Toni and Ryan - Not a dry 🍆 in the house

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Stephanie Tilley, who's from The Basin. Oh, I love The Basin. I don't know what that is.

Is that in Australia? Stephanie, it's Tony and Ryan. Hello. Hello. Hi, Steph. I'm so excited. Oh, yay. Oh, well, Ryan tells me you're leaving a sink.

That's good. I do. Have you copped that before? Because I just said she's from the basin and Tony said, I don't know what that means. Well, it's after explaining it to people that then they make fun of me. Oh, we'll go on then. We'll see how we go.

We'll test that theory. The basin is at the bottom of Mount Dandenong. So technically the sink of the mountain. Like where the giant washes his hands. I guess so. I've never seen one. Like what's the sink of a mountain mean? Like the valley.

Oh, like a sink, like a sinkhole. Yeah. Right. Okay. Gotcha. Okay. I've never heard it referred to as that before. Sinkhole. Sink. Like it holds a body of water, I guess. Yeah. All right. Okay. Good shot. Okay. I've never heard it referred to as that before. Sinkhole. Sinkhole. It holds a body of water, I guess.

Yeah. Not your best, Steph. Not your best. Steph, will you approve today's podcast? I will. Woohoo. Legend. Hi, it's Steph from The Basin and I approve this podcast. Tuesday. Woosday. Oh, that sounds like you're woozy. Is that in the scary movie? I'm feeling a bit woozy. What if it's woosday?

Cause if you go, it's woosday, then that is sad. It doesn't help. Yeah. Welcome to woosday. Nah, hate it. Okay. I'm not going to sing confessions

cause we've already been too theatrical this morning. But at this time- These are top confessions. Time for top Confessions. Tony and Ryan, top Confessions. Yes. Tony and Ryan podcast ers, tonyandryan.com.au. And something's going to get mentioned in today's Confessions, which I believe if we

ever made like a tarpa, like a, a thesaurus, but for top, which would be a top of Thoris, uh, it would be one of the keywords in there and you don't like it. So just, I'm just managing your expectations. Or you don't like people that claim that have, anyway, this one's first apartment confession. Oh, these are top apartments. Top apartments. No, I'm still in the apartment group from my old apartment, by the way, on Facebook,

just so I can follow along with the drama. Do they know you've left? I don't think so. Because now you can just drop bombs and you don't live there. And be like, oh, I saw someone stealing my package the other day. Or like, who's left their sock in the sauna? And things like that. Yeah.

Maybe I should do that. Stir up some drama. The biggest scandal is a sock in the sauna. Well, we had toenail clippings in the sauna the other week, didn't we? Yeah, but a sock in the sauna. I like how did that end up there? Did someone walk in with a sock then decide that wasn't appropriate? Well, I just thought you'd enjoy the alliteration.

Yeah, I do. And I appreciate that. I'm a sucker for a sock in a sauna. And as you know, the other day, the only thing that came into my mind was putting a sock in a generator, um, so I'm just leaving socks around. Yeah. It's not really adding up. Yeah.

Is everything all right in your sock drawer at home? I'm just leaving rogue socks about. What can you see a sock is like Tony was ear. Okay. What have you said this into the group? Yeah. Hey guys, I left a sock in the hallway on level four. It's very wet, but the socks very important to me.

Has anyone seen it? It's a sentimental sock. Yeah. And because you can anonymously pose. Like I don't have to pose as myself. Like you could do an anonymous pose. Should I just start fucking rage against the fucking apartment group? Yes. Yes.

My favorite ever apartment story was that guy that had a sex doll and tried to get rid of it. So he wrapped it up and it just looked like it was the same shape as a body. Yeah. And so someone was like, oh my God. Yeah. And someone saw it. Like dumping a body in the fucking bin. In the laundry chute. So like you could like, Oh my God. And someone saw it like dumping a body in the laundry chute. So what, like you could really fucking turn my life. I don't think I'll do anything illegal. Did you live in the same apartment building as Selena Gomez and Steve, what's that guy's name? Steve Martin and those guys. Those guys. Martin Short is the other

guy. Yeah. Martin Short. Yeah. There was too many Martins. You forgot the Martins. Too many Martins. Yeah. No, I didn't. I didn't. But I was- You could be on season four. I saw that season four was coming out or just came out. Well, obviously not in it then. Season five. Season five. I'm old and tired. I hope so. Only socks in the building. Apartment confession. Two girls were having an argument upstairs and because our old apartment building has very thin walls, my partner and I could hear everything this couple was fighting about. I think even in an apartment that isn't like old and a bit shonky, you can still hear when there's a raised voice or an excited woo. Maybe it's a woo's day.

Maybe it's a sex day. This is a woo day. Yeah. Okay. They were going back and forth until one of them yelled, I didn't mean to pee in your face. Can you just let it go? My boyfriend and I absolutely piss ourselves laughing.

On each other's face. We laughed so loud that they probably heard us because suddenly their argument just stopped. Because imagine you're having an argument, you hear this laugh and then you're like, suddenly someone can hear us. You're very aware of the world around. Yes. An hour later, we're heading out, the lift opens and guess which two ladies are in the elevator. Piss face.

Oh, sorry. Well, yeah, but yeah, sorry. We don't say that. Lift opens and guess which two ladies are in the elevator. Piss face. Oh, sorry. Well, yeah, but yeah, sorry. Yeah, we don't say that. Wife. Was the piss the problem or the name in general? My partner and I like see them and kind of look at each other and go like smirk. When we did that, one of the girls shoots like eye dagger at her partner and the other partner goes. Because immediately you're like they're the ones.

Yes. Yeah. I wanted to confess that we heard them, but I think they already knew. That is so funny, though. And because you just all it's like the arguing in the supermarket, you are in your own little world and you don't realize that anybody else is fucking watching you. Yeah. Well, when you're yelling at someone who's pissed in your face, you don't, you're not concerned about what's going on downstairs. Because someone's pissed in your face. Yeah.

That's your primary concern. Yeah. Whether you were ready for it or not, I think that if there needed to be an apology, yeah, you're probably pretty concerned about it. I didn't mean to just let it go. Everyone does it, Doug. New Tinder match. I was getting flirty with a boy on a dating app. And then he asks, do you drive this kind of car and this color?

I was extremely freaked out. Was it correct? Yeah. What? Actually, I'm going to need a... No, we're not doing it. Oh, God. And I thought I must be chatting to Ryan John from the TV show.

You. You're right. I do hate it. Is this the part that I hate? No, that's Ace Ventura that you're doing when you do that voice. Ventura. That's the voice you're doing. He's in Breaking Bad that actor.

He is. Yeah. I think he just died. Sorry to say no one had known that. Drop a bomb on you today. That's yeah. Big news. I'm so sorry.

We should have told me that before I did the voice. No, but like his memory lives on with us. You know, they say you die twice. Once when they bury you in the grave and the second is the last time that somebody mentions your name. I believe I remember the great philosopher, Macklemore once said that. I listened to that song yesterday. I listen to it all the time, as you can tell. Is that glorious?

Yeah, I think so. Oh my God. So you know how Ryan, Ryan Holiday now is like a big fan of stoicism. And so he'll go, Oh, Marcus Aurelius used to say- Is that the same Ryan Holiday? Yeah. Oh my God. I didn't realize that.

I just never made the connection. That's the same Ryan Holiday. As who? Oh my God. I didn't realize that. I just never made the connection. That's the same Ryan Holiday. As who? As the producer from like McLemore's producer. Is that what you're saying? No, no, that's not what I'm saying at all. His name's Ryan Holiday.

No, that's, his name's Ryan. Ryan Lewis. Fuck, I was just ready for the biggest bit of coincidence chat of my fucking life. The guy that writes about Marcus Aurelius and Stoicism is actually Macklemore's beat maker. No, so just then when you said, you know, how he's gotten into that, I'm like, oh, big career challenge.

But like that would make sense, you know, an artist fucking. Can we please send this to Ryan because he's my favorite writer and he'll love it. No holiday. He's one of my favorite, favorite people on this planet. And he'll love that you thought he worked with Macklemore. It just the two Ryan's. Too many. There's too many Ryan's.

It's like your mum's. Too many mums. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, the Stoicism. No, it doesn't matter. I think we'll just push Ryan. I just thought it was going to be really amazing coincidence chat.

Sorry. I spent in the future, like in a hundred years, people go, Oh, remember a Macklemore one set. Yeah. Oh, that was worth going back for. That's what I actually said to not go back. Oh, that's so embarrassing. I can't believe you backed that in.

Oh. I can't believe my interesting stories aren't interesting, But then Tony just says sock and it's hilarious. Well, get over it. I was extremely freaked out, says the confessor. That is actually freaky. So he's guessed what type of car and what color car this person has. Yeah. Correctly. Correctly. What the fuck?

Yeah. Put a sock in it. Nah, yeah, all good. I told him that was creepy. And he goes, oh, I thought you realized you were chatting to your next door neighbor. Like it's me from across the street. And she goes, oh, actually your face was familiar. And of course you know my car because it's parked in at the front and you live next door.

Yeah, actually it all makes sense now. But why did he phrase it like, Oh, do you drive this color car? He thought it was obvious because they were literally next door. And he's like, Oh, obviously he's doing a gag kind of. Yeah. And she's like, Oh, do you have a red front door? Yeah. You know, gotcha.

Cause like, clearly it's made from next door, but it didn't. Got you. It gets a bit lost on the apps though. That, clearly it's made from next door, but it didn't. Got you. It gets lost on the apps though, though. Doesn't it? It's a bit, a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. So I kind of go, Oh, like, you know, sure.

Figure it all out. Yep. He comes over. Was that all you just next door? Yeah. Come over. He's gorgeous. He's tall and we bang.

Great. And we bang a lot over the next few weeks. It doesn't feel relationshipy. There isn't really much getting to know each other, but we're both just railing. We're having lots of fun and everyone's a winner. Is it also just the proximity of people? Like they're next door to each other. How easy. She'd also just come out of a long-term relationship. So like what a great little, you know, palate cleanser. Love it. Little sorbet from next door. And also, but the, the, the convenience of the next door is just-

No, exactly. One day- Be rude not to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One day I was coming home from a walk and he just pulled into his driveway and I just said, follow me. So he follows me into my house and I just threw him onto the couch before he

could even say a word. And I had my way with him. Then he left straight after. It was so hot. I've never done anything like that before. Oh, and if they'd been sleeping together for a while, it's like, well, that's cute. Yeah. A few weeks later- He's like, oh, I've actually got some raw chicken in the fridge, like in the car. Like, oh, my chicken's been in the car for two hours now. That's not good. A few weeks later, we had to not bang for a little bit because he was going to Melbourne for work. Oh, my chicken's been in the car for two hours now. That's not good. A few weeks later, we had to not bang for a little bit because he was going to Melbourne

for work. Oh, sorry. Yeah. So she was like, Oh, you know, not this week. You know, I'm out of town for work. But then I see him drive into his driveway. You can't lie to a neighbor. Was he lying to me about going to Melbourne for work?

You can't really lie and go to someone you live next door to. Yeah. Because that's something you'd say to, you know, like, Oh, I'm out of Melbourne for work, you can't really lie and go with someone you live next door to. Yeah. Cause that's something you'd say to it, you know, like, Oh, I'm out of town for a bit. Yeah. Yeah, totally. And so she's like thinking, why, if he just didn't want to do it, you should have just said like, it's so fucking weird, he's right next door.

Yeah. Like, or just say like, Oh, I'm kind of over it. Yeah. So she goes, Oh, I'm just going to fucking call him out and go, what's up. Yeah. Why are you still driving to work if you're away in Melbourne? Is this via text? Yeah.

Yeah. He then tells me he lives with his identical twin brother. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. There's no way. I know Tony doesn't believe it's possible to bang twins. I know being a tunnel brother is something that many tarpas are. And I'm not saying I banged a twin.

All I'm saying is that day where I said, follow me, I don't actually know which one it was. No. He's blowing you off. Do not believe that he's a twin. Oh, so you think he's made that up? Yes, 100%. She's confessing that she probably banged the brother. Oh no, I'm confessing myself that he's blowing you. Brian's died.

What happened to the back of my chair? I don't know what just happened. The pin came out and I leant back and it went. Okay. Well, I'm saying that he's, I'm shouting so that you can hear me down there, but you're still in the same spot. Like basically you're in the same spot.

And also everyone else can hear. Yeah. No, he is blowing her off and being like, oh, that must be my twin brother. He had chicken in the car. He had to go. He had to go. Okay.

Case closed. Case closed. Hi, it's Seth from The Basin and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Oh, that coffee smells good. Can you pass me the sugar when you're finished? Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? That's salt, not sugar! Let's get you another coffee.

Feeling distracted? You're not alone. Many Canadians are finding it hard to focus with mortgage payments on their minds. If you're struggling with your payments, speak to your bank. The earlier they understand your situation, the more options and relief measures could be available to you. Learn more at Canada.ca slash it pays to know. A message from the Government of Canada. A huge gigantic, enormous, ginormous shout out to a few of our champion tapas. Ginormous.

Ginormous. Over at our Patreon, a few of these champion tapas joined us for our live stream that we had yesterday for Halloween. Thank you very much. Alice Brown, love you Alice. Brooke Page, Megan Johnson, or maybe Megan. Ena, Odin, Erstebo, Peter H and James McDonald. Our mate James.

James McDonald. Thank you very much for being part of the Patreon. We absolutely love to see it. And Ryan's got a little... Guys. Touching base on our new exciting venture. This will make you want to touch your own base guys. Anyone who's a champion tarp are on November 1. So if you signed up now for the month, you're all in, you've only got a couple of days to get in today. Or if you were thinking of quitting, hold on for another few days.

You know what I'm saying? Like it can go both ways. That's true. Anyone who's a champion tarper on November 1 is going to get the 2025 tarp calendar. And we, last year we did a Christmas card and I thought that was pretty fun. Yep. If last year's was a nine out of 10, this year's is a... 16 out of 10.

Out of 10. 87. Yep. It is cra- it's fucking pretty crazy, hey. You had a big day. Can I remind everybody as well, it will not be for sale. The only way that you can get it

is if you are an active champion tarpa on the 1st of November. We'll shut the gate and then that will be it. When you fill in your form, have your address and you're gonna get sent this 2025 calendar and it'll be there. This is why we're doing it now so we can ship it out

and be ready for the start of the new year. Yeah. We're going to post it to everything. Now today's limerick has been influenced by the photo shoot. Um, and one photo in particular, which as soon as you hear it in the limerick, Tony will know what I'm talking about. And as soon as everyone else sees it, I think it's going to be, we haven't, like, I think that's going to be January. We haven't, I think that's going to be January.

Let me just read the limit. Okay. Would you like a brand new pick every month of the year? It'll be glorious. It'll be fun. It'll fill you with cheer in some of the picks you see Tony's tits. 2025 champion top calendars will soon appear. 2025 champion top calendars will soon appear. Can I live brainstorm though?

Love the limerick. I don't want that to be January. I feel that should be like June or July. And then I can be a centerfold. You know what I'm saying? I'm not a... No, no, cause six, six. But do you know what I mean? Like how that would be a big deal in like Playboy. It'd be like, oh, they're the centerfold. Like they're the middle of the calendar.

Tony. Middle of the magazine. My angel. Yes. You're always the centerfold. My angel is a centerfold cause they're all glorious. Yeah, that's true. But I feel like it just, what a cracking start. So Tony there's, can we sort of describe this one or are we

giving too much away or? Well, I want it to be a surprise. I want all the champion tarpas to get like the scoop. Well, there's a, there's a one that's sort of, you know, a beachy theme. Let's not give it away. So it's this. No, I'm saying that, but it's like a beachy theme. And so we're like, okay, well, what are we going to wear?

And then Tony like strolls out and go, and we're like, wow, so warm in here. Yeah. And so, and then she goes, oh, what do you think about unzipped? And everyone in the room just went, and I'm not a dry cock in the house. Not a flaccid dick in the suburb. I believe it's the same. Yeah. Um, I personally have heard that. And I honestly thought that you were like having a lull.

You're like, Oh, should I unzip it? And we were like, ha ha ha. Okay. So same. I can't believe it. Literally same. I've walked through. Yeah. Okay.

I'm so ready. Okay. So it's like a one piece bathing suit. So it's like, bathe at bottoms. Like same as like bikini bottom, bottoms. But it's long sleeved. It's like a paddle suit's like, by the bottom, like same as like bikini bottom, bottom, but it's long sleeve. It's like a paddle suit is what it's called for like surfing or whatever, but it's got the zip at the front. So then you can take it off. So it's like a high neck, long sleeve bathing suit with a zip down the front. And I walked out wearing it because I'm like, Oh, it kind of looks a bit dorky. So it's very sun smart, but it's also like, it's for doing like water sport.

Like it's not for like showing your body or whatever. And then it's fit for purpose. Yeah. Like, and that's important. And that's why I've got it from like, you know, when I go surfing or fuck and whatever. Yeah. And then so I walked out and then kind of like, I think I said it to produce, I'm like, you know, when I go surfing or fuck and whatever. And then so I walked out and then kind of like, I think I said it to produce. So I'm like, oh, maybe we could do a bit of like sexy one.

And I unzipped it and went like, show me the cleavage. And Sophie like laughed and we went, yeah, good. And then I zipped it back up. Right. And then somebody else kind of walked over and they're like, oh, does that unzip? And I went, does it? And then I was like, how funny, zipped it back up. I'm like, cool. Let me put my snorkel on, you know, like thinking it was just going to be like super doggy. And then the guy who was like taking the photos and whatever, he's like, oh, yep. Love the tits. Like let's roll with

it. And I was like, you're my close personal friend. Are you allowed to talk about my tits like that? He's like, I think it's so funny. And we did it and no one else. I was like, love it. Safe space. So you thought you were joking. I thought you were joking.

Sophie, what did you think? Did you think this was a gag or did you think she would legitimately get in the man? No, I thought, I thought it was a possibility. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, it's a reality now. So it's real life. Cause it looked amazing. It did, it actually did.

And I think that's why we were looking at the pictures. We were like, I think we have to do this now. So it was like, yeah, we didn't really have a choice at that stage. We didn't have a choice. The boobs chose themselves. Yeah. So that one is a bit of a juicy one. I'm a bit nervous actually about that. And what a January it'll be.

Or whatever it is. Whatever month it is. Yeah, live brainstorm. We haven't picked that yet. I wonder if people have these like in their office, like pinned up because that one. Oh my God, I didn't even think of that. Cause it's a calendar.

I actually, I didn't think about that either. That month. Oh my God, NSFW. That month, don't go to work. Stay home. Don't go to work that month. I look good in that one, but like, we joked later that it actually- You look good too, actually, in that one.

But I said afterwards, I was like, it's actually irrelevant to me because when you see this, it doesn't matter. It actually doesn't matter. Like there's nothing I could have done, but anyone would have given a fuck about what I was doing in that one. So, Shannon- I don't think it's that that I think it's silly and it's fine.

I don't think it's that like sexy. I like, I don't know, dude. Don't say stuff short as far as it's like nothing to be ashamed of. It's like, wow. It's amazing. I'd actually say I've got something to say. I'm sorry. No, I've got something to say. I'm so embarrassed. No, I've got something to say.

No, no, no. I think both me personally and I think others will say the same thing when they say it. Yeah. Tony Lodge, you're inspiring. What? I'm inspired. What do you mean? It's inspiring.

What's inspiring? I just say that and I go, what a woman. Wow. Wow. Shit. I'm gonna get sick. I appreciate that. Thank you.

You just inspired me. I don't know how you mean it. Does it mean like, isn't inspired the opposite of flaccid? I don't think so. I don't traditionally know, but it can mean that if you want. Guys, patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. And you'll know the month when you see it. I won't have to tell you which one it is. It was because we have to pick one to go on the front as well.

It won't be that one because if anyone from Australia Post sees it, it won't get delivered. They'll think we're sending pornography. They'll shut that right down. It was lots of fun though. And I think people are going to love it. But yeah. There's an Instagram page in a podcast, Girls that invest. And they did this post that says, what's a really subtle sign that someone is really wealthy.

And it is fantastic. I'm zipping their bathers on a photo shoot. What's a subtle sign that someone is really wealthy. They use the word summer as a verb. Like where do you summer? I'm summering over here. No, summer is the name of a season. You fucking rich prick.

Oh my God. Summer is not something you do. Summer is a thing that happens to the world for three months a year. Experience. Not like I have, that is very insightful. Actually, I've never thought about that before. I've also never summered anywhere. But so like in regular people world,

we don't go to the summer, the summer comes to us. It's like when in Australia, we say I'm going to the snow. People don't understand that you have to go up quite a big mountain to find it. You have to make a decision to travel to the snow. It doesn't just come to you. And that's for summer, summer just comes to me on the first of December. Yeah. And that's also Christmas tree day.

Yeah, it's a beautiful time. Miko. Hi Miko. The couch is in the middle of the room and doesn't touch a wall. And I'm not adding anyone, Tony Lodge. It's true, Vic, it's true. Cause when you're like young

and you're in a little apartment, there is no like middle of the room, like Like your couch is in the middle of the room as well. I'm not adding you yet. Your time is coming, man. Fucking hell. Yeah. I hate this. Leah said, asking not if you ski, but where you ski. I think that all snow sports are like, as just a general rule, especially in Australia, because you have to travel to get there. Yeah. I've never skied or any. Have you been to the snow?

Not in Australia. I've seen snow. Where did you go to the snow? If I find out you've been to the fucking Swiss Alps or some bullshit. No, no, no, no, no. But like it's snowing in Japan Japan of which I've been to drive. I didn't think this was going to, this wasn't supposed to be a segment that wow.

Okay. I've seen snow, but I've never done snow sports like snowboarding or skiing. Or you haven't seen snow. You've seen Japanese snow, which I assume is better snow than the rest of the world. Snow. It is really stunning. Actually. It does look beautiful.

It actually would be. Yeah. than the rest of the world's snow. It is really stunning actually. It does look beautiful. Not actually with me. Yeah. There's a video of me throwing a snowball at Torz and he eats shit like he hits the ground. Yeah, great. I love that.

I love that. Peele says, they're taking a career break. Wouldn't we all love to just take a break from working from time to time? Also take a break to be like, I'm gonna find out like what I wanna do, do a bit of self discovery. For 12 years, I'm not gonna work and I'm just gonna discover some things. Well, wouldn't that be nice?

And someone also said, I think that's what rich people call a sabbatical. You know, I never really knew what that meant. I don't know that word. I don't think that, I think you have to be in a certain tax bracket to know what that word is. Yeah.

We're proving it. Maybe that's just knowing what sabbatical means. Someone tells you, hands you the thing. Talisha says the third child was planned. Okay. So a little bit of background of that. Oh, is that Sophie and Ryan both have one child. And it's enough.

It's enough. It's enough. It's so, they're so fucking expensive. I love that both of you are just like, mm-mm. We can't afford to both work and the kid doesn't go, okay, cool. I'll just like not cost as much then. You know, they still keep costing heaps and then you're going to have another one. And then after two, if you're still alive somehow, you're going to proactively decide to have a third. To have another baby.

How many fucking, no. Oh, no. I'll give you guys a second. How many nannies do you have to purchase? I just, I can't, I can't imagine. Some of our friends are expecting their third. Brave. They had, they had two boys and they rolled the dice for a girl, I think.

And the two boys are the loveliest, funnest boys, but they are boys. They came over to our house. They came to our house the other day and it was upside down within three minutes of them being there. And they go, yeah, we're having a third. And we went, no, how do you guys do it? Like literally hats off to you because of how on earth are you surviving? Cause yeah, they're expecting a third. I went, you're joking. I also, I think that whenever people are like, oh Cause yeah, they're expecting a third. I went, you're joking. I also, I think that whenever people are like, Oh, we're having our first baby. I'm like, Oh my God, congratulations. They go, yeah, it's twins. I go two at once. I could, there's no way.

Absolutely not. Dobbs and I have mentioned maybe getting another dog and we're like, we can't handle that. Oh, Pierre? I don't think Pierre is available anymore. I think he's gone to a beautiful loving home. Not our loving home, but a different one. Yeah. Pierre was beautiful.

He was. Finally, some guy, Ryan commented, I know a lady named Tony who has a soda stream. I am throwing my soda stream out. Oh, I'm not wealthy. I'm just thrown out. Yeah, just thrown out soda streams. Like it ain't no thing. For anybody that doesn't know to what we are referring, Oh no, sorry, soda stream is the thing that-

No, no. We were doing a live stream and someone in the background of the live stream, this is at my house, someone in the background saw that I had a soda stream. They said, must be nice. Subtle flex, I believe. Subtle flex, thank you. What subtle flex. And I said, I think that that is just the least flex here. I've got the like plastic one.

Like it's not a, it's not a- A new fancy one. A tap in the, like it's not a built in thing. It is the plastic soda stream. We bought it from Kmart. And it's like, we bought it in 2017. Like. And it looks like it's eight years old.

And the soda water that comes out of it tastes like it was purchased in 2018. It doesn't even go, any more it goes. Like it's not, you know. This is the sound of Tony's SodaStream. It's a queef. It's not, it's not even a full stream anymore.

I love that that person thought that we were setting up with a laptop on your couch to do a live stream. Oh, turn it a little bit to the left so that people can see the SS. I want people to say the SodaStream so they know I'm doing all right. So can you just turn that computer a bit? I really want to, yeah. This is the thing. Instead of me wearing fancy jewelry and branded clothes, I want people to know

that I've got a soda stream. Where will you be selling? Here's me flexing it again. Does any opportunity I'll let people know about my soda stream. Where will you be a summer English? You know, it's so hard to decide what tip of Italy to go to. Yeah, no, it is tough. Yeah.

Also, isn't our summer like backwards anyway? So yeah, it's everyone else's winter. So you'd be, yeah, if you were a summering in Italy, you would be wintering in Italy. You know, our like mutual friend who is fairly wealthy. Kate Langbrook, she's been to Italy. You should ask her about it. That's actually not who I was talking about, but she has been, I think she lived in Italy.'s been to Italy. You should ask her about it. That's actually not who I was talking about, but she has been,

I think she lived in Italy. I believe she's written a book about it. That's insane. No, Loz Phillips. Oh, yeah. Very wealthy, very, very wealthy. Lots of very fancy friends as well. And she-

She would summer. She summers twice a year. Yeah. Like, because she goes to the summer. Yeah. And then she goes away in year. Yeah. Like, cause she goes to the summer. Yeah. And then she goes away in summer here as well. So in June, it's like unreal. So in June, she goes to summer and December, she lets summer come to her.

And that's making the hemispheres work for you. If ever I've seen it, it's just, are we forever going to be Tony and Ryan are poor man's Jason Lauren? No, we're not the same. But I want Jason Lauren? No, we're not the same. But I want the summers. I know we're not the same. I mean the summers. I wouldn't mind.

Yeah. Yeah. Escaping the Melbourne winter. Yeah. Yeah. That's rich people talk. Hey, I've got a love to see you here from Tapa, Amy Flynn. Hi, Amy Flynn.

I want to send a shout out to Amy because she's just gone through knee surgery, which isn't a lot of fun. Oh, shit. And actually, oh, quiz question. Quiz question. She said to her family, they go, oh, we'll bring you something when you're in the hospital, you know, and she goes, no, no, don't bring anything. And what do you take someone that says don't bring anything? Box of favorites.

She got a box of favorites, correct, Tony Lodge. And she said, my love to see it is post knee surgery, getting a box of favorites, correct, Tony Lodge. And she said, my love to see it is post knee surgery, getting a box of favorites that had four Turkish delights. I want to change what I said. That's how I summer. That's how I summer. I'll have a barbecue. Someone can bring over a box of favorites

and then I'll tuck into those after everyone's left. Actually, I've got a better, I don't know who I'm going to get in this year's Chris K, oh, I don't know who I'm going to get in this year's Chris Kringle, but I actually know what I'm going to get you. No, you don't know who you've got yet. Well, I know. And you're not allowed to say,

you're not allowed to say because it's a secret. So don't say anything if you don't know. My love to see it, I've sent you a little Instagram reel, you know, text messages. And it is fucking good as the ever. Ryan, what can you say in this little video? Oh, sorry, you sent it to me in Instagram and I opened Instagram. No, I sent it to you in text messages. Yeah, but then I clicked it and I moved.

Well, thank you for helping me. You bring your bed in here? There's a golden retriever trying to carry her own new bed into the lounge room. So the little cat, she's so cute. We bought our dog a new bed and she was so excited. She helped us carry it in. And there's like the dad and then the dog is like, like on its hind legs, like carrying the bed in. It is so cute. I'll put the link in our episode of the trade in Facebook for today

so that you can watch it because it is so freaking cute. OK, so the day today, Tuesday the 29th of October 2024. Yeah. One day I will own a golden retriever. That's beautiful. Cause they are, they always look like they're smiling. They do. They always look so happy to be there.

I think that they've got lovely energy. They do don't they? Like they've just got that beautiful like welcoming energy. Sophie's a goldie girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The best.

Great with children. Really? Just one. Not three. Sorry. Great with children. Really? Just one. Not three. How are they- Great with your one child. How are they good with children? Which is plural of children.

Children. How are they with children? Children. Even though that makes no sense, that made sense, eh? Okay, no, don't answer that. No, no, I'll just like to believe- Not great with child. Great with children. But Sophie said great with children. Yeah, don't answer that. No, no, I'll just like to believe. Chilled, not great with child. Great with children.

But Sophie said great with children. So you just said, what about children? So she'd already said that. Yeah, I just fuck it here, eh? Yeah. How are they with single child? I believe is the other opposite of that. With child.

How are they with child when they're pregnant? How are they? How do you know someone's rich? They're not pregnant, they're with child. How are they with child when they're pregnant? How are they? How do you know someone's rich? They're not pregnant. They're with child. How do you know someone's rich? Their golden retriever is with child. All right. Tomorrow on the show. Have a think about this, actually, everyone.

I never do. And it's me naked, so. Oh, I'm always thinking about that. Tomorrow on the show, what's the weirdest thing a guest has done in your house? If there's a thing on that list that I've done at your place, I fucking swear to God, I'm not coming into work tomorrow. Oh no, you're a great guest.

Oh, that's really sweet. I wasn't fishing for that, but I appreciate that. To the point of a not, when I say mate yourself at home, I mean it. Yeah, I just stand there. Tony does just stand there and I go, you want to sit down? She goes, I don't mind. I go, just sit on the fucking couch. Yeah, shut up.

Sit the fuck down. Don't make me babysit you. I've got my own child. And then you, no, she's joking. So now when Tony's here, I've got children. You do need the dog. Yeah, yeah, OK. All right, chatting tomorrow. Love you. Love you. Bye. Love you more than children. Yeah. You do know the dog. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Chatting tomorrow. I love you. Bye. Love you more than Tony. Bye. Only a couple more days to sign up to be a champion.

Taba to get the calendar quickly run. Love you. Tits. Tits. Love you. Bye. Bye. Oh, that coffee smells good.

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