quick. But it's not bridging much. But that's feeling. And the thing about...

It is feeling. That is a really good point. But also the thing about a bridging snack is that it needs to be something that needs zero preparation. Hence the apple. Yeah. Or a little thing of popped popcorn, like the little fun packs. Yeah.

But that is... Ocopasar, Qatar. Yeah. But like that is what you have while you put the nuggets in the air fryer or the spring roll in them. Yeah. It buys a 10 minutes. with it. You're fucking welcome, Shannon. That is a great idea. You need bridging snacks. And if you were going to have like a frozen spring roll for dinner, say, then like in the

morning before you go to work, pop however many you're going to, like those mini spring rolls or whatever, pop like five of them in the fridge so that they like slowly like defrost over the day. And then it will also only take 10 minutes in the oven instead of like 30. I hear what you're saying. and you are correct. Yeah. You thought I was going to say leave them out or put them in the oven? No, no.

It was just like, because I empathise with Shannon. Yeah. Our type aren't thinking about it in the morning. Yeah. No, that's fair. But that is the problem. Yeah. But I don't think that's the solution because if we were that kind of person,

we wouldn't be eating frozen food. The kind of guy eating frozen food isn't the kind of guy that's thinking ahead about dinner. Yeah, no, that's fair. And I'm not here to shame anybody, but I think the bridging snack. Yeah. And I would like everyone in the comments of the episode thread in our Facebook group or on YouTube to tell us your favorite bridging snack now that you know what that is. Yeah, now that it's been coined, can I enter another bridging snack into rotation?

Dried apricots. Ooh. My mind a bridging snack was more savory. Okay. But I'll, I just never have them in the house. But I guess, yeah, it's like a little snack. The only thing with dried fruit is that you have two. bits of it and you've eaten six watermelons.

Do you know what I mean? But it comes out of nowhere. Yeah, and then it comes out of somewhere. Yeah, it does. Nah, you know those like little cheese and crackers I have at work? A little three pack? Yeah. Yeah.

Three little cheeses, three little rice crackers. That's a good bridging snack. I'm also a huge fan. Whether you buy it... On controversial news, Tony likes her fan to oscillate. I do. Let me turn it off. Now that it's calm on the pot, I've got to turn it up.

Hang on. I'll wait until it gets stopped more. Ready? We're both going to say when? Now. Oh. I missed it. Hang on.

Now, it's come back around. It's come back around. Now. No, Charles. No, but if Charles wants it, I can. Now. There we go. Because if Charles wants it to oscillate, I can, I can handle that.

It makes sense, but. You're not an oscillator. No. Stick it on my face and let it rain. Yeah. Same with the fans. Because I like, because I like delayed gratification, I think it, the oscillator.

makes me appreciate the fan more because then when it comes back to me I'm like you've chosen me again then it goes away and I miss it and then when it comes back I feel like I've earned it again one day I'm gonna like when we're sharing an Airbnb I'm going to walk past your bedroom door and hear this oh oh I'm gonna go well if I had to guess it's the fan coming back around but I think it makes me appreciate it more what's the ultimate in your life of delayed gratification. Like what's on the ultimate delay besides superannuation?

Which I don't have much. But I would, I don't know if this is strictly what you mean, but I think this is like short-term pain, long-term gain areas. Cleaning while I cook. Yeah. When, after I've had dinner

and I look back in that kitchen and there's fucking shit everywhere, I just go, oh. But. I think that's the, like, I think it delayed pain. Yeah, yeah. Short term gain, long term pain because you don't have to do it.

But while I'm cooking, it does make a little bit like more stressy because you're like trying to rinse stuff and put it away. But then when you finish eating and all you've got to do is put your plate enough and fork in the dishwasher because you did the, like, past you already did it. That is my favorite. Oh, so that feeling is the, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The other one is on a Saturday night when the last thing that I want to do is do the online

shopping order but then on Saturday when I don't have to think about it and someone rings my fucking doorbell at like 11 a.m. with all my shit for the week. I go, ah. Who was that? Yeah. And it was me. Thank you, Tony yesterday. Yes. Do you have one? Um, how deep do we want to get? I think, I love it. Like, I don't celebrate heaps of stuff and I'm just like, and one day I'll just sit back and I'll be like, huh. Do it. Do it. Do it now. Don't wait. Don't wait to celebrate. Yeah.

Don't wait to celebrate. Don't wait to celebrate. Yeah. Truly. Mm. Yeah. What could we celebrate now? Just give you a little woo.

Well, we went out for a fun lunch the other day to celebrate the hens party. We did. Yeah. And that was wonderful. But I think back in the day, like we would have got home from the hens on. It would have been like, cool. What are we doing tomorrow? Yeah.

I was like, no, that can be next week's thoughts. Like, let's have dinner and enjoy the week. And we've all had a busy couple of days and like. Yeah. It's all G. Great job everyone, by the way. Good job, everyone. Great job.

Yeah. So that's why you shouldn't have frozen spring riles. What? You just did a little funny laugh. Was it what I was doing? Yeah. Why? Nah, no reason.

Clapping by slapping her half. And then like... My boobs jiggling as well. Yeah. I didn't notice that before, but what a time to move to Arizona. Okay, you guys might fucking eyes wrap here. Charles, do you want to move to Arizona? Is that?

something just, something, for some reason, I'm just, for some reason, I'm just, want to move to Arizona. And for those playing along at home,

the jiggling boobs are being covered by an Arizona t-shirt. Imagine people, the audio only. Put your microphone on that. And then I'll do you walking, when the fan comes back around. Oh.

Oh. Oh, did you miss me, daddy? Oh, it's back. Oh. Did you miss me, Daddy? Well, you said it's like the fan missed you and chose you once again. what daddy daddy oh daddy who's Danny oh sorry Danielle did you what did you think I said

no I thought you said the other one daddy one and you know what fair oh he's actually married thanks Danielle thank appreciate it oh are you still no I threw my wedding ring out the window they're oh that could be anywhere we've been to the pool and all sorts since then I've I've won it today I probably took it off to poo earlier. Well, you know what I don't like to... When did you poo earlier? Oh, I didn't record it.

After your steak sandwich? Yeah. Yeah, nice. Turns out that I had garlic and gluten in it. The bread? Yeah. Worth it, though. Delicious steak sandwich.

Tapa Lynn has a normal or nah. Hi, Lynn. Is that Lynn Sanchez? Do know. Last name not supplied. Okay. Mixing milk from two different cartons, normal or nah.

If I'm making a coffee and I'm pouring it into the frothed jug or like you're pouring it onto your cereal and it runs out, it's like, oh, you just grab the next carton from the fridge and keep going where you started or do you not fuck with mixing the milks? Even though it's the same brand, it's the same type, there's something for Lynn that is just like, nope, and actually let me read this quote, the thought of milk from two different udders mixing together gives me the boke. But question, a bottle of milk wouldn't just be

Uno Kauau. It would be put into a big thing and... It like all would go into a big vat and be pasteurized together. Yeah. So we're multi-titin anyway. And you know what? Is one of the great asks the risks

in modern podcast history? FYI, I use almond milk. So she's not multi-titting at all. In fact, she hates tits. Oh. Oh. That's disgusting. I do.

But you're not an almond. So true. But I am a nut. No, that is upsetting. Though when you started saying the normal or nut, I thought you meant like, oh, if you've got an almond and an oat milk, can you put them together?

Fuck no. So I will make Bridget a coffee with cream, dairy, full fat. What's the OG milk? Just milk. But I, I feel like you almost need to clarify now that it's cow's milk. Well, we always say cow milk, yeah. So Bridget, I'll make her a coffee with cows milk.

And in the bottom of the, batten of the, for the frothar, for the coffee, there'll be like a little bit left. And I'll like, I'll just top up with the almond milk and just push on and then do mine. Because I'm like, I don't want to waste that. We've talked about the wasting food. Why don't you just use the right amount in the frother then for hers? Well, because when at fron, you never know how, like. We do.

Well, you pour the milk in. Then you kind of go, oh, well, I hope that ends up being the wrong. right amount but you never know for sure but you always use the same yeah but you're who's just saying maybe it's a bit foamy today maybe it's less foamy tomorrow maybe I poured more in maybe the coffee shot was a bit more or less or whatever sure well how long do you pull your coffee thing for or do you just like press one shot well I press two shots yeah but like I'll pull the thing and like give it about 15 20 seconds and kind of look at it and go yeah it looks enough oh so it's always a different amount oh I

I didn't know that you pulled your, oh, because ours is like you just press the button. So hence if it was a bigger shot of coffee, you would then need less. Like, so there's nothing exact. Yeah. Some probably people probably have it, but I just kind of look in it as long as it looks strong. As soon as it starts getting a bit weak coming from the thing, I go, like. Oh, sure. Interesting.

Hence why it's a little bit different. Yeah. But then I'll just chuck my cold almond milk in and not refroff. I'm like, oh, there's a bit of cow left in. That's all right. They'll figure it out. But doesn't then the one that's already hot, like burn a bit? Well, doesn't it mix through and stuff?

Like if you poured boiling water into the pool, like would the whole water pool get hot? Or would it just, you wouldn't even notice. No, but because the milk gets a different flavour, I'm not saying this isn't fucked. You would then push the milk, the cow milk too far. Yeah, I'm not saying this isn't fucked. I'm just saying I do it all the time. No, I'm just saying like, it doesn't know. Just tip the inch of milk.

I think it's okay. Oh, no. Well, you wouldn't waste that, though. Do you know what? If there's too much milk when I do it, I just take a huge gulp out of the thing and then tip the rest of the milk in. Yeah, I'd probably do it. the same for my one. Yeah.

But yeah. And again, I just look at it and go, yeah, all good. Because I think, and I get, this is probably not what happens. But I think once I tip the cold milk in, then the already hot milk, it balances out and just finds its new. For the temperature it probably does, but the flavor probably not. So true. You know?

Because like milk gets out like more like caramelized when you like heated up. Like that's what's supposed to do. How good is warm milk? Like the sugars and the creams and stuff. See it. Warm milk. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm going to have some today. Do you know what I feel like, even though it's way too hot?

I feel like a hell yum hot chocolate. But it's just way too hot for it right now. It's actually not. But when we get out of the pool, we'll get up because there's a coffee place at the pool. Is there? Yeah, the front, the little chaos. That's where I've been getting my tries from post-swim. Oh, I don't know there was a little spot there.

Yeah, you get out of the cold water. You walk out of the building and it's like on the front. Oh, cool. And then we'll get a nice hot chocolate because that cool water will be on our body, the hot chocolate will just hit right. Yep. It'll be the best hot chocolate you've had on land. I reckon. Not in the sky, obviously.

Not in the sky because who could compete. With that thickness. I think also in Melbourne, like when we get home, it's like perfect hot chocolate weather. So true. Yeah. Okay. Bye. I'm Sam.

I'm Eva. From Rochester, New York. My name is Jojo. I'm from Sunrise, Florida. I'm Jess from Laura Victoria. and you're watching Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tappers over at our Patreon. Thank you very much for being part of it all.

Ross P. Good on your Ross. Angelique Paris. Good on your Angelique. Daniel Patton. Leah Dorfer. Chelsea Ibarra. Jared Simic.

Thanks, Jared. Fleece. Good on your fleece. Abigail Shell, AJ. Ruth Brush. Race of Ruth. And Maddie Louise. Good on you, Maddie.

Thanks, Maddie. Appreciate it. love to say it. Now, we have mentioned that we've been to a conference. Yeah, we're big business sluts. Big business sluts. Oh, can we maybe put a photo in the Facebook group of our business cards? I feel I respect that. Tony says Dr. Tony Lodge and she's in like a lab coat kind of empty. I'm in a very fancy suit that is very much not me. I gave mine to someone who is based here in London and he looked at and he went, whew,

great phone number. Tony left the 0408. It's 0408, blanked it, and then blanked out. But that way I can flex that it's an 0408. And this who doesn't

have any idea what it means, he goes, oh, great phone number. And then I said, I'm going to never hear the end of fucking that, am I? Yeah, but it's so true.

It is such a good phone number. Now, and I was like, want to hear the rest of it? Whoa, that would It would have been a hot thing to say, though. That is a very hot thing to say. Great phone number.

Want to hear the rest of it? This phone number is a landline to my bedroom, want to see where it rings. That was amazing. Thank you. No notice. What do you reckon is the hottest pickup line someone's either done on you or you've done on, like? I once was at a bar crawl in Hong Kong.

Chaudaul. And everyone had to say, you should. go around, introduce everyone to themselves. And you have to, you know this story. The night with the lawyer. Yeah. And, um, you had to say, hi, my name is this and a fact about yourself. Cool.

Yeah. And the lawyer said, hi, my name is name and I'm not wearing underwear. Ryan went home with her. I didn't know that that's where it started though. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. And you know what I said after that?

This is I just met the moment. Should we go there? then and that was it. Pub crawl into my knickers. Well, no. Pub crawl into my open fanny. I love that so much. That's absolutely wonderful.

Shout out to... Name. No, I got to send a shout out to Rache. Was there name, name? I've just realized that name is the same word. But you said, hi, I'm name. And I was like, name, beautiful. No, that was like insert blanking it out.

Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Ray Chekles, her cousin, Liam and Phil, who I was sharing a hostel with. And I was like, you guys keep partying. And they were like pretty fucked. It was close the end of the night and they're like, you've got an hour. But didn't name have like a fancy hotel? She's a lawyer. Don't I?

Never saw it. She saw the inside of your hostel though. Tony's changed everyone. They are I've said it. Have I changed? Yeah. What do you mean? So we've gone to this conference.

There's a lot of like impressive people. I'm going to say it as well. As much as we love to give shit to conferences, not heaps of finger guns. Everyone's being pretty great. It was actually a, I think, not a bit too broie or techie. It wasn't.

I think it was more creative. Like there was lots of creative people there. It was just really, um, shout out to my new favorite podcast, The Girls Bathroom. Yeah, nice. Those girls were, They spoke about their beers and their community and I was like, I love this.

I love them. So this morning, we're like, what should we talk about on the podcast today? And this is how I know Tony's changed. If he looks at me and goes, I've got a LinkedIn success story. And I went, who the fuck are you? Who the fuck am I doing this podcast with? I know. I just want to impress you.

I've got a, I don't have an MBA, but I think that I can bloody. I've got a LinkedIn success story. Lay it down. Well, so Tarpershell sent this through on Instagram. And I was like, you fucking love to say. It's not a you love to see it. It is a LinkedIn success story. It deserves its own part.

She said a couple of years ago, Lewis Capaldi canceled his concert. Yep. And it had been three months with no communication from Ticka Tech. She's gone backwards and forwards and been like, oh my God, the show got cancelled or changed or fucking whatever it was and they couldn't get their money back or whatever the fucking thing was and they hadn't heard anything back for three months.

So she goes, you know what I'll do? I'm going to find the CEO of Ticka Tech on LinkedIn, messaged him and said like, hey man, I haven't heard back from anybody like I just want my fucking refund for Lewis Capaldi. To the CEO. To the CEO of Ticka Tech on LinkedIn. like just cold call and Shell then says had my money back

within 48 hours that is a LinkedIn success story LinkedIn works I've got two things to say yep one is Shell you're a fucking legend you don't take no for an answer I'm going straight to the source

pretty clever next question is is the CEO of Dropbox on LinkedIn because that motherfucker is about to get lit up and I might not even do it in the DMs tag them I'm just going to do a status update. Is that what they're called?

What a throwback. Probably like a LinkedIn Connect option. Connect option. Yep. And I'm going to go, who the fuck is the CEO of at Dropbox? Yeah. I mean,

you probably find out first and then type. Nah. No, because then they'll get a direct thing. So true. Tag them below. Yeah. I reckon you'll be able to find a solution pretty quick.

A LinkedIn influencer, my apologies. like yourself. When you say a solution pretty quick, after five years of trying to cancel it, is the term quick no longer accessible to me? That's fair. However, what I will add into rotation of this exact specific example is that quite quick once we tried.

Yeah, from here. We haven't really tried. You go on the website, you go, no, too hard. Don't we haven't really tried with me, mate. I hear what you're saying, but don't really try. I don't think you really try. You've seen me. I have actually.

I have. I have. I have. I have. I actually have, yeah, I redacted by saying. Don't you haven't tried me. No. You really have.

I accepted a LinkedIn request from a top of the other day and they go, hey Ryan, blah, blah, blah, you know, good to chat. I sent a friend in a LinkedIn request to Tony. Yeah. She hasn't like accepted. Have I done something or, well, you know what's up? And I was like, bro. She does one day a year. And she makes that one day count.

That one day counts. I accept like a thousand connection request. And I was like, I wouldn't. take it personally, but in her next update, like one day you'll wake up and Tony will go, oh, 4,000 requests. Yep, but I actually did it recently because Charles shared a LinkedIn. Did I did join on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we watched that video.

Oh, that was LinkedIn. Yeah. So I did log in. I accepted a bunch of things. I reposted a few things, marked some things as insightful and then fuck right off. But I was banned for a bit. It's important to remember that I was banned from LinkedIn for a, my, month or 30 days.

And all of your comments, even the other ones were removed. Yeah, I got scrubbed from LinkedIn for a bit and they disabled my ability to accept requests, comment on anything or react to statuses for like 30 days. She's shadow banned from the inside. I got shadow. I'm honestly proud of it. Find stuff insightful and fuck off is one of the great combinations of words too. I don't know if they've been used together as often as they should. I just think that marking it as insightful is the quirkiest response.

Do you find... Because there's this one. What is that one? Is that help me, I'm poor? No, it's pleaser. I want some more. Is this like gratitude or like... Because there's this one and then there's just the heart and then there's like the...

Thumbs up. I think there's a collapse. No. A pause. Collapse. I'm about to fucking collapse. Do you have the... The internet in this place is so slow.

Okay. Yeah, we'd just have to imagine with our brains. If we did a LinkedIn podcast, what would that podcast be called? Because I think insightful and I find you insightful now, fuck off. Insightful and fuck off. Mark does insightful. Now fuck off. This one is the support.

Support. And then you've got the- And does I have a little love heart in that as well? Yeah. You've then got the clappy hands, which is celebrate. Oh, I call it collapse. You've then got like the like, the like and then also the. love. You can't do a classic like anymore. It's not enough. And then you've got your insightful.

Which is a little light bulb. Yep. And then the last one is funny. Oh. And it's never been used on that entire platform. People tried to use it on my comments and they all got white. Yeah. That's what brought attention to the big dogs. Yeah. They go, oh, beep-da-bib someone's used the funny emoji. So if anyone sees me lighten up Dropbox, can you make sure you find that post insightful? Yeah. That would be fantastic. I mark that as insightful when I do my six-monthly. Yeah, great. Yeah.

Now, I've got a you love to see it, which covers a lot of tarpa law here. Oh, I actually have you love to see it. That feels semi-linked in chat. Should I continue on? Chantelle sent this through on Patreon and she said, oh my God, Tony, the Queen Ambassador of the A-T-T-C, which is why the business chat needs to continue. Yeah.

Tell said my mom had to have her floors repaired within warranty. So they replaced the scotia of the floors. I don't know the fuck that means. To a completely different product. So I'm guessing they just wanted a section to be replaced. It was covered under warranty, but it didn't match the rest of it. Oh. They weren't willing to change it back and were trying to charge my mom for the work that they did.

Nope. But it was covered under the warranty. No, thank you. I went all A-T-T-C and Australian consumer laws on their. asses. Now, Mum is getting her floors

fixed for free. Fuck yeah. Shantel said, thanks to your passion, I wouldn't have ever known I could even go

to the A triple C for help. A woman of the people. Look at me helping people across the land. Yeah. When I want an Australian

consumer and, what does it just say? Consumer customer I'm sure. Commission? Yeah.

There's so many Cs and I'm not just talking about. A bunch of C. I tell you another good word to have in your pocket. Yeah, ombudsman. Ombudsman. Just say the word and say people crumble to their knees. It's like if you're renting and you go, oh, maybe I'll contact V-Cat and they go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, we'll build, we'll go upstairs. Oh, no, I'm sure it's fine. We'll build another level. Yeah. Oh, you need another bedroom. Yeah, cool. Oh, yeah, okay.

Oh, sorry. Nah, it's good stuff. It is good stuff. Yeah. So thank you, Chantelle. You should put this as a post on your LinkedIn. And the dog was the CEO. And go, as an ambassador for the at ACCC, let me tell you the good work we're doing.

Maybe I should add to my roles like ACCC spokeswoman. I would love to see that. I'll do it in six months. No, I'll do it. Would you mark that as insightful? I would mark it as insightful. When I said I'm now employed by the Nillambic Council as an influencer, that got a lot of, that got some good stuff. That's good.

You're red hot on LinkedIn. Thank you. Yeah. That's my love to see this. Tony acknowledging my LinkedIn. That you're red hot on LinkedIn. Jamie Dempster. Hi, Jamie.

I was out. I just throw it in the Dempster. Do you have a guinea pig or a Dempster? Dib-a-de-do-do-do-de-do-di-do. That's the Amsterdam song. Demster dancer. Have you been to Holland? I've, yeah, been to Demstead.

Demster? Demster. I hardly know it. Is anybody still here? I was like, yeah, is Tony aware we're still all here? I was at paddleboarding, flex. Sly down. And a man appeared holding a duckling asking if anyone had seen the family. So he just rocks up and goes, oh.

In midwater? Yeah, I've got a duck here. Have you seen it's family? Jamie said no. And the man just hands her the duckling and goes, okay, see ya. Isn't it though if you touch a baby bird, the mom doesn't want it anymore? because it's got like your stink on it. Oh, I don't know.

Well, Jamie and her partner jumped back on the stand-up paddle boards and the duckling sat on the front of the board and they paddled around the river looking for the family. And after a while they found the family and the little duckling got returned to its family. And they didn't have to like hand it over because when they paddled up to the duckling, it just like hopped off and was like, oh, thanks for the lift bud.

And there's the little guy. There's the little guy. It's not in anything. Oh, yeah. How do we know? Look at that. Oh, that is very cute. Adorable.

How do we know, though, that that was the right family? Well, it took, I saw him and went, cool, I'll jump in here and followed him along. But we don't know that that wasn't, you know, like a duck napping situation. No, but the big duck goes, oh, yeah, he's with us. No, but the little duck jumped over to them and said, yes, I will go with you guys. are you saying that just because they might not be biological ducklings they're not real family well i'm just making sure that there isn't like that what you're implying tony lodge i'm making sure that there isn't an instance of of duck trafficking nature versus nurture duck trafficking

which is a huge issue in this country the only duck trafficking it should be people traffing it into my mouth with some orange sauce yeah do you know what fucks like duck pancake like when you get there like they're like they're like they're to scroll past this little guy because the thought Oh my God. Yeah. No, sorry. That is actually fucked. Doesn't duck actually hell look like a bird you wouldn't eat?

Yeah. When I love little ducklings and I would never eat one of those. But then when I see duck on the menu, I would fuck that right up. And it's so strange, it's the same thing. I don't think for me that I hear duck and think duck. What do you think? Like in a menu, I just go duck, yum. But I never have thought about the animal.

That's really sad now. I still would eat it. but have you have eaten quail? Yeah Quail egg as well yum yum yum yum yum yum

have you Yeah Nice But when you see them You go well obviously Well obviously It's too little Yeah

Little bony thing Don't wink of me I'll say a little I'll show you my little Boney thing later Yeah Yeah All right

Well um Let's call out a week I reckon Chiros Oh someone's about to head to Italy Yeah Mexican? Spanish?

Cheerios. Cheerio. Oh, cheerio. That's English. Oh, this is a question I should definitely not ask on the pod because it's a technical chat. Can we like in the back end change the name of our podcast to Tanawa and Riano just for the week? All that fuck all sorts of stuff. Do you know what?

I don't know. But what we can do is do a different tile for specific episodes. Yeah. That's in play. Okay. Well, oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's good. People who have guests often like... Yeah, you can do it like a specific tile for that week. Like those episodes. So next week they will be regular episodes, but within it, you will get a small episode of Tonela and Riano,

the Italian soap opera. The Italian bar of soap opera. The Italian bar of soap opera. Which I think every episode's like going to be two or three minutes. So it'll be like, yeah, a two minute bit in a regular episode. Although it's just... There's some scandals in that. Tony will see the script in real time.

I'm reading it live. Yeah. Yeah. And I think. Pregor. You, well, oh, you've read it. I get prego. I get script.

The family drama, he's wild. Dun dun dun. I, because last week on the show, it was Tony and Ryan's Weith Week. Yep. And we had friends visiting us. Well, we visited them, I guess, because we're on their turf. And next week is the Italian bar of soap opera. It's very fun.

Very fun. Very fun. Passport personalities. I look forward to choosing the font for Tonala and Rihano. I feel like it'll be very... Very squiggly. I'm kind of imagining like the Tony and Ryan font that we had on the hats for the hens party.

Like kind of big squiggly... For me, Italian soap opera suggests that it would be really hard to read. Like calligraphy vibes. Yeah, okay. Sorry, different wavelengths, but yours is good. I can see you. All right. Love ya.

Love ya. Hang on. And I'm not doing a trick like I did before. Just to finish the week off and know that we're best friends because I feel like we're tired and that's okay. Yeah. Think of a number between 1 and 10. Yep. And we're both going to, we have to get the same number.

Yep. Three, two, one. Seven. Oh. Charles is, oh no. I also knew that was going to happen. Charles has dislocated both shoulders because he's six, seven, himself had the door. Yeah, all right.

Bye. Love you. Bye.