Toni and Ryan - NORMAL or NAH with Monica Geldart

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

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This could either be the best podcast episode we ever do or the worst. We rescued our second dog Pippa. No, wait, what is it? Tell me now. Tell me now I'm going to be sick. What is it? I'm going to vomit. I'm going to shit.

My dog's called Pippa. Don't. Joking. Crazy. I'm about to say something. Don't let me hold your hand. I love coincidences. And I'm Dan.

I'm Alicia and this is Darwin. Hi, it's Lauren. from Geelong, Australia. We approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Tony. And this could either be the best podcast episode we ever do or the worst.

I've already decided it's the best. You'll find out why, because I think we've found another Tony on the other side of the world. Literally English, Tony, and I've never been so happy. We have Monica Geldat, who is acting and skit-making, extraordinary. Someone I've loved on socials for a really, really long time. and gives me legit flashbacks to like talking with my mom and I say flashbacks because she's dead

so none of it could happen really it's just like a flashback you know what I mean Is that a compliment Monica? Yeah, I love that. Yeah. The Queen of Voices and characters You live in Yorkshire? I do.

Like the pudding. Yeah! We had a shocking Yorkshire pudding last night, didn't we? That's because it wasn't in Yorkshire. Dry as Puss. Was it in them like a filled one? Yeah, no. A Yorkshire pudding wrap?

Empty. empty Yorkshire pudding on the side of the roast. But it was just really stiff. It wasn't like dense and yum. No graves. Oh, it was and that didn't even help it. No. I know.

That's really saying something. Anyway, Monica, welcome. Welcome. Thank you. Hi, everyone. It's not live. Not live. Yeah, sorry.

I would love an audience to clap. Yeah. Okay, Charles. Could you clap? Oh, thank you. Beautiful. So I have this thing with like, and colours and numbers and we've already been doing coincidence chat before we walked in.

Yeah. And I had the feeling that Monica in my mind was yellow. Oh! And it has been confirmed in the room 1,000%. I love that. Yeah. Does that feel accurate to you? Such a great reactor.

Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. Does that feel true to you? Yeah, I'm so yellow. Yeah. And not just because you're blonde. Like that feels like an easy gimmie, but I don't think it's because you're blonde. I think it's just, it's the name is yellow.

Yeah, and I just give sunshine. Yeah. You do give sunshine. Yeah, that's so true. For those playing along at home, can I just reveal a few things that have happened in the room so far? Please. Ryan's penis. Can I just reveal something?

You just get your cock out. We're just how to make new friends. There's two ladies in the room today. You don't know what to do. Yeah. Got really weird really quick. Yeah, it did. Yeah.

Your penis is blushing. Before today, I'd never. met anyone else in the world besides Tony who thought that time zone shouldn't exist. But ladies and chances, we've found one. Yeah. Yeah, what's all that about? Yeah, I don't like it. And what was your idea?

Easy. NASA. Create another sun. Second sun. Put it up the other side. We're all on the same time zone. Yeah. But then would it just be day all day?

No, because they could create another moon to block it. Is that not what happens? No, so true. No, that is true That happens Yeah Yeah And then as it turns

Yeah Which one do we turn though Does the sun turn with us? And I learned I learned this The other day No No

No No It's just us We're the only one's moving around Oh Yeah We're cruising around then Is the moon coming with us

Because that's why you can see it all day They're chilling The moon's absolutely Can't be asked Is that true But then how can we see The moon all day Charles Google it

Oh, that, where does, that's a lot to go in one. No, but the moon can't be moving because, no, the moon must be moving because we see it all day. Conner, you know what I'm saying. Conner, you know things. But we don't see it all day. Yeah, it's up all day. You see the moon all day. Sometimes you do see it in the day.

I've seen it in the day. Okay. Well, we'll. So do you reckon that the sun and the moon know each other? I think that, I think like, it's a love-hate relationship. Sometimes they're like, oh, yeah, good to see you at the shops. And then someone's like, fucking, that's like, that's like, that's like. Yeah.

You'll do my head in. Yeah. There is nothing that makes me feel more boring than talking to someone with an accent. Because for me, I'm just like, I'm just like, oh, I'm just talking my regular old shit voice. But then you're like, oh, imagine if we got a second moon, you know? I think that's like you. It's like talking to a spice girl. I love it.

I think that about you. What do we sound like to you? Can you give us your Australian? Okay, so number one, don't, I know what you mean. I'm like, if you meet someone with an accent, you're like, wow, you're full. You're so fun. Yes. But that's you.

Yeah. If I was to sound like you. Wait, say something in our copy and then it'll get me going. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. So I thought we could start with a little intro, get us into. That's actually quite good. Well, I've been doing it since year eight.

So I should hope so. Let's play normal or not. Okay. And we'll get to coincidence chat later because, spoiler alert, we found someone who actually fucking likes it. The most enthusiastic person ever. We were made to be friends. Love you.

Love you. Seriously, though. Seriously? I'm going to be her made of honour now. Sorry. I'm sitting right here. We invite you into our rented for the day studio. We don't live here.

It'll be yours as well. Yeah. Thank you. Amy, Tapa Amy has sent through. TARPA is a Tony and Ryan podcast listener. Anyone that listens to the pod or watches our videos, they're a TARPA. Yeah, I am one. Thank you.

Yeah, it's fine. Proud to have you. Yeah. Normal or nah from Amy. If I see an old teacher of mine, despite being 31 years old, I am completely unwilling and unable to call that teacher by their first name. Big time. Even though they haven't been my teacher for over a decade.

Miss Rampling, don't be silly. Call me Maxine. Shut the fuck up, Miss Rampling. No, I'm Miss Rampling. You're on Miss Rampling forever. Is this normal or nah? Ask Amy. Normal.

That's normal. And do you want to know a funny story? Always. After I finish six form and kind of... What's that? So, like, college. also university no no so high school yeah so um how old are you at six form um so you finish year 11 and you're like 16 yeah and then you still need to be in education so you can do six form which is

like an extra two years at high school and you get a levels and those a levels get you into university or you can go off to college oh and on skins that's what they're doing yeah they're in six form yeah yeah yeah so i was in six form but i i didn't really get in because i could i felt so many things what all these all these D's and E's and I thought they're anyone else got these yeah no no what subjects with the D's and E's in like where everything apart from drama oh congratulations yeah yeah so good and so I didn't actually get in six form and I was like oh I'm gonna have to go to college yeah but I really wanted to go six full so my friends were going oh so I was face for drama teaching I

I was like, please. And she was like, I got you. She got me in. Big up, Miss McClurg. Yes, McClure. Shout out, Miss McClurg. What a good slot. Oh, she's the best.

So she got me in six form. Still didn't do that great, though. Yeah, shock up. That's weird. Yeah. Seeing as you hadn't met the required prerequisites, it's weird that you didn't do that well. No, but you know what?

I had a great time. And then everyone was going to go off to university. But again, I didn't seem to have the grades. So I thought, which was a real shock. I was a shock for me. So then, Miss McClurg again, love, she was like, you can actually come and work here in the high school for a year, figure out what you want to do in the like drama art music department, can't draw, can't play an instrument, but drama, I'm all for it.

So I did it for a year, ended up saying for four years because I never figured it out, like, you know, what to do next, still didn't get into uni. So I just stayed there And so I had to call Orm from Mrs. McClurg to Amanda Because you were colleagues Because I was there

A colleague And it was weird It was weird Your face changed when you said The word Amanda just then It's like it's still You still feel uncomfortable Yeah

It's trauma Well I think also the Dynamic shift Of being like Oh you're not now in charge of me I'm like I'm no longer your student I'm like an equal I'm just a person

Yeah Because if I think I've told us On the pod before But when I saw Mrs Hunt who was the school like secretary. I saw her at the shops and I was buying condoms. No way! And I was just like, oh!

I think she would be pleased about that. She would like, yeah, my girl. Be safe. Thank you so much. Lish and did not set up said. The only thing worse than buying condoms is not buying condoms. Well, buying condoms in front of Mrs. Hunt for my, Mrs. K.

Isn't it? So it's a little bit of, that's the coincidence chat. Yeah. That's amazing. That is amazing. It's called sex education. She's dead now. Yeah.

Oh, no. I didn't kill her, but... No, well, I'm glad. Yeah. Maybe she saw you and pictured you having sex and just had a heart attack and died. Yeah. Maybe she calmed so hard she died. She's dead now and her family's watching. Oh, my God.

Sorry Mrs. Hunt. Yeah, and Mrs. Hunt. She was great anyway. Oh, she was lovely. And this is it. I think she would have been proud of you. I am proud. Thank you for saying.

If her family's watching, shout out to the great hunts of this world. Yeah. What a good hunt. Normal or not from Elizabeth. Hi, Elizabeth. No, not her. Conradition's chat. She's also dead.

That's my mum. Sniffy, I hope it's not your... The Queen, sorry, we pay our respects. Oh, they're both there. Yeah. It's awful. Oh, shocker. Tough run for Lizzie.

Yeah. Terrible time to be a Liz. I just got that. No, coincidence. Well, yeah. The coincidence is that we're all on the same page as well. Are we? I'm feeling it.

Alive Elizabeth says, sniffing your boyfriend's dirty laundry because his pheromones do something for you. you. Tarpra Elizabeth asks, is this normal or nah? I'll fish it out of the laundry basket if I need a hit. He thinks I'm nuts and I just say, oh, sorry for loving you. That is a good line. Sorry for loving you is a great line. I've been doing it for 10 years. Is this normal or nah? I'm not here to kink shame. No. We don't yuck anyone's yum. Nope. Sorry. Would I do it? No. Would you do it? Maybe. Do what you want. Tone? I wouldn't fish out of the laundry. That feels a bit too much.

but I do love Tobs the smell. Like if he goes, I feel a bit stinky, I'll be like, oh, let me check. And I'm like, nah, I just think you smell good to me. Oh, that's so nice. I would not do that. Yeah. That's true love. Or like, if we're just like running to get a coffee or whatever, I'm like,

should I have a shower? And he'll be like, let me have a smell. And he'll just like, sniff my humpet and be like, you're all good. If I said I'm smelling, do you think I should have a shower? Bridget, would just be like, yes. Take it where you can get it. I tell Connor to shower all the time. I'm like, you stink.

But he, but Tobs doesn't smell to me. Oh, Connor smells to me. Yeah. That are, maybe you guys shouldn't be together. Yikes. But you're like, your, your, your natural smell is nice, but your smelly smile is nut. Do you think you get smelly? No, nut.

Do you think you get smelly? I stink. Yeah, interesting. I stink. Yeah. I am a, f, that's, this soaking. Oh, really? You're sweating.

Sweat all the time, though. Do you know what I just started using this clinical, protection deodorant. Where's it from? And from Rexona. And I believe that that's a worldwide thing. I have not sweated in months.

Did you wear it on deal or no deal? No. That wasn't wearing it on that because, and I was so sweaty under those lights. That was a fucking mess. And I was also wearing not a natural fiber cardigan. So it was like I was in a plastic bag. I wouldn't even think these things through there.

So yeah. I would be the same. No, I didn't. That was on my wedding day. That was my number one fear is sweaty girl. Oh. And but I did have short sleeves so I could just lift up. Oh, that's good.

You did a short sleeve. Did you have a big wedding? We had about 80 people. Oh, that's large. He's having six. Yeah, and not at the thing, like, at the, at the actual ceremony is just the two of us. We're a low ping, yeah. No, but.

Yeah. And then we're coming to, like, a big, going to a restaurant after and just having a fun dinner. Yeah. So Ryan and his wife and then a few friends, We're all going for like a big dinner. I would do that now. Yeah. Oh, really?

Interesting. Did you just spend all your money and then go, fuck? Do you know what it was? It's like, we had the best day. The day's fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. That's good. But it's one, it is just over so quick. And it's like, we actually didn't spend,

we weren't crazy with our wedding. We were like, we need to keep this as sensible as possible. Poppable. So, but by 7 p.m., I was knackered. Oh, you're fine. But I was knuckered. So I was thinking, I could kind of get to sleep right now.

Yeah. Like, could we dip out and would anyone know us? My social battery is like, yeah. I reckon I'd be the same. Yeah. And you're talking to every aunt you've ever had and you know all that shit. You're also like, hi and I'm tired now. And yes, I look beautiful.

Yeah, I get it. How many times can I hear it? I know I'm an angel. Yeah. So, but. It was really, it was so fun, but the lead up, I would say like the last three months, I was over it. Oh, yeah.

See, I just couldn't plan a big day. No. Like, that's not for me. No, I was over it. Yeah. Like, we booked the, all of our stuff maybe three weeks ago. And I'd seen in a month and a bit. And I haven't thought about it yet.

Like, that's just, yeah, it's like done for me. Yeah. That's insane. Like, it's booked, it's paid for and I will rock up on the day. Oh, I love that. Like, um, I don't like admin. What is the, like, what is the sweat situation with your dress?

Oh yeah. Well, it's, I haven't really thought about it because of the Rexona Clinical Protect. Yeah. The great thing about the Reksona Clinical Protect is that you just don't have to think about it. That's what I'll be wearing on my wedding day. Yeah.

On my day days, I'll be a Rek Sona girl. I wish I knew that when I got married. Yeah. At least one part of me would be dry that day. Yeah. Whoa, good one. My armpits would be dry. pussy will be wet.

Yeah. Yeah. We love that. Just so supportive. Can we just narrow in on the line? Oh, sorry for loving you. Yeah, I like that line. I say that.

What is something we'll each go around, but what is something we do that annoys our partner under the guise our partner under the guise of sorry for loving you? Almost everything. Something that comes to mind for me is like, Oh, did you want me to do that? And he goes, no, I got it. And I go, oh, sorry for loving you.

Like, oh. Oh, is that, but is it where like I say, it's Connor. Oh, Connor, can you do this for me? And he'll go, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do it. But because he's not done it on my timing. Yeah. Then I just do it. I'm like, no, I'll do it anyway.

Yeah, I'll just do it. Yeah, but is that really a sorry for loving you? No, that's just like that's, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I won't ever kiss Bridget on the cheek once.

if I kiss her on the cheek one, she's getting 20. Yeah, yeah. And I do the same to Mabel as well. And just really start attacking it. I like that. And she, she. A lot of aggression.

Yeah. Mabel laughs and thinks it's silly and Bridget fucking hates it. Well, because with Matt, and I go, well, sorry for fucking loving you. Yeah. Sorry.

I'm obsessed with you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. That's on me. Yeah. Sorry.

Oh, I'll just go fuck myself. Yeah. Yeah. I think Connor says it more to me than me, Tim, because Connor didn't get annoyed by anything I do. Well,

that's because you're perfect. Exactly. My little rainbow girl. Exactly. But I get annoyed with him. Yeah. So like if he ever touches my face, hands off. Why the face?

Because I don't want bad skin. Does that come from that? Well, I just think like that. From his filthy dirty hands. Shower. He needs to bath sometimes. They look okay to me. They look like nice hands.

It's hidden bacteria. And I have this like, yeah, of bacteria and then coming out. Are you just come town, though, every time you see him with his wedding ring on? Because I'm looking at him right now with the wedding ring and I'm like, oh, is that for you? Are you like, because, so Torbs and I aren't married yet, but we just, we got his wedding ringing. Like, we ordered it and I was like, really? Yeah, like immediately was like, oh, my freaking God. If he puts a suit on, Tony, just melts.

Yeah. Oh, that's, you're so obsessive here. I love him. Yeah. Oh, no, I love mine. mine. She's like, yeah, when I see tors, she's like, yeah.

Whenever I see talks, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm Alicia, and this is Darwin. I'm Demi. And I'm Dan. Hi, it's Lauren

from Geelong, Australia. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tappas over at our Patreon. Thank you for welcoming Monica with such loveling arms. We'd love to see it. And the newest tarpa.

Our newest tapper. Tapper, yeah. Amanda Joy, and that is what we're feeling right now, Joy. So true. Brenner Woods, good on your Brenner. Brittany Miller, hardly know her. Brad C, good on your Brad. Jan, Stephanie Soden, Carissa Goodwin, good on your Carissa, Mr. Duante, Abbie Joe Dowsha and Mimsy Jekrispie.

I don't think that that is a Christian name, but we'll accept it. Is that the name of her human person or her vagina? What was the last one? Touch me on the Mimsy Jcribsi. I thought it was Mimji Jukribsi. Imagine that. Touch me on me, Mingji. If you're a champion Tapa, you are a chance to come to Fiji with us at the end of the year.

For podcast, right. We're taking a bunch of our Patreon subscribers to Fiji. Eight. You're more than welcome. You join up and you can do 25 words or less question and then you let us know. Oh, she didn't like that. Okay. Yeah.

She didn't like that. We could give you the information we could meet there. Have you ever been to Fiji? No. And look, I'll be honest. I'm not really a traveller, so it's fine. I'll let you go. Because you prefer to be at home.

Look, and at home. Yeah. So how long have you been away from home now? Since Friday. And you're already a bit like... Dying to get back. Yeah. Is it because you've got a really comfy bed?

Just... Do you know what it is? Number one, the dogs. Yeah. Number two, I just love where we live. We live in a very quiet village in York and no one... No one... No one's really there.

And it's so nice and quiet. I just love it there. I'm looking at home on the sofa. Reading or on TikTok. Is that where you grew up? Like, do you live, like, where you? No, so, well, yeah, kind of. I grew up, like, half an hour away.

Oh, yeah, cool. So, yeah, like, just home for you. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love that. Yeah. And you've got two dogs. We've got two dogs. Oh, mm-hmm.

Bless. Just. We're about to compare photos after the show. Yeah, I can't wait to do dog trash. Yeah. So the other day, just quickly, I, because we're on the road, said to Charles, can I borrow your shaver? And everyone just thought that was the, yeah.

Thank you so much. And so. I would if someone had to borrow your shaver or your toothbrush, which if you had to choose one, which would you go with? I had to borrow Conn't as a few weeks ago. Toothbrush. Toothbrush.

Not his shaver. Yeah. He's toothbrush. Yeah. And I actually think that's worse. Toothbrush is worse? I think so. That's what I think too.

Shave for what, though? Your face? Well. Or everywhere? Anything. Oh, well. If someone just says, I'm going, I just need to borrow your shaver. And the conditions.

are that you then have to use it. It's not like, oh, just keep it. It's like you then use it again. Okay, no, shave a worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because all the little microcuts in your skin, everything. Yeah, thank you. Didn't even think about that.

Yeah. Maybe worse. And you're worried about the hidden bacteria on your beautiful husband's hands. I mean, think about that. Yeah. This is what, yeah. That's where bacteria is from. Slits.

You've got a point. Yeah. Thank you. Before the show started, we were all telling everyone, our birthdays and Monica was just so excited because coincidence chat and I feel like birthday coincidences are the birthplace of coincidence it is yeah um have you ever met someone with the exact same birthday as you like same date month year I don't think so I have Monica Isabella strata who I went to uni with she not Isabella yeah stop are you still friends

no oh yeah she try and steal your thunder on your birthday is that why you're not friends anymore it's actually not no we just we're never we Didn't do the same course. We were just in the same like intake year. Yeah. I think she's jealous. I'm jealous. Isabella, coming for you, girlfriend.

Listen. Megan Hackett has coincidence chat. Tapa Megan. Hi, Megan. I live in London and get the tube to and from work every day. One week. We're in London. Crazy.

We're getting, we got the tube yesterday. Megan. Where did you get the tube? We got it. Um, well, listen, I'm not really a tubster. I could tell. I know you've got a range roper. We've seen the videos.

Kings Cross to hammer wood. What's that? Abby Wood. I just follow him. Yeah. I like the sign language of that was very good. I live in London and get the tube to him from work every day. I go to work every day.

One week, I saw the exact same person sitting across from me on the tube three days in a row. Stalker. That's good. Yeah. Stalker. Now, is that a coincidence or do you both just work in the city? But no.

I think it's... You start work at nine as well? Oh shit. To be on not only this... You get the train that arrives at 8.51 across from all those offices? Fuck me right up. To be not only on the same train, but the same carriage and the same thing. I think that's a good coincidence.

And I'm allowing myself to be. enthused by these because Monica's letting me be gassed up. Yeah. When normally I feel like I've got to, I've got to soften my excitement. No, no. Be loud and proud. Oh.

Do you think? She's very loud and very proud. And that's like in a good way. But when you say like, be louder. But sometimes I do soften because I'm like, oh, maybe that's too excited. But no, I'm going to let my freak flag fly. Never too excited.

Never. Never too excited. No way. Tapa Carily Upton. Hi, Carole Apten. All the houses I've, ever lived in have all been divisible by three. I've lived in number six, 15, 12, 9 and now I've just moved into number 24.

See, I would never have got that because I don't do maths. So for her to even figure that out, incredible. Yeah. That's pretty interesting, I guess. Is it? I don't know. I think it's just a long bow. Like if you were like, oh, every...

Oh, that's a long bow. Oh, we've found the end of Coincidence Chat. Here we are. Okay. Oh, after years of excitement, Carri Lee Upton has brought this segment to a screeching hole. I reckon if it was like, oh, every house I've ever lived in, the street started with B, you'd go, oh, well, that's a simple coincidence.

I don't think you can have to work too hard for a coincidence. Okay. I'm going to give my phone to you and you are going to read this. She can't read. Can you read? Did they do it? But I do stumble sometimes. This is from Tarp of Penny.

And then I want you to try and not look at the picture until you finish reading the sentence. Do you know something funny? I want a Peek me go and I want to call it Penny. I was listening to the pod last night while cooking tea and my bacon looked like Australia astonishing. I would never know what Australia looked like. I'm not good at the countries either. So I can't even tell you.

Okay. The bacon looks like the map of Australia. Does it? A little bit. Wow. The middle one, eh? Penny. There's no Tazzy.

But there is a rot nest, which is quite interesting. They always get forgotten. I'm just starting to think about all the things I'm missing because I'm uneducated in. Yeah, but I'm surely like in university, they're like, and day one of university, like, let's look at a map of Australia. She didn't get in. Yeah. I didn't get in though. But I don't think they would have taught you that anyway.

You know what I mean? Should we learn that at school? Because I'm not good at the countries either. I'm not good at a lot of things. Full stop. Countries, maths. You're good at lots of stuff though. Yeah.

And I, yeah, I am actually good at some things. Yeah. Look at that. Thanks. A bunch of tarpers have message through and said, here are the main differences between British and Australians. So I'd love to get your thoughts on this. Okay. Laura Stucky.

Thanks, Stucky. Hi, Laura. She said, Aussie mums always say not happy Jan and British moms don't know who Jan is and why we're not happy with her. Do you know what that is? No clue. Have you ever said, not happy Jan? Never in my life. Never heard it.

Because I think Laura has moved to the UK and said it. And people are like, who's Jan? Is she all right? Yeah. So there was this really fancy, fancy, really famous art in Australia where like, was it for the white pages? Yeah. Like the phone book.

And we had the yellow pages. We have that too. You have two. Coincidence chat. Yellow pages is residential. White pages is commercial. Did we ever have two? And also, does that still exist now?

I don't know. No, I hope not. Because they used to drop it off at the front door once a year or whatever. Yeah. Wasn't that crazy? I'm going to tell Mabel that one day and she's going to go, what the fuck. Yeah. And also, the breaches of confidentiality of a phone book, this is really, that's, that's

haunting, isn't it? That anybody could just look up your thing and know your address and your phone number. Oh my God. Like, what do we just, imagine if you had the American one and you could just look up Taylor Swift's address and phone number. She would have to pay it. Would you drive? $3.50 and like taking it unleashed it?

Could you get the unlisted? You got to pay for that. You got to pay to not have your privacy. Could you get it unleasted? Wow. You obviously didn't hang out with many fancy people. That's for the rich and famous. Yeah.

Bell, type of bell. Hi, Bill. Hi, Bell. I'm from the UK and I now live in Sydney. All the mums here at the park are offering their kids. Yogurt. Yogut. Took me ages.

They meant. what did you say? Yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt is the Americans say that too, don't they? Because that's what it is. Yeah, well, two against one.

Yo-w-gut. There's no wu-kut. Yogut. Yogut. Do you guys say Adidas wrong here? Adidas. But some people say Adidas. Yeah.

I say Adidas. Yeah, same. And like Nike and some people say Nike. We say Nike. one of us. This is good to hear. Coincidence. That's true. Do you have a preference over Nike or Adidas? Like are you one or the other? Well, these are Nike right now, but my jumper is Adidas. Beautiful. That was so nice. But my jumper is Adidas. So I haven't seen the jumper. A point of cultural difference between Australia and the UK. A man in Adidas and a lady in Nike.

You don't see that in our town. It's normally the opposite. Yeah. No way. I'm quite. masculine though. Yeah. Yeah. The different, I am actually jacked. Yeah, I'm actually just really

tapping into my masculine energy right now. Yeah. But yeah, no, it's a bit like, and Ryan and I described it the other day.

I said it's a bit like how all dogs are boys and all cats are girls. It's a little bit like that. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. I know what you mean.

And like how, like a horse would, oh no, what would a horse be? Girl. Yeah. A horse is a girl 100%. Look at that beautiful hair.

If you've seen it. If you've seen it. If you've seen a certain part of a horse they are like you know like it's hung like a horse oh do that oh hung like is that where that's from if you yeah if you'd seen a horse up close you'd like oh hard to look away i do you know what this is a huge statement i don't think i've ever been within like 50 meters of a horse that's okay what are we doing this afternoon that's okay what are we doing this afternoon like i don't think i've never touched a horse

oh i have i have like i've said seen them like as we've driven past and whatever but I don't think I've ever touched a horse. When we have, when we've never ridden a horse. Well if you haven't. Yeah, you'll get there. Time zone chat.

Come around to my place when we get home. You don't have a horse. Mabel and I, there's one at the end of the street. So Mabel and I and B.J. Go to see it. BJ's our dog. He loves horses.

Because horses and dogs are like. Nellie loves horses. Yeah. Our Nellie. She's a spaniel. On the animal pecking order, I feel like they just think they're the even. there's no one's better than the other.

Like one's not scared the other. They're just chill. So BJ, when he sees a horse, he just like thinks they're amazing. What about a cow? Yeah, you fuck with a cow. Yeah.

Cows are boys. But there's a horse at the end of our street and in kangaroo ground. And we go up there, and maybe looks at him and pats him on the nose because the horse will walk over to the fence. Oh my God. I've never been. good. I'd like to do that too. Yeah. Maybe we should. Should we do that together? Is there horses near your place where you go? Yeah, there's horses near us. There's Edie the horse that lives just down the road.

Edie the horse. Edie the horse and Nelly loves her. Yeah. So like a Nelly will jump up at the gate and Eadie will put her nose down and Nellie kisses her nose. Same with the cows. They give kisses. Because they're on the same level, right? There's like no. Yeah, they'd be Fs. Stunning.

Yeah, how cute. That is beautiful. Good. Actually, that reminds me. There's a normal or no here that we didn't get to, but I feel like I have to read this because we're all obsessed with dogs here. This is from Tarposophy. Hi, Tarposophy.

Getting irrationally offended when your dog loves someone else more than you. My dog loves my sister. She comes around once a month and my dog thinks it's Christmas. He's obsessed with her. I've raised this dog, bade this dog, fed him, pat him, that ungrateful.

My sister is a bitch, does nothing, but he loves her and it makes me furious. Normal. 100% Yeah, so normal I'd cut my sister out of my life I'd be like

Don't come around again See you Lib Not interested Yeah Or like if your dog chooses To sit with someone else Yeah Or if your dog never does

And you go Oh she doesn't really like that But then she doesn't I'm like you betrayal Yeah Yeah Like You said you didn't like that

You Judas Yeah I agree Or like when you're like Oh look at this thing That she does Look at this thing And then she doesn't do it

And I'm like You You've done that on purpose. You've made me look a liar. You've made a liar out of me. You've made a liar out of me. That's rude. I'm your mother.

Do what you're told. Emma Clark has messaged. Ozzy say um, but Brits say um. Oh, do you know what I hate when they say M? Oh, M.

Um. Like that. Yeah. Um. So how would you spell that? I know that's a random thing to ask. E. M.

Yeah. Um. I hate that. What do you say? Um. Um. Um. Um.

Um. Um. No, I don't. No. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh.

Um. Um. Um. No, I say, um. Um. Um. Um. Um, we're about to do what you love to see it.

Um, I believe you've got all you love to see it as well. Yeah. Do you want to go first? Yeah. Okay. So we rescued our second dog Pippa. No. What is it?

Tell me now. Tell me now I know I'm going to be sex. What is it? I'm going to vomit. I'm going to shit. My dog's called pipa. Stop. Not joking.

I'm sweating. You need the rexswain. If only Rexona sponsored this segment. It's crazy. You have to give us that. That is unbelievable. I'm about to say something. Say it.

Don't let me hold your hand. Do we need the horse photo? We have a horse photo that we hold and share together and you've never seen a horse. Oh. When we're fighting, there's a photo of someone who listens to our show that she, Oh, there it is. She's in that yellow case. That's her.

And so when we, if we ever have a little, if we ever get a bit like snitchy it, we just hold the, and it brings us back. Snippy at each other or if we're both a bit off, we go doing either horse photo. Yeah. And it grounds us. That is great communication. It's our ground zero. To know you're in a place where we're being a bit with each other here.

Yeah. get the horse. Well done. Thank you so much. What were you about to say, though, because I think I'm going to like this. Your hands are so warm. They feel like Play-Doh.

It's because bad all is sweaty. I'm sweating. I'm not. It's the Rekina Clinic will protect. I love coincidences. That's amazing. I can't believe both of us have dogs called Pippa. Pippa.

And the other one is Nelly. Which is a very cute name. She was our firstborn. And she's a Spaniel. She's a cock of Spaniel. Did she have to get groomed a lot? Probably like two, three times a year. We do let her get quite fluffy.

Yeah. And then we're like, whoa, she's a beast. Yeah. So then she needs cutting back and then we're like, ooh. Yeah. You look weird. Where's this skinny dog come from? Yeah.

She's like, hmm. And Pippa is a rescue, and we rescued her. Is she a rescue? Yeah. Did you rescue her? Yeah, we rescued. Two years ago. Two years ago.

And we did know what she was when we rescued her. Like if she was a dog Did you rescue her? When we went to rescue the rescue Did you risk Oh so you rescued her? We rescued her She rescued you

Oh yeah So true Do you know what I mean That's beautiful Yeah And we I should say that to my mom Oh

Brian's adopted Yeah He's a rescue So I'm a rescue And he's called Pippa Yeah I should be like I rescued you man

Yeah I'm wish I was Yeah This is what I'm talking about Isn't everything lovely And it was there

a little celebration for the two-year rescueversary? So we actually, I don't know the exact day, but I know that it's May, so it's this month, and she was rescued from a rescue called Many Tears. Oh. And they are amazing. They are so good, and they have so many dogs, and they get loads of puppies in, and that's what Pippa was. She was about four or five months old, and she come from a puppy farm.

So she wasn't in the best way, bless her, but she's come on leaps and bounds, and she is an absolute nutter. What breed is she? She's, well, we didn't know this. So she's half King Charles, half collie. Oh,

lots of energy, I guess. Yeah. She's nuts. But another little fluffy dog. And then Nelly. Yeah. Who is a coxed animal,

but she's a show cocker. So she's lazy. She's show girl. Seriously. Would you say that your fiance has a show cocker? Wow, I didn't even think of it like that.

That's so rude. Like a cocker that you can take on to her. Yeah. You were no smirking me. Win a ribbon? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Ribbon worthy cocker. With jewels on. Oh yeah. It's bedazzled. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice.

So have we figured, so you do know that what she is now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we were kind of guessing. Yeah. Yeah.

I was going to say, well, when we did your ancestry DNA. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, half cocker. Yeah. Show cocker. Show cocker.

My love to say it is from Tar. up Eugenna. Hi, Eugenna. Me, Tony. Uh-huh. Oh, we're laughing. Sorry. The laughing...

Oh, fuck, it's going to be a sad one. The laughing, when I read this name. No, but it ends up good. Okay. I was in a yuck relationship. Oh, fuck that off. He treated me awfully and any idea or dream I had, he just shut me down.

And I felt like a less version of myself. No, never too excited. One day I finally packed my bags, moved out, and I got a job as a cleaner so I was making my own money working on my own. Oh, that is amazing. A few years later,

I don't have that job as a cleaner because I've started my own cleaning company and I'm making bank. And next Monday, my first ever employee starts. I don't have anyone telling me what I can't do and I'm building something

and I'm so fucking proud of my life. That is amazing. Don't you love to see that. Good on you, Jenna. Well done, you Jenna. That is a best news I've heard a week. That's amazing. That is amazing.

No, you're a Jenna. You're Jenna. Don't what have you guys. I also have you love to say it. From Tapa Colby, who has started the fucking blog. So we have this thing, Monica, in our group, in our community, in our podcast, where if you want to do something, you've just got to start the fucking blog. And it's taken on leaps and blounds out. You just do it.

The blog. Start the fucking blog. Whatever blog means for you, whether it's blog. Blog. I thought you said blog. What's blog? I don't know. start the fucking blog.

Yeah. Blog. So like start the TikTok account. Yes. Start the Etsy store. A lot of people have gone back to college in their later years. Yes. I've done that thing.

Whatever it is for you to start the fucking thing. Yeah. And so Tapa Colby is a craft queen trying to reach her full potential. She says it's been a rough go lately and last year I was really heavy with all kinds of grief. I completely burnt out at my last job and I got bullied by management into quitting, which is so fucked up. I have chronic illness and insane generalised anxiety, which has really kept me down for the past 10 years. However,

I've been doing therapy for the first time and my counsellor is helping me find my confidence and get my creative juices flowing again. Creating is finally bringing me joy again, and I've gone crazy, like creating all these little things. So she has started her first market. She went to her first market, and then has also started an Instagram and TikTok called My Little Whimsie.

So we'll pop the link up on the screen and the handle up and whatever. Hey, you're my little whimsy. Oh, I love you. It's a fresh little baby, she says, but I'm hoping to grow and be able to maybe have craft classes and like a studio. So do tutorials and stuff, which is very cool. There is a sewing, like, school that just opened up around the corner from me. And I messaged them, and it's for kids only.

Oh. You can't go as an adult. Well, that's actually very exclusionary. Yeah, ages. Yeah. Just because I'm an old bitch. Tony's also joined the CWA, which is in Australia, the country women's association, which the average age is about 75.

Yeah, can I join? You are more than Malcolm. What do you do that? We knit together. Oh. Yeah, and we cook on the weekends for the less fortunate. And we have a little craft stall at the local bunnings and we sell all the things that we make. And one of the ladies, Maria, who is a huge type, actually, shout out to Maria.

She makes jams and chutneys and stuff, and we sell them on the weekends. So Tony's brought the average age down significantly. The day she told me she joined the CWA, I'd nearly, like, great, but it's actually huge. It's been really good for me. I really love it. You're a good person. That's amazing. Imagine if they didn't accept you because you were too young.

Yeah, which I was worried about. But then the knitting was like, were you too old and you're like, what do you want for me? What have you got for between five and 80 year olds? I know. But yeah, I love it. It's been really good. And I think similar to what Colby's saying, it's just nice to like go do something that is like different from your job.

Yeah. But I love to see that, Colby. Thank you so much for sharing. Thanks for sharing. Thank you for sharing. I love that. Thanks for being part of what we're calling. With week.

With week. With. Me. Yeah. We didn't forget your name. We were telling you the idea. Do you want to say it one more time? Sure.

Tony and Ryan with. Monica. No, we don't need you to say the name. We're just explaining the idea. So ready to go again. Tony and Ryan with... I don't get it. No.

Okay. Yeah, she doesn't get it. Thank you so much for coming into what looked like an abandoned place where you were going to get murdered. But inside is quite nice. Inside's beautiful, yeah. I think it's gorgeous in here. Yep. Is that toilet?

Yeah. You need to go? All right. We'll chat to you tomorrow. Thanks so much for joining us today. Thank you so much. This was the best day in my life. Me too.

Yeah. Love you. Love you. Bye.