Toni and Ryan - NORMAL or NAH with Arron Crascall

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

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Do you say darling? Darling, yeah, darling. Oh my God. You sound beautiful. My fucking weakness. I said this in Charles was before. We went and got a little Sambo from around the corner. And this guy goes, you're right, darling.

To me, and I just fucking gushed. Call me a fucking bottle of water because I fucking opened up. Honestly. Is it real? Like the English accent. Oh. Yeah. Bottle water.

Bottle water. Hi, I'm Annie from Ireland. Live of the Dublin show. Hi, I'm Austin from Denton, Texas. I'm Uber from Lisbon. Portugal in that. And I've heard this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

It is With Week and today we are with Aaron Craskell. I wrote a little thing. Do you ever hear it? Massive Instagram sensation. Not massive because you used to be fat. Like massive like heaps of numbers. Author.

Sitting every bread. Bread. Author. Vine superstar. I remember Vine. I fucking love Vine. And it really was. Ryan has followed you forever and you're from Ken like the pump, Ken.

Yeah. And the idiot with the camera is now the idiot with a microphone. Well, yeah. Thank you for having me. I googled that. I can't believe you guys have invited me here. Oh, no. Our pleasure.

I opened the DM and I was like, fucking yes, man. Well, I actually wanted. What was my reply straight away? It was fuck yeah. But actually this is this. We don't swear. So. No.

Tony you might find this controversial where do we stand with text messages versus voice memos oh we're not a voice memo family oh I love a voice memo yeah because I said do want to come on the show and it was like fuck yeah and then there's a voice memo going

hey here's the deal because you panic well I felt like you didn't reply for like three days you left me hanging for like three days because I was like I feel this is like first of all time zone chat we were messaging each time

yeah yeah yeah that's fair But I felt like I was getting a personalized podcast. Like a little, I felt special. Was a longie. Yeah, but I was like, oh, it's just for me. It's like, it felt for strangers. I was like, this feels intimate. Yeah, and this podcast is just for you.

It's just one of you listening. I just think the thing with a voice memo is that you have to meet people where they're at. So if they voice memo you, then I feel like you can't text back. That feels. Then I voice memoed back. Did you? Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

That's off brand for you. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you for that. I've reached out with the voice memo. The least I can do is go back. I can just do so much in a voice note. Like I can do at least half an hour of texting in one sentence. Yeah.

I also love to sing. So I feel like if I became a voice memo person, I would sing a lot more. And would that would that be a good thing or a bad thing? Hey, Aaron. That's what I would have. Tell me to sing her. Yeah.

Duet. Now come on. Let's take the show on the road. Yeah. Did not add a show? Eat me out and sing a song. The perfect. to eat me.

Two for one. That's both. Did you imagine? Yeah, I'm doing it now. Yeah, so you get in, sometimes I get into bed and I'll like reply to a few texts before I fall asleep. Yeah. And then I just get into bed.

My wife's asleep and she just hears you going, come on to the show. She's like, who's that? See you will work tomorrow. Aaron's brought us some English snacks that we're going to get to. Oh, mate. I've got some proper English condiments, darling. Yeah.

And can I. just say with the oh do you say darling darling yeah oh my god my fucking weak now i said this to charles was before we went and got a little sambo from around the corner what was a sambo sandwich sandwich all right yeah yeah and this guy goes you're right darling to me and i just fucking gushed call me a fucking bottle of water because i fucking opened up honestly is it real like the english accent if i go i go to if i went to australia that people would literally be like right throw on their pussy. Yeah.

I went to New York and it's the same there. Yeah. People stop and they're like, you sound beautiful. Can you talk? And I'm like, yeah, of course. Yeah, you're like, I never shut up. Did anyone ask if you were,

oh no, because British is nice. So when I was in the US, we often, people hear our voice and go, are you from the UK? Yeah, they ask us that all the time. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah.

And I go, no, they would be really offended by that. Yeah, that's crazy, man. Yeah. It sounds so different. Yeah. You guys are a higher octave. We're also more nasal. Like talking.

Yeah, we're... Yeah. Yeah. Oh. What was that? Oh, my taste. Oh, my taste. It just flows, isn't it?

Yeah. Can I open my water? Is that one, do you? No, you'd make it safe home. Sorry, guys, I'm like, is in my lap. Oh, no, this is... Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you know what those fucking attached... Those attached lids can go fuck themselves. We don't do that at home. Yeah. You got the, like... No, no, no, no, no. the attached lid on that fucking water.

It just comes off. Oh. I like it. I drive, man. I drive and don't do that. Well, no, you don't drink and drive. Mm. Two and a half year.

Any more. Two and a half years. Any more, baby. Amazing. Aaron is, I was going to say newly sober, but that's not quite two years is not you. Two and a half years is a baby compared to some people,

man, trust. Oh, yeah, but it's a lot more than people on day one. Absolutely. Yeah. Don't fucking forget that. Absolutely, ma'am. That's huge.

Um, we've got some normal or nars that have been sent through here. Um, so, Tarpa Dave has sent this through Hi Dave Tapa Dave Hi Tapa Dave

Hi Tapa Dave What Davey Hello darling Hello darling Uh normal or nah Getting mad and jealous At how good your kids have it Tapa Dave says is this normal

Or nah I work hard to make sure My kids have the best childhood I've done a pretty good job And now I'm annoyed at them Mate my kids My kids are spoiled little fuckers There is no

mate they have whatever they want and it's my fault my missus isn't like that at all it's all me so i grew up my mom and dad give me everything i they could possibly give me right um i never took the piss really if like when when you get a new bike at christmas it was like oh my god a new bike oh yeah now it's like well i've got a bike on tuesday i don't want i want nandoes tonight and i i want a new horse i'm like fucking calm yourself love you got five horses already yeah honestly man it's like It's my fault. Like, I'll get notifications on my phone now of Roblox, Robux, whatever they call.

Yeah, yeah. I just get a notification. Oh, Mia's trying to buy five quids worth. I'm like, oh. And you go, oh, just my little girl. Oh, it's my little girl, man. Yeah. You're all my, my baby's.

Like, my boy goes, school, you got enough money. Dad, I don't need any money. Take a 20. Take a 20, brother. Fuck, I wish you were my dad. That sounds awesome. That sounds awesome. I was such a prick and a horrible.

I was a father, but I wasn't a dad. So I was in the house of them. Yeah. That's what I was like with my kids because I was so deep in addiction. Yeah. That all I ever knew was to change the way I felt. So if they were pissing me off, that was my, I've got to get away. I've got to get away.

I was too much. So now I feel it's probably like guilt. Yeah. But also because you're calm, more regulated. You know how to communicate. Yeah. It's like it overcompensating for the years prior. So now you can't say no.

I can't. I literally can't say no. Yeah. No, but I like that. I mean, I'm not a parent. I don't have a human child. I do have a dog who is fucking spoiled rotten in fairness. But what do you recommend?

You spoil my daughter though. I do. So Tony comes out like. Oh really? Oh yeah. You're the best. Mabel's three years old. She just started watching Winnie the Pooh.

Tony comes around and she's handmade all these little dolls. And so. Oh, babe. And now Mabel should just be like, oh yeah, people just rock up and hand make me. And bring me gifts. And I'd be like, yeah. And then so I gave her this Winnie the Pooh thing, right? And then Ryan goes a couple of days later he goes, oh, Mabel just had a bit of a question

because you left. one of the characters out. And Ryan goes, yeah, she's like that. She goes, oh. I want that one. Yeah. Where's the rabbit? Tell Aunt Toddy, she left the rabbit off.

What's it called in the? The rubber, I don't know. The rabbit's like a B character. It doesn't deserve to be. Thank you. The rabbit is a B character. Yeah, like Tigger and the whole crew was there. It's called rabbit.

Oh, I'll get a fucking bad name as well. We'll fucking leave to. E. E.O's a donkey, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. She got an E-Or. , yeah. She's got a good. Um. I love that. Normal enough from Amy here. Not my sister, right?

Well, we can find out because I hope not for your sake, because this is fucking disgusting. That's what might be. Yeah. My daughter has a friend that comes over every now and then. And I go, can I get you guys a drink? And she goes, yeah, I'll get a glass of milk. Yeah. Not water, not juice, milk every single time.

I could never drink milk in other people's houses. It takes every ounce of me just to hand it over and not judge it. Hang on, sorry, you couldn't drink milk in someone else's house. No, no, no, no, no. You've walked into our house mid-bred roll. Yeah, I know. Why specifically someone else's house? Because I know that mine's not off.

I know mine's still in date. That is a fucking big thing for me. Why is that a big thing for me? Yeah, you've really, I've never fought this fruit. You've really retreated. Because I trust my own milk. Why don't I want milk at other people's houses? Do you know what?

Can I say something? Shit. I reckon milk is one, probably. Yeah, were you breastfed? No, did that? I have to ask her. You have to find her. Mom!

Yeah. I reckon milk really gets fridge taste. Christ. I reckon milk really gets fridge taste. Like you can taste the fridge. I know it's my milk. Don't you? Yeah.

So your milk, you know it hasn't had any skanky shit around it. Someone else's milk, you don't know that they're not got fucking weird old crap in their fridge. Come on. No, I don't trust other people's mail. It's like when someone gives you a cup of water out of their fridge and it's got fridge taste. Yeah. You know when the water

just gets the taste? Yeah. Yeah. Feels out the room. I don't drink at other people's houses. We used to get fucking out. Not anymore.

Yeah, not anymore. But never drink. I never have like a juice or a water. I never really ask. I've got a cold drink like a can or like kind of cold drink. You drank water from us. A sealed bottle.

And I pissed in that. So that was fine. I'll drink that straight out. If you give me that in your house, I'll drink that. Oh, but not raw. And then I think, fucking how posh of that I even bottles of water in their fridge.

That's so. A lot of your fridge is so posh. Is that posh? Yeah. Posh. Posh. Like the spice skills. That's posh.

We're learning a lot about ourselves today. Yeah, I didn't realize we were posh. Did you have bottled water in your fridge at home? Bought water. You don't have water. What fuck sake. That's really a thing in it. Yeah.

Bottle water. Bought water. You got bottle of water. In the Dublin Airbnb, I made a cup of tea and Tony watched this happen. I tipped the milk. I was like, oh, that's not coming out. And I kind of went like this and then it just went, boom. And this huge, like, thick chunk.

Just a chunk of can. Just a chunk of can. I'd have literally I've left the hotel there with my stuff Oh yeah Ryan goes Do you reckon that's right

And I was like He's fucking green Throw it out the window Yeah It's turned to yogh It's not right Oh we say yogh And that's a point of intention

Yogurt Yogurt Yeah Tafer Chris Uh Getting unreasonably excited About purchasing a new tool Or household item

I don't know if I'm getting old or boring But I just bought a new drill I've told three people about it and I take it out of the box just to hold it. Normal. It's so satisfying. I bought a juice of two weeks ago

so they haven't unboxed it. It's really $370. For a juicer. It's still next to my fridge in the box. But it's a ninja one. Open it up. What the fuck am I going to do? Why did I buy it?

Okay. So, Aaron, I'm seeing a lot of similarities because you and I love to buy stuff. That's very me. Recently, the newest thing that I want to buy is a pinball machine because I took my nephews to time zone. and I had so much fun.

It's a good thing, but I've got no time for that. There's no end goal for me there. Oh, sorry, I was trying to meet you at your level and I'll just go fucking rim my own asshole. I'd be great for five minutes and I'm like, fuck this. I'll be the same. After five minutes of pinball, I'm going to be like, so then what do you do?

Yeah, but the thrill of buying it you still get. Yeah, okay. Is it a proper pinball machine? Yeah. Yeah. That would be good. Thank you. For a day.

Yeah. What are purchases of you? you ever made some random ones than stuff's turned up at the door oh my god all the time i forget what i bought all the time yeah i'm gonna go through do you want to go through my little lip i love tictock shop now see i don't know what that is we don't have it's not in australia you don't have ticot shop in australia holy what so you can watch like a viral clip and just go yes yeah oh that would be the end of us that would be the end of us danger town so what have i bought lately i've bought a thing called him smile which is a 20 pound bottle of

mouthwash. Oh, you know, Aaron, what got Ryan the other day on the Instagram ad was the beef tallow facial moisturiser. It's like beef tallow and honey that you rub into your face. And as soon as it rocked out, my wife just went, oh, you've been done. You've got God. You've got good. No, and it looks like bacon grease.

Does it do anything for your skin, though? Does my skin look good? Mmm. Fine, babe. Thank you. Get a fucking refund, apparently. It's fine. I guess there's no better or worse than the husband.

He's got no point of reference. He didn't see you before. Yeah. He didn't see pre-Tallow. Pre-Tallo, pre-Beefe. I just bought these Billy Bob fake teeth. Fake teeth. So Tony's bought a stand-up paddle board, an electric bike.

Yep. Every craft thing you can imagine. I'm a hobby girl. I love a hobby. Yeah, nice. What sort of stuff? Well, I made all that felt stuff for Ryan's daughter. That's nice.

Yeah, I like sewing. I'm into making little bag. at the moment. So I made one for me and one for my fiancé to travel here. Like we both used them on the plane. Pretty cute. Would that be it now? And then you're like done for another six months.

You've made it now. You need something else. Probably. That's ADHD. Need the next hit. That's pure ADHD. Yeah. Dopamine.

Yeah. Okay. This is fucking great. I'm so good at it. But fuck this. Yeah. But what's that? Yeah.

Oh, but look at that. And I still want to do it. But now I've run out of time to do all the other things because I've bought too much shit. There you. I'm the same as you. Yeah. Oh, Twits. That's crazy.

We've asked everyone this week. Last week I asked Charles if I could borrow his shaver and everyone just had the worst. Yeah, very similar face of you're pulling right now. Here's the question. It's been used and then they have to give it back and be used. So here's the question. I'm sorry, no. Yeah, it's not.

If you had to choose one of these, which would be to lend someone a shaver or lend someone your toothbrush. Oh, for fuck's sake, shaver. No one's putting that toothbrush back. It might be put it in your ass. I ain't touching it might as well have been up your asshole I am not touching that toothbrush ever again Yeah And the irony is that the shaver might have been in your asshole

But you don't know where he's used your razor Yeah but it's not gonna go in his mouth That's what I think It might go around his bum hole Those little microcats around the scrot It might go round Yeah Inside my fucking lips

My fanny lips You know I'm all right with that Christ Oh thank you so much for saying that That's actually really Don't wash them. I'll wash them. When they come back, I'll wash them.

All right. What's that? Oh, I am so sorry. I know my wife's not going to see this. It's fine. Oh, yeah. She's not an online person, so it's good.

Just really good. Oh, Christ. Oh, my God. Hi, I'm Austin from Denton, Texas. Hi, I'm Mooh from Lisbon, Portugal. Hi, I'm Maddie from Ireland. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpers

and going to sniff their razors after they send them back Annabel Pope, good on you out. Shout out to the raisin sniffers out there. Shout to Annabelle. Annabelle's in the house. Benner Allen Wood, fucking save some names for the rest of us, mate. Jackson, Nash, good on you, Jackson. Kay, Daniel Henderson, Mary G.

Mary G. Joanna Booth, good on you, Joanna. Leah Day, Michelinea Noga, Chloe, Alex Sellers and Beth Roberts. Thank you very much for being part of our patrons. Absolutely fucking upset. What do them guys do?

They are part of our Patreon. So they spend the most money. They spend the most money and they're watching live streams. They're fucking paying for your bottle of water. Yeah. Bottle. Yeah. This one's for you, baby.

Thanks for the Evian. So I've been a fan of yours for a decade. Literally for 10 years. Yeah, I reckon it would be. And I love it. And we were watching a bunch of your stuff this morning and everyone said, the thing we love about the videos is you don't just like sort of do it it's the full commitment and if you haven't seen a lot of errands up dress up looking silly it's it's like pretty cringe and

that's the point to go full of wise it's not a video like I'm not yeah fully satisfied man so I've had a thing a few times where I thought of an idea and gone that'll be really funny and then the day to actually well no but the day of filming comes and I go oh oh now I actually go to go to the shopping centre and do that now I actually have to go do that but so do you still have that you just do oh man i need it i need that it's like drugs to me yeah right i love that feeling of awkwardness like the thrill of going and doing it i love if the train's not busy enough i won't get on it has to be over over it has to be like sardines been pissing at the girl who had the pink top with the little purse the little purse yeah that was nice and that was that was like for me that's

kind of um that was easy man because it's like there wasn't massive crowds it was in birmingham and it was like little shops we went in and got our nails done. And you're getting your nails done. Do you have to say to them I'm doing a bit or you just go and get your nails done? Just go and get your nails done. And do you say like, oh, we're filming and stuff like that? Yeah, yeah. Sometimes.

Sometimes. It matters who's in there. Yeah. Because most of the time are walking places now. People go, so they know what's going to happen and they're all cool with that. So it's like, it's nice. But I need the awkwardness to be maximum for me to get off on this stuff.

Because I think of it's funny. And then the day comes and I go, fuck, do I actually have to do that now? Like, yeah. Do you ever feel like, like, social, like anxiety about doing it? Really? Never. You never have to, like, gee yourself up. No, I get more anxiety about the fact that I'm not going to be able to do it.

Like, the shop's not busy enough or we have to make it. We have to make it. So we're like go lunchtime places. Like lunchtime here now. It's like too late to film that. It's two o'clock. I mean, 12 o'clock everyone's queuing for the nice bread. Yeah.

Like, this is the thing. I need, I need, I need the eyes on me, man. I need to feel like, oh my God, look at these people I'm screwing with. I need that feeling. That's crazy. Because do you remember Charles when we went to Northland to film the Jimney video? And we both walked in and went, fuck. Yeah.

Ryan's going to have to sing like this fucking thing and it's going to be so embarrassing. And then as soon as we finish filming, we're like get the fuck out of here and like, like, I love that feeling, man. But I love it after. Yeah, I love it. I'm glad I did it. It's just when I'm thinking about it. And I'm like, oh, are people going to think I'm like being. Good.

Am I causing a ruckus? Am I bothering anyone? Like, that's what I worry about. You're never going to see these people ever again. Yeah. And they all, that's what I love about it. They always think it's funny though.

They're never like bothered. They're like, that's fucking funny. And then they say it later and go, fuck, that makes so much sense. Or someone might give you a filthy look, but that's just funny anyway.

It's the ultimate dopamine hit though. Yeah. Fuck. I wish you were my therapist. Go on a train and fucking scream. Yeah. Take, mate, honestly, if you're watching this right now, right?

go to a busy restaurant or a busy shop or if you're stood in a queue and just just go just no camera out no nothing just test yourself and go meow and feel the eyes look at the back of your head feel your eyes looking here feel everyone's eyes mate and leave that shop with your head held high it's the best feeling in the world so we should all go and do a meow yeah anything all right if you're if you're watching in a week everyone yeah oh please tell us about your Yeah, tell us about your meows or if you do film it, fucking tag us so we can see it.

Tag us so we can see your meows. I need to see. I love that. Oh, do you reckon people will? Pussies out. Breaking news and outbreak across the city of Melbourne.

Cats meowing. Melbourne, more like meowmen. Oh shit. Imagine it. I'd love to see that. Yep, Tagus, if you do it. The best feeling in the world. Yeah, I mean.

Just start singing Lady Gaga and then just. Just leave. Like, it doesn't make people. I've got that in me definitely. Yeah. What would song would you do? Well,

because just then we were doing the meow, I went, rah, rah, right. Yeah. On a tube. Bad romance. Five o'clock today around here on a tube will probably be like,

like this. So that there is a carriage full of about 300 people either side and you'll go, la la la la. There's nothing. Like, the absolute oh

such a weird feeling well I led a plane in happy birthday the other day and that oh was that other passage

yeah oh I'm not flying private who do you think I am I'd be like fuck this girl no because they they announced

that it was the flight attendant's birthday and then Tony just start singing I went happy birthday and everyone joined me didn't they child

so hang on so I can't sing happy birthday on the plane. That is, but I just feel like when you're a plane. But you can do lady

ja-ja on the train. I'm in the plane for like eight hours and then if you're gonna be like that the whole flight. Now it was right at the end. Oh, you're fine.

Does that make it better? We'd landed. They made the announcement and I did the song. So someone starts singing 10 minutes into an eight-hour flight and you go. Oh no.

Could you imagine? Because you go, what else is coming. Yes. Yeah. The whole flight on edge. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But if you're flying private, you'd be fine. I can't fly private. Christ. I used to be able to before the fucking drinking drugs and gambling.

I used to be fine. He's been loving life. Well, I was about to say what are you got in your bag? Yeah, you brought a bag. I got. Guys,

I don't know what this is. I don't know why I did this this morning. I've got my, I've been shopping for you. Yeah. And in the email, it was like, you need to bring something like

at the end of the show, you guys bring something and I have to bring something aside. I'm like, fuck that. I'm going to do it physically. Yeah,

because we were like, our little you love to say it bring a little story but you've gone we've got the good stories here yeah oh well okay so we're gonna go first of all you guys have veggie mite yeah you must have tried marmite no i don't think i have marmite is a late i need to get this out i can't fucking stand this shit and it's disgusting i haven't already i haven't even opened it because i can't open it is that just from your pantry really what don't you like about it imagine imagine imagine the devil picking his feet and you know there's stuff in between your toes that's that I imagine the difference.

That's in between the devil's toes. Okay. And you want me to eat to Mar-O? Oh, you just try it. Right. So veggie... That is glass. Yeah.

Yeah. What's the difference between... I've never had Veggie mite. So what's the difference between vegamite and that? It's a slightly different taste. A little tiny... Oh, you've had it before? Yeah.

Right, she... Right, this is going to be good. No, I haven't. Hang on. But also, I love that you all you love to see it is... I love to fucking hate it. Oh, it is love it. So you'll have a love it or you hate it.

This is the thing. This is real. Taste the marmite. Okay, here we go. Is it like veggie mite? I reckon it's better. Oh, that's yum. Oh, mate.

You're supposed to have it on toast. Yeah, like a thick. It's like sweeter than veggie mite. Yeah. Have you had veggie mite? No. Because I've had bromite before and fuck them. Oh, that's right.

Which is the one that we have in Australia and that's a little bit different. Closer to that, I reckon. We have a bovril drink as well. You drink of a night time? Bovril. What's bovrel? Isn't that? It's like a.

Like beef. Yeah. It's like... Stock. I think so. But it's kind of slashed between that and beefy. What's bonnics? Is it bonnics?

It's like a hot drink? No idea. No, is that what I'm thinking of? Is that the beef stuck? Charles, can you Google Bovrel? Bovril. Because my... Is it made by like the Marmite people?

It's not. I like that. And that would be yum with real salty butter. That's it. And on toast. It's a beef-flavored drink. Ugh. Have that at night

Yeah With noodles in it I think that's what my nanny Used to say It'd be like coffee tea or bovril And I used to There you go bovril Yeah

Tea or bofferel Even the name is fucking disgusting All right next up Do you like beef? Yeah Have you got some bovrol? Next time you have some beef You need some horse radish

Oh It doesn't like This shit burns your nose Because isn't that wasabi Is horse radish It's like yeah This is pure English I love

These are all pure English All it's Coleman's the same as the mustard. There we go, babe. There we go, darling. Have a little go of that. I have a big whiff of that or like. Goes in a beef sandwich.

It's a beef. On a steak sandwich. Yes. Oh, that's so good. That would make you shit your fucking head off. Would it? Don't you reckon? It's full of garlic.

You ready for this one? Hmm. If you have a, do you like ham? Yeah. Ham sandwich. Yeah. Hang on, hang on. Don't show me what it is.

Is that fucking Branson pickle? Yeah. Come. Yeah Oh my God I love pickles It's the best That is the best

With a cheese and ham sandwich Cheese and pickle Yeah Oh my god Yeah just cheese and pickle It's strong Like it's the bollocks Man

Oh that is yum For dinner tonight Let's just get Oh you're gonna love this Krusty bread And we'll just get a whole bunch of stuff So we can use all this Oh you love it

Right A guy at the market Had boiled beef the other day And making these big sandwiches Like a silver side Kind of vibe Oh yum Okay we're gonna go

One more this goes with lamb mint sauce this is my dream I've you never had mint sauce no I have but I just love it and it's hard to find in Australia it's not as common Is it like a jelly?

Yeah yeah yeah I'm not a mint girl Yeah But right Dude it is the ball We had a Sunday roast like at a pub last night And they didn't have mint sauce And it was a lamb roast no mint sauce

What? Fucking Where in England? Yeah Down the fucking road The rich man. Name him shame. The Duke of Richmond.

The Duke of Richmond in Dalton. Yep. Dalton. Stolston. And I actually asked a pork belly and I'd sold out. Oh, the crackling. Yes. He gets it.

Oh, man. That's all I wanted. We're going desserty now. Oh, great. Okay. Sorry, I've got pork scratching in my car. That is a crazy sentence. So this originated in England in the 1800s and it's called lemon curd.

Oh You want to know my love to see it As Tony's caught all five of these jars That you're throwing I can eat that with a spoon Dude it is the one That is unreal And you can have that on toast as well

On toast Yeah Because that's like what's in a lemon meringue pie Yeah Yeah yeah yeah That is so fucking young I can't really eat that I'm diabetic

You'll be careful Okay Okay the last one The good old English Yeah. Beer marmalade. Oh. And it's the...

Paddington. It's the Paddington one. Here we go. Oh. Well done. I've never had marmalade before. You've never had marmalade before. I love Paddington beer.

It's a bit of a strong taste. Is it just like... What's the difference between honey? It's got an orange jam. Oh, it's quite sour for me. I'm not a fan. Mmm. It's like tart.

You're going to see a video of us consuming all of this. I want to see it. And we're going to combust because I dare say we'll just consume all of them like salt beefing oh man I should have gone proper in now you're supposed to be our guest yeah yeah true sorry I'm trying to hold my microphone as well

that marmalade can fuck yeah that is so young but you're not a fan of the marmalade is that right it's a bit sour it's strong yeah it's strong for me I like a bit strawberry jam I like the tartness of that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it makes you be like is that got the uh is that got the rindin as well

the shayas no it said shredless oh shredless oh shredless so are you I prefer shredless it's you can smooth it I like a shred. I like a shred too. The same way that I like pulping orange juice. Oh,

sorry. I like a bit of pulp. Yeah. Yeah, you would too dirty talk. It's like a little surprise at the bottom of the glass. It's like a snack. It's like a two for one. Gets in your teeth though,

bulk off. Buy one, get one free. Yeah. My little girl looks smooth. I'm this fucking soap. I'm really sorry about that. It's not you into the sofa. I sat there.

Oh, that looks. That's the one. That looks. Now it's a lot. That looks tough. That's rock star shit. That's what's that done for you, Tony? Does that turn you on a little bit?

That's aerosmith's shit, right? Get the fucking cocaine out. That was a test and you failed, Charles. Yeah. It takes a lot to get Tony speechless and here we are. I'm just with this diamond off there. What do you love to see, Tony Lodge? It's going to be hard to compete with that.

No, because we're doing food chat. My love to see it. We're here in bloody good old England, sunny England. A fucking fresh fucking scotch egg. Yeah. Scotch egg. A fucking scotch egg. How are we talking scotch egg?

Are we talking with the whole egg in it or just a shit one? No, no, no, no. The whole egg. Big googie on the inside still. You've gone to a nice restaurant, right? You've got to do a good. It was at the market. The Broadway market just down here.

No. Yeah. And it was gooey inside. Googie inside. And then they had, um, they had sausage meat. They had black pudding and they had chorizio. black pudding scotch egg yeah where's this place yeah it's at broadway market and it's on the weekends i think it's closed today saturday and sundays pick me up like that man

do you mean i can bring you on saturday i'm drinking my spit yeah we'll bring you one down isn't can you have that with the diabetics i wouldn't care is that fucking yeah if that's what takes me out then so be it yeah yeah all good well did he die he had a black uh uh uh what a way to go Scotch egg. What a way to go. Put that of me fucking tombstone. Yeah. Tidey eating it.

A black pudding scotch. A black pudding scotch egg. Yeah. You fucking better believe it. Black pudding, fucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a foreign treat for us. She's pure pig blood.

You can't get it in Australia. Yeah. How? You just can't. You're quite a meaty country though, right? Yeah, we are. We love Angis. New Zealand's sea lamb, right?

New Zealand sheep. A meaty country. Yeah. A meaty country. We are, though. We are. And you guys don't drink Fosters, right? No.

You actually can't buy it. So it's Australian beer. It's fucking expensive. Yeah. I don't think you can't buy it anymore. Oh, really? So are you Forex? That's like Queensland.

Don't say that to us. So you know how I got that Foster's jacket? Yeah. I was like, blue and yellow. Yeah, but I was like I had to make a video. It was like a spot. For Fosters. Yeah.

But it was like more of a retro clothing range. Nice. And I was like, oh, what will be fun for the video is I'll, I'll go buy a six pack of fosters and I went to like four different places and they were like, oh, we've sold out and I go, how long ago? And you goes, oh, 15 years.

Like, it's like, we, literally, they don't make it anymore. Oh, I actually, I think I knew that. You can't find, but you can find it in. I saw it here the other day. Yeah, I bet it's here. I bet it's in an Aussie pub in London. I think it was on a tab in Dublin.

Like at the Outback Steakhouse, you could get it. But in Australia, no. You can't get it. Nah. I really want to go to one of them pubs in Australia. I don't know if it's even called a pub. but you get like, do you know the geyser who did

um, you know like Quagadol Dundee? Yeah. The bars they go in. Yeah. And they're like, uh, like that.

Yeah. Like that. Yeah. Sorry for doing that. Yeah. But there's a guy who makes a skits where he's got secret cameras and he's pouring shit pints. Oh.

And he gives them to them with big heads. And he's like, the fuck is that, mate. Oh. But they're all like farmers. Yeah. Like truck drivers and stuff. There's no women.

Yeah. And the pubs look like it's going to kick off any minute. Yeah. Yeah. That's real life. love to go to that part. That is a real life. It's less in the city.

Yeah. Believe it or not. But it's a bit more remote. But yes, absolutely real. That's real life. Yeah. Yeah. And it's fucking rough out there.

Like, yeah. If you go on a road trip or something like, you have to be careful where you stop. Yeah. Fuck yeah. What was the film? Wolf Creek.

Yeah. That shit's not real, right? Like, that is based on a true story. That guy was fucking terrible. So it's like, Wolf Creek, for anybody who doesn't know, it's a very famous Australian story, but it's like three stories kind of combined.

Where was it based? In the northern of W.A. So that's where I'm from. So that movie starts in Broome, which is a beautiful coastal town, and then it all kind of happens inland. But that's like three stories combined into one. But the main thing, what did that shit? Yeah.

Just died. Isn't that wonderful? He actually really just died. Ivan Malat. I like the real person. I, Ivan Malat. He just died from Kansas. Ivan?

IV-A-N, Milat, M-I-L-A-T. Is he to all they found? Yeah, and like his... Well, because they,

they ended up finding him. Yeah, he just died, um, in jail. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And he, yeah. And he never like actually can, like he never told them where all the shit was and, um, and how many. Because he was going through like picking up hitchhikers in,

so, so grim. Um, picking up hitchhikers in, is, Bungendor? Is that, is that right?

Oh, No, Balangelo? Yeah. The rainforest. Yeah. Dude, there's a whole story. I'm reading this. Yeah, it's really crazy story.

But there's been, yeah. Do we even watch Wolf Creek again? No, oh my God. I just talked about Wolf Creek on the show the other day. Remember, I slept on my mom and dad's floor for like three months after watching that. It was so scared. I watched it to sleep over and I was like, mom, I'm so sorry for watching that. The craziest thing about that show, the actor.

He was great. He was great. John Jarrett. He also hosts like. Better Homes and Gardens. A renovation TV show. You watch that guy and he's like, let me show you how you can fix your kitchen bench

with a little bit of fucking carpentry and you just like, wow. Yeah, and then he did that where he was like, come over here, sweetheart. Oh, geez. Yeah, fuck. But then we sat around the fire on that, like, he is. The water, you don't get it like this in the top end.

Oh, my, honestly. Sickening. Have you ever seen it, Charles? No, I've never seen it. Oh, my God. Too scary for babies. To watch it tonight. Bro, it opens up a lot.

It opens up that. one of the films opens up with him getting pulled over by two police, and they're fucking horrible. He hasn't even got sped through. He's still like a 55 and a 54. And they pull him over and they're fucking horrible to him. And they still give him a ticket. And they're like,

ha, ha, ha, ha, when they're driving off, these young, an old copper and a young copper, as they get like a mile down the road, the fucking copper's head explodes because the guy's got a sniper rifle. And then the fucking car goes over. It's fucking crazy.

He pulls over, he pulls over in his van, goes down to, the old guy's trying to climb out. the fucking cop car upside down he just fucking tortures him with like gasoline man just sets him a light it's like it's brutal it's like it's like welcome to wolf creek yeah like this is in the first three minutes i'm like the fuck yeah and that's like in australia so if anyone wants to come and visit real friendly place welcome any time yeah sorry that's where tony grew up

i can't believe that's real yeah yeah yeah yeah i am going on a youtube thing tonight oh yeah yeah there's some really good youtube essays about him it's really crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Tapa, Nikki Blanchett sent through a story. Hi, Nikki. And everyone lives. Great. Just as a heads up. Yeah, that is good.

We need that. My daughter, Hazel, calls herself Hazel Pickle pretty regularly. That's Hazel Vinegar Cucumber for you, Ryan. So thank you for that, Nikki. She's very serious about her name and she thinks it's her real name. And any time she hears the word pickle, she'll yell out, Hazel, just like anywhere. I'd nickname her Brant. We were just talking about the pickles, so Hazel will have a field.

I nicknamed her Brantston. Yeah. Where did the pickle? Where's the pickle come from? She just started calling herself Hazel Pickle. And Nikki said, it's so cute and that's my love to see it. That is so adorable. Yeah.

And she said, and no one was massacred in that story. No one was massacred. I've got a pickle tattoo. Have you? Yeah. Are you about to show she cuck? Yeah. The ultimate pickle.

The old Branson pickle. Oh, it's a pickle Rick. Oh, yeah, I love it. That is so cute. That's so fun. We love Rick and Morty. So yeah, pickle Rick. Ayes of pickle, there you go.

Oh. That's so fun. That's amazing. Aaron, pick up your fucking microphone, you cockhead. Oh my God. We can't fucking have anything nice here, can we? I'm so not used to it. Aaron, thank you so much for being part of.

Thank you for coming. He's been truly amazing. Oh, no, our pleasure. Can't believe I'm meeting you in real life Oh my God It's crazy Sign up for photos Just up there

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Yeah Yeah And finally How old do you think Charles is Just for the record Charles Charles fucking

A name guy over there With his dad Working in the bank Charles You have got to be 26 23

motherfucker he's a baby I am 44 if you look this good at 44 Charles I'll commend you mate but I doubt I doubt it very much but with your dad's money

you'll be able to get loads of fucking surgery and shit he'll just head over to turkey he'll be fine with your fucking big inheritance coming man you can look at anything

you're like Papa heads off soon oh papa I've got daddy's Aston Martin, that's. He drives an Aston mine, right? Oh my God, Charles's dad is James Bond.

James Evondo. Charles, I'm only kidding. We're not. I'm so joking. We're not. Thanks, man. Love you. Love you, bye.

Bye.