Toni and Ryan - Nutbush at the Supermarket

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

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See A Real Pain only in theaters on November 15. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. And we are calling Katie, who we think is in Chicago. Oh, Chicago. We think. We don't know what We suspect she's in.

The voice I was just. Hello. Katie. It's Tony and Ryan. How you doing? Hi. I'm good. How are you guys?

We're well, Katie. We were just discussing about where you live. Is it, do you live in Chicago? I live in the suburbs of Chicago. Yeah. Okay. Thank God for that. Because we just talked about Chicago a lot. And if you went anywhere near it, we would have looked like fucking idiots.

Yeah. More than usual. So definitely. That's good to know. Katie, what do you do for a crust? I'm a barber. Oh, that's awesome. That's sick.

Yeah. And just like Tony, I'm actually a doctor as well. Starting in 2018, the local TV station addresses me as Dr. Katie. I have no credentials to back that up. What were you like an eyewitness that it just says Dr. Katie on the screen or something? What do you mean? No, like whenever they send me mail, it's always addressed to Dr. Katie. That's the way to do it. It's so much cheaper than going to medical school, honestly. It is.

Yeah, it's one of the great hacks. Katie, will you approve today's podcast? Absolutely, I'd love to. Legend, thank you, thank you. This is Katie from Chicago and I approve this podcast. All right. Coming up today, Tony has said, I've got legal chat. Yeah. Do we need to be concerned? Do people listening need to be concerned?

Um, if anyone needs to be concerned? Do people listening need to be concerned? If anyone needs to be concerned, it's you and I. But we'll get to that. Do I need a lawyer? Well, I think that- Do we need a lawyer? Well, I think that over the course of the podcast, a few people have reached out and said,

I could be the show lawyer, but I can't remember any of their names. What happened to the first guy that was from Jason PJ? Ha, Hayden Glastner. Yeah, from Glaston Legal. That was good. Tony is so proud that she remembered that. I'm actually very impressed with myself remembering that.

I feel like he was an original tarpper and it wasn't for him. I haven't heard of Glaston Legal in recent times. Well, is it because you're calling him Glastner? Is Glastah? Glastalegal. Anyway, if you're an accountant, nope. If you're a lawyer, let us know. We might need your help soon. First, let's do normal or nah.

Jackie has a normal or nah today. Actually, this is a pretty fucking grim way to start the show. Okay. Taking a bite out of a raw slice of bacon. Oh! Normal or nah. Jackie says, my partner will snack on a piece of raw bacon while waiting for the rest of the bacon to cook.

This makes me feel physically ill, but he thinks it's normal. Um, I'm going to say nah to a full slice. Okay. However, if I'm chopping up bits of bacon for like to make a quiche or to put on top of like homemade pizza or something, I'll sneak a little cubey. Yeah. Um, and it's smoked. So it's like basically all good.

I wouldn't do it in America, but I'll do it here. Cause like, cause our food safety standards are really different. So food like. Yeah. I've heard that bacon's like, it's, it's actually fine. Like bacon's, it's smoked. Yeah. that bacon's like, it's actually fine. Like bacon's, it's smoked. So it's like, it's not raw pig. Like would I eat a bit of like pork chop before it was cooked?

Nah. Like, you know, like that's so different. So I actually think I'm a nah for a full bit, but I think like normal for a little like num num. So sometimes I'll cut off the rind before I put it in the pan because it's too fatty to eat and then I'll just eat it. That like hard bit on the edge. Yeah.

I've never cut that off to cook it. Yeah. But like the point is, so I don't eat it and then I just eat it. Oh, so yeah. Then I eat it raw. Yeah. Isn't it quite rubbery though, when it's raw? Yeah, but it's so juicy.

Yeah. It's so juicy. It's a bit like, so you know with pork crackle. Isn't that what that is? Just laying on the other angle. But you know how- If bacon was upright, would that be pork with crackle? Yeah, pork belly. That's what it is, but it's sliced thin. Like that's literally what it is. But you know with like pork crackle that you have with a pork roast or whatever,

only on Christmas obviously. How there's like the real, no, how there's like the really crackly bits and then there's like the juicy like soggier like chewy bits. They're the bits I like. So it's kind of the same energy. You soggy dog. Cause I just like that it's like a bit chewy. I don't like real crunchy stuff. So the crackle itself, like- No, the actual really crackly bit like that you get in the middle. I don't like, but I like the juicy parts on the side.

We could tag Tim cause I love the, the. Yeah. So it's perfect because whenever I go anywhere for a roast, people like, I hate those chewy bits of mine. Send them my way. Yeah. Yeah. You are a good roast companion.

Yes. You've always said that. Maddie has a normal honor. It's Maddie or Matty. Maddie. said that. Maddie has a normal honor. Maddie or Matty? Maddie. Maddie. Maddie. If you answer the phone on loudspeakers and others are around, do you tell them

they're on loudspeaker? Um. I called my boss and told him I was heading home from work early because I wasn't feeling well. He goes, no worries. Take care of yourself. When you're better, we've got some new tasks from our biggest client. And I said, are you fucking serious?

They're so fucking high maintenance. Fuck. He then mentions, oh, you're on loud speaker. We're in a meeting with the big bosses and that big client. So I guess I'm, I'll, we'll chat to you later. Why the fuck would you not tell me? Why would you put me on loudspeaker? I have the biggest potty mouth and I have no filter. Also, if you're in a meeting with the biggest bosses and the biggest client,

why would you take a call? Yeah, that's on him. You're in a meeting. Yeah. Do you think there's something about like, when you admit that they're on loudspeaker, you're kind of saying that we talk shit about this person in private. 100%. It's the same as like if you're in the car with someone and you go,

hey, I'm just in the, I'm just dropping Ryan off, you know? And then they go, oh cool, hi. Oh, hey, Bridget. Tony can hear you. Tony's in the car. Yeah. She goes, oh, hey. You know what? We'll just talk later. No, I reckon that's on the boss.

Why would you answer a call during like some huge meeting? But also like, why would you complain about doing your job to your boss? Like imagine your boss is like, oh yeah. And when you get back, you'll have to do your job. And they go, Oh, well, fuck them. Well, where's your job? Oh, no, I get that. But like, you know, some clients are a bit like, not totally, but like, I do, but also like,

no, I don't know. We all, we all, we all know those clients. Yeah. Don't those bosses? Yeah. Sarah has bosses. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Sarah has a normal or not. I actually suspect this is for Australians only. Oh, well if you're not in Australia, switch off.

Not just because of the song, but more of the time and the culture around what the song means to Australian Bogan culture. Okay. Let me see if I can guess what song it is. Okay. To Australian, Bogan culture. Okay. Let me see if I can guess what's on it is. Okay. All right. I've got, I'm going to give you three. Okay.

And I'm going to tell my reasoning for each. Yep. The first one is I don't like it by pulling pants down because culturally, politically huge, it was in the hottest 100, like, second one is Eagle Rock Rock. Cause you know that thing where everyone pulls their pants down. Yeah. I say it's not Eagle Rock, but we're in a real close territory. It's basically the third is going to be it. Okay. And then the other one, which I was cutting between two, but now I think it is, is it Sweet Caroline? No.

Oh, I thought it was going to be, ba-ba-ba-ba. Bummer. But that extent, that's, that's global culture. It's the right energy. It was like Australian pub. No, it is. It is. It's the correct energy, but it's just not this specific. That's good. Yeah.

Okay. Although when you hear the one, it is, you're going to go, Oh, fuck. Of course. Shit. Sarah has a normal or nah playing nut bush city limits at the supermarket. Today I was shopping at Coles and it came on and I actually felt like I was breaking the law by not immediately doing the nush push on my own in the freezer.

I'll throw your leg out as soon as you hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta throw your leg out as soon as you hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nushbush should be exclusively for weddings and exclusively after 11pm. Hearing it during the day in a supermarket is a big fucking nah from me. Yeah, it's a bit like I'm post-nut clarity. What? Like, you know that thing, that went around and it was like, oh, like, when you're done, but like, whatever you're watching still going.

You go, oh, Tony, like done, but like, whatever you're watching, still going, you got, Oh, Tony, close the laptop. You know, it's kind of like, you remember all the things that you've done while you were drunk at a wedding all of a sudden. But tell us what would be on your laptop. When you hear it or see it in that harsh light of day. Yeah. You know, and you go, oh God, the harsh light of the freezer aisle. Thank you.

Yeah. That is overly lit, the freezer aisle. Lit. Yeah. That's lit. No, like, no, not that kind of lit. It's not Dua Lipa on the Pitbull song. Yeah.

It's not Pitbull. Gonna get lit tonight. It's not Pitbull. No lie. It's Sean Paul. Nick, shampooing your pubes. My friend told me the other day that they'll wash their pubes with shampoo while showering.

I get that it's hair, but it's not the same as on your head. I think soap is more than enough. Definitely not. Nah, for me. Who does their friend think they are? What are you doing down there? That needs a shampoo. Yeah. What are you like? I once saw a guy wash his hands before peeing and I thought, how good do you think your dick is that it needs to be protected? Um, can I just say maybe they're just eating something really spicy.

Great call. I take back what I said. Yeah. Thank you. This is Katie from Chicago and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Every listener feels like their favorite podcast is speaking just to them. If you're a marketer, your brand's message can do the same. With podcasts ranking number one against all other media

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Oh, okay. Oh, who said that? I didn't say that. You literally, you said that. I don't think I did. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Bunch of these guys, they're all getting the calendar. They're all getting the calendar.

They're all pro-Limerick. And they're all pro-Limerick. Exactly right. Sean Bennett, good on you, Sean. Bethany Reber, Hardly Noah, Tarnie Wills. Hang on, is that? Assemble Mom who works two jobs. Just Bethany Reber.

Just from Oklahoma. I-E-B-E-R. Bethany Reber. Reber. Reber. Just remote Oklahoma. R-E-B-E-R. Bethany Reber. Reber. Reber. I'm working late. Cause I'm a Reber. Cause I'm a Reber.

Tarni Wills, good on you Tarni. Mike PDF, absolutely love her. Thank you. MSC, what'd you call me? Nia, good on ya. And a little happy birthday to Kath's husband, Robbie, who's turning 40 years old tomorrow. Cause she said that there's nothing that she could get her husband that would be better

than a happy birthday from us. And she said a little bit of coincidence, Chas well, is that Robbie's brother is also turning 40. Are they twins? Yeah. So is, yeah. It's all good things happening over there. Yeah. Yeah. If you're not part of the Patreon, I would, I would, I would go sign up. Yeah.

However, if you, if you think this stuff is great, this is the free stuff for four bucks a month. You could get the next level of coincidences. You've got no idea. Wait till you hear about Robbie's cousin. Also a twin. Nah, I don't know. But the podcast actually might not be going for much longer because I've got some legal chat. Oh, so can it go at least till Monday? Because that's just reminded me that we have name based coincidence chat next Monday and- You won't believe who's got the same last name as me.

Yeah. Goes Derek Lodge says, guess who I've got the same last name as? I've got some legal chat. Okay. And I think we all need to really pay attention here because this could, this could be the end of us. Okay. Um, Sean, uh, who is that legal name?

It is their legal name, but I don't think that they're a lawyer. So maybe we could take this with a grain of salt, but I do think it's a very good chance. Okay. Sean says, hi, Tony and Ryan. I don't mean to start any legal proceedings at Tarp Tower, but I've just had a realization that I'm unsure anyone else has brought up. Do you know about this, Omi?

Tony and Ryan, as a team, you keep saying, redacted, whenever you say something you want to legally take back. Yes. I feel. Hang on. I love that you say we here at Tarter. That was definitely a Tony Lodge thing. Everybody says it. Yeah, but you started it. Yeah. Okay. But I mean- Sorry for being a trendsetter.

If I jumped off the cliff, would you do it? Yeah, that's true actually. We'd be holding hands. We'd go down together. Yeah. Why, what would be the point of me being cliff top if I'm not with Tony Lodge? Exactly right. I fear, says Sean, you are meaning to say retracted.

No, she's from a farm. Which has a similar, but not identical meaning. Nah, that's when you mow the lawn with the tractor and your dad goes, did you do it twice? And you go, okay, I'll retract it. I'll retract it. Retract it. I hardly know it. Redacting something.

Yeah. So what we've been doing is to... Means to censor or cut out something, usually with documents, for example, if like a court transcript is made public or whatever. I think that's what we've been doing. Hang on. Personal information will be redacted. So usually blacked out or it will literally say like redacted over the bit that I've cut

out. Retracted is what happens when you say something and then want to take it back. So usually for legal reasons, like that sounds more what we're doing. Well, yeah. So for example, when you say redacted is what you're saying is black out that bit. When this goes to transcript black that redacted. Yeah. Hang on.

So let me tell you. So what retracted means is what you say when you want to take it back. to transcript black dad, black dad. That's been redacted. Yeah. Hang on. So let me tell you. So what retracted means is what you say when you want to take it back. Like for example, a newspaper will print a retraction if they've said something wrong. So like they'll come out and they'll go, oh, we'd like to retract yesterday's article

about X, Y, Z, it had a heap of false information, whatever. Or a politician will retract a statement when they've said something stupid or legally incorrect. Sean ends the email with, I will leave this information in your hands. Cowboy emoji. Whoa, I don't know. I actually don't know if a cowboy emoji will hold up in court. So I guess... Whoa, you may as well have not turned the whole... if you're going to throw a catapult emoji on the end. That is the equivalent of like for us. That's just like a mic drop, isn't it?

That's like a- That's like a lobbing a grenade. That's like a dropping that in and you just go, Fuck. That just made me question everything she'd said prior. Yeah. So where this lands us, I believe, is that regardless of all the meaning, I actually don't like the sound of the word retracted as much as I like reducted.

Reducted is a better word. So given we actually aren't doing anything really wrong, or really illegal. No, you're doing lots of things wrong. Redacted. Nah, so, well, I guess I would like to open it up to the team. What would we like to do? Were we actually thinking it was going to hold up in court? You certainly did.

No, I did not. Well, you wouldn't have done some of that harrowing shit you did do if you thought it was... You would have talked to Sophie about all those tissues if you didn't think done some of that harrowing shit you did do if you thought it was- You would have talked to Sophie about all those tissues if you didn't think that redacted was going to hold up in court. Okay. There's a few things to break down here. First of all, I'm sorry about the tissue comments, but sometimes when-

Redacted. Redact that apology. It's not true. Second of all- What I- Yep. I- Sorry, no.

I'm going to cut you off right here. I think that we need to acknowledge that we have all utilized the redacted. Stop dragging the team. No, no, no. Stop dragging Sophie and I into your legal drama. No, because what I'm hearing right now. Dear authorities, I will snitch. I will turn on this bitch on a dime.

No worries. Twist my fucking arm. Pull my finger. Yeah, I will do any prisoner's dilemma deal to get myself a free man and I will send Tony away for life. Redacted. That's all very interesting. A second ago you were jumping off the cliff with me and now you pushed me off the fucking thing.

Nah, I will snitch. I will snitch. I will snitch. Um, I actually tried to use redacted in the home and, uh, it did not, it did not go well. Um, so Mabel is, uh, going through a cute phase where I go, Hey Mabel, what does a kangaroo do? And she like puts her arms up and she does like a little kangaroo. And so there's a song that talks about the barramundi. So like a fish and a fish swims. I'm doing all the things that people can't see it. And then it's like barramundi barramundi, like a fish and a fish swims. I'm doing all the things that people can't see it. And then it's like barramundi, barramundi, cockatoo.

And the cockatoo. Sounds familiar. The cockatoo. Frere Jacques, frere Jacques. Yeah, it's the next verse. And then the cockatoo has its like hand above the head because that's what the cockatoo's thing is. Yeah, I'll take it.

The crest. And so when we say cockatoo, she'll put her hand above her head. Yeah. And I went the other day like, oh, shark's coming, what's a shark? And I put my hand- Oh, like a fin, yeah.

Yeah, but, and then Bridget goes, you can't do that because she thinks it's a cockatoo, you'll confuse her. Oh. And I said, oh, redacted. Oh no, you can't do that when their minds are like a sponge. Yeah, so I tried to redact a shark from being a cockatoo and now she's confused. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. All right. We haven't had such confusion in the house since Nana, the bananas and her Nana was there at the same time. That was real chaos. Nana. What? Nana. Who? And yeah, it was, it was bad. Do you want a coffee? Nana. Yeah. Exactly. Oh God. That's where you need the cowboy emoji. Um, what I think we should do, and this is a pitch. Yeah. Options. Options. You know how long we started live from DCI? It was cause we kept getting banned

on YouTube from doing reaction videos. And now we're like not getting banned from YouTube and reaction videos. Maybe DCI is like redactions. So that's our time to say that thing that happened last week, redacted. This comment redacted. Cause I don't actually think that, not that that's not a good idea. My proposal was like, I think it's fine. Yeah, but that doesn't hold up in court. But like, what is that? You know? No.

I don't think, you know? Yeah, this is what I imagine. You know what I mean? I have just watched The Mendez Brothers, so I am up to date. That's not even what it's called. Yeah. I am up to date with courtroom. The Mendez, I believe.

I am up to date with courtroom proceedings is what I'm getting believe. I am up to date with courtroom proceedings is what I'm getting at. And so they- On a TV show. From the 80s. So they present- I recently watched the Lincoln Lawyer, so I'm pretty sure I'm familiar with how the courts- I've seen Yes Man, Jim Carrey. You're talking about Liar Liar. Yeah, they're the same thing. with Jim Carrey. You're talking about liar liar. Yeah, they're the same thing. He's not a lawyer in Yes Man. What's he in Yes Man?

He like is an insurance broker. Sounds like a legal thing. Anyway. You're annoying today. Is there something you would like to redact? Thank you. See, I just think it flows off the top. If you said retractor, I'd be like, what?

Yeah, I know. And then every time we would do it, we'd go hardly know. And it just, I think that's just going to cause chaos. Yeah. And retractor reminds me of protractor. Can I say as well, it is retracted. You just kept saying retractor because you were saying re-tractor. So when in the courtroom drama, one side presents their case and their witnesses and their evidence.

Yeah. Usually the defense doesn't go, Oh, I'm okay with it. Well, I am. I don't think I'm even the defense. No, cause you would be, because you'd be accused of the harrowing shit you've said and you'd have to defend it. And your defense can't be like, I just thought it was all good. I feel like we're moving into a weird territory.

Um, I think as head of HR, you've overseen some shit here. That's all I'll say. Sophie. Yes. Well, as your one employee, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, yeah, you do have a say.

So one employee. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, yeah, you do have a say so. Reducted. Just no one else hears this. I like redacted because it's sort of like an apology without being an apology.

Agree. Like I think if we know what it means, like we know, the tarpas, we know as a, as a crew, as a team. Has anyone else between the three of us kept a diary for legal purposes? Absolutely not. Just me? Great. You have not, you don't even know how to write.

Thursday. Redacted actually. That's not true. Bullied me about my intellect. Retracted. I think that's why I'm not taking it seriously because the cowboy emoji just undoes all the hard work that Sean's done. I think we could use the term cowboy emoji as well. I think that's why I'm not taking it seriously because the cowboy emoji just undoes all the hard work that Sean's done.

I think we could use the term cowboy emoji as well. I think that's why I'm not taking it seriously because the cowboy emoji just undoes all the hard work that Sean's done. I think we could use the term cowboy emoji as redacted because it kind of just means like, it's just silly now. It's not real. I would accept that. It's like, we're going to do this, this and this. Oh, cowboy emoji.

Yeah. I also just think that there's something so funny about saying cowboy emoji, like out loud, because it doesn't really mean anything, but it's really funny. It's like you saying FML out loud if you just say cowboy. Yeah. Cowboy world. Wait, cowboy emoji. Yeah. Yeah. OK, here's my challenge for the weekend. I know it's only Thursday.

I think everyone should say the word cowboy emoji out loud. Say it in real life. At some stage over the weekend. Yeah. Drop it in. So someone says something crazy over the weekend, you go cowboy emoji. Yeah. Yeah. And like, And just let it play out.

Yeah. And see if people respond or if they go, Yeah. Might love to see it today is after being Sophie-less for a few days, is that Sophie is alive and well and back in the studio today. Yeah, she's back. It's good to have you here. However, as well as the sickness

that killed you for a few days and the legal issues that probably kept you out of the workplace. There was something- That's that reducted. There was something else that we were fearful of your life. This is a voice note that Sophie sent Tony and I last night. Guys, this warrants a voice message. I just went to yoga humble brag and just like within three minutes you have to like go from

crossing your legs to extending your legs out lying down and my bare foot rested on the head of a bald man in front of me lying down, like so gently, like my whole little curve of my foot, like went over his head. I don't know if I'll be in tomorrow, I might be dead. Love you. I think the visual of Sophie's foot just like cupping a man's hair. It's almost sexy. Like there's something about it where I'm like, okay, so, all right.

I don't think he went home flaccid. I think that's really like, hey, that would have felt quite nice. What was his response? Like, did he turn around and go, oh, or did you just go, oh, sorry? It's at the start where you're all trying to like lie down and get into the breathing and stuff. And for some reason, I'll just, I just whispered, sorry. I'm longer than a yoga mat.

That is fact. That is the unit of measurement. Pretty tall having a yoga mat. So I'm probably 1.3. Yes. But it's at the start, so we have a whole hour in the room together. And so at the end, I'm just like frogger hopping,

like overall, trying to get away. I think it's okay that you whispered sorry. And he was like, oh, that's okay. And also people in a yoga class are normally quite nice because they're out of your like, you know. Someone goes, what the fuck can you go to bro? Sounds like you need a yoga class. No, but you know, I think if you touch someone

with a raw foot in the supermarket, not okay. What about at a podcast studio? If you touch me with your feet, I will scream. That was really mean. I have beautiful clean feet. I just don't want you to touch me with your feet. I think that's fine. Yeah.

Is that fine? Okay. Yeah. Tell me how you really think, mate. Shit. Cut a minute. You can touch me with your feet. Touch me with your foot. No. No, touch me how you really think mate shit Cut a minute touch me your feet touch me any foot. No, not touch me. No now. I feel like I've touch me the foot I Really want you to do you want me to yes

No empty office. Sock on or sock off sock off. I said we're all foot You should have your legs recently. Yeah. Fucking smooth as fuck. Thank you. Really appreciate that. I'm going to eat a lot. I'll just say it. Can we end the episode soon?

Of all the things that are going to end the show, I think I've never felt weirder about being here. And I know you feel worse than I do. So I love it. This is how I felt at yoga. Yeah. Imagine that on the head. I love it. This is how I felt at yoga. Yeah, imagine that on the head. I would actually like that.

Do you want to do it on my head? And then we're all even. Hang on, no, what would be even is if I laid on the ground and you put your feet on my head. Okay, all right. It's gotta be different because you have hair on the top of your head. I'll do it on your face.

Yeah, forehead. All right, you lay down. My feet are a bit sweaty. They are. I felt that when I rubbed my foot on your face. Yeah. Forehead. All right, you lay down. My feet are a bit sweaty. They are. I felt that when I rubbed my foot on your leg. How would you have felt that my foot was sweaty when you touched my leg? Nah, I could feel the claminess

that had risen up in the calf. Pfft. It's only fair. It is only fair. And then we'll be friends again. Okay, ready? This is actually right. Okay, ready?

This is actually right. Oh! Oh! Oh! That's big time out of my mouth! Yeah, Tony and Ryan. Okay, yeah, so we're even now and that's fine. We're friends again. We're retracting, we're redacting, we're all good.

I will say. Yes. That's brought. We're friends again. We're attracting, we're redacting. We're all good. I will say. Yes. That's brought us closer. A smooth, raw foot. What's the bottom of your foot called? Sole. You just touched my sole. And normally you're only judging my asshole.

The sole of a foot across the top of a forehead. Yeah. Cause the bottom of your feet is smooth, the foreheads, it's actually really nice. The toe in the mouth, not to give it a take or leave. OK. But that first bit was actually our souls touched. Our souls touched. Sorry.

It's been a weird day. What do you love to see? No, I think we have to stop. Do we just love to see that that happened? Or is yours cooked or nice? Nah, I think we have to stop. Do we just love to see that that happened? Or... Is yours cooked or nice? Oh, you feel... Nah.

So Ryan's showing me his raw sock. Oh, there's a hole in it. That's where you put your feet in. Goodbye. We're done. No, we're not. I'm calling it TOD on this fucking. Oh, on tomorrow's show, I've got a trick if you want your dick sucked this weekend.

Redacted. Put your raw foot on someone's face. A legitimate trick. Okay. Yep. Great. That I'll show you with Tony. Lucky me.

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